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Hot chicks.

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>> No.37433597
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37433597

What is your opinion on bunnies?

>> No.37433605

>>37433586
pollo caliente

>> No.37433606

Whoever that anon was from last thread talking about fat kitsune milkers and making a fox milk farm, I don't think thats allowed
that sounds like kidnapping
monsters are allowed to do that, not humans

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>>37433597
sure

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>>37433606
nah, its okay. She'll do it willing so she can relieve some of the pressure in her tits

>> No.37433624

>>37433597
Bunnies good! I like march hares! I hope they don't die from lonliness. Marry march hares!

>> No.37433626
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>>37433597
very cute

>> No.37433636

>>37433597
7' or 8' rabbit seems ideal

>> No.37433637

>>37433606
Who's gonna stop a human from kidnapping?

>> No.37433638

>>37433623
ok im usually of the opinion of 'thats way to big, stop', but you seem to be preventing that with your services. God speed, anon. milk those foxes.

>> No.37433643

>>37433637
shirohebi wife, maybe

>> No.37433647

>>37433637
the monsters you are trying to kidnap, and maybe morality? i hope? dont bully mgs

>> No.37433654

>>37433606
Its not kidnapping, its gainful employment and possible alchemcial augmentation.
Completely legal within Zipangu Foreigner business laws.

>> No.37433662
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>>37433606
but I was told undead were free? I already have 14 at home

>> No.37433669

>>37433643
Good thing don't have one of those
>>37433647
There's nothing morally wrong about forcefully giving a monster a good home and I don't think they'd stop but in fact, be all for it.

>> No.37433680

>>37433586
Spicy Chicken Burger!

>> No.37433694

>>37433606
Can I hire monsters to be milk cows?
They must have the biggest boobs though

>> No.37433696
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a familiar cheerleader would destroy me

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>>37433586

>> No.37433714

>>37433696
What

>> No.37433719

>>37433696
I choose 'what'

>> No.37433736

>>37433696
nani?

>> No.37433761

>>37433694
well yeah obviously. as long as its not a cooersive exchange, I dont see why not
go hire them big tiddy mommy milker fox cows anon, i believe in you

>> No.37433790
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37433790

She WILL have you
and no one will stand in her way

>> No.37433795

>>37433790
did she try asking?

>> No.37433812

>>37433790
does she have it?

>> No.37433818

>>37433795
she's a magical fox demon she doesn't have to ask you little shit thats not how this works

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>>37433586
Hand over your nuts, it's Nonstop Nut November.

>> No.37433838

>>37433825
My chocolate requires praline and you may NOT have it

>> No.37433843
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>>37433790
keep talking like that, shrine lady and we're gonna end up like this

>> No.37433854

>>37433790
I will tease her and make fun of her for being old

>> No.37433857
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>>37433843
i love being outfoxed

>> No.37433872

>>37433825
Look! It's Anon's trusty Rata sidekick!

>> No.37433897

>>37433825
Not for much longer, squirrel. What will you do then?

>> No.37433920
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Noblewomen skilled in combat are sexier than those who aren't.
A true aristocrat should exude power.
Powerful girls make me hard, even if they aren't muscular.

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>>37433586

>> No.37433932

>>37433818
rude fox, hope a shirohebi rescues anon from your vile and old clutches

>> No.37433943
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>>37433920
sure, but that applies to maids, nuns and office ladies too.

>> No.37433948
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>tfw ywn have a momster nun

>> No.37433964
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>"There are many great pilots like you in every generation, anon. And I've felled every last one of them."

>"It appears this weapon is not enough to take down Ace Anon. This gear is my body. If they are not enough, then I must put my should into it."

>"You're quite the entertainer, but this show's over with this next shot."

>"Ace Anon is shot down. You did well... He was not a bad Pilot."

>> No.37433966

>>37433920
yes to all of that, but I like it when they are lazy at home. wearing just panties and your shirts while lazing around

>> No.37433975

>>37433928
Oh hey! That was my card!

>> No.37433985

>>37433966
Then they easily snatch you up while you are walking by and cuddle you.
You will be held in an inescapable embrace until they are satisfied.

>> No.37433989

>>37433964
stop trying to force this

>> No.37434013

>>37433964
monsters?

>> No.37434026

>>37434013
>>37433989
Automaton/Gijinka of a fictional fighter jet.

>> No.37434037

>>37434026
No just fuck off you military larping /tg/ reject.

>> No.37434047

>>37433597
I like this kind a lot more than the silly creatures so far depicted in the MGE

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>>37433586

>> No.37434064

>>37434047
al'miraj girl when?

>> No.37434068

>>37433985
yep out in public you her guard or butler, but in private you're just her personal daki

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>>37434037
Whoa pal calm the fuck down with the fuck-yous. I'm just saying. Direct it to someone who you really know that you're talking to.

>> No.37434196

>>37433597
>tee hee
>I'm so shy! I love carrots and digging!
>noooo! I'm so weak, you have to open this jar for me!
Lame, cringe, unattractive.

>is that a man?!
>Get over here, boy! You're going to be trapped between these thighs until you pass out!
>Kiss my abs, you piece of trash! Learn your place!
Compelling, exceptional, wife material.

>> No.37434198

>>37434071
Well fuck that guy and fuck you for trying to give him a topic to latch onto

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>>37434196
Give me one bunnygirl of each, thanks.

>> No.37434243

All human boys will lose to a tail pussy eventually. No exceptions. No escape. No alternatives.

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>>37434243
Was never a fan. Give me a fluffy tail any day of the week.

>> No.37434286

>>37434243
Yeah, well THIS human boy isn't going to take any shit from those CAN'T-icores. The tail will fail!

>> No.37434305

>>37434286
there's chimera tails too if you're brave enough

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>>37434198
Someone should oughta give the "Fuck You!" Gatekeeper Anon a mommy-tier monstergirl wife/girlfriend so he can have manners.

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>>37434196
I do like the classic docile bunnygirl

>> No.37434352

>>37434333
timid and docile makes sense in a lot of situations but around a male those babymaking instincts must kick in hard

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37434423

How tf am I supposed to molest this

>> No.37434430

>>37434423
her cheeks are wide open for squishing

>> No.37434446

>>37434423
there's probably a string or something you can pull on and have it all fall off

>> No.37434496

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to visit a giant ant hive during winter.
It may seem strange but they keep things comfy and warm during winter, plenty of hot chocolate and warmed blankets to be enjoyed.

>> No.37434513

>>37434496
I'm going to shovel my driveway and dump all the snow down their dumb idiot ant hole

>> No.37434515

Work in a corporation for 8 hours. Over 2 hours of commutation. I'm starting to see upsides to Amazon society.

>> No.37434544

>>37434423
her tits are just hanging out
that 'fabric' might resist all points, edges, and blunt blows, but it won't do anything to stop caresses squeezes and pinches

>> No.37434549

>>37434544
Also her mouth is right there in the open. Prime target for your fingers.

>> No.37434597

>>37434513
Anon, you gon git pulled under.
Just because they aren't out and about doesn't mean they won't punish some guy being a dick.

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>>37433586

>> No.37434615

>>37434612
hot

>> No.37434633

So with monsters being good girls now, does that leave humans to fill the roles of true villains?

>> No.37434647

Walking through MGC covered in cuts and bruises

>> No.37434660

>>37434597
>Anon dumps snow down the ant hole all winter
>laughs about it because they can't do shit
>wakes up on the first day of spring
>alarm going off, but it's pitch black outside
>weird
>hears knocking on the window
>opens curtain
>giant ant standing there leering at him
>it's a second story window
>they sank his house into the ground over night
>say that they're going to drain a gallon of cum for every pound of snow he dumped into their hole
>per girl
>Anon was never seen above ground again

>> No.37434662

>>37434633
no, it just villians have very different methods now

>> No.37434676
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>>37434647
Sounds like a good way to get stopped and dragged of for healing

>> No.37434678

>>37434660
Anon had, as they say, 'don goofed'

>> No.37434679

>>37434647
Dragging yourself through MGC filled with bullet holes

>> No.37434688

>>37434633
We must become the baddies.

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>> No.37434698

>>37434633
Only if you can grow a sufficiently long mustache to twirl

>> No.37434707

>>37434633
it's an important role to fill so that magical girls have something to do every week

>> No.37434718

>>37434676
Anon does not want to burden the kind monsters so he slinks away to lay down in an alley.

>> No.37434746
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>>37434707
I sometimes love the monster girls so much, that I can not sleep.

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>Hit on monster girl
>She thinks you're insulting her
>Challenges you to a duel
>Loser gets raped
>Get raped
Why are monsters so roundabout?

