/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, you are the most pathetic board on 4chan.

Despite being titled 'Japan/General', all I see are threads about Touhou and VNs. I'm thinking most people here, including the tripfags who seem to be on at least 18 hours a day, would be much happier on some shitty obscure spin-off *chan.

The postings follow predictable patterns. Someone posts something, and then every reply in the thread is saying something snarky (usually with an 'actually' thrown in somewhere) with a sage attached.

And I can see why you're this way too, /jp/. This board makes /r9k/ look like a bunch of happy campers. They like to wallow in their self-pity too, but at least some of them are trying to do something about it. You faggots just sit around playing Sengoku all day and jerking off to Touhou doujins.

For god's sake, it's Saturday night. Get the fuck off this board and go call up one of your friends you haven't spoken to in years. Maybe they'll let you hang out with them so perhaps you can talk to a girl that isn't 2D and calls you onii-chan.

And no, you're not 'too busy doing important stuff' like playing your DS on the toilet. Go live your life instead of playing video games about life.

Pic related. It's what happens when you give up on life.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like copypasta but I agree with it

[Anonymous No.]

going out later to play pumped
also inb4gb2r9k

[IN elite !EienTEi9N6 No.]

Coptpasta, Pfffttt.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pic related. It's what happens when you give up on life.
You hang out with your friends doing what you enjoy? Horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

You either become over weight or short and do something fun with your friends?

[Anonymous No.]

It isn't copypasta.

I'm right here to do the troll dance with anyone who thinks they can find happiness sitting in front of a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815832
But you're here on saturday night too.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3815832
For god's sake, it's Saturday night. Get the fuck off this board and go call up one of your friends you haven't spoken to in years. Maybe they'll let you hang out with them so perhaps you can talk to a girl that isn't 2D and calls you onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

I was actually at my friend's birthday party yesterday. We drank vodka, talked shit and had fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815832
I am happy. You are an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815832
"Mankind does not strive for happiness; only the Englishman does that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815836
>>3815839

Yeah, because I'm so sore I can barely move. I worked out yesterday because I'm sick of being fat and out of shape.

You did not work out, however, and are perfectly capable of going out, barring some sort of physical disability. In which case, Touhou and VNs still aren't going to give you the satisfaction you crave out of life.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

OP is actually right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815841

I guess there's a reason Lovecraft thought so highly of England, then. :)

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3815861
I practice Aikido and Tae Kwon Do
and I hate going out with friends, I feel so awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815861
I'm in shape, have friends who enjoy similar interests, am a NEET, spend serious time on /jp/, and enjoy my life.

Fat angsty child trying to troll me?
Sorry brah, shit ain't happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>complaining about weeaboos on 4chan
>complaining about weeaboos on a weeaboo board
>acting like a super cool brosephalus on the internet
>implying 3D women are worth the time or money.

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815861
>Touhou and VNs still aren't going to give you the satisfaction you crave out of life.

ITT we project our own worldview shaped by perceived shortcomings and failures on others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815861
>You did not work out, however
cool assumptions, broski

Besides, who honestly gives a shit? I enjoy being a ronery fag. have friends sure, but I don't go out of my way to hang out with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3815879
>acting like a super cool brosephalus on the internet
He's not doing that, just acting like a wannabe. He might genuinely be a wannabe coolguy.