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[Anonymous No.]

Keine

[Anonymous No.]

Bamboo as a grave marker? I think I'd be insulted.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

"Those barbecued spare ribs sure were delicious, eh, Mokou?"

"Mmmm. Yeah."

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutaku live for quite a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765873
I'd be happy if I even got a grave marker.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3765880

Cook easy, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765880
Guess who lives longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765882

The rump is the best slice.

[Anonymous No.]

The memories are all that is left but those will be gone too in 100 or 200 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou should get with one of the old ladies instead. Shit Kanako even lives on that one Important Mountain from her backstory. She gets one believer for eternity, Mokou gets to munch purple carpet forever. Good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765933
yes, but can they tolerate each other's ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765946
No, but Koishi could.

[Anonymous No.]

I was scanning through a story thread on another Touhou board and it had a short story about Kaguya and Mokou floating through the Universe in Eientei as the last star went out. Just before it got eternally dark they combined their power of the Phoenix and Eternity which created a new universe with life in exchange for their lives.

Pretty DEEP bro.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3765983

My god, that's retarded.

I am so glad I don't frequent other Touhou boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765996
But that was posted here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765983
so they're spiral beings?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3766017

Anonymous also posts pictures of shit in toilets here.

Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765996
binky'sfactsandopinions.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>3766030
that would be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765996

I agree that it was stupid, but it was still a cute story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3765983
Eh that one sucks.
I perfer either the hatesex one or the one where Kaguya tries to rape an unconcious Mokou, only to get a vagina full of fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3766061
Link or post now.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3766061

While you're at it, post the one in which Mokou is turned into a mobile piss cannon by Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3766061
>a vagina full of fire
I would like to see said story, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3766073
If I had them I would have posted them.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3766082

[Suika Ibogki No.]

Cautiously, you step into the clearing and greet the person in the middle.

"Rumia, why did you call me all the way out here?" You glance around surreptitiously. There's nothing but trees for miles around.

She doesn't turn, keeping her back to you as she speaks.

"I want a rematch." Her voice is steady, emotionless. "Here, now. Same terms, same rules."

"What? Rumia, that was over a year-" You begin, your mind reeling. What happened? You thought she'd gotten over it already!

"I said I want a rematch!" She practically screams, prompting a rustle of leaves as startled birds flee their roost. She turns angrily, pointing at you with a claw-like nail. "The rules say I can. The same conditions as before. If I win, I get to eat you. If you win, you can exterminate me." Her voice returns to it's former flat tone.

"But I thought we'd already settled this! I don't want to fight you!"

"So you forfeit?"

"No! I-"

"Then prepare yourself." With a wave of her hand she creates a half-dozen black spheres that float in mid-air. "It doesn't matter if you decide to fight or not, I won't lose this time." She smiles wickedly, drawing out a spellcard.

"Moon Sign「Moonlight Ray」!"

A pale-silver shell form around her, and a bright white lance extends from each arm. She swings faster than you can move, severing you escape route as the first ripples of her attack fly out.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3766109