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[Monster Girl Thread No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

first for raiju best wife

[Anonymous No.]

SAN check

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I wish to be a cumpump for the undead sabbath.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Anon gets tired of his meido being cagey about her past
>Tries to go to the agency who hired her for her records
>They're under strict confidentiality agreements, and he's brickwalled
>Out of desperation, turns to trawling search engines with different terms
>Fifty pages into "Balkan Kiki"
>Comes across some shitposting forums where a buried halfway deep into a thread there's posted a grainy coloured photo of a Kiki in military gear and looking to be on active duty
>She looks mean, and she looks familiar.
>Posters discuss the subject in question, apparently she's quite infamous, and has a number of titles, but no one knows her actual name, and no one's seen her since the photo was taken
>The Cleaner of Kosovo
>The Disinfector of Dubrovnik ​
>The Sweeper of Srebrenica
>The Mop of Macedonia

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>>38101985
Pharaoh knows how to use a computer?

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>>38102175
Not really, her apophis rival got one so the pharaoh thought she'd look lame if she didn't as well. She doesn't really know what she's doing, and she gets too nervous around her young advisor to ask him for help.

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guess krampus ran out of steam already? seems like pyrow is more popular

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>>38102306
OF course pyrow is more popular, it's a gyaru jk.

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Reminder that vampires are the best undead, you should respect them no matter how chuuni they may act.

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Slippery, slimy, tentacles!

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>>38102306
Pyrows are a lot more practical to interact with

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>>38102000
How did you escape paralysis long enough to post this?

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>>38102406
the tentacle forest is a strange place

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>>38102378
So bully them with a dhampir, got it.

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>>38102441
Seems like a great place to go camping and connect with nature.

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>>38102454
the tentacle brains are cute enough but i feel weird about the fairy powder process and man marionettes that lurk in the forest depths.

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>>38102463
>fairy powder process and man marionettes
Que?

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>>38102474
i kind of expected you to be aware of the forest if you wanted to discuss it

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>>38102333
B-based?!

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>>38102471
Can't trust her, she has obviously been bought off

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff ancient bapho breath.
I wanna sniff ancient bapho cunny.

But really I just want an ancient bapho in my bed playing with my penis and kissing and licking me all over

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ded

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>>38102660
Oh dear, someone forgot to recharge their lich

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>>38102660
its time to sleep

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>>38102545

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacle Pyrow

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>>38102673
How long can a lich last on full battery?

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>>38102831
So casual, no-strings-attached tentacle rape?

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>>38102075
Kiki Bellic! My cousin!

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>>38102055
Just think of all the loli liches eager to get their hands on a mana battery.

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local Manticore in a great mood after ear nibbling
>I love my hubby
she said
our reporter confirmed her husband was seen pulling strands of fur out of his mouth

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>>38102846
Go home Roman.

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>>38102037
>Rolled 2d10: 10, 10
>Failure (Critical)

The squamous glutinous writhing of her gelatinous flesh hammered away at my spirit. The squelching turbid limbs of the creature slithered o'er me, my screams of terror muted by thick mucous.

"It's okay, mastah. You aren't well, but Kiki will be back with your medicine soon. I will help you rest and look after you." said the slime maid. Her bright innocent voice was a jarring contrast to the hungry palpitations of her mucoid form's prehensilia. My protests were bound by her muffling cloying grasp and oh too bold attentions, barely a portion of my scream audible to my yet uncovered ears.

What the hell do you know of sanity, I screamed in my thoughts, I am the sane one! Yet her quavering flesh still sought the measure of me, clinging and probing, drawing obscene pleasures from me with her wickedly perverse motions. My raging thoughts continued in spite of her attempts to calm me into refractoriness. The sharp frothing concepts surged within, not yet lulled by her ichor seeking motions.

I am not mad, screeched my discordant brain, the world is triangular and not a sphere! Gnomes are stealing my socks, pleaded my wet eyes entreatingly at the too placid face of my slimefrau, you have to believe meee. The negro elves have laid their eggs beneath the city in a scheme to control the weather via the power of aglets, I screeched mentally as the reeeeeing within reached agonizing heights. So too did her squelching effusive motions seek to draw a climax from my sublunary form. In an instant I was struck rigid from the dual ascents. My yammering mind cast raucously outward in a final screech before falling into the torrid darkness at the antediluvian level of mind: Indescribable Nigga!

[Anonymous No.]

Serb Kiki
>serves you sarma
>pours you rakija
>puts yugoslav war music on
>entertains you with a talk on how the neighboring nation, who live 30 kms away are all vile savages
Polish Kiki
>serves you pierogi
>pours you cider
>puts disco polo on
>entertains you with a talk on how her nation was a top superpower in Europe for 30 years somewhere in XV century
Russian Kiki
>serves you blini
>pours you samogon
>puts hardbass on
>entertains you with a talk on how vodka is Russian, not Polish and how other slavs have no culture

[Anonymous No.]

impregnating an ocelomeh means i get to visit the cat kingdom

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>>38103095
Implying you need an excuse

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>>38103081
I want a harem of balkan kiki warvets from each faction

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>>38103081
I'm gonna grill them all some burgers with fries, a root beer to drink, put on some some revolutionary war music, and talk about how great freedom is.

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>Tfw you've got six kiki meidos that basically hate eachother, and the seventh head meido, Tita fell will with a flu and you've gotta look after her while the others tear the house down

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>>38103112
i wanna nap in a huge cushion pit under the sun with cats

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>OC ideas: plenty
>money to give them a physical form: non
how many characters of yours are stuck in imagination purgatory?

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>>38103193
Many. I've done plenty of character writeups but have neither the disposable income nor the talent to do anything more.

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>>38103193
You can always commission it for cheaps. Just ask a begginer artist. Sure it will look wonky, but you'll have something to post.

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>>38103193
I've got the opposite, plenty of money I'm doing nothing with but zero imagination.

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>>38103193
>>38103215
>tfw furfag levels of disposable income
>multiple ideas
>crippling social anxiety/lethargy combo

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>>38103193
I've got like three stories that I want to write and a handful of characters that I want art for. It really is suffering

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How about instead of feeling sad for the lack of money, we talk OCs?
I have this one of a Kikimora that's sort of an older sister type that whenever someone mentions her they bring up how good her sandwiches are

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squid is fine too degeso

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>>38103289
I have one jabberwock oc that is a saint of the wonderland church called the cathedral of our holy and anointed lips. She works with a gazer that is called Maria the lipless due to her eyestalks being more skeletal and have a mouth

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I want to be femdommed by a big strong Yeti!

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lets talk about how good haunted houses would be, with the very thicc ghosts that woukd be roaming around

[Anonymous No.]

If a pharaoh is flat that’s just a sign from the gods her lands and her are infertile, get a buxom pharaoh instead

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>>38104074
small hills

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>>38101985
Copying post from that pruned thread with the Ace Combat OP pic for I'm intrigued with such a design for automaton mamono:

How do you fuck a jet-robot-girl like pic related? Is there a pussy-flap that opens hydraulically when she builds up enough moistness pressure? And where does the preggo belly-tank fit? What happens once she gets pregnant? Surely all that armor pieces and gear is modular and can be removed.

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>>38101985
Tomb Kings, fuck yeah!

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>>38104074
Thank you for the information. I'll be sure the rightful queen knows who to take her throne from

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>>38104074
>>38104232
the desert is shit

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Black Souls made me into harpies. There's no going back.

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>>38104263
Which one got you? Goose, Dodo, Griffy or Jubjub? There's no wrong answer

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>>38103584
Same, but gentle femdommed. I want to be the little spoon while she gives me a a handjob with her big soft paws while whispering
>your such a good boy
>you don't need to worry about anything, yeti's here to take care of you

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>>38104115
I think pic related is a more sensible way to approach vehicle girls. The girl is a mostly normal girl but she can also manifest a 1:1 version of the vehicle she's based on, kind of like how Stands work.

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>>38104317
Jubjub

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The Chimaera is a versatile an underrated girl.

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>>38104414
I'm running away from fear

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>>38104420
Resistance only makes her wetter.

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>>38104448
>she has noodle arms but they have jelly stingers to paralyze you for rape with her strong legs
genius

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>>38104448
im still gonna run and turn catatonic if she touches me

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>>38104519
if she touches you with those jelly arms its all over for your penis

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>>38104329
>I think pic related is a more sensible way to approach vehicle girls. The girl is a mostly normal girl but she can also manifest a 1:1 version of the vehicle she's based on

Bruh, that is just literally a human girl! Granted, I don't get the context of that image. But at first glance, that is just a racing girl. Nothing "Vehicle Girl" about her, therefore, hard to consider it as an Automaton Mamono.

You know what? I think that Ace Combat posting anon is not wrong about posting pictures of those Gijinka Ace Combat planes and especially the girl-ified pics of the drone aircraft from Ace Combat 7. Atleast those look like off-profile Automaton mamono if you ask me. But still, I guess all the gear, equipment and armor pieces such a design like pic related is modular and removable when not in flight or combat. And if you get pass all those gear and armor pieces and metal bits. You still get a cute sexy robo-girl with soft flesh for groping, touching, fondling and love making.

But I have no idea how such designs would deal with pregnancies. What, they're grounded until they give birth? And again, pic related (and that AC7 OP pic of that pruned thread) can just be passed off as off-profile automatons, regardless of what our vigilantes say. Perhaps they're more "modern" and advanced MGE automatons unlike the "ancient old" profile automatons. Which are antiques...

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>>38104414
So we have a mershark, scylla, cancer and what else in there?

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>>38104601
my desire for automaton porn popularity will never be fulfilled...

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I want monster titties in my face, and I want it now!

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>>38104601
It's like with dragons and sandworms. The original form is so far removed from a human girl that it's easier to give them two forms rather than one form that tries to be both.

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>>38103118
>Harem of balkan kikis
>They don't get along because they happen to be from different countries
>The ones that were from the same country stopped getting along because somehow they are from two completely different countries now after a revolt
How do you even manage the situation?

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>>38104962
Through dick, unity!

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>>38103193
>>38103278
I feel you.
It gets worse the more characters you make/write.
Being poor is misery.

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Parasite slimes and slime carriers are the best and nothing is going to stop me from obtaining my ideal slime carrier waifu!

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>>38104978
it's all fun and giggles until that one weird kiki remembers her training from the yugoslav wars in the heat of the moment.

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>>38102238
she does her best

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>>38104847
Sex...

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>>38104603
I think she's just a three-parter. Like the girl below her is just Hakutaku, Sea Slime and hydra, and pic is just wolf, antelope and bear.

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>>38103193
I'm trying to learn how to draw to take them out of purgatory.

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>>38105144
I would like to give them all three fats loads then.

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>>38101985

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>>38105271
whats the allegory thing?

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>>38101985

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been away from home more than I thought I would and my neighboor texted me that he thinks my kiki is starting to "change". Apparently he heard loud noises there and then like glass being broken, doors being shut violently or big objects being thrown forcefully on the ground. He says all lights are off and he hears something growling in my garden when the front door is open.
He says I should have gotten myself a shoggoth like himself to avoid such things.
What do I do ? Neighboor and even his shoggy are too scared to try talk to her.