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>>37434752
They are really shy and can't handle their feelings.

>> No.37434775

A tubefox in a onesie.

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>>37434768
I'd handle those melons if you know what I mean

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>>37434796
I'm not sure I understand

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>>37433606
>>37433637
And what are they gonna do? Moan about it?

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>>37434841
You will once you have a firedog melon stuffed down your throat

>> No.37434912

Is it racist to ask a whitehorn to guide your sleigh or would she see it as a weird bandage thing? I don't want to offend or risk her getting riled up for a sinple sleigh ride

>> No.37434919

>>37434796
I would drink her milk, if you know what I mean

>> No.37434922

>>37434752
>do you come here often?
>what?! do you seek to challenge me for this territory?
>the fuck? it's a bar lady, I was just-
>HAVE AT THEE!

>> No.37434931

MONSTERS SHOULD BE SWEATY

>> No.37434976
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>>37434931
>human males should be sweaty
fixed

>> No.37434990

you know what, zombies are definitely the ideal kidnapped-tied-doll targets
>Undead, so no sanitation worries or need for food
>No magick shenanigans (just have to make the bindings physically strong enough)
>Happy being hugged/cuddled, simple minded enough to not get pissed with boredom during 'downtime' in the day
and after a while you get a kinky bondage-wight! what's the downside?

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>>37434990
They aren't warm and fluffy.

>> No.37435014

>>37434662
Please elaborate

>> No.37435150
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>>37434848
This is Bessie, a rare wild lizard cow I found in a cave. She was really haughty and chuuni, but after getting tied up and spanked a little she mellowed out. You should hear her happy moos when she gets milked and pounded. Never had a more submissive cow on my farm. She also loves her cowbell and cowprint clothes now.

>> No.37435157

>>37434430
>anon tries to pinch a dark armor's cheeks
>she literally falls on top of you
what now

>> No.37435162

Any writefag willing to give a review?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12Buqy8af_i6kpSdohnr3bcU50AWcbu2Dn6vEpun6IMQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

>> No.37435271

>>37434990
Wayne Rooney's smarter than them.

>> No.37435289

>>37435162
>sign in
Not now not ever.

>> No.37435334

>>37435150
what's lvoe?

>> No.37435354

>>37435162
Can't see it, tells me to log in

>> No.37435429

>>37433606
The monsters are stronger than you are. If they don't fight back it's because they don't want to.

>> No.37435454
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37435454

>posting bunny, fox girls, and elves
do you people actually consider these to be 'monster' girls? Nothing about them is even monstrous. They are, AT BEST, the most pedestrian of monster girls. Basically just humans with weird ears.

Their motif creatures are not monstrous at all, and even then they only have superficial cosmetic features from said creatures.
A goo monmusu should inspire at least a little fear, in addition to moe.

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>> No.37435781

I don't even like foxes but I'm not going to entertain some edgelord who thinks it's a competition to see who can get off to the weirdest porn.

>> No.37436235

>>37435781
>it's a competition to see who can get off to the weirdest porn.
I wanna get into a competition with a fox (or any monster girl) to see who can get off to the weirdest porn.
Except jabberwock since I'm pretty sure they can beat anyone.

>> No.37436259
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>>37435781
not everything has do do with porn, coomer.
Monster girls are so especially cute because they inspire instincts to protect them from people who would hurt them.

>> No.37436292

>>37435781
I think it's the guy who posts monster girl doctor, he said "monmusu" instead of mamono

>> No.37436338

>>37434976
God I wish akaname were real. God I wish all mamano were real.

>> No.37436593
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How do you tell the difference between Demons, Dragons and Elves wearing head accessories?

>> No.37436660

>>37436593
At the very least, Dragons will have scales somewhere.

>> No.37436752

>>37436593
If she can transform into a 15-storey lizard then she's definitely not an elf.

>> No.37436975

>just read the Kraken entry on the wikia
But... Human still need air to breathe? When a Kraken finds a husband out at sea and drags him underwater to fugg, how does the guy not just drown? And afterward, how does he spend his days in the depths with her, again, without drowning?

>> No.37437022

>>37436975
Either directly during transformation into an incubus or with a Sea Bishop's assistance.

>> No.37437057
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>>37436975
its mamono mana i ant gotta explain shit now shut up and lick the fucking tentacle

>> No.37437139
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37437139

You know she had to do it to him.

>> No.37437965

>>37436235
Gonna out-pervert my pervert succubus stalker.

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>>37437139
but was rape truly necessary?
is there no other way they can get the point across?

>> No.37438220

How does a dragon respond when her man tells her he likes her more than all the gold and jewels in her cave?

>> No.37438301
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Reminder if you display any lust the angels will have grounds to correctively rape (You).

>> No.37438349

>>37434013
they look like monsters to you?

>> No.37438576

>>37438172
>loli tamamo dreams of returning to her smol form, but her husband won't let her

>> No.37438577

>>37438220
"I love you too"

>> No.37438726

>*loudly slurps Coors Light*
>*Audibly smacks lips*
>*Points at random child*
>"Liberal!"
>*Guttural belching*

What monstergirl(s) would do this?

>> No.37438784

>>37433790
I will never not have cognitive dissonance at these posts due to Ahri canonically being made into this ultra popular unreachable kinda vapid femme-fatale-but-also-implicitly-lesbian female power fantasy.

>> No.37438820
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Do you think Yeti's get a little sad when the winters get a little bit warmer each year?

>> No.37438946

Gonna go to a demon casino and bet my soul.

>> No.37439039

>>37438946
so one go on the slots then?

>> No.37439040

>>37438726
Particularly old and bitter Baphomets.

>> No.37439048

one of my fantasies is to pretend to be a love doll for some monster girl to pick up and use me as I try to keep up the charade until I just cum my brains out

>> No.37439178
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37439178

Could you handle a BIG dog?

(warning: she's really big and probably has more testosterone that you)

>> No.37439230

>>37439178
Probably not but I'd let her handle me.

>> No.37439280

>>37439178
As long as she doesn't have more cock than me, sure.

>> No.37439376

>>37438946
What do they do with it when you lose?

>> No.37439399

Is it true that ushis, jinkos, hinozumis, sallies and other martial monsters are weak to magic specifically debuffs? I just wanna cast a weakening curse on a jinko till she’s only as strong as a kitten and manhandle her

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>>37438820
Whens Yetis get desperate they'll move further north where it's colder, where the temperatures are comfortable for Yetis but too cold for humans to survive. Then they have to bait humans to traverse the snow and ice to snatch up free, frozen husbands
>Luxurious hot springs! Fresh snowboarding trails! A picturesque winter village!
>All this and more in Frostbite!
>Come to us, and we'll come to you!

>> No.37439554

>>37439039
>You don't recognize the symbols, seems to be some demon symbol
>You already bet your soul so why the hell not?
>You spin
>You get the jackpot, managing to get 4 different symbols to line up
>All that comes out are 4 pieces of paper in langue you can't understand
>4 demons come out and offers you to take you into a "more private room"
And that's how anon got 4 demon wives

>>37439376
>There is a demon soul auction next door
>Where demons go and bid on souls to become their husbands
>"These two are not affiliated, I swear" - the Tanuki owner

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>>37439554
When they say 'soul' do they just mean me? Or is some magical part of me popped outta my body for ufufufuing demons to fawn over and bid on?

>> No.37439594

>>37439554
i am going to sell my soul on purpose!

>> No.37439604

>>37439580
Nah, you'll keep your soul in your body, but they have a contract for your soul that they bid over.
Meaning that within one week you'll have a demon come to your house with a contract saying your soul belongs to her now.

>> No.37439624

>>37439554
>>37438946
>>37439604
>tfw your old man bet your soul in the demon casino and some demons milf is coming to collect

>> No.37439628

>>37439604
>when you see an anon's soul being bound by a contract
[angry wisp noises]

>> No.37439721

>>37439628
They're always making angry wisp noises. Damn hearse chasers

>> No.37439728
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>local man gets entangled in mofu

>> No.37439746

>>37439728
a very common occucrence for those who stare down at their phone

>> No.37439781

>>37439624
>You get dragged to her mansion to be her love slave
>It's actually really nice but you're still mad about it

>> No.37439801

>>37434718
>hellhound finds him and props him against the wall, angrily demanding he tell her who did this to him

>> No.37439840

>>37439624
>Walk into demon casino
>Go to blackjack table
>Hit hag demons along the way
>Bet my soul right away
>Hit a 21
>Dealer busts
>Win
They wont even let me stick around to spend my winnings on drinks for hags what do I do?

