/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Unholy undead do not make good girls, nor are vampires sparkly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800643
....hnnnnnnnnNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800666
>666

The only one unholy here is you. Remilia is a GOOD GIRL DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

boop

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800666

>Nor are vampires sparkly.

Edwardcullen.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800706
He's a fairy that drinks blood. Not a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800700

Marisa bullying innocent Remilia.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800666
Fuck off, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800739
More of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800709

Why do you know this?

[1st Duke of Trolls No.]

>>3800766
Just play SWR and do it yourself.
Over and over...
UNTIL YOU SHOUT YO BITCH HOW IS THAT? GETTING PWND BY MARISA! VAMPIRE ? FUCK YOU EYE EM TEH STRONGEST !!!!!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT MY PHANTASM TIER SKILLS IN SWR! I AM THE GREATEST BEEIN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. But I have neither a girlfriend nor a job ;_;

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

Remi is a moeblob. ZUN agreed.

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800772
My niece fucking loves Twilight so I have to hear about the shit all of the time.

[Remilia Scarlet !reMILiaJAM No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800778
I play stupid sexy bunny though, and she rarely gets bullied by Marisa ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Charisma? I won't be following any sheltered princess.

[1st Duke of Trolls No.]

>>3800792
I used to play the useless bunny too but I haven't played since two years.
I heard she got some nice buff with hisouten.
Can't wait for monday for my gamepad to arrive.
Shitty notebook keyboard is shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800640
please stop spamming Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com thanks

[TronFag !kOBuN/X8AI No.]

>>3800786
wait... >!reMILiaJAM
unsure if want

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800920

YES! This is it! I told you she was a good girl!

[TronFag !kOBuN/X8AI No.]

>>3800998
:3

[IN elite !EienTEi9N6 No.]

>>3801057

[TronFag !kOBuN/X8AI No.]

>>3801066

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 008.jpging

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801106
What? There's just legs and hands, where's the upper body?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801106


lol face

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801109

UNDER the pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801106
I wish to love her tenderly like this. Hopefully I could make her bear lots of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801143
Corpses don't make babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801108

Just for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801156
She's not a corpse! She's a waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

She is an EVIL MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801204

Is this awesome, Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801204
fapfppafpfapfapfappfap

[TronFag !kOBuN/X8AI No.]

>>3801106
no anon, you are the sluts

>>3801204
continue please

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801208
Slowly dieing of blood loss is not awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801204
>her wings start to flap spastically
moeeee..... Would do that to her as much as I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801204
vampires don't have sex......

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801227

fffffffffff just shut up and go with it okay

>>3801204
>She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure
>cum inside
>pleasure

I lol'ed when I noticed that

[Anonymous No.]

Lemme get this shit straight here. You think a murderous, blood-sucking, cold and calculating bitch like here is so innocent and cute?

You need to get your eyes checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801217
What? It doesn't hurt, you lose consciousness.

>>3801227
Of course they do, what are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801217
>slowly
She bites your neck artery ffs. You die in a couple of seconds if you don't get any blood to your brains.

[Anonymous No.]

the whole point is you didn't die, she turned you into a vampire as you died.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3801354
what is a brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801212

>>3801204 reporting in, that was kinda all I wrote. I dunno how to continue, but perhaps I'll come up with something. I'm having relatives over for thanksgiving soon, though, and if they find me writing ero-fiction about toohoos I think I may be disowned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801313
Fuck you. You don't know shit about my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801381

aaand the fucking doorbell just rang. I'll bump this later, perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801354
facts have been bent for the sake of story. relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801313
She's not calculating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801379

A miserable little pile of neurons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801401
secrets. It's always secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801398
She's also not cold, murderous, or blood-sucking

Well, OK, she is blood-sucking. But she needs it to live so you can't blame her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You're BAD GIRL, Remilia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801204
thankful for this on thanksgiving
THANKS ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801423
Sakuya-san, why are you so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801423

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801668
I'm not so sure about the knee>>3801423, but her deliciously fat thigh is there to support her deliciously wide childbearing hips for childbearing purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801758
>her deliciously wide childbearing hips for childbearing purposes.
>childbearing
Kinda redundant in Gensokyo, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801769

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801204

DO WANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801423
Look at that horrid coloring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801106

Packed a bit tight I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801720

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801890
Delicious thigh fat... Them thighs be delicious fat thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Back. (Happy Thanksgiving, anon)