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>>38105615
I'm sure it's no big deal. Maybe you should spend another few days away from home, though. Let her simmer down a bit, you know? I'm sure a little more time is all she needs.

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>>38105403
The weak should fear the strong.

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>>38103193
Not much, since I draw and you should too!

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>>38105615
Imagine being away from home for a prolonged time and not bringing your maid with you. It's almost as if you want to have cold, unappetizing tea everyday.

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Thinking of what a tomboy Kejourou would be like, I imagined her kind of like a Kej/Pyrow hybrid, and I came to a conclusion that Pyrow doesn't need to change much to be tomboyish.

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>>38105713
Show us them nerd

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>>38105715
who's gonna take care of the house ?

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>>38105715
I don't like tea or hot drinks in general.

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>>38105741
If it's either the house or me I'd rather be me.

>>38105758
Only shogs deal in absolutes.

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>>38105791
>If it's either the house or me I'd rather be me
oh I'm sure you will find a hag to take "care" of you while you're away, just don't let your maid find about it, she might take it "badly"

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>>38105068
>You were looking for homes when you found this odd mansion.
>A whole neighborhood could fit on it, butit costs as much as an apartment.
>You booked a tour, figuring out it can´t be worse than a Wight that will come to life to stab you at midnight.
>The owner contacts you minutes after you click on the mansion and offers to take you there on her car.
>You wonder if you put your contact info on the web before searching for a house.
>She is quick to arrive. Her car looks like a museum piece.
>Dressed on a suit and tie, you almost miss the feathers on her wrists, and her shoes that are not shoes. A Kiki.
>After a brief lecture on the history of the mansion, delivered with a complimentary posh water flask at the back of the Limousine, you can see the gates.
>A Kiki stands on guard at them.
>Entering, you are greeted by a garden. A Kiki is watering the flowers.
>Front Door. Another Kiki
>Living Room. A Different Kiki is there.
>Dining Room. Another one, arranging dishes.
>Kitchen. Yet another one.
>You ask if this house is a Maid Academy. Are they selling it for cheap because of financial problems?
>Your tour guide dismisses those questions, and explains to you that all finances are covered up, thanks to an extensive capital from years of mercenary jobs.
>In fact, you don´t need to pay anything for the place, she says, before apologizing, as she drugged the water flask you were given...
>You wake up, tied to an ornate chair, on a ball room, bigger then the mansion would be.
>In front of you, all the Kikis employed at the place bow down to you, and preent themselves, armed to the teeth.
>The spot of bedroom maid has to be shared between them all, and to organize it, a Head Maid must be established, you see...

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>>38105739
U know me, I drew that Bayport getting boobhatted by the winegote

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>>38105914
*that bapho
Fuck autocorrect

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>>38101985

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>>38105855
Ah~ The good old "cheap mansion" scam. That's how I met my maids too.

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>>38105949

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>>38103289
I've been thinking a lot about Demons of X, X being a sin. Said sin affect their personality and body. The specific one I've been thinking of is a Demon of Sloth. Her body is made not to be slothful herself, but to encourage sloth in another. Her mana makes you physically weaker and crave it more. Her body is the same kind of soft as a Bogie's. She's tall and strong, tall enough to lie on top of.

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>>38103864
Its the only place where being haunted is a good thing.

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>>38105741
Trumparts are ideal maids for the man who loves to travel. Wherever you go, you can keep your house in her pocket dimension and keep her card in your wallet.

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>>38106051
Yeah but how do you get one to leave wonderland with you?

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>>38106051
So we've got a 10, a queen, and a king. What are 'T' and the second one from the left, then?

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>>38106083
chloroform

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>>38106105
I assume it's supposed to be 10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace.

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>>38105976
Make them hunt the sort of targets that overwork themselves in some manner and you got a top-tier girl right there.

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>>38105976
i liked that lethargy succubus from lustgrimm. she'd lounge around in pajamas and lazily try to get you to fuck her.
if she won one of the scenarios involved was she'd lay there giving you paizuri reminding you that you should be running away. you had just enough strength to pull back but not enough to get out of her tits so you'd collapse and awkwardly thrust over and over instead.
something real nice about being a helpless slave to pleasure.

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feeling the burn?

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>>38106105
>What are 'T'
Artist is Russian and accidentally used "Туз" instead of "Ace"

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>>38106178
Good idea, I'll work that in.

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>>38106213
No my tea is still cooling

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>>38106178
>her mana makes you physically weaker and crave it more
Every day you come home a little more tired, choosing to laze around the house with your demon instead of getting important things done. You can always go to the gym tomorrow, after all...

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Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

[Anonymous No.]

Church tells me to find a nice human girl to marry.

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>>38106336
As you should.
On an unrelated note, one of the nuns would like to make your acquaintance. She's very self-conscious about her appearance, though, so you'll have to wear this hood.

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ignore vampires ,elves, dark elves, pharaohs and other glorified human girls

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>>38106336
Of course anon. Here's a 100% human girl, just for you! She's nice, loves fellow humans and is handy with a sword as well! Just make sure to not get cut in front of her, she, um, uh... She isn't good with blood. Take great care of her, OK?

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>A-anon? Would you like to read Philippe Druillet comics with me?
How do you respond to the nerdbug?

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>>38106381
She's really cute. She must be out of my league...

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>>38106336
Marry a Witch, theyre basically Loli humangirls with a hat.
>Order completely fooled by sex-lolis

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>>38106407
call her a nerd

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>>38106083
Put the card in your pants pocket.
Have a hole in your pocket and no underwear.
>simple

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>>38106410
I don't think she is. She even wants to go adventuring with you! Look, she even picked out a low danger quest to explore a secluded cave! Go with her and see where it goes.

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Bapho-chan tongue my anus

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>>38106497
Alright, I had fun exploring that cave with her. Now that we've made camp, though, she's really absorbed with writing something in her notebook. She keeps dodging the question when I ask what she's writing, and whenever she makes eye contact she gets all flustered. I think I did something wrong.

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>>38106336
Church is for losers!

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>"Anon, this wasn't what I expected when I took the skill Armor Buster"
>t. Lizardman that had her breasts triple in size.

At least it came with an attack bonus

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>>38106619
Don't worry, a trained expert is on her way to help things along (with your adventure, of course). For now just get a good nap. Who knows what the morning might bring.

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>>38106619
What I always wondered about this picture is why a dhampir would make her chuuni OC a cursed sword instead of a dhampir. Wonder how many monsters self-insert as other kinds of monsters

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How to punish kiki for spilling tea?

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Finally did this damn thing, took forever. I think I would swap succubus and kraken and perhaps also lower jabberwock by one. Not sure about ryu, she ended up a bit higher than I expected.
Mucus Toad is surprising, I do definitely like them but them beating succubus and demon I did not expect.

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>>38106807
>lilim #1
mindbreak slut

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>>38106824

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>>38106336
I dunno the priestess with a bunch of feathers around her told me I should fuck angels and if I refuse it will be a grave sin

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>>38106774
Simple, it's the edgy aesthetic. It's common for self-inserts to have little surface-level resemblance to the one doing the self-inserting.

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>>38106786
Make her clean it up on her hands and knees but fuck her in the ass while she does it.

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>>38106841
Perfect way to make her do it again, everytime she wants her backside visited.

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>>38106786
punishing maids is weird energy

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>>38106083
Ask a danuki if she can get you a pack of cards from wonderland. She'll know what you're looking for.

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>>38103193
i would like like to get my entire harem
>>38103289
ive been thinking about my ochimusha beetle, its been coming along nicely, shes a lancer beetle with a naginata

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>>38106786
How do you know the tea is going to be spilled?
Just because it's in the air, doesn't mean it's going to be on the carpet.

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>>38106732
Something on your mind?

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>>38106786
tell her not to worry and help

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>>38106336
Church is right.

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Rate my taste. Missing a few, but all of them fit either Almost wife tier.

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>>38106987
Eros smiles down upon you.

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>>38106963
That poor shirt is on its last legs. She's asking too much of it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is all nice and cool but which lim has the biggest bust?

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>>38107022
DL

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>>38106987
Wait, what's so bad about/needs changes for the cats and arachne?

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>>38107022
How can we answer that when we only know what a few of them look like?

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>>38107010
poor girl needs properly fitted clothes

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>>38106381
w-what happens if I cut myself?

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>>38107032
Mostly just art changes. Would like both to be brought up to modern mge standards. I should redo it though now that you point it out.

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>>38106963
i love corruption-bait

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>>38103193
I just can't find any artists to commission. I have to rely on a lot of physical description instead of visual references and so stuff like skeb isn't an option along with non-english artists in general. And most english artists I find have constantly full queues too.

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>>38107120
Based. Bet that nun would make a great slime carrier muskateer.

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>>38107120
corruption makes me feel bad

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>>38107120
>shells between her tits
hot

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>>38107163
Corruption is great when it actually improves their lives though.

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>>38107163
I'd agree for the most part when it isn't mge style.

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>>38107120
Bad anon, human girls are for staying pure.

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>>38107163
Mge corruption is litterally only positives though. What makes you feel bad?

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>>38107194
Nah you see that girl would look better if you slapped a fox spirit in her and let her enjoy herself more.

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>>38107117
This is modern MGE werecat in case you weren't aware of her.

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>>38107194
If she's so pure than why has that shrine maiden had her breast size start increasing so rapidly in the past few weeks?

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>>38107272
Will KC's love for leotards go too far someday?

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>>38107272
tom'd

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>>38107277
That happens to all the shrine maidens. It's completely natural.

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>>38106083
If you marry one I’m pretty sure you just have to ask her to come out with you

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>>38107303
Are they supposed to be bigger than her head?

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>>38106336
My headcanon is that human women are just as pure and loyal as monster girls are in MGE because of the competition.

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>>38107325
It's just what happens. Stop questioning the ways of the Chief God.

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>>38107272
Im aware. Thats the biggest reason why i am thinking of redoing my list.

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>>38107277
She's still growing.

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>>38101985

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>>38107326
Unrealistic, women would constantly seethe about mgs and talk shit about anyone that interacts with them.

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>>38107383
But is she...?

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>>38107326
Maybe in places like Zipangu, but I doubt the ones that believe monsters are still literal man-eaters feel the need to be competitive.

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>>38107383
does mgt like great mosu?

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>>38107326
2D human girls sure.

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>>38107326
Order girls don’t see mg as competition

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>>38107369
Anon she's 25.

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>>38107384
and then they want to change teams once the wrinkles set in and the suitors dry up

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https://imgbox.com/g/0uJIzyZeTL
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 141. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/kYjdt9Ug

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>>38101025
No, I was just busy this weekend.

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>>38107396
Have they fucked yet or not?

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>>38107442
Yay, our messiah

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>>38107448
No, she's too busy seeing ghosts and getting tased by little girls. That is not a joke.

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>>38107442
The a lot of "GAAOOO!"

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I like the idea of demons being mean, cold, and cruel to everyone except their close family.

