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This is unbelievable, where is my beloved celestial waifu?

>> No.38108965
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Finally a post about the best heavenly girl!

>> No.38109078

>>38108924
The greatest Gift Heaven gave to us.

>> No.38109109
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>>38108924
I wanna marry her and have a celestial wife for the rest of my life

>> No.38109123

>>38109109
The best thing anon, is that this is actually canon, celestials come down from heaven to marry humans from the surface sometimes, as said in SoPM: https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Kakashi_Spirit_News_3

>> No.38113338

>>38109109
Be sure to give her the dozen children she deserves

>> No.38113388
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>>38113338

>> No.38118929

>>38108924
How do I become a Celestial? Is there a Peper I need to fill or an application I need to send?

>> No.38120577

>>38118929
-Get really stronk
-Barge in
-Everyone's probably too shitlesslly scared to do anything about you
-???
-Profit

This method worked for Suika.

>> No.38120583

>>38120577
Suika is an oni not a celestial?

>> No.38120656

>>38120577
Didn't Tenshi beat Suika? If she can do It then other Celestial should be capable or that too. They're probably to lazy to do shit.

>> No.38120702

>>38120577
> Get really stronk
How am I supposed to do that? I'm no Oni.

>> No.38120857

Tenshi provokes and irritates village men in an effort to aggrevate them into raping her.

>> No.38121046
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>>38120857
> raping her
I doubt there's any Villager strong enough to actually penetrate Tenshi.

>> No.38123313

smelly corndog girl

>> No.38128852

>>38123313
Tenshi smells of Peaches.

>> No.38129483

>>38121046
I wish I had a Tenshi gf with an impregnable body.

>> No.38130064

>>38121046
Trying stick it in Tenshi is not easy. For a normal male, just like with Sakuyas Knifes, their dick isn't strong enough to penetrate her.

>> No.38130801
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Tenshifags can't cope with the fact that tenshi is a fucking psychopath that doesn't give a shit about humanity.

>> No.38131417

>>38130897
Anon, I can't think of a single 2hu with the expectation of Keine and Kasen that gives a shit about humanity, a lot of them directly stand against Mankind. Tenshi isn't special in that regard.

>> No.38131510

>>38130064
Just use a pointy pressure resistant steel "condom" to safely jam it in, should be safe unless she cums and crushes the steel vessel and your dick along with it.

>> No.38131548

>>38131510
I don't think I want to have sex with Tenshi anymore, not after I become very durable at the very least.

>> No.38132305

>>38121046
I WANT TO SPANK AND FUCK TENKO SO BADLY!

>> No.38132454

>>38120702
drink the hourai elixir
devour some youkai
cause an incident
beat the shrine maiden
???
profit

>> No.38132551

>>38132454
>drink the hourai elixir
How am I supposed to do that? Go to Eientei and ask nicely? Sneak up on either Kaguya, Mokou or Eirin while they're asleep and eat thier Liver?
>devour some youkai
What's this supposed to accomplished? Also I'd probably get captured and used as an unlimited supply of Human Meat by the Youkai
>cause an incident
>beat the shrine maiden
My Goal is to fuck Tenshi not start Touhou 19

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>>38120583

>> No.38133041

>>38132584
How does owning land in heaven make you an angel? It doesn't!

>> No.38133392

>>38132551
>My Goal is to fuck Tenshi not start Touhou 19
you aren't going to impress her with that attitude

>> No.38133595

>>38133041
I just thought that this is what other anon referred to

>> No.38143501

>>38113388
There's little art of making Tenshi a mom, and none of her being a mom

>> No.38148256

>>38133392
> you aren't going to impress her with that attitude
Now I'm Motivated. I'll go ask Kasen for her turn-into-Oni drink to gain more Power. If that doesn't work then I'll try turning myself into a Celestial or a Magican (Enhancement and Penetration Magic are a must have for my Quest)

>> No.38153081
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>>38108924
Tenshi is the embodiment of heavenliness

We earthcrawlers don't deserve her divine beauty

>> No.38159157

>>38153081
Then I'll become a Celestial to be worthy.

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10ko-chan

>> No.38168222

>>38108924
bump for the divine girl from the heavens

>> No.38168260

>>38108924
>>38108965
>>38109078
>>38109109
>>38109123
>>38153081
>>38168222
Celestials sux
Lunarians are better
The former live in the skies, only eat peaches and do almost nothing for the day while the latter has an entire technomagic civilization on the moon with a bunch of cool artifacts and an armada of bunnies

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