Strangely enough, the pain in your neck starts to melt away shortly after Remilia leaves. Touching the area of the wound gently, you find it mostly healed already. "Maybe this vampire thing isn't so bad," you think as you put your pants back on. As you swing your feet over the edge of the bed to stand, a hand reaches out from under the bed and grabs you by the ankle. "Onee-sama neeeeever shares her toys~" a singsong voice calls. Flandre. She emerges from under the bed snickering mischeviously, her blonde hair a total mess from crawling around on the floor. She stares at you for a moment before cutting right to the chase- "Wrestle with me like you did my sister. That sort of wrestling looks fuuuun," she winks.
"Erm, uh..." you stutter, at a loss for words. "Flan, sweetie, the- uh... well, it's not exactly wrestling," you tell her as you comb the knots out of her hair with your hand. She blinks innocently and pouts at you. "Yes it is, stupid, it's wrestling!" she insists, backing away from you. You open your mouth to protest but are once again speechless as Flan pulls her panties down around her ankles, and kicks them off at you. "The kind of wrestling where I can't wear these... come on! My sister never lets me play like this!"

[reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI No.]

>>3801980
Proceed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801980

[X] Anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801980

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you bring frandel into this you faggot.

She is pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801980

[x]Wrestle with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802030
Not after Remilia corrupted her, she isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801157

Seen this too many times, what's the sauce/context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802036

Patchouli brings some dolls to life and for some reason they end up raping the sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802030
(Frandle's innocence is about to be shattered)


You relent, and stand up. "Okay Flan, but you have to keep this a secret, okay?" She nods eagerly. You stand behind her and slowly run your hand up her skirt, taking a deep breath and smelling the fragrance of her hair. She's sopping wet and as you slowly push your fingers into her she starts to tremble. "This feels tingly and funny," she whimpers to you. "That's the point of this sort of wrestling," you tell her. "Can we start now?" she asks timidly. "Sure," you tell her. At once you're suddenly thankful for your newfound immortality as Flan grabs you by the hair and shoulder drops you to the floor with fantastic strength, slamming your head on the ground. She's laughing uproariously as she mounts you and asks you "Is this how I win?"
"Sort of..." you cough weakly. Once you regain your strength, you notice she seems unaware of what to do next. You guide her on exactly how this works, and she's unimaginably tight. Onee-sama really doesn't let her play like this ever. "You're not even fighting back!" Flan complains. "I'll even let you win for a little!"
...
"The maid is surely going to chop me into a thousand pieces for this," you think, as you yank Flan up off the ground and bend her over the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

The SDM is so packed with hot waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802064
Not that hot, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802053

Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802022
(filling your /r/)

You lift her skirt up, exposing her naked ass. Flan is none the wiser to what you're about to do until suddenly her eyes go wide and she yelps "WHY THERE?!?!" You ignore her question for the moment and begin to thrust deeply inside of her. She struggles a little at first, but then she seems to be enjoying "losing" just as much as "winning" because she doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight anymore. Tugging gently on her wings, you feel your orgasm welling up inside of you once again. Flandre starts to touch herself and is completely caught up in the act, bent over with her face in the pillow, moaning."Oh God Flan, I'm gonna cum!" you tell her. As you reach climax in Flan's butt, suddenly the maid is sitting on the edge of the bed and calmly asks you "and what, exactly, might you two be doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[X] TAG TEAM

[Anonymous No.]

[X] TAG TEAM THE MAID THEN HUNT DOWN REMILIA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802126
>>3802139
[X] Enslave the entire household

[Anonymous No.]

(I hope someone is saving this, I'm just writing this realtime)

Scared shitless, you fall off of the bed and try to pull your pants back on. "Sakuya! What are you doing here?" Flandre asks. "Ojou-sama sent me in here to clean up the sheets," she says, "but it looks like you two were still working on dirtying them. Was it a mistake for us to give you free reign of the mansion, Miss Flandre?"
"Noooo...~" Flan says, innocent as can be.
"And you, I take it you're the new sla-er, resident of the mansion?" Sakuya says, glancing casually over at you. "Yes, um, ehhh..." You stutter nervously.
"We got to wrestle!" Flan shouts cheerfuly.
"I see that... Flandre, you should go back to your room for now." Sakuya replies.
Flan obediently, but dejectedly, stomps out of the room.
Fearing you're about to be stuck like a pincushion you cringe when Sakuya looks in your direction. "Lady Remilia would not be pleased..." you are about to start apologizing profusely but Sakuya continues sharply "BUT, Flandre is known to cause trouble around here sometimes, so I think it would be in both of your interests for me to refrain from mentioning this to anyone." Relief floods through you. She continues, "However, I do have a favor to ask of you in return. If you could wait for me in the library, I would much appreciate it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802183
[x] Threesome with Sakuya and Patchouli.

[Anonymous No.]