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>witches

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>>38107557

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Post mamano hybrids you think would work well.
>flow kelp banshee

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>>38107578
Slime Carrier + Most other species.
Slime Carrier + Manticore would be especially dangerous.

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>>38107578
some of my harem
>dragon wight
>vampire arachne
>dullahan mershark
>ghoul lamia
>cursed sword living armor
>ochimusha soldier beetle
i need more undead

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>>38107442
>manticore
oh!
>3player
oh.
>m/m/f
oh...
well the shogs cute at least.

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>>38104325
If a Yeti hugged me tight during sex and whispered cute things, I would give her enough kids for a hockey team

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Consider Doromes

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>>38107412
Ultimate hit or miss, they're either god tier or garbage.

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>>38107433
Looks younger than that.

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>>38107654
strictly better gnome

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>>38107412
he did ntr once, for the money, it was his best selling work for some reason.
i hope kc does go that route.

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>>38107697
pretty sure he would kill himself first

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>>38107697
fuck off

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>>38107697
And people wonders why we try to gatekeep as much as possible.

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>>38107697
I'd hope those you hold closest suffer, but you obviously have no loved ones.

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>>38107673
Thats because she's just distracting you with her breasts!
See? She's impure!

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>>38107573
What if my goal is actually making a whole soccer team with my waifu? Do you see how much them athletes earn per year?

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>>38107412
he did ntr once, for the money, it was his best selling work for some reason.
i hope kc DOESN'T go that route.

god damn autocorrect

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>>38107697
How come the "default" fetish that makes the most money is always the most alienating and sad?
You'd think that it would start with vanilla and become less mass marketable from there.

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>>38107770
i care not to plumb their troubled psychology

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>>38107770
Deviance is always more willing to pay than normal. A better way to look at NTR is it being the most Popular Deviant fetish thus more people willing to pay with Vanilla being the most Popular overall but not as great a percentage are willing to pay.

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>>38107756
We just need to support KC more and if he ever dares to dabbles in that forbidden territory we cut off the life support

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>>38107770
>>38107756
i guess ntr is the jap equivalent of doing furry commissions for artists.

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>>38107557
>>38107573

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>>38107820
This comic just made me realize how thin of a line there is between furries and MGs

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Best Fit for Dark Mage or Kejourou Momsters?

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>>38107852
I disagree with these archetypes. A kej momster would have aspects of all three.

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>>38107880
What would your Momster Archetypes be then? or would you even have Archetypes?

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>>38107442
Yeah, look at all those tigers!

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>>38107895
I don't know if I would say there are archetypes, at least as far as I can say. But a kej would hug you as much as you wanted (like the 1st), be relaxed and drink a bit (like the 2nd), and might be a bit chilly sometimes (like the 3rd).
she also would very much like to peg you, also like the 3rd.

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Spider holes.
From yesterday's topic of Spooders having 4 holes.
>be Anon
>wake up still sticky with bits of web everywhere, Anon’s Spooder-waifu stirring groggily beside you
>”Uh, sorry, I said I was just going out for after-work coffee with the girls but it turned into way too many Espresso-martinis... Thanks for coming and getting me.”
>”No, it’s okay. And you’d better save your apologies for that other girl – the Dhampir, uh, Lillian? The one we dropped home.”
>”OhDee-Ell, yes that would be Lillian. I didn’t get all ‘scary-spidery’, did I? She’s pretty timid.”
>”Nope, you were quite friendly... extremely friendly... when you were kissing her goodnight... and when you were suggesting that because she didn’t have a Husbando yet, maybe she might want to come back here with us and play...”
>”Ohshit, did I really? I mean, I know I get a bit...”
>”Yep. You got a little bit Enn-Tee-Arr, and when she said she had to go, then kissing her goodnight your tongue might have got down to about her tonsils.”
>”Sheesh, well, too much coffee does get me crazy-horny. Sorry, I’ll have to sort things out with her on Monday, and I can make it up to you too somehow.”
>”Don’t worry about with me, you already did. After finally letting her go, you sucked me off the whole way home, and then...well, I recall the idea was to make up for not bringing your friend home as my ‘extra fun’ present, you decided we needed some extras here.”
>“Is that why everything is so sticky? Are you okay?”
>”I’m fine, there’s a few scratches on my ass, but everything else should wash off. So, after finally letting me cum in your mouth, you webbed me to the bedhead and rode me until I came in your puss, then sucked me hard again, then used your palps to get my cock lined up with your asshole and rode me again. And you might want to go brush your teeth soon, because after being in there you re-sucked me, yep Aye-to-Emm, and then turned yourself fully around...”
>”Oh, I didn’t..? Well, it does feel sore, but everything does, I just figured...”
>”Nope. So you kept going on about still giving me more holes to cum in without the Dhampir being here, so somehow you managed to line yourself up backwards... and, honestly, I never even thought about it being possible and I have no idea how deep your web-thing goes, but your web was so slippery you managed to get me balls-deep in there and pounding pretty hard, with the little fiddly-bits that do the spinning all swirling around in my pubes until you finally drained me out. All while spraying slime-gooey web everywhere like ‘squirting’ and shouting something about wanting to knit my cum and your web together into a vest.”
>A whaaa...? A vest..?”
>”Yeah, something about wanting to wear it to work so you’d always have my cum on your tits in meetings. Although, of course, you were in no state to knit a stitch by then, you just fell off me and collapsed.”
>”Oh I’m so sorry, honey, I’ll go get us breakfast...”
>She moved to kiss Anon’s mouth but he stopped her with a fingertip making a sideways ‘brushing’ motion.
>Anon kissed her gently on the forehead instead, on that cute middle spot where all her eyes could watch simultaneously.
>”No, you need to go have a shower, and brush your teeth, remember. I’ll go make eggs and maybe just orange-juice? I think it’s too early for more coffee.”
>Anon’s waifu skittered unsteadily towards the bathroom, then stopped at the doorway.
>”Well, maybe just a half-caff latte? I might want to try that ‘knitting a vest’ idea properly after breakfast...”

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>>38107852
That chart is bad

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>>38107578
Gonna repeat >>38105727 for that one.

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>>38101985

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>>38106786
How to punish clumsy Kiki
>bend her over the arm of the armchair
>order her to not move and take her punishment
>go get the mop&bucket
>take a long time mopping it up, slop too much water down, have to mop it all around, then mop it all up
>take the mop&bucket back downstairs
>come back and sit down
>release her from the pose to go get a fresh pot as its gone cold by now

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i do like when the chief god abdicates the throne to become a cow
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95423926

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>>38107852
Dark mage momsters would probably be the first one, if they are very old and the younger ones around 500 would be the second type, 200 and below are probably the third type

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>>38108106
You can always buy a roomba, Anon.

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>>38108162
How convenient that you can tell her age just by attitude. Gunna make a harem of all three Age Ranges.

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>>38107578
Raiju + Pyrow
Hellhound + Krampus
Inari + Hellhound
Inari + Krampus

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>how to punish your human husband
>shove him between your breasts
>sandwich him against the Shog maid at it
>the human will slowly lose his stubborness crushed between four breasts as he instinctively humps your belly

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>tfw ywn get weird phonecalls to addresses to destroy mofuzukas, rat mafia, the Kiki crime coalition, and the Colombian jungle cats

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>>38107578
Kakuen + Gremlin
aka Greasemonkey

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Gotta love the heart coming out of her tail. Just how many times did he cum in it?

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>>38108320
i want those bunyip claws on my back

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>>38108203
The argument of what music to play or the second oldest calling the youngest generation is entitled

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>>38108338
Will be legendary

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>>38108194
Don't call automatons roombas!

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>>38108320
The other two girls in this pic are really cute. Hellhound asking if it's her turn now and Bunyip looking concerned about him.

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>>38108263
>tfw you realize they were all cases of chuuni behaviours gone too far and they don't actually don't commit crimes
It would probably be too embarrassing to come clean about what they actually do.

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>>38108405
Imagine all the speech you'd hear as you sneak around

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>>38108263
>tfw your mindflayer therapist starts giving you drugs that let you see the future

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>>38108338
Exactly. Or which one gets to kiss you goodnight first.

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Shopping!

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>>38108484
>get jumped by off duty cupid
the thing is, cupids are never off duty

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>>38108464
>ending up fighting on a bike while using a demon silver sword

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>>38108484
Demons and oni wearing human clothes is underappreciated.

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It is perfectly normal to get a boating license in order to meet MILF kraken girls out at sea

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>>38108577
some say that if you yell "help, i need an adult" at sea you will either summon a kraken, a nurse shark or a wurm

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>>38108577
>rent a jet ski on the ocean
>don't stop until you run out of gas
>jump off

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>>38108484
That's honestly an horrifying sight. Just pray you aren't the guy that have to accompany them.

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>>38108598
Or a Roc

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>>38108607
>Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?

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>>38108484
Bitches be shoppin'

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>>38108632
Monstergirl Subnautic when?

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>>38108609
>"So where next? Maybe we could hit that new demon realm fashion place?"
>"Yeah, but that's at the other side of the mall...I'm hungry. You want to get some food first?"
>"Actually, girls, I'm looking at a tasty little snack right now..."
>the other two look to see what kiki is talking about
>it's (You)

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>>38108624
Impressive eyebrows

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>>38101985

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>>38108757
Silly kiki. Humans are friends not food

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>>38108484
what's on the phone?

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>>38108757
They better fuck me dry then because I ain't carrying all those bags for nothing.

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>>38108830
Your dick pics

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>>38108867
I don't and will never take dick pics.

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>>38108867
but I don't take those sorts of pictures

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>>38108867
I would never send dick picks through phone even to someone who wants them.

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Nooooo you stupid maid you’re ruining everything !
The house is still dusty, there’s coke all over the floor, you mixed the whites and colors, and my favorite mug was shattered!
Are you literally blind? Why are you smiling at me like that? Hey, take this seriously!

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>>38108902
>>38108912
Nobody said you took them yourself. Or that you were awake when it happened.

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>>38108902
>>38108912
>>38108919
This is what the Anon with the rat infestation kept saying. But you see, there was always a piece of cheese in his fridge for them to steal.

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>>38101985

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>>38108937
>kiki with a gun
>shog with a sword
who wins?

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>>38108944
kiki has more than just gun

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>>38108944
>Kiki actually has military training
>Shog is just a chuuni
I think the answer is obvious.

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>>38108923
I will literally destroy their phones.

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Everyone thinks of bodyguards with swords and spears but what about loyal monster girl bodyguards with great axes and bows?

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>>38108922
That's because you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to give her the d, not expect her to fulfill her duties.

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>>38108954
>Shogs are fucking mall ninjas
disgusting

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>>38108955
Why? They're admiring, not mocking.

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>>38108954
>>38108971
Shog wins by virtue of absorbing the bullets.

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>see kiki
>hug kiki
Simple as.

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>>38101985
Big titty kitty.

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>>38108982
Based.

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>>38108982
>hug kiki
>Notice her breasts are actually pads
What do?

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>>38108990
Tease her by stealing her apron.

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>>38108990
Hug her tighter of course.

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>>38108974
Don't care, getting smashed.

