/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

European samurai versus Japanese knight. 1 on 1. Who wins?

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

A non-Japanese can't handle a katana to its full potential, and will probably end up just hurting himself trying to handle a weapon that was only meant for pure-blooded Nihon-jin.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever wins, we lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805920
congratulation, you think like Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805920
On the other hand, the Japanese knight's tiny Asian body will be crushed by his plate armor, which all authentic sources agree weighs no less than 7 tons.

[Anonymous No.]

The Japanese knight doesn't worship the Christian God, thus becomes a Fallen Paladin and loses his level 1-3 priest spells. Since he can no longer fight at full potential, he loses to the European samurai, who doesn't rely on God-given powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805920
>>3805927
Holy shit, this makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805920
But it's a sharp and pointy piece of iron. Just like every other sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805956
Only a gaijin can be stupid enough to think that. Each and every katana embodies the very soul of glorious Nippon.

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

>>3805969
oh god i'm laughing so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805969
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805919
Is the armor of Japanese knigh titanium?

[Anonymous No.]

Samurai is a scientologist so wins.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>3805969
this is true. it is said that with every katana made, a little bit of the swordmaker's soul is poured out from his heart. That is why the average swordmaker in Japan only lives to the age of about 52, and one can only make so many katanas in his lifetime. and yet, thousands still aspire to be the one to create this glorious weapon, despite the dangers.