/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>home from college
>mom walks in on me playing Imperishable Night, see Wriggle explode
>after dinner i'm ostracized by family for being too violent and aggressive, despite the fact I've been sitting in my room all day
>little brother walks in after playing paintball with friends, covered in red paint
>try to use him as an example of their hypocrisy
>nobody listens
>making me go to therapy

[Necrobrotent No.]

I heartily laughed.

You made my night anon.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

Greentext threads here too?

Damn

[tristan !tzara749YA No.]

>stomps upstairs to room
>slams door
>blogs about it on /jp/
>wonders why stupid family thinks playing touhou makes me more violent than paintball
>laughs at the idea of self needing therapy
>masturbates to wriggle_getting_raped_by_200_futa_dicks.doujin

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it the first line is the only one green?

Upgrading to FF3 was stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>underage
You fail here.

[五角场！？ No.]

>sips tea
>reads thread on /jp/
>sips tea

[Anonymous No.]

>masturbates to wriggle_getting_raped_by_200_futa_dicks.doujin
source

[Anonymous No.]

Bro, why would you play touhou in front of your parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3796275
Are you fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to /v/ with this shitty >greentext action shit. Or alternatively, Gaia.
>punches compture, is 300 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>3796302
Are you doubting that such a thing exists? It might! It just might! Don't crush my hopes so easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3796230
It's copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>home from college
>sisters ignore me for an hour or two until I actually try to talk to them (normally they're all happy and clamoring when I come home)
>little sister not even 13 tells me she's into yaoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>3797992
>little sister not even 13 tells me she's into yaoi
Feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3797992
Turn her into a shotacon instead.
She probably likes those femmy men anyway, so it's not that hard of a jump, but it makes a big difference. For starters, she'll be interested in guys her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3797992
Show her bara.

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>wakes up
>climbs into chair
>posts on /jp/
>plays/reads/watches Japanese media while posting on /jp/
>gets tired
>posts on /jp/
>gets more tired
>climbs into bed
>sleeps
>repeat ad infinitum
Feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.]

My father is odd. He's seen me play Touhou all the time, has no problem with it.

He even found my stack of doujins once, told me "The blue fairy thing sure was cute before she was stuffed with dongs" and pre--ordered a Reimu Figma for me as a birthday gift.


Yet, he still freaks out when I try and watch a slasher movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050
I want your father to be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3797992
>home from college
>sisters ignore me for an hour or two until I actually try to talk to them (normally they're all happy and clamoring when I come home)
>little sister not even 13 tells me she's into yaoi
>I tell her I'm into futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050
you're father is from yurop

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>3798050
Wow... that's... weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050
>"The blue fairy thing sure was cute before she was stuffed with dongs"
Hahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050
Your father is godly

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050
>"The blue fairy thing sure was cute before she was stuffed with dongs"
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050
>"The blue fairy thing sure was cute before she was stuffed with dongs"

This made my day.

[Anonymous No.]

Which doujin involving blue fairy being stuffed full of dongs was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050

Hahaha, Oh wow. Your father must be completely dense or naive. My dad would just shrug off and go back to his newspaper.

[Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798101

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798050

At least he knows you're not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>3796230
I feel sorry for you, man.

Except I was allowed to watch porn and violence with my parents when I was 9.

HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.]

>Home from college
>Watched "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" together with my little sister
>My cool Grandpa came from out of town and we all had ribs for dinner
>Watched TV with the family and everyone went to bed happy.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a copy pasta.

[None !Emiya21qOA No.]

>Not home from college
>Drinking alone
>Posting on /jp/
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798142

[Anonymous No.]

>talk to friend to make plans for a semi-reunion of friends
>hear her go on and on about Twilight instead
>attempt to try to ignore it
>attempt not going well but success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798348
You poor bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3796230
I can't help but find that face amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798356
I'm just hoping that said friends we're meeting up with after x amount of years don't talk about that too. Or said girl's mother if i end up seeing her too. (Why would you take your family to see twilight. Whyyyyyyy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798366
You're fucked.

