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Nonstop Nut November is nearly done. Keep giving the cute Ratas your nuts, they will reward you with their sweet fluffy mofu for your services.

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>> No.37482898

It's cold, if you see a single reptile or bug monster outside, let them sleep in your bed. For warmth.

>> No.37482966

Luckily, I married a dragon. Built-in heater.

>> No.37483048

Heeeeeeey so I wrote a very short story about a Raiju, her husband and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
Its short and I've not dont much about monster girls before, so let me know what you think. Hope you enjoy.
Is it too unfocused on the Raiju? Bad grammar? Any feedback is appreciated

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You remembered to buff your electric resistance before the fight, right anon?

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why would i do that?

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Ah yes and it will take another several days for the thread to bump limit.

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You don't wanna be known as the chump who got paralyzed and instantly lost when the zapweasel so much as touched you, do you?

>> No.37483253

Wait, you don't?

>> No.37483266

magic electricity doesn't necessarily have the same properties as normal electricty so there's going to be a lot of sexy trial and error when confronting it.

>> No.37483297

I like the ingredients he found.

>> No.37483440

the getting knocked out after first meeting is a bit of a tired cliche and you sped through some of the juicy parts i would've liked fleshed out (mainly involving the raiju).
i'd certainly read more

>> No.37483513

>the defeated man let one last defiant stand to Demon Lord Lilith herself with his Reason-Why-You-Suck-Speech. The man glares at Lilith.
>"You're awful Demon Lordord Lilith." He says with gritted teeth.
>"Oh? Me, I'm awful? Hehe alright young tell me, why Am I awful." Lilith jokingly plays along with his defiance
>"You invade our lands, you corrupt our homes, our livelihoods, turn our women- MY DAUGHTER- into a cat! You disrespect our culture and bastardize our traditions to fit your hedonism and twisted evil version of love and romance!!! You're no better than the so called oppressive system you claim to fight against!" The young defiant man says with seething breath. "How about another rant why you and all monsters are horrible?" Says the young defiant man.
>"Nah, we're done." Lilith says dismissively. But still with a hint of playfulness.
>"Why do you bastardize ACTUAL LOVE!?" The young man yells.
>"Lieutenant Piet? Corporal Bradley? Where's your captain Jenna? I've found her a cute young man she can have for herself~" Lilith says gleefully to her subordinates.
>"YOU MONSTERS ARE THE WORST!!! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU ALL ARE AN ABOMINATION! THE CHIEF GOD AND ALL THE GODS, OLD AND NEW WILL RIGHTFULLY SMITE YOU ALL!!!-" Before he could even go in with his ramblings Lilith shot a love spell that immediately suppresses him as he then is in a Trance where his tongue sticks out as if he's an idiot with his pupils assuming a bright pink heart shape and his penis immediately erect and dripping his pants. To which she looks back to the subordinates she was conversing to.
>"And tell her this one is feisty one who could use a one hundred percent Prisoner Fruit diet." Says Lilith.

>> No.37483526

Raiju being beaten and bested in combat by your typical male Shonen Hero as said Raiju is all:

"I yield! You have bested me! I'm too weak can't fight anymore I surrender, to weak..."

The hero who has bested the Raiju sheaths his sword and approaches the bested Raiju to restrain her and apply bear minimum first aid to her. But unfortunately the hero has let his guard down as all of a sudden. The Raiju perks up with a sinister dastardly smile and catches the hero in surprise as the Raiju blasts the hero with lightning and goes:


Yay or nay?

>> No.37483529

by juicy im assuming you mean the fucking? im still really unsure of how to actually write those, ive done it before and got good feedback but they felt clunky and unnatural in my eyes, so i just avoided it

>> No.37483652

Dumb Zap Weasel.

>> No.37483702

It would hot if when you annoy a dark mage she megamorphoses herself into 8+ft tall rape machine. Her body would also become even more well endowed. And she would be naked because her clothes burst from that

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Do you think slimes form themselves into cubes when they are angry?

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I want someone to write a story about a shog pretending to be a kiki and her master slowly figuring out.

>> No.37483959

i think that exists somewhere

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Slug on the ceiling!

>> No.37483982

>Anon is married to a slime
>She really loves fizzy drinks
>There is no soda left in the fridge
>Anon drank the last can
>She turns into a cube with a pouty face
Cute !

>> No.37484003

I would say the main critique I have is the amount of redundant or needlessly long sentences. Really think about what you want each sentence to convey, and write that out as succinctly as possible. While it's hard to articulate some things, such as the MC seeing his reflection in the window, you have to trust that your readers can comprehend what you mean if you write well enough.

>> No.37484013

Oh what a feeling

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>> No.37484081

I learned that this "Nonstop nut" is some vtuber bullshit. Yet another reason to stick with the No Nut November

>> No.37484086

>Tall, huge tits, see-through clothes, muscular
I'm going to the palace to fuck the guards.

>> No.37484126

Chances are you'd enter the palace during her training hours.
You'd her drenched in sweat, repeatedly swinging her weapon as it makes a fearsome loud noise from how fast it cuts through the air.
Such an unsightly display would make you chance your mind.

>> No.37484128

>Bigger & floofier tail == higher status
It checks out.

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How does your mamono wife react to tickling?

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>> No.37484218

Verily this board is as blue as she is

>> No.37484244

Smile while the madness in her eyes grows.
The longer the tickling, the bigger the consequences.

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How terrifying haha

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Is any of that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.37484525

Damn good song.



>> No.37484840

I'm going to offer to clean her abs with my tongue.

>> No.37485037

>Instead of a hero saving a princess from a dragon who kidnapped them, It appears the hero has kidnapped the dragon princess.
>The dragon queen is unsure of who to send
>Or if she should just start making the wedding preparations now

>> No.37485533
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But that's waifu abuse.

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Kitsune women look like THAT?!

>> No.37485718

We're having a no fox Christmas month. Last time I dealt with a fox, the pain in the ass ate all the tofu, drank all the tea and stole all my chicken tendies. This year it's just anime stretchy meat with Wendigos and hanging out with a few 'coons and squirrels. They're more fun.

>> No.37485780

How much would you say a mamano OC can deviate from their race's profile pic before it becomes too much?

>> No.37485816

If she has a penis then it's too much.

>> No.37485817

how big is the deviation really

>> No.37485879

Heh, it's nothing like that.

She looks like a normal humie at a glance because her race doesn't have any "monsterous" features. With that in mind, I want her to have fucked up maw.

>> No.37485906

At the point where it's not really the same race anymore.
Like a hellhound, that is really submissive, not related to fire and just has a different design.
Yes, I've seen this several times. I have no idea why.

>> No.37485968

If you're talking about MGD Hellhound, they just don't want to infringe on KC's IP, since the game setting is ultra loosely related to MGE, but has some conflicting elements.

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You sharpen your skates yet?

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>> No.37486088

Never heard of it and no that's not it. Mostly it's just shitty OCs when it comes to MGE fanfics.

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November 28th.
Bestgirl birthday.

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>> No.37486203

Very erotic.

>> No.37486219

Monster Girl Dreams, a very decent Monster Girl eroge RPG/VN

>> No.37486306

Is it that time of the month?

>> No.37486318

>Monster Girl Dreams
Oh yeah, I remember that game.
Pretty good but the gameplay was really boring. I come back to it every now and again but the gameplay always makes it a challenge.

>> No.37486474

Physically there would be slight differences - eg tall Kiki, slightly shorter Kiki, but a shortstack Kiki would basically be a whole new sub-species so would either be a 'freak' in her own race or be shunned as some kind of mutation. So it would require a lot of good writing and handwavium.
Personality - this can potentially go wider with plausible backstory - e.g. you could have a really rebellious messy slack Kiki if she's given up on finding an Anon, or worse he abandoned her for a Shogg and all shes cleaning is the inside of vodka bottles.
>how plausible either variation works will depend on writing skill, so its usually simpler to stay within the stereotypes, because a badly written stereotype is still recognisable, a bad 'variant' is unidentifiable mush
The stopline is where you actively go against defining characteristics, e.g. a Shogg that didnt have goo, tentaclism and eldritch is 'just a human maido' or some other species of maido.

>> No.37486817

I got to the point where the content ended. Paid them 20 dollars on Patreon and right now I'm waiting till they add an entire new act at least.

>> No.37486977

>shortstack kikiwould be a whole new sub-species
Kikis can be shortstacks just fine. There's only a few species of mamano with strict limits regarding proportions.

>> No.37487320

Very decent is pushing it, it's mediocre but better than some of the competition because standards for the genre are low.

>> No.37487322

Please remember that dragons are immune to most types of magic and have incredibly high physical resistances. They don't have any defense against the power of love however, so it's a good idea to max that out and defeat them by asking them to marry you.

>> No.37487504

The girls and romances are nice. Gameplay is pretty meh and some arcs do suck. But there are gems there, like the Manticore Tsundere tomboy and weaboo Minotaur.

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This is slander. Dragons aren't just love-starved maidens who'll swoon and go heartpupilled just from asking them to marry you.
So there's no need to test your hypothesis. None at all. Definitely don't go up to some dragon on the street and propose to her because you already know it won't work.

>> No.37487681

This may sound like a good idea until you pull it off on an evil tyrant dragon who turns out to be a complete dork who you need to look after whenever she comes back from failing the conquer the nearby human kingdom.

>> No.37487702

So, should I go up to one and tell them its bargain for a boytoy, just a hug and a kiss andI am all hers?

>> No.37487800

that is one way, the other way is to ask her age and how long has she been single for

>> No.37487817

So I shouldn't try my luck with that tall, elegant tourist guide in Dragonia?

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>evil dragon comes home from her failed conquest
>"i'm useless, i'll never even conquer one measly city-state let alone the world waaah"
>have to calm her down with cuddles, claw-adoration, and slow, tender sex
>she's still pouty afterwards but you can make her smile for a second or two by tweaking her nose

>> No.37487874

uh huh, and I didn't just make a killing selling hugs in dragonia

>> No.37487967

Of course, satan would say the biggest lies

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Now w-wait a minute

>> No.37488189

I had a retarded idea, A telenovela made for dragons

>> No.37488432

You can't handle the level of drama dragons bring to the table.

