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I just got the shits again from eating old Chinese food in my fridge. Eirin thread now since she is the patron Touhou of shits?

>> No.3782807
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>> No.3782813

I thought that was Alice?

>> No.3782814

Eirin is not the patron Touhou of shits because Alice leaks poop

>> No.3782819
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No. Her ass is the cleanest of all tohos.

I wish to lick it.

>> No.3782833

>>3782819

Exactly why I must pray to her for my colons to be as clean as hers.

>> No.3782842

>>3782819
Fapping at the speed of light.

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... always thought she was the touhou of medical science.

Pig flu? Ebola? Aids? Ouroboros 8720 walking dead influenza? If it ails you, she can cure it.

>> No.3782897

Don't get worms

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Also, if you happen to have problems with annoying tourists she can cure that too.

>> No.3782921

>>3782906
She should've used her strongest charm. It probably not only remove Earth from Moon's sights, but also make everyone forget moon existed to begin with. The heroines would run around, thinking something's amiss. Once in Stage 6 they'd realize oh shit, the moon is missing.

>> No.3782925

>>3782921

Her strongest charm would probably blow up Earth or something.

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PAN for Eirin!

>> No.3782931

Cirno is the strongest charm

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Wooooaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>3782925

Well... Eirin is significantly older than Japanese civilization, so think it's safe to say she isn't limited to "modern" Japanese magic.

Let's just say if Eirin starts looking for a turtle, you may want to get the hell out of her way.

>> No.3783045

>>3783036
Touhou 13: Akupara and Atlas rebel, Reimu goes to beat them back to submission.

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>>3783045

Interesting thought, but doubt even ZUN is crazy enough to claim there really are turtles all the way down.

>> No.3783088

Congrats OP you got worms

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>>3783088

Kill them with alcohol.

>> No.3783096

>>3783088
>>3782897

Please stop with the worms....

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>>3783096

Not a problem if you just know the right medication.

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Last for tonight. Goodnight, /jp/.

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