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3790708 No.3790708 [Reply] [Original]

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Hong_Meirin

I was just reading up on the official words about Hong Meiling. I find it cute that she accepts frequent human martial artist challengers who wishes to prove their skills in fair duels. Not many Youkai share their hobby and wisdom with humans. It's also cute that she is generally friendly towards humans (in fact the most friendly in the SDM gang) unless you interfere with her work, i.e., tring to get in the mansion. Otherwise she is happy to idle chat with you if you talk to her. I can't stop fantasizing what her human martial art challengers are like and if there are any romantic interests from either side.

>> No.3790723

she's not real dude.

>> No.3790727

>>3790723
SHu... SHUT UP! TOUHOUS ARE REAL! GENSOKYO EXI~STS!

>> No.3790733

>>3790723
what the fuck, spoiler tags man

>> No.3790735
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3790735

If you know this guy Meiling..... I'd think twice if I was you.

>> No.3790739
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>>3790723

>> No.3790744

I guess if Reimu is the character you are supposed to identify with, then Meiling's the character-from-home-who-you-find-in-a-different land.

>> No.3790785

>>3790708

Ohh if only I lived in Gensokyo, I would go tthe Scarlet Devil Mansion and challenge Meiling in a fight. I'd lose horribly but vow to best her one day and I camp out in front of the gate, challenging her everyday, and chatting with her and helping her guard the gate against slacker witches and meddling mikos and we would live happily ever after.... oh god I'm so lonely

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3790796

It's cute how accurate the offical word is in that she will not attack unless you try getting in to the mansion.

>> No.3790798

>>I guess if Reimu is the character you are supposed to identify with
But Touhou fans think Reimu is a Villain Protagonist.

>> No.3790805

>>3790744

You're supposed to identify with the innocent Youkai she's constantly beating up.

>> No.3790831

>>3790796
;_;

>> No.3790840

I realized after reading Meiling's 12.3 ending that she's the most human and relatable character in the entire series.

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>>3790735
"You.... You guard the place? You can top me from getting in....?"

"INTERESTING"

>> No.3790848

>>3790840
that's one of the fighter's right?
i never played them

>> No.3790857

I bet Marisa would do her best to teach you magic if you managed to get to her house on your own and camped out in front of it long enough.

>> No.3790862

>>3790735
>>3790845
Baki's dad is such a brogre.

>> No.3790871

>>3790857
She'd beat you bloody, rob you, and toss your body in the forest.
Or grow mushrooms out of your corpse.

>> No.3790897

>>3790735
>>3790845


Who is this guy?

>> No.3790919

>>3790871
Marisa is far too good of a girl to do something like that... at worst she'd chase you off.

>> No.3790922

>>3790897
Yujiro Hanma, baki's father from the series grappler baki.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baki_the_Grappler

>> No.3790923
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3790923

>>3790897
just your regular, typical, day-to-day martial artist

>> No.3790926

Is it ever stated in canon that Meirin is treated badly at SDM, or is that just fanon? Her conversations with Remila in 12.3 seem to suggest they get along pretty well.

>> No.3790927

>>3790785
She'd grow tired of you and kill your annoying ass.

>> No.3790930

>>3790923
Wait a second, now he looks really, really familiar.

>> No.3790936

>>3790927
Meiling would never do such a cruel thing.

>> No.3790940

>>3790926
iirc she actually pretty senior in the hierarchy

>> No.3790949
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3790949

I wish Meiling would develop a romantic relationship with this guy.

>> No.3790952

>>3790796
AW HELL NAW

I'd kill them.

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>>3790949

>> No.3790963
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>>3790955

>> No.3790968

>>3790936
Ignorance is bliss~

>> No.3790975
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>>3790708

She has only one romantic interest.

>> No.3790981
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3790981

>>3790963
Oh fuck now I remember

Fuck

Fuck

FUUUUUUUCK

I wish I didn't.

>> No.3790992

>>3790949
How the hell does he look like that and yet his son looks like he has downs?

>> No.3791007

>>3790708
What is OP's pic from? A doujin?

>> No.3791015

>>3790981
I did post his name.

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>>3791007
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=573811

>> No.3791059

>is generally friendly towards humans

It's all a facade to lure them in with a false sense of security and then she eats them.

