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23 november 2009

>> No.3788310

The tea is hot and my silly hat is on, let's do this

>> No.3788315

That was yesterday

>> No.3788316

The don't break the barrier until next year. Right now its just feeding the streams that will eventually cause things to slam together.

>> No.3788324

- Silly hat "Check"
- Frilly dress "Check"
- Life supply of tea "Check"
Ok, let's go!

>> No.3788328
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3788328

23 november 2009

strange humanoid heads pour out from CERN
Alice Detector

>> No.3788330

>>3788315
Relativity.

>> No.3788335
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3788335

The spreading of darkness from it won't be caused by strange matter.

>> No.3788340

It's November 25 dammit.

>> No.3788347

>>3788340

It's the 24th you >+4GMT faggot.

>> No.3788361
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3788361

July 2nd - Touhous cross the border and first contact is made.

July 3rd - All major cities are wiped out.

July 4th - We fight back...

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3788367

>>3788324
I GOT MY FRILLY DRESS ON
I GOT MY FRILLY HAT ON
I GOT MY RIBBONS ON
THIS SHIT HAS BEEN TOO LONG

>> No.3788372

In before resonance cascade/Combine empire

>> No.3788378

I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna hang with the Hakurei shrine gang.

Enjoy your slow and painful deaths because you think you can score with someone like Yuka.

>> No.3788384
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>>3788378

But she is youkai moe~

>> No.3788387

2010 : LHC is repaired and 100% operational.First controlled creation of stable micro black holes.
The Great Border begins to collapse.

2011 : First controlled wormhole connects Earth and the newly discovered dimension.
Early stages of automated exploration .

2012:
Gensokyo Border collapses.
The first Yukkuri are sighted in forests between Switzerland and France, near CERN.

2013: Yukkuri spread all over Europe. First sightings in Asia and America. All attempts to close LHC gaps are unsuccessful.

2014-2018 Pest control is useless. World food reserves nearly depleted.

2020-2024 First stage of project Exodus. Selected groups depart from Cern and explore the new world . None of them returns.

2026-2027 Yukkuri take over the Earth.

2028 Last efforts for a final expedition in Gensokyo... battalion returns with a stange childlike winged creature encased in ice...

>> No.3788396

>>3788378
>Hakurei shrine gang
A pack of "civilized" youkai, an oni, and a few sociopathic humans? No thanks.

>> No.3788404

I don't really want the Youkai here though.

The first thing that will happen is people are going to shoot at them, there will be mass killings everywhere. Fanatics and worshipers will go insane and suicide themselves.
Hysteria reigns until some lowly Miko tells us We're the stupid ones because youkai are what they are and we cant change that.
And then Humanity goes to shit.

>> No.3788410

>>3788378

I'd ask one of them why they're carrying an umbrella during the day.

*Dead in the first ten minutes of contact*

>> No.3788421

I don't really want the youkai here because that means mankind's faith in Science is weakening. As it is now, the barrier could break and we'd be mostly fine.

>> No.3788423

>>3788387
...We could just eat the damn things. End of the world's hunger.

>> No.3788430

>>3788387
A. You give the Yukkuri too much credit.
B. Most of them are edible. World hunger is ended.
C. Fearing something a 4 year old can kill is just silly.

>> No.3788432

>>3788423

Eat Yukkuri

Become Yukkuri

>> No.3788438

>>3788432
The Factory says no.

>> No.3788457

>>3788430
>>3788423

You don't take into account Yukkuri's rate of birth , and the potential destruction of the food chain and ecosystem.

>> No.3788461

>>3788457
You fail to realize how fast we can glass an entire country.

>> No.3788488
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>>3788461

>> No.3788496

Capture yukkuris.
Use them to neutralize all the trash that humanity produces.
Bean paste for everyone!

>> No.3788521
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3788521

>>3788457
Buddy. Don't you try to to school me on useless Yukkuri knowledge that really doesn't mean a thing.

I know how fast those little fuckblobs can breed.

But, I also know that the stupid ones out number the smart ones by leaps and bounds. The stupid ones that forget to feed their kids, the stupid ones that die because they take it easy too long, the stupid ones that will fuck themselves over long before we have to worry.
The Factory Bros weren't just having fun torturing those paste heads, they were lowering their threat level.

Two yukkuri could make 25 before the month is over, but there is a 90% chance none will survive the fucking week.

>> No.3788573

Hey, yukkuri canon dude, are you still alive?

>> No.3788576
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3788576

>>3788521
But this is a What If universe.

In this universe Yukkuri don't take it easy. They are badass.
Like the bunnies in "Night of the Lepus".

Goddamnit, that was a good movie...

>> No.3788583

Yukkuris invade the 40k universe, what happens?

>> No.3788595

>>3788583
Not even the chaos gods want them. The emperor is visibly disturbed. The Yukkuri consume all in their path.

The reckoning has come as the forces of chaos and order rally to defeat the abominations.

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>>3788583

>> No.3788600

>>3788595
And then... yukkuris clash with the nids.

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3788620

>>3788461
Nuke it easy!

>> No.3788639

>>3788576
Lol night of the lepus.

>> No.3788651

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blvIJVwDU_w

>> No.3788666

Am I there yet?

>> No.3788670
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>>3788576
Things from Japan?
Night of the Lepus?

We got this covered.

>> No.3788685

All of Project Touhou is actually a military training system and in a few weeks all the case files regarding Operation Imperishable Night and Danmaku Combat Systems will be declassified.

Then we'll hate everyone for trying to learn cookie-cutter danmaku techniques just by reading the documents.

>> No.3788714

>>3788685

NWO conspiracy to destroy the male race from humanity since it is men that rebel.

>> No.3789078

>>3788714
I somehow doubt that many people on /jp/ would mind being turned into little girls.

With silly hats even.

>> No.3789138

>>3788666
Not until you put your minecraft server back up.

>> No.3789355

>>3789078

hey, sign me up!

>> No.3789509

>>3789078
Well, I wouldn't like to be little girl, but sign me up to the silly hats.

>> No.3789528

>>3788361
Amazing wallpaper. Thank you

>> No.3789537

Do they have any japanese speaking scientists working on this project?

Will they be able to diplomance with Yukari when she finds them fucking around with Artificial Gaps?

DIPLOMANCY IS MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC.

IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE TO USE THIS STRANGE ART OF MAGIC, DO SO. MASTER IT.

I'm an apprintance diplomancer myself, and have talked my way out of many a terrible situation. It's the only thing that let's me keep in touch with reality as well, instead of becoming NEET. My job at the moment is basically convincing people to buy houses, but if need be I could convince a man to shoot himself, in all likelyhood.

Still developing my skills though. Gotta rank up!

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