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>>38108990
Tease her a bit.
Then say if she really wants big ones we can go to the holst farm.
Of course that just means she's going end up extremely busty.

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>>38108990
As a wise man once said, I don’t mind if they’re pads

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>>38108952
What is this, a kiki for ants?

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>>38108996
Terrible idea to tease a padded kiki

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>>38108990
Steal her pads.

Offer to make them bigger through daily massages.

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>>38108990
Make her take them out and hug her again.

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>>38108944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTzTkRU6mRY

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>>38109021
Maybe I just want to die by snu snu.

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>>38108990
Shove hand under the padding and pinch her areolas as hard as possible

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>>38109037
>>38108977
You forget that demon silver doesn't target the physical form.

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>>38109044
Really buff Kiki would be nice, yes.

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>>38109036
Antazons seem silly until you remember that ants are eusocial so they're going to be working in perfect synchronicity to get (you)

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>>38109060
Finally, actual shipgirl.

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>>38109100
Bully all office succubus by calling them hags!

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>>38109100

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>>38109129
I want to peel scales off of dragon thighs.

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>>38101985
Would you?

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>>38109136
I think that would be excruciatingly painful for them, anon. Maybe don't.

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>>38108361
>be Anon
>an unexpected package delivery
>your Kiki brings it inside
>one Automaton maido
>'Great, now you have some help to clean Anon's house'
>'yes, Masstah', with a scowl
>go to work
>come home to find Kiki has tied a broomhandle to the Automaton's neck and has Auto-maidon crawling across the carpet 'vacuuming' with her mouth while muttering slavic badwords
>ngl watching Kiki femdom = hard as diamonds
>sit in the armchair and watch until they've finished
>stretch your legs to make it obvious the next thing that needs cleaning is Anon's cock

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>>38109161
robomaid is for tender loving, not abuse

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>>38109144
Okay.

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>>38109161
>>38109170
How do you tease a being that can't be embarrased?

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>>38109147
Probably quite painful for him as well.

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>>38109206
Small tail, but a cute one

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>>38109206
The saddest tail I've ever seen on a dragongirl

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>>38108944
Who wins?
>Anon has to punish them both for putting bullet-holes and sword-hacks in the walls and furniture
>a firm hard spanking for them both
>spanking until theyre both moaning and dripping wet
Anon wins

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>>38109226
Don't bully, Anon, she's self-conscious about it.

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>>38106807
Here's mine. There is a lot to sort through.

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>>38109189
How?
>Dom Kiki brings Auto-maidon crawling across the floor to Anon
>orders to unzip Anon's pants
>orders to take out Anon's cock
>orders to sit and watch as Kiki lifts her skirts and straddles Masstah's lap to demonstrate correct Maido cock-polishing technique as taught at Academy
>orders to lick up any droplets falling on Masstah's clean floor

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>>38109329
thats not teasing thats just cruetly

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>>38108990
Wonder why am I in the scarlet mansion and where is patchy?

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>>38109170
FemDom isn't abuse, it's preparing a Sub Maido to serve her Master properly

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>>38109350
If you have to ask where patchy is you don't know patchy

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>>38109372
So still in her musty schlick cave also known as the library

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>>38109294
I'm sure that Baph just snuck in there on her own. I'll see her out.

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>>38104847
I haven't read this in years... got up to the point where MC had a "kid"

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>>38109226
Sssh, she got it caught in a dungeon door, and is really embarrassed that it's taking so long to grow back.
>she needs regular protein and mana booster-shots ofc

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>>38109294
>have a world filled with various monster women
>still settle for the demon/succ and other basic stuff

I mean there is a certain "charm" to them. I'm surprised how did this turned out.

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>>38107847
its not even close what are you talking about

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>>38109226
anon startled her and it fell off.
it is currently being used as a daki

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>>38109426
That's a respectable amount of muscle. And there's nothing wrong with demons or vanilla succs.

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What would happen to me if I walked around MGC with a shirt on that said "I love rape"?

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>>38108990
Replace her maido uniform with just a NakedApron and Cap so she can't do such nonsense again.
>problem solved

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>>38109468

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>>38109468
The local aphopis would come up to you and tell you your shirt is missing a "g".

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gonna kidnap wendis keep them locked up and then throw them into a vat of boiling mana

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>>38109468
Ms Haku takes a large Sharpie and corrects it to:
>I love, rape.
Now its a declaration and an imperitive.

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>>38109468
manticore asserts her mutual interest of rape and takes you back to her place to watch some of her favorite rape videos.
then she flies you home and wishes you a good day.

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>>38109493
pretty sure papawendi would just straight up kill you before you get that far

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>>38109468
A Jinko would come out to warn you how dangerous it is to your virginity.

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>>38109468
Wurm is confused and asks you to explain what the shirt means.

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>>38109434
Tfw drinking holstmilk when there's copious amounts of fresh Apsara milk

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>>38109493
papa Wendi would hunt you down, stick an axe in your chest and then kick (You) into the vat
probably with a one-liner too

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>>38109540
you ever worry your cows might get competitive over whose milk you drink the most?

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>>38109468
Tourists should really learn the language before buying clothing. It would really cut down on the proactive dating because of wearing the wrong shirt

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>>38109546
>papa wendi is fully capable of going full action hero
>spends most of his time doing lumberjack stuff

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>>38109540
"Apsara milk"? It's called amrita you uncultured pig.

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>>38109502
Sending a "I love you alot" letter to miss Haku!
Telling miss Haku "your beautiful"!
Using semicolons; incorrectly with miss Haku!

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>>38109493
>>38109546
what does being mana boiled do?

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>>38109482
Clussy agrees.
Amends shirt to:
>I (heart) glove rape

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>>38109493
no bulli wendi

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>>38109602
best way to bully wendis?

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>>38109565
Anybody who ever watched 80s-90s action movies knows you never mess with the guy in a remote cabin who cuts wood.
>Commando, Firefox, etc etc trope

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>>38109620
Withhold stretchy meat

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>>38109620
>how bulli?
Fuck Glacies.

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do I need a car in MGC?

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>>38109638
Only if you want to fuck Dragons.
>so, yes, you need a car

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>>38109638
Would you rather be molested on the subway?

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>>38109638
No. Common etiquette is that your janes pick you up in their own ride and you either do your business in the front seat or go back to her place.

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>>38109638
I don't even know how to drive.

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>>38109638
No, you dont need a car to get a ride.

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>>38109638
"HELLHOUNDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE HELLHOUNDS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of monstergirls after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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>>38109638
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAAAR

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>>38109638
of course not anon MGC has an extensive and affordable public transit system, the only things you need to get anywhere in the city are your own two feet and a city travel card
you can also lease a bike if you'd like

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>>38109670
hhhhehe

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>>38109638
You will always need a car
>>38109670
Gigabased

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>>38109676
Just watch out for those damned shirohebis.

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>>38109676
>lease a bike
In MGC Bikes rent out Anons

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>>38109691
yeah they might steal your travel card and you'll have to queue at a ticket office to get on transit

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>>38109676
what's there to ride with public transport?

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>>38109729
trains, trams, trolly buses, the network is very extensive, you'll be from A to B in no time!

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>>38109676
Yeah but sometimes a sandworm finds her way into the subway tunnels and they have to halt the trains until they can coax her out. It's a real pain when you have somewhere to be.

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>>38109742
But I want a private vehicle to comfortably cruise with my wife (and have sex in the backseats).

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>>38109749
>coax her out
Nah, they just grab the nearest singlw guy and throw him down the tunnel for her to gobble up. That always works.

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>>38109676
>>38109742
why does MGC invest so much in public transport?

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Trustworthy elf maids

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>>38109770
>Imagine not wanting to invest in emission-free initiatives in your city
Mayor Anubis knows what she's doing.

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>>38109785
She's due for another protest by the Dragons.

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>>38109780
>Raiding is more important to her than taking care of her master
She disgraces the pride of the maids, kiki is literally seething.

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>>38101985

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>>38109770
mayor saw all the single guys in traffic

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>>38109394
I don't know and don't really care anymore, it's so slow that you have to reread the whole thing when a chapter gets released to remember what the fuck is going on

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>>38109658
how does synthlilim arrive at family dinners?

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>>38109795
the dragons WILL give way to cyclists, they WILL get on the tram, they WILL walk to work and they WILL be happy

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>>38109770
public transport is generally better for the world than individual transport like cars. Safer for pedestrians, less space taken up for clunky metal machines, more social. That, and its also a good place for couples to meet. They're stuck in a train cab or bus together for at least 10 minutes. One of thems gotta say something, right?

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>>38109795
That sounds like something dragons would be behind, though.

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>>38109658
What car does Druella drive?

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>>38109676
will I be safe on a bike?

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Molest fox ears.

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>>38109870
Probably a Model T, the hag

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>>38109864
>They're stuck in a train cab or bus together for at least 10 minutes
The thought of being stuck with other people for even a minute fills me with an indescribable dread.

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>>38109871
of course! bikes are almost always kept completely sperate from the roads so you'll never have to worry about traffic, and there's proper signage and crossings where they meet

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>>38109884
There's not enough foxgirl ear molesting pics

There needs to be more

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>>38109898
You could just not talk to them.

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>>38109898
Just take the male-only options. There should be less people in those

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>>38109916
What type of small talk could you possibly have with a random MG stranger without it sounding highly lewd and/or like an invitation?

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>>38109916
But what if they talk to me? I can't deal with this.

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>>38109620
Cut up their stretchy meat into small bite size pieces.

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>>38101985

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>>38109925
now now miss wan was just being friendly

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>>38109945

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>>38109925
Just be an asocial sperg, this shouldn't be hard to you.

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>>38109925
>tfw live in a culture where people will apologize for having to sit next to you on the bus
feels good

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You have an avoidant personality disorder.

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>>38109961
But I feel bad whenever I'm being an asocial sperg in front of other people.

>>38109980
>spoiler
Fucking nightmarish. It would be much better if they just stayed silent.

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>>38109925
>exhausted office worker monster falls asleep on you
guess i'll miss my stop

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>>38109868
>can't cruise around hillside roads with a dragon JS gf and stop at a spot overlooking the night sky to have sex
Why even live in MGC or adjacent suburbs

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Lots of people enjoy the krampus design
https://twitter.com/AkiBesuto/status/1479255413174542339?t=a64OHt7FbCAB8K2pRds15g&s=19

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>>38110023
>handholding

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>>38110009
>Not realizing this is a highly elaorated plot to get a free meal and perhaps a couple of beers.
Anon, I have bad news for you...

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>>38110003
>But I feel bad whenever I'm being an asocial sperg in front of other people.
Their own fault for talking to you.

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>>38110028
Mm yes excellent

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>>38110003
>too much of a sperg to handle someone saying sorry before sitting down
Miss Flayer will see you know

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>>38109647
Lies, there will be no dragons having sex in cars!

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>>38109925
Why would they? Unless you've got some kind of unnatural charisma and radiance, most people on public transport just leave you alone unless they need something from you.

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>>38109979
>you will never have a psycho yandere fox gf who cuts off the limbs of people who hurt you so you can watch together how they crawl on ice for your amusement and invent new torture devices together.

