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3778960 No.3778960[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

The moon is an American protectorate.

>> No.3778963
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>> No.3778980

>>3778963

"Hey, you think they're gonna stop buzzing us?"

"Yeah, dream on. Maybe the Earthling scum will come in here and give you a present, too. They'll also return the Hime-sama while they're at it. Definitely."

"Look, I know you're upset about Aoi dying, but you don't have to take it out on me."

>> No.3778983

The moon is a spiral knight battleship

>> No.3778984

>>3778963

Shit, there are already niggers on the moon?

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>> No.3778996

>>3778984

Yes, and they're genetically engineered to be twice as strong and fast.

>> No.3779005

>>3778996
gb2 bed Andy Rooney.

>> No.3779015

>>3778996

Why would they need to be twice as fast and strong on the Moon, where the gravity is 1/6 of the Earth's?

>> No.3779021

>>3779015

Whoa, that means they're 12 times as fast and strong!

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