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Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:51:31 2021 No.37411991 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy is a very cute girl.
But she's also a very dumb girl.
That's why she can't even get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:56:55 2021 No.37412020 File: 60 KB, 500x500, 1617220249325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37411991

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:57:05 2021 No.37412023 File: 158 KB, 520x463, 1585275261725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 09:27:26 2021 No.37412221 >>37411991 Perhaps Marisa is the one barren?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 09:33:42 2021 No.37412255 >>37411991 It's better that way, Patchy. I'm pretty sure you would die giving birth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 09:51:34 2021 No.37412333 >>37411991 Witches work with poisonous substances all the time, she's probably as barren as the Sahara by now

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 10:35:55 2021 No.37412596
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>>37412020
https://e-hentai.org/g/1873253/88b14d3cda/ ([Hanya Yashiki (Hanya)] Touhou Meiko ~Patchouli Hen~ | Touhou Meiko ~Patchouli Edition~ (Touhou Project) [English] {Doujins.com} [Digital])
it wasn't hard to find, however it's nsfw garbage and my innocence will never recover to what it once was

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 10:40:09 2021 No.37412621 File: 115 KB, 389x246, 1623083030559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37412596 >rule 34 Thanks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 12:11:05 2021 No.37413326 >>37412596 So she mistakes a contraceptive drug for a fertility drug is the whole plot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 14:55:21 2021 No.37415334 >>37413326 Patchy sure is dumb!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 16:16:02 2021 No.37416390 >>37413326 Aren't fertility drugs only 99.9% effective? She should've been impregnated 3 or 4 times already. Maybe Patchu is infertile.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 18:03:07 2021 No.37417562
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>>37416390
Assuming that Patchy has been having sex every day multiple times a day, so that there's always sperm swimming around in her womb and vagina, and assuming that Patchy has a menstrual cycle of 30 days, we can assume that her yearly number of fertile days is 72.
The odds of her getting pregnant on one of those days, generously assuming that the pill is 99.9% effective, is still quite low. Therefore we can't conclude whether Patchy is fertile or not based only on this evidence.

Though that's with the usual kind of use and she has been popping them like candy every time she has sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 21:57:16 2021 No.37419866 >>37417562 What calculator?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 04:27:13 2021 No.37422832 >>37419866 Calc84

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 04:30:54 2021 No.37422863 >>37412020 EPIC image and filename.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 15:26:21 2021 No.37427832 >>37422863 But that's just a regular 4chan filename?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 16:44:16 2021 No.37428563 >>37413326 Could be that the guy she wants babies from is infertile. She never mentioned giving him any fertility drugs or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 02:08:34 2021 No.37433182 >>37427832 4chan is epic, dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 03:42:15 2021 No.37447382 >>37427832 actually it's called unix time

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 04:20:53 2021 No.37448068 >>37411991 Bookworms tend to be pretty stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 04:30:37 2021 No.37448241 File: 581 KB, 1200x1000, 6855ABEA-4211-4B97-B625-E678ADE01CA3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37411991 The patch snatch

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 12:06:20 2021 No.37453174 >>37411991 just imagine releasing a lot inside hot patchy and later raising a child with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 01:10:58 2021 No.37464399 patchy has sex 10 times daily without fail

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 20:22:38 2021 No.37478277 >>37464399 fuck me... how can I be as cool as patchouli

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 20:54:10 2021 No.37478568 >>37448241 white pantsu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 21:04:03 2021 No.37478677 >>37411991 Patcho

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 00:10:32 2021 No.37480319 File: 155 KB, 278x315, 1616004469905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] p the mage

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 19:59:50 2021 No.37493630 >>37480319 What artists does P listen to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:24:46 2021 No.37493867 File: 1.65 MB, 666x1000, patchouli listens to hip hop and stuff [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fpbx5a1.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37493630 de la soul

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 23:18:43 2021 No.37495064 >>37493867 Based Patche

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 15:25:38 2021 No.37505436 >>37493867 I hate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 09:51:02 2021 No.37515818 >>37478277 start with sex once a day and work your way up

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:15:56 2021 No.37516381 >>37433182 It's not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:57:11 2021 No.37516860 >>37411991 >eats mercury >wtf I'm sterile Very dumb indeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:19:42 2021 No.37528097 >>37411991 If that were true, there'd be less people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:37:28 2021 No.37528231 >>37528097 Have you played EraTW? Getting a non-human pregnant requires the help of your monotheistic god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 17:59:17 2021 No.37539984 >>37528097 It takes special kind of stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 18:20:00 2021 No.37540301 >>37411991 Eratohotw in a nutshell

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 07:13:32 2021 No.37547647 >>37411991 barren

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 18:21:30 2021 No.37556088 >>37433182 This

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