Nobody likes Seija

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Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 00:23:05 No.37973897 [Reply] [Original]

Nobody likes Seija

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 00:25:25 No.37973920 File: 269 KB, 2048x2048, __kijin_seija_touhou_drawn_by_amedama_ameme__6709369b0a85b5ddda6bb8bdc1bd0dc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37973897 shes a retard

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 00:31:06 No.37973994 >>37973920 but she beat half of Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 00:36:41 No.37974069 File: 805 KB, 1015x1345, ETDraDMUcAAUxSq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not even Seija likes Seija

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 00:49:00 No.37974167 >>37973897 girl shoulda stuck to flipping burgers

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 01:16:45 No.37974496 File: 196 KB, 1111x1089, 1634392317308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37974167 she flips you off instead

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 01:41:52 No.37974859 File: 1.86 MB, 1764x2540, 1614385502008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seija is the type of a girl who pushes you away and acts abrasive at first, but will become your devoted wife once you win her over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 03:38:46 No.37976268 File: 387 KB, 400x797, IMG_20220101_113800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shinmy does!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 04:34:28 No.37977219 >>37976268 But does Seija like Shinmy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 04:58:59 No.37977705 >>37977219 She likes Shinmy's chocolate so its okay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 05:19:08 No.37978075 File: 475 KB, 1200x1683, 1619540932450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37974859 That sounds pretty sussy,

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 05:29:22 No.37978292 >>37978075 Seija is not black

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 05:33:43 No.37978389 >>37978292 who said she was?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 10:24:23 No.37982272 File: 279 KB, 1450x2048, __kijin_seija_touhou_drawn_by_kyouda_suzuka__f8416801da2caa90afc4ade72e37c2ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seija hates you!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 10:49:01 No.37982499 Can she flip gender?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 1, 2022 17:32:28 No.37985951 >>37982272 me?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 04:40:36 No.37992670 Amanojacute

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:02:33 No.37993566 >>37982272 Same

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:36:04 No.37993779 >>37992670 I read this as amanojaculate

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:40:40 No.37993809 >>37973897 Right. I LOVE Seija!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:42:58 No.37993833 >>37982272 Wait does that mean she likes me or...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:47:15 No.37993856 >>37982272 Look like I'm finally gonna get laid

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:49:24 No.37993867 I fucking hate Seija. I hate her with all my strength!

Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 07:55:25 No.37993895

The most cruel fate this universe has to offer is being forced into passionate sex with Seija and then accidentally falling into a long term relationship with her where you have no choice but to have intercourse with her hideous, disgusting body on a regular basis. Hopefully she would allow me to die after only a short period of that. The absolute worst case scenario would be getting her pregnant by accident and allowing her to give birth to a hybrid demon baby. That is my worst nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 11:52:19 No.37996390 >>37982272 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 2, 2022 12:28:05 No.37996977 File: 2.88 MB, 1654x2155, 1628951689055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seija a cute!!! Parsee-fags are kidding themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 04:00:00 No.38009384 >>37996977 Why are Parsee-fags kidding themselves?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 04:08:46 No.38009472 >>37973994 retard strength

Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 04:12:20 No.38009520
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>>37974859
Seija is not some stock romcom tsundere! Seija is an incredible and admirable girl! An amanojaku that lives and acts as she pleases, without a care for what other people think about her! A youkai that pursues her goals with drive and ambition, regardless of who or what stands in her way! That's the Seija I love, the great amanojaku who aspires to flip the world on it's head!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 04:21:48 No.38009609 How do you think Seija smells?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 04:53:55 No.38009927 >>38009609 What do girls smell like?

Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 04:54:36 No.38009932
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>>38009609
Not bad, but certainly not like perfume or flowers. She probably washes her clothes and bathes in river or pond water.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 05:35:51 No.38010285 Seija's little feet smell so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 08:02:14 No.38011361 >>38009520 This. She might be my Touhou oshi, but she is not my choice when I want to fap. Its Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 13:25:26 No.38016461 File: 440 KB, 731x934, 216e4b168628e82a1f4c3605a1d3a92b1e99ab5d9d87f66c07e516ea53f89611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seija is cool!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 14:24:50 No.38017300 File: 536 KB, 980x948, IMG_20220101_113806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38016461 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 18:51:47 No.38020113 File: 849 KB, 1748x2480, __kijin_seija_touhou_drawn_by_himajin_noizu__c80b525074e91e222b2d2b9ddc2d895c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to give Seija an unexpected surprise

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 19:07:48 No.38020244 >>38016461 Is she doing the Sonic Adventure pose?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 19:32:25 No.38020437 >>38020113 Congratulations on your pregnancy, anon. Because she has an ability to reverse situations and no time to wait around for 9 months.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 22:42:50 No.38021954 File: 120 KB, 600x900, 1637692827738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 22:47:02 No.38021975 File: 2.33 MB, 3541x2508, 1610874267798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 3, 2022 23:31:57 No.38022342 >>38021954 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 00:43:10 No.38023066 File: 1.53 MB, 900x1599, Seija thinks you're cute!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38021975 >Virgin Walk Vs CHAD STRIDE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 01:23:31 No.38023512 >>38021975 >>38023066 Actually it's the virgin walk vs the chad defy gravity anon.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 01:26:07 No.38023549
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>>38023512
Gravity is for asshats, anyways. Best start floating around, ignoring gravity and all that, like Seija does, you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 01:29:41 No.38023594 File: 1.71 MB, 1500x2000, 49349598_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38020244 That's the pose of high-impact amanojaku violence.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 01:39:14 No.38023697 >>38020244 That looks nothing like the sonic adventure pose you fuckin idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 01:49:04 No.38023796 File: 64 KB, 710x669, FDSmk2wXMBEAWc7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38009384 I have a friend who is a big Parsee-fag that always calls Seija a "fucking terrorist", and that post was directed at him

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 01:51:20 No.38023824 >>38023796 but she IS a terrorist, so I wouldn't really consider that a criticism of her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 03:18:42 No.38024708 File: 74 KB, 423x601, CeEmP1vUAAEY9Ub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seija's wild, untamed hair It has never known the touch of a brush nor comb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 09:53:09 No.38027383 >>38023512 >>38023549 Alrighty then. >>38021975 >Virgin Walk Vs CHAD GLIDE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 10:42:22 No.38027803 File: 807 KB, 1600x1924, 1628286498661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna lick Seija's sweaty armpits whether she wants it or not!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 4, 2022 21:53:16 No.38035296 File: 60 KB, 768x1024, DJBz7quVAAAKXI2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38020113 Seija is too small and malnourished to properly support a growing child!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 5, 2022 07:39:40 No.38040197 >>38023066 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 5, 2022 10:24:53 No.38041402 File: 2.11 MB, 1709x1542, 1626114147082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine drinking with Seija...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 5, 2022 17:28:56 No.38046747 File: 368 KB, 1620x1245, 1636748068901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38041402

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 6, 2022 04:46:54 No.38052892 File: 880 KB, 900x1100, 1616132444982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 6, 2022 19:31:31 No.38061362 File: 46 KB, 1200x630, 1624629798900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 6, 2022 19:37:49 No.38061429 >>37974859 Reminds me of my mom who used to be the same kind of woman back in 80s. At least according to my dad. Now I want mommy Seija gf so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 7, 2022 01:11:12 No.38064612 File: 680 KB, 1375x550, 1634198118696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38061362 You have a full picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 7, 2022 01:27:24 No.38064801 File: 495 KB, 1280x1839, Grief_Orb_23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the best Seija doujin, and why is it Grief Orb?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 7, 2022 05:05:25 No.38067425 >>38064612 No

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 7, 2022 07:38:42 No.38071532 >>38041402 >>38046747 What would drunk Seija be like? I'm kind of scared. Would she act up tight and cold?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 7, 2022 09:20:46 No.38073737

