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/jp/ I need help after faping to touhou I took a dump.. this time i bleed *very little mounts* of red blood *only when i whipe.

can people think what this is? it does not hurt or anything.. herp! do i whipe to hard? cancer.. anal cav ?

>> No.3783522

Could be just a rash.

>> No.3783531

it's lupus

>> No.3783537

>>3783519

It happens to everyone nothing to worry about.

>> No.3783543

>>3783522
>>3783537

Thank you guys soo much.. strted scring me a little, sagings soo this dont stay first page

>> No.3783558

>>3783519
Maybe your shits are so huge they tear your anus open.
Happens all the time for me.

Only solution is to shit more often, but I don't think it's that bad if it doesn't even hurt.

>> No.3783574

>>3783558

This.
They're called anal fissures if you want to read more on it.
You either:
a) Take a laxative so your cornhole will secrete the mucus necessary for a slippery, non-painful turd or
b) Stop trying to crack the porcelain with your shit shotgun.

>> No.3783577

Probably just minor anal fissure. Eat more fiber-rich food, roughage (vegetables), and use Preparation H until it calms down.

>> No.3783581

Stop sticking stuff up your ass when you masturbate.

>> No.3783586

>>3783558

Just think anal sex. Now you know how it feels.

>> No.3783603

I'm sorry, Anon.

You have worms.

>> No.3783622

>>3783586
But wouldn't you use lube for anal sex?
Also, my shits are way thicker than a normal penis. More like a cucumber.

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>>3783622
Fascinating.

>> No.3783656

>>3783622
If your shit was smaller than a cucumber, you'd be underage.

>> No.3783676

>>3783656
Except I'm twenty and fairly certain that would just flat-out tear open my sphincter. Unless I'm misjudging the diameter of a cucumber, which is entirely possible, on perhaps the bleeding is because of something that wasn't properly digested.

>> No.3783685

Piles and more fiber in your diet.
But bleeding out the ass is ALWAYS worth a trip to the DR. Ass cancer is pretty common regardless of age.

>> No.3783698

>>3783685
...Constant bleeding, or just bleeding when you crap? Because I typically bleed anything between a few drops to making the water look like kool-aid, but Preparation H is seriously helping. Haven't bled since I started using it.

>> No.3783711

>>3783698
get to the Dr dood seriously.

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I've had tiny amounts of anus blood before, there was always a good reason for it though. Like I'd held my shit in for way too long and it came out like petrified wood, or on one or two occaisions when I ravaged my asshole a little too hard. Be concerned only if it doesn't go away.

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>> No.3783917

WTF- stick to the topic - JAPAN
take your bloody stools elsewhere.

>> No.3784140

I feel for you OP

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/jp/ I need help after faping to hidamari sketch I came.. this time i bleed *very little mounts* of red blood *only when i come.

can people think what this is? it does hurt me extremely.. herp! do i fap to hard? nutbladder cancer.. broken penis engine ?

>> No.3784207,1 [INTERNAL] 

My ass bled today. I blame this thread for giving it ideas.

>> No.3784207,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,1
Were you too rough when pleasuring yourself?

>> No.3784207,3 [INTERNAL] 

I stick things up my anus while thinking of Jonesy and ZUN!bar.

>> No.3784207,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,3
That's disgusting, Sion.

>> No.3784207,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,4
But Sion doesn't use capitalization, Jonesy.

>> No.3784207,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,5
I've seen it! I know it's hard to believe, but someone has probably been tutoring him in English.

>> No.3784207,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>3783656
Is this true? Should I be worried?

>> No.3784207,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,7
Shit size is related to meal size; nothing more, nothing less.
Have no fear.

>> No.3784207,9 [INTERNAL] 

Anal/rectal bleeding is never normal. You should always consult a Doctor.

Most people strain too hard to eliminate feces this can lead to bleeding. Add more fiber to your diet you need it. Benifiber is great stuff.

>> No.3784207,10 [INTERNAL] 

I've bled a few times, but that's mostly because I was too lazy to go the bathroom for a week and it came out a lot bigger than my poor rectum could handle.

Also, /ghost/ - Defecation/General

>> No.3784207,11 [INTERNAL] 

I wonder what Jonesy's shit feels like it.

>> No.3784207,12 [INTERNAL] 

Jonesy isn't into scat because he's not a faggot.

>> No.3784207,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,12
Sup, Jonesy.

You're quite the faggot, but that's A-OK in my book.

Care to join me in bed?

>> No.3784207,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,13
Sorry, I don't swing that way.

>> No.3784207,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,14
What if I tie my hair in a moe-moe ponytail and wear my little sister's clothing?

I could even pretend to be ZUN. That should get you pretty hot, knowing the little thing you two have going on.

>> No.3784207,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,15
Stop posting. You are a blight upon this world.

>> No.3784207,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,16
A little tsun-tsun now are we, Jonesy?

>> No.3784207,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,17
>>3784207,16 wasn't me.
Although he's right.

>> No.3784207,19 [INTERNAL] 

When did Jones become the big cheese around here? (I guess it must have been /bun/.)

If it continues at this rate Jones will be too cool to hangout with us like: AoC, Eksopl, Meru, and AoRF.

>> No.3784207,20 [INTERNAL] 

Why is Bawson so fucking creepy?

>> No.3784207,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,19
Jones is certainly less cool than AoC, Eksopl, and AoRF. Meru... well...

>> No.3784207,22 [INTERNAL] 

I like Jonesy because he is so kakkoi and jaded ^_____^

>> No.3784207,23 [INTERNAL] 

What happened to Backwards-kun, anyways? I haven't seen him in a couple weeks.

>> No.3784207,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,23
I'm still here Anon. I just don't post as much nowadays after I finally realized I was a backassward toggaf.

>> No.3784207,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,24
>I'm still here Anon. I just don't post as much nowadays after I finally realized I was a backassward toggaf.

Fixed!

>> No.3784207,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,19
Still around, just not with a name. Likewise for Eksopl and Russia that I know of.

>> No.3784207,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,24
┌∩┐

>>3784207,23
I'm still around, though not as much because of a mix of:
finals getting close(need to study),
lack of interesting threads to post in,
and Esklop expresing his dislike of my presence.

>>3783519
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

>> No.3784207,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,27
Esklop hates everything, don't take it too personally.

>> No.3784207,29 [INTERNAL] 

Anal bleeding and Bun discussed in the same thread. Its not irony but something else.

>> No.3784207,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,29
It's fate.

>> No.3784207,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>3784207,29
Poetic justice?

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