I fapped. And saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802247
Shame on you for forgetting Koakuma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800643
Haha no.

[Anonymous No.]

(I'm going for the "Nail everyone in SDM" Harem end, but I can't figure out how to write in China-er, Meiling yet.)

Upon arriving in the library, you notice a frumpy looking girl in purple pajamas shuffling about arranging books. Another vampire? No, she certainly looks pale and frail enough to be one, but I don't think she is. She notices your presence and shyly says "Hi" under her breath before scooting away. You sit down and start reading a book at random to kill some time, when suddenly you hear a loud crash followed by the pajama girl shouting "MUKYUUUU~N!" As you run over to see what the fuss is all about, you see that the girl is buried under a pile of books and panting breathlessly. "Holy shit, miss, are you alright?!" you ask. "Yes... Just... get me... out... from under here." she responds between what sounds like asthmatic gasps. You help her out from under the pile and she manages to regain her composure. Unfortunately, she also notices that she's spilled ink all over the front of her pajamas. She summons her familiar who stands there looking at you expectantly. "Well? Will you turn away and give her some privacy?" "Oh! I'm sorry!" You blush as you turn away. After a moment the familiar leaves, and you assume it's safe to turn around. Her face turns bright red when she makes eye contact with you, as she's sitting there in her panties, holding a book over her breasts. "Don't stare! I'm getting new pajamas!" she scolds you. You apologise and there is an awkward moment. "erm... what's your name?" you ask, trying to break the ice. "Patchouli." she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802263
I didn't forget her, I just don't like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802263
Who's that?
Fanon character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802280
Koakuma.
Canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802277
How can you dislike someone who has literally no personality? Just imagine her as you like.

[Celsius !!/uaqB69CPAf No.]

>>3801204
>>3801980
>>3802053
>>3802115
>>3802183
>>3802271

I'd pay to have this in VN form.

Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802271


The poor girl is obviously tortured by the fact that her books are laying in a pile on the floor. "They're all out of order!" she bemoans. "I can help you sort them if you want," you tell her, but she immediately refuses- "I have a very specific way of organizing them." Trying fruitlessly to keep herself completely covered, she sets about trying to rearrange the books while at the same time not exposing herself. She fails a few times, but you don't say anything and pretend not to notice. Finally, she realizes she can't do it all herself and calls you into service. "Hold that ladder for me!" she snaps, and begins to climb up to the top levels of the bookshelves. "Keep your eyes down, please."
You obey her, but apparently she is an unimaginable klutz, as she falls off of the ladder and knocks you to the floor, landing on top of you, straddling you. She freezes, turns beet red, and mumbles "mukyun..." under her breath. There is a moment where you're not sure what to do, but then out of nowhere Patchy leans down and kisses you. You close your eyes and kiss her back, and then you hear the maid's voice once again. "Quite the stallion, aren't we?"

[Anonymous No.]

All of a sudden, Yukari opens a portal onto the set of a new billy harrington gay porn movie. "ANIKI!!!" you scream as the star spots you, he gives you his trademark grin and you are taken into the new movie against your will. Not long after, you are a meme megahit in japan and everyone knows your name. Fame, you are going to live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802316
Thanks to you anon, i've developed a new fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802335
(I knew someone was going to try to bel-air this.)

You open your eyes to see Sakuya standing over you. Cradling Patchouli gently you sit back up and before you can talk she begins to explain what sort of "Favor" she had been talking about. "Seeing as how we don't often get such... talented men around here I thought I might have a little romp with you in return for not telling about your little 'wrestling match' with Flan. Looks like Patchy here beat me to you, but don't worry, I can share. I think you'll find my talents quite... impressive."
Your interest arounds, you ask "What sort of tal-" but are cut short as an almost paralyzing wave of pleasure washes over you. "What the hell!?" you gasp. Sakuya grins and licks her lips, explaining "I can freeze time and do things to you that you've only ever dreamed of. Did it feel good?" You nod vigorously, amazed by her prowess.
"Don't be rude, though, leaving Patchy hanging like that." Sakuya grins.

[Anonymous No.]

Good girls don't wear boots like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802403
Remilia is such a delicious good girl... fapfapfapfap

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802271
God, when was it the last time, I read one of those VN.

