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So /jp/, I am going to Japan next month.
I need to know the place where I can..

1. Get some cheap animu DVD and H-game
2. Get sexual bath, where Japanese girls use their bodies to clean yours
3. Get some sexual service from Highschool girl.
4. Have sex with a miko

I have quite a bit of saving, I don't mind it being a little expensive. Tell me /jp/, where do I get those?

>> No.3812844

If only the answers to life were that easy.

>> No.3812850

Enjoy your AIDS

>> No.3812857

1. that place where they sell electronic goods
2. just walk around at night, you will find plenty
3. just walk around at night, then call on some random girl
4. rape her. any shrine.

>> No.3812862

>>3812857
Rape the miko at the Suwa shrine. Tell her ZUN sent you. See if you can get him investigated by the police.

>> No.3812864

1. Akihabara.
2. H-game.
3. H-game.
4. H-game.

>> No.3812870

>1. Get some cheap animu DVD and H-game

Wait for C77 like everyone else, or find a store. Shouldn't be too hard.

>2. Get sexual bath, where Japanese girls use their bodies to clean yours.

Know someone. Barring that, the genie of knowledge or Sherlock Holmes.

>3. Get some sexual service from Highschool girl.

Exact same way you would anywhere else in the world.

>4. Have sex with a miko.

The genie of knowledge or Sherlock Holmes. Or a time machine. Or find the other side of the Hakurei shrine somewhere in the woods.

>> No.3812871

Go to Kabukicho in Shinjuku, the red light district. Take the east exit from Shinjuku station, follow the streets to the big main road then cross it. If you are unsure what building to go into just let one of the friendly Nigerians help you find your way, they speak english and are always there to help you! Be sure to also tell them that you have a lot of money and don't mind how expensive it is.

>> No.3812877

>>3812871
ok, is this for real? I am doing that then.

>> No.3812881

>friendly Nigerians
:3

>> No.3812882

>>3812871
>>3812877

That is neither 2, 3 or 4, however. Whores aren't that hard to find. They are as disease ridden as any, however.

>> No.3812886

>>3812882
probably get 2, plenty of those around.
3 is also possible.

I don't fucking know how to get 4.

>> No.3812889

>>2. Get sexual bath, where Japanese girls use their bodies to clean yours.

They're called Soaplands.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland

>> No.3812897

>>3812889
Look for buildings with a scary yazuka dude in a suit sitting in front giving you the evil eye; those are the soaplands. If he doesn't slit your filthy gaijin throat on eye contact, he might take you to the whores.

>> No.3812900

>>3812871

That advice started genuine, then declined into getting you taken for all your money and probably beaten by niggers.

>> No.3812904

>>3812841

1.Akiba
2.Anyfucking where. There are those places every 2 blocks.
3.Wait at highschool, kidnap the girl and rape her.
4.Same as 3, but at a shrine.

>> No.3812912

There is no cheap anime in Japan unless it's something old and unwanted like Galaxy Angel Rune

>> No.3812915

For 3 and 4, I have to agree with rape.

By the time they get around to investigating, your ass is back home. Unless they have concrete evidence, which is rare.

>> No.3812917

Wait, I always thought Japanese highschool girls are all bitches and whores? Aren't they selling panty and shit?

>> No.3812929

>>3812877

Yep you can google that info if you want it's real, there and waiting for you!

>>3812900

What are you talking about the nigerians are not going to hurt you, they're employed to help you. Trust me they will walk right up to you and be sure to listen to them and follow their advice!

>> No.3812930

>>3812917

Not any more than American high school girls. And Europe isn't exactly pure, either.

>> No.3812926 [DELETED] 

>>3812917

Not anymore than American high school girls. And Europe isn't exactly pure, either.

>> No.3812932

>Japanese highschool girls are all bitches and whores
>Get some sexual service from Highschool girl.

Seems logical to me

>> No.3812948

2 is quite easy to find. Soaplands are fucking everywhere.
3 is harder and require you to read and speak Japanese. Find a phone booth near a high school, there will be plenty of sex offers with phone numbers written everywhere inside. Call one of those numbers and negociate a price, a place and a time. Be frank and state that you're a foreigner or you risk getting dumped when she sees you.