>> No.37439850

>>37439840
grab a hag pr two and start running

>> No.37439861

>>37439840
You're lucky they let you play at all if you go around hitting people on the way to the table. Most places would call security on you.

>> No.37439863

>congratulations on your promotion Detective Anon but we've got no time to celebrate
>the Commissioner's just put you in charge of the uwaaabomber case
>MGCPD's been stumped for months and she's hoping a new set of eyes can make some progress
>the Sabbath's got City Hall on her ass so she wants results and quickly
>so where are (You) going to start?

>> No.37439881

>>37439863
I am sorry, my religion forbids me to prevent such a holy crusade

>> No.37439887

>>37439863
what's forensics got?

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>>37439863
I choose to go to officer dark elf's rape dungeon and let the other thingy sort itself out.

>> No.37439921
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Cum in...

>> No.37439924

>>37439921
you

>> No.37439944

>>37439887
very little
>packages almost completely destroyed upon detonation, only small bits of mana seared cardboard have been recovered
>lab can't identify exact reagents used with what little we have
>clear evidence of mana crystal use in the most recent devices to enhance and permanently prolong effects

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>>37439921
Mature ladies

>> No.37439968

>>37439881
I'm afraid you don't get much choice in the matter detective, the Commissioner is VERY insistent
>>37439912
Officer Dark Elf is currently very busy investigating a mana crystal smuggling ring

>> No.37439987

>>37439968
whats the pay at least? Gotta be enough for me to retire after this job and never to work again

>> No.37440006

>>37439987
you crack this case detective and you could probably ask the sabbath for the moon itself

>> No.37440025

>>37439944
The alps in forensics never get us anywhere, they're too busy stroking their tails and ogling that new male meter maid.
Can I interview some of the victims or are they still out of commission?

>> No.37440046

>>37440006
I have a feeling our bomber is part of the hathorite church and is aslo part of the radical faction that wants no more lolis, no more imouto, only hags, oneesans, and momsters. I shall start my investigation over there

>> No.37440083

>>37439960
I need to bloat that goat and give her a baby bump of a proportional size to her tits.

>> No.37440098

>>37440025
the victim list is very long, you can have your pick
>>37440046
well it's a start, though I doubt the church will be happy with you throwing around accusations about their flock

>> No.37440131

>>37440098
its okay, I can easily get among their ranks to find out who our perp is

>> No.37440212

>>37440131
do remember the hathorites have quick a sizeable following in MGC detective

>> No.37440241

>>37439863
its the sabbath themselves so they can get pity from future oniichans

>> No.37440268

>>37440241
that's quite the accusation detective

>> No.37440282

>>37440241
detective have you been watching online radio shows again?

>> No.37440296

>be a tourist in Royal Makai
>visit the DL's castle
>one of the youngest lilims ends up following you around
>isn't quite the raping age yet
>starts getting clingy and demands that you play with her (not in that way, yet)
>can't really resist because even at this age she is still significantly stronger than you
>she is cute though, even if a bit spoiled
>end up dragged all around the castle
>try to leave at the end of the day but she starts crying
>drags you to the DL and asks if she can keep you
>the DL suggests that you become her "caretaker"
>agree because you don't want to piss the DL off or make the lilim cry again
>she said "caretaker" but you feel more like a pet
>at least all expenses are paid for

>> No.37440329

>>37440268
>>37440282
think about it, makes meaty hags for normal men to enjoy, they refer their friends to the sabbath location without telling them its where they are, the men arrive, they get cunny honeyed and the cycle repeats again. I wouldn't put it past them untrustworthy lolis. And think about it, why would the bomber not want to be known?

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>>37433586

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>> No.37440430

>>37440333
Spider please that's dangerous

>> No.37440465

>>37440268
>>37440282
I trust my guts, its just a ploy to make the sabbath more relevant and in the news more often to attract more men

>> No.37440467

>>37440421
Silly Memecat, its Turkeyday, not Spooktober.

>> No.37440477

>>37439178
Only if she likes to be the little spoon.

>> No.37440678
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There's an update on the uwaaabomber case! Today a manifesto was mailed to MGCPD headquarters. This is an excerpt:

>i wont stop n i can make moar boms. i think they look realy pretty when they go BOOM. if u want them to stop u have to deliver a bunch of stretchy meat to my house, i rote the address on the back. make sure the stretchy is cooked just right it has to be stretchy enuf but not too much. mmmm yum yummy stretchy meat please hury. or else.

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>> No.37440763

>>37440421
>”Oh this? My butt? My kitty cushion? My alley cat ass? My fat feline ass? My tabby tushy? My tail wiggling, thong gobbling, teleporting treasure booty? What about it?”

>> No.37440765

>>37440678
Be careful.
I'd suspect it's a Trap, but they all got Alp'd.

>> No.37440881
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>ywn eat lim pussy for Thanksgiving dinner
Dammit

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>he accidentally spilled his blood when he cut himself making dinner

>> No.37440919
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>>37440881
Oh yes giving thanks to our monster overladies.

>> No.37440937

>>37440919
I wish the gravy was her goo she's sitting on

>> No.37440977

>>37440881
Can she see out of all those eyes?

>> No.37441014

>>37440763
it's going to Miss Bogie's home for obsolete monsters

>> No.37441060
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37441060

It's eat out a harpy day, start early so you are not in a rush this evening!

>> No.37441088

>>37440683
I need a cow herd of this breed.
Short, THICK, a bit pudgy, and extra busty.
Gonna impregnate the lot of them.

>> No.37441098

>>37441060
Understood, I shall stuff the bird.

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>>37439921
defeated combat lolis.

>> No.37441122

>>37440678
>wendi learns about extortion

>> No.37441158

>>37440678
>>37441122
gonna need to tell papa wendi about this, its a serious crime

>> No.37441177

>>37441158
You see a small postscript at the bottom of the letter
>p.s. please pls pls dont tell my dad i dont want to be grounded again

>> No.37441199

>>37440678
There's simply no way to track the uwaabomber, we have no choice but to follow her instructions.

>> No.37441229

>>37441177
little wendi needed think twice before pulling this little stunt

>> No.37441234

>>37440683
He's having a hard time choosing which cow to milk

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Assassin cats are on the prowl be careful anons

>> No.37441260

>>37441158
>>37441177
>that's it young lady!
>veggies for a year!

>> No.37441286

>>37441248
this is why I put a portable tentacle garden that I raised myself around my bed while I camp alone

>> No.37441323

>>37441177
>Wendi-chan's letter makes evening news headline of the Winterstown Post
>White Horn-san cautiously delivers the newspaper to Wendi house
>she takes aim, hurls the newspaper for the front door, then runs as fast as her legs will take her
>Wendidad opens the door and grabs the news
>"Uwaabomber Strikes Again! Demands stretchy meat delivery"
>"A person of interest has been named, WPD have released this sketch of the suspect"
>It's a rough sketch of his daughter
>Wendidad marches to Wendi-chan's room
>He gives her the Dad Look and showed her the newspaper

>> No.37441343
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>>37433586

>> No.37441382

>>37441323
guess she's not going to the winter ball with anon now

>> No.37441391

>>37441248
Cat assassins, cat burglars, you always have to watch your back in cat country.

>> No.37441397

>>37441382
I'm sure he can go with one of the yeti kids instead

>> No.37441425

>>37440891
>"Do you have any idea how expensive your blood is?"
>"Didn't you buy me at an auction for like $100?"
>"That's irrelevant"

>> No.37441497

>>37441425
>no vampire mistress that got a great deal on you at a garage sale

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>>37441343
>3d whore who will never love you because of her trash nature

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>>37441391
at least the cat church is nice

>> No.37441584

>>37441425
>tfw she got you for free with her new castle

>> No.37441591

>>37440678
>The vegan revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the wendi race.

>> No.37441623

>>37441391
>>37441570
Todo son gatos viejos

>> No.37441688

>>37441343
Stop posting the worst miia cosplay there's better ones than that

>> No.37441702

>>37441688
don't bring that evil here

>> No.37441709

>>37441623
But I like my cats young and flexible

>> No.37441768

>>37441709
Gotta to kitten kingdom for that

>> No.37441813 [SPOILER] 
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>>37441709
Boy oh boy do I have the monster for you

>> No.37441824

>>37441813
I'd pet her.

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>>37433586

>> No.37441937

>>37441584
In her eyes she got a free castle when she bought anon but she'd never admit that

>> No.37441977
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Does that guy post the 'Tell me about your wife' thing every thread?

