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37511969

Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:32:21 2021 No.37511969 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you legally married your favorite 2hu yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:49:07 2021 No.37512136 >>37511969 She rejected me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:51:49 2021 No.37512166 >>37511969 Why do you want to marry a jizo statue, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 02:27:21 2021 No.37512558 >>37512166 She was a Jizo Statue before but now she's a real person with anatomically correct body parts and organs

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 02:38:54 2021 No.37512688 >>37511969 Because I'm making an anti-spam bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 02:49:01 2021 No.37512798 File: 592 KB, 645x911, ohnarumi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37512166

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 02:55:34 2021 No.37512868 File: 422 KB, 617x800, 9555298_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37511969 She's a fairy, so she doesn't care about signing a bunch of papers that say we're married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 03:19:28 2021 No.37513069 >>37512558 You need to check before you know for sure. I would never trust a jizo statue or count on them having sex organs at all. Make sure you double check as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:13:50 2021 No.37525034 >>37511969 Local law does not allow marriage with fictional characters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:18:27 2021 No.37525086 File: 267 KB, 1000x706, 1404932493539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37513069 Well one thing's for certain and that's that they have some solid asses

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 18:08:08 2021 No.37540092 >>37511969 Because they're all used up cumdumps by now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 18:10:09 2021 No.37540125 >>37511969

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 07:14:33 2021 No.37547653 >>37511969 Because It's not legal to marry idiots here

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 10:30:59 2021 No.37548924 >>37525086 Carlos!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 11:44:06 2021 No.37549644 >>37548924 Oh I get it. It is because statues are solid and since Eiki is solid she would have a solid ass. >>37525086 You made a funny joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 15:05:52 2021 No.37552986 File: 955 KB, 1500x2099, __shiki_eiki_touhou_drawn_by_houtengeki__dbb5cfa8d30d73136a5fbce89dc75032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37549644 It also means that Eiki's ass is very nice and firm and well shaped and I crave it I crave it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 13:04:52 2021 No.37567939 >>37525034 >fictional characters. You don’t belong among us

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 15:22:50 2021 No.37570172 >>37567939 >among us sus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 15:32:51 2021 No.37570279 >>37570172 Go away

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 00:12:01 2021 No.37577099 someone asked ZUN if they could marry marisa once and he said no

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 08:08:37 2021 No.37581305 >>37511969 I'll get around to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 18:28:30 2021 No.37588732 >>37511969 because they're all used goods by this point

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 18:44:00 2021 No.37588858 File: 210 KB, 1440x810, 1503205747848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37577099 That's because she's already married to him

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 18:45:47 2021 No.37588872 >>37570172 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 18:46:55 2021 No.37588885 >>37511969 because they aren't real. in this universe anyway.

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