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>>38110069
>head out to the office car park
>discover that somebody has taken you car and placed it on a nearby rooftop
>luckily for you, that friendly dragon from accounting comes out just in time to offer you a ride home

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>>38110096
Yeah I think I can do without that, actually

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This is the fate of all town guards and soldiers

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>>38110119
Monster Mercenaries are a menace!

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>>38110119
Why not just hire the MGs to do the protecting and patrolling instead? They already have the incentive of protecting the husbands whose jobs they just took.

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>>38110136
They can be expensive. Onis alone require vast quantities of booze in addtion to gold as payment.

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>>38110103
This is way too suspicious... Why would a flying MG have a car?

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>>38110103
>it's fine I'll just take the tram home

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>>38110136
That's assuming the monstergirls live there. Now you just have undependable monstergirl guards that'll abandon their post as soon as they grab a man.

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RIP Me edition

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I spent so long banging my head against a wall thinking "Oh yeah, great work Lanternon, you've set everything up so that you can wrap up this big ol' plot point with that classic 'tell, don't show' style that everyone lauds." Eventually I just figured that I'd go ahead and be a hack but, you know, also eventually complete this story someday.

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>>38110154
Nobody said she's giving you a ride in a car.

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>>38109638
Is anyone else irritated that so many MGs want to give their goods and services exclusively to their husbands? NTR is trash, but monstergirls see too much as NTR. Making non-sexual things sexual interferes with so much. This isn't necessary because MGs will flat out rape you. If you're going to get raped no matter what, then getting raped for every good or service is extra bad. Needing a ride happens to everyone, but being forced into marrying a cab because of that is stupid. Also horsepussi is garbage tier.

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>>38110165
>another scheming dragon defeated by Mayor Anubis's excellent transport reforms
you WILL be be voting for her in the upcoming elections right anon?

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>>38110231
that's why you take the train anon

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>>38110119
>Be random guard #7
>Really easy job, mostly just dealing with the occasional drunk person and asking merchants if they got any contraband
>Easy money, easy life
>one day you get reports that a monster girl warband is approaching
>Nobody takes it seriously because why would they come for a small trade town like this one
>Few days later they actually come
>Charlie is the first to raise the alarm and everyone think he's just pulling a prank
>No, shit's for real
>Seconds later a Salamander with a sword half the size of you is barreling towards you
>Oh fuck, have to remember all the guard training you had
>Step 1, point the sharp end towards the enemy
>Step 2, stab them
>Your spear breaks on impact
>But the salamander stopped for some reason
>She has the biggest smile in the whole god damn world all of a sudden and you're pretty sure she's starting to drool
>From both mouths
>She picks you up
>She just fucking picks you up
>Tells you she likes your spirit while tearing your armor off like it was paper
>You can see your fellow guards being dragged off into the barracks by different monster girls
>Same place the salamander is taking you
That barracks was later remade into a church because of how many people got "married" there.

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>>38110231
>Literally having to carry someone on your back
>Wanting such a personal breach of space to happen only with their husbands
Gee, it's almost as if they have feelings Anon, would you want to carry people on your back for money?

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>>38110234
I don't know, miss Apophis' plans for new roads and more parking spaces sound very appealing.

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>>38110119
>being picked up so you're eye level with her
that's my fetish

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>>38110119
Being a cop in a town monsters go to for spring break must be suffering

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>>38110304
but you also have monster police too

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>>38110332
>Cupid Dredd

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>>38110332
so who has dibs on human cops? monster cops or regular monsters?

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>>38110343
monster cops obviously

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>>38110343
The mafia members who blackmail poor cop anon into doing dirt for them

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>>38110103
I'll just steal that Harley thats always there, just taunting me to steal it and ride it back home. Its almost purrs at me sometimes, I swear

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>>38110119
Surely Salamanders wouldn’t come to my town out in the middle of nowhere with no notable fighters

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>>38110154
To punish it for insulting the pride of dragons? Pic. Inb4 auto-mechanical SnM.
>>38110259
But the problem extends to everything else.
>>38110281
Shit take, desu. I'd never fuck anyone I've carried on my back, that would be gross. MGs doing it doesn't make it better. She can be a productive member of society and save raping some dude for when she clocks out. Are you going to insist that masseurs, doctors, physical therapists etc only provide services to their husbandos?

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>>38110360
>into doing dirt for them
That's just slang for fucking Alarunes

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>>38110348
then who will marry the criminals?

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>>38110343
>implying anyone wants cops

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>>38110397
other criminals

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>>38110397
their court-appointed mindflayer

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>>38110403
Very gay take, alp-san.

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>>38110386
No! I don't care what they've got on me I'll never go near those creepy plants!

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>>38101985

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>>38110419
Fine you can have this plant but if you refuse you'll get both at once

[Anonymous No.]

An Elf has joined your party!

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>>38110425
too much bug

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>>38110451
Can I trade it in for something else?

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>>38110403
>get arrested for being a virgin
>get thrown into the same cell as a mofu mafia enforcer
that doesn't seem fair

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>tfew ywn be the viligante that stops monster criminal, leaving them in magical girl uniforms after you beat them and redecorate their place to reflect that

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>>38110469
No but you can corrupt it into something else.

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>>38110451
>what is this odd stirring in my pants, and why does it make me want to talk to the king so badly?
Elves btfo again.

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>>38110483
I'm not really big on DIY kits

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>>38110480
Questioning the law is punishable 2-3 hours

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>>38110464

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>>38110464
You take that back right now.

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>>38110556
2-3 hours of what?

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>>38110556
Don't make me call internal affairs on you!

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>>38110583
2-3 hours of hard labor in the back of a police car

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>>38110278
I feel like the sheer terror these men would feel during these initial invasions is severely understated. You have a monstergirl, who you fully believe is there you shred you into unrecognizable hamburger, barrelling at the speed of a racehorse directly at you with a weapon the size of your torso.

I fully believe many monstergirls wouldn't be having sex until the day after, or the next day, since a good 70% of these men would not be getting it up.

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>>38110612
>call internal affairs to make a report of police misconduct
>Review board finds she did her job to the letter and promotes her
>Get kidnapped and delivered to her house by officer Krampus to serve life for making a false report

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Alright anons, it's happened. The portals are open. Beautiful monster women are pouring out of them and marrying men in droves. Heads of state are welcoming with open arms, entire countries turning into demon realms. Pope Francis is mating pressing a devil in the middle of Piazza San Marco as I write this.

You will hear a knock on your door soon. When you open it you will see not one, not two, but all your top ten species waiting for you. Unless you have a bicorn in there, they'll have to decide who is going to marry you. Some will want a contest of strength, some a contest of will, some of wisdom, and some even of pretend cock sucking.

Since you are the one getting married, they've all agreed that you will be the one to decide the contest. How will your prospective wives fight for the right to wed you, Anon?

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I've noticed through the tierlist and sorter posting that Greenworm kind of sits around the #157 rank on average. Sometimes it's in the 170s, sometimes the 110s, and even very rarely it's top 50 or bottom 10. But the fact that they aren't last place and are just kind of alright often makes me happy.

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>>38110451
Finally, something to carry around all our shit.

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>>38110646
>Heads of state are welcoming with open arms
Uhh... I don't think they would relinquish the control they have on people that easily. There is honestly a whole subplot there to explore, Anon.

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>>38110697
Turns out a pharaoh's voice also works on conference calls.

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>>38110623
The first day would not be raunchy sex, but instead reassuring hugs and cuddles followed with apologies.

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>>38110644
Conversely:
>monster IA actually has reasons to care about human civilians unlike real IA
>monster IA can't be distracted or bribed since you have to be married to become one
>monsters take abuse and misconduct against humans seriously
>Dark Elves take inept abuse as a personal insult
>Therefore IA Dark Elves are one of the worst things that can happen to a corrupt policeman
If the body cam footage doesn't match up, then her footage is going directly in someone's ass.

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>>38110646
A maid-off of course. Floor-brooming, window-cleaning, spear-polishing and loaf-raising. Kind of unfair with a kiki and a shog in the running, but maybe I'll be surprised

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>>38106419
big shark belly...

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>>38110646
The contest will be scored based on similarity to a greenworm.
Greenworm is not in my to ten.

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>>38110666
green isn't my fav or anything but i find the idea of being in their cocoon incredibly intimate but i'd rather a wonderworm

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>>38110697
The demon lord has prepared the ground ahead of time. Kunoichis have been dispatched, Kraumpuses given naughty lists, Danukis have disguised themselves as crummy bankers and nude Baphos been strategically teleported under desks of power.

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>>38110666
>the dreaded triple six
>Mweelactacus, devourer of greenery
Whelp, this planet's boned. I'm out. Seeya.

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>>38110782
>nude Baphos been strategically teleported under desks of power
>one bapho gets teleported to anon's desk by mistake
>she just shrugs and thinks "close enough"
surely the plan still works with one less bapho right?

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>>38110666
You can't fool me, Satan! I see your false messiah for who she is!

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>>38110623
People can get sexually aroused while in the ICU ward, anon. Especially if they're being pumped full of, and fed a diet of sex drugs.

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>>38110231
>Is anyone else irritated that so many MGs want to give their goods and services exclusively to their husbands?
Is that really that common? Most examples I can think of either are personal to them (like Shoggoth serving her master) or monsters that probably don't need money anyway (like most Slimes that have qualms about selling their jelly). Meanwhile I can think of several counterexamples, such as Holstaur milk and Sahuagin scales.

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>>38110782
Ha! How naive of the demon lord to think a nude bapho under my desk would just buy me off for their invasion. An oni maid waiting for me at home would buy me off immediately tho.

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>>38110646
>every species of dragon, plus kraken and sandworm
Standard fighting tournament but they've all got to be in their giant monster forms.

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>>38110820
Hey she canonically smells like flowers

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>>38110809
>the portals are open
>monsters are streaming in
>most of the world's leaders are welcoming them with open arms, a bapho smiling on their side or bouncing on their lap
>the US army however is not standing down
>the demon lord is desperately trying to get in touch with their agent in the White House, but keeps failing
>finally she gets a witch to scry for her, fearing she was captured
>they find her in the bedroom of a small house in the suburbs
>they can only see her legs over the shoulders of a man relentlessly pounding her while screaming "CUNNY UUUOOOOOOH"
>she sighs
>plan B it is
>the entire US command structure shuts down as hundreds of houri strapped with aphrodisiac bomb vests teleport into military bases around the globe

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>>38110646
Star craft 1

[Anonymous No.]

What if I'm willing to do an mg so long as she doesnt kiss me?

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>>38110834
Primal terror is a little different to an unresponsive vegetable.

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dumb batcat

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>>38110963
You're kissing her, anon. One pair of lips, or the other.

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>>38110646
That's pretty difficult. What if I just pick my #1 to marry?