>> No.37488557

I don't watch soap operas (other than reading X-Men I guess) so I have no idea what kinds of plots they have. How would this series work?

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For reference, pic related is sort of what I had in mind. Never wanted to take anything away, just make her look a bit more monstrous.

>> No.37488687

thats why It would be fun to watch

>> No.37488890

>mucus toad/ghoul that can't keep her tongue in her mouth
>you have to fuck it back in

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Oh the good old hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good old hockey game

>> No.37488964

nah, I busted my ass the last time I was on the ice

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>turn our women- MY DAUGHTER- into a cat!
Being a cat is fine too

>> No.37489046

what a cute kitty cat

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what do you if you find your wife cosplaying as a magical girl at her age?

>> No.37489184

Mating press to encourage the habit.

>> No.37489277

even if she wants you to rolepay with her?

>> No.37489296

Especially if she wants me to roleplay, I'll indulge in all her nerdy and embarrassing habits.

>> No.37489457

I want to put deneora into a magicail girl outfitthat
barely fits, in front of her court, make her say the most embarrassing lines, and then fuck her

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Lewd novel reading game with your succ classmate! The more she squirms and blushes, the more points you win!

>> No.37489662

made for kissing

>> No.37489701

>tfw i would be reading it with some extra wacky and stupid voice or as seductive as I can make it

>> No.37489726

Is there anything hotter than a CC hag mamono in businesswear with half-moon glasses?

>> No.37489885

yeah, she being your perverted teacher that molests and rapes you in front of the class for the smallest of things

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She's no hag but is this the kind of look you're thinking of?

>> No.37489926

or even better she's the headmistress and freqeuntly calls you to her office and you come back to class with your clothes messed up and lipstick stains all over your face

that's what I'm talkin about
the half-moon glasses are the true icing on the christmas cake, I find them superior to any other kind of glasses

>> No.37489998

and since you come into class with your clothes messed up, you get detention with her in a soundproof room filled with things to tie you up in or spank you with

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these nuns keep preaching about fertility and giving me funny tasting cookies,should i be worried?

>> No.37490064

Of course not, anon. Fertility is one of the virtues of the Chief God- you have a holy duty to fill her with your cu- err, to be fruitful and multiply.
What's in the cookies is just a little something to help with that.

>> No.37490087

frequent afterschool detentions that last hours
sometimes she has to drive you home

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those cookies make the white sin within you to grow so it is easier to extract for the nuns

>> No.37490179

And she makes sure before you leave, that you know that you need to follow the rules or you'll have more one-on-one alone time with her and you wouldn't want that, anon?

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I desire to help the echidna cult with their expansion,if its eating cookies then i will do it
these nuns work so hard for so little pay,its sad really,maybe i should donate more!

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But what if I do want more detention time with Principal Dark Elf?

>> No.37490327

if you only go to her for the smallest of slips up, what do you think you should do?

>> No.37490402

Then there is something wrong in your brain, anon.

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I'm staying indoors playing games.

>> No.37490613

Snakes dont like winter,i rather stay indoors and work on dungeon design or raising my armies

>> No.37490622

I have to make fun of mgs in game chat.

>> No.37490637

>dense goody two shoes anon
>the principal makes more strict and weird rules that forces anon to break them

>> No.37490657

making fun of MGS is a good way of getting the sneks quite annoyed, anon

>> No.37490729

Also have to return a face mask as it didn't fit my goalie helmet.

>> No.37490778

>moan in voice chat every time your character gets hurt
>make orgasming sounds when you die in the match

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>> No.37490814

Thats a good way to get them motivated to track you down and rape you

>> No.37490832

like those neets will get out their house to do so

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its all fun and games until a digital ghost pops out of your computer screen

>> No.37490869

Stop inserting weird USB-drives into your computer!

>> No.37490887

>runs sandbox mode

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and then she gets stuck in the screen cause her ass is too fat
what about my automaton?

>> No.37490893

I will never fall in love with a fox.

>> No.37490911

only minos for me thanks

>> No.37490929
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>Find the normal lamia too boring
>Love most of her exotic variations

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i will fall in love with a certain fox

>> No.37490939

The bunyips are getting desperate I see.

>> No.37490955

Say sexual innuendo at any given chance.

>> No.37490968

>no matter how best efforts to follow the strange rules, eventually, he breaks them
>whisked off the principal's office
>"Well, well, well, look who we have here~
>Of all the good students, I'd never thought it'd be you who'd fa-"
>little anon is crying, blubbering about who hard he was trying to follow the rules
>dark elf realized she went to far

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She's already harboring her crush on (You).

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I will gladly commit the most evil crimes if that means getting thrown into a snake pit as a life sentence

>> No.37491003

>not just jumping into the pit

>> No.37491017

Surely you cant just enter nilly willy into a place where 'criminals' go

>> No.37491023

Sorry to crush your dreams but due to budget cuts the snake pit was replace with a zombie pit.

>> No.37491043

What if I them I'll send them a dick pic if they beat me?

>> No.37491045 [SPOILER] 
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That would suck haha. . .

>> No.37491088

They look like wonderful kissers.

>> No.37491101

dont threaten me with a good time,i am probably masochistic enough to like that kind of kissing

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>> No.37491166

yeah, I just hopped the fence and stole a security guard outfit they had lying around for some reason

>> No.37491199

Just lock me up in the ghoul mausoleum instead. No escape, just horny ghouls on all sides biting away.

>> No.37491213

just yeet me into the hag pit

>> No.37491251
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Slime pit?

>> No.37491252
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What do you think of the new CEO?

>> No.37491262

You could just volunteer at a local undead if you want that.

>> No.37491277

Nothing. It's not like I'm going to ever talk to her.

>> No.37491281

shes quie handsy and likes to molest me, but aside from that, she's real nice and pays me very well for some reason. I can even shitpost and game on the job

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>An ancient evil awakens

>> No.37491351

But I want the meanest and most unruly ghouls the necropolis has to offer, not some normal neck nibblers.

>> No.37491359

>Take test too see what career would fit you the best
>The results come back as "househusband"
The results aren't everything, right?

>> No.37491378

>also take test
>result is WHORE/SLUT
wtf? I am not a whore!

>> No.37491381

Oh you tool

>> No.37491390

>I am not a whore!
Well better start working on it then.

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Oooh, I got "dark elf pincushion"!

>> No.37491406

You must have taken the same shitty online test, I also got that result and I can barely make scrambled eggs and still fuck that up like half of the time.

>> No.37491407

I know, I was thinking about that while I was writing. I have an issue with having lots of run on sentences with shitloads of commas. I guess yeah i do need to trust my readers to just understand things. thanks

>> No.37491414

But where do I go to learn how to be one?

>> No.37491421

Hire a kiki teacher,i heard they are economic and patient

>> No.37491444

I need me some big, buff angels that are weak to being called cute.

>> No.37491457

I feel so proud on being part of the initial force that tricked normalfags into doing this. I hope that this never dies so when I become a decrepit old man in 50 years randomly browsing the internet and seeing that kids are still doing this I can proudly smile

>> No.37491458
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Turns out this artist got drafted. This is his last art until he's back from the army (1 year). F F F, make mantis-chan proud with your stoicism in the face of bootcamp life.

>> No.37491462

>kiki teacher
but wouldn't it be better to learn from a haku bicorn?

>> No.37491463

>yells FOOLISH SAMURAI every tim you trie to top her

>> No.37491471

For me it says frontline infantry

>> No.37491491

You missed the "sexual relief" text after that, anon.

>> No.37491500
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What about the first fallen angel?

>> No.37491510
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>> No.37491511 [SPOILER] 
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I'll probably end up on vacation for this, but this is basically the perfect Anubis (minus the double ears)

>> No.37491539

I got sexy clown for mines? I went to university and I WILL NOT BE A SEXY CLOWN FOR SOME PERVERTED MONSTER TO OGLE AT!

>> No.37491544

Bootcamp isn't that hard
Hopefully he's back online in a few months
Mantis-chan will have lots to be proud of and lots of stories to listen to

>> No.37491554

Oh, just get a job at the nearby prison. It's overcrowded, under staffed, has a shoe string budget, and it's common for guards to get yanked into overcrowded cells during lock up or pushed into by corrupted guards.

>> No.37491556
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>"Do my Combat Skills impress you my love?"

>> No.37491562

That must be a powerful and ancient christmas cake.

>> No.37491574

>Breeding cattle

>> No.37491597
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>> No.37491614

>young public use stud for old hags
what? the? fuck?

>> No.37491618

Can I serve in the shog tank instead.

>> No.37491635
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>Hopefully he's back online in a few months
He is Russian and it's usually difficult to get online during Russian military draft service
t. served for 1 year there myself

>> No.37491637

You're gonna be sent to a farm up state anon.
They really need a "breeding stallion" after all and you fit that perfectly.

>> No.37491672

i have weak constitution and i aint very academic myself

>> No.37491676
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exotic enough?

>> No.37491677
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Fuck, poor dude
i hope he doesn't end up in ukraine

>> No.37491687

How does a horse fit in a tank?

>> No.37491698

She watches her husband fuck it.

>> No.37491701

>wurm wrangler
a job that is absolutely perfect for me

>> No.37491713
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>Knife ears
No,at least a noticeable skin colors or other features that make it stand out

>> No.37491738

>That belly
made for impregnation

>> No.37491743

I hear is a booming market.
I'm sure you'll find plenty of "clients". Or just one that pays really well.

>> No.37491759

>Anon childhood human gf abuses the hell out of magic artifacts,potions,rituals and becomes the monster girl final boss for his adventure
yay or nay?

>> No.37491781
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Snakes need a little help in winter

>> No.37491805

Fuck that has to suck. Reminds me of how the korean guy who got all the books uploaded on sadpanda got drafted too. He should be out of there next year though.

