Death to LunariansDeath to Moon bunniesFuck Chang'e
REMOVE KEGARE remove kegare you are worst youk. you are the youk idiot you are the youk smell. return to suwa. to our suwa cousins you may come our reedplain. you may live in the swamp....ahahahaha ,izumo we will never forgeve you. sukima gaphag FUck but fuck asshole youk impure izumo toyoashiharanonakatsukuni..youk purification best day of my life. take a bath of purified youk..ahahahahahIZUMO WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget kuniyuzuri .shinano we seal takeminakata , shinano return to your precious moreya....hahahahaha idiot youk and earthling smell so impure..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEGARE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. futsunushi+takemikazuchi+torifune+amanosagume=pacify izumo...you will kuniyuzuri/ tsukuyomi alive on moon, tsukuyomi making capital on moon . pure land tsukuyomi moon. we are pure and have mochi now hahahaha ha because of tsukuyomi... you are ppoor impure youk... you live in a forest hahahaha, you live in a laketsukuyomi alive numbr one #1 on moon ....fuck the suwa ,..FUCKk ashol youks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur myth and fantsy. 2kuyomi aliv and real strong sage purify all the youk wild aminal with god magic now we the amatsukami rule .youk of the earth presidant tei inaba fukc the lord daikoku and lay egg this egg hatch and izumo wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our reedplain we will crush u lik a pit of peach. takamagahara greattst countrey
>>37494035Squad! Lunarian spotted!
>>37494035Pussy humans talk shit Time to turn your home to space dustHuman POWs pic related
>>37497795They are not human.
>>37494035no way buddy, nuh uh, in space, no one can hear you be a jerk and get wrecked
>>37497795You were saying, moonie?
this looked like a mola mola coca cola
>>37511433just ruin 500 doller suits and break science, what a fricking jerk
Kill all moongoloids.
Bully moon nerds
>>37515069public execution is not ok
>>37494035How did they get their ass kicked by earthlings?
>>37494131Yes, all youks must die but all moonies must die too.
>>37526558when its non-human entities its ok bro
>>37497795Youks cannot refute this.
>>37542618Indeed, I wonder that too. After all, we never event went to the Moon in the first place.
>>37558859Canonically this is a myth spread by butthurt Lunarians
>>37494035>Death to Moon bunniesMoon bunnies aren't for killing, they're for reproduction.
>>37494035Leave them alone
>>37568776No. They shouldn't thrown our flag out or vandalized our mirrors if they wanted peace.
dammit dh'oine ruining lunarians cookout, un-fricking-believable, get freaking chump change when everyone else retaliates
Lunarians are smug shits that needed being knocked down a few notches.Moon bunnies are just an unfortunate collateral damage from the conflict since they are basically slaves.
>>37603148spend tremendous amounts of money on multiple flights to the moon, see what happens
The moon won decades ago, get over it.
>>37603148why the hell is reisen inside the american spacesuit?
>>37494035When are we finally getting a Touhou game about the CIA trying to perform a coup in Gensokyo?
>>37619396it's a reflection
>>37624097would be interesting nglthe outside world (or at least a secret organization) knows the existence of gensokyo and tries to breach the barriers
>>37624250Yeah, it would make for a cool plot. Hell, considering how the outside world ends up I could see them wanting to destroy the place out of principle.
>>37624289agreedcould be the bad ending with the good being a truce or smthidk what to put as extra stage thonot to mention what it would imply to gensokyo
>>37494131tsukuyomi alive in serbia
>>37590634Rei'sen is the hottest rabbit in Touhou, she is the only one I would kidnap, rape, and impregnate if she was real and I had the strength to subdue her.I say kidnap and rape because I know no sane woman would like to be with me lmao
Pls no bully
>>37624867>idk what to put as extra stage thoGod decides to send one of his Archangels, probably Micheal, to check on this whole Gensokyo place. He ultimately concludes that while it does fall firmly outside his domain, it's of no risk and he should leaves it alone.
>>37632252>it's of no riskTHEY FREQUENTLY KIDNAP OUTSIDERS (POSSIBLE FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST) TO DEVOUR THEM. ITS A DEN OF SCUM AND VILLAINY AND LITERAL INHUMAN MONSTERS. WIPE IT THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!
>>37632252how does that even work?
>>37634570>THEY FREQUENTLY KIDNAP OUTSIDERS (POSSIBLE FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST) TO DEVOUR THEM.I imagine Yukari only targets people that are atheist or at least agnostic exactly because she doesn't want any problem with a Capital G God. Well, I guess Buddhists and Shinto's would be fine as well. Probably Taoists, Confucians, and whatever weird cults exist in China and Japan as well.>>37636575Well, first God calls Michael
>>37626921bully and destroy, i want all moonies dead by sundown.
>>37643925>B-But that's genocide!What you call Genocide I call a good day work.
