Monster Girl Thread

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I see that faggot is back.

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>>37995793
He should just make a mecha musume thread, instead of trying to force his shit here. But I guess that would require him not being an autist.

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>>37995642
finally, a good thread

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>>37995879
Now that’s the kind of mofu I like.

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shoggots are the best

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>>37995965
Sea wurm?

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>>37996010
Deep Sea Ryu?

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>>37995965
>hips wider than shoulders
hot

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A lolich, a lolich, my kingdom for a lolich.

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if this thread does not hit 1000+ replies then the portals will NEVER open

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Smother me with that body

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>>37996022
ancient evil ryu

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So if I go to a monster girl maid café and order some take out, do I get to take a maid home with me?

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What monsters would you think would want an emotional support human?

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>>37996085
I've been thinking about playing my own arrangement of "The saints will never come" and call it "The portals will never open".

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Euro hours:
>edgy fags
>unironic fags
>dead hours
American hours
>cool greens
>highly active
>latenight's doodles
it's unfair euro-bros, we need to step up our game.

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>>37996448
I blame the French.

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>>37996448
just goes to show you Americans are better than Europeans

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I don't get it. Why is this thread seemingly used? The other was legit earlier than this and came in when the other thread archived properly. Is it that OP pic is "unrelated?" Coulda be passed off as an off-profile or non-profile Automaton.

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>>37996550
Ace Combat fag has a history of trying to snipe OPs by starting a new thread before the old thread is finished. I don't know why he does it but I don't want to encourage him.

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>>37996467
I'm not an American, I just think we should try to make something cool too. Make thread more enjoyable for ourselves.

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>>37996659
then do it, don't just say it

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>>37996550
Because he has a history of posting off-topic shit and is probably a /tg/ reject too, and this too >>37996614. We don't want to enable their kind.

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Ive been thinking about writing a story with my wife (and me but it would be much less important) inserted into another Franchise.

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>>37996673
I'm collecting ideas

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What if a fighty warrior monstergirl has Sundowner's theme song Red Sun when you finally fight her?

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>>37997073
If it has to be this way then so be it.

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I want to bully a dragon.

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>>37997073
Slash back dash until foe has been defeated

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>>37997108
Do not bully the dragon.

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I want a yandere shirohebi wife that thinks the best way to keep me away from the whores out there is to swallow me whole and keep me in her stomach while we're out.

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I want your wife to digest you, so we won't have to deal with you anymore.

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>>37997160
If I made a dragon cry like that I would just do a hero.

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>>37997160
But what if I sexually bully the dragon?

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Hellhounds don't want you to know this, but Cerberus means "Spot".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twxJbU9vxnc

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>>37997475
Gonna call my hellhound gf for spot.

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>>37997475
What were Cerberus be anyway? Hellhounds with the kamaitachi triplets thing?

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>>37997475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9LeOn_Ru4

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>>37997597
Cerberus Heckhund
>pelvis breakage distracted by tongue-kissing with double nipple-play
>cleaned up with a triple-BJ

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How would you like a vampire to introduce herself to you?

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>>37997167
Jealous Shiro-waifu ingests Anon, then excretes him out her snek-cloaca.
Anon now completely covered in snek-shit.
Definitely no interest from any other mamonos now.
Except Akanames ofc.

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>>37997327
That would make her cry even more.

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>>37997709
Hi, I'm Daisy!

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>>37997709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsWb_jiWmB4

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>>37997709
whispers in my ear but when i turn, there is no one there, as I get closer to her room in her enormous castle, these whispers grow in frequency and each room I get closer to her, the more of a figure I see. Until finally, I am at her door, the whispers now lewdily driving me mad, and my reason out the window as I barge into her room and just ravage this lonely and deseprate vampire and make her lifeless body carry life once more

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>>37997709
>Hi, I'm Annie, what's your name?

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>>37997709
>Dude, let me in, I'm a good looking human woman in her two thous- twneties!

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>>37997882
come back when you are two thousand, I am not a pedo

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Hugs.

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New commission, this time featuring HAIRFLIP. What does your waifu do when she's feeling smug?

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>>37998391
I want a life-sized Bogey plush

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>>37998434
I'm down.

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>>37998399
>What does your waifu do when she's feeling smug?
Rape

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>>37996448
i try :(

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>>37997882
Two twenty? As in twenty two? Woo hoo what a treat, come in darling, make yourself at home.

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The Order Woman who is assigned to be your partner has now started being more sexually flirtatious to (You). She insist you and her start becoming a thing so you can be secured with a good woman, her. And that you won't be taken by a smelly monster.

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>>37997768
Iirc even an Aki will only lick Anon's filth, not a top layer of snakeshit.
So its a foolproof plan for a Shiro. She just needs to re-apply another layer as it wears off or if it rains.

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>>37998555
>”no”
>turns 360 degrees and walks away

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>>37997882
I wanna raid a 2000 year old vampires castle when she's wine-drunk

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>>37998604
anon please learn basic maths, you're going to get yourself killed

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>>37998691
>he doesn't know
ever heard of moonwalking?
>>37998539
And thank you for that

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>>37998712
fuck i literally brought that up last thread how did i forget

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>>37998613
>"Its not a cocktail!"
>"It's a very elegant way to drink blood to mix it with a little bit of wine and a dash of bitters! Not that you humans would know!"

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>>37995642

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>>37998613
I want to do it while she's awake and just live there for a while, and even sleep in her coffin with her

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>>37998712
It’s true, monsters have no idea how to respond to moonwalking. It’s the ultimate escape tool

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>>37998830
The real best way to escape monsters is to noclip into and out of place while t posing as well using your pp as a helicopter as you do

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>>37995642
Go on, sign the contract.

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>>37998399
Amazon position

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>>37998399
Nice, very nice.

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>>37997709
>want to look at my pet bats? They are cute!

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You know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire

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>>37998894
Children of the night! Such music they make!

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>>37998691
Thinking about turning 180 so she's out of sight behind you.
Not doing a 360 visual check then walking out backwards facing the threat.
>ngmi bloodbag

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>>37995642

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>look out the window seeing snowflakes
ah shit looks like ice queen might be visiting Texas again.

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>>37998934
you assume her familiars wont be blocking the exit. getting past a manticore is hard, even harder when you cant see her.

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>>37998922
i sometime wonder if a girl gets monsterdized into a fire type if theres an an initial state of confession where she thinks shes on fire and tries to put it out.

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>>37999042
These new cows from Egypt look a little weird

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>>37999021
Don't you fucking jinx it, I don't care what happens to Dallas but that shit better not happen down here in the woods again.

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>>37999069
Why do you people fear the winter so? It happens every year.
Some years it ends and then comes right on back again

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>>37999084
Because it doesn't happen here, it was 50 degrees warmer 12 hours ago, it's only supposed to snow once every 3-4 years, this sucks.

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>>37995642
Who here loves jubjub?!

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>>37998399
She starts to brag and show off.

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I want to help an Apophis corrupt a Pharaoh's entire kingdom EXCEPT the Pharaoh herself.
Her entire kingdom will be made up of unrepentant venomsluts who are just waiting for the order to overthrow the kingdom, all while its ruler remains totally unaware of what's happening right under her nose until the moment her former subjects leap into action.

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>>37999069
>I don't care what happens to Dallas
gee thank anon

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>>37999160
I'll give it that you're better than Houston and Austin but still, I used to live there and I'm glad I don't any more.

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>>37999133
the better black harpy

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>a rapist that gets isekaid deep in monster land and is eternally frustrated because he cant find a female that will even pretend not to want it.

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>>37999160
Is this anime any good?

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>>37997709
Like the opening of Symphony of the Night but less bravado and more embarrassment because she hasn't seen a man in decades

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Here's a jubjub koikatsu card i made, couldn't get the outfit right so she's just wearing panties and a bra. feel free to edit it to make it more accurate if you can.

https://files.catbox.moe/b1qzhm.png

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>>37999282
I think it came out pretty decently. I hope other jubjub lovers can have fun with it.

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>>37996353
All of them, they're female

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>>37996257
She'll follow you home both off duty and on

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>>37996257
You're going to get princess carried out by a beeg maid

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>>37995642

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>>37997709
>How would you like a vampire to introduce herself to you?
1) Terrifying swarm of bats descends on me
2) She coalesces out if the swarm, all pale beauty and baleful glowing red eyes
3) Hexes me to paralysis
4) Shows off her fangs, grinning; fearboner awakens
5) Noisy, sloppy, mindbending blowjob
6) Daintily wipes at her lips with a handkerchief, releases me from the spell with a flick of her wrist
7) "Greetingsss, mooortal. You find yourself in the ze presence of Comtessa Michaela Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna Von Pflemerel. I already know it vas good for you; for your benefit I confess zat your flavour was... adequate."

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>>37999423
the longer her name the more powerful she is

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>>37999240
I liked it, I would say it's about the same quality as monster musume. There's some monsterboys but they're all background characters from what I remember

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>>37999398
>"Hey, can I get a take out?"
>"Sure, I can take you out on a date"
>"Wait, no I mea-"
>and that kids is how I got married to your mother

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>>37999240
it seems the kind of thing i would like, but for some reason it just didn't click with me.

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>>37999240
Its only one series and covers the first few introduction of the harem stories from the LNs, but its well done.
>as its basically an extended-harem story with 3-4 main contenders it will eventually follow the LNs to a poly-ending that upsets the NeverNTR purists but its not MGE-universe and it is internally consistent.
>there is a bit of FS and every medical exam seems to be deliberately recycling the dialogue from a hentai fuckscene "oh, oh, not there, ohyes(cumm-squeal)" more like its a running gag rather than erotic.

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>>37996448
Define Euro hours and American hours. Shit OP usually appears in EU mornings when I'm asleep. Late afternoons and evenings are better.
t. Europoor

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>>37999417
Ah, what a wholesome hug. I like those nonsexual images with monster girls and young men.