[x] with that many books around here you sure must have great knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802296
FUND IT. ahahaha


Focusing your attention back on Patchouli, you lift her up on top of the table and pull her panties off. As she lays spread eagle on the table you pull her to the edge and start vigorously fucking her. Sakuya comes up behind you and begins to nibble on your ear and whisper encouragement. "She says 'Mukyuu' when she comes, too, you know. Go ahead, make her say it." Patchouli is thorougly and utterly out of breath, almost gasping for air. "Are you doing alright?" you ask. "Don't stop" is her breathless reply. As you oblige her, Sakuya again whispers "she's almost there" in your ear. Patchy's face is turning red and she looks like she's about to pass out, but she continues to pant "Don't stop!" After a few more thrusts she spasms and shouts out "MUKYUUUHN!" at the top of her lungs. Taking this as your cue, you spin around and lift Sakuya up off the ground. Her legs lock around your torso and you lift her skirt up and start to thrust into her. She loves every bit of it and tells you not to worry about lasting long enough for her. Moments later she freezes time again and does god knows what to you for however long she desires, and you collapse to the floor, cumming inside the maid. "It might not have been long on your end, but it was a good hour or two for me" Sakuya grins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802403
I wish to lick her boots clean from dirt and dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802540

Sorry that took so long, I had to go run and carry some shit. I dunno, Meiling blowing you at the gate while Marisa sneaks by to steal shit epilogue? That's the best way to write her in that I'm coming up with.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I'm a super mediocre VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802568
What does it feel like to be a super-mediocre VN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802571
Really really average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802554
China's probably the reason the guy's inside in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802585

I'm pretty sure she was asleep. Shut up and stop exposing my plot holes.

Anyways, FUCK YEAR I just wrote an incredibly average-tier ero-VN about touhou because I'm bored on thanksgiving!

[Anonymous No.]

I dislike reading porn stories.

Whenever I cum, I experience that moment of clarity, and suddenly, the blandness in the writing really stand out. "It reads like the other million porn stories on the internet!"

It frustrates me that I can be oblivious to writing flaws just because my penis likes vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802624

Yeah, well, writing them is equally difficult because if I fap I look at the wall of text I've just written and I think FFS this is stupid, and delete it.

I tried to avoid common things like using the word COCK and PUSSY over and over and over. like, "your cock is in her pussy and she screams about how good your cock is, seeing as how it's in her pussy. pussy cock cunt jizz"

Someone needs to let me know if this ends up as a doujin or something, hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802624
It is called the empty balls syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802642
Yes it will.

Your writing sucks ass, and reads like millions of other Touhou porn doujins. So it has already been made, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802615
Use more detail next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802654

I need to shake down people for royalties then. lol.

>Your writing sucks ass, and reads like millions of other Touhou porn doujins.
You don't have to be mean about it. ;_; hah I know it's mediocre shit, about halfway through I'm thinking "this started well, but now it's just incredibly generic, so I'll just fill the /r/'s of Flan anal and tag teaming patchy and sakuya in the library and be done with it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802700
did you finish? if not, more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802624
Porn stories are just kindling for the imagination anyway. Don't think about it too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802654
There's actually maybe one or two doujins with Sakuya using time-stop for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802705


I think I'm just going to cut and run at
>>3802540
because I'm running out of ways to say "you put it in her real nice" without sounding terribly bland... actually I'm not sure I had a way to say that without sounding bland in the first place.

And if I keep going it's going to turn into a novel, cause said character is immortal and can now just wander Gensokyo putting his seed into everyone. MarisaxAlice, Yakumo gap abduction/ raeps, Yuyuko getting a facial, a romp with Yuuka in her field, spanking the shit out of Cirno, so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802734

Titles please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802700
I am sorry for being harsh.

But I wish to voice my opinion, because I am jealous that you get cocksucked for writing this.

I also disapprove of defiling the Touhou characters.

Even Rinnosuke should remain pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802755
Enchantresses' Dance 2.

Here, I'll save you some time.
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/f39203fef95f04148ed812009d5fa9f86f302a42-221590-640-906-jpg/5854-32

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802762
When people praise porn writing, they're praising the concepts, not the writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3802808

Yeah, I don't think there is any porn writing that people universally will praise as "good writing." Things that appeal to some don't appeal to others, making 99% of it total hit or miss.

>>3802747

>spanking the shit out of Cirno

I like the sound of this... pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe its because i usually dont read these kind of toho stories

but i enjoyed them anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Not bad but definately could have been expanded. Going from meeting a character to fucking them senseless in a single paragraph just doesn't do it for me. Good job anyway, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3803900
Yeah, it should be three or four paragraphs at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3803913

We need the Kaguya/Mokou hatesex Anonymous in here. That was glorious.

[TronFag !kOBuN/X8AI No.]

>>3801980
>Wrestle

I giggled

[Anonymous No.]

>>3803924

Does anyone still have the original pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3801980
>Wrestle

I giggled

>>3802296
this, sir, you have the soul o a poet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3805443
Enjoy your fap.