Junko is a whore and Kaguya did nothing wrong
>>37632252hey now that I think about it, isnt Rumia's famous dialog "the saint was crucified.."(聖者は十字架に磔られました) directly confirm the existence of Christ in the Touhou world?Would a male character be forgiven to enter Gensoukyou if it was literally Jesus Christ or an Archangel? I would love that because it would imply that only pure hearted people can enter Gensoukyou
37645720kill yourself into hell
>>37645962Sumireko literally brute forced her way in...
>>37647658>SumirekoI do not know this jobber
Pssh Lunarians are pathetic.
>>37645962They could use Gabriel and turn him into a girl. The Nips like doing that.
>>37647680Are you serious? Damn...
>>37648722Why not use Jophiel? She's the patron Angel of Art and Artists (and she's already a woman).
>>37648722but Gabu isn't THE archangel Gabriel? she just has a similar namewhat do you think Christ's spell card would be? for me its "Golgotha's Hill - Skull of Adam" and it would be a series of bullets with a skull shape that explode into giant crosses that then spin around
>>37648619>put fish in their ocean>they all freak out and diepathetic is an understatement
>>37494131if reimu had balls the moonies would be btfo by now
The moon will be conquered.
>>37673050Lunarians have no one to blame but themselves if they lose the war against earth. You've had THOUSANDS OF YEARS headstart yet you still lost? Pathetic
>>37645962Seiga references Jesus as well. He absolutely exists, and due to the way Touhou works is probably the son of god.
>>37647658Women can enter forcefully, but men have to be pure of heart.
>>37686839Or Yukari abducts them to become Youkai food.
Fucking stupid ass lunarians send slaves to do the killing for them. They will never harnass the power of the sword logic and are probably dull as fuck.
>>37686742Now we just need to wait the AntiChrist to fuck everything, everyone and usurp the heavenly kingdoms before the end...
>>37686742Monotheistic religions in Touhou are kind of awkward, especially ones like Christianity that denounce all other gods as fakes and demons, which is obviously a problem with a polytheistic setting like Touhou. They don't mesh together well, which is likely why ZUN will never include or mention them outside of passing references like with Seiga, Kasen, and Rumia.
>>37690214Japs dont give a fuuuck about that, look at Shuumetsu no Valkirye, it has every polytheistic religion AND Jesus in it.
>>37494131There needs to be a Lunarian version of Remove Kebab.
>>37690214ZUN could probably write Jesus as being a fairly chill dude, and have all that "all other gods are fake" thing just be some off the cuff remark taken the wrong way. Maybe He denounced one mortal pretending to be a god and His followers assumed He meant *all* other gods are fake. I could also see Jesus be drinking buddies with MohammadMaybe He and some other western gods and mythological beings fucked off to their own secret Gensokyo-like realm, set up as a belief-trap much like Gensokyo; complete with a couple of Asian youkai like a mirror of the Scarlet vampire sisters.
>Christians were hung upside down in pits filled with excrementholy based japs
>>37647658dude, did you even play ULiL?she used her balls to get in.
>>37712565>She used her balls.
>>37714147My God, I have the mentality of a seventh grade boy in school
>>37712256>America forced Japan open and then destroyed the Japanese empire and made them into a vassal state.Based af
>>37714630MacArthur is stronger than the entire Amaterasu Bloodline. *Americans* *Fucking Japan and their Gods since 1853*
>>37712256>Buzz Aldrin had Holy Communion on the moon.>The crew of Apollo 8, the first humans to orbit the moon, read from the Holy Bible's book of Genesis during a live TV broadcast to Earth.>Yuri Gagarin was a devout Orthodox Christian and even had his daughter Baptized before the Space mission.>Cosmonauts take Christian relics with them into spaceBased Astronauts and Cosmonauts
>>37720637>duct tape on broken faceshield jesus... would that really work?
>>37721159probably not but its rad as fuck
>>37721356>asphyxiates and dies while trying to look coolFunction before form bros.
>>37721159Unless the faceshield has multiple layers and only some are broken, no.But even then I don't know what purpose the duct tape would have.
>>37711766technically already canon
>>37727431>so attached to the fleshWhat the hell? Does Zun have no understanding of Christanity?
>>37728394No jap does.
>>37728394Maybe rather it's just Kasen has no understanding of Christianity, and the average Gensokyian in general. They do literally live in a bubble, after all.
>>37731168>and the average Gensokyian in general....by this I mean the average Gensokyian has no understanding of Christianity. Not that Kasen has no understanding of them. Worded that weirdly
>>37729408But Japan has had Seven Christian Prime Ministers.
>>37733479they were puppet rulers, not true japanese, and swiftly disposed of afterwards
>>37728394no one does
>>37738920You just lost your way.You're not living your life correctly.reevaluate your life choices