>> No.37442114

>>37441977
for context i want to post on it but im waiting for his mark

>> No.37442182

>>37441933
chipz?

>> No.37442183

I'm not the real deal but here's the thing

I am asking once again (again (again (again))): Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.

Thanks for taking the time to answer if you do. I always love reading what you guys have to say about your mamano wives.

>> No.37442261

>>37442183
thanks, needed the prompts.

>> No.37442377
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>>37442183
I love my lich wife! She's smart so I don't have to be!

>> No.37442407
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>>37442377
Hugwives are bestwives

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>>37433586

>> No.37442555
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I need wurm self-help material right now

>> No.37442562

>>37442183
I don't have a wife

>> No.37442586
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Equal exchange on Thanksgiving, 1 bowl of cranberry sauce per heart

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>>37442586
>Just had an image of a Greenworm at a thanksgiving dinner
>Plates of food untouched but the veggies devoured
>No more masted tatoes, greenbeans or cranberry sauce in sight

>> No.37442631

Would you hug druella?

>> No.37442638
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>> No.37442665

>>37438726
The older, muscular ones

>> No.37442703

>>37442631
Yes. But I'd prefer if she hugged me first.

>> No.37442721

>>37442622
Turkey completely devoid of stuffing

>> No.37442819

>>37442631
yup, i would gladly do it

>> No.37442835

>>37442631
Everyone could use one

>> No.37442839

>>37442631
Yes, but I wanted the military lim...

>> No.37442856

>tfw ywn have a sugar mama lim

>> No.37442895

>>37442839
Druella is an ex-military lim, for whatever that's worth.

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>>37442839
Just send a letter asking for one of her lieutenants. She'll mail one to you.

>> No.37442899

>>37442895
I thought she was planning other invasions

>> No.37442906

>>37442897
>>37442895
Is there a musclelim too?

>> No.37442923

all I want is the fat old neet haglim

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>>37433586

>> No.37442963

>>37442721
If the dressing was inside the turkey it's probably safe as she wouldn't want to accidently injest the turkey juice.

>> No.37442972

I want a petite, overwhelmingly smug and bratty lim

>> No.37442979
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>>37433586

>> No.37442983

>>37442979
why are the nun's body so damn lewd?

>> No.37443009
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>>37442979
>everyone gets soft nuns to gently have their sins purged
>you get the battle nuns that aggressively purges your sin, whether you want it or not

>> No.37443051
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A holstaur will not let your mouth separate from her nipples until she is satisfied. "I am full" and "It can't fit it in mouth and it's coming through my nose" are just weak excuses.
You have to drink ALL the milk.

>> No.37443066
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37443066

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you guys have a great time with the one you love, and have plenty to eat! Here are a few classic Jabberwock pics themed for the day

>> No.37443067

>>37443051
drinking from my cow wife until she's flat chested

>> No.37443076

>>37443051
she needs to be way bigger than me, and then I'll happily do it

>> No.37443083
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>>37443066

>> No.37443097
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>>37443083
Happy Thanksgiving!

>> No.37443109

>>37443051
what is she gonna do, moo at me? milk is for dorks

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>>37443066
Helped parents make Thanksgiving dinner. Was breddy good.

>> No.37443151

>>37443051
She can milk me while I milk her

>> No.37443155

>>37443097
FAT wock!

>> No.37443166

>>37443097
>broken scale
surprised she didn't just eat it to hide it

>> No.37443171

>>37443051
Just gonna lie and say I'm lactose intolerant even if she saw me eating dairy before.

>> No.37443203

>>37443097
damn, she damn near folded in half after thanksgiving dinner, imagine chirstmas

>> No.37443221

>>37443097
lots of baby room

>> No.37443335

Do monsters discriminate on human race and only like the japanese?

>> No.37443339
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>>37443335

>> No.37443360

>>37442631
I would but i would attempt to crush her

>> No.37443365

>>37443051
give me the meatest cow thats also tall, and I would be a very happy man

>> No.37443370

>>37442631
No, she is the single blight in the entire mge setting.

>> No.37443384

The constant memes have made me like greenworms while the same for cheshire have only fueled my hate for them.

>> No.37443388
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>>37443370
She is a very nice lady and I would invite her to my family's thanksgiving.

>> No.37443430

>>37443051
Yes Miss Yak.

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>>37433586

>> No.37443515

>>37442631
Nyet.

>> No.37443516
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>> No.37443567

>>37442631
I'd make her feel like shes is her 20s again

>> No.37443620
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How can I tell the difference between a Christmas cake Bapho and one that already had at least 10 children but still acts like a little girl?

>> No.37443642

>>37443620
how much she touches you in your no no place, if none at all, she got kids, if alot, shes a CC

>> No.37443694

>>37443620
The one that already had 10 children is already married.
If she's trying to get into your pants, she's a CC.

>> No.37443750

>>37442963
>implying I'd ruin the equivalent to Christmas for a Greenworm
It's her day

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>>37433586

>> No.37443867

>>37443620
The one trying to engage you with a younger girl that she knows is the mom, the one that keeps asking about your health, if you are eating well and if you want her as night company is the cake

>> No.37443888
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I had an idea for semi edgy fanfic, but idk if I could write it:
>a great Order knight
>refuses to raise arms against a common man and his monster wife one day, because they are innocent
>betrayed by the Order, left for dead
>decides he'll have his revenge
>seeks out a strong mamono mana filled ingredient
>forges himself a new weapon out of demon silver
>incubizes voluntarily, without any help
>travels to Lescaite to offer his services to Druella
>she accepts dismissively, as she suspects he will soon abandon his vengeance for monster pussy
>but instead he falls madly for her
>goes out in the wild to fight and monaterize Order troops and villages
>nothing can stop him
>monsters start following their general
>with each victory he falls more in love with his Lady
>it's not about revenge anymore
>it's about spreading the bevolence of Druella upon the world
>he regards her with saintlike reverence
>for him - she's the perfect being, one that selflessly wants to spend unconditional love upon the world
>and in her name he will carry her light
>he starts growing on her more and more
>he will also never reveal his feelings, because of the image of her, he follows (a saint worth worship)
>he becomes a well known and loved general among monsters, who won't touch him, because they feel growing romantic and sexual tension between him and their lady
>but those two dorks will never admit it
How will it end?

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>> No.37443937

>>37443388
She's an odd fellow but I have to admit she steams a good ham.

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>> No.37443979
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>>37443895
This maid has pads, I shall see the mountains of faith instead

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>>37443979
>This maid has pads

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>> No.37444049

>>37443979
she is just as heavy as a mountain as well

>> No.37444077

>>37444049
How can you say something so mean about a cute goddess

>> No.37444086

>>37444077
>cute
nah
She's a sexy goddess tho

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>>37443895

>> No.37444144
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>>37444086
She, like the other ladies of Gensokyo, is a cute 17 year old

>> No.37444154

>>37444144
the biggest lie that ever was

>> No.37444178

>>37444124
what is shoggy doing?

>> No.37444185

>>37444124
That's a mighty strange maid.

>> No.37444238

>>37444178
taking out the trash

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>>37444154
Say that to their face not online

>> No.37444311

>>37443895
Kiki maid does all the cooking on Thanksgiving but I am always the one that stuffs the bird.

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Hehe, bird stuffing.

>> No.37444338

>>37444124
Give me the Shoni.

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>>37444335
Damn, someone left the Jubjub enclosure unlocked again.
Anon, I gotta go, watch this Fox for me. Do NOT get tricked by her.

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>>37444144
>all the Gensokyo hags don't realize their age yet youthful appearance is what makes them attractive

>> No.37444417

>>37444383
>simp
We don't use this kind of language here, I can see why she's behind bars

>> No.37444425

>>37444383
>Dumb guard anon keeps fucking the fox, giving her the power to escape
>She keeps getting lonely and turns herself in so she can fuck dumb guard anon
Revolving door prisons in MGC

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>>37444425
>Not again!

>> No.37444432

>>37444383
>starts request for help by calling me a simp
No, no I don't think I will.

>> No.37444442

>>37444427
>That broken chain.
How... How strong are her thighs?!

>> No.37444455

>>37444427
She puts the intimate in inmates

>> No.37444463

>>37444383
ogey, i aint gonna tricked by a fox that ain't thicc

>> No.37444474

>>37444442
You know why she was arrested to begin with, right?