>> No.3791080

>>3791058
Aw thanks man!

>> No.3791083
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3791083

Hand to hand fight between Hong and Big Boss

Holy shit it's making me giddy just thinking about it.

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3791093

>>3791083

>> No.3791110

>>3791083
Sexy

>> No.3791116

>>3791083

It would only end in one thing, sex.

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>>3791083
He would get distracted...

>> No.3791130

>>3791119

I think you got it backwards there, bud.

>> No.3791132

She is in Japan, she uses her Japanese name Kurenai Misuzu now.

>> No.3791142

>>3791116
Youkai only see humans as meat.

>> No.3791143

>>3790796
You son of a bitch, why would you do that?

>> No.3791155

>>3791130
Oh? She would get distracted? And by what per say?

>> No.3791167

>>3791155
Are you serious?

>> No.3791171

>>3791167
I dunno....are YOU?

>> No.3791173

I remember when Meiling used to be cool. Then fanon came and ruined everything.

>> No.3791182
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3791182

>>3791083
You need something more rigged than Big Boss if you want to fight China. You need someone with hax power level like Son Goku

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3791183

Would Meiling get a nose bleed seeing this?

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>>3791155

>> No.3791196

>>3791182
>Big Boss
>Not rigged
>He's died three times already.

>> No.3791199

>>3791196
He does not die when he is killed.

>> No.3791206

>>3791173
If you can't ignore fanon when it displeases you, there aren't many likable touhou characters. If any.

>> No.3791209

>>3791206
This.
Oh my god, this.

>> No.3791221

>>3791132
Something people don't already know:
Her name kanji 紅美鈴 is pronounced Hong Meiling in Chinese, but these same kanji can be pronouned as Kurenai Misuzu in Japanese.
Since Japanese people don't know the Chinese reading of her name, they just read her name in the Japanese way "Kurenai Misuzu", or simply just "China".
Meiling herself insists that it should be pronounced in the Chinese way though, "Hong Meiling".

>> No.3791233
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Meiling vs Ryu

>> No.3791249

>>3791199
inb4timeparadox

>> No.3791295

>>3790708
A fairly young youkai who loves her homeland much.

>> No.3791313

What would it be like to be bros with Meiling?
I'm not talking about a romantic relationship. Like a trusty fellow soldier in a war zone, you watch my back I watch yours, someone you could rely on with 100% trust when facing adversities.

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>>3791313
I wish to do this with Meiling....

>> No.3791364

>>3791313
Considering the way she guards the SDM, I wouldn't count on her to watch my back.

>> No.3791368

Meiling makes a good Bro.

>> No.3791393
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3791393

She makes a nice girlfriend. Just look at her delicious body figure.

>> No.3791399

>>3791368

Don't you mean the BEST bro?

>> No.3791469

>>3791313
>>3791368
>>3791399
And here we fucking go. I've got a great question! What would it be like to be BROS with Anonymous? Anonymous would make a shitty bro.

>> No.3791501

>>3791469
Anons could be unexpectedly reliable when the right time comes.

Fighter Heroine: "Oh noes! If we don't stop this computer, the world would be destroyed!!! We're doomed!!"
Geeky anon steps forward from a dark corner: "No we're not." *Cool/Heroic music plays*

>> No.3791524

>>3791501
anon is a shitty bro bro

>> No.3791548

>>3791501
Anon: "In order to stop this computer, I alone must stay behind this chamber and work on it. You go on without me."

Fighter Heroine: "But this place is going to blow up in any second now! We have to escape!"

*Anan does a sad smile and press a button that ejects the Heroin to safety.*
*Anon looks at world-destroying computer*

Anon: "Now it's just You. And me. BRING IT ON!" *Heroic final boss battle music plays.*

>> No.3791551

>>3791469
>>3791524
Anonymous has their useful talents too.

>> No.3791555

>>3791548
anon realizes his only knowledge of computers is using windows to obtain porn.
the entire world dies a horribly gruesome death

>> No.3791570

>>3791548
FALLOUT THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.3791574

>>3791555
>>3791551
>>3791548
>>3791524

Protip: the computer has a security system in the form of THE BEST VN IN THE WORLD. You must successfully get the True Heroine end without dying or else the computer kills you.

