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3742489 No.3742489 [Reply] [Original]

A safe haven from those encumbered with the reigns of society,
A fantastical fantasy where my mood is uninhibited.
The door locked,
my figures aligned in a perfect flow,
wave upon wave of beauteous stance,
the room a fortress of attraction.

The women who exist in the third dimension are surreptitious,
unworthy of my very gaze.
Why should I envisage such whores,
such imperfection?
A rugged carpet of lewd pseudopods,
tangling and tripping all they wish to have their way with.

However I am safe in my sanctuary,
PVC gazes lovingly stare at my aching body.
The door knocks.
The shelf wobbles.
A clunk emanates from behind my gaze.
These is one on the floor.
A severed arm hurtles to the ground,
a rain of plastic,
my hopes and dreams fading in an instant.

I eye the destruction,
thousands of dollars lost,
my sanctuary is no longer worthy of such a title.

Feebly I grab a leg, placing it in my mouth,
and another,
another,
another,
eventually my mouth is filled with corpses,
they cease my ability to speak,
to laugh,
to live.

I cry a single tear.

>> No.3742493
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3742498

That all leads me to the fact that

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN

>> No.3742500

camwhores go in /b/

>> No.3742523

fascinating

>> No.3742541

>>3742500

I love you too

>> No.3742549

bump for faggotry

>> No.3742552

That was beautiful man

>> No.3742555

Terrible prose I must confess,
Couplets are where I shine best.

>> No.3742554 [DELETED] 

>>3742487
hey please stop spamming anonRalk dot com except with a `t` instead of `R` thanx

>> No.3742957

figurines are 3D
moreover, anything on monitor/tv is 3D, since pixels aren't 2D

>> No.3742960

>>3742957

I'm not re-writing, fuck you.

>> No.3742961

Shut up, idolfag.
Go back to your junior idol threads.

>> No.3742984 [DELETED] 

If this post ends in 5 I'll leave /jp/

>> No.3743001

>>3742960
Fuck you too.

>> No.3743011

>>3743001

I'm sorry, you rule.

>> No.3743034

A LITTLE CREEPY AT THE END THERE, FRIEND.

>> No.3743037

>>3743034

They're not actual corpses, I am using a metaphor, also hello.

>> No.3743041

>>3743037
i know that it's just i'm imagining you with with a mouth full of miniature touhou feet trying to say something and it's weird

But I'm pretty tired too so whatever. How are you?

>> No.3743044 [DELETED] 

>>3743041

I'm feeling kind of tired, people are expecting a lot of me, so I guess its fine.

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>> No.3743049

>>3743041

I'm alright, people are expecting a lot of me so I've been sort of tired lately, though I guess its not really anything out of the ordinary.

>> No.3743063

Junior idol feet taste like shit... awkward metaphor too.
Stop writing.

>> No.3743080

>>3743063

How do you know what they taste like?

>> No.3743144

>>3742489
So, what's so good about dolls anyway?

>> No.3743165

>>3743080
3D is pig disgusting. Moron.

>> No.3743166

>>3743144
Metaphor for junior idols, actually.

>> No.3743168

It's that idolfaggot who used to do doujin music. again.
Get out.

>> No.3743186

>>3743144

I didn't want to change my name when I changed my trip. If you wish you may read it as idollfagers.

>> No.3743182

>>3743168
you should take it easy man

>> No.3743188

>>3743144

I didn't want to change my trip when I changed my name. If you wish you may read it as idollfagers.

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