>> No.37444487

>>37444425
>fox breaks out by fooling anon
>comes back after missing anon
>he thinks she was truthful in "just going for a walk" and thinks she is nice
>keeps letting her out when she gets the urge to do evil
>at some point fox doesn't even try to trick him and just said she is "going to the store for a bit" to go out
>meanwhile warden is seething as all the guards keep letting loose inmates for dumb reasons
>and the guards can't be fired because they are the only reason why the inmates even come back willingly

>> No.37444510

>>37444383
Tries to trick Anon into undoing the locks in exchange for access to hole(s)
>>37444427
Has a mouth and a tongue-stud
>She didnt really think that through, did she...?

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>>37444510
>She didnt really think that through, did she...?
Nope, dumb Fox.

>> No.37444559

>>37443888
I don't want to ruin your dreams dude, but there is a lot of shit here, and the idea is not as good as you think it is.
First it seems very Gary Stu-ish. Second the revenge-story has been done a billion times already, don't be an isekai-tier writer.
Third, you need to be more tame with characters, and they need to have faults and they need to make mistakes.

There is a lot of "My OC fucks Druella/lilim and becomes the next big shot" fics out there. Most of them are horrible. The premise is already bad, BUT it can be interesting. Too bad its never that case.

Also I noticed that people absolutely love to use one sided stuff as in the Order is the big bad group in the setting, who are there just to be antagonists and drive the MC's story. Look, not every single paladin is a bloodthirsty zealot, some of them are probably just there to get their salary.
The only thing worse is when THAT guy comes around who writes some shit where his OC is a holy knight killing monsters. You know what I'm talking about.

Get creative.

>> No.37444567

>>37444383
dumb fox, my name isn't simp

>> No.37444582

>>37444383
no way fag

>> No.37444612
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When in doubt, seal that fox!

>> No.37444619

just ignore the fox, if you do, the fox doesn't exist

>> No.37444639

>>37444612
>family has been constantly applying new seals to the fox for generations to keep her contained
>and now that responsibility falls to you

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drew an extra thick winegote auntser for that anon

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>>37444619
I developed object permanence long ago.

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>>37444650
big bags of wine

>> No.37444747

>>37444672
Whenever I see this picture, I imagine the Baphomet married her onii-chan, but her younger brother had different tastes and this is that brother's daughter behind her.

>> No.37444758

MEGA link is up on /d/ for those in the know. Farewell.

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>>37433586
This is the very first pic I uploaded to MGE Wiki. I uploaded it on February 25, 2019. It's amazing how time flies.

>> No.37444800

>>37444758
Good luck and thank you for everything.

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I want to know how the first monstermom reacts to having the very first boy ever conceived by monster kind.

>> No.37444852

>>37444639
Sometimes, I go down to see her and talk about memes and Fortnite!

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>"give me your 'stuffing'"

>> No.37444873

>>37444852
why do you torture her so cruelly, anon
>>37444862
yeah mean the stuff between my ears? I am sorry but there ain't much of it

>> No.37444878

>>37444862
No. That's for the turkey harpies, not you.

>> No.37444885

>>37444862
you mean my icecream? you can have it!

>> No.37444888

>>37444878
Succs are basically harpies

>> No.37444919

>>37444758
>figlit
glad I finally have the vadaboob and latenight beastiality drawings, heard legends of them but could never track it down

>> No.37444924

>>37444862
But I don't even celebrate thanksgiving.

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>>37433586

>> No.37444940

>>37444873
>torture her so cruelly
>fox was used to magical seals and binding prayers that have shackled her for eons
>she was not ready for "dank may mays" and other things she was not sure was real
>at first she wanted to be free to do evil once again
>now she wants to be free so she can shut anon up with his nonsense
>if he calls her a "old stinky hag haha" one more time...

>> No.37444946

>>37444888
Featherless bipeds.

>> No.37444978

>>37444888
Their wings don't have feathers, it's not the same.

>> No.37444982

>>37444425
I've thought about that a few times. A hellhound or something thats been bound in some way thats not quite strong enough has to tempt the person guarding them into having sex with them so they can steal their spirit energy to gain the strength to break out. They shatter the chains, pick up anon and go back to their evil layer, a cave, house or whatever. It works with things like mindflayers, or anyone else capable of mind control/hypnosis too, having them maybe slip free a tentacle and draw them close to stick it in their ear.
Or what about a bound angel telling a close by person that they must free them with their seed and spirit energy, or they will be punished.

>> No.37444987

>>37444862
I am not a stuffed toy

>> No.37444989

>>37444940
>he just flosses in front of her for hours at a time

>> No.37445000

>>37444989
oh no, anon. That is beyond cruel

>> No.37445010

>>37444989
>Muffled Fox Screaming.
If she ever gets free, she'll floss with Anon's soul.

>> No.37445011
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>>37433586

>> No.37445025

>>37445011
why the dutch angle though?

>> No.37445059
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>>37444619
so far so good

>> No.37445088

>>37445059
You ignored her to much, she's almost done setting up her ultimate move

>> No.37445092

>>37444989
>anon reads his cringe fan fiction to the bound fox

>> No.37445106

>>37445059
just ignore everything and disassociate for a bit, the fox'll think you are broken and leave you alone

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>>37444878
birds are reptiles, snakes are reptiles. lamia should qualify for holiday festivities

>> No.37445162

>>37444672
thanks

>> No.37445166

>>37445106
>come to later with your pants down and 20 dollars on the dresser
hey it worked

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>> No.37445180

>>37445156
what's it like to rub her tummy scales?

>> No.37445220

Jesus Christ this thread is filled with cheap manwhores

>> No.37445224

>>37445220
Free! I work for free!

>> No.37445239

>>37445220
Hey, I do it for free! also just call me a free nightman. it just sounds a whole lot better than slut

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>The house is spotless master, everything is safe in ice
>I've prepared an ice bath for you, hurry while the water is cold
>I froze the Ratatoskr magazine seller today and tossed her out

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37445252

>>37433597

>> No.37445267

>>37445240
>tossed her out
>doesn't put her on the front lawn for decorations
ice maid needs to step up her game

>> No.37445273

>>37445220
I beg your pardon, I'm a proper househusband.

>> No.37445277

>>37445267
>Ice Queen maid puts frozen Rata on the front lawn like a lawn gnome
>"I've put out a warning to other magazine sellers, master. I pray they heed it."
>husband pats her head for a job well done
>once Ice Queen maid goes back to her duties, husband sighs and calls the Snuggle Scouts
>"White Horn-san? Yeah, another one, you know the address, thanks"

>> No.37445281

>>37445252
I tried to get into sw once

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an unholy fusion

>> No.37445294

>>37445290
a match made in cringe heaven

>> No.37445306

>>37445220
it only has to work once and then she's stuck with me

>> No.37445308

>>37445220
hey, respect male sex workers

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>> No.37445324

>>37445277
>this is like the fourteenth time this has happened
>from rata magazine sellers, to nuki property buyers, to delivery wendis
>ice maid is so proud of her skills that anon has to subtly clean her "work" to not hurt her feelings
>donates crates of hot chocolate and scarfs to the Snuggle Scouts for their aid

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>be a servant to a sadistic wight
>whenever she rings a bell you must come to her at once
>if you are too slow she claws and drains you

>> No.37445331

>>37445277
>medusa neighbor also has assorted lawn ornaments
i don't know about this neighborhood

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Why did I spend an hour making this? Aint nothin to it, mofu love made me do it

>> No.37445352

>>37445328
>hear the bell and rush to wight mistress
>trip and fall flat on face
>got a bloody nose but meh, gotta hurry
>show up in record time while still dripping
>heh she won't drain me today!
how would wight mistress reward you?

>> No.37445364

>>37445351
He's got mofu on the mind

>> No.37445390

>>37445352
She would claw the shit out of you for hurting yourself.

>> No.37445413

>>37445328
>she makes the reward a punishment

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>>37445331
No no, this is the nice neighborhood, unlike those punks and dregs from Frostbite

>> No.37445427

>>37445328
This is why I steer clear of undead zones

>> No.37445437

>>37445328
>tfw you come to her with your dick still in a onahole

>> No.37445444

>>37445328
but how often are you even away from her?

>> No.37445460

>>37445328
>be master to dumb zombie
>whenever I ring a bell she comes to me at once
>if she’s too slow I mating press her
Why is my zombie so slow anons I thought semen makes zombies smarter, stronger and faster

>> No.37445463

>>37445437
>using a onahole
You are going to the dungeon.

>> No.37445473

>>37445463
it's ok i drew her face on it

>> No.37445478

>>37445463
when I came into the room, she was on the floor cumming her brains out for some damn reason?

>> No.37445480

>>37445473
You are not going to leave that dungeon for a looong time.