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>>37999595
Well it's morning where I am right now so I call it American hours.

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>>37995642
Molest vampire ears.

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>>37999486
Where would big maid take you out on a date to? Her home? A cuddle cafe? Ice skating?

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How long until the footage is uploaded to LICKED dot com, anon?

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>>37999707
an hour at best. their internet sucks.

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>>37999595
Is there literally any monster that doesn't look sexy as a gyaru?

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>>37999738
wonderworm, maybe? i think a lot of their appeal is the classiness

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>>37999282
thanks dude, the card's amazing. do you have a pixiv or anything where you post your cards?

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>>37999760
>worm with bubblegum-pink and strawberry blonde hair trying to get you to do drugs
>"It's, like, no big deal, babe. Everybody's doing it. Just take a little puff..."

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>>37999760
I have trouble imagining one, but I think you would still be proven wrong.

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Would you a sith if they weren't furry?

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>>37999811
I'm fine with them either way so I guess you can say yes

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>>37999811
Isn't that just a dumb-looking kobold then?

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>>37999811
>taking away the entire appeal of a sith
Uhhh, no?

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>>37999811
No because she's still a dog.

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>>37999811
>>37999825
If siths weren't furry, then Kobolds would belong in the downgrade club. Caits still wouldn't be any better than regular Werecats, though.

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>>37999888
Oh bother

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>>37999811
I'd be happy with a Cait.

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>>37997421
acceptable

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>>37999895
I object to werewolves being in the downgrade club, people forget they're the only wan that naturally forms harems.

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>>37999895
Cyclops is a cute blacksmith not a downgrade.

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>>37996163
All ryus are ancient evils. They just don't want you to know because it would ruin their worship racket.

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>>38000004
Thia guys has a lot of zeroes so he must be right. Ryus are evil.

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>>37997271
Jokes on you. I want her to digest me too!

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>>37999895
Like non of these are downgrades really. Especially Yuki and Porc. Porcer is pretty popular i think even.

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>>37999895
How is cyclops a downgrade?

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>>37999972
Many overlooked them before the RPG, unfortunately. New art did help a bit.
>>37999983
Yes, they're very good girls, there were no "upgrades" to them.

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>>37999773
no, but i have a twitter, and it's the only card i made. do you want me to link it?

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>>37999952
how do you compliment a girls hands without being weird about it?

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>>38000080
Friend I do not think this quite fits the vibe of the thread

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>>37999895
P'orcers are love. Definitely not downgrade.
Better than h'orcs

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>>38000063
Never played the RPG, do the werewolves have scenes and such?

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>>38000109
Werewolf hasn't appeared in a playable version yet, only announced to be in the same update as Holstaur, and KC is really taking his time with the cow's scenes.

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>>38000082

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>>38000082
tell them you want to hold their hand

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>>38000137
>KC is really taking his time with the cow's scenes.
Sabbathsisters, he’s not getting mindbroken by the giant tits, is he?

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>>37999719
Men will always lose to oppai.

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>>38000138
bo ki

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>>38000093
Do mersharks have tonic immobility like real sharks? Can I use it to molest one?

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>>38000044
>Villages give them free grain and single men for their followers
>In return the villagers get the weather they need to grow their crops
It's extortion any way you look at it.

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>>38000214
Look at that, you can even see the stink lines coming off of her. Evil and smelly, ryus are gross.

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>>37995879
this is perfection

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>>37995642
No human boy can beat the clack. Not the clack.

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Quick, name the best dragon!

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>>38000299
my wife

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>>37995642
Bikecubus.

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>>38000299
loli jabberwock is probably the one i think about the most

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>>38000299
Haggon

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>>38000337
Motorlim.

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>>38000299
I shall name her Amy.

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>>38000299
Deonora, for the entertainment she provides.

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>>37997768
Another reason apophises are leagues superior. Snake royalty has a sense of hygiene.

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>>37998399
Smile. Laugh. Sexual bullying.

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Buy her more food.

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>>38000508

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>Anon wants to confess to a lilim
>finds a bunch of dumb heroes that he can use as meat shields so that he doesn't get raped by the first wild monster he encounters
>when they encounter the lilim he tries to stay hidden in the back and waits for his opportunity
>she just nukes them and instantly party wipes the party including Anon
>he glimpses the lilim walking away
>no way he is just gonna let her escape him like that
>he crawls out from the crater and calls out to her with what little strength he has left
>she turns around
>sees Anon shambling towards her
>he extends his hand in which he holds what once used to be a flower
>he says "Marry me" and collapses

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>>38000508
I refuse.

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>>38000528
coulda sent a letter or something

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>>38000299
Queen Ghidorah

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>>38000389
https://youtu.be/fo7jXz2k6XQ

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>>37999111
One of my faves; I'm a sucker for breast expansion getting in the way of regular life, and jubjubs being too fat-cheated to fly any more ticks that box amply

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>>38000614
i will be this delinquints friend

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>>38000057
Because her only gimmick is money and gazer is an objectively better monoeye

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>>38000687
No, her gimmick is having bad self esteem and thinking she has to give away weapons to make someone have sex with her. And don’t you dare call her an inferior monoeye

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>>38000687
gazers the fakest monoeye. she has like 8 or 9 of them

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>>38000687
>her only gimmick is money
?
>and gazer is an objectively better monoeye
Incorrect.

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>>38000761

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>>38000761
Weird how cyclops don't get much attention
>Big and strong
>Cute personality
>Industrious
>Blue skin
Maybe if they had black sclera

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>>38000889
I like onis
cyclops are weird

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>>38000889
they might be too nice. i don't tend to take much interest in that

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>>38000757
She has 11eyes, ten tentacles, a big fluffy tail, smooth pale skin, slick black goo, a sharp and toothy grin, inherent magical abilities, high intelligence, and a biting personality but she's soft on the inside

Gazer is the best.

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>>38000889
I probably would go to an old cyclops, and would get my armor and weapons from her and flirt with her

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I'm ready for the year of the tiger but having a cow come along too would be nice

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>>38000966
Cowiger

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>>38000299
Tiamat. I will accept no other substitutes.

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>>38001063
I too want mama dragon as well

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>>38001018
Interesting how KC went with the smith half of the cyclops myth. I wonder if there's other cyclops who're more feral and ogre-like

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>>38001102
She's available in her Pupal state in the arcade version of F/Go, which is more like "Tiamat who wished to be reborn after her defeat, to protect her children, the Humanity that thwarted her". The best part is she goes from kind of aloof and standoffish to an overprotective mother at max Bond Level who would do anything to not hear her children say "I hate you".

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>going to get a lot more Jinko art now because its the year of the tiger
fucking finally

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>>38001136
It's the year of the tiger, can I finally have her box?

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>>38001036
cow is eternal

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>>38001151
As long as she fits, she sits.

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>>38001132
Gacha and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. So many good designs wasted on glorified gambling sims

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>>38001237
When you think about it, gachas were the first NFTs.

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>>38001132
I listened to her, damn they nailed her VA. It's a shame its gachashit.

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>>37999738
Mummies? Especially the ones with their skin completely covered so no tanning is visible
Would fit for sekiban style well though

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>>38001268
i think it could work with some stylish linens with lots of jewlery hanging off

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>>38001247
They've even started with "girlfriend" themed NFTs. But enough about that

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>>38001259
Yeah they did but I should've clarified what Tiamat I meant.

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Best MG for decadent pampering?

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>>38001247
I'm pretty sure TF2 Hats and Counter Strike skins predate the smartphone boom. Plus there was always people selling their MMO accounts on third party sites.

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>>38001327
devil

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>>38001329
I made like 20 euros on Runescape characters back in elementary school. Just reading my comics and mining or fishing to level them up and selling them to other kids.
Good times.

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>>38001349
Really? I was never much interested.

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>>38001362
>Tanuki is addicted to Runescape
>Tries to "buy bf" at the grand exchange every Friday night
>Hasn't worked so far but that hasn't stopped her
Gotta watch out for those monsters pretending to be boys to steal loot from other lonely monsters

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>>38001412
think of big blueberries and give the profile another gander

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>>38001430
The best one was this one sperg who specifically asked I level mining to ALMOST 70. It wasn't because lvl 69 was funny, no. It was so he could do a few minutes of mining, level up to 70 himself and take screencaps and how everyone in school how he'd reached lvl 70 in mining.
A fool and his money are soon parted, thus sayeth the raccoon.

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>>38001323
So this is humanity's mother.
Cute mommy!

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>>37995642

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has the encyclopedia been rehosted yet

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>>38001539
Yes.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

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>>38001552
oh shit

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>>38001539
Hmm yes, today I will resist arrest

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I solemnly swear I will try better to not be a faggot and actually produce content again, but in the mean time, have a Cyclops. You may touch her as you see fit.

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>>38001668
She's getting taken home and impregnated.

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>>38001668
That's a lotta cyclops. Might be too much for me to handle.

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>>38001668
Why is she fat?

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imagine a salamander chef
she doesn't even need an oven
she is an oven

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>>38001744
>she is an oven
Put buns in Salamanders.

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>>38001744
There was a cute 'story' a few years ago that was actually just a recipe for baking cookies on a hellhound's stomach. Instead of using an oven you put the dough on her abs and fucked her until you had cookies. It was cute.

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>>38001744
goes to every cooking competition and gets real heated

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>>38001772
This sounds like a Hot Shots 2 reference.

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>>38001327
Trolls always for pampering

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What karaoke song would you sing with your wife?
what karaoke song would your wife try to make you sing?

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>>38001947
I am utterly convinced that if I cum on those tits, flowers will bloom.
Soil fertility monster, you can't tell me it won't

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>>38001971
https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

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>>38001971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

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>>38002032
>unzips
>”and now the flowers will grow”

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>>38002032
> Do it on Beelzebub / Akaname
> Wears the dried stinky cum on her tits for a week until it begins to sprout mould and mushrooms
> "S-see anon? I can do it just like gnomey can. A-am I as pretty as her, now?"