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>>38110841
>holst milk
>it's like water but it expires
Moo juice is a scam. Apsara juice doesn't even go bad and fills people with youth and vitality. I see no statements on whether Eros-cow shares her juice. I'd assume she shares it and can mass Katara-bend it into people during weddings, when she isn't preaching about how 'underarmpussi is love and life'. I could be wrong.
>sahuagin clothing
>loli sized outfits that reek of bogstank
Do I even need to point out the problem here? Actual decent cloth produced by most monsters will cost you an arm and a leg. Most durable services are exchanged for sex, and sex is marriage. Why is this necessary when monsters will rape guys? There's no need to make the economy force sex when monsters force sex anyway.

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>>38110623
>Band of monster girl comes to take over anons' small town
>Anon is fighting a hellhound
>She beats him pretty easily but can't even fuck him due to him being so panicked he can't get it up
>The manticore asks if she wants to borrow some venom
>Demon joins in and says she can also use magic to make it easier
>Anon is still in the back and have basically just shut down but starts to cry after he hears them and think they're talking about how they're gonna kill him
>The hellhound just wanted some god damn good dick.

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>>38110988
>receive a text from my desperate manticore friend
>it's a picture of her tail
>without even looking closely at it, I smile and start typing my reply
>"Wow, it's so cute! I've always been intimidated by those big monsters in TAILED.com, I'm glad yours is that size"
>send it and go back to my work
Another succesful jape! I love teasing my monster friends.

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>>38110977
They can worry about responses other than stiffness and ejaculation later. She has to get a shared stink marking with him quick, or she'll have to fight off others.

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>>38110384
>>38111068
Anon you just seem like you want to be mad and are coming up with dumb stuff to be mad at.

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>>38111080
You're going to be tail-drained for 48 consecutive hours and you'll deserve every last second of it.

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>>38110963

I mean... relationships are all about compromise. Personally, I'm weak to kissing more than anything.

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>>38111135
Making all monsters weak to kissing is the second best lore thing kc ever did.

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>>38111078
I'd be pretty freaked out over hearing "venom" and "barbs" too.

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>>38111146
That's how you escape the rape. They teach you that at boy scout camp.

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>>38111105
>J-j-just fuck someone every time you need something bro
>i-i-t doesn't matter if dragons fuck up your car
>horsepussi is great bro
How is that 500 girl harem going bro? Good plan, Deuce Abittooslow, male gigolo. I guess you should've learned to do every fucking thing yourself instead s m h.

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>>38111123
>anon wakes up tired and bruised
>he can barely feel his waist
>his penis is still hard from the effects of her venom, and will clearly stay that way for a while
>there is a note on his bedstand
>tells him to visit TAILED.com
>the first thing he sees when he enters is his own face making an ahegao in a thumbnail
>it's from a recent stream, that shot to the top of the site with millions of views
>all 48 hours of his tail milking are available there
>another stream is scheduled to start in a few hours

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>>38110646
>implying I'll have any choice in the matter, at all
really, the only thing in question here is who will get to 'go first', and they will have worked out their pecking order before hand
or, at least, I'd hope they would. for the sake of the neighborhood

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>38111196
Read literally any of the source material before posting here.

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Everyone thinks automatons are cute till a heavily armored crab unit smashes down your gate due to some peasant re-activating a buried army that still has your town marked as 'hostile territory'

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>>38111196
To be fair, I would be pretty angry too if a dragon messes up with my car.

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Do TAILED and HOUNDED make crossover videos? I'm asking for a friend of course

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>>38111243
Aren't Manticores and Hellhounds like natural enemies tho? It would be like expecting the people that bully you to get along with each other.

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>>38111224
Stupid peasants activated the death force again, this is what happens when they don't get oppressed enough.

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>>38111243
You know not for what ye ask.

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>>38111279
>When your town guard buddy on a tower says they've got this just for a dragon model to fly by with DE napalm breath in front of you.

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>>38111265
Why would they be?

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>>38111243
>>38111265
But that's exactly the setup for a crossover. Scantily clad anon is walking home from church when he gets accosted by a hellhound gang. He is about to be taken behind a dumpster when a pair of manticores (famous actresses Kween Sux and The Milkatrix) spots them. This results in Anon being used as a meat dildo to decide which species has the fiercest sex.

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>>38111135
i melt

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>>38110646
Lock myself away, and whoever can get to me first first wins.

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>>38111303
Surely if anon asks nicely and invites them to church they'll leave him alone

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>>38110646
make them construct their ideal home and talk about what new life with them entails

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>>38111243
INKED > *

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>>38101985

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>>38111379
>INKED
ah yea, that's the stuff

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>>38111303
and here i thought it would be some sort of musical

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>>38111397
If they start some west side story stuff I'm calling them dorks and leaving

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a mans wife is his life anon

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>>38107578
My wife.
Alraune + Ghoul.

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>>38107578
One of the slimes + Living armor

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>>38111395
Do not squish the Kraken!

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>>38111394
I want to take a long, comfy nap with Shinano.

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>>38107578
humpty tentacle

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>>38107578
Gazer + Manticore

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Mr. Latenight,

If you're reading this, I implore you to make another MGE - Skyrim crossover meme. This time, a Salamander as a town guard saying to you, "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a dick to the cunt."

Regards,
Anonymous Poster

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>>38111395
Do krakens store ink as well as milk in those massive fucking jugs?

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>>38111414
Have you ever commissioned anything of her? I've seen you talk about her a few times but I'm having a tough time imagining it.

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>>38111449
it's a squish or be squished world anon

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>>38111469
The ink sac is located near the intestines

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>>38111469
yep, so be careful where you squeeze

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>>38101985

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>>38110231
>>38110841
Yeah, monsters only giving goods and services for their husband or the sake of getting one isn't really that common, its just a common motivation. Sea bishops continue to save people after getting married, white horns help people in general, merrows sell their blood for stories, etc.

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I'm either gonna become a serial cunny sniffer or a serial cum-sharker in the MGE world

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>>38111553
i'm still not sure how i feel about merrows in trenchcoats asking if i want some blood.

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>>38110977
Hence why calming that fear or arousing you in spite of it is of one of the standard abilities of monster girls.

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>>38111538
why does the ancient evil fox have six ears?

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>>38111236

>"Z'rathul wtf are you doing!? Get off my car, you crazy bitch!" you yell. The placid unwavering expression on the dragon girl's face as she mounts your car undercuts the painful reality. You hear your prized ride, Tanya, groan under the weight of the reptilian woman. Z'rathul isn't putting her heavy ass on the roof yet, she's not even fully on the hood. There's still hope. The paint job is already showing marks of abuse, but there's still hope.

>"I can feel it looking at me, insisting we have sex inside of it. Disgusting metal beast." says Z'rathul, who will NEVER get a fucking second date from you. The chassis groans in agony as the dragon squeezes with her freakish strength. The screech of metal is interrupted, sadly, only by the rattling burst of the windshield. Overgod why.

>"What the fuck is wrong with you? Leave Tanya alone you wacky cunt!" you angrily yell, feeling a sob build in your chest. You and Mitch had just changed out the timing belt on Tanya. You and Tanya have been together for years. It's okay, you can fix this, you think in shocked denial. She squeals in anguish as the evil dragon makes her insides crumple. Fucking scaled cunt!

>The heavy tire iron you've lovingly used to look after Tanya has a few additional bends and gouges along its length now. Z'rathul didn't bother to block your swings with it. Your hands still ache from the full body force you put into the swings. If she wasn't a dragon, she would be a smear of red paste on the ground. But she is a dragon, so the only signs of damage are on the tire iron. And on the remains of Tanya. Poor Tanya, who the demented reptile mounted as you swung and swung until you couldn't any more.

>"I will grind this slutty metal creature beneath me for daring to challenge a noble dragon." said the crazy lizard in a conversational voice. Overgod please kill this fucking bitch. But there is no god, nor mercy. Z'rathul proceeds to cruelly hump the screaming dying corpse of your beloved Tanya, until the latter is a flattened mass of debris.

>38111217
Fuck you, centaurfag. Fuck. You.

>>38111553
All of this husbando based trade is extortion plain and simple. Get a ride from any monster and you'll be raped. Even when the customer isn't getting raped, the employees almost certainly are. You may be fine with a rapeocracy, but I sure as hell am not.

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>>38111629
she has ascended into a higher state of being, the axolotl

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>>38111668
>ascended
>now has extra ears to molest
good job fox, you played yourself

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>>38111477
Nah. I commissioned an artist but it's still in the works. I'll post when it's done though.

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>>38111690
They're kind of dumb, really.

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>>38111701
sure but it might be cute if they're highly expressive.

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>>38111651
>All of this husbando based trade is extortion plain and simple. Get a ride from any monster and you'll be raped. Even when the customer isn't getting raped, the employees almost certainly are. You may be fine with a rapeocracy, but I sure as hell am not.

Did you reply to the wrong post? All I said was that most services are available without sexual payments.

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>>38111743
Anon he's a retard, don't talk to him.

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>>38111743
Didn't you notice my point that with monsters there is always a sexual transaction somewhere? That is the larger problem. Besides, ignoring the services that aren't available w/o sexual payment is bad form on your part. That a valid critique whether you meet it or not.
>>38111769
>t.trainfag, horsefag, or dragonfag
Stop trying to push your anti-car agenda. We all know what you are doing.

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>>38104115
>>38104329
>>38104601
>>38104847
Okay, then what Automaton is this supposed to be?

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>>38111856
And a close up.

What model of Automaton is this? And why the BEEG armor and body for such a SMOL actual frame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38111856
And a close up.

What model of Automaton is this? And why the BEEG armor and body for such a SMOL actual frame?

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>>38111867
it so you can live in it and have sex with your house like a sandworm

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>>38111877
>>38111899

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>>38103193
>>38105165

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>>38111856
Looks like a chinese bootleg brand adjudicator

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>>38111932
mini succ is a bad influence

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>>38107578

Ratatoskr+Inari/Kitsune

Big, fat, fluffy squirrel tails. Nine. of. them.

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>>38111877
The smol frame is so you won't be too intimidated to fuck a WoMD. It is also why her demeanor is cheerful. Unlike snooty dragons who have all the charisma of a car fucking lunatic. This is a very important difference.

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>>38111135
Sauce on this?

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>>38111948

(C95) [Selvage Fisheries (Uo Denim)] FHO (Fate/Grand Order) [English] =The Lost Light + mrwayne=

I have several pages in my favorites of just her.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not kiss the monster

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>>38103215

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>>38111932
No, don't draw penis.
Draw more cats.

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>>38111979
If I make a deposit will I see profits in about 9 months?

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>>38111932
Fairy-succ, you're not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38111932
Oh no, not the lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>38111979
oh boy timeshares

[Anonymous No.]

>>38111979
I don't know what's happening but my wallet is in danger.
>>38112001
I never noticed the mini werebat down there before, she looks just as startled as anon.

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>>38112047
mini werebat was peeking in at anon before mini succs opened the window

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>38111651
This should be a meme. There should be a shopped dragon with a flattened car. There should be quotes of KC insisting that there will be no sex with dragons in cars. The story should be included. And maybe post saying things like "Her name was Tanya." It would've happened of it's own accord once upon a time. Guess this place truly is near ded.

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[Anonymous No.]

