/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Conan O'Brien No.]

HUR HUR

[Anonymous No.]

I admit I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad you could make it, Anonymous! The fee-yay-sta is about to begin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>380201
Are we having yakitori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>380203 What are we having, yakitori?
Fixed.

[Conan O'Brien No.]

>>380201
Is she sleeping? Goddamn. What happens if she sleeps and falls on the grill?

*fap fap fap*

[Anonymous No.]

>>380203

I was kinda hoping for some MASA MUNE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>380207

No, she's just deliriously happy that you were able to make it, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380207

Something kinda like this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tN2gpRcFKAQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>380216

I've been burnt like that. After the initial splash, most of the nerves on your skin are dead, so it isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380198
Fucking Age for Western drawfag who doesn't suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/i/143958

[Conan O'Brien No.]

>>380216
HA HA OH WOW.

[Anonymous No.]

ALEX!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>380216
Canada is kinda fucked up

[Conan O'Brien No.]

>>380597
Must be the milk in bags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380201
Foraging for wild roots and nuts one day, you accidentally become lost in the woods away from the village. As darkness falls, and you still have yet to find your way back to the village, fear sticks its icy claw into your gut. These woods are not safe at all after dark. Carefully, cautiously, you wind your way around overly rambunctious fairies playing danmaku with one another, and give wide birth to a dancing swirl of fireflies with some likely highly dangerous girl playing in the midst of them. Desperation sets in, as even the light of the moon seems less and less sufficient to find your way. Have you gone so far into the woods that the trees have blocked almost all light?

A sudden wave of relief hits you as you hear a beautiful voice echo through the woods. You can somehow manage to discern where it comes from, and decide for reasons that aren't clear to you to follow the voice. Though the voice is wondrous, the lyrics of the song are... well, odd. At the very least, you are comforted by the fact that the voice is extolling the wonders of eating eel, rather than human flesh, and press on in hopes of finding someone who might help guide you home.

You stumble through the brambles, and can finally dimly make out what appears to be a small food stand. Even the lantern lights of this apparently grilled eel stand seems impossibly dim. A young woman with odd clothes and strange wings flips skewers of eel over the grill.

"Oh, traveler, traveler, bloodied red, red~.
He looks like he's scared out of his heady head~.
It's dark, too dark, indeed, for human eyes, eyes~.
But I'm selling a cure. It's true, no lies lies~.
All you need is to eat some tasty eel, eel~
It’s the wondrous night blindness curing meal, meal~!
Sight returns with great speed, speed~.
Trust it, it's guaranteed, teed~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>380659


Tiny Japanese girls are the most powerful and dangerous weapon in the universe. Give them a wide berth. I wouldn't even babysit one without mecha backing me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380659
NOT THIS STORY AGAIN.

I CAN'T TAKE IT AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380659
CHEATER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>380659
Mystia runs a grilled lamprey cart. When she does run out of lamprey to sell she does in fact grill eel but she doesn't tell her customers that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380659
STOP YOU FAGGOT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Comrade General No.]

>>380207
Possible outcome

[Anonymous No.]

That's not funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>380731
Don't call her fried chicken! Don't you feel sorry for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>380755
SYAMEIMARU

[Anonymous No.]

>>380731
That's not funny, my waifu died that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380755
Why should we?

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>380755

[Anonymous No.]

>>380755

SHAMEIMARU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>380767
>>380800
Sorry but I'm not going to play along. Don't want to get banned or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380659
“I remember reading something about this,” you mumble, “aren’t you the one that’s causing this night-blindness in the first place?”

“Hee hee. Yes, and you’re absolutely right, right~, But eat, or you’ll stay blind all night, night~.” Keeping your thoughts about the absurdity of the lyrics, much less the attempt to carry on a conversation, in the song, you resign yourself to eating the food of this suspicious youkai.

Your vision suspiciously, immediately improves.

In spite of yourself, you enjoy the meal. Eel is an odd food, but she’s quite the cook, and if you don’t listen to the words, her singing’s rather relaxing and graceful. You stay a while, and get into a conversation. You get along so well that she offers food on the house.

You, however, refuse, saying that such an offer is much too generous. Such ingredients are hard to come by, and you would be horribly embarrassed to be in such a debt to a girl working as hard as she is. (Avoid Bad End #1!)



Reaching into your pockets, you realize that you were traveling a little light, as what you had planned to be a quick gathering expedition has turned into almost an overnight stay. Feeling more than a little sheepish, you ask if you could, perhaps, exchange some of the wild vegetables or nuts you had gathered to help pay for a portion of the food. Although she is somewhat tempted by the nuts, you come up with an alternate plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380825
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[Anonymous No.]

>>380812
BENIMARU COLLIDER!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>380825

[Anonymous No.]

Starting from that day, you help to sell grilled eel inside of the village. It’s something of a commute between the two places, but sales of eel are surprisingly good, especially since the rather landlocked humans are too afraid of youkai to go out for more than shoreline seafood. She quickly starts to raise significantly more money for feeding her ‘extended family’ with grain using a direct approach instead of trying to trick wayward wanderers.

Eventually, your partnership is strengthened in a far more personal way, as the two of you progress from friends to lovers. You come to love her silly way of singing through conversations, and her perpetually cheerful, tricksterish ways. You start to grow into the habits of a youkai, sleeping most of the day away. Every evening you spend with her, you feel like a child again.

Later in the night, however, the two of you are entirely adult. In the mornings, you take her up in your arms, her frame almost terrifyingly light. In your bed, she sings, too. It’s incredible, the sensation of her wordless voice, and the sensation of her body meld in a harmony that melt through everything else in your mind.

It’s something that takes getting used to, but Mystia swells up quickly, and comes to lay your eggs in a nest-like futon at her home in the forest. You have to take more and more time away from the human village to stay with your unborn children, and keep the eggs warm, and working on adding more eggs to the nest.

[Anonymous No.]

She sells lamprey dammit. Not eel. GRILLED LAMPREY

[Anonymous No.]

>>380900

[Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>380900

I'm not sure I like where this is going.

Also Spring is here!

[Spring !m7te1lApzs No.]

>>380963
... how?

>>380900
this is going to bad end, I can tell, but continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>380963
>>380971
What happened here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>380983
Spring was wondering how Lily knew that he was here.

[Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>380971

Those eggs were made for a reason!

>>380983

Spring did, Anon. Go outside and enjoy yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>381001 Go outside
NO!

TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA

[Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>381010

Enjoy the sun, anon!

THE SUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>381082
NO!

TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA

[Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>381086

Takka? ... Tonka? Trucks? Oh lawd. Now I see why anon doesn't want to go outside.

[Spring !m7te1lApzs No.]

>>381086
one of us! one of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>381100

It all makes sense now. Anon is the neet princess.