>> No.37491813

I really like that Yeti in her cozy hat.

>> No.37491816

do people actually die in the korean army? unless the news have been greatly supressed it seems like nothing happens

>> No.37491854

why do I feel like I'll get tied to a pole naked, blindfolded and surrounded on all sides by them or be at the mercy of one powerful old hag

>> No.37491877
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Fun Yeti facts - although they are mostly immune to cold, Yetis enjoy wearing fashionable hats, earmuffs, scarves, and coats! This also prevents them from being asked the same "aren't you cold in just that bikini?" question a hundred times

>> No.37491882

Honk honk, anon. They wanna bonk bonk.

>> No.37491886
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>t. served for 1 year there myself

>> No.37491887
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>> No.37491902
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Soooo then I can just go up to a yeti on the street and start taking her clothes off? She doesn't have any reason to get upset, if she doesn't need them.

>> No.37491906

Depends which Korea is he from

>> No.37491915

We speak American in these threads, not alp.

>> No.37491931

It's pretty boring and soul crushing from what I hear but no real risk of death.

>> No.37491943

mame me verga, puta. Hablos lo que yo quiero

>> No.37491987

>Soooo then I can just go up to a yeti on the street and start taking her clothes off?
You will not survive the attempt, she'll wrestle you into a cuddle lock and carry you off before you can unwrap her scarf

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>> No.37492003

Oh, I didn't mean during training, but afterwards, when you finally get to your proper unit

>> No.37492010
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>> No.37492013

Use the greenworm as additional armor

>> No.37492023
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the perfect amount of tone doesn't get enough respect

>> No.37492137
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>> No.37492141

Hickey monster

>> No.37492144

This dude can't catch a break

>> No.37492148

smells like blueberry

>> No.37492194

i love protective wing wraps

>> No.37492223
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>turns out the mastermind behind the zombie apocalypse wasn't much of a mastermind
>or much of a mind at all, really

>> No.37492319
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Would be fun to ask my stern and professional kikimora maid this question.

>> No.37492321
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>> No.37492337
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That's a lot of powerful mamono

>> No.37492367

simple wives are the best

>> No.37492382

What,is she trying to make a maid school by herself?

>> No.37492385
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oh well.

>> No.37492391

No idea why they renamed personal assistant to that, but hey, at least you won't mind.

>> No.37492396
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Very ambitious kiki maid!

>> No.37492402

this will always be my favorite mindflayer picture,makes her look so inviting and soft despite the fact that your brain will be turned to mush in a few moments

>> No.37492404

>barometz rancher
it's honest work

>> No.37492405

I embrace the squidbro life

>> No.37492487
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demons are clearly the cutest

>> No.37492542
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They are my weakness. Tall, sultry bombshell demons wanting to buy your soul

>> No.37492570
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they fuel my evil villainess mommy fetish.
Also horns, cute tail and wings.

>> No.37492573

there is a thing called too much ambition,she is not an echidna or a bug type mg

>> No.37492575
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I like those funny t-shirts

>> No.37492578

And secretly *squee* when they think you're not looking

>> No.37492581
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Don't forget blue

>> No.37492600

That's a mean shirt!
Don't dump the troll! Keep pumping her till your family rivals >>37492319

>> No.37492611
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And the black sclera with red eyes of course.
Also the click-clack high heels.

>> No.37492629

she might have an echidna grandma or something. that's bound to have some consequence on their breeding impulse

>> No.37492632


Bicorns are for monogamous lovey dovey romance only, it's never okay to cheat, even if your wife gives you a free pass.

>> No.37492638
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>> No.37492643

Nice hat.

>> No.37492680

>Give something like a vampire mosquito (assuming those breed fast) the breeding impulses of a echidnas
Oh hell no

>> No.37492745

Me on the right

>> No.37492746

Vampire mosquito + wererabbit + Echidna + breeding/pregnancy fetish

>> No.37492761

Despite mastah being put through an extensive training regime by his kiki, he simply couldn't score with the human noble ladies. Now his kiki maid has to provide him with heirs(and maids). Many such cases!

>> No.37492777
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Your demon wife is home

>> No.37492798
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>> No.37492803
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You know
These creatures can probably teleport, when they feel like.
But they do this heel clacking sounds while strutting on purpose.

>> No.37492826

You know it. She just does it to announce her presence.

>> No.37492832
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>> No.37492837
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We don't see many mgs with glasses

>> No.37492850
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I feel...cold

>> No.37492856
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Which mgs deserve headpats and which don't?

>> No.37492863

I read this in Barbossa's voice.

>> No.37492864

All of them deserve it

>> No.37492882

The Monsters in horny jail aren't allowed headpats until they behave.

>> No.37492884

I will only accept that kind of expansion if there is some kind of MG goverment help that gives you some money the more daughters you have,else i will be in trouble

>> No.37492891

but she keeps bringing up studies about how being manwhore is a good thing and strengths the penus

>> No.37492905

the what now?

>> No.37492927

The MGC Government subsidizes families!

>> No.37492940

The place they go when their rape attempts hurt people and destroy things

>> No.37492943
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Time for some corporate espionage.

>> No.37492960
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>horny jail
Boring reddit meme.

>> No.37492961

who does it hurt//////?

>> No.37492966
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In that case i dont see any problems with having as many as she wants

>> No.37492968
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Your pharaoh keeps you close.

>> No.37492991

Lims have some weird fashion sense

>> No.37493000
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Big hats are the latest fashion trend.
I heard some Wonderlander started it.

>> No.37493016
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Welcome to the squidbro association, Anon!

>> No.37493019
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Very important

>> No.37493035

Hate wonderland
I live below a chesh and wock and every time they're watching MotD on the telly all I hear is
I'm sick of it
I hate wonderland

>> No.37493036

Say you have a wurm who wants a man, but chases him down a subway tunnel, damaging millions of dollars of equipment and ruining everyone's commute. What should happen to her?

>> No.37493038

It's the man's fault for running.

>> No.37493039
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>> No.37493040

the man gets a stern talking to because running from a wurm is a civil offense.

>> No.37493041

nothing and the man should be punished from running from such a gentle monster

>> No.37493049

Squidding around sounds fun. Important to not reveal the secret squidbro meeting place though. Gotta learn how to block access to said memory so your mistress can't find out.

>> No.37493053
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who doesn't love absolutely enormous hats?

>> No.37493059
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She can barely get any words out other than "hungry" or "mwee" yet even she's on board the hat trend.

>> No.37493061 [DELETED] 
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I prefer this pic in particular

>> No.37493069
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is there a name for that type of hair+body type?
i find hard to search for me.

>> No.37493083

Succubi really should be therapists

>> No.37493092

jesus, that quailty

>> No.37493097

Couldnt a mindflayer just "Rewrite" your brain to ease your emotional issues? sure sounds like a dick move,but if it works and takes less time

>> No.37493104
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big hats give me a big tent

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>> No.37493112

seems unnecessary in most cases but it's nice to have the option

>> No.37493114
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>> No.37493124

Do fights break out when wonderland loses?

>> No.37493125

>bow on horn
That's fucking cute

>> No.37493129

But that's just avoiding the problems, not conquering them and being stronger for it

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>> No.37493142
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>in the far,far,very far future,ship commander anon gets sent together with a mg to repopulate outer system planets by themselves

>> No.37493143
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Bit of Breath of Fire 3. Patrician taste.

>> No.37493144

cute and naive.

>> No.37493149

just found it randomly while searching on the lamia tag,sorry anon

>> No.37493154

All I do in wonderland is shitpost about how bareclona is going to win, I also have been kicked out of many places in wonderland, seems like they can't handle the bantz

>> No.37493159

I need my monster girls with enormous mana sacks.

>> No.37493174

>When you summon a succubus but they sent the intern

>> No.37493181

>Got dragon rider
>Now the neighbor dragon won't stop ogling me

>> No.37493186
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gotta go to the local coven for that

>> No.37493190

more horns! MORE!

>> No.37493195

I will.
And I ain't leaving until they're worried about the amount of Mana they've stored up.

>> No.37493198
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You have stumbled upon greatness anon. Revel in your accidental discovery.

>> No.37493207

>Why did I get a lesser succubus? I thought I specified a normal succubus
Just imagine how she'd panic and ask when she's meant to suck your dick.
Makes it sound like succubus summon operate like phone sex.

>> No.37493215
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lets hope you can hold out

>> No.37493217
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>> No.37493222

Momster girls are CUTE!!!

>> No.37493223
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>screw up the sigils
>all hellspawn summoned through are turned into shortstacks
mistakes into miracles

>> No.37493226

Bigger horns
Bigger hats
Bigger mana tanks
Bigger families

>> No.37493240
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>> No.37493250

how do I screw the sigils to summon a fat old hag momster that is way taller than me? just asking for a friend

>> No.37493252

thats a big waifu

>> No.37493273

you'll need to know both her true name and have access to a yellowbook, a cursed grimoire from time immemorial.
then you call them up and schedule a date.

>> No.37493291

I will if it means they're going to get some custom bras from the local arachne

>> No.37493313


Tell her she's wrong and needs to learn proper, traditional, monster values. If she still doesn't follow suit take her to demon lord church every Sunday

>> No.37493320
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Give in

>> No.37493323

How,i want to give in! what are the step-by-step instructions?

>> No.37493327

for you

>> No.37493328 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.37493335

it's nice to see hats and horns in harmony

>> No.37493339

Going to try do a slightly less shitty story, what would you guys like it about?
I'm thinking of either doing Shogs, Mindflayers, Will-O-Wisps or Vampires, but requests are more than welcome.

>> No.37493348

thicc dommy mommy mindflayer molesting an anons mind as a joke, hahaha

>> No.37493351

Step 1: Stare into the abyss
Step 2: Start masturbating without looking away
Step 3: Profit

>> No.37493352

do wisp

>> No.37493358

a lilim can't mind break you with a mere hug could she?

>> No.37493372

dentist vamps?