My coworker has gotten into watching those videos where the rikshaw girls pull some guy around Tokyo while they have a conversation, and now I've been thinking about some kind of service where a Centaur type girl pulls you around in a cart and shows you the city.
Maybe if you're lucky you can ride on her back all the way to her place.

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>>38111838
>anti-car agenda
retard

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>>38111932
>>38111979
Luv u latenight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

look behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw wanna draw a boy getting smothered by hag tits while he's balls deep in her but I can't seem to find a way to pull it off well
i was given hands and the talent, yet I still can't bring out my porn ideas out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112244
What the fuck is it n

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112244
My closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112244
There's no three-headed Kakuen behind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112244
a bed with no cow? don't remind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112275
you must unravel the mysteries of the hag pussy, brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112244
Oh no a wall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112244

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>>38112300
i try, yet the ideas allude me. I want to also draw said hag molesting the boy before but I can't seem to get a good postion for the two

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture! Does your wife involve you in her work?

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>>38112346
I don't have a wife, but I do have a question. Does she just kind of yank you up and away whenever she wants to do research or do you have a say in the matter?

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>>38112397
That face looks like one of complete bliss. I don't think there's a problem

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>>38112432
dangerous bite location

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>>38112397
Depends on her mood! Sometimes she'll seduce me, sometimes I'll ask myself, or she'll just outright grab me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101985

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>>38112499
she kind of deserved what happened to her.

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[Anonymous No.]

>surf on monster girl dark web
>You find yourself on sale on a slave auction site run completely by dark elves, hellhounds, and other evil species
>it says [SOLD OUT] next to the picture of you
>you hear multiple footsteps inside your house

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>>38112549
the monster under the bed will protect me!

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>>38112549
Good thing I always have my safety blanket nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112559
tiddyzips are appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>38111135
I cant emulate my hero if I kiss my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112549
Time for home alone, mg edition

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38112549
>not even knowing my new owner
It’s like they don’t even know how to run their shitty site

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112549
What do they do if I bid anonymously so they can't sell me to anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

curious about the consensus on mgq here. personally not a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112682
I love it

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>>38112682
It's what got me into mgs, it has a special place in my heart

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>>38112682
Some good designs but mostly trash especially when compared to other MG settings.

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>>38112682
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112682
Enjoyable, but not as fap material, if that makes sense.
Not compatible with the spirit of the thread, but some girls are alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112682
Great story with some great characters, but not exactly a comfy monster girl world. Designs are really hit and miss too.

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>>38101985

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>>38112549
time for some hot and heavy rapeline miami action

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>>38112682
Mostly a meh setting, but it has charm points. Something something queen harpy blah instant loss. Foxes are amateurs compared to harpy floof attacks. Does anyone have the jet pilot meme for MGQ?

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>>38112682
first one was ok. second one wasn't translated yet and i never cared enough to go back to it later

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>>38111932
>>38111458

[Anonymous No.]

So krampus is getting fan art love, it just took a bit of time. Interesting that a lot of it so far has been in color too.

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>>38112861
I would jump in her bag if you know what I mean

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>>38112810
I've always loved harpies. They're adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Latenight, I've posted a number of your comfy artworks on /vg/'s /mggg/ a little while ago and they loved it. Just wanted to share that information. Sorry for the blogpost here.

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>>38112682
Meh.

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>>38112711
Imagine a Kejourou/Pyrow tag team…

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>>38111932
Draw Troll, Trolls require more art

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>>38112682
I respect it as the OG but I like Three Charm’s setting and characters more

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>>38112946
As long as they don't soil them with their tasteless captions and normalfag memes

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want a monster girl equivalent to India. They have a shit ton of mythology and historical context relating to nearby regions like Japan and China.

[Anonymous No.]

Fellas, I hate to ask this here, but what's the site for looking up archived threads? I forgot to catalog something in one a few back and I can never remember what the archiving site is.

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>>38113168
>>/jp/
now go be ashamed of yourself, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

Reading Fun Black Mass, which is MGE canon, it seems feeling you are unworthy of your MG wife, is a sure way to make her, really, really pissed off with you.

>Abruptly turning away in anger, the baphomet puffed out her cheeks. The man had no idea what she was mad about. The baphomet clamped down with her insides, and the man reached his umpteenth climax. Her meaty vagina pulsed as if to guzzle his semen, triggering nonstop ejaculation. It was just as if the baphomet were intent on channeling her anger to wring every last drop out of him.

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KC said no sex with dragons in cars, but he didn’t say no sex with dragons ON TOP of cars!

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>>38113162
I get it. We only have a few stray indian girls and no real area for them

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>>38113223
That's sweet, but probably won't change anything.

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>>38113223
Cool. I still don’t wanna fuck lolis Anon.

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>>38112917

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>>38113224
how about a dragon that is aslo a car!

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>>38113255
There's so many monstergirls I wouldn't necessarily even want to fuck, just cuddle and use as living dakis while I sleep.

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>>38113293
I agree but I want to be hugged instead by a big bogey or yeti as she rubs my head so I can go to sleep

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>>38113252
It's the same with demons
>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~
>What is that? You don't have abilities to be my husband, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"
From a KC tweet.

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>>38113327
>not shown is gluttony eating her crown

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>>38113311
my heart

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>>38113311
I would love to see a Hellhound's or Minotaur's take on their husbands feeling unhappy and unworthy.

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>>38113293
You are lucky that you said that while her feathers are downward. Otherwise you'd get the full package, no matter what you'd like. Queen Harpy doesn't get enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to keep an eye on your sylph during winter lest she start making little snow tornados and freaking out the neighbor kids

[Anonymous No.]

do human boys really need """rights""" ?

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>>38112682
Meh I like other mg settings more

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>>38113364
>"Stop being a bitch, it's rimjob time. Now stick out that tongue and gimme that ass."
Now that is settled. What would the slower monsters say to their depressed husbands? Dull witted monsters like Slime, Hobgoblin, Lilim, and Cheshire Cat?

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>>38113472
>Dull witted monsters like Slime, Hobgoblin

Hugs, gifts of flowers, silly gestures like that.

Oh, and a lot of sex.

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>>38113451
the right to be loved obviously, dumby

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>>38113472
>>38113505

What about Wurns?

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>>38113451
Do monsters?

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>>38113531
extra fugg cause thats makes wurmy feel better, so that must make hubby happy or just a nice kiss and headpat

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>>38113505
>ignoring the slowest of the listed monsters
So some types can't be helped, I guess. Those options make sense.
>>38113531
The basic set works for all but the slowest of monsters, so it should work for Wurms. She's a tunneling girl; so holding you soft and comfy like as she searches for shiny minerals is reasonable.

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>>38113544
Activate that fox, it's cold in here.

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>>38113451
The right to drink a pint and get away from the missus is sacrosanct and priceless. Cram it up your figgy blue arse, ya heathen.

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>>38113611

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>>38113451
yes they do

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>>38113625

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>>38113633

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>>38112682
Literally #1 content for MG cooms, simply because there's so many scenes that there's something GOAT for everyone. Still revisit the original VN, more than a decade on, for Assroid faps. Paradox has even more.

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>>38113639
>leaving a horny girl tied up while playing vidya and ignoring her
hot

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>>38113654

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>>38113654
I want to do this to a demon or hellhound bit I don't think I've got the strength to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38113665
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38113639
nice

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>>38113674
don't let your dreams be dreams bro

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>>38113674
>your hellhound gf enjoys partaking in these games of yours
>until she gets bored and breaks out of her bonds to enjoy you instead

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>>38113639
Did he just give her eight extra tails with a kiss, or just make her lose composure and reveal the extra tails?

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>>38113472
I really don't think a Hellhound would be this dismissive if her husband had genuine feelings of inadequacy.

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>>38113772
They're also claiming lilims and cheshires are dull witted, so don't take their words too seriously.

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>>38109337
That warrants a kiki having to go to bed early and think about what she's done. No cleaning or cooking after 7pm either

[Anonymous No.]

>>38113699
HOUNDED.COM

[Anonymous No.]

It is my humble and just opinion that there is nothing better than a yandere ghoul kissing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38113327
BIG
FAT
VORE
MONSTER!!!

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>>38112346
>Does your wife involve you in her work?
Sometimes. I might be called in to test a prototype for a commissioned work of hers, or I may meet with one of her colleagues in her stead.

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>>38114105
This, but multiple ghouls

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>>38114105
Oomukade are the best kissers, it's canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114105
>>38114351
A gang of big, mean graveyard bullies.

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>>38114384
maybe in the sprint kiss but with the way their venom operates they aren't perfect for marathon sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114384
Ghoul mouths are second to none, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114388
Hot, slimy, ghouls tongues violating every inch of your body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114422
The venom is exactly why they are great at marathons. Also the hundred-hug.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound's kisses are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114521
Why's that?

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>>38114596
>Abnormally hot
>Sticky kisses
>Slimy spit
>Lots of spit from salivating at your taste
>Perfect amount of stink to make it erotic but not repulsive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114428
what about myconid mouths?

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>>38110646
I don't like competition and girls competing for me would be even worse. I set up a simple lottery and let the odds decide, it's the only fair way to do it.

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I can't decide which waifu backstory is better
1. She's overconfident about the rape, and gets tables turned on her, as she already distributed the horny venom, but lost the fight due to stupid mistakes.
2. She uses her tail, to keep up the draining for days (while going full "kukuku, you will spend the rest of your miserable life as nothing but a mere cumpump"). When she stops and wants to begin the normal family life, the incubization already kicked in, and craving for more overtakes any reason. She gets tables turned as a result of the corruption she did and insatiable lust she induced and has to endure the payback time.

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>>38114889
2, because
>"kukuku, you will spend the rest of your miserable life as nothing but a mere cumpump"
arouses me incredibly.
Please have her tailpussy get raped as part of the payback, now incubus-husband has become addicted to it

[Anonymous No.]

Now remember everyone,
>Anon belongs to…

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>>38112346
My wife has a room-temperature IQ and her 'job' lying in wait for males to walk past so she can ooze over cocks and get a hot meal.
In that sense, I am heavily involved in her work, I suppose.

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>>38114963
Anon is a free human free to make his own life choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114974
>Anon is free
Someone didn't read the fine print

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>>38115035
The fine print that requires a hyper microscope to read?

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>>38114916
Yeah I know, it's good. The dispair of being sentenced to depersonified eternal pleasure hell, followed by a relief and wholesome matrimony. Can't beat that. But I really want her to lose to my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114963
she reminds me of swire a lot

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>>38115169
>But I really want her to lose to my cock.
I like femdom a bit more but flipping the tables every once in a while is nice. Gotta keep monsters on their toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115209
Officer down!

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>>38115209
Same but in reverse. I really like gentle maledom, but it would be nice if wife would be the one pleasuring me from time to time.