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>>37445473
>"...And you think I look like this!?"
>wight angrily waves the onahole that has a smiley stick figure that kinda looks like her drawn on it

>> No.37445486

>>37445484
>it has bigger tits than her

>> No.37445501

>>37445486
>having to answer the question of why you drew bigger boobs
whats the answer with the least amount of dungeon time?

>> No.37445502

>>37445484
Cute I bet she just wants a high five

>> No.37445504

>>37445501
i was feeling thirsty when drew that

>> No.37445512

>>37445501
just say "mommy milkies", she'll think you're retarded

>> No.37445513

>>37445501
tell her it's definitely not based on her sister

>> No.37445518

>>37445460
It's better to stop mating pressing her if it doesn't work.

>> No.37445524

>>37445501
plead the fifth

>> No.37445525

>>37445512
She already knows that.

>> No.37445530

>>37445525
then she'll know that you are extra retarded

>> No.37445532

>>37445513
>wight rages
>she shouts profanities as she drags you to the dungeons
>in the corner of your eye, you see the sister winking at you and blowing you a kiss

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>Trust foxes
>Trust liches
>Trust nuns
>Trust hags
Who DO you even trust, anon? I trust mindflayers, and you should too.

>> No.37445550

>>37445545
I trust mindflayers, I have nothing but good memories and thoughts about them.

>> No.37445552

>>37445545
give reason

>> No.37445559

>>37445545
they mske me head feel funni

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>>37445545
>mindflayer friend tries to look into anons mind in order to flay him
>she sees his lewd thoughts involving her and the not so lewd such as marriage and children
>gets too embarrassed to flay him
remember to always think lewd thoughts to throw flayers off

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>>37445559
Good funni or hert funni?

>> No.37445600

>>37445525
rude wight

>> No.37445612

>>37445587
funfedsikz,d A

>> No.37445622

>>37445587
>sorry, anon is not available at the moment, please leave a message after the tone

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>>37445545
I trust the most gentlewomanly monster species, of course.

>> No.37445627

>>37445545
i trust them cause there isn't anything between my head

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>>37445545
I only trust succ, she would never hurt me

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>>37445545
i only trust dark mages

>> No.37445660

>>37444919
>latenight
Wait which one is that?

>> No.37445670

>>37433790
>>37438784
I don't/can't follow the hot mess that is LoL lore. Does Ahri still live off of souls or not?

>> No.37445698
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>> No.37445717

>>37445698i
i need to bite that cake

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>>37445545
Sandworms.

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>>37445545
I do not

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>>37445545
i only trust inky monsters

>> No.37445733

>>37445632
what is she doing?

>> No.37445784

i only trust what I can stick my dick into

>> No.37445793
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>>37445545
>trusting a spiritual leader who cannot dance
Poor move, Julie-san.

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>>37445784
Then trust chesh butt

>> No.37445831

>>37445818
that is how I find it covered in outdated memes and cringe

>> No.37445836

>>37445733
drinking with her best friend anon

>> No.37445856

>>37445545
I've always been married to my mindflayer mom and my other mindflayer mom and my mindflayer aunt and my mindflayer sisters and cousins.

>> No.37445860

>>37445836
>implying that she isn't drinking a Tom Collins so she can be the DD for anon
Wrong

>> No.37445863

>>37445856
keepin it in the family huh?

>> No.37445887

>>37445863
More like he is keeping it in the panty. Because he is panties, and panty is a oblique rhyme with family.

>> No.37445900

>>37445860
what a wholesome succ, always looking out for anon

>> No.37445924

>>37445552
>Safety as pussysquid
>Strong, intelligent, can protect you
>Live in seculuded areas, away from dangers. just you, maybe some friends and daughter
>You can hold her hand AND her tentacles
>Big tiddy, mindflayer milk is good for the mind, body and soul
>good at cuddles
>always has your best interests at heart
>knows how weak humans are, wants to protect you
>comfy squidbro hangouts only availible thanks to her
>very dominant
>can flay your mind into make you her slave but doesnt, shows you can trust her
mindflayers are the best and I love her

>> No.37445927

>>37445900
Anon probably looks out for her and protects her from her troublesome impulses. I wonder about the kinds of destructive impulses monsters would need help with. Besides sex impulses.

>> No.37445929

>>37445924
you had me at tiddy milk

>> No.37445937

Describe to me, in detail, why your favourite monster girl is the best.

>> No.37445941

>>37445937
dumb dragon that digs

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>>37445924
>comfy squidbro hangouts only availible thanks to her
Is that for all of the transformbros?

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>>37445937
Tall, muscular women are hot. Compared to other muscular monsters, Jinkos are also pretty chill and respectful without being submissive. Their tiger parts make them both fierce and cute, and Jinko daughterus are just adorable. It's also very nice relaxing in bath with Jinko wife.

>> No.37445969
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>>37445937
She can run the program on the flash drive I found lying in the parking lot

>> No.37445971
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>>37445937
No. I would never do something like that.

>> No.37445985

>>37445969
never trust any "upgrades" or "software packages" offered by gremlins

>> No.37445989
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If they live so long, isn't there a massive risk that your foxmom gf is actually your great-great-something-grandmother?

>> No.37446009

>>37445985
so I shouldn't run semendemon.exe?

>> No.37446012
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>>37445937
I can describe one of my favorites. Vampires.
>Classy, well dressed. Could be in fine dresses or even suites.
>Controllable mantles/capes for bondage, cuddles and restraining 'prey'
>Can drink your blood, leaving you feint and submissive and her extremely horny
>After your done having sex, you'll still be vulnerable and weakened, and she'll be satisfied and clingy, good cape hugs
>Huge house, probably has lots of maids, so plenty friends
>Very strong, but not extremely muscular. I like the kind of girl that could kick my ass.
>That strength means she has power over me, and therefore she'd be great at teasing
>Cool, glowy eyes, very hypnotic.
>I now have invitation to Wight-hosted parties/balls, so I can hang out with other noblebros and zombiefuckers
>Cute coffin bed we now share
>I have a lot of bitemarks now, and being physically 'marked' in a little way is hot and shows possessiveness
>The spider girls in the dungeon
>The spider girls in the dungeon
>They roam the halls when she sleeps
>She watches her with envious eyes
>Big fangs, cute while being intimidating still
>Suprise bloodsucking is scary in all the right ways. Hand over eyes, head tilted to the side neck exposed, legs around my waist to keep my arms pinned to my side

>> No.37446040

>>37445953
Your god damn right it is. Wendibros, spiderbros, gauntbros, squidbros, slimebros... everyones invited. We all need an occasional break. Bring food if you can, we have tabletop sessions, tournaments, lots of snacks... location changes every week. Often needs to be hidden from the wives, if one finds out, they all do. Squidbros often have tunnel networks they can squeeze through, spiderbros can g e n t l y lift their wives out of themselves, slimebros can usually just ask their wife, wendibros usually leave their wife in a blanket while they're asleep and get picked up by someone else since they're far away. gauntbros just fly.

>> No.37446048
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>>37446012
Let's talk about those spiders.

>> No.37446051
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>>37442183
>What's her personality?
Adorably tsundere but when it comes to lewd things her body betrays her words, she's still be keeping her personality while she's on her knees unable to resist her Jabberwock instincts.
>What does she look like?
Pic is her, also these catbox[dot]moe/c/2r1bfr
>What does she smell like?
Strawberry, bubblegum and smoke.
>What does she do for a living?
Guards the harem mansion but being an undead kingdom there's barely any need for her to guard so it mostly consists of escorting guests to and from the mansion.
>What are her hobbies?
She collects stuffed animals of all kinds but mostly rabbits and bears, she tells herself she has too many already and always agonizes over if she should buy another. One of these days when she's truly ran out of space, one of my magic using wives will help set up pocket dimension storage for her.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.
Quite a few, she's friends with my other wives and also has a Cheshire friend she's known since they were both in wonderland. She gets on with other inhabitants of the kingdom too but doesn't get along with the local zombie dragon.
Thank you to you and the regular guy, can keep posting my wives this way without feeling like I'm spamming in one post.

>> No.37446054
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>>37445937
Best girl is Girtablilu:
>she loves to spam the most potennt viagra and penis growing venom known into you constantly
>excellent hunter so good she does not use webs like the lazy arachne
>modest halal veil and bedroom eyes plus tats and ferocious drug injection gives her gap moe
>very fine ass is a natural at doggystyle
>can be ridden as transportation

>> No.37446069

>>37446048
I don't see them clearly. They're in the shadows. They look at her with jealousy, and me with hunger. They're always gone when she looks, hiding again. They look huge, but I've only ever seen black sillouettes in flashes of lightning and in dim candle light. The closest they god was when I was walking to the kitchen at night, when I saw one at the end of the hall. She was huge, at least 12 feet tall, and clearly strong. There was a lustful grin on her face, and I could now see something in her hand. A potion, glowling and swirling, in a bottle shaped like a heart tinted black.

