Patchouli

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I have a sort of fantasy with Patchouli where she and I meet, and I start helping her work in Voile. After a while I'd even ask her if she could teach me some magic. Over time we would get closer and closer until we become a couple.

I imagine she'd easily be the type to cuddle you closely in bed after so long of sleeping on her own, slightly clingy and very sweet.

Of course, the fantasy doesn't come without sexual feelings. I'd love to help her feel as best as possible during sex, and who knows, maybe she'd be willing to indulge me in some choice fetishes of mine. That aside, it would be nice to have a small family with Patchouli.

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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5868786&tags=hekiga_%28freelot%29+patchouli_knowledge+

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you Anon38060691

This is actually my first 4chan post, so I gifured why not let it be a small fantasy of mine and see what anons think about it, or if they have any of their own

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>>38060709
I'm actually OP, post from different device. Not sure how user or anon # work yet

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OK

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>>38060709
>This is actually my first 4chan post, so I gifured why not let it be a small fantasy of mine and see what anons think about it, or if they have any of their own
do yourself a favor and leave.
anyone who has been here a decent amount of time will tell you the same thing.

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>>38063939
I fail to see any immediate issues with staying, care to enlighten?

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>>38064093
it's moreso a passtime than anything else. you can find other productive things to do than become corrupt.

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>>38064138
Truth be told I don't do much in the way of productivity anyway. Most I do is take care of what work I need tone when college is going on.

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Good lord I didn't realize how much I mistype until now.

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>>38064167
well then stick to that.
the average person doesn't get much out of this site other than an outlet to shitpost on.

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>>38064235
Trust me I don't plan to change my status quo. Most I'll do on the site is maybe get on to dick around from time to time. I've already browsed around from time to time before now just never really did much. Mostly /jp/ and /x/

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>>38060709
What made you post before lurking?

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>>38064403
It's actually the other way around. Decided to lurk around some after listening to some /x/ stories on Youtube, but that was some time ago now, at least a month or so. Since the first time I looked around I've returned from time to time to see what's going on in /jp/ and /x/.

Being a fan of Touhou, and seeing quite a bit of Touhou love in /jp/, decided to finally make a post and see if it got any sort of traction.

If you're curious at all, Patchouli, Tenshi, Junko, and Aya are my top 4 favorites.

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Honestly if this thread doesn't really get much attention as-is, I might put up another or more or less the same thing, but better put together and probably more input-friendly from other anons.

'Course, I won't do that until this thread expires.

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>>38060638
Thank you Anon, very cool

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Is patchouli really that short?

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>>38077200
Truthfully I don't know. I've seen a ton of different height depictions for her, some taller some shorter, but to my knowledge there's no official stated height for her. Though, in IaMP she looks about as tall as Reimu so I'd say probably not as short as that image implies.

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>>38077200
I imagined her as being fairly short but not as short as say a fairy or a kappa.

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>>38077650
Definitely taller than remimi. Pic kind of gives me chibi vibes so maybe all the heights are the same for that reason

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>>38063939
This is true. I have wasted too much time here for my own good. This place functions like a purgatory to me, and I find myself always coming back to it even after a few minutes. It's an addiction. I should take your advice and leave too because clearly the users on this board don't like me anyways.

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>>38077695
I had the same problem with a certain thread on /vg/. I was obsessed over it and spent most of my time there completely neglecting everything else. Missed a lot of good threads on the other boards I like, stopped caring about my other interests and eventually went down the shitposting hole with everyone else. It was like an addiction and I couldn't remember the last time I put a legitimate effort into having a proper discussion

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>>38064525
>Patchouli, Tenshi, Junko, and Aya
not bad besides TENSHIT

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>>38060709
>>38060739
You are so darn cute.

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>>38064230
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS CUTE AND INNOCENT MY HEART IS MELTING

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I refuse to believe that my newfriend anon is this adorable!

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>>38080344
>>38080405
Enjoy the cute newcomer anon-chan while you can, because after a few months in this place, he won't be cute and innocent anymore.

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>>38080484
>>38080484
It's only fair that he ends up as a corrupted husk of what he once was. That's what being in /jp/ for prolonged periods of time does to you, I guess.

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>>38080484
Not if I lock him in my basement before any of you tainted creatures can have your way with him!

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>>38080528
No no no I already reserved him! We're going to adventure around Gensokyo and have relaxed evenings drinking tea!

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>>38080599
Relaxed evenings drinking tea?! Phhfft, do you think I was born yesterday? I know those relaxing tea orgies you are talking about and you will have NONE of that with my precious little flower, the likes of which none of this accursed place sees more than once per year.

