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3811138 No.3811138 [Reply] [Original]

would you like Yuka to be your mom anon

>> No.3811146

>>3811138
The best incest

>> No.3811152

I want her to be my father

>> No.3811154

No

Inb4 that one image

>> No.3811166

IF I WAS BORN IN GENSOKYO, EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT DOWN HERE!!

>> No.3811182

>>3811166
Down here? You mean your dick would be gone because you'd be a girl?

>> No.3811183

>>3811152
This

Also in b4 that image

>> No.3811184

Hell yeah

Being a youkai/half-youkai with badass powers would definitely compensate for being born in an ass-backwards world where any technology more complex than a wheelbarrow would be nigh-nonexistent.

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>>3811184
If you were Yuuka's child, you should be able to beat up at least the kappa and see their tech, if not the tengu.

At least, I hope you can, cause she'd probably disown you otherwise.

>> No.3811212

>>3811138

息子...私を失望させる午前

>> No.3811223

>>3811152

No way my dad was already abusive enough

>> No.3811224

>>3811138
I want her to be my father. Having no father figure irl sucks.

>> No.3811229
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Yuka's such an interesting character

I mean her special ability is to make plants grow but she's one of the strongest youkai in gensokyo, like second only to Yukari

>> No.3811232

>>3811138
Yuka is my mom.

Feels bad man.

>> No.3811238

It's gardening time!

No mom no!

>> No.3811242

>>3811238
lol

>> No.3811246

>>3811229
Like how Rumia, the one who can 'manipulate darkness' is in the lower tiers?

Flowers rock bro.

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>> No.3811260

>>3811229
>>3811246
lol powerlevels.

Seriously guys, seriously.

>> No.3811262

If Yuka was your mum she'd beat you to a pulp for being a hikikomori NEET weeaboo.

>> No.3811267

>>3811260
not powerlevels dude... ZUN stated in his books whos the strongest and who isnt

>> No.3811271

>>3811262

She would also burn your crumpets and make terrible tea, gov'na.

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>>3811267
That's nice, but ZUN's word doesn't have as much weight as you seem to think it does.

In before someone calls me a secondary for stating the truth.

>> No.3811283

>>3811277
Secondary fags. Author's word is god.

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breast level

>> No.3811295

>>3811283
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_the_Author

>> No.3811297

>>3811238
For the first time tonight, I chortled.
Congratulations.

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>>3811283
I agree completely. Just so happens that most stuff written about Touhou is not written by ZUN.

>> No.3811304

>>3811297
yah someone needs to shoop her into that little comic

>> No.3811311

>>3811295
I hate postmodern literary criticism death-of-the-author moronic shit. However, I must admit that it applies.

>> No.3811323

>>3811295
Are you an idiot?

One critic's point of view means what now? I bet you thought it would be legit since you link to a wiki page. My original comment still stands. ZUN owns the copyright, ZUN makes the canon and all other shit related to touhou not done by him is secondary canon and ZUN's word takes precedence.

>> No.3811330

>>3811323
That's stupid. Whatever I like most takes precedence.

>> No.3811334

>>3811323
>Are you an idiot?
Stopped reading here. You're trying way too hard.

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have some canon art gaiz

>> No.3811338
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posting power levels in a power levels thread

>> No.3811341

Aren't the comics that came with Bohemian Archive canon? And.. what was it... Seasonal Dream Vision?

>> No.3811347

naah I love my ma

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I wonder whose fans are more annoying - Yuuka's, or Cirno's.

>> No.3811355

>>3811352
Rika fans.

>> No.3811356

>>3811330
If that makes you happy.

>>3811334
Obviously not hard enough. Author's words over his own creation takes precedence. Common sense.

>> No.3811360

>>3811355
This.

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>>3811352
Pretty sure you like both of them, Arc. Nice to see you accept that you're annoying.

>> No.3811365

>>3811352

Arc fans

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you guys are being silly

commencing yuka dump

>> No.3811376

>>3811352
Twilight fans.

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yuka moe~

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this ones my favorite

>> No.3811388

>>3811356
Yes, but that's the point: ZUN is not completely in control of his characters or setting, nor does he want to be. It's a shared ownership.

>> No.3811389

>>3811341
No, none of the comics in those count except for the one that ZUN wrote in Bohemian Archive. Having read a couple, I can say thank god for that.

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I'm going to post Cirno and Yuuka pictures because Arc prompted me into saving all of them.

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>>3811389
You should read Ogre and Ice Fairy if you like Cirno or Suika. I doubt you'll have any objections to it.

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>>3811388
okay well since both ZUN and the fanbase says Yuka has >9000 powerlevels we can consider it canon

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>> No.3811411

>>3811388
>>ZUN is not completely in control of his characters or setting

Yes he is. Check the bottom of any game what do you see? A copyright. He owns the characters and by virtue of that he has complete and utter control of what he says or what he means in regards of the work. This isn't a shared commons and you're forgetting the place of the fans.

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I dare you to find me a better Yuka doujin than this one.

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>> No.3811457

>>3811154
>>3811183
Which picture?

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>> No.3811467

>>3811457
whenever someone says something like that, you don't want to ask

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>> No.3811515

>>3811411
So, they cease to be his characters outside of his games and writings? ... I'm okay with that.