All those hours of fapping to VNs came in handy after all.

>> No.3791575

>>3791548

but what good is the heroin if you aren't alive to inject or sell it?

>> No.3791578

>>3791570
it's not MY destiny

>> No.3791595

>>3791555
Man, you'd make a shitty bro. Tons of Anons are good with computers.

>> No.3791611

>>3791595

I have evidence otherwise and it is /g/.

GENTOO GENTOO GENTOO

>> No.3791621

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwtASYeer8Y

This boss battle music plays in my head.

>> No.3791640

>>3791621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_BMxc1rvc

Boss music at its BEST

>> No.3791664

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UNTW8hFcpk

Man, I thought you guys were playing this.

Whatever, I'll go listen to this on loop for hours, alone...

>> No.3791666

Some Touhous I'd really love to see in a fighter game, even though it'll probably never happen:
Shiki
Mokou
Rinnosuke
Tewi
Keine(EX)
Sariel
The angel-like youkai in PCB, the miniboss in white dress
ZUN

>> No.3791667

>>3790723

You're just jealous because someone like you would most likely not be gapped over.

>> No.3791676

>>3791666
how could you not know lily's name

>> No.3791677
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3791677

she eats humans.

>> No.3791690

>>3791677
ZUN disagrees. Meiling spars with human martial artists.

>> No.3791696
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>>3791666
>The angel-like youkai in PCB, the miniboss in white dress

Lily White?

>> No.3791697

>>3791676
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

amnesia

>> No.3791706

>>3791666
Rinnosuke = ZUN

>> No.3791714

>>3791697
How did you lose your memories, Anonymous?

>> No.3791723

>>3791714
Car accident.

>> No.3791727

>>3791723

Wait until you discover it was no accident.

>> No.3791730

>>3791723
At least you're alive.

>> No.3791732

>>3791723

By car accident, you mean "traumatized by severe anal rape?"

>> No.3791747

>>3791690
so a miko is not a human?

>> No.3791770

>>3791747

No, they have to register specially, like mutants.

>> No.3791778

>>3791730
haha you got that right. But every now and againmy head starts hurting like a motherfucker ever since.


>>3791732
Failtroll. By the way, traumatization doesn't make you loose memory, retard. Let's see you survive a head-on collision at 80mph and live with your brain to tell the tail. Wanna try it? Didn't think so.

>> No.3791780

>>3791770
so a youkai eating mutant...

china is a cannibal.
also mutants=humans in the food chain. anything that eats one, eats the other.

>> No.3791782

>>3791778

Why wouldn't I try it? If all goes well I can go on disability and neet it up for the rest of my life.

>> No.3791795

Could Kenshiro beat Meiling?

He IS the motherfucking fist of the north star afterall.

>> No.3791800

>>3791795
Kenshiro knows humans' pressure points, but does he know a Youkai's pressure points to land his attacks successfully?

>> No.3791804

>>3791800
he beat kaioh with brute force

>> No.3791805

>>3791800
He could just keep attacking and touching every part of Meiling's body until he finds the effective parts.

>> No.3791807

>>3791800
He doesn't need to strike pressure points to win.

He's got that crazy Ki shit he uses on Souther. Was like a Hadouken.

>> No.3791812

>>3791782

>why wouldn't I try it?

Truly, you sir, are a retard. That's like saying "why wouldn't I jump off of a 40 story building?"
Gee, I donno, maybe, uh, death?
Idiot.

>> No.3791817

>>3791782
You got a car? Go for it.

>> No.3791824

>>3791812
Considering the amount of suicidal people here that are too pussy to take their own lives, it wouldn't be odd for someone to not fear death.

>> No.3791827

>>3791812
>implying I have anything to live for

>> No.3791829

>>3791812

40 is a bit much. Top of an 18 wheeler will do the job nicely.

>> No.3791846

>>3791829
So you're willing to leech off of the taxpayer's money and do harm to yourself at your own personal and senseless gain?

Not only you're scum, you need to go to a mental hospital.

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>>3791846
better yet...

>> No.3791859

>>3791846
Oh no, my taxpayer money! Republican sighted.