>> No.37446076

>>37446054
Convincing argument, ferocious drug injections sound hot.

>> No.37446078

>>37439863
By leading the search away from the evidence of my involvement.

>> No.37446097

>>37446069
Think you need to lay off the lamentation mushrooms hombre

>> No.37446099

>>37446009
correct, it's very dangerous

>> No.37446107

>>37445818
Seeing how fat and jiggly that ass is, you can tell that your pizza was eaten, rather than removed.

>> No.37446122

>>37446009
only if youre a lil bitch lmao
do it pussy
create that succubot

>> No.37446128

>>37446099
but gremmy said it would do something funni and siad to combo it with momster.bat as well for maxium funni

>> No.37446134

>>37446040
Sounds like a good time. I would need a ride, but I can bring loads of meat. We have a large stockpile so the wife shouldn't notice if I take some. I can always hunt more later as game is plentiful here. She is a blanket hog too so getting away will be easy under the cover of her cute snores. I hope the route and ride are discreet, right? We try to keep the brain scrambling from being seen to a minimum. That's why the home is so distant. Well that and it's her family's old homestead.

>> No.37446141

>>37446076
Combined with being ferociously getting milked only makes it better.

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>> No.37446150

>>37446009
I couldn't even run it. Kikisoft automatically deleted mine.

>> No.37446165

>>37446134
Squidbros using jamming magic to stop us from being tracked, dont worry about that. Also, don't let anyone else know, but this year its in an abandoned castle in dragonia. An anon whos married to a Dragon Zombie is moving to Zipangu, so he said its free game for us.
Meats more than welcome by most people. Theres a wendibro coming who is an absolute master of the grill.
Not too sure about how you'll get there though. At the moment, we may need to use gremlin railway networks. For the right price, a whole train could be hired for all the wendibros.
PS. Bring venison and controllers if you have any

>> No.37446171

>You walk into a dark barely lit room
>In the room sits a Cockatrice wearing a letterman jacket
>A centaur in a bikini
>And an angry and malevolent looking Owl Mage in a white suit
>"And who do we have here?" Says the Centaur
>"You're no guest of mine!" Says the Owl Mage harshly
>"Do you like hurting other people?" The Cockatrice inquires.

>> No.37446181

>>37446150
use shogtu, its better and doesn't delete your porn and change it to maid porn as welll as monitor you to make sure that you only talk about the good kikis can do

>> No.37446184

>37446147
Is this the return of you know who or what?

>> No.37446198

>>37446181
Yeah the maid porn is awesome. It might as well be the only thing on the internet. Who knew it was so popular? I'll take your advice and buy her an new feather duster.

>> No.37446218

>>37446181
The system is pretty flexible. All my porn is Shogs now, but they're still female bodybuilders like before.

>> No.37446233

>>37446218
see and it was easy to install cause all you had to do is pray to _ for the install

>> No.37446250

>>37446165
That's wonderful. The mother-in-law can scry the inky void between realms. She's constantly spying on us like a pervert, so a little time off from her scrutiny would be just the thing. I hear Dragonia has some lovely weather this time of year. I've heard they've got some awesome grilling techniques in Dragonia too, did the other wendibro pick up some of his master grilling over there? We've got more than enough venison to spare, and I can scrounge up a few extra controllers. No worries on that account, I can cover a train ticket and bring the stuff. But I've never gotten on a gremlin train, are they safe?

>> No.37446278

>>37446171
>Centaur bikini
My mind boggles. What is this a reference to, Christopher Robin and Friends?

>> No.37446328

why do I feel like the best armor for men In MGE would be just as skimpy as female armor?

>> No.37446339

>>37446328
because skimpy armor is the best armor without exceptiion

>> No.37446360

>>37446339
>male armor for a lvl999 tank is a just a metal penis gourd

>> No.37446366

>>37446328
Easier grope access for your teammates.

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>> No.37446377

Mindflayers scare the living shit out of me

>> No.37446391

>>37446366
but do they always have to cop a field while I am in front of them doing something or trying to disarm a trap, its almost like they want me to get stuck in lewd traps

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>>37446377

>> No.37446400

>>37446367
sluuuuts

>> No.37446407

>>37446328
You're why monster party members treat humans like cumpumps or heal sluts anon. It's giving other human adventurers a bad name. How's a hardworking adventurer supposed to be taken seriously in battle once those rumors start?

>> No.37446409

>>37446367
Put some clothes on, ladies. A wight, at least, is supposed to have class.

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>> No.37446417

>>37446407
I am not to blame, its the monster armor makers such lewd armor for men to wear and making it so damn good

>> No.37446418

>>37446360
The OmniSheath 3000 isn't "just a metal penis gourd". It is the cutting edge when it comes to personal defense systems. Several independent laboratories have confirmed the security and strength of the OmniSheath 3000, and more than a dozen Haku and Gremlin specialists will verify this. Believe me, there is no personal defense system on the market that can compare to the reliability of the OmniSheath 3000. Lasers, painful spells, rockets? All easily repelled by the OmniSheath 3000. In all areas* it has proven itself to be the superior defense.

*With the exception of groping and rape. OmniSheath Corp is not responsible for any failure of the OmniSheath 3000 in dealing with instances of groping or rape.

>> No.37446441

>>37446367
going to slip a 5 in their ass cracks.

>> No.37446444

>>37446250
Nah, the wendibro is from some desert, not sure where. Posh place though, I know that. Real gourmet type.
The trains are usually safe-ish, but with it just being transformationbros, we'll be alright. Spiderbros and wendibros are strong as hell, and squidbros like myself are suprsingly good projectiles. Theoretically, we could work like facehuggers if anything happens, but it shouldn't. Gremlin Underground's reputation would be in tatters if an all-male train got attacked under their watch. Anyways, we're all taken. We'll be fine! Unless you're worried about word getting out about our little getaway, in which case, we've been fine for the last 4 years, don't see why anything'll be different this time.

>> No.37446465

>>37446413
Horse fashion

>> No.37446533

>>37446413
>>37446441
See all the sexiest bridles and hottest saddles of this season! Your man will be chomping at the bit for you when he sees your new sexy looooong bikini!

>> No.37446568
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Anon! You're late to hero training! C'mon, before Ilias starts doing that thing again!

>> No.37446601

>>37446444
Nice, I could do with some haute grilling. Yeah, I'm convinced. There's no way GU will drop the ball with a train full of machismo like us. When you put it like that, the only thing we have to worry about is the wives. And what they don't know won't hurt them. We'll just have some old fashioned good clean fun. My lips are sealed, cross my heart and swear on į̷̮̥̫͑̆͌͂́̂̀̓̊͊t̴̖̟̦̦̮̼͉̫̉́́͊̆̃̀͘͘͝h̸̨̨̛̗̭̣̣̜̤̬̜̭̣̓̎̇̈́͘a̸̻͋͌̈́̒̾͗͊q̵̧͚̪̜̯͕̳̞͔̘͍̫͔́̀̀̍̋ừ̴̢͎̦͉̝̪̘̜̖̣̬̻̽̾̀̂̍̈́̿͂̌̎͝ą̶̌́̀́̽̔̏̄'s webbed toes.

>> No.37446629

>>37435454
Yeah i like at least a smidge of spookyness in monster girls cause fear boners are the best boners.

>> No.37446633

>>37446418
what sizes do they come in, what colors are available, and do they have versions that are a bit more covering? asking for a friend of course

>> No.37446636
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>>37445545
I trust fairies

>> No.37446645

>>37433586
Monster girl encyclopedia

>> No.37446651

>>37446645
MONSTER girl encyclopedia

>> No.37446653

>>37446651
Monster GIRL encyclopedia

>> No.37446662

>>37446653
monster girl ENCYCLOPEDIA

>> No.37446666

>>37446653
Monster girl ENCYCLOPEDIA

>> No.37446671

>>37446653
monsta gril encyclpoedsia

>> No.37446672

>>37446662
>>37446666
MONSTER girl ENCYCLOPEDIA

>> No.37446674

>>37446653
monster girl ENCYCLOPEDIA

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>>37446666
Frightening digits, all hail the encyclopedia

>> No.37446715
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Monster girl encycloPEDOia

>> No.37446783

>>37446633
All possible varieties of color and sizes are available. Unfortunately, our specialists inform us that a more covering version of the OmniSheath 3000 would interfere with the complex defensive mechanisms. Ominsheath Corp has an official policy that you must bring your party along with you for the fitting. This is so that any customization done will be calibrated to you and your team. Remember to fill out the paperwork on your sexual preferences to ensure proper customization!