>> No.3812952

>>3812948
hmm never thought about telephone booth before.

>> No.3812971

Aren't there any tour company that do this actually?
like arranging this kind of tour and shit?

You can ask them.

>> No.3812979

>>3812971

Unless you're in Somalia or something, you'd have the police at your door for international crimes.

>> No.3813443

1,2,3, and 4: Say "Me American! Big Penis!"
And then all the bitches will start sucking you off like whoa.

>> No.3813450

what is a miko

anyways why don't you just get a girlfriend if you want sex then she can dress up as a high school girl, a miko, and give you a soapy massage

>> No.3813460

>4. Have sex with a miko
Yamatai.

>> No.3813461

>>3813450
GTFO newfag

>> No.3813503

>>3813461
More likely a female, or both.

>> No.3814798

>>3812877
This is for real (Jan 2009 trip)

>> No.3814821

Anime dvd's in Japan sell for like 70 bucks for 2 episodes...If you want to be a buyfag about anime, buy the US releases - 20 bucks and you get like 4 episodes. People bitch about US prices, but seriously, Jap prices are way fucking worse when it comes to that.

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>>3813450
>why don't you just get a girlfriend
>/jp/

>> No.3814834

>>3814821
I love the few Finland releases we have here. 25€ for like 25 episodes!
But yeah, if you want to get cheap anime/manga-related things from japan, go for manga, figs (and other random merchandise). They're something you will not get any cheaper from the US or Europe.

>> No.3814884

>>3812841
Op, if you want these things follow Rance's example in Japan.

>> No.3814897

So /jp/, I am going to JAPAN next month.
I need to know the place where I can...

1. Fuck Kouhime of JAPAN.
2. Go to hot springs where I can fuck my slave
3. While I'm at it, don't they have sailor outfits for students there? I need somewhere to buy those so I can fuck my slave after dressing her up too.
4. Get the services of a miko.

>> No.3814917

>>3814821
Except the quality of R2 DVDs is higher and they often come with silly stuff the otaku love, like posters, artbooks, etc.

>> No.3815082

I'll be staying with my female penpal who lives in a temple where her parents work in March. That'll almost be like having sex with a Miko, just Buddhism, not Shinto.

>> No.3815087

1. Akihabara
2. Most Motels
3. An alleyway near a high school
4. In your dreams

>> No.3815091

Pay the yakuza to set you up.

>> No.3815117

>>3812841
Just remember op. Losing your virginity from a prostitute is like beating a game with cheat codes. It'll never be as good as normal sex.

Think of it as an eternal mark of shame that you'll have to live with.

Using prostitutes after you've lost your virginity on the other hand is endearing, especially if you try to help the prostitute change her life.

>> No.3815177

1. Akhibara
2. Anywhere
3. Any where
4. What.

>> No.3815317

>>3814897
Thread over, you win.

>> No.3815333

Number four seems the only one worth traveling to Japan for, and even then only if it comes with a romantic relationship of some kind.

Who wants a miko who puts out on the first date, anyway?

>> No.3815351

You can't get prostitutes in Japan if you're not Japanese. Japanese women are for Japanese men only. No foreigners allowed. Yakuza will politely ask you to leave.
It's near-impossible to get a prostitute in Japan if you're a gaijin. It would be bad for business if a soapland allowed non-Japanese in.

>> No.3816111

>>3815351
Just for FYI, I am Asian and can speak a bit of moon.

>> No.3817969

So where do I find the loli?

>> No.3817986

>>3815351
If you speak Japanese you can get one. A tourist no a resident yes.

>> No.3817994

>>3815351
It's a wonder the Japanese have prospered with that kind of business ethic. In most countries, money is money, no matter where you're from.

Then again, they haven't been prospering much in the past twenty years.

>> No.3817999

>3. Get some sexual service from Highschool girl.
You are a disgusting faggot.

>> No.3818003

Can you really have sex with mikos? I thought they were like nuns.

>> No.3818045

>>3815117
We're not playing the game of life in the first place so you can't really call it cheating.

>> No.3818053 [DELETED] 

>>3817969
>>3812904
Same as 3 and 4, but wait near elementary school. URDURR.