>> No.3791861
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>>3791827
DARKEST GREENTEXT
DARKEST GREENTEXT
DARKEST GREENTEXT
DARKEST GREENTEXT

>> No.3791864

>>3791855
Yeah, seriously, go do it. You're set for life if you survive, and you're released from life if you don't. It's win-win!

>> No.3791869

>>3791846

I'd rather not go back. It wasn't nowhere near as fun as they described it to me. Bunch of nuts in there.

>> No.3791887

>>3791855
Oh, now you're implying that at ME?
I just came from there not too long ago. Thankfully, I was fine even after the big accident. Though I lost my licence for a few years due to self security reasons, and insurance making me hell to pay for my car. Other than that, I've realized how valuable life is, even for a NEET.

Let me tell you something. You don't know how happy you really are, and how much there is in your life until you loose it. Don't make the stupid mistake. You will regret it.

>> No.3791922

>>3791887
implying to
>>3791782

i won't make that mistake, but if i will be sure i wont live to regret it.

>> No.3791942

this thread is crazy man, crazy

>> No.3791944 [SPOILER] 
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3791944

Alright, alright, back to discussion about Meiling and her interaction with humans.

>> No.3791953

>>3791944
she eats them.

'chinese people will eat anything with legs save for tables, and anything with wings save for airplanes'

>> No.3791955

>>3791944

Shit just got real.

>> No.3791962

>>3791944
You arn't allowed to kill Reimu.

But that doesn't mean you arn't allowed to beat her up.

>> No.3791969

>>3791922
you won't be alive at all.
Being dead is like being ripped of your body's freedom.
You don't think, you don't laugh, there is no darkness or light. It's as if you don't even exist. NOT like sleeping. It's as if you're suspended from reality. When I was in my coma, I couldn't even dream; I was barely dead.
Everyone dies one day, so it can't be avoided. But if you want to make the mistake of riddening your body's freedom early, be my guest. I warn you, though. If you don't believe in religion, or if all of it is just senseless BS, you're in big trouble. Life is a gift that was granted to us by chance either way. Live it, then die.

>> No.3791978

>>3791969
My hair is a bird.

Your statement is pointless.

>> No.3791980

>>3791969
What is this bullshit? Get the fuck out of /jp/.

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>>3791978
doin it wrong

>> No.3791993

>>3791962
>You aren't allowed to kill Mokou

fix'd

>> No.3792023

>>3790708
>I can't stop fantasizing what her human martial art challengers are like and if there are any romantic interests from either side.
>Remilia x Sakuya x Meiling xD

You're a faggot. I like the SDM group but if any of these characters are in your waifu category, you are in fact a faggot.

>> No.3792030

>>3792023
well then who are YOUR waifus, anon?

>> No.3792038

>>3792023
I don't think he mentioned anything about waifu, he just said it is interesting to imagine what the humans who fight her are like.
Humans fight her in martial art duels right? According to ZUN.

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>>3792030

>> No.3792047

>>3792042
chen's cuter brohah

>> No.3792048

>>3792042
Bestiality.

>> No.3792052

Kurenai Misuzu is 24/7 on duty, she can't have duels or go on a date.

>> No.3792057

You know besides maybe checking out one of alice's shows I don't think I'd intentionally interact with any youkai if I lived in canon gensokyo.

>> No.3792070

>>3792042
I too would prefer O-rin

>> No.3792074

Fuck danmaku. If I was training to learn magic, i'd fucking focus on my defensive abilitys before I even THOUGHT of coming up with spells that could attack.

>> No.3792079
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>>3792057
I would anon. I'd try to woo Yuka with some nice flowers even if I knew she'd definitely kill me.

>> No.3792083

If I was in Gensokyo...i'd dance an irish jig and shoot lasers form my dick.

Then i'd have sex with the EARTH ITSELF and lovingly raise the child born from this union.

>> No.3792086

>>3792074
But offense is the best defense

>> No.3792089

>>3792079
well yeah you had to kill those flowers to pick them.

BE LOGICAL!

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>>3792057
The temple is right next to town, you know. Hang out there, meet interesting people.

>> No.3792099

>>3792094
Yeah it be too crowded.

I could just sleep on a rock next to a waterfall or something and be good to go. I'm not a very active person outside of the basics.

>> No.3792106

>>3792086
I'd rather have a perfect defense, than the perfect offense.