>> No.37446800

>>37446715
Oh no *Sabbath breaking onto home noises*

>> No.37446836

>>37446181
>>37446218
>>37446233
purple, sticky keys pressed themselves to make these posts.

>> No.37446882

>>37446666
Mega Satannish has spoken!
>>37446678
Yes. I guess it is time for the virgin sacrifices to appease our dark book lord.

>> No.37446917

>>37446601
>>37446444
Remember the new rule by the way: If you know your wife is looking for you, you break away from the group and get to them as fast as possible. We don't want to have another mindbreaking incident like last year

>> No.37446956

Id fuck a devil

>> No.37446997

>>37446956
I’d fuck a devil maid

>> No.37447015
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>>37446956
Me too

>> No.37447034
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37447034

vore the fairies. just a little though. don't chew or swallow.

>> No.37447058

>>37447034
You just lost your fairy license: we’ll be taking your fairy and sending you to bad boy jail

>> No.37447071

>>37447034
ewww

>> No.37447097
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37447097

What has Science done?

>> No.37447147

>>37447097
wtf i love science, it made a roomba that can suck my dick and clean it at the same damn time!

>> No.37447155

>>37447097
Kikis are gonna lose their jobs to automation...

>> No.37447285
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>>37446568
Ave Maria! Deus Vult!

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>>37433586

>> No.37447345

I am going to go out on a limb and assume any animated shows and media in the Monstergirl World. Is basically going to be Valvarulve or Valverape.

>> No.37447444

>>37447345
sorry what
am i retarded for not understanding this

>> No.37447790
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Angels are for ___.

>> No.37447805

>>37447790
hugging while they wrap their wings around you

>> No.37447817

>>37447790
punishing sinners

>> No.37447819
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>>37447790
Being denied sex for thousands of years, then having an innocent human boy placed in front of them.

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>>37445937
she is squishy, very versatile, and the best maid around, everyone should have a shog

>> No.37447890
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>>37447790
making more angels

>> No.37447897

>>37447819
>I’m sorry, young man. This mortal body has… desperate needs, and you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Please understand, and good luck.

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>>37447790
milk

>> No.37447989

>>37447897
well atleast she apologized, can't fault her for being a rude rapist

>> No.37447993

>>37447897
>anon is dense and thinks she needs something to eat and makes her some food

>> No.37448031

>>37447993
what would you make for a baby crazy angel? maybe some good ole beef stew will calm her down

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>>37433586

>> No.37448173

>>37447920
>ywn have a guardian angel that always boobhats you
>no can see her so you are a weirdo who blushes all the time
>she doesn't think anything of it as she must be close to protect you
>everyday you must resist the urge to take her somewhere private and pounce on her
>you shouldn't do that to a holy being, right?

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>> No.37448214

>>37448179
>bottom right
Is she ok?

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>>37433586

>> No.37448393

>>37448305
There's a lot in this picture I don't understand

>> No.37448402

>>37448214
She overdosed on lamp

>> No.37448413

>>37448214
yeah, she's got sparkles and stuff.

>> No.37448514
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37448514

Do you think there's any kind of rift between natural-born mamono and monsterized human women?

>> No.37448523
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>>37448402
>od on lamps
>her friend anon takes her to a intervention
>he starts off with a speech about how she shouldn't abuse lamp usage and ...
>while anon gives his speech, moth-chan can only stare at the lamp right next to his face
lamp overdose is no joke, make sure to comfort your moths and make sure they know that they don't need lamps when they have you

>> No.37448564

>>37448514
only in the sense that former humans tend to prefer proactive monsterization.
if you want them to be snooty about it, disdain former humans or feel superior about it you should look for a different setting.

>> No.37448578
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>>37448514
I know I wouldn't want a monsterized woman. Give me a pureblood, thanks.

>> No.37448590

>>37448514
If i remember right, a monster who converts a human will view that human-now-monster as a sister or sometimes daughter, and the human-now-monster will view their coverter as a sister or mother. so probably not, no

>> No.37448602

Do dragon husbands have a meet up? Transformationbros do, and so do the husbands of undead.

>> No.37448612

>>37448602
A sort of Dragonmoot?

>> No.37448617

>>37448602
yeah its our cult meet up

>> No.37448647

>>37448617
>>37448612
ok I was just curious what exactly goes on over there? the transformationbros hangout is mostly just a chill thing with a grill and vidya, the undeadbros hangouts is a posher meetup thing, but wtf do you guys get up to?

>> No.37448652

>>37448647
starting new cults

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>>37448602
Imagine how sick it would be to ride through the skies on your wife's back.

>> No.37448664

>>37448647
Singing karaoke in Shouts.

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>>37448652
i hope thigh worship makes it on the next agenda

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>>37448652
I want to make a kiki cult that tries to be the servant for the kiki
it has not gone well

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Don't be alarmed Anon, but I am here to inform you that you are being summoned to the high court of monster law
You are accused of being single
See you in the court room

>> No.37448900

>>37448849
>See you in the court room
>thinking I won't "shoot the messenger" by dragging her inside for impregnation
woops looks like i ain't single

>> No.37448914

>>37448849
Is a lawyer provided for me, at least?

>> No.37448915

>>37448849
Time to go on the run

>> No.37448933

>>37447790
ball crushing

>> No.37448963

>>37448849
>white hair
>yan eyes
>fox
on no! my only weakness!

>> No.37448997

>>37446666
Funny Greenworm book

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>>37448997
greenworm?

>> No.37449106

>>37448914
Yes, all men accused of being single receive a specialist. She has a 97% conviction rate.

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>>37448849
I already know the verdict. Do I still need to show up?

>> No.37449134

where do i go for japanese furry
/trash/ is just w*stern "art"

>> No.37449143

>>37449134
not here

>> No.37449205
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smug is good, post smug

>> No.37449209

>>37449143
i know

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>>37449205
You fool, if there is too much smug we will all be trapped in the gravitational vortex of the smug and then we will be easy pickings for the monsters!

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>>37449242
yes

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>>37449205

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how tall do you like em? I love tall girls

>> No.37449432

>>37448617
Private investigator Anon sneaks into the dragon cult pretending to be like them in having a dragon wife.

>> No.37449433
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37449433

The last redpill in MGE adventuring party is to be a tank, and have a lot of aggressive and beeg monsters as DPS
>if you get hurt at least once they all get enrage for the entirety of the fight
>after the fight they will dote on and pamper you
>you get all the gear first, so that you are safe
>you get to wear epic plate and wield cool weapons and/or shields
>you're the nartural party leader so you are also natural dom in the post-dungeon orgy
Don't let healsluts see this, they'll feel bad about picking the wrong spec.

>> No.37449481

>>37449433
>what actually happens
>anon goes in and try to tank
>he gets whacked away
>he wakes up and his party is riding him
can't lvl up if your party beats them up

>> No.37449492

>>37439178
I kinda feel a bit bad for the dude who came up with this Hellhound. He paid what was in all likelihood a lot of money to have a 3D VR model made of her for vtubing but he gets like no views.

>> No.37449533
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>>37449481
>get XP from sex
>put all the points in protection tree first
>now you're a stone wall tank
>and your party needs to fuck you even harder if they want you to level up your sex skills
Heh, you gotta step your game first kiddo.

>> No.37449539

I need Greenworm in my life.

>> No.37449542

>>37449492
If he's a dude and wanted to be a "girl" vtuber then I can see why he failed.

>> No.37449592

>>37449533
>anon is a muscle partner for some amazoness
>they beat up their foes and flex against each other afterward
>whoever is the strongest gets to top and choose the next adventure
>they do this many times

>> No.37449612

Which monster will commit tax fraud with you?

>> No.37449617

>>37449533
do you have the other muscle pick? it is kinda wholesome

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>>37449617
The one with her showing the guy a heart on her back? I have it on a different device, can't access it now.
>>37449592
Sounds comfy as fuck
>>37449539
I need a Greenworm on my dick*

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>>37449612
Dragons exist to evade taxes, gotta build up that hoard and not let the feds take a single coin.

>> No.37449748

>>37445670
A barely follow it myself but apparently no, she now comes from one of the demi-human races inhabiting that one not!FarEast continent.

>> No.37449810

>>37449003
Funky face and neck

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