[None !Emiya21qOA No.]

>>3798366
My mom reads the Twilight series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798390
Then I pray for you. God help me if mine ever does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798390
Thank god my mom never will. Sucks to be you.

[Anonymous No.]

why does a single mention of twilight instantly derail every thread or conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>been a NEET for 5 years
>posting on 4chan at 2:30am
>playing games
>nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798418
Because it is like cancer.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY

[Anonymous No.]

>get up
>sit in truck for two hours
>help friend work on truck
>when i say "help", I mean stand around and talk
>put oil in my car
>watch House on DVD

[Anonymous No.]

This is the only Twilight that exists http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnDW97nEXc

Remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798480
WELL WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3798551

You're a nut. You're crazy in the coconut.

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>3798575
That's not a rhyme, that's repeating the whole word. What's wrong with you?

[None !Emiya21qOA No.]

>>3798582
>What's wrong with Arc
Really?

Just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>wakes up
>plays games, browses internet, talks online
>eats
>sleeps
>reviews stuff for weak ass job
>repeat indefinitely

my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798617
What do you review?

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>3798642
Video games, I'm guessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up at 3pm
>turn on the laptop
>browse TT, pixiv, and danbooru
>browse easymodo 1-20 pages
>pee and brush teeth
>take a look at the refrige for something good
>find nothing and get back to your room
>browse 4chan 'til dinner
>play VNs and some shit 'til 2 to 3 am
>Go to bed. Having thoughts why is my life so shitty but good at the same time
>sleep


FEELS GOOD MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798661

>browse easymodo 1-20 pages

Youuuuu faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>finally have free time to catch up on eroge
>waste the entire night F5ing /jp/

[None !Emiya21qOA No.]

>>3798661
I have no idea how many times I just decided not to eat because I looked at my bare refrigerator and got depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798677
This is me with anime this weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798677
This is me every day. I'm a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798677
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>wake up at 8am, set alarm to 10am
>>wake up at 10am, set alarm to 11am
>>wake up at 11am, set alarm to 12am
>>wake up at 11:45am and turn off alarm
>>roll around in bed until 12:30pm
>>get up, check webcomics, facebook, and youtube
>>eat breakfast at lunchtime
>>play xbox (or PC)
>>go to work for 7-9 hours
>>come home at 11pm, re-check facebook, youtube
>>play xbox until 4am (OR browse 4chan until 4am)
>>bed

>>Party with the bros every Tuesday, Thursday, & Saturday. Go out to eat, watch movies, and play the vidya games together while laughing at eachothers girlfriends and/or personality quirks.

Life is good, even if it's repeptitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798713
Normalfag spotted.

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>3798713
marisagetout.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798713
You lost? What are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798713
i wish i had that 'get out of /jp/' image macro saved right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798713

>facebook, youtube
>bros
>work

0/10, /v/. This is /jp/. Liars don't welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798738
don't you be dissing youtube nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798735
Here, I'll help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCwkl1zwp8

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798754
>12 views

you made this didn't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798745

Stop commenting youtube with Kawaii ^__^ and shit, you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798769
...what

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798768
Like it's hard to sort by upload date.

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

>listen to U.N was her
>sister come in the room and tell "hey it's a remix of McRoll ?"
>sister, i'm dissapoint

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

>listen to U.N was her
>sister come in the room and say "hey it's a remix of McRoll ?"
>sister, i'm dissapoint

[Anonymous No.]

Your parents are retarded and so are you.

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798718
>>3798723
>>3798734
>>3798735
>>3798738
Oh my god I'm the best not-actually-trying-to-troll-anyone-but-somehow-still-ending-up-doing-it-anyway EVER.

As for responses, here they are:
>>3798718
Normal? Hardly.

>>3798723
see >>3798751

>>3798734
I'm exactly where I want to be, thank you very much.