Hurting other just isn't my style anyway.

>> No.3792110

>>3792086
Nah, the best defense is saving your game.

>> No.3792112

>>3792089
right... I'd bring some potted plants and plant them for her then. and maybe, just maybe she wouldn't kill me on the spot

>> No.3792150

>>3792106
You ever play Ikaruga? its a vert shooter that you can play defensively.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_W9sqktszg

I enjoyed it years ago.

>> No.3792151

>>3792112
Honestly, with Yuuka, I'd just... stay clear of anything having to do with plants except for admiring them at arm's length.

>> No.3792157

>>3792151
bring her some dead animals to use for compost
( ゚∀゚)

>> No.3792164

>>3792157
Like Tewi, Chen, Ran, Orin and Okuu?

>> No.3792166

>>3792157
fukken genius

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3792173

>>3792164
Orin only likes the dead because it reminds her how much she's alive.

>> No.3792193

>>3792150
That really suits my style. Rather than shooting down enemys, i'd rather just be able to ignore them and walk by, as they uselessly attack me.

>> No.3792223

>>3790708
Sometimes I forget Hong Meilin is a youkai.

>> No.3792232

>>3792223
The human village agrees.
If she looks like a human, talks like a human, acts like a human, then her vagina must be like a human's.

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>>3791978
>>3791991

>> No.3792239

Only tangentially related:

Heartful Nekoromancer = I fucking came.

>> No.3792249

>>3790708
You're looking sorta loved there....
Orange.

We know your secret, and know who you are.

>> No.3792254

>>3792193
You're not matching levels of offense and defense. You'll be trading a chance at killing someone for a chance to not die when getting hit. It's not like you'll be invincible, just as if you focused on attacking you wouldn't kill everything in sight.
anyway, danmaku is perfectly avoidable

>> No.3792266

>>3792254
>danmaku is perfectly avoidable
Not for you, landbound target.

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3792267

>>3792249
Meiling's long lost mom.

>> No.3792276

>>3792254
Looks like you have never faced Yuukarin before

>> No.3792278

>>3792266
I CAN DIG

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3792280

>>3792278
Digging won't save you!

>> No.3792288

>>3792280
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.3792299
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3792299

It pisses me off seeing Meiling with giant tits in every doujin I came across. It's not how it is in the game! Gee fuck1!

>> No.3792309

>>3792299
Only normalfags hate large breasts.

>> No.3792315

>>3792079
Serious question here.
I know that Youkai regard humans as food but where exactly is it stated that yuka kills everyone on the spot who goes near her ?

>> No.3792320
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3792320

Hong Meiling herself doesn't know this, but she has already obtained true happiness the way she lives her live.

>> No.3792324
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>>3792320
I don't know what to say. All the girls in Gensokyo has problems.

>> No.3792336

>>3792280
That is so hot

>> No.3792343

>>3792315
That isn't said anywhere.
What is said is:
>Threat level: Very high
>Human friendship level: Very poor
>She doesn't feel an atom of fear when fighting humans or youkai, and loves rubbing people the wrong way.

However:
>This class of youkai is not interested in the average human, and only pays attention to equally strong youkai or humans with special abilities.
>Luckily, she isn't interested in boring battles, so as long as you don't attack, set up a trap, or set her flower field on fire, you should be fine.

So yeah, even fanon treats her as a relatively 'stable' youkai (as opposed to say, Flandre) who won't attack without provocation. But if you do irritate her, she's very dangerous.

>> No.3792347

>>3792343
Oh yeah, here's source: http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Yuka_Kazami

>> No.3792383

>>3792343
If I were to woo Yuuka, I would bring rare flower seeds from the outside world.

>> No.3792404

>>3792383
She'd plant them inside your body and look at your gleefully every day as you decompose for the flowers to have the vital nutrients they need.

>> No.3792408

>>3792404

No, she would just make him eat them and then cause the seeds to sprout + take root in his belly.

>> No.3792411

>>3792404
I dunno until you actually break down your corpse lets out some pretty caustic shit. Might ruin the seeds.

>> No.3792413

>>3792408
Hey as long as its mouth to mouth like in that one doujin I guess it counts as a minor victory?

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>>3792404
Is it grim dark Touhou time now?

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