>> No.37493373

the daily life of the pet human of a vampire

>> No.37493380
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>> No.37493388

shog and mindflayer battle over anon while he is oblivious to either of their affections

>> No.37493389

dom wisp getting her hands on some poor soul

>> No.37493392

Only one way to find out

>> No.37493394

Why would a super strong creature even bother doing something like that to me?

>> No.37493400

>Hey sis, do you think we're big enough for him yet?
>We better be or I'm going to smother him with these tits.

>> No.37493402
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Maybe. Getting hugged by two at the same time would definitely break your mind though. It's alright though. They will take care of you

>> No.37493418

she would just clam up before she could even do that

>> No.37493428

what's the maximum range on their "blow a kiss" attack?

>> No.37493464
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You might have to settle for just having lilim thighs wrapped around your head

>> No.37493484

Lilim paizuri

>> No.37493492

this too is hugging

>> No.37493503

>orbital launch complex
wtf this test is bullshit

>> No.37493525
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>> No.37493539

cute goat

>> No.37493549

More like a way to subdue their human prey

>> No.37493559
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>> No.37493566

One day you will get yours Demon Lordord, one day...

>> No.37493567

>mana battery
the fuck? I can cast spells with the best of 'em

>> No.37493627

"Uhh uhhh uhh uhhh uhhhh uh uhhhhuhh, uhhh uh?" you're making my gums bleed on purpose, aren't you?
>vampire dentist pulls out of frenching the life out of your mouth

>> No.37493631
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Reminder that getting forcefully husbando'd by a vampire is a great honor for any man and you should be thankful to become a husband-bloodbag

>> No.37493649
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>> No.37493659
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Even the toughest helldog bows before the mighty spray bottle.

>> No.37493665

>she lets out a cute burp after she feeds on you

>> No.37493666

dr kraken, dr kraken, my weewee feels funny when I look at you

>> No.37493667

i want to get tangled up in the office kraken

>> No.37493681

Happy Sunday! I'd like to once again (again (again (again))) ask y'all: Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc. If you've replied already and want to again, that's fine and it's cool if you wanna follow a different prompt too if these questions don't interest you. Talking about your wife is the important part.

Thanks for taking the time to answer if you do. I always love reading what you guys have to say about your mamano wives.

>> No.37493686

>implying those neets would leave their castles

>> No.37493706
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Doesn't matter they're rich enough to pay other monsters to capture men and bring them to their castles

>> No.37493735

>get kidnapped by some classical vampire and dumped on her neet daughters bed
>instead of feeding on you like she intended her daughter unties you and slides over the second player controller
this is fine too i guess

>> No.37493739

Demon lolis fuel my seductive lewd brat fetish.

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>tfw ywn get tied up and be given to a vampire hag and watch her eyes light up like its chirstmas

>> No.37493767

Hors deserves only the prettiest flowers because she is best girl.

>> No.37493770

How do I stop vampirates from plundering my booty?

>> No.37493782

Hire them

>> No.37493830

MGE magic works such that the top tier spellcasters will always be a power couple.
There's nothing stopping you from improving your own abilities, of course, but the best results will come from your wife using your mana.

>> No.37493845
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>> No.37493878

>so Anon, you want me to stop raiding this port?
>what's in it for me?
>I'll hire you as a privateer. You can rob whatever as long as they aren't allied with me.
>hmm... I'd need a bit more compensation...
>How much do you want?
>how about a ring?~
>Anon rummages through his desk, pulling out a battered silver and ruby ring
>Alright, pleasure doing business. Now get out and don't come back.
>vamp takes the ring after staring at it for a few minutes
>tries it on in her cabin later that night
>all while thinking about how hard she's about to pillage him

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Physical appearance has to have the major species elements. Wings for harpies etc Everyone plays fast and loose with personality, so that is more flexible.
Wrong about shortstacks, but the sloppy heartbroken Kiki is a great idea
>Kiki is whino in alley
>boo hoo lost Anon to fancy Shogg
>Kiki's Shogg friend comes by and mocks her
>Shogg tells Kiki that fancy Shogg will be competing at the upcoming Cleaning Cup
>Shogg friend calls Kiki a lousy bum
>makes her polish silver
>makes her chase chickens
>makes her repair dumbwaiters
>punch that side of beef you dirty bum Kiki!
>makes her shit lighting
>yells ANON!
>Kiki is now a lean mean cleaning machine
>Shogg friend and Kiki high five
>Shogg and Kiki enter the Cleaning Cup
>gonna beat that fancy Shogg and get Anon!
>Shogg friend collapses while cleaning against fancy Shogg
>oh no
>with her last breath she leaves her broom to Kiki
>do it for me Kiki uraghhh
>oh god she's dead
>many Kiki tears while declaring vengeance
>Kiki sweeps away the competition leaving a pile of maimed domestic servants in her wake
>raaagh need revenge this was her broom raaagh
>beats the absolute crap out of fancy manstealing Shogg
>kisses Anon so hard that his leg pops back and he goes tee hee like a faget
>roar to the sky as she sees Shogg friend waving her tentacles from heaven:

>> No.37493899

Have you told us your waifu? You promised you would!

>> No.37493901

big fucking guard dog

>> No.37493917

Gonna summon huge, honking CAKE demons as extra stacked shortstacks.

>> No.37493946

Making a lot of dhampirs with broodmother vampire hag wife

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>> No.37494038

ive done this before but i must ask
why ask how she smells??

>> No.37494043

a snek for large pregnancies.

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>> No.37494071

uhh, delivery for one miss, uhh.. vamp

>> No.37494088

Who are these vamps and why are they strangling me?

>> No.37494096
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>not her boss version with the lamia half

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>> No.37494189

the sweet smell of fox ass in the afternoon

>> No.37494193

go back to /r/monstergirlcaps, juan

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>> No.37494282

fuck the Monster girl state

>> No.37494289


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>> No.37494321

If they don't protect my virginity they're not getting my patronage!

>> No.37494323
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Slimes are your FRIENDS

>> No.37494329

then why does she molest me?

>> No.37494332
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>sword that can't keep wielder from seeking out other swords

>> No.37494345

>underground ring of human rebels
>lurk in obscure forums deep in the bowels of the internet
>occasionally hold meetings in abandoned warehouses, everyone in masks and costumes to protect their identity
>plot to overthrow mamonokind and restore the theocracy
>a third of their members are secretly monsters
>the only reason they've avoided detection so far is because the neets who stumbled across them want to keep the cock-buffet all to themselves
>too shy to make a move and actually seduce anyone, so they just keep the humans from getting caught
>slowly learn the posting habits of individual posters
>gain their trust and offer to meet up somewhere "to discuss critical information"
>every once and a while, two members will mysteriously go dark at the same time
>leaders write it off as "getting got" and lay low for a while

>> No.37494376

that sounds gay, rather lurk on the pro monster domination side forums that only lonely neet monsters frequent and shitpost on there, derailing threads by posting my muscular body and asking things like is Holst milk good for you?

>> No.37494384
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did someone say gay?

>> No.37494399

Is...is she gay?

>> No.37494413

she was pretty much just a pun on the word fujoshi.

>> No.37494419
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Friends with benefits
Gooey, slimy, sticky benefits

>> No.37494423

Mmm, Shantae. We don't give genies enough attention.

>> No.37494426

>tfw you are a virgin but steal all of your stuff

>> No.37494485

>dragon types out several paragraphs about how humans exist only to serve monsters, starts turning into a bad smut fic by the end

>> No.37494487
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a girl's got to eat

>> No.37494492
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>wishing for slimes instead of zombie tits
What a terrible use of that brain. You should donate it and wish for another one.

>> No.37494499

kind of loks lik tomoko

>> No.37494514
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BIG echidnas

>> No.37494542

and Knuckles

>> No.37494562

i wonder what the salary is like

>> No.37494571
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>One of the only few faithful relationships in greek mythology was between typhoon and echidna,two monstrous beings who spawned many other monsters

>> No.37494582

I would definitely mess with dragons, lims, and all the other high level monsters also point out how they need to get out and talk with a man if they want one, advice most couldn't

>> No.37494599

>Dragons are on mountains
>Echidnas on caves or other hidden dungeons
>Vampires in castles or streets hiding as humans
>Etc etc
Where one would even start looking for those?

>> No.37494605

in the deep bowels in the earth

>> No.37494606

shoggoth finds you

>> No.37494608

shogs are easy. bottom of the sea and antarctica.

>> No.37494612

Arctic region

Barring that, track down the darkest, dankest places that come to mind.

>> No.37494623

How does your wife make YOU heart-pupil?
>big dragon wife blowing heart-shaped smoke rings at me before blowing a kiss

>> No.37494638

Down down down by the river

>> No.37494643

You invoke them in a ritual

>> No.37494650
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with her E actually its very easy

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by whispering into my ear that she wants more daughters

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All the brains you can eat, and excellent web coverage. But the health package is mediocre at best, and the room and board could be better.

>> No.37494683

molesting me while I want to do something

>> No.37494697

I also wish to live in an arachne's web.

>> No.37494704

>A big, strong, long hug
>Her sitting on my lap
>her saying she loves me

>> No.37494706


>> No.37494732

W-who's brains?

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>> No.37494766

getting shoved between her tits

>> No.37494787

Taking the lead to encourage me to take the lead

>Takes my hand to kiss it, rub against her cheek
>Hug from behind so she can whisper lewd nothings into my ear
>Tricks me into holding her from behind, then using her hands to make my hands fondle every inch of her body.

>> No.37494796

Gonna post my address in response.

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Okay, but watch out. The landlords can get clingy when the rent is due. They will give you a discount if you bring genies along with you.
Who's steaks do you normally eat? Just kidding. It is a trade secret. You have to be told face to face, in person. Like those guys that vanished without a trace. Bring some friends along to prove that you are serious about learning the brain industry's secrets.

>> No.37494814

>boss doesn't give you the raise you deserve
>spoof his ip address, rile up monsters, and post his address

>> No.37494829

all I am going to do is post my flaccid dick and say that this never moved

>> No.37494860
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Holding the world's oil supply ransom hostage.

