Fake and, dare I say it, gay

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /jp/
I'd like to report that saying "rabbit rabbit" first time you wake up in a new month, despite the common otaku beliefs, doesn't work at all for bringing good luck.

I did it on 1st December morning as I woke up, but 2 weeks later got struck by extreme misfortune of my computer spazzing out, thinking I wanted to hold "Delete" for 5 minutes instead of pressing it once, and, despite my attempts to close the text editor in 3 different ways, he has saved the resulting butchered file for me (which was formerly full of extremely useful notes and links I typed with my own two hands), which I can not recover despite trying multiple approaches, including obscure ones.
Be informed, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows that you're supposed to say "bunny cunny, bunny cunny"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37743954
I've only ever said it once, and that was the month I got my first job. I guess your luck dries out if you say it every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37743954
Your fault for believing Tewi's lies in the first place dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably the notes were evil. Yep, notes were evil.

[Anonymous No.]

When I remember these threads, I post ''rabbit rabbit'' with a pic of cute Seiran and it gives me extremely luck. Tewi is a compulsive liar and Reisen is a dumb idiot, I think that's the problem

[Anonymous No.]

The one time I said "rabbit rabbit" my month went spectacularly bad, but it was so long ago I don't even recall what happened. Just that some bad shit happened and I didn't want to say it again.
I fear Tewi will play tricks on me if I try once more.

[Anonymous No.]

I warned you about the rabbit. You're lucky you didn't die like that one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37743954
>which I can not recover
Now you know to make backups. This is extremely fortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37746330
W-What happened to that one guy?

[Anonymous No.]

luck cannot save you from your own carelessness. Just restore your backup :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37752147
He died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37744915
But I love this dumb idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37758225
What about her va-djinn

[Anonymous No.]

I can assure you, this is genuine and high-quality loli pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

bunny tummy bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>37758225
Then, you will have to deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't say or post "rabbit, rabbit" and I've neither had good nor bad luck. So I have to say that I can't say for sure you're telling the truth. It could be that you just messed up anon

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is lying and he wants to hoard all the good luck to himself. Think about it, the less people say rabbit rabbit, the more luck Tewi will have to give to a single person!

[Anonymous No.]

lol it's like those extremely religious people that pray to god and/or gods every time a minor inconvenience happens in their life

[Anonymous No.]

>>37743954
SOLVED!: pressing ControlKey + Z , is known as UNDO, that keyboard function restores any changes, i can confirm as my nicname for over 4 years every day is bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>37756149
you cant kill him
because i love him
(does this work?)

[Anonymous No.]

ok listen, how about if this stops working. grab a small paper, marker, write the number eight in bold, place that paper in your wallet. see what heppans?