>>38071532
She'll probably rag on you for always trying to act like a nice guy and go on a massive rant to antagonize you, but in the end she'll get all touchy feely and calm down. But don't take advantage of that, or she'll kick your ass after she sobers up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 00:15:42 No.38083230 File: 117 KB, 850x850, 1615584456419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 04:48:57 No.38085777 File: 1.63 MB, 1488x2100, 83443416_p02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My utmost desire is to see Seija happy and fulfilled in her purpose, and I would happily make enemies of anyone and everyone, and be used as a tool towards that end

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 04:58:56 No.38085850 File: 417 KB, 1000x1000, image_2022-01-07_235851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38083230 how did this get past the anti-repost filter? last time I checked you couldnt repub the same image in the same thread lol

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 05:04:42 No.38085887 How do amanojaku reproduce? Amanojaku hate doing anything that makes others happy so they would all hate sex. So how do they do it? Do they just sort of pop into existence? Maybe reproduce by budding or binary fission?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 06:10:13 No.38086298 >>38064801 Did Shinmyoumaru said something or I'm hearing things?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 06:11:52 No.38086306 >>38085887 They seemed like a type of onis, so maybe 1 out of many born onis are born as amanojakus?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 06:30:35 No.38086454 >>38086306 So they are like retard babies for onis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 07:01:13 No.38086685 File: 432 KB, 1000x999, 1640772041214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38085850 dabs on you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 07:07:29 No.38086729 >>38073737 But that just sounds like a normal drunk woman

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 22:39:12 No.38096989 File: 85 KB, 807x775, 1627101002695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleeping with Seija!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 8, 2022 22:47:07 No.38097108 File: 417 KB, 1000x1000, image_2022-01-07_235851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38085850 >last time I checked you couldnt repub the same image in the same thread lol You can.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 9, 2022 01:19:23 No.38098744 >>38085887 Amanojaku reproduce by shooting spores from their spore glands that grow into tiny amanojaku.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 9, 2022 07:15:17 No.38101963 File: 1.41 MB, 1111x1500, 73851134_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The obstinate, defiant amanojaku that spits in the eyes of the strong! KIJIN SEIJA!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 9, 2022 16:12:18 No.38106347 File: 71 KB, 600x847, 355f22b3871872b227a08335de8e3d817d24ba3588ee998c949942fe938be906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38085887 They just have to make the experience as unpleasant as possible for the other person.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 9, 2022 16:34:06 No.38106581 >>38085887 They either do it while they're sleeping (like Succubis & Incubis), or straight up rape

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 9, 2022 20:48:59 No.38109050 >>37973897 She wouldn't let me like her anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 9, 2022 20:52:12 No.38109082 >>38106347 Then how would they get the male to cum?

Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 00:28:27 No.38111111

>>38085887
Maybe they reproduce through parthenogenesis like the marbled crawfish. We haven't seen any male amanojaku so maybe there aren't any. It would also make since if they laid lots of eggs because amanojaku would not like raising their children.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 01:12:13 No.38111536 >>38086729 Correct

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 04:09:57 No.38113032 File: 43 KB, 400x900, 1638224776865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38111111 Then how come Seija loves her mom so much? Also checked, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 04:24:14 No.38113174 File: 44 KB, 400x900, 1616065890156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38113032

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 04:25:15 No.38113186 File: 43 KB, 400x900, 1619702816537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38113174

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 15:39:05 No.38119602 File: 102 KB, 253x447, IMG_20220110_233820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will she do with this newfound power?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 16:07:01 No.38119861 File: 540 KB, 1030x1500, 1641830817279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at this dumb b*tch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 16:17:36 No.38119970 >>38113032 Not cannon. An amanojaku could never love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 10, 2022 17:18:17 No.38120613 File: 1.17 MB, 1447x1019, 1636977923822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38119970 She mellowed out and grew up. One can't be edgy for too long.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 11, 2022 10:26:07 No.38130800 >>37973897 Bump to like Seija

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