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>>38002032
I want to plant my seed deep inside a Troll, if you know what I mean

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>>38002032
>>38002091

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>>38002231
All I know is the pH in there is up around 9.6 and you need a 7-8 max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38001947
>>38002255
I want to huff, inhale, and sniff troll breath

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to grow the lewdest and most corrupt of gardens, featuring extra demonic alarune and aphrodisaic fruits so potent they can damn near kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002326
Everytime you post about wanting to smell a monster’s rotting teeth you make me dislike trolls and p’orcs a little more

[Anonymous No.]

>>38001552
Should be added to the op, since you can't find it very easily on search engines.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002352
We need more plant monstergirls. I want to grow a forest of offspring over a generation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002399
feel the eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002375
I'm not checking Google, but DDG returns it with "mge wiki". (though it's Alraune article instead of the main page)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002168
Has it been explained where she got the tummy scar?

[Anonymous No.]

Airtight material like rubber naturally makes the best clothing for your slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002408
weird plants creep me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002353
The fuck are you getting the idea of rotting teeth from?
Monster breath is hot, erotic, and pleasant

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002399
worship eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002399
I feel it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002408
Exactly. You fuck a lot, and you essentially get to build a house while you do it. Works for being dominant, submissive or a switch. All you have to do is find an empty bit of land and you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

KC said men who leave themselves exposed out in the city doing normal people things like sight-seeing and other stuff get taken and raped by a nearby monster girl.
I can't afford to pleasure a monster, my body can't handle sex with the likes of a lust-driven succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002748
Just learn how to protect yourself them, easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002748
Get a girlfriend, then you can go sight-seeing and other stuff with her peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002764
>wake up and walk to your kitchen
>boy you sure could go for some toast right about now
>find blue hairs where your toaster is suppose to be
>frown and look outside your window
>see raiju neighbor's window flashing electricity
>dang it, not again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002787
Well that's no fun at all, is it.
Rape-at-first-sight by a varied smörgsboed of mgs is great, I don't want to give it up at any point in my MGE adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002787
Ask the nice dragon lady if she'll let you see it from the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002829
I've been looking at her profile for years and this is the first time I noticed that she's using her children as a necklace, wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Show me a monster that isn't made better by being a lolibaba and I'll show you a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002787
I'm getting a human girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002870
i could post literally any monster. loli is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002832
That'd be pretty sick. Just ask a dragon or a griffon to fly you up for some spectacular sights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002748
Maybe human men should stop acting like they are begging to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002870
Here you go, two of them even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002408
>>38002486
I want to smuggle plant and fungus monstergirl seeds and spores into Order controlled cities and slowly transform them into overgrown viridian forests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002876
You are getting a lilim girlfriend for that rebellion AND your girlfriend will get monsterized, replicant

[Anonymous No.]

Fire Elementals are bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002943
And you think them being small, flat, smug old ladies would be worse? Peak gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cuddling underneath the blankets with a troll, nude, embracing her stink

[Anonymous No.]

>>37995642

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>>38003046
>And you think them being small, flat, smug old ladies would be worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002822
Damn raijus and their weird mating rituals
I just want my crispy bread, now I gotta go buy a new one or risk getting zapped trying to get my old one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002870
But they're all better as genuine lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002748
I use that make some money, acting like a dumb tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003392
How? Trying to turn tables on potential scammers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003430
I bring down scams and I get by the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002985
Filling the sewers with myconids and matangos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002748
>Go out to get groceries
>Get raped by an amazon in the dairy aisle because you were busy looking for the milk with the best date on it
I just want to shop in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>3800346
*paid

[Anonymous No.]

>be poor
>want to make some money to provide for a potential future wife
>go adventuring
>come across a gleaming pile of golden coins
>get money AND a wife
Why are creeping coins so powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002748
Even if I wear my full face avon s10? As wel02nabl as my sercuity uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38000889
KC should draw them with big, fat, blue pillow lips. A Cyclops with big DSLs (Dude Smooching Lips) would be 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003487
I am once again begging you not to post this image in the future as it makes me catatonic with desire every time I see it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The only way to keep a human safe

[Anonymous No.]

>He doesn't enjoy the raw smell of his monsterfu
Not gonna make it, fren. You're not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003498
Their power is stored in their heels.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003589
Well I'd definitely feel safe wrapped up in the arms and claws of a terrifying creature like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003641
Why is she black?

[Anonymous No.]

God DAMN do I wanna get smothered by raiju tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003589
Whats that white stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003800
Need a cute automaton mermaid gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003796
Mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.]

Cute 17-year-old spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003800
Look at the hagfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003851
God I need to impregnate this tiny snake gilf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003796
Human love

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003796
Safety juice.
Humans make it when they're safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003569
I will once again ignore your request and post it again next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>38002846
Frog-tongue Paizuri+BJ with pearl-necklace impregnation so its not wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg is the biggest dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003894
nice puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003913
Dhampirs, Phantoms, or Cupids, take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003937
>tfw no dorky lovely dovey romance obsessed cupid gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003913
Alice is suck a weirdo, please don't post her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003913
lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004017

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>>38004070
Alice seems like the kind of girl who would intentionally go to the MGE world just to try and get a boyfriend, or even just a friend.

Thank goodness we have Reimu protecting the border and making sure things don't get out of Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004102
A married monster making somehow making it to Gensokyo and trying to get back to her husband would be an interesting crossover idea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003937
Dhamps are for bullying by either being completely supportive of them or constantly being battered and bloody around em

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004102
Tell Reimu to fuck off and tell her we want some monsters in our shitty mundane world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004182
I feel like this would be a common occurrence for monster girls if they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004123
Just make friends with the local youkai until you reach the gap hag, then hop in the gap, ez

[Anonymous No.]

They’re sending assassins after me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38000154
Maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004314
Don’t be silly, monster assassins aren’t real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004338
Monster hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004329
Technically I can see inappropriate things in this image so I am calling the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38000635
To be clear, jubjubs can fly, they just aren't very good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004172
I wonder what Ms. Jinko made for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003778
dont we all

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004314
If you can’t kill your virginity then monsters have to take matters with their own hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37995642

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/imthighred/status/1476348035454042112
(You) will be her new chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003913
>gamermgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004017
>suck a weirdo
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004017
not even werecat alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004737
She can most effectively defend me while sitting on my lap, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37995933
no doubt cant deny taste better than water but dont ask me why

[Anonymous No.]

>tw ywn watch a whole school of Kiki cheeki breaki the moment you play hardbass on the PA

[Anonymous No.]

Love tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004884
LOVE tiger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004921
LOVE TIGER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004921
>>38004945
for some reason i hear the brawl theme in my head when i see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004737
But what if I want to use her butt as a pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004338
> * monster-ass ass-ins are real
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004992
thats a paddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005019
Sounds like a reward

[Anonymous No.]

what if all the feline based mgs hung out at a cat themed bar?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCEwUFtjAr4

They just are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004737
Images like this make me wonder if its impossible to tell for sure if you're looking at an ochimusha (rather than a zombie/wight) unless she uses that skeleton hand transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005088
Dumbpire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005127
The skin color still gives it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004123
A married Mamono trying to get herself and her Husbando out of Gensoukyo might be more dramatic.
>not a big 2hu-er but iirc husbandos are in shorter supply there than MGEworld, so holding onto a Treasure would be an issue
>as a non-DL world, MGE hugbox rules wouldn't apply for the /tg/action and MGE Girls could go OldSkool on some bitches.
>and beyond just /tg/, shocked Anon might have to try to cope with seeing what his Big-Snuggler is really capable of when pushed to keep her Husbando safe

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38005170
I don't really like seeing MGE being crossed over with violent settings desu. I'm here for the love and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005154
I'm not so sure, the unshadowed portions of her skin look almost as pale as the wight's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005256
Assuming the arm transformation is combat-related, I wonder if one arm transformed = 50% power, and two is 100%? Would make for an epic fight sequence as she powers up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005210
what better feeling of being loved than your monsterwife going full medieval to protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005018
>monster-ass ass-ins
Those are just loli kunoichis early blooming in the right places

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005170
>Anon might have to try to cope with seeing what his Big-Snuggler is really capable of
That's going to stop a Mamono from going full /tg.
Anons only come to MGE because of the DL new rule, finding out your MG can be more Monster~side than ~Girl might cause her to lose her Anon even if she wins the fight.
E.g.
>Be a MGE Dragon-waifu lost in Gen-world trying to get back to the Temple gateway
>put Anon is a safe spot to go fight off 2Hus in their path
>She comes back slightly injured
>Anon sniffs the smoke on his waifu
>"Oh that? Ummm... We had peace-talks and there was bacon&eggs for supper. A whole town-load of of deep-fried crispy crackly bacon..."

>ironically appropriate subtitle for the situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>38001327
I need to pamper large, soft, wonderfully smelling troll feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005170
>>not a big 2hu-er but iirc husbandos are in shorter supply there than MGEworld
Not that much, there should be enough bachelors in the human village. She would be protective of him, but he wouldn't be any more interesting than any other man to the locals, and those who come from the outside world normally don't have a strong wife to protect them.
>>as a non-DL world, MGE hugbox rules wouldn't apply for the /tg/action and MGE Girls could go OldSkool on some bitches.
Danmaku was made to be an explicitly non-lethal way of resolving conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38001327
I need more big naked foxgirl cuddles in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004737
Now I really want to be a young lord to a Ochimusha that tries her best to protect you from the horrors of the world. Even if those horrors are really mundane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005339
Only watched the anime and the first LN, does Skadi-loli ever break loose and go full Fire-Lizard mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005339
>finding out your MG can be more Monster~side than ~Girl might cause her to lose her Anon even if she wins the fight.
If he leaves her because of that then he never really loved her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005479
She had a curb stomp battle against the centaur in the arena (wherein its noted her sheer strength means she is banned from official matches), but nothing more than that. There is a badass scene where a human official tries to poison her with arsenic in her food only for her to note that for a dragon who already has a lot of metal in her blood that simply makes for a bit of spice to the food.