>>3798735
also see >>3798751

>>3798738
/v/ spawns dicks in the real world, I've come to find that I hate people who browse /v/ with a passion. I knew this guy once whose /v/-inspired lifestyle pissed me off so much that I can very well liken myself to Parsee due to how much I loathe him and his success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798754
>called bad apple by touhou
>by touhou

touhou at her computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798808
retard spotted

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798813
Heh, if it makes you feel any better, I have two younger sisters, and one of em has a day that goes something like...

>>wake up
>>school
>>home from school
>>eat at PC while checking webcomics
>>TOUHOU
>>TOUHOU
>>TOUHOU
>>PoFV against Big Brother
>>TOUHOU
>>Scarlet Weather Rhapsody against Big Brother
>>homework
>>dragged away from homework by Brother to watch youtube clips
>>homework
>>bed

She's pretty much an exact replica of Patchouli; physically frail, massive bookworm, knowledge of all things, inability to prevent her stuff being stolen by others, general complacency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798888

She's going to get raped someday, and you will be powerless to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798888
I really don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798888
give me her AIM/MSN/Yahoo please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798888
Is she any good at SWR?

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798895
Speaking of rape, at work today I punched the lights out of a guy who tried to abduct a little boy. The boy's mother gave me $200, but I turned it down.

"JUS DOIN MY CIVIC DUTY MA'AM."

[Anonymous No.]

>Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
>Rest forever here in our hearts
>The last and final moment is yours
>That agony is your triumph

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798895
Beware of the floor ahead. >>3798903

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798908
Yeah, she can kick my ass at it, actually.. Something I don't usually admit to, but hell, you blew my cover so I might as well tell. We haven't been able to play lately because we actually broke the gamepads we normally used to play it, too much intense button smashing, combo punching action apparently..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798922

I remember who you remind me of now: saigaguy
What a shiteater he was.

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798903
Sorry bud, she hasn't reached the point where she finds the need to date. (I think... I mean, lately she's become rather... corrupt. But that's something else entirely.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798931
How is she corrupt?

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798929
Yeah? Well you remind me of gay.
Just kidding, I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

man this guy tells great stories

[Anonymous No.]

get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't have parents to disapprove of him.

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798939
Sorry, that's outside the scope of this conversation, it would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Actually, she's not really being corrupted at all, she's just adjusting to the real world. Y'know, the one where girls are sex objects, everyone swears, drugs'n'shit are common and available if you know where to look, and THOSE. GODDAMN. SCENE KIDS. ARE EVERYWHERE.

e.g. highschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798962
You're fucked.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>wake up
>eat
>school
>back
>play vidya
>browse /jp/ while watching animu or amerikanski series
>sleep

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798968
Not really, to put it in terms you might understand, she's evolving from Patchouli to Ayayayayaya. A lot more... flaunty. But she still plays the vidyas with her Onii-chan, so it's all coo.

[Furukawa Nagisa is Mai Waifu !NAGISAKjgA No.]

Why would any of you be worried about what your sisters did with other guys anyway? Unless she's whoring herself out, then there's no need to be worried.

[eek !SYLPH2qXy2 No.]

>>3798050
>The blue fairy thing sure was cute before she was stuffed with dongs

hahaohwow.jpg

Nothing like an easygoing relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798978
She's not Aya until she's capable of toying with you when you play her.

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798985
EXACTRY!
Patchu-Aya sister isn't a whore, she's just being an average highschool girl (WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE CRAZY GIANT ROBOT vs ALIEN SUPERPOWER ROCKSTAR LIFE AFTERSCHOOL CLUB).

The Tewi-SLUTnae sister, however... THAT one is gonna be found dead in a ditch within the next decade. I swear, she'd gonna be a hooker, a drug addict, or something along those lines before she gets outta highschool. All she cares about is what her 'friends' think of her, she completely disregards the rest of teh family, only using us to try and further her own wants and desires. I am dissappoint.

