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Hey /jp/, have you ever had a mmorpg waifu?

I had one, she left me about a month later with our son.
She just wanted a priest slave with children skills

>> No.3792484

This is the exact reason I don't play MMOs under any circumstance.

>> No.3792483

Back there i had many...
feels good man ;_;

>> No.3792485

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsikPswAYUM&feature=popular

somebody already took it seriously

>> No.3792487

I don't play mmorpgs because I am not a normalfag.

>> No.3792488

>She just wanted a priest slave with children skills
adachi.jpg

>> No.3792495

No, because I can't communicate with people on MMOs so I resort to playing solo and that gets boring fast.

>> No.3792498

>>3792495
A lot of people on MMOs won't even communicate with you if you want them to

Either they're korean or they're the type of person who only says lol to everything you say

>> No.3792500

Ok call me an idiot, but what is an "mmorpg waifu"?

>> No.3792502

Yeah, and I'm not proud of it.

She was technically old enough to be my mother, and was married and had a child.

>> No.3792508

>>3792500
A girl that you in a moment of weakness end up following around and healing all day.

>> No.3792509

>>3792495
This. It's not that I'm afraid of talking to people or anything, it's just that I suddenly realize I've spent hours on it and not met a single person ;_;

>> No.3792510

>and was married and had a child
That's pretty hot, do you fantasize about her? Cyber'd?

>> No.3792513

>>3792508
This is a level I'm not comfortable with...
I thought we have achieved an enlightenment that we wouldn't be fooled by a guy pretending to be a women in a game.

>> No.3792515

But did you have a cybersecks with your mmorpg waifu?

>> No.3792519
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3792519

I just married myself to abuse the marriage skills of mana transfer so I could solo nonstop.

>> No.3792522

>>3792510
Yeah, we did cyber. And she ...did some dirty stuff for me on webcam...

>> No.3792526
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>>3792522

>> No.3792529

>>3792522
>old hag makes you see her disgusting hole on web
do not want

>> No.3792530

>>3792519
Come to think of it, I've never seen porn with priestess and monk, they should make some with FSN "mana transfer" and all that.

Or hell, I'll even take prist + female monk

>> No.3792534

I've never cybered.

Thank god for drunks.

>> No.3792536

>>3792530
I think there is. That's why i love ro, best fan h-content in mmo games.

>> No.3792551 [DELETED] 

>>3792479
please stop spamming Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com thanks

>> No.3792552 [DELETED] 

>>3792479
please stop spamming Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com thanks

>> No.3792561

>>3792529
Yeah, I know, I don't think I'd want to do it again..

But that's all behind me now! I no longer play MMOs, and no longer talk to girls..er... except one. Damnit.

>> No.3792568 [DELETED] 

>>3792481
please stop spamming Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com thanks

>> No.3792572

Fuck no. 95% of women playing MMOs are fucking whales.

>> No.3792575

Oh xration, why must all of your hentai devolve into wild monster rape orgies?

I know that feeling of the lack of communication all too well.
I'm trying to get a merchant up at hodes and 99/100 people there are either agi knights who are quite possibly bots or fagballs dragging around a dozen alts on their main who have no interest in anyone else.

This isn't a recent thing.

>> No.3792577

>>3792572
>Fuck no. 95% of women playing MMOs are actually fat men.
Fix'd

>> No.3792613
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3792613

>prist + female monk
You are now imagining yourself, a priest chilling in the Emperium room when suddenly your hot blooded monk waifu burst in, grabs you by the collar and throws you onto a nearby bed before jumping on top of you yelling “Semen, now!”

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>>3792613

Sounds hot.

>> No.3792636

>>3792572
Its not like you gonna see them irl or such. Also asian players are quite rare at being fat.

>> No.3792677

>>3792613
This is why you don't play priest.

You play crusaders/paladins. Good luck trying to beat a a paladin as a monk/champion (80+110-ish def, 30% reduction, defender, reflect shield, auto guard, buttload of health and self heal) one-on-one without resulting in a double KO.

I never had a monk/champ waifu, but I want one... just for those damn sexy, bouncing breast. On the other hand, I had about six priest waifu in my entire RO adventure... most of them ended up to be retarded since they doesn't know how to run when getting hit and/or are their secondary characters that they rarely play.

>>3792636
>>3792577
>Fuck no. 75% of women playing MMOs are actually fat men, 20% of women playing MMOs are actually skinny men.
Fixed.

>> No.3792691

>>3792677
How many of said skinny men would look good in women's clothing, though?

>> No.3792702

>>3792691
If they are using female sprites - 100%
If they are wearing it in real life - less than 5%

>> No.3792712

>>3792691
100%. Nothing plastic surgery and pads/breast implants can't fix.

>> No.3792843

>>3792482

Never. I'm a scholar so I can just make as much mana as I like.

>> No.3792901

>I'm a scholar so I can just make as much mana as I like
Yeah well I'm a biochemist, I can shove blue pots down my waifu's throat weather she likes it or not

>> No.3793030

I just played an Acolyte and laughed at no less than four 99/70 retards trying to get me out of their castle and failing horribly. I think it took the Sniper an entire minute before he figured out that he can't hit me under Pneuma. The Stalker had a Storm Gust that took a year to cast. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, they rallied their entire guild on me. I love brazillians and pinoys.

As for wifes, autogynephilia demanded I play female characters exclusively so I was usually the waifu. That wasn't as fun as WoE fuckups, though.

>> No.3793045

>>3793030
well you sure are cool playing on that private server

>> No.3793058

>>3792482
On every RO server a few.

>> No.3793064

>>3793058
Get out Rance Dev.

>> No.3793074

I used to play as a female character and make much money off gullible retards.

>> No.3793130

>>3792575
But OP's pic didn't devolve into monster rape.

2 thugs take turns raping her while the other holds down the groom, forcing him to watch her as she breaks.

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