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>>38005417
Yes, but a relocated MGE girl might not realise that the bullet-spray is a local form of ritualised combat, and react as if it was pre-DL days.
>Like a reformed Viking getting challenged to a polite fencing duel or a Kendo match, who just suddenly pulls out her old Blood-axe and starts swinging full-strength.
Because that's the only fighting she remembers, as MGE doesn't have the idea of sparring or sports-fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005614
>MGE doesn't have the idea of sparring or sports-fighting
>what is Dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be into rape play?
Asking for... reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005661
>Getting raped?
Cheshire cat
>Doing the raping?
Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005614
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005614
>Because that's the only fighting she remembers, as MGE doesn't have the idea of sparring or sports-fighting.

Actually it does, that's a big part of the fighting culture for warrior monsters. Huge tournaments take place in the royal mamono realm and elsewhere. Getting husbands via men they defeat is one point of the tournaments, but dueling itself is another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005674
>Dormouse
What the hell kind of Dormouse have you been hanging out with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005661
Being raped? The masochist turtle. It's kind of their whole thing.

The monster doing the raping? Pretty much any aggressive type of monster loves that kind of thing. Heck, hallucinating that a monster girl is draining you dry is a common occurrence during sex in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005614
Byakuren was sealed before the system was put in place and freed shortly before the player character met her, but she adapted pretty fast. You probably don't even have to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005709
>The masochist turtle
Oh right, they're a thing.
Do they even have any art?

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>>38005500
But how would an Anon react when his cutesy waifu has just violently obliterated a whole group of 2-Ho's, even if it was to protect him?
Lewd handholding is usually okay, but does Anon really feel safe getting hugged in razor-sharp claws that still have wet sticky bits of magic-girls dripping off them?
A wise Waifu might have to be a little more diplomatic, or at least discreet about what just happened.

>e.g. Im an Afghan tourist and well-meaning outsiders always ask the 'did you ever' questions but they really dont know how to respond if you go ahead and tell them the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005753
A little.

I really wish she had some monstrous feature to her appearance aside from a shell. Even the shell looks more like she's wearing it rather than it being a part of her. Maybe I'll like her more if KC ever draws her hiding in the shell.

[Anonymous No.]

>38005809
Your post reeks of /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005809
Reminder that mantises fairly often literally get covered in the blood of beasts they behead when hunting.

Yes, gore from a sapient would be different, but I think most monster husbands are aware of how deadly their wife could be if she needed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005831
>mantises fairly often literally get covered in the blood of beasts they behead when hunting.
thats hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005811
The monster part is how hard they can suck.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Gazer gets a good enough look at you, she can even read your mind. Probably. My waifu says I'm just really easy to read as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005831
>>38005845
>Forcing your mantis wife to bathe every time she comes back from a hunting trip in such a state.

>She relents to your demands, but only if you're the one to wash her.

>Inevitable sexy distractions mean bathing tends to take longer than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that shirt men belong to big monsters and tall men beling to small monsters

And heights are relative so a six foot guy can still be short compared to a dire Wock and a four foot nothing guy can still be tall to a shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't want my waifu to use violence unless absolutely necessary, and then only to incapacitate. If the Order comes knocking and they're not monsters, I'd rather try to convert them or, failing that, run away. If they're fighting us out of ignorance they should be pitied and helped to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005887
>shirt men
>beling

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005827
Kinda the opposite, its probably why I'm cumfy in MGE with a non-carnivore waifu.
>its an observation based from irl - even the 'funny-gory' dark humor stories freak normies out, so I usually just talk about how the mountains had some stark beauty and amazing rock colors that distracts them because its unexpectedly off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005885
Every Bicorn harem needs a clever Arachne to make kinky outfits for all the girls plus ofc the Shibari

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003773

She ain't black, she a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005811
Tfw you realise Master Roshi only wears that shell to sneak up on his unsuspecting prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004329
> He has fallen into the black pit of CG creation
We never gettin this game are we

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smoke hobo loli harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>38004710
Living underwater (with greater bodily bouyancy support) should mean aquatic MGs have the biggest tits, and yet they are rarely drawn as such.
Cheated, that's what we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006045
But the shell is a weighted training aid that would make it harder for him to sneak up on anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>38005885
Fina, I'll wear the maid outfit, but I'm not getting into the schoolgirl uniform. And I expect extra cuddles for being such a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006050
Holsts are insanely popular though, make sense that he'd take his time with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006071
>Holsts are insanely popular though
are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006069
Tfw the next image is there's a new Alp in a maid outfit and a disappointed Mantis in a seifuku slapping the Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006101
They are not as popular as Hellhounds or Cheshires, but they're certainly up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006071
I feel like there were a ridiculously-huge number of cgs for imp and werecat too, though.
KC's problem is not so much that he's overdoing Holst, it's that he doesn't know how to place himself for anything game-dev wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006146
Hell naw, I'd bet a lot of MGs would be all over the femboys.

Getting dressed up by a cute demoness mistress and serving her every whim would be the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006050
That was obvious the moment he started working on it, he's got no experience with gamedev and 30 girls is way too large a scope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006168
would you say they would end up as the main set of girls in a hyporthetical mge anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006206
disgust

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006233
The fact that it took about 9 years to go from "I'm totally making a game guise" to the first demo should, I admit, have been rather a red flag
Man needs some Torotoro power

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006300
>Man needs some Torotoro power
Part 3 when?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the best named character in MGE?

obviously it's pic but for the sake of argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006339
Sorry, wrong picture.

[Anonymous No.]

better dead than elved

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006311
its not happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>38003796
Custom Unspeakable Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006410
I wish dark elves didn't have such a shit profile. Dark skinned goddess are A+ but I can do without basically their entire personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006410
>imagine not wanting to be taught by your betters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006339
Sorry, wrong picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006432
Yeah, with the whole incest thing they go straight to the garbage. Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006236
It would be possible. If not part of the main cast, then as a recurring secondary character at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006401
Get out of here, Druella. We all know Saphirette's got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006171
There are a lot of cgs but I'd personally say that the sheer amount of text variation he put on the demo alone is more insane. I have over 14 hours in that demo and I still somehow stumble upon new lines due to them being triggered by the most obscure stuff possible.

Like, I recently discovered (after another anon who somehow also had over 14 hours in the demo pointed it out) that every single werecat in their area has unique dialog if you have sex with your werecat companion near them. Going a bit further, I also discovered that it's not unique to the werecats. Nearly every NPC+ your companions have unique dialog if you have sex near them. Some of this also depends on quest completion. For example, Isaac and Gordon will only react before you complete the quest involving them.

That's ignoring how many variations there are during sex. Just the Whisper of Love option has several different versions and interactions depending on what position/sex act is going on at the moment, the relative percentages of the MC and the girl's Love bar, and if any of the 2 is recovering from an orgasm. There are also several lines that only appear if you meet some specific conditions before initiating sex.

If KC intents to keep up with this depth for every girl while also putting up more stuff for those already in the game (which definitely seems to be his intention), then every MG is going to have a fairly big novel worth of content.

tl;dr: KC doesn't know how to pace himself with CGs but his pacing is much worse with text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006339
>>38006401
both are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006550
Yeah, but Saph comes right out and admits it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006206
A man of taste. One day anon. One day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37999811
>Would you a sith

No, I don't want to deal with Dark Side bullshit. Sith deal everything in absolutes. I don't, and most normal people do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006545
I applaud KC going for quality, but yeah there is such a thing as doing too much, especially given how little help he has with making the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38000063

He updated her design? Everyone is going to come crawling back once it appears in his other stuff, just watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006550
Excuse me, are you trying to say that HRH The Princess Druella, the cunning and powerful, literally the sexiest of the Lilims, is a dork!? Take that back right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006649
nah, I aint gonna do that.I will kick down her door and cast a spell of illusion to look like a love doll to prank her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006649
>Tricoromille is a long-cherished establishment, but this time, we're also opening a new branch store in the “Mamono Realm Nation of Lescatie”! Even in Lescatie, we'd like to really show you the appeal of prisoner fruit, so please do drop by! During our grand opening, believe it or not, the noble daughter of the Mamono Lord, “Lady Druella” will be present at our store as the manager of the day!
>Please come on that day to check out Lady Druella. Her body will be ready to burst from our uniform

Druella confirmed to cosplay as a waitress. Is that dorky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006723
>Is that dorky?
Not at all, it shows she's down to earth and in touch with her people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006339

Merse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006733
>tough warrior snake that hides the hurting with fighting
Very nice

[Anonymous No.]

I think this was a topic of contention some threads back. Regarding KC feeling World Guide 1 was a bit misleading or poorly worded in some ways compared to what he intended, there's this he said from a tweet storm back on 10/30/21

>It's a little strange, but I think that the life of a man who marries a monster girl is better illustrated in my last works than in The First Guide. They better show what can happen to each of the mamono's husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006846
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006846
>my last works
what's he referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006870
Presumably the other world guides and sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006866
Basically he's saying there that he felt he didn't illustrate as well what life with a monster girl was actually like for the men they married. Subsequent guides for instance tend to say more about what happens in regular daily life, what they do outside of sex, etc.