>> No.37494866

>"I love you"

>> No.37494867

an ass large enough to block the suez canal, how devious.

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>> No.37494912
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The devil that you know is better than the devil that you don’t

>> No.37494930

I like cunny

>> No.37494948

I'm curious to see what those tits do after a pregnancy.

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>> No.37494961
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It likes you too
It wants to make you a degenerate

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she flexes, and I lose all my willpower

>> No.37495058

I wish she had a Cobra hood

>> No.37495098

I bought rape insurance from a danuki, but the contract says "rape assurance." Did i fuck up?

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Let's see how you like being the one receiving the headpats for a change!

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>Has anyone ever told you that you have a handsome soul?
>Can I have it?

>> No.37495114

my soul? maybe, I just need some warm milk

>> No.37495117

It usually comes with a thirty day refund. That assumes you can last for thirty days.

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sorry, already traded it to this nice demon for some candy

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She committed one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is to never get involved with a land war in Zipangu. This however is a different blunder, not realizing that tit pat > head pat. By virtue of lacking tits and escalating, I win! Foolish Cupids, it is inconceivable that you could defeat me!

>> No.37495165


>what's her personality
She's outwardly reserved and timid, especially with strangers. Despite her muted manner of expression, one can still derive her loving and caring attitudes through her actions. She quietly lends her attention and time to those she cares about, and rallies around in support in times of trouble.

Her foremost value is cleanliness... on the condition that she's responsible for it. For example, taking a shower to get cleaned up after a hard day out is nice, but nothing compares to her husband returning from a hot day outside covered in dirt, musk, sweat, and all other foul elements so that she can clean him herself. This is half because she wants to feel needed, and half because she loves handling filth, like all Akaname. She's a bit selfish in that sense. She also likes to keep things organized, constantly making lists and micro-managing for herself to mitigate disorder.

Inwardly she's capable of being competitive, quick-tempered, spiteful, and even quite glum (though this is mostly a relic from her hikki days). Will resort to elaborate displays and flair when threatened, upset, or simply in the defense of others, even when she's far out of her depth. Romantically, she's intensely affectionate and touchy. Her hair and tongue are both hyper-sensitive and intimate extensions of herself.

>what's her appearance
She's an Akaname who loaned her body to a Lich in exchange for a few months' rent. The Lich experimented and gave her attributes of a Kejourou with a scarred, sharp maw for a mouth (which she's highly insecure about, having been ostracized for it constantly).

Her skin is soft and white, while her hair is soft, silky (custom of Kejourou), and of faded purple hues. It's tied in a thick braid and falls down to her waist, although sometimes she wears it tied up in a bun, or lets it flow and part along the sides of her face naturally. Her eyes are yellow, she has thick, purple brows. There's a patch of freckles clustered around her nose as well.

She's above average/medium height, the top of her head reaching my chin, with an hourglass figure that's more bottom-heavy than top. Huge, soft breasts, narrow waist, very wide hips, and thick thighs. In public/around strangers she usually wears a kimono, as is typical in Zipangu, with a face-mask to obscure her maw.

>what does she smell like
Usually like honey. A honey bee friend of hers taught her how to raise honeybees and cultivate the nectar naturally. She uses it to make her own shampoos.

>what does she do for a living
Currently a meido for her husband. Previously, she was a hikikomori, and even homeless for a time. Her quirks and temperament have made it hard for her to sustain a job.

>what are her hobbies
Gardening, painting, pet-grooming (cats, rabbits, and snakes especially (does beekeeping count?)), and cooking (we do this together) are her foremost hobbies.
Whether it's her latent competitiveness or an extension of the support offered to her friends/loved ones, but she picks up new hobbies very easily and often.
She doesn't necessarily stick with all of them of course, though.

>does she have many friends
She has some, but no, not many. She's quite insular and prefers to keep a small circle.

This was very fun to write, so thanks for asking. Would've preferred to polish it some more but didn't want to leave you waiting even longer. I can just polish/develop it a bit more in time anyways.

No particular reason aside from asking for sensory details. In hindsight it can be kinda hard to describe scent, yeah.

>> No.37495191

>agree to give your demon your sole after six months of "trial period"
>have her take care of all your meals, clean your house, file your taxes
>she's counting down the days until she owns you
>always mocking you about her impending revenge when she serves you dinner
>day comes
>you give her a shoe
>tell her she should have specified what she meant by soul
>laugh and slam the door in her face
>she knocks on your door a week later with a subpoena
>takes you to court, argues that the sole of a shoe is not the same as the sole of your foot
>judge agrees that "Anon's sole" is a more true interpretation of the phrasing than "Anon's shoe's sole"
>demon now legally owns one of your feet
>magic contractual bullshit means you can't even walk without "borrowing" your own foot from her
>she can make you kick and move the foot around at will
>drags you around the house like a cavewoman since you can't walk, demands you give her your soul proper so she can finally claim you
>tell her to fuck off, she'll never get the rest of you
>one day she drags you out into the living room to show you something
>extra abrasive carpet
>it's being put into every hallway in the house
>says it can all be returned if you just say the magic words

>> No.37495206

I'll take rugburn for every one of the rest of my days! You'll never break me!

>> No.37495218

>super sexy demon just dragging anon around all day
>anon is too stubborn to give himself up
>passing amazons and dark elfs give her a thumbs up and nod their heads in approval

>> No.37495223

Time to saw my leg off and get a prosthetic.

>> No.37495232

>thinking you can go anywhere with a demon holding you
sorry anon, looks like you have to gnaw it off like an animal

>> No.37495234

Do you have to be horny to write good smut?

>> No.37495250

i'll sell my soul so i can see the demon in a magical girl outfit

>> No.37495254

>demon thinks she's one, Anon's back is chafed to hell from all the dragging
>stands over him gloating
>he gets a smirk
>the demon sneers and ask why he's so cocky
"You forgot the static"
hits her with a shock that would make a raiju jealous
Stalemate again in the demon household. Will either of them ever win?

>> No.37495260

I can crawl to the garage. I only need my arms for that.

>> No.37495265

nah, giving is gay, I'll just have a little accident with some saw

>> No.37495286

Nobody called anything about me "handsome".

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>> No.37495332

I’m gonna troll the milk delivery holst by painting my door red and taping a nude photo of myself to it with a caption that says “single thirsty and lonely”

>> No.37495335

By far the best entry into the mix. Well done anon, and great waifu!
I'll have to add more to mine to measure up!

>> No.37495348

Why would you do that to such a beautiful little buttercup?

>> No.37495370

>she bursts through your door
>start laughing at her as she humps your picture
>she hears you and looks up with heart pupils
uh oh

>> No.37495440

So what's the martial arts situation in mgc?

>> No.37495475

everybody was kung fu fighting

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>Those heathens will never know what hit 'em

>> No.37495501

>she looks back
>milk bottles spilled everywhere
>she turns back to you
>her eyes turn red
>"looks like you're going to help me refill those"

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>> No.37495557

if monster girls love us so much then why do the try to rape us?

>> No.37495567

What did that poor door ever do to you?

No best/worst here, I was just unaware of how long I'd gone on after typing everything in notepad. And who is your wife? Wanna keep an eye out.

>> No.37495570

because you dont know whats good for you

>> No.37495579

lifting my face up by the chin with one finger or a demon realm silver weapon

>> No.37495584

Because you're coy and don't make the first move.

>> No.37495590

It told me that I couldn't

>> No.37495595

Because rape is the purest form of love.

>> No.37495678

As someone who as written a lot of it, suprisingly not. Most of what I write while horny tends to get deleted quickly after. While I'm not horny, I tend to be more focussed and I write with better intent. While you are horny, you can't understand the nature of the horny. While you aren't, you can.

>> No.37495703

They usually only do if they sense that you want it. A hellhound wouldn't rape a guy who would hate every second of it.

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>> No.37495743

In most case they don't see it as "rape" in the sense a human may use the word. To them they're just being pro-active and satisfying their predatory instincts.

Of course it is more complicated in practice, an exhaustive examination of the many reasons MGE girls in particular act the way they do would take quite a while.

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Look at the smug smile on this man's face. That's the face of a man that knows he'll be getting the undivided attention of that mermaid's breasts for the next week of their honeymoon.

>> No.37495803

stop focusing on men you fruit

>> No.37495817

Monstergirls are for dragging into alleyways and proactively dating

>> No.37495830

That's what you got out of my comment? Focus on the mermaid's breasts!

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Those kicks were fast as lightning

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In fact it was a little bit frightening

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Asking a kunoichi to train with you makes for a great first date.

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But they did it with expert timing

>> No.37495947

Why do you need to drag them into alleyways to date them?

>> No.37495970

I'm kind of shy and doing it in the middle of the street is too much public attention

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humans are for tricking into coming shady alleyways and being mind broken by hag pussy

>> No.37495993

Why not take them to a nice, semi-obscure restaurant or something for your date? What can you even do in an alleyway?

>> No.37496045

We can go bigger. I want a sea cow.

>> No.37496053

gotta find a mantee monster girl for that

>> No.37496055

>what can you even do in an alleyway?
admittedly actual alleyways aren't ideal, but it's hard to beat the mood-setting of a quick grab and duck out of sight, and that's what I'm really after

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Honk honk

>> No.37496066

>Why do you need to drag them into alleyways

>> No.37496100

Statistically, 64% of MGC couples' first time was in an alley. They're perfectly romantic places.