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not enough batshit insane Yuka

>> No.3811525

>>3811515
That's settled then.

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>>3811238
I'm slow as fuck, but someone had to do it.

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>>3811428
yuka_vs_yukari.zip

>> No.3811544

>>3811529
heh awesome

>> No.3811553

>>3811365
>>3811364

I knew some clever fellow would say, "NO UR ANNOYING ARC".

I was tempted to say Inb4, but then I figured I'd see what Anon would do first.
Yes, I'm a fan of Cirno and Yuuka, but not in the BAKA 9 LOLYOUKAI MOE~ way. I'm not rabid about their existence.

>> No.3811562

>>3811553
>BAKA 9 LOLYOUKAI MOE

I think most of the faggots that post like that are trolling.
or kog

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isnt this one PURTY

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>>3811553
I don't actually think you're annoying, but most people seem to think you are so it's true enough.

also catchphrase spouters are Not True Fans

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>>3811553
Take it easy, you don't have to respond to obviously retarded comments. I'd say SDM fans are the most annoying in all the /jp/ fandom. I don't deal with Touhou fans outside of here, though.

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>> No.3811613

>>3811578

I assure you, my butt does not instantly hurt upon seeing 9 or YOUKAI MOE~. I was observing how rather annoying it was, that's all. One DOES get slightly tired of it after the ten thousandth repetition. Kind of like the way Japanese Bird sets some people's teeth on edge around here.

Which, by the way, is the function of Japanese Bird - to troll people nonstop and raise their blood pressure. So, by complaining about it, you are being trolled. Kind of like how I'm being trolled by the BAKA YOUKAI MOE nonsense.

I remember when people took a break from full-tilt trolling around here. Oh well, I suppose I'd better don my coolface and rejoin the dance.

>> No.3811628

>>3811613
Oh wow.
Sensible post and probably the only post that I will ever agree with from you.

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>>3811613
I... see?

I didn't really think you were butthurt or anything. Sorry if I implied that.

>> No.3811645

>>3811613
Tell your friend AoRF if the wants to troll us he needs to do it in person not with a fucking bot.

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>> No.3811657

I rather be her flowers. She seems like the type that would beat her kids, but not her flowers.

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>> No.3811687

I get to be her socks.

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want some flowers /jp/?

>> No.3811691

I'd probably end up dissapointing her by developing purely defensive abilitys such as healing and shielding.

SORRY MOM BUT I PREFER HELPING THAN HURTING. I DON'T HAVE THAT SCHADENFREUDE THING GOIN ON LIKE YOU OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED.

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....

I don't know what you did, but now she's upset

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>>3811645

I wouldn't call AORF a friend of mine, even if he gave me a million-dollar check today. The man is an ass. He is so butthurt he had to make a bot to troll people.

The scary thing is that it works. I wish people wouldn't post in those threads, it just encourages him. But the thing about /jp/ is that people encourage and enable trolls by heaping attention on them, because they HAVE TO FUCKING LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE REPORTING THEIR THREADS.

Then the troll posts some more and they get mad because the thread isn't disappearing. Before you know it, there's a full-blown battle royale eighty posts strong on the front page. At least the other boards let troll threads sink to the bottom occasionally by talking about other things.

Don't listen to me, though. I'm just a tripfag. A -roleplaying- tripfag at that.

>> No.3811701

>>3811691
No, I don't think she will be mad if you tell her your abilities are for protecting her flower field. Unlimited Flower Pots!

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>>3811694
As far as I'm concerned Japanese bird theads are just an excuse to post new Parsee pictures.

>> No.3811705

>>3811693
She is dissapoint with
>>3811691

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>> No.3811713

>>3811701
...And the healing thing?

Well I guess a power that could heal could even heal flowers that were stepped on. How convenient.

>> No.3811728

Gensokyo needs more people whose powers are less about KILL KILL KILL LOL I'M STRONGER THAN YOU and are more Hey buddy, you can't touch me. Ha ha ha enjoy flailing uselessly against my barrier.

Those were always my favorite types of characters to play as.

>> No.3811736

>>3811713
And when Yuka goes on her period and you get the shit beat out of you, you can heal yourself up!

>> No.3811740

>>3811728

Kaguya Houraisan.

Her femtosecond-reaction ability would ensure that every blow you landed upon her would miss. Don't ask me how the hell Reimu and Marisa managed to shoot her. Or how Mokou even survives that.

Mokou survives being CAVED regularly, so I don't dwell upon it.

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>>3811728
Those sorts of powers don't fit into a danmaku game, sorry.

>> No.3811754

>>3811745
Neither does being able to tell what something is by just looking at it. Doesn't stop Kourin from bein canon

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this picture shows wriggle about to die

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>>3811740
I have no problem with timestopping but Kaguya's power offends me greatly. It's just WRONG.

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>>3811758
Please don't derail this thread with Wriggle.

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someone is getting a beating

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>>3811284
Wrong one.

>> No.3811847

I want Yuka to violate my asshole.

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You're not the final boss of me mom!

>> No.3811888

>>3811872

Holy shit, I would buy that so hard it would jumpstart the global economy again.

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