>>38006870
The topic of the tweet was WG1 Fallen Maidens, so presumably he's speaking of every settings guide he wrote after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006486
>I have no mouth and I must moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006629
Now we need a drawfag to draw a cait or cu as a sith lord, but who would be the jedi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006984
For a cait sith, a werewolf or kobold. For a cu sith, a werecat or nekomata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37999825
>becomes a dumb-looking kobold
So just like regular kobold then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006339
Also Runya Runya

[Anonymous No.]

>>38006629
And that is why you are weak, and your waifu lacking in ample thigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37999972
>people forget they're the only wan that naturally forms harems.
That's a downgrade.
How many haremfags here do you know who have multiples of the same species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38007247
>extremist Rata
Where did we get this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38007248
Wights subvert democracy and the will of the people! They're evil!

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>>37995642

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>>38007314
i need an oneesan in my life

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>>38007314
The ideal height differences is one tall enough to shove your face in her breasts while standing and the other short enough to give you standing paizuri at the same time.

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>>38001349
Pampering others is how she unwinds after losing all of those fiddle contests. That and using her tail to make people squeal.

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>>38007303
Her name is Kyask, and KC introduced her via tweets as Demonic Public Relations Secretary. Apparently she was heavily involved in galvanizing volunteers for the invasion of Lescatie via various publications she released.

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1780&start=210

Here's part of it:

>And the article "Castor, the tragic king of Lescatia" turned Lescatie into a tragic and sensational nation for mamono. This article described a period of downfall in the life of King Lescatia, who had both ideals and an interesting personality, but was not strong enough and his heart was drained. She showed the mamono that there are so many tragedies hidden behind the brilliance and abundance of Lescatia.

>This article has made many Demoness and Devils tremble with rage in the mamono realms. Many Kikimoras were eager to serve the Lescatians. And it is said that many Bogey have awakened their maternal instincts.

>"I want to go to Lescati someday" turned into "Go ahead! We will definitely go to Lescatiia!"

>Also, around the same time, "List of Heroes of Lescatia" and "List of Unmarried Men of Lescatia" began to circulate out of nowhere among young monster girls.

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>>38007692
Clever little furball

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>>38005811
It does look like she's just wearing a random turtle shell. Her lack of monster body is mean to irritate you into giving her a backhand. Sneaky ninja turtle.

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I wonder how frequently monsters actually die while fighting the Order. The way they talk about how monsters fight in the books makes it seem like something that’s pretty rare

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>>38007692
>Literally put on a watch list that’s handed out to hundreds or even thousands of monster girls because you’re single

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>>37995642
Succubi are nice

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>>38007965
>"When you ride alone you ride with Hitler" returns with a very strange new coat of paint

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>>38007961
In terms of active battles, quite rare for many reasons (fights tend to happen on monster turf, and Ares actively tries to keep deaths from happening on both sides provided they fight valiantly). And of course those who do die can be resurrected eventually (or quickly with help).

It's when non-fighters get attacked that deaths happen more often, like the monster villages that Sasha took orphans in from that are mentioned in World Guide 1.

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>>38007692
>>"List of Heroes of Lescatia" and "List of Unmarried Men of Lescatia" began to circulate out of nowhere among young monster girls.
>began to circulate out of nowhere among young monster girls.
>out of nowhere
Stay mad, acorn fuckers.

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>>38007965
sounds like fun, time to wear a mask and cause a ruckus

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>>38007965
I can't even imagine

Many I can't even imagine how they're even getting this information what the fuck

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>>38008027
The implication is that she was responsible anon.
This isn't difficult.

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>>38008011
Is Ares pushing these battles towards standoffs?

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>>38008047
The implication is that the Sabbath is mad because they have no tits. The rejections from people uninterested in the inability to fill a training bra placed a stressful burden on her. That is why she became a doxxing doxxy.

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>>38008027
What info is on your “Unmarried Man” profile, bros?

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>>38007247
>>38007692
Other excerpts from the tweets:

>Of course, they also participated in the subsequent recruitment of volunteers for the invasion of Lescatia. And since it was large-scale, many mamonos participated in it without prior information and attacked men, who liked them, already on the scene. But there were also many such that from the very beginning they decided to link their fate with a specific person, therefore they were directed specifically to him.

>Thus, in order to raise the morale of capricious monsters, the most effective means was to spread the following information: ...what kind of groom will be waiting for you? What wonderful life can you live with the groom you find in this place? What kind of pleasant sex can you have with your belover?

>In addition to this, it is said that it is very effective to add information that will stimulate their desires, which is the strongest guideline for determining the behavior of the monsters. That is, information similar to The Tragedy of King Lescatia, which activates the lust of the mamono, their bestial instinct, their desire to protect, their desire to possess, their desire to serve, etc.

>And on the contrary, say that it is counterproductive to write "Lescatia is such a terrible country!" While this will have a profound effect on the monsters that belong to the radical group, other monsters who do not belong to it are, in fact, “unwilling to invade and make this (bad) country their own.” Participation in the invasion army should stem from the feeling: “ I wish to migrate to this country and live together with my beloved "

>When monster girls first of all receive information that this is a terrible country, then the feelings of the mamono become more like "Can I leave my husband in such a terrible country!?" Monsters do not want to defeat a bad country, but as a rule, give priority to moving the person they desire to the demonic realm.

Regarding Kyask herself:

>I almost forgot to say. The microphone-like thing in Kyask's hand is a magical instrument that allows the other person "to speak with their desire". However, when I painted this portrait, it was not originally a magic tool, but her husband's genitals, which are in the same position in her hands.

And

>The answer to the question about Kyask that I cannot quote without breaking the law: Yes, my thighs are so plump that I can always have a child from my husband. I look like this because I am a mom of two kids

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>>38008101
What?
My man there's rent free, but I think you're outright paying the Sabbath to live in your head at this point.

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>>38008123
Just how many sad, lonely men were in this nation? Sounds like the invading monstergirl army did them a favor.

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>>38008058
Not exactly, more of a "divine protection from lethal injury" sort of thing, though its unclear the specifics of how it works. Most of our info on Ares comes from the following in World Guide 1:

>[Ares, God of Fighting ]

>A high rank god that protects those who place themselves in battle. Among the monsters that place themselves in battle such as “amazoness (encyclopedia I – p. 104)” and “lizardman (encyclopedia I – p.66)”, etc. there are many worshipers. According to the god's teachings, “fighting” isn't for the sake of pillaging. The kind of fighting that this god sanctions is fighting to improve oneself, fighting to earn something, or fighting to protect someone, etc. For example, warriors who would risk their lives in battle, whether human or monster, would be granted the power to claim victory. On the contrary, those who fight simply for the sake of stealing lives will never receive blessings.

>This god lends her power to many monsters in the same way that she does to humans. She is thought to play a huge role in the reason why casualties are extremely scarce in battles between humans and monsters. Concerning monster battles, it seems she likes it very much when a monster finds the man she loves most in the middle of combat, and the number of warriors who say they felt her gaze in the middle of combat is increasing, so it is supposed that she watches the battle after granting her blessings. Furthermore, according to the “amazons” who are zealous adherents, lately it's not just when they're in the middle of battle. Even afterwards when they're having sex, they sense a powerful gaze other than that of the villagers, plus, just as when they were fighting, their body is in great condition almost as if they had received the god's blessing, and they're able to feel strong pleasure, so it is supposed that the god may be watching over warriors and granting her blessing even at such times.

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>>38008118
Anon
>young male, in his early twenties
>works as a sercuity guard in an art musem
>is an artist
>likes military surplus masks
>is a slut for hags
>loves wurms
>needs momster
>is somewhat lonely
>gets barely enough sleep for the next day

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>>38008118
Favored monster girls, favored sexual activities, other interests, etc.

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>>38008118
Squirrel hands typed this post

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>>38008124
The only thing I pay them is "insurance" to keep their damn lemonade stands and car washes off of my lawn you damn kids!

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>>38008123
Who is this Kyask and where can I see a picture if her and her plump thighs.

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>>38008118
I'm a ghost, I'd have no profile.

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>>38008155
Well, in terms of unmarried men, quite a few more than in our world (in most places at least), since the sex ratio for humans in the MGE skews toward men, leaving a substantial surplus that will never get a human wife. As for how sad they were, that had to do with the slums, Order mismanagement, social inequality, etc.

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>>38008197
Mmm, squirrel scout cookies.

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>>38008205
Anon, the post you replied to had the post where her picture was posted linked at the topic.

But here, I'm in a good mood: >>38007247

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>>38008166
Thank you. I wanted to know who was currently winning the war. I mean the fighting war, not the rape war or sell horny fruit war.

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>>38008271
Well to be clear there is no huge "war" going on. KC describes it more as usually small skirmishes. The Order actually puts more time into disputes with human nations than it does with monsters. Since monsters rarely initiate battles or invasions, the Order basically is left doing the invading from time to time when the chief god orders them to via angels and such.

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>>38008166
>be lizard
>train hard and fight in many battles
>finally be defeated in battle by a great warrior
>heartpupils.exe
>feel the gaze of your ero dommy god blessing you
>the Order guy turns around and leaves with his victorious army
>tfw

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>>38008118
30, bald, machinist, lifts weights, shoot guns, smokes, and drinks. The only monster that would love me would be odd ball types.

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>>38008123
Kyask a cute

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>>38008249
Oh I didn’t realize that was her name, I don’t pay much attention to the sabbath.

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>>38008364
What a pathetic excuse for a warrior if she's just gonna give up like that.

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>>38008440
To be clear, she's a servant of Druella, not a member of a Sabbath. Ratatoskr just tend to be petite.

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>>38008440
Not every flat girl belongs to the Sabbath.

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>>38008345
>Order loses entire country to monster forces
>is not at war with those forces
It isn't surprising how this will go, but I expected an attempt to be made by the Order.

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>>38008364
This is where the lizardman's infamous tenacity comes in. She'll follow him to the ends of the earth and ravish him if need be.

Plus the fact that the Order member didn't try to kill her shows he's already falling for her.