>> No.37496102

>all she had to do was ask
dumb hags can't do anything right, bet they can't rape right

>> No.37496107

>monster cities are 90% alleyway
>mattresses in every one
>bubble wrap all over the ground
>tons of monsters just "hanging out" in ever alley

>> No.37496110

because then they don't go
>KYAAA! Unhand me, you fiend! Ah!
>Mongrel! Beast! Villain! Defiler!
And then all kinds of cute muffled sounds once you gag them and get to business

>> No.37496115

go get raped by a hag, and tell us how bad she was

>> No.37496129
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>> No.37496140

thicc =/= hag

>> No.37496146

>they consider welcoming an outsider by giving him a welcoming rape
>It is done until the male is visibly mindbroken

>> No.37496172

>poke head in alley
>ask the "empty" alley if this is the cat alley
>hear multiple voices say "No, that one is two alleyways down"
>thank you empty alley

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just did, was not impressed
2/10 would not be raped by

>> No.37496200

It’s bait. Cause I want her to just ram through the door in a fit of horny rage and slam me full force, titty to mouth, not stopping till I’m unconscious

>> No.37496220

hag == old?

>> No.37496230

not always
hag is a mindset, not a state of being
not all ancient evils are hags, but some hags are ancient evils

>> No.37496232

I will walk cat alley singing
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent

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Not every thicc girl is a hag, but hags tend to be thicc.

>> No.37496248
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I love liches!

>> No.37496272

>be normal sized man
>see fuckheug monstergirl at a party. Taller than any human, rippling muscles, gargantuan breasts and butt, smoking hot
>even though she's surrounded by friends (of similar specie and size), I'm going in
>grab her by the pinkie and try to pull her towards the alley
>at first she didn't even acknowledge it, then she was confused, then politely excuses herself from her friends

>> No.37496287

Adorable, when is the wedding?

>> No.37496292

>alleyways in MGC are notoriously coated in "fluids" as s result

>> No.37496294

wild west lich
>sews your arm back on you for a nickel
>disinfects with some strong whiskey
>has a handcannon for a revolver
>still uses a black powder gun
>all her zombies also know how to use guns
>was the most feared possey in the mamano west in the old days
>now has no idea what to do with her life

>> No.37496302

Anon, I hope you know what the repercussion are for honking a dragon

>> No.37496309
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>All rich monsters and ojous go to the same school, which is basically a modified palace.
>It's also the place where butlers go to learn and they get paired with an ojou the very first day. Each pair shares the same room and have to do everything together.

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Oh you’re a GIRL dragon I mean of… COURSE you’re a girl dragon cause you're just reeking. Of. Feminine… beauty?

>> No.37496341

I don't get why some settings make succubi consider having an orgasm to be a bad thing for them. Indeed I recall one hentai manga series where the succubi had a rule where they had to kill a man if they made her orgasm, despite the fact that every succubus in the series clearly loved having sex (which also meant they never went through with executing this rule).

>> No.37496368

>Everything changed when the railroads connected and the"electricity" came into town.
>Hell, just the other day an "aw-toe-moe-beeul" rolled into town chooching and a smokin
>aint no use for rough riders like me no more.
>justabout all the posse's married
>all but me

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My MEGAMORPHOSINATOR can transform every monster within a 150 km radius and no one can stop me.

>> No.37496387

I am going to be the one deliquent butler student that doesn't wear the uniform, skips class, whores himself out, and plays rock like the rebel I am. The only reason they don't kick me out is that I also am one of the greatest bulter thats ever graced the halls of the place

>> No.37496402

I don't want to stop you

>> No.37496406

>have to do everything

>> No.37496407

did you make sure everyone is ok with it first, you monster?!

>> No.37496410

Because that would be a sign of being weaker/"beaten" by a mortal

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Looks like it isn't working.

>> No.37496424

Push the button

>> No.37496427
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>meanwhile in the snake pits

>> No.37496431
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I am ok with it.

>> No.37496438

Naughty anon, what are you thinking about

>> No.37496439

>have to do everything together
>mfw have to 'share' my kikimora gf with new mistress-in-training
this isn't what I signed up for!

>> No.37496457

>tfw ywn be a dqn paired with a goody two shoe ojou that is way older than you and fusses over your injuries

>> No.37496458

and will your body be directly affected by it?

>> No.37496459
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see thats the trick, your kiki is now an ojou kiki who you have to serve now

>> No.37496488

>tfw you get paired up with the moest perverted bicorn around that you know would make you sleep with her single and much older maids

>> No.37496499

Do I get to call her "Mistress" and she refers to me by my name and not as "Master"? Because that's hotter.

>> No.37496524

Snooty ojou kikis are IDEAL for alley-dragging

>> No.37496541
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>This year there are more butlers than ojous
>You get paired with one of the teachers instead

>> No.37496561

>try to drag ojou kiki
>her guard knocks you out
>drags you into the alley and sets her guards on you
>you don't know what hurts worse: your pelvis or the fact she's making fun of you during the rape

>> No.37496594

yes and yes, just forgive her if she slips in a "master" or two
and be careful, if you can't clean at least as well as her, kiki will have to punish you

>> No.37496614

fuck, I am definitely following her directions, wouldn't want to get punished, I wouldn't want to get tied up and become her toy for every fuck up I do, I wouldn't want to get spanked, molested, and even raped for being a dumbass

>> No.37496641

To be a teacher's assistant, or a teacher's ASSistant

>> No.37496646

Love when they make the huge breasts slighly saggy like this

>> No.37496654

That's good. I will take any punishment Mistress deems appropriate, I must deserve it for being such a worthless servant to her.

>> No.37496663

As actual boobs do
Plus, it really helps show off their heft

>> No.37496665

liches get stiches

>> No.37496671

>you come into class covered in lipstick and with your uniform out of whack while the teache's hair is a bit messed up

>> No.37496707

If those were real boobs they'd reach their knees though dog bless 2D

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>> No.37496812

I really like Scyllas/Krakens/other Octoqueens. They're underrated.

>> No.37496842
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>Ojou echidna

>> No.37496855

Wheres the drill hair?

>> No.37496872
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Big tiger

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>> No.37497026

I liked her better as a sword.

>> No.37497041

ojou kidnappings are not spur-of-the-moment things, obviously
they take experience, preparation, and intel-gathering to pull off, but are quite worth it

>> No.37497047

Looking at these boots has made me wonder what kind of outfit you could make if you took bits and pieces of the various scant outfits different monsters wear with the goal of arranging something that covers the entire body.

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>> No.37497061

Who would win:
A trained and fully equipped Order soldier or a kikimora with a frying pan.

>> No.37497073

EXCUSE ME, I prefer the term 'gentleman of the night'
don't kinkshame my clients/wives, either

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>"What? You're my backup!? I was expecting base command to send more people and more armed. How are we supposed neutralize a whole building full of manticores with just you!?"

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Might as well post 3DPD at this point.

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Sister, be at ease
I am one of the inghimasi, I am to be one of the martyrs

>> No.37497294

Don't be mad, wagie. I just do what I like and I get paid for it, extremely well paid

>> No.37497424
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I reject the two. I choose, my elf Ojou-sama!

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>> No.37497448

who the fuck is and how did you get this number?

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Worship gotes or else anon

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>> No.37497535

Gonna make that big tiger a bigger tiger.

>> No.37497540

i suppose i didn't have anything better to do

>> No.37497544

Is that green thing her stuffed animal?

>> No.37497564

>...the rapists

>> No.37497582

looks like she's about to eat it so probably not

>> No.37497598
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>> No.37497611
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sheathe your sword in shog

>> No.37497675

Sorry I only stop for smug lolibaba gotes

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Frog Kunoichi for hire, only $95!

>> No.37497717

Too much. Guess I'm going for the cheapo version.

>> No.37497720


>> No.37497771

>"M-master, its alright. You don't need to play it up like tha-"

>> No.37497815

now you got me thinking about a lilim self conscious that her husband might be faking mindbreak

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>> No.37497944

What the hell is she hunting with that, blue whales?

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>> No.37498020

>anon loves his shog too much to be mindbroken, so he keeps pretending
>no matter what she does, he pretends to minbreak
>she tries to stop him but he insists in making her feel like a true eldritch terror

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>> No.37498039

>No, you are a creature of the outer dark and I'm going to make you feel that way!
>"Thank you master but the coffee is ready."

>> No.37498054

What a floofy dead dragoncel.

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>> No.37498068

Cute zombie dragon.

>> No.37498073
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>shog is gossiping with some neighbors
>they are all bragging about how they mind broke and dominated their hubbies
>manticore bragged about using her tail to conquer her hubby
>dark elf bragged that she subdued her hubby with a bdsm session
>shog stutters that she mind broke master with a kiss
>other wives look at her with eyes full of respect and fear
>she can't say that her latest "mind break" was when she gave master his good morning kiss
>and that he broke character for a moment when he bumped his head while "mind breaking"

>> No.37498078

>Professor Xavier "My Mind!".wav

>> No.37498093

well, that was fruitless.

>> No.37498107

>take a career test
>the Minotaur PE teacher in charge of testing just wrote down “MINE” on my test with my graduation date on it
What do you think Ms. Mino is saying guys? Sometimes I just don’t understand MGs…

>> No.37498114

You're a miner, Harry.

>> No.37498123

sounds like it's the dreulite mines for you

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>now get to dig with wurm sensei
oh boy!

>> No.37498188

That marshmallow cat is ROUND.

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>> No.37498243

I need haughty nobles with thick southern aristocrat accents to show what a commoner can really do.

>> No.37498467

If a nation of humans wanted to keep out monster invaders from coming to their lands would the monster natives in the nation be willing to help them assuming the humans viewed them as “one of us” or would they betray.

>> No.37498528
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Who uses rapiers?
What do you call a rapier user?
A rapist!
Dhampirs are rapists, don't trust them!

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Not fat enough

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Not only would they "betray," the entire nation would have been primed for monster occupation in advance.
The nation would surrender in days.

>> No.37498578

>Monsters do not respect sovereignty

Either disgusting or pathetic that monsters have to force themselves like that.

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Sovereignty as we know it is nothing more than an informal agreement between robber barons for each to stay off the other's turf.
There's nothing to lose by handing over the reins to someone who's not just interested in lining their coffers.

>> No.37498615

Monsters truly do not understand such things like loyalty and camaraderie.

>> No.37498620

Is not man vs monster its Man+Monster Vs other monsters

>> No.37498631

"Nation of humans" implies humans in charge, which, in MGE, can be objectively improved putting it under mamono management.