>> No.3818090
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3818090

Why not spend more time seeing the sights in the rural side of Japan, experience a new setting, and possibly become inspired in the process?

>> No.3818097

>>3818090
No, fuck you. These trips to the countryside never end well.

>> No.3818102

>>3818097
And going to soaplands as a gaijin does?

>> No.3818108

>>3818003
They are. Thats why everybody suggests raping one.
Because thats pretty much the only way.

>> No.3818127

援助交際ありませんですか？

I went to Japan a boy, spoke that line, and came back a man.

>> No.3818133

>>3818108
I was under the impression that they were all just University/High School students using it as a source of money.
And I'm pretty sure they can get married, so I doubt they're celibate.

Even so, shacking up with one is unlikely unless you encounter a particularly loose one, drunk and/or have a LOT of money.

>> No.3818142

>>3818127
As in, you went in as a pedo, got arrested, then stayed in prison for a few years until you were older.

>> No.3818205

>>3818127
I doubt it because that's grammatically incorrect. I bet they were laughing at you.

>> No.3818294

>>3812841
1. Akihabara won't have animu dvd cheap, go to used bookstores (ie. Book Off, big blue signs with the word 本 on it, theere's a big one in akihabara, haven't hit it up yet but i'd assume it's filled with animu/manga.) Mangas usually start at 100 yen, dvd's around 1000-1500 yen.
2. Can't help you there
3. I'm actually also wondering this. You could try just creeping up on them (it's been getting dark by the time they're out so this won't be very hard at all) but just have a really good plan as to how you're gonna carry it out. I've also been looking into those deals where bullies at school force girls to have sex with men for money, but I don't know any japanese students/speak japanese well.. Jap high school girls are really hot, especially with their uniforms. you will be tempted.
4. try a miko cafe at akiba, or fap to reimu.

>> No.3818333

>>3818294
Miko cafe, huh? What other cafes are there? Is there a yellow pages of cafes?

>> No.3818348

>>3818333
i would think that the tokyo yellow pages would have them all.

>> No.3818372

>>3818348
Is there a general term for these types of cafe? I don't want to have to go through pages of normalfag cafes.

>> No.3818390

>>3818372
cosplay cafe? maybe.

but i'm not the right person to ask, i've never even been to a maid cafe

>> No.3818400

>>3818294
What the fuck is wrong with you. Go fap to 2D until you stop wanting to rape little 3D girls, goddamn.

>> No.3818507

>>3818390
do the girls there sell sex?

>> No.3818528

>>3818507
no they don't.

>> No.3818539

>>3818528
going there to see only, unless you can speak Japanese, its pretty pointless.

>> No.3818583

1. DVD's are hella expensivo, but Akiba is a good place, they got a few nice anime shops in Shibuya too :D
2. Soapies are awesome, and if your nice and shave your ass, you can fuck them too :DD
3. If your not young looking they probably won't fuck you...er...a lot of red light districts have very YOUNG looking girls so that always works :DDD , although watch out for nigerians and japanese men in business suits who look badass and stay in a group. INB4 Obvious Yakuza is Obvious.
4. LOL GOOD LUCK :DDDD

>> No.3818613

>>3818583
> :D
Stop that!

>> No.3818636

>>3818613
Shut up tripfag!

>> No.3818713

>>3818583
>and if your nice and shave your ass, you can fuck them too
Why would my ass hair matter if I'd be the one doing the fucking? There's something suspicious about your post.

>> No.3818830

>>3818294

3812948 is actually correct for point 3. I've never heard of tourists being able to use the system but hey if I was a girl looking for a man to buy me a Louis Vuitton handbag a tourist could be as wealthy as a white collar worker. I know of one foreign worker who had a yakuza guy guide him through the whole pachinko system so anything's possible.

Really though Japan is not a sex tourist destination.

>> No.3819115

>>3818830
>Japan is not a sex tourist destination

lol

>> No.3819133

>>3818713
because she has to wash you, that includes the area inside your ass. If your ass are hairy dirty as fuck, then shit.

>> No.3819260

I lol because all I would want at a Soapland would be an actual massage my back is really messed up.

>> No.3819260,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3812871
>let one of the friendly Nigerians help you find your way

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