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>>38008442
>liz gets beaten up by guy
>liz gets left hanging
>anon: why she no beat up and rape him?

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>>38008547
That's the her whole gimmick though. If you defeat her, you get your own personal stalker (soon to be wife).

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>>38008501
Lescatie was an extreme event, the loss of it humiliating for the Order. But their attempt to reclaim it was even more humiliating. It's fair to say they've cut their losses at this point, since Druella has made no further moves against them since.

And I never said they weren't at war. If you asked the Order they would probably say they are always in a state of war with monsters. But a state of war does not mean a state of constant, large scale battle.

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>>38008567
But she can't make him take her. Imagine that he beats her up and then advances in rank; it is reasonable since he trashed a lizard in PvP. So he is promoted gets bodyguards, better equipment, etc. Her chances at getting him get smaller and smaller.

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>>38008547
That finish doesn't work for me, brother.

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>>38008635
If she has to play dirty she will, the profile notes there are no extremes she won't go to (within the rules of the setting of course). Bodyguards? Nothing some hired kunoichi couldn't get past.

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>>38008635
>jumps him when he's sleeping
>she probably has the blessing of eros or some shit since this is a shonen setting
>live happily ever after

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>>38008509
>the fact that the Order member didn't try to kill her shows he's already falling for her.

That is a very optimistic view. Iirc KC said the Order is full of idealistic pansies who can fight but don't have the heart to slay a defeated opponent.

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is the order a unified military force or is it more of an alliance?

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>>38008689
Not exactly, rather he said they hesitate when it comes to slaying a beautiful monster girl (most of them likely having never even seen a monster in person before). Course this is also usually when the monster takes the opportunity to ravish him.

The goal of Order attacks is very much to kill monsters, they just rarely succeed. If a Order member left a lizardman like that and returned then he'd face punishment from his superiors if any of them saw what he did.

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>>38008689
>can't even kill troops from an enemy faction that is stealing your people's territory and permanently corrupting it so there's not even any hope of taking it back
Bunch of fucking scrubs

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>>38008727
Seems to be more a religious organization with many branches and influence over various nations leaders. The military force is just part of it, and said forces would likely mostly consist of the standing armies of nations they have influence over.

In Lescatie for instance its repeatedly noted that the Order are a separate power from the King, and were so influential as to make the King basically a powerless figurehead compared to them. Their presence in Lescatie is mentioned to have consisted of various powerful priests and officials.

KC has mentioned that he draws a lot of inspiration regarding the Order from the medieval Catholic Church at the height of its governmental power (though he combines this with other religions and mythologies too).

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>>38008639
>liz cries in the rain
>it's okay girl
>no one can see except ares let it out
>ares keeps watching like a perv and gives liz the dope smack
>liz has great thunk and decides to get even more ripped so she can gets her mans
>goes to visit old master on mountain and asks for help
>master scoffs at her because he retired from war and battle
>he does pottery now
>it looks crummy and is half baked but don't mention it, liz
>hahah that's nice master but I really need your help
>at least look me in the eye when you refuse, master
>he does
>ah heartpupils many such cases very sad
>he agrees to teach her the forbidden technique
>with this she will be able to force him to put a ring on it uh fall in love

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>>38008684
>jumps him when he's sleeping
>bodyguards grab her and drag her off
>she gets the boots, medium style
>thanks to the blessing of ares her rib is only bruised

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>>38008817
Again, actual invasions are rare and tend to be the result of humans attacking first. They don't steal the land or replace leadership unless said leadership is corrupt. Druella is quoted as saying that if King Castor had actually been the ruler of Lescatie then she would have never invaded it.

I'd also wager the Order has little capacity to prepare soldiers for charm and seduction magic, since nymphomancy can usually only be used by monsters.

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>>38008677
I didn't know lizards were Wil E. Coyote. Is ACME a honorable and reputable equipment vendor and manufacturer, will she even care about that? How anime villain is a monster willing to get to seize the means of reprod er make the course of love flow ever smoothly? Will she wear spiky armor with skulls? I would be fine with that.

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>>38008899
During the Lescatie event, I'm pretty sure the Order was still pushing the big lie about monsters being violent and evil killers.

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>>38008677
>Introducing some literal who out of nowhere
That finish don't work for me, brother
>>38008845
>Turning her heel
Based

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>>38008954
Well yes, but the bigger issue is how many Heroes they were producing and how many monsters were being killed or threatened. This was what motivated Lilith to consider it an emergency and send Druella to take Lescatie over.

To quote from KC in a Q and A he did years ago:

>Q2: Between when Maou came to power and Lescatie was invaded, was there long time gap?
>A2: Yes, hundreds of years have passed since when monsters had become MGs. At that time, Lescatie was not menacing for them. Heroes were very rare and Lescatie did not produce them like recent years, though they were well-armed (the nation). However, Lescatie came to produce so many heroes and attacked MGs. So the Mamono-Lord decided that the situation was serious, and Druella invaded.

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>>38008817
>>38008876
Leave.

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>>38008759
I don't know about the punishment from the superiors, if he left her alive and defeated. That would imply that the other Order guys at the battle would massacre the monsters regularly on defeating them. Chopping the head off of a defeated opponent is hardly chivalrous. I got the impression that the Order was knightly and Heroic, which implies chivalry.

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Is the order closer to the Nazis or the USSR?

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>>38009006
Both of us?

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>>38009023
You’re being dumb so yes.

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>>38008987
What do you mean "out of nowhere"? Her getting him herself or using hired help could happen months or years later. If she's bonded to him then she'll always be able to find him so there is little real hurry beyond her libido motivating her.

And are you saying you don't know about the MGE kunoichis?

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>>38008934
I recognize the Kikimora on the right, but not the left one.

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>>38009042
I flipped the posts I was replying to by mistake

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>>38009037
I have nowhere else to go

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rawr

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>>38008839
That does sound like anime-flavor old timey Catholic Church. I remember when an anime had a bunch of young and photogenic warrior-nuns poke out their eardrums before battle, so they wouldn't be effected by magic words or pleas.

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>>38009037
No.

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>>38008990
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "humans are suffering in Lescartie" was just ultimately just an excuse because the extremists don't want to say the real one out loud. They didn't give a shit about the terrorized peasants in Lescartie and the disasters in Polove, before they had an angle to benefit from it lmao

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>>38009007
That's what you're missing, the Order pretty much never wins these battles. They either retreat or all get captured by monsters. The Order remains as powerful as it is simply because fights with monsters are limited and mostly happen when the Order initiates them, enabling them to not lose so many men and women that they can't function.

And the chief god's teachings are that monsters are excluded from the rules of chivalry, mercy, etc. that are to be extended to humans. So yes, "kill monsters" is her primary order regarding them.

Planned mass executions of monster prisoners (again, likely of civilian monsters) are noted to be one reason the extremists will act immediately to invade a place, so attempts to massacre monsters do happen, just not as a result of won battles.

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>>38009115
Lecastie is an objectively better place after the invasion, so who gives a shit.

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Gold Creeping Coins are nice, but you know who the big bitch really is? The silver ones.

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>>38009115
It can be both. It was noted that the monsters will sometimes intervene in human conflicts where there'd be great loss of life.

They do genuinely care about the well-being of humans even outside of their territory, but they don't seem to intervene unless forced, with the exception of the extremists. And we know it's because they care that they have a more extreme attitude.

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>>38008118
30, bald, skinny nerd, interested in magic, comfortable with lolicon. Damn it Sabbath! Open the portals already!

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>>38009115
>They didn't give a shit about the terrorized peasants in Lescartie and the disasters in Polove, before they had an angle to benefit from it lmao

Keep in mind this is a world far larger than Earth. The Extremists can't be everywhere at once, plus Lescatie was not so corrupt until more recent years.

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More Lescatie talk eh? Well I guess it was said before. But Lescatie IS basically Medieval Feudal France with all the Knights and Chivalry stereotypes, yes?

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Shut up and post foxes.

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>this conversation
Ugh this is why I dislike /tg/
I'm going to sleep

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>>38009042
>liz gets armor and weapons smashed in battle
>liz is defeated
>thinks it was worth it because now he will smash her
>he doesn't and leaves her in the cholera mud stew of the battlefield
>liz scrapes together broken armor to hire highly paid specialist mercenaries
>they live on the other side of the world and don't have phones
>liz has to journey to them and pay for it all with her broken trash inventory
He will get married or die before she can hire some ninjas. Besides, lizard is too thirsty to leave the man. Stalking her worthy opponent and schlicking off in the bushes is the price she pays for defeat.

>"I was freed from the jail of sexual disinterest, but my new prison is shame. My new prison is shame!"

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>>38009199
The main issue is how 90% of the posters itt have not and will never read the goddamned source material.

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>>38009199
I thought it was pretty good until the claim that the extremists didn't care about Lescatie.

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>>38009191

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>>38009237
>He will get married or die before she can hire some ninjas.

Odds are he won't marry if he's a monster's fated partner. And if he dies then its time to hire a necromancer.

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>>38009244
>the claim that the extremists didn't care about Lescatie.
Which is insane considering how many of them were recruited directly from Lescatie itself.

The heroes and heroines of Lescatie were """corrupted""" by the monsters because they knew that what the Order was doing to their country was wrong.

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>>38009259
ran is best fox and is a great choice to be your oneesan

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>>38009244
I'm enjoying it, let's keep going.
>>38009239
Perhaps it's just been a while since they read it and they want something to talk about.

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>>38009259
>"Oh no! Looks like a yummy little boy got tangled up in my tails. Whatever will I do with him?"

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>>38006984
A Sith needs a Pad-awoo-n.

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>>38009292
just play dead, she'll lose interest

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>>38009191
Nyet, we must post jinko/fox hybrids to maximize this year
Imagine, muscle foxes with tiger stripes

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>>38009311
Normal Jinkos are better.