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>>38113255
Damn, the first monster girl to make me feel weird and make my heart beat a little faster. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115268
>officer hound incoherently moaning into her radio for backup
Do the other officers get jealous or actually help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115351
I think her eye shadow is what did it for me

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>>38115365
They go there to see if they can get some of what she's getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115351
Probably my favorite MGQ girl, her whole schtick with the "you cant pull out once you are too deep" awoke something in me.
Plus MGQ has nice harpy designs

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>>38115443
>Plus MGQ has nice harpy designs
They are also nice people. MGQ is generally a terrible setting to get transported into, with few exceptions like harpy village

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>>38115540
on one end you have the harpies and some of the moster friendly towns
on the other you have plantsec and the "lady" village

[Anonymous No.]

Headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38111856
Metal Gear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115443
>can't pull out
super vaginal muscles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115638
but i like headpats too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115601
Plansect was the best part

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>>38115689
Something like that, though it's more than just super strong muscles.
Inside of her vag there's a part that locks your dick behind the tip and causes you to ejaculate if you try to pull out.

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>>38115761
sounds like myconid

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115540
I keep these girls in my party at all times in MGQ Paradox because their original sex scene is so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116264
I legit forgot myconids were a thing in mge

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>>38116472
i really like them

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna be an adventurer, I just wanna be the guy that works at the adventuring guild. Why do all these monster girl parties try to recruit me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116726
You grunt loudly when pulling the quest lists on the desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116726
what were u wearing, u slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116757
The guild standard suit and tie.
It's not even that slutty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116749
>Anon keeps making innuendos throughout the day when dealing with monster girls just too see their reaction
When will he's biocorn boss stop hi- Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116757
>Male clerk at the adventurers guild
>He's basically just in speedos with the guilds colors and mark on his bulge
>This is the standard uniform for some god damn reason
I blame the horny demon bosses

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116800
>suit and tie
so dressed like a classy slut, looking for some monster to take out of those stuffy clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116800
Were your hands exposed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116880
u think thats bad, try working in a danuki owned bank as a teller

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116800
>suit and tie
Why are you wearing fetish clothes in public? What's next? Paladin armour? Every other girl has fetish for those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116891
>>38116967
What would be the non-slutty, standard attire for men in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116991
2000s fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116991
Full space suit with the visor down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117048
>how to get grelims wetter than an undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117000
So, jeans, a t-shirt and/or button-up, or tracksuit and ball cap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117073
extra baggy as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117048
How's that much better than the knight armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116991
Casual clothes, but there's bound to be some nekomata coomer nerd who has fetish for that.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the harshest conditions a demon could put in her contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117087
It's airtight so they can't smell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116991
Hijab

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117087
Years of cultural oppression conditioned monsters into thinking that knight in armour is just a canned pack of sexualy repressed balls and an eager dick.

[Anonymous No.]

The struggles of an Orderite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqF_tCbMIY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116991
The clothes of a priest or altar boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117161
This workout is why monster girls think Order men are premium husbando materials

[Anonymous No.]

>>38115351
Based invitation attacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117247
>Monstergirl says she would like an Order Man as her future husband
>"Okay that's interesting. But what type of Orderite would you even want?"
>"What type? There are other Orders?" The monstergirl asks
>"Yeah! Which Orderite are you talking about? The Protestants? Calvinists? Anglicans? Lutherans? Mormons? Orthodox? The Originals? Which one?"
>"...Ehhhhhh!?!?!?" The monstergirl says flabbergasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38116800
Regulation chaps and cockring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117345
>The ones in the Order of abs?
And monsters wonder why the Order always bulli them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117345
>"All the monster girls say they want a strong order husband and can't even tell which sect they are a part off. Shameful"
I wanna do this but with a dark priestess girl.
Just having one explain the difference between them would be fun.
And I'm just gonna end it with asking which one will be kay with also worshiping my cock.
It's all of them, but we don't talk about that, it's definitely only hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117487
>the only difference between most of them is what part of the first date involves blowjobs
Monster theology is bad and needs to sit in the corner and think about what it did..

[Anonymous No.]

The main focus of mamono realm silver weapons is their ability to incapacitate without killing, but did you know of their other capabilities? Spears in particular (I assume by interacting with mana in the air) can outright stab the air to fix themselves in place at the user's will. This mainly is for poledance fighting described below, but I can see it being used to change direct mid-jump/fall to dodge an attack or to stop a fall as well.

From World Guide Gaiden 2:

>Dance with a spear ()
>This is a method of seducing an opponent in battle with the help of a free and fascinating use of a spear like a pole and likening her body to a snake wrapping it. Spears made of realm ore, do not need to be stuck in the ground, they can be fixed in any position in the air. And since there is no need to pull a spear, you can conduct your attacks without interrupting the movement of the dance. Although this technique is the same as the "Succubus Combat Dance", but with the use of a spear, sometimes lecherous movements of hands and tongue in a lance far more strongly inflame the opponent's libido. The disorderly, irregular and depraved movements of a succubus dancing with a spear can not be predicted, as are subsequent actions that confuse the enemy. The lust of a man will only increase along with the strong stimulating movements that he sees, and he will continue to observe. And because of the excitement, they say, can not maintain a normal concentration of thoughts.

>This technique is specialized in demonstrating your flexible and beautiful body, which all monsters possess, but if you are from the Lamia family, capable of presenting your entire body as pliable and flexible, you can further enhance the effect. Echidna, possessing the highest level of strength among the lamia, and the master-soldier, the lance-guardian of Merse, who is one of the seven Lescatian Princesses, can use not only the movements of the body, but also control the movements of the spear as if it is a living snake that bewitch other people. And this snake in the blink of an eye from tender movements passes into a deadly attack that passes through the armor and, it seems, shakes the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117693
So the Orderites pole vaulting into battle and thrusting their iron crotches into monsters at eye level is possible? I keep imagining monsters falling backwards with goofy horny but concussed expressions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117776
Wouldn't that require the Orderites to somehow be using mamono realm silver weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117671
>what part of the first date involves blowjobs
No no no, let's hear them out.
Can I ask for a tit-job instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117823
Wouldn't it be better if they did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38112509
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117846
Maybe, but it seems rather counter to the Order's beliefs to use weapons that literally can't kill monsters. Not to mention they'd somehow have to get these weapons in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117826
It depends. Do you want the tit-job before or after the unchaining of the tail and double handjob? Because either of those choices is sinful. But one of them is sinful in a bad way and the other one is sinful in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117884
wouldn't there be like the hero of justice types in there that dont want to kill monsters just stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117884
KC went too far into the edge with the Order. Do they show up to a battle, see a bunch of hot women and say "Save me, Overgod, her tits are exposed!"? Why don't the monsters just publicly rape dudes in battle? Oh look she is just sucking his cock, better put the longswords away boys. It is that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38117915
What if I use the chain to lock our hands together while she does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38118048
>Why don't the monsters just publicly rape dudes in battle?

That's often what happens, but it's not like the Order aren't aware that monsters ravish humans. They just teach that it's a trick in order to eventually ruin or kill the men.

To be clear, the Order rarely succeeds at killing monsters, but their stated intent is to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38118054
Absolute heresy but it is the good kind so you'll both get teleported to Pandemonium for punishment. Fun sexy punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38118048
Remember that succubi existed in the old days as well, and back then they acted the same as they do now except if you said yes they succed you to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38114105
I respectfully disagree and suggest a yandere mucus toad instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38118107
What would sexy Pandemonium punishment be like?
Stuck in a orgasm that lasts one year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38118091
>>38118123
>the guy jizzing before you is being killed by her vile tricks
All that is needed is a long enough period between engagements, wherein he isn't fuck-murdered. Which is relatively common in warfare. You'd be watching the guy get raped for hours every day. This is so impossible to spin that the hard up unwashed rabble would defect in droves.

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>>38118162
>stuck in a year long orgasm
Only if you're the delicate type. Which is fine. but you'll find the joys of timey-wimey fucking to give even more options. Feeling the orgasm before you start having sex is a fun introduction to fucking paradoxes. The only hard part is knowing when to stop. You don't have to.

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>>38118182
Dry fishing is not pleasant to watch as an ordinary human observer. I have spent enough shameful weekends mindbreaking myself over horrific succ fics, and then regretting it, to know that KC created some sort of a miracle with MGE.
And even so I still would be afraid of the succubi just because of their depictions in other settings, even if they are basically just cute autistic girls with occasional sexy times in MGE.

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>>38118182
After the initial ravishing the guy would be taken back to the monster's camp or home. To the Order soldiers it would often look like he had simply vanished.

Keep in mind when monsters ravish a man during combat situations, they use magic to make a field around them that inhibits approach and reduces awareness. This is to keep them from being interrupted/attacked during sex, but it also possibly means many observers end up not knowing what exactly happened to the men they captured.

i.e. instead of recalling men being captured as being ravished lovingly on the battlefield, many Order soldiers that return home from such a battle would only have vague memories of the men getting pounced on, since once the actual sex starts they basically become unable to focus on the scene. Their minds may even try to fill in the blanks in ways that match their preconceptions.

>"Yeah, John got taken down by an ogre. I must have looked away, the whole thing just became part of the background at the time, but I can still hear how his cries echoed across the battlefield. He must have fought to his last breath and been annihilated. We couldn't even find his body."

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>>38110178
YOU LIVE. ITS A LATE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

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>>38118336
>tfw john's greenskinned wife is using his body to break the bed and you're stuck back in shithole order territory

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>>38118303
The only result I can find for dryfishing sounds ridiculous, what does it mean? id imagine monster rape would look like porn, which people like to watch. Monsters could use crazy magic to broadcast holograms of it or whatever. It would be porn. People like to watch porn. Trust me on this.

>>38118336
I knew about the overused JRPG 'spiritual barrier against perception', but it would be more practical to drag the men behind enemy lines, then broadcast their rape. Or set some guards around a mid-battlefield rape. It would make more sense for the Order to try and edit battlefield perceptions that way. That makes more sense than monsters trying to hide a rape.

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>>38118257
>Feeling the orgasm before you start having sex is a fun introduction to fucking paradoxes
Well I got a new fetish now.
Pandemonium sounds really damn fun.

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>>38118451
>The only result I can find for dryfishing sounds ridiculous, what does it mean?

Has been adopted as a term for the scenarios where monster girls (normally succubi) drain a man to death and leave him an emaciated shell, basically looking like a dried out dead fish.

I think the idea the other poster was going for was that those in the Order who believe monsters still do this might try to look away from a ravishing if they caught sight of one.

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>>38110178
Oh, very nice. Thanks my man. Gonna get to reading.

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>>38118476
It really does. I like to imagine all of the Dark monsters hang out there and chat happily while engaged in depravity.

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>>38118451
>but it would be more practical to drag the men behind enemy lines, then broadcast their rape.

Well the Order has propaganda for that as well. Namely that men who aren't killed are enslaved, brainwashed, or killed later on. Their evidence for this is how most men captured by monsters are never seen in their hometowns again (of course the reason for this is that if the man tried to return to a Order-controlled town he'd be in danger of getting killed).

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>>38118451
>The only result I can find for dryfishing sounds ridiculous, what does it mean?
Fucking to literal death, what monster girls do in settings where they really are evil.
>then broadcast their rape
I expect the magical equivalent of "that's shopped, I can tell by the pixels, shit CGI" as a response.

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