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3798996
Does "kicking me in the neck when I graze her spellcards" count? What about "stealing my facebook password and rickrolling all my friends while I'm at work"?

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>126 pages to read by tomorrow
>take a nap at 5:30pm, set alarm for 6pm
>alarm goes off, ignore it and sleep another 4 hours
>wake up at 10pm, still no reading done
>alright, one game of touhou before I start reading!
>IN extra stage, doing really well, no deaths yet
>fujiyama volcano
>die 5 times
>rage
>too pissed off to read now
>go on 4chan until 3 am
>go to school the next morning, self-righteous prof bitches about how i didn't read for her oh-so-important class.

[Furukawa Nagisa is Mai Waifu !NAGISAKjgA No.]

>>3798998
The typical sister these days.

When I have kids, I'm going to discipline them well. That is, if I do. Which is rounded to 0%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3798998
>implying Tewi isn't a good girl
Fuck you!

[None !Emiya21qOA No.]

>>3799014
Come now, I only read for class so I could troll people who hadn't read up to the required point. Sometimes I read ahead so I could piss off most of the class nonchalantly in random responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799014
who the fuck takes a 30 minute nap? it takes me like 10 minutes to fall asleep when i'm dead tired.

[New to Touhou No.]

>>3799027

[Anonymous No.]

>sleep until noon or later
>wake up and take a shower
>browse 4chan
>go to class
>more sleep or browse 4chan
>browse pixiv
>eat
>work
>come home and shower
>browse 4chan and watch animu all night
>go to bed at around 3:00 AM
>rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up at 6am, set the alarm for 8am and go back to sleep.
>Wake up at 8am, set the alarm for 10am and go back to sleep.
>Wake up at 10am and don't bother with the alarm anymore, go back to sleep.
>Finally wake up at 12.
>Try to find something to eat, find nothing, skip eating until dinner
>Touhou, Visual Novels, Anime or Gaming until 1am
>Go to bed, think about definitely going to school the next day.
>Repeat indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up at 8am
>breakfast
>class
>lunch at 12pm
>class
>homework
>dinner at 8pm
>daily indoctrination from Keith Olbermann
>more homework
>shower
>free time from 11pm-12am
>sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking quit it you shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>eat
>brush teeth
>browse the net/play games for 4 hours
>eat
>browse the net/play games for 6 hours
>eat
>browse the net/play games for 6 hours
>shower
>sleep

Repeated over the past 5 years. Throw the occasional fapping in there and we're all set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799142

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, a bunch of weeaboos who fail at life, who would have thunk it?

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>Wake up at 6:17 AM
>Get dressed
>Check email
>Brush teeth
>Catch train to shops
>Buy breakfast
>Eat breakfast
>Catch 7:40 train to school
>Class
>Come home
>Check Pixiv, chill
>Remember homework at 10 PM
>Do homework until 1
>Sleep

Other stuff may be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up at 8am
>Dress myself up in my armani suit and take the ferrari to work
>Work at a fancy lawfirm on a skyscraper getting paid $250 an hour, dealing with gorgeous, socialite clienteles who only come to me so they can sleep with me
>get off work by 2pm, since I get paid so much that I only need to work 5 hours to make a living
>get home, change into comfortable clothes
>go to the mall, buy anime dvds and figures with my money
>come home, and browse /jp/ and play touhou on my $10,000 dollar computer
>watch anime until 2am, go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>shuffle into computer room
>check various news websites
>check forums and email
>check /jp/
>shuffle into bedroom
>watch some tv
>take a nap
>wake up
>eat something
>shuffle into computer room
>check various news websites
>check forums and email
>check /jp/
>eat something
>shuffle into bedroom
>watch some tv
>go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799196
ten thousand dollar dollars, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799196
It's nice to dream, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3799251

It was made my alienware.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you have your own board, /v/? Stick to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up to read the thread again, New to Touhou sounds like a cool guy. Just make sure your sister doesn't go down the wrong paths!