/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed about her last night. I really wished I didn't ;_;

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

she's dead, tim

[Anonymous No.]

Nitori has a wide array of dildonic technology

[Anonymous No.]

Last nights, I had a dream about being captured by communists for committing some petty every day crime. Only scene I remember now was when one of them tried to make me admit that a revolution can be a good thing (it seemed like an established communist sci-fi utopia already, so I'm not sure why he needed to), and that it would be much easier if I just admitted that. I replied by standing up and playing the fiddle. Not really sure what exactly my answer was, though.

I also traveled through time and met 2d idols. Fuck, I wish I could remember more of it now.

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>>3767310
No, anon, you are the communists. He was a rebel.

[Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj No.]

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>>3767320
Makes me lol every time.

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>>3767325
I've been thinking, it might just be a lie that adults tell their youngs so they won't fall victim to anus-rapists in the wild.
Think about it, a corpse with an ass hole wide open.
So the Kappa loves digging ass thing might just be BS

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>>3767318
Wait, he got himself hired as a prison guard to look for people willing to the join the resistance among criminals? ..that actually makes a lot of sense. I hope my fiddle solo helped, somehow. All I remember is some corny scene where I looked at the grim faces of everyone and told myself that I wanted to always be cheerful and never surrender to the depression, so that I might always lighten the mood, and through dream logic, I somehow managed to relate this to accepting whatever the guy said.

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>>3767320
what?!

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/461673/

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>>3767330
So Kappas were basically a metaphor for anus rapists.

Kappas are traditionally depicted bald, probably referring to the fact that these rapists were typically middle age bald men.

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>>3767330

So explaining that instead of saying someone was killed by a normal rapist, someone was killed by a monster rapist who pulled something out of your ass is better, right?

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>>3767336

A classic. I always lol at Frieza cake.

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>>3767341
Well I'm sure people back then were just like us that they wouldn't get too deep in to the things rapists do to their young children. So they make up horror stories, like Kappas stretching your anus for tresure. (Well they had got to explain why the wounds were like that.)

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No, the Kappa thing was clearly designed to keep people away from potentially dangerous waters.

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>>3767354
>people back then were just like us
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

I thought the whole shirikodama thing was because when you die and you're floating in water for a long ass time your muscles get all relaxed and waterlogged... including your anus.

So when a bloated disgusting body of some guy who drowned washed up they'd see a huge gaping asshole the size of a hallway and think "OMG KAPPA DEATH."

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>>3767372
In my line of word I have to deal with things like drowned bodies, and I can tell you that their anus don't magically stretch open just because the body has been in water for a long period of time.

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>>3767372
In my line of work I have to deal with things like drowned bodies, and I can tell you that their anuses don't magically stretch open a giant hole just because the body has been in water for a long period of time.

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>>3767381
>In my line of work
Did your uncle work at Nintendo when you were a kid?

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>>3767381
>my line of work I see drowned bodies
/r/ anything else remotely interesting about your job, sir.

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>>3767381

*Insert Baywatch theme*

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>>3767381
troll

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>>3767336
What the fuck did I just read.