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>>38009274
They couldn't care less before heroes from Lescartie started fighting against them successfully and that's a fact.

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>2 days into the new year
>Waifu already updating her plushie and figurine collections with Tigers
I'm gonna get her back for this somehow

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>>38009259
>>38009278

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>>37999811
No because their entire schtick is being the token furry races. Might as well bite the bullet and commit at that point.

>>38009199
Don't sleep naked Anon, that attracts the bats.

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>>38009311
>>38009317
What are some Jinko sub-species?

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>>38009310
>implying you'll still be of sound mind after getting mofu'd

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>>38009317
You're just asking for the chuff, fluff menace.

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>>38009350
Probably jinkos based on the various locations you can find tigers in.

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>>38007692
I've looked for this in the wiki but couldn't find it. Maybe the guys who run it could add a category for that sort of thing.

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>>38009350
polar jinko, bigger, fluffier, and pudgier than their sisters that live in warmer regions, well versed in the art of cuddlefu and snugchi

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>>38009329
Which coincided with things getting bad in Lescatie, so they had no reason to be concerned about human suffering there beforehand either.

Not to mention that monsters are not all knowing. They likely weren't even aware of how bad things were for people in Lescatie until shortly before the invasion. Note how Kyask had to do a lot of information gathering.

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>>38009329
>successfully
Think about what you are saying. In the early days of the current DL"s reign, the Order soldiers were unable to strike down monstergirls because they knew it was wrong to kill those who only want peace and love.

If the Order is beginning to produce soldiers capable of fighting and killing monstergirls without hesitation, then it would mean going against everything the Order is supposed to stand for. Those soldiers would need to be twisted, violent, and irredeemable sociopaths. The sort that would just as soon slaughter humans as they would monsters.

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>>38009376
Look, up in the deep winter mountains they have to do a lot to keep warm

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>>38009120
>terrible w/l ratio
Ah the fumblingest conflict possible. If the Order told Neethovah to screw off they would be more interesting.

So where does this leave lizards in battle? She loses the duel but the DL defeats or forces a retreat from the Order. She's either got a POW someone koshed for later, or he's running off with an entire army. It's a very shitty coin flip.
>>38009280
This. There isn't much focus on the Order etc. It is easy to forget about them. Don't know why KC gave them magic that doesn't even work, why bother?

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>>38009292
rape him what are you stupid?

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>>38009373
A category for tweets? It'd be a tall order as there's a ton of them. I don't think any one place has organized them all, and a lot of them are machine translations.

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>>38009237
Anon this is MGE, everybody gets a happy ending when monster girls are involved, just because you’re too stupid or edgy to understand that doesn’t mean it’s not true.

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>>38009433
This desu
>NOOOO!!! PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER AND ARE HAVING SEX! HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENNING?!?!? I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

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>>38009403
>So where does this leave lizards in battle? She loses the duel but the DL defeats or forces a retreat from the Order. She's either got a POW someone koshed for later, or he's running off with an entire army. It's a very shitty coin flip.

I'd wager lizardmen prefer one on one duels with traveling fighters rather than taking part in fights with the Order anyway, but I fail to see how your scenario is all that shitty. If she wins but wants to keep him then she gets to train him up to meet her standards. If he wins then she has lots of options to claim him later.

>Don't know why KC gave them magic that doesn't even work, why bother?

Their magic works like any other regular magic, but monster mana and monsters in general have distinctive advantages (and always have, monsters beating humans has been the norm in the setting ever since monsters were created, it was their initial purpose recall).

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>>38009271
>be victor over lizard
>did not give it up to her before buying the farm
>dies and comes back from lewd afterlife
>because all afterlives in MGE are 2lewd
>sees nervous virgin lizard
>no thanks, I'm good
>fucks off back to heaven so the pile of angels can get back to super raping him
How can lizards ever compete with (un)holy girls? They can't. Life is hard for lizards.

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>>38009413
That's pretty cool.

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>>38009471
If that guy really is that lizard's fated one, none of this would happen. The world would be working for the lizard and her love.

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>>38009471
There isn't a lewd heaven so much as a underworld managed by Hel that you stay in for a while before you get reincarnated. The realm of the other gods and angels is not a place humans usually go.

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>>38009396
There's plenty of monster types that form raid parties or randomly attack people, and they also constantly do the more subtle infiltration stuff like distributing corrupting items and fruit or just straight up leaking DE in human areas. Not to mention the extremist faction that ironically provides more proof to human factions about monster aggression. Non-sociopathic human soldiers who are ready to fight and even kill them out of duty shouldn't even be rare.

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>>38009524
You shouldn't be here either but here we are.

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>>38009433
Schlicking in the bushes while stalking him is part of her cunning plan. A plan so cunning you could marinate it in jam and call it a bartomez. Sadly, you are too dense and oversensitive to understand this.

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>>38009524
>Non-sociopathic human soldiers who are ready to fight and even kill them out of duty shouldn't even be rare.

Certainly, but such misinformed human soldiers make ideal husbands. Monsters love such well-meaning men and are keen to educate them. And since the men don't really want to kill so much as believe they have to, they're quite susceptible to the charms and genuine love of monsters.

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>>38009413
Palmtop Tiger Samurai

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>>38009524
>Non-sociopathic human soldiers who are ready to fight and even kill them out of duty shouldn't even be rare.
OH NOES THE HECKIN HOT GIRLS ARE SAYING I CAN HAVE SEX AND BE HAPPY? NOOOOOOO!!!! I MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!!
>t. Chud

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>>38009524
Anon, I'd advise that you stand perfectly still. It's for your own good.

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>>38009413
>>38009564
oh shit BEEG TIGER

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>>38009524
You are your retarded kind have never been welcome here, go back to fapping to ntr and guro since you’re clearly incapable of letting good things happen even in your ideal fantasy world.

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>>38009590
I want to tease a cupid by dodging alll her attempts at sniping me and mocking her as well

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>>38009563
Are they misinformed, if they've heard all the rumors of monsters seducing you and then taking over your country or taking you as a slave?

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>>38009413
Sauce? Yandex, Google and Saucenao wont cooperate

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>>38009671
She's from MGQ Paradox I think.

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>>38009507
It is her fault for being lazy and not fighting harder. She was fated to do more push ups! The world should aid his love of hot angel puss!

>>38009517
By Eros you lie! What of the promise of 72 houris for striking the infidel? Even the perfidious sinners in Hel are rewarded with attractive women! Behold!

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>>38009647
Yes because the monsters want their husbands to be happy, too.

You seem to believe life is a zero-sum game, and the happiness of one person must imply the misery of another. It's a rather bleak worldview.

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>>37995642

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>>38009647
>NOOOO!!! WHY MUST I LEAD A HAPPY AND FULFILLING LIFE WITH A HOT WIFE THAT LOVES ME AND WILL NEVER BETRAY ME!!! THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY AAAHHH!!

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>>38009564
Fluffy

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>>38009647
That's not what people in the Order taught, and not what monsters do (aside from seducing that is). They are taught that monsters seek to ruin humans, that the men seduced by them are killed, etc.

And as noted before, Lescatie was a case of self defense. Monsters don't take over without strong reason, even the extremists don't (wild monsters may convert a land to a mamono realm for more selfish or minor reasons, but that doesn't involve taking over leadership of the nation).

And if they are told men are treated as slaves, then yes they are misinformed (since "slave" is simply a term some monsters use for their husbands, but they do not live as slaves).

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>>38009700
You're misinformed on a couple of points. Hel is the goddess, not a place, and while banshees are her underlings they seem to reside in the living world as their purpose is to guide people into becoming undead.

And the man with 72 houri wives got them while he was alive, not in the afterlife.

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Go to sleep already. I can't get any sleep when I'm busy worrying about you not getting any sleep.

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I will never understand why so many people stick around MGE even if they dislike its most central aspect.

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>>38009835
nips

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>>38009470
>husband husbandry
I know monsters are very liberal but this never fails to amuse me. The prisoner context makes it even funnier. The claim him later option leaves the door open for John Wick lizardmens so I can't complain. Still looks to be a hassle, after she put in so much effort into getting stomped. Assuming lizards don't throw their duels.

>Their magic works like any other regular magic
I remember Order magic failing to work on monsters...Double checked. Most of the Order magic is weaksauce or monsters have a better version. And of course Orderites get double lewded if the magic backfires etc.

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Find a spider.
Cum inside her.

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>>38009859
but i wannna do the mating dance instead

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>>38009859
What if they find you?

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>>38009784
I know, just playing around. The undead thing really turns everything into a confusing mess.

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>>38009847
Seriously. I prefer the softer version of the world you get reading between the lines, but it's a paradise (or will be after the DL wins). A host of gods working together to bring peace to the world, actively taking action for individuals who need it (preventing drowning, death, guiding people to love, etc). As long as your a decent person, you're basically guaranteed to eventually get seduced or captured by the good guys, who want nothing more than to love you and spend a long life of sexual bliss. Those in power (lilims for the most part) don't care about money or power like humans, and genuinely care about everyone.

These conversations are fun until that one anon comes and starts being an edgy shitposter. You can't even freeze to death in this world for fucks sake.

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>>38009859
Ok then what?

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>>38009835
Look at the lines coming off of her. Gazer-chan is shockingly irritated!

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>>38009874
Sometimes you get to do the mating dance, Sometimes you just walk into her web.

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>>38009848
Goo is her clothing

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>>38009849
>I remember Order magic failing to work on monsters...

If you mean Evil Obliterating Incantation, that's a specific chief-god enabled spell that simply doesn't work anymore due to how different monsters are now (among other reasons). Regular magic any mage can use, like mana shots of ice or fire, will (if equal amounts of mana are used) going to be as strong in the hands of a human as a monster. Monsters just generally have more mana and thus can put more power into their spells.