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I want to camaraderie myself in my wife's tailpussy

>> No.37498655

Donde esta el pan?!

>> No.37498678

That looks fucking delicious.

>> No.37498681

Then how about that premise but replace Nation of Humans with “Nation where humans and monsters coexist”

>> No.37498700

You were the chosen one! You were supposed to stop the monsters not help them!

>> No.37498716

Other monsters are competition so....

>> No.37498738
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Then there probably wouldn't be invaders to begin with.
All there'd be to worry about in that case is the occasional roving pack of monster bandits, and they're only going to be preying on any primarily-human villages or caravans (read: containing ample quantities of single men). The most any present monsters would do to stop them is a) keep them from making a mess, and b) make it clear which man, if any, is theirs, go get your own

>> No.37498770

Friendly reminder that if the improbable happens I WILL hunt you fuckers down and be rewarded by our new overlords.

>> No.37498826

I belong to strong, wolf bandits.

>> No.37498827

Which monsters would pay the most for humans? Asking for a friend.

>> No.37498832

Single anons try to hide behind their married monster friends.

>> No.37498845

>wolfu bandits come to my village looking like that
oh no?

>> No.37498853

Why? Why hunt us down, and what would you do to us?

>> No.37498862
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I know, right.

>> No.37498867

One that isn't wise with their money

>> No.37498875

Shoot you full of tranquilizers then hogtie you and sell you to the highest bidder. Nothing personnel it's just business.

>> No.37498879

Something larger than the broad side of a barn, and further than a stone's throw, she won't be hitting anything with that barrel length

>> No.37498880

Finally, some good fucking food.

>> No.37498892

Your gonna make alot of enemies anon spiteful grudge holding enemies

>> No.37498897

I would help authorities to track down anybody who insulted the great nation of Dragonia.

>> No.37498898

I'd rather find my wife myself thank you

>> No.37498927
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I am going to become a powerful and successful ruler of a strong nation, just so I can marry a neighboring realm's Lilim queen and integrate our kingdoms.
I am then going to push monsters onto every aspect of life.

>> No.37498958

Turns out you can just say no to monster girls, bros ive cracked the code.

>> No.37498962

>pro bono
Lol no.
Ingrates. I plan and invite myself to your weddings. I make certain your new waifu can afford to take care of you and this is the thanks I get? Extra tranqs for you guise.
My dude. Join me in the matchmaking quest and make sure the payment is in gold.

>> No.37499012

What happens when you tell them no?

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>say no to the mamono
>she goes smug and starts following you around
>she flirts, seduces and confidently teases you the entire time
you are going to be begging her to rape you before the day ends, and it will be her saying no then (only to tease though)

>> No.37499031

>can say no while full of elephant tranquilizer
Cool story bro.

>> No.37499073

They accept your choice, and then pick someone else.

>> No.37499074

Imagine an anon who just dies(faints) from sheer panic of the teasing rejection. Or one that does not let her finish to realize it was a tease and just runs for the hills in shame.

>> No.37499120

>she doesn't rape him while unconscious
>she lets him run away
based slugfag

>> No.37499136

They don't cry that you just broke their big hearts?

>> No.37499142

They cry after walking away.

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>be me
>a lumberjack level 25
>time to go earn your living
>take my trusty axe
>go to the forest
>see something coming
>it's man running away crying
>after him, runs the monster girl
<Hey come back here! I was joking! I'll gladly rape you!
business as usual

>> No.37499156

>Gets sent to the front lines
>Doesn't even get to fight and has to work in the "stress relief" tents
>You don't even fuck that many girls, you mostly cuddle them and saying they're doing a good job.
>You're pretty sure a lot of them are from the enemy side that just snuck in

>> No.37499330

Opening your own store and trying to hire monster girls must be hard.
Everyone wants to be your personal assistant and they'll do "anything~" to get the job.

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It's easy. You just need to remember that trying to accomplish anything without getting married first is an exercise in futility.
Marry a Tanuki and get double benefits: no longer being single & a monster target, and a wife with business know-how.

>> No.37499414

You don't really marry a Tanuki as much as she buys your shop and your hand in marriage at the same time.

>> No.37499423

Tomayto, tomahto

>> No.37499465

>"Look, either we're getting married, or I'm marrying you."

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>> No.37499531

How do I stop a pack of werewolves from constantly sending me unsolicited tit pics?

>> No.37499556

Respond that you don't like flatties/titty monsters depending on the size in the pics.

>> No.37499558

>Each full moon Anon's phone is flooded with pictures of huge wolf boobs, chiseled abs and big wolf butts.

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>> No.37499624

>monster invaders
>monstergirls already settled
Sends out any surplus single males to 'conquer'
Any high Dark-mana mamonos go out to support the troops by converting any male monsters for the DL
Report from the army: "We have engaged the enemy"
Local monstergirls back at home start to organise a mass engagement ceremony.

>> No.37499636

T-Tanuki-tan... C-cover your... Your...
Aaaaaah baka! Cover yourself! Gaaaah, I will never get a wife now!

>> No.37499640

There's a string down there, that's more than enough by monster standards.

>> No.37499642

Text back
>"...and vagene"
Now the pix arent bobs anymore

>> No.37499667
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Recently I've been fantasizing of being an alpha male of a werewolf pack. Criminally underrated girls (mostly because of firedogs)

>> No.37499680
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pet the dog

>> No.37499697

What is the best monster to help you capture people and hold them for ransom? Asking because of a school project.

>> No.37499752


>> No.37499765

It's a damn shame that it almost never comes up. Heckhound just really likes hogging the spotlight.

>> No.37499771

That's how you get a endless stream of softcore porn sent to your phone every day.

>> No.37499778

>she has business know how
But does she know why humans love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Cunt Breakfast Treat?

>> No.37499813

because it tastes like apples

>> No.37499958

>cinnamon toast cunt
all I "eat" is lucky cunts in the morining

>> No.37500780

How do you deal with monsters catcaliling you and asking you how much for a night, I ain't a whore, I just happen to dress like one according to them

>> No.37500794
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Smiling and saying "for a cute, young lady like you, I can go free of a charge all night every night"

>> No.37500833

Childhood friend Bogie who now towers over you and insists that you call her onee-san

>> No.37500894

>childhood clown friend

>> No.37502177

Look at those fucking abs
I'll do slave work on a farm for 12 hours a day if I get to spend 5 minutes with those abs at the end

>> No.37502288

She's saying you're a landmine. Bit of a nasty thing to say but I guess she knows you better than I do.

>> No.37502342

Ah, so she's the reason I'm afraid of clowns then?
I'm not, but I wonder how she'd feel if I told her that.

>> No.37502504

She'd feel obligated to fix it.

>> No.37502709

You think that's bad, the succ sex-ed teacher said that I need to be tutored by her, one on one in her house for a month

>> No.37502831

Man keeps running away from dullahan until he's caught.

>> No.37502852

The bicorn drama teacher told me I need to be in her production of Anon and the Seven Dwarves.

>> No.37503019

I don't think the other one was shitty, just need a little tuneup

>> No.37503161

>they dwarves are played exclusively by manticores and hellhounds

>> No.37503852
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Why is she sad?

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>> No.37504002

but anon, that doesn't fit the rhyme scheme.

>> No.37504031
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>> No.37504096

I'm fairly certain that Morrigan is the reason I'm into monstergirls.

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They certainly hit it out of the park with her design.

>> No.37504187
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>> No.37504281

>scottish succubus

>> No.37504338

Can I spend all day under her kilt?

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>> No.37504443
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big sagging dragon flagons?

>> No.37504473

Wise dragon raising up a perfect husband?

>> No.37504501

Wish 90% of the monster girls posted here weren't just humans with different ears.

>> No.37504561


>> No.37504599
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Be the change you desire anon.

>> No.37504613
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>> No.37504616

shes a big gal

>> No.37504620

I'd let a hellhound piss on my face

>> No.37504655
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>> No.37504677

I'm currently in the process of writing a mindflayer story but I honestly have no idea how I can describe the human to squidbro process. I'm thinking of describing it as the guy falling asleep with tentacles in his ears and waking up as a squidbro, or just having it be a *poof* then its happened. I don't know how to describe it without it sounding absolutely horrific. I considered having it be a slow mutation, but it just feels wrong on several counts. Anyone got any ideas?

>> No.37504693

i dont know why I like faceless monsters so much

>> No.37504719
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>> No.37504734

It has all of the sophorics needed to make for a balanced diet.

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>> No.37504791

Really though, I would play up his senses being deanened/changed so you don't have to describe what it feels like to have your limbs changed into tentacles

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>> No.37504812

Moff is wintering with me. Due to house plants I have the lights set on a timer, so even when I'm not at home the lights will turn on automatically. I hope she likes.

>> No.37504849

his perception isn't always reality with a mindflayer involved so you've got some wiggle room.

>> No.37504884

>you're a kid now
>you're a squid now

>> No.37504891

silk moths and luna moths are so cute
need the mothu mofu

>> No.37504957

Would making a wholesome fanfic about a mge witch learning magic seem weird?

>> No.37504979

I don't see why it would be.

>> No.37505106

That sounds cute.

>> No.37505169

Good idea, actually. given the nature of a mindflayer, he doesn't even need to experience it and if i write it from a first person perspective, neither do the readers

>> No.37505318

You'll get a surprise lesson on how fear and arousal are closely linked.

>> No.37505377
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>> No.37505387

What a hassle.

>> No.37505431

Shogs get everywhere, one got my jar of jelly.

>> No.37505449

Whst dies this mean exactly?

>> No.37505462

Gonna drink straight out of that vaccum cleaner's tank once kiki's done

>> No.37505473

As long as she's not learning it from a human

>> No.37505499

Why not?

>> No.37505561

What happened to the Shog?

>> No.37505572

Betelgeuse went supernova so she felt deflated

>> No.37505591

Master kissed her cheek before he went to work, she melted into the carpet.