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>>38060638
Hey there fella, do you like fumos? I bet you love fumos! I've got a whole lot of them at the back of my car - wanna see, do you? What is your favourite fumo, might I ask? Doesn't matter, I'm sure I've got it anyway! And tell you what - you can have it! Yeah, really!! All you need to do is go and grab it - come, let me open the doors for you~..

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I do wonder, who will end up claiming the newcomer for themselves first?

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do you talk to people like this in real life
reflect on your actions and do better. /jp/ weirdos

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back off from the new anon, he is MINE

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>>38080731
Don't mind if I do

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>>38080670
N-no, nothing like that! Just some friends having a lovely time together and getting to know each other!

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M'lord, I come from a merry land far away christened /bant/ by my noble ancestors. I've come here on a mission to save you from the degeneracy of this hole and bring you upon the greener pastures, where sun never sets and rain never falls. Here, I shall open a portal for you to ran away with me!
>>>/bant/14229346
Onward, my lord!!

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>>38080806
I wish I was tall fit and handsome like Billy Herrington

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>>38080928
>>>>/bant/14229346 #
Stop this is going too far weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>38081298
too late

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>>38080670
>the likes of which none of this accursed place sees more than once per year.
Maybe it's because you guys act like a bunch of creeps, which scares them away.
I don't think OP is ever coming back to /jp/.

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>>38080928
that place looks even worse than current /jp/. no thanks.

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Woah! I leave for an afternoon and return to a bunch of anons calling me cute!

It's a tad bit flustering, but I'd be glad to be friends with those that want to

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>>38082958
Let's be friends anon!
haikara#3683

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>>38083051
Request sent on Discord!

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>>38083051
>>38083096
Fishy

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>>38083117
I kinda agree desu, so I'm approaching with optimistic caution

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>>38083051
On second thought, would you mind if we made contact on another platform first? Like Twitter or something? Wasn't terribly long ago I had my Discord hacked. I was lucky enough to get it back without issue but since then I've been extra cautious who I contact and speak to there. Would like to get to know you a bit first before Discord.

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>>38083195
Nooo, it's not fishy, I promise anon! My twitter is a tad personal for this ;_;

I don't know how to prove it to you, didn't really find profile age or anything like that

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>>38083297
I do want to connect, certainly, I'm just hesitant to do so on Discord immediately. If twitter is out of the question, what about Instagram or something like that?

We can keep things to DM if you'd prefer. Honestly I didn't plan to be public about it

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>>38083382
I don't have any other socials than twitter, and it's just too connected to irl stuff to share with a stranger. I've been trying to come up with something but nothing comes to mind...

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>>38083541
Well, I have a secondary Discord account, so I suppose I could use that to get to know you first. Made it when I was hacked before as I mentioned before. Will send a friend request with secondary here in a little while. Sound good?

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>>38083696
That's my alt too so it's only fair

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>>38083742
Perfect. Will send the request a bit later. I access my secondary through a different device, and I'm using said device for otherwise at the moment.

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what the hell

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>>38084033
/jp/ - Discord Grooming Generals

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>>38084043
you need to be 18 to post here though

[Anonymous No.]

another RP thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>Discord
>Twitter
Use Grindr

[Anonymous No.]

>>38084081
delicate /jp/ anons wouldn't even set toe to such nasty place!

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>>38084081
>>38084103

i wouldn't actually have any reason for such a thing, I have a girlfriend :)

'Course that's immediately questionable because of the initial post, but I think fantasizing about fictional characters is very, very different from actually cheating on someone or something of similar negative caliber. I have firm morals on this, and loyalty to the person I love is something I hold in utmost importance!

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>>38084081
/jp/ is more exiciting being honest

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this thread is kinda weird desu

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>>38085758
thats how jpsies be

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>>38085758
yeah

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>>38084141

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>>38085758
What's weird about it?

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>>38060709
Did you like that pic? I have more if you'd like.

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>>38106349
If you don't mind, it would be appreciated

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>>38106349
Can I save it?

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>>38114930
It's all yours my friend!

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>>38060638
I dreamt she was a pig!

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>>38060709
Welcome to 4chan, anon! Enjoy your stay! :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38129794
Kill yourself.

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>>38129794
blessed buubuu poster

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>>38129794
chad

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What catchphrases would a talking Patchouli doll say?

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>>38155767
むきゅー

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>>38155767
>MUKYUUUUU

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>>38155767
"FEEL ME! OINK OINK"

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>>38155861
>>38158699
>>38160493
And what would you have to do to the doll to get it to talk?

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>>38164478
By pressing Patchouli's pig hoof

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reminder that patchy is not fat she spends so much time in her library she forgets to eat

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>>38164478