Most spells can be learned by humans as well as monsters, it's just that some types (like nymphomancy) usually require the user be taught by a monster.

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>>38009910
You'll get a bunch of these soon!

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>>38009910
Carry your new daughters around like a wolf spider

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>>38009920
NIPPERS

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>>38009909
>You can't even freeze to death in this world for fucks sake.

Well you can die from the cold, that's one reason cold region monsters rescue people after all.

Glacies and ice queens can freeze people to death, but they choose not to do so.

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>>38009911
>The stupid human is being stupid again
>He's doing things that are bad for his health

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>>38009955
You kind of just repeated what I said.

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>>38009971
Ah, I assumed you were speaking as if the cold regions had rules like the parts of the ocean Poseidon controls, i.e. her powers make it so that you literally can't die from drowning.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the winter jinkos in the city.
They've learned to try and lure you with warm pastries and hot drinks.

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>>38009924
Chief hieromancy is hackable by Fallen hieromancy; the reverse isn't true afaik. That isn't much of a competition. As far as normal sorcery, you note that monsters have the mana advantage.

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>>38009989
I was. I was under the impression that the glaciers were preventing anyone from freezing in their territory. Like you just kind of fall asleep or something until you're rescued, but you don't actually die.

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>>38009349
She looks like a crazy shonen villain, she even has the hair. Nice.

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>>38010002
I thought that was specifically just the cold glacies shoot out to feed on humans, not the cold of the region specifically.

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>>38009963
>keeps filling her anon with tarry aphrodisiac stimulant
>complains that he doesn't sleep enough
>inhales doughnuts
Where did he get such unhealthy indulgences? It is a mystery wrapped by E. Nigma.

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>>38010033
I thought it was both. I think in another snippet about monster territory was a blurb about them having complete control over their domain similar to Poseidon. If they sense anyone freezing they prevent it and send someone to rescue.

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Let's race-mix a hellhound with a baphomet and a lilim!

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>>38010134
boring, lets mix a lilim, a tentacle, a bogie, and an angel, throw her in the oven for two hours and see what we get whens shes baked and ready to go

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>>38010070
Hmm, reading through the section on the realm of ice I am not see any mention of this. There is one in the ice queen's profile, but that is specifically them calling their underlings to save someone right in front of them who is about to die from the cold, not about their powers preventing the cold from killing them (indeed they call in their underlings because without help the person will die).

Not that this really matters, the end result is much the same. You're pretty well guaranteed to be found before you die from exposure in the snowy regions, thanks to how many monsters patrol looking for people in trouble.

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>>38008934
Super cute Kikis. Damn you're telling me Greenworm Anon shades his shit now?
>>38009043
Apparently that's her daughter, a goth kikimora who is embarrassed about being dressed up by her mom

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>>37995642
Guys, I gave my Kiki a week-long vacation for new years and now she's mad. Why is she mad, I thought I did a good thing for her.

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>>38009995
IIRC, it's said in WG1 that magic used by monsters is vastly stronger than similar magic used by humans, which is attributed to their mamono mana, so it seems they have both the quantity and quality advantage even when it comes to normal magic.

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>>38005170
>and MGE Girls could go OldSkool on some bitches.

Nothing stops MGE girls from going old school in MGE to protect their husbands. Comfy hugbox rules are suspended when protecting your husband from a serious threat. And with Hellhounds it is implies being killed for trying to harm her husband is more common than surviving, with the "sight of hell" being the best scenario.

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>>38005170
>not a big 2hu-er but iirc husbandos

Wait.... 2hu girs are after husbandos? I thought it was just a random supernatural girls world with no emphasis on the girls seeking men or men being wanted there.

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>>38010514
I don't think that's how that works. Casey is pretty explicit that monster girls never kill unless they have literally no other option.

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>>38010609
Voice to text fails me again.

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>>38010514
Which "hell" is that again, was it the sex zombie purgatory or the googlorgy that time forgot?

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>>38010609

It isn't like Hellhounds are out to kill, more like they just dont hold back a lot when protecting. Remember, they see their husbands as super fragile, so even an ass that is just trying to punch or slap her husband, will be seen as attempting to kill or cause serious injury. Not that they are out to kill, I imagine they just punch all out or at least with a good portion of their strenght and Hellhounds are so strong that the chains they have in their breasts are actually heavy, but doesn't even pull the breast down because of how strong their bodies are. I imagine getting kicked or punched hard by an angry girl that is so strong her skin overpowers heavy metal, is not very suvivable.

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>>38010609
>>38010617
That’s the Baphomet’s name, it’s all coming together now.

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Invade Ionia you said
It’ll be FINE you said
>gets charmed raped and married by foxes
FIIIIINE YOU SAAAAID

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Any stories where hellhounds actually protect their husbands?

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>>38010705
A Champion would be able to take a punch like that and shake it off. The same goes for an Incubus. So only normie humies would fear a fight, worry about getting damaged, or possibly die. Ironically, the normies don't have a chance of damaging her husbando, the Incubus. She murderizes them for no reasons. For shame, Heckdoggarino, for shame.

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>>38010705

Each time I read about how strong Hellhounds are and that it is actually canon, it gets me so horny.

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>>38010776
>Ionia
>not getting raped by houri and kunoichi
Pathetic.

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>>38010782

Here is one:
https://medusafag.com/2021/03/17/my-guardian/

Hellhound bouncer waifus an anon that asks her to protect him, then bitchslaps order woman that tried to slap him.

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>>38010794
I know right?
It is no surprise that I am a slut for big hounds

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>>38010705
This seems like headcanon to justify some edgy violence fetish. Monster girls don't kill period, unless there's no other option. All MGs love humans and see them as mates or soon to be fellow monsters. Hellhounds see humans as weak and something to be protected. Therefore, while one would certainly ruin the day of anyone dumb enough to fuck with her husband, she'd stop once he was incapacitated.

KC has repeatedly said that MGs see Order soldiers as misguided souls who should be brought into the fold. You seem to imply that hellhounds would ignore this fact that they're just leave a trail of bodies.

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>>38010881
>If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.

The "even" part suggest that surviving is odd. But I guess given how the profiles are made from interviewing monsters, maybe Hellhounds just spread the myth that if you try to touch her mate, you are likely to get killed, even if they don't actually do it. I do thing however a severe beating for trying to harm her mate, could actually happen.

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>>38010881
>>38010930

See >>38010787. A Hero or Incubus has nothing to worry about. A normie could be toast. A normie couldn't harm her husbando.

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>>38010930
I think that last sentence is supposed to be read as "you'll survive bthis.

Again, this isn't KC's One exception to the hugbox.

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>>38010998
"You'll survive this, but..."
Mobile just isn't working for me tonight

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>>38010930
I think the "even" there is more like a "Even though they (probably) won't outright kill them"

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>>38010782
Beast's roulette had them traumatize a bitchy woman

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>>38010528
Even if the 2-Hoes aren't actually trying to steal her Husbando, a Mamono will still automatically be defensive in a world that is mainly single female magicians etc and doesnt see a lot of available guys.
Plus outside the DLs realm she also doesn't have the safety of other girls staying hands-off Anon because of his 'married' mana signature.
>She is gonna deep-fry any bitches that even come close to the Dragon's Husbando

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Female cougars make very terrifying screaming sounds to let men know they're in heat.

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Zzap

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>>38011019
I said this more surprised than anything, because I thought the waifu element in 2hu was non existant and neither was there any indication they are any easier to make them fall in love than a 3d woman.

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>>38011086
Why can't I have this

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>>38011112
Yeah the 'waifu-ing' of 2Hus takes place outside Gensokyo in irl-weeb-space, so they aren't as dangerously horny as meeting a different group of mamonos.
But Mamonos will still be possessive and defensive.

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>>38011058
Apparently the same thing also happens with Mamono hag-kots.
[Boom-tish]

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>>38006545
How do you have sex near NPC? I thought you can only fuck in your home, hotel and a bench in werecat forest

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A yandere baphomet would be terrifying.

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>>38011426
what's a goat going to do, gnaw on my shirt?
i liked that shirt

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>>38011086
Oh no! I'm CONNNNDDUUUUCCTING

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>>38011450
Next is your driver’s license

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>>38011086
I need raiju ass on my face.

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>>38011086
It's really weird, Raiju really plays into my "constant super lewd/masturbation" fetish but all the art of them is just cute shit.
How am I meant to coom to this?

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>>38011532
Coom with your heart, not your dick

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>>38011086
Good Raijus, that don't fry my PC, get pats.

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>>38009420
>It'd be a tall order as there's a ton of them.
It obviously should be lore stuff only, there are not that many lore tweets. I think the previous wiki had translated Q&A section

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>>38011532
>just cute shit
I'm not even a raiju fan but this image tugs on my heartstrings. She just looks so happy and trusting. I wish I could be that husband for a MG

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>>38011566
>>38011581
But my heart is cold and closed off, I can't coom with that.

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>>38011591
yeah i hear you. i just drift off to sleep having pleasant thoughts of being raped by a jk raiju in
a subway

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>>38011591
How about this?

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I think there's a dormice somewhere in my office, because I can't stay awake.

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>>38011619
I want this but reversed.

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>>38011779
Have you considered compensated dating with pyrow cougars?

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>>38011791
i suppose i was needing a side hustle

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>>38011791
No

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>>38011619
Anon, no! I just want to fuck monster girls and not fall in love with them!
I can't handle another heartbreak.
And other things to say that will make monster girls go berserk.

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Is there any cool mg c99 stuff?

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Do you think jinkos color their fur? Like they dye it kinda like a tattoo? Or maybe recolor themselves on special occasions like Christmas colors?

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>>38011971
Portals opened for c101 so there was a whole bunch of new amateur MG artists trying their hand and although the art was good, the plots were all a bit samey.

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>Hot, steamy, sweet, dormouse breath