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HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>> No.3795634

>HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO?
always gets me

>> No.3795632

The Gilgamesh one was better.

>> No.3795641

>>3795632
I don't think I've seen that one.

>> No.3795638

Even though this is some shitty variant of that copypasta I can't help but laugh.

>> No.3795643

UNKAWAIINESS

>> No.3795667

>WATASHI
what are you? pussy? real man refer themself as boku.

>> No.3795681

>>3795667
real men refer themselves as "ore"

>> No.3795688

ore wa gundam da

>> No.3795689

>>3795622
> EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO
Always cracks me up.

>> No.3795714

>>3795688

Boku ga gundam da

>> No.3795759

thank you, Anon- I thought I was having a tough time learning Japanese, but I feel great about my progress after seeing your post..
and take the fucking caps lock off...you do not impress anyone.

>> No.3795840

gommenasai ananimasu, my name is ken-sama
dozo

>> No.3796118

>>3795622
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱに
ぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱに
ぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱに
ぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱ
にぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱにぱに

>> No.3796133

>>3795759
i didn't learn it at all, just watched animu, and i understand about 90% of words.

>> No.3796140

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
always gets me

>> No.3796166

>>3796140
KUSO WA HONTO NI CASHU!

>> No.3796175

>>3796166
>CASHU
I FUCKING LOVE CASHEWS.

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>>3796192
Scheiße! War SO Bargeld!

>> No.3796218

>WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH

very sugoi

>> No.3796229
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3796229

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

>> No.3796236

>>3796192

Ok...wow. Why do people do this? It makes me sad in the pants.

>> No.3796258

>>3796229
>she's very short on cash I'm afraid
Get's me everytime.
More than
>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
from OP's copypasta

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>>3796236

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>>3796259

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>>3796312

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>>3796323

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>>3796356
Wat?

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>>3796400

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>>3796484

>> No.3796541

>>3796534

Put away your boobs, Mokou.

>> No.3796547

>>3796534
Mokou dressing out to get ready for cosplay.

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>>3796541

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>>3796534

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>>3796561
Problem?

>> No.3798172

>WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S
Holy fuck.

>> No.3798619

ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES.

Missed an opportunity for "seppuku"

>>3796192
God damn that bitch is thin and a flat chest as well... I would be jealous but there's something freaky about her face... Well, also 3d bitches are always such cunts so no thanks. Almost worth fapping to maybe though. Except the face. Shitty face.

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