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Why do I love her so much, /jp?/Why do I wish she'd just come out of a gap and hug me?Also, Yukari thread.
How can you say you love her if you can't even count the reasons?
>>3817460She gives off a motherly mature air akin to Ran, Yuyuko, Eirin etc. The kind you imagine waking up to sick and she's softly humming as she leans over and places a cool rag upon your forehead.
>>3817480Who cares if she's old? She sure doesn't look it.>>3817501Probably, yeah. I could use someone like that in my life right now.
>>3817501I can't see Yukari doing that. She might gap a rag onto your head, though.
>>3817539As long as she leans over.
>Why do I wish she'd just come out of a gap and hug me?>Bony hands closing around your shoulders!!!OH GOD MY HEART OH....god.....noooo.....
>>3817557She probably isn't even in the same room. She's just got a gap up watching you while she does other things, and she gapped the rag when she noticed you needed it.
im 12 years old
>>3817562Man, Yukari wouldn't do that. Maybe play some kind of gap-related trick on you for fun, but she doesn't seem like the really evil type.
>>3817575Sadly, if she were watching us through gaps, she'd probably just shrug us all off as losers....But damnit, I still love her despite this. I once dreamt she came out of a gap and tucked me in, then kissed me on the forehead....I want to have that dream again, damnit.
>>3817575You're a real fucking pessimistic bastard huh? Keep that shit to yourself.
>>3817591Well, it's a harmless prank to begin with. Yukari wouldn't harm you, but I imagine that a skeletal woman gliding out of your closet midnight would be terrifying as opposed to funny.
>>3817594Only one way Anonymous, only one way....
She punish losers.
>>3817591>>3817609>she doesn't seem like the really evil type.Incoming GRIMSOKYO from Arc.
>>3817609She's only half-skeletal. Close one eye and you're okay.
>>3817612I might be depressed, but I'm not suicidal.
Tell her she's a lovely young lady. She'd blush like a schoolgirl.
>>3817651That would be absolutely priceless. I'd tell her that every day just to see her smile.
>>3817661She'd thank you for it.
Threads like these give me mixed feelings. I appreciate the image dumps, but the words you use along with them fill me with pity and disgust.
>>3817674>>3817651Tell me, guys, do you really think she hasn't heard that a million times before from guys trying to get in her pants? Or skirts, as it were?
Every time you have a wet dream, Yukari gapped into this world to satisfy herself while you were sleeping.
>>3817694Uh oh, here comes the bummer Arc. Everyone clear out.
I fell in love with her when i saw her purple dress.I guess i actually fell for the dress.
>>3817694Honestly? I could care less about getting into Yukari's skirt. I'd be quite happy to be in a relationship with her, even if there was never to be any sex. Ever.
>>3817694Tell me, Arc, has it occurred to you that maybe we're sincere?
>>3817694You're high right now, aren't you?
>>3817709Sincere you may be, and yet it would not seem any less of a reaching attempt at flattery.I'm just asking you to give your words a moment of thought. She has very likely heard the "Oh, you look so young!" comment enough times to merely smile, nod, and then go on ignoring your presence.
>>3817743I have a much better idea Arc. Blow your fucking brains out.
>>3817756So, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
>>3817763Whoa, whoa there buddy. I think it's time I cut you off for the night. Put it down......there you go. Time to hit the road Jack.
>>3817743Well obviously you don't say it like that. You have to hold some casual conversation with her first, then drop a compliment when it seems appropriate.
>>3817775No, I'm good.Anyway, you were talking about Yukari. Please continue.
>>3817778I wouldn't even know what to talk to Yukari about. I somehow imagine computers and tech would bore the heck out of her. Maybe ask her what some good spots to visit in Gensokyo are if you enjoy a nice view? She does love talking about the place and all.
>>3817780Well anyway, after Prypiat we tried to find work but we have been dosed with so much radiation that we glowed a green hue. Anyway that's how Chen was born.