>> No.37505597

Mastah said her jelly was just sort of OK.

>> No.37505605

Clown maid?
Maid clown?

>> No.37505626

Because monster girls are more naturally gifted than humans in magic so it makes more sense to learn it from a monster girl
That and it avoids it coming across like some isekai power fantasy shit where the human mc needs to teach fantasy land girls basic things they should already know

>> No.37505670

whichever one doesnt have the maid uniform. otherwise it doesnt matter

>> No.37505798

Monday happened.

>> No.37505887

It's fine, don't worry. Just make it cute and it's okay. Men can be anything they want in MGE.

>> No.37506001
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I can be Druella's chair?!?

>> No.37506013

No lewding the witch lolis

>> No.37506035

>By the end of it, anon now has a pavlovian to fear
>He gets rock hard when watching horror movies now
God damn clowns

>> No.37506055

It depends on the species. A human could easily teach a succubus how to use elemental magic instead of just ero spells.

>> No.37506099

Even when she's upset, kiki is so damn cute

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Kikis are always adorable.

>> No.37506136

Even panties?

>> No.37506174

Just gotta know some transformation magic.

>> No.37506176

Why is she pretending to be a snow leopard?

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Because it's adorable.

>> No.37506392

Not if I get to her first

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Kiki got revengeance with her friend's broom rarrgh! see >>37493884

>> No.37506889
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Trust elves! Moral integrity is stored in the ears, so there's nothing to fear!

>> No.37506922 [SPOILER] 
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You appreciate the classic though, right anon?

>> No.37506999 [SPOILER] 
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of course

>> No.37507004

I guess so.

>> No.37507025

>lost in the woods after being chased by werewolves
>Stumble across an elf
>Remember to trust elves and let her help me
>I spent the night at her house
>Try leaving the next morning but she isn't letting me
>After struggling for a bit she knocks me out
>Wake up during a wedding ceremony

>> No.37507065 [SPOILER] 
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Classic you say?
>magic loli is ordered to clean the Sabbath headquarters by baph
>this will go well
>salute baph as she and everyone leaves headquarters
>sparkling kohai eyes.witch
>time to show what you are made of!
>look around at messy building
>ewww this place is gross
>try and lift mop bucket
>sad trombone noises as you struggle
>remember that you have a weak loli body
>oh no sempai won't notice me!
>better use magic to clean the place
>grab magic book
>enchant mops and brooms and scrubbing brushes
>fuck it enchant it all make this place spotless
>recline and drink from a cup with an umbrella
>mwahahah you are brilliant and not a failure
>oh wait isn't all Sabbath magic hentai pervert shit?
>look up to see the brooms and mops getting closer to you
>no mop-kun that's a special place please don't touch there!
>better cancel the enchantment quick
>oh no it didn't work
>why did everything grow a penis?
>baph comes back after the weekend
>opens door
>witch is in the middle of a equipment gangbang
>nooooo sempai don't look at meeee
>literally every surface is covered in jizz
>baph faceplams
>every fucking time
Wholesome Sabbath magic. Wholesome Sabbath. Anon I...

>> No.37507073

If integrity is stored in the ears, why should I trust the people who's ears are shipped like knives? Seems like a great way to be betrayed

>> No.37507109

I like this very much.

>> No.37507126

How do you make it knowing that all if this certainly impossible. I just hope that the next morning I will not wake up in my bed but time pass and everything is the same. Feel very lonely now that everyone is gone

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>> No.37507256

>Doktor, turn off my maid inhibitors

>> No.37507272 [SPOILER] 
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You guess so?

>> No.37507279

A purple cat? Well I never.

>> No.37507326
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Miia has a question.

>> No.37507330

Too many
No fun allowed

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kind of?

>> No.37507345

That smile is way too wide.

>> No.37507355

its wonderfully devious
youll learn to love it

>> No.37507360

Just take up one row

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>expecting the impossible
That is your problem. This place is to blow off steam with wholesome shitposting, or to quell the inevitable loneliness and that humans get no matter their circumstances. That's what unachievable fantasy is, a distraction for emotional management. Remember to occupy yourself with something real. You have to be connected to the world's largest database to be here, nigga. Try to find something engaging between shitposts and work. I'm sure you can find something real to look forward to, even if it takes effort. Sorry, but that's the best anyone can reasonably tell you afaik. Cheer up, have a houri.

>> No.37507390

>what if I turned my husband into a squid and disguised him as my own clothing?
>Oh ho ho, delightful devilish Xana'thu

>> No.37507433

Imagine her at a parent-teacher conference
"Mrs. Mindflayer, your son and daughters are misbehaving in class, is everything okay at home?"
>"oh but of course, my husband and I maintain an extremely loving household!"
"Speaking of which, where is Mr. Anon?"
>"what do you mean? He's right here with us"
>she points to the squid vigorously fucking her cunt, which in turn was oozing with baby batter
>"we're trying for a third child"
"Ah, so that explains the "slime trail", going to have to call a janitor for that one"
>"I sense a disturbance, I can erase that memory, if you'd let me"
"That's a violation of school policy ma'am"

>> No.37507441

>everyone is gone
What? I'm here bro.

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>"I said my broom was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my broom."
>spam square to take out the trash

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*Jumps down after sending a kobold into fucking orbit*

>> No.37507528

Never trust elves!

>> No.37507557

>I played college ball you know.
>Yeah, in some cushy Ivy-League school!
>Try Miskatonic University

>> No.37507558

Shog talking about MEMES would be just plain cursed

>> No.37507585
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Be careful when making brews or potions or you'll have a slime following you around like a lost puppy

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Don't fuck with Senator Dark Elf!
>Senator, why is this fight arousing?!
>Shogmachines, son. Your dick hardens in response to physical trauma.

>> No.37507604

Nightgaunt art is always weird to me because of this.
Her husband being right there and all.
That's a thing with every abyssal profile other than shoggoth, but I think artists have a harder time figuring out what an unmarried night gaunt looks like.

>> No.37507606

The major difference is that werewolves are pack monsters, meaning harems.
Thus, they’re disadvantaged from the start for anyone who prefers monogamy, while the people who ARE into harems almost always want each girl to be a different species.
This problem applies to several other species as well.

>> No.37507650

basically the same but her wings are smaller and don't have hands

>> No.37507722

>Reject humanity, return to slime

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Do demon realm nations fight each other? I know if they did it would be with demon silver weapons and nobody would actually get hurt, but do they ever go to war over stupid stuff just to keep things interesting?

>> No.37507759

I can picture them going to war over a man. Like fighting for which ruler gets to be anon's liege

>> No.37507776

>She called me fat!?!
>That's it, rally the troops!!!.

>> No.37507786

I'd like to imagine the wars being like the wars in dog days
In which its closer to a sports competition than an actual war .

>> No.37507795

thats the thought I had

>> No.37507803

Monster Olympics
implying anyone watches men's events except to look at bulges

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Dark Elves have a aggressive cultural outreach program aimed towards Elf countries. Dark Elves are very keen on the exchange portion of the program. They even subsidize the high cost of educational tools like restraints and lubricants. Elf guests of the exchange system are THE most vocal and moist supporters of the program. It is heavily promoted, but no one would call it a war.

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Dragonia just bribes the monster IOC to have the olympics take place there every 4 years. The dragons seem to hope that the influx of fit male athletes will mean they can net themselves a man, but it hasn't worked out yet...

>> No.37507833

>dog days
Been on my backlog for like ten years

>> No.37507838

>but do they ever go to war over stupid stuff just to keep things interesting?
The demonic knights and other high rank monsters we've seen so far seem like huge cunts, so they probably get into conflicts over petty reasons all the time.

>> No.37507869

I’m saving this in my lewd folder.

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They're good girls! They'd never!

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I will never lose to foxes.

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>Anon is now the patriarch of the largest fox family in the area

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>ask your knight wife if she starts wars for the hell of it
>"Hahaha no way hubby, I would never do that hahaha..."
>smile and go on your merry way
>she nervously looks back at her secret war plans that are right behind her

>> No.37508237

no one will
this threads seen 'dont trust foxes' so many times no one could physically fall for there magic. sad times, i like them

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I believe in dragon supremacy

>> No.37508290

I will, however, ally with foxes

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>> No.37508337

>greenworm photo bombing military photo

>> No.37508624
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Cheshires > hot dogs!

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This makes me want to go out and yell awooo at night in mgc to see how many canines monsters I can get going

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do the batcats purr or shriek?

>> No.37508826
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It might not just be hellhounds and werewolves...

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While not a type of large scale conflict, I recall it being mentioned in World Guide Side II that many wild monsters with interests in fighting will challenge those of various ranks in the mamono lord's army for the sake of testing themselves.

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they talk some dumb, batcat nonsense about being all scary, but if you sweep them off their feet and tell them "you're beautiful" to their idiot faces, they will yeep and stutter. I think that answers your question.

>> No.37508839

Good I want to cause so much noise from awooing that there's a city-wide manhunt to find who started it

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>> No.37509006

Large core's can also make good massage chairs, simply sit on their lap and let them use their tail, they purr so much that they gently vibrate your body.

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>> No.37509080
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>hellhound insists on teaching you how to properly howl

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>> No.37509090

The entire thing with the Mist Continent is that there's a 3-way war between monster nations.

>> No.37509104


>> No.37509242
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Nah, this one's sus

>> No.37509264

But the one I did was just fine!

>> No.37509288

! !
everything seems in order

>> No.37509290

how gentle do you like dominant monsters to be?

>> No.37509305

>getting seduced by the royal advisor

>> No.37509337

Harsh before, brutal during, gentle after.

>> No.37509359

whats with the ! ! meme? I know it shows up on a lot of pharoahs, but there must be more to it than that

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A truly perplexing mystery.

>> No.37509389

I don't have it saved, but there's a canon picture of a single Night Gaunt.

>> No.37509400

i closely analyze anubis bellies at most opportunities

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That's a fine calling for a man, anon. You are a gentleman.

>> No.37509522

But it could be better!

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