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3736358 No.3736358 [Reply] [Original]

I have been thinking.... Doesn't this hurt Marisa?

>> No.3736365
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>>3736358

i don't understand what you're talking about, at all

>> No.3736368

This illustration has brought me to tears.

>> No.3736369
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i think she'll be ok

>> No.3736375

vaginas don't work that way

>> No.3736390

Looks like a horse

>> No.3736395

I thought those were balls at first.

>> No.3736399

I honestly thought the op was a split tongue...

>> No.3736406

I thought it was a snake

>> No.3736411
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>> No.3736413

>>3736369
WHAT IN THE DAVY JONES YOU'VE DONE TO YUFFIE!?


;_;

>> No.3736423

>>3736369
That is all kinds of saved

>> No.3736439
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>>3736358
Is that her butt, or vagoo?

Also, this is currently the best thread on /jp/ at the moment.

>> No.3736443

I thought it was a finger.

>> No.3736444
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>>3736358

>> No.3736449

Fukkin broom I'd fukkin kill dat trolling broom

>> No.3736458

>>3736411
isn't her broom bamboo?

>> No.3736461

>>3736458
What does it look like in the original game art?

>> No.3736472

I thought it was a cock and balls combining

>> No.3736479

Marisa doesn't have a hymen to lose. See >>3736411.

>> No.3736492
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3736492

I wonder what it would be like to sniff Marisa's bloomers. I wonder what it would smell like.

>> No.3736494

>>3736358

Ever heard of Cushioning Charms, OP?

>> No.3736496

>>3736492

It would smell like fish

>> No.3736505
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>> No.3736507

>>3736492
Fruity Pebbles.

>> No.3736510

>>3736494
You mean like a groin guard? But Reimu and Alice might think she has balls.

>> No.3736512

>>3736510
>Implying Alice wouldn't enjoy the idea of Marisa having a penis.

>> No.3736518

>>3736512
Go back to /v/.

>> No.3736519
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It doesn't bother me. Try it sometime.

>> No.3736531

yeah, vagoos arent that big, it wouldn`t spread open like that, it would comfortably sit on top.

>> No.3736544
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More Marisa bloomers please.

>> No.3736558
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>> No.3736568
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>>3736544
All I have.

>> No.3736574

>>3736558

Such big heads, yet such small limbs.

>> No.3736580

>>3736531
You won't believe how elastic vagoos can be.

>> No.3736588

>>3736531

She'd probably lean back as well so it's more likely it would slip between her ass cheeks and she'd rest on or near her tail bone. Which in itself is uncomfortable.

>> No.3736616

well if is wearing bloomers i dont think it would be that uncomfortable.

panties on the other hand.... owch

>> No.3736624

Side saddle, also there's a reason why witches are call "cold".

>> No.3736634

>>3736358
She like to grind her genitalia on her broom

>> No.3736640

>>3736358

First thought: Pen under nose.

>> No.3736641

>>3736634
But wouldn't the friction make her skin swell and become painful? Yet she is still seen riding on that everyday.

>> No.3736646

>>3736580

Yeah, provided they're old enough. Ripping feels bad man.

>> No.3736647

>>3736641
she gets off on the friction

>> No.3736648

Guys, you don't just sit on the broom like that, you also lean forward on your hands so your entire weight isn't on your crotch. You can try sitting on a railing yourself to see how it works, although admittedly it woudln't be the most comfortable way to sit.

>> No.3736654

>>3736492
Saffron and rose

>> No.3736658

Remember, all Touhous can fly. Marisa flies on a broom because she feels like it, not because she has to. Since she could fly fine without it, that means she must feel no gravity when in the air, and so her ass doesn't feel any pressure from the broom.

>> No.3736660

>>3736658
Citation needed.

>> No.3736661

>>3736558
Pencil thin limbs like that are good for when you want to feel sympathy for a character who's been starving for weeks... but not so good when you want to feel sexual arousal.

God, it looks like their bones would snap if you barely touched them.

>> No.3736664

>>3736648

Fatigue would still build rather quickly, as it is not a natural stance and mode of travel for bipedal creatures. I'm sure there's somewhat of an energy penalty from having to force your weight to be distributed in such a manner as well. How does one stay balanced in that configuration when pulling any kind of Gs at all?
Also, it certainly does look like an ass destroying position over time even with preventative measures such as the aforementioned weight distribution adjustments.

I think I should fund a scientific study on this with proper controls.

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>> No.3736675

>>3736660

PMiSS says "even without wings, we can all fly".

>> No.3736683

>>3736358
You get used to it, that or she has a seat there and we don't see it, or it's fucking magic.

>> No.3736684

>>3736675
Exactly, Marisa doesn't use wings, she has a broom!

>> No.3736686
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this is why classy witches always sit sideways on their brooms

>> No.3736688

>>3736648

That's why a side-saddle type position is much more comfortable for brooms and the like.

>> No.3736710

The whole "witches ride brooms" isn't about flying anyway, the myth was born from a weird ass practice in the dark ages for women to get high by making potions from things like fly argaric and smearing the substance on a broom handle or similar, then jaming it into their vagoo where it would be absorbed into the blood stream.

Naturally back then any women showing the slightest hint of sexuality was clearly a heretic and a witch. Chances are she'd be too fucked up on poisonous mushrooms to explain herself too.

>> No.3736717

Don't worry guys, diapers make it comfortable and help hold in the poop.

>> No.3736728

HEY GUYS, DO GIRLS LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY WHEN THEY RIDE A BIKE?

>> No.3736750

>>3736717
Not that diaperfag again.

>> No.3736759

>>3736710
Holy shit I googled it and it's true. That's hot.

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>>3736759
>>3736710

>> No.3736807
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>The generally accepted theory about the origins of witches and flying with their brooms is based in a ritual involving a psychoactive drug trip.[1] The witches would prepare a flying ointment to aid them in their journey. There are many recipes for this ointment all having a base of either Atropa belladonna or Mandragora officinarum, both highly psychoactive drugs producing visions and encouraging astral projection.[2] The ointment was rubbed all over the body using the broom. A personal account is given by one witch who described the act of rubbing the ointment on her hands and feet, which provided a sensation of flying. Witches mounted broomsticks and would leap around the fields, smeared with the flying ointment, in order to "teach the crops how high to grow". The ointment would give them hallucinations, which made them believe that they flew distances

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>>3736710

>> No.3736820

>>3736728
They can.
I know at least one girl who has.

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>>3736807
I wonder what a footjob from a witch with the ointment on her feet would feel like.

>> No.3736829

>>3736820
>I don't know what virginity means

>> No.3736831

>>3736710
>>3736759
Link please.

>> No.3736832
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>>3736828
>>3736807
POST MOAR MARISA

>> No.3736834

>>3736828
Bengay on the balls.

>> No.3736837
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>>3736829
He probably thinks torn hymen = not virgin.

>> No.3736838

>>3736820
>Implying virginity is the same thing as hymen.

>> No.3736841

>>3736710

Holy shit, that's awesome.

>> No.3736844

>- Many flying potions contained hallucinogenic ingredients. If a broomstick was rubbed with such potions and used for riding or masturbatory purposes, a sensation of flight would result.

http://www.weird-encyclopedia.com/witchs-broom.php

>> No.3736847

>>3736844

In other words, Marisa be flying high all the time, ze~.

>> No.3736852

>>3736831

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1344/whats-the-deal-with-witches-and-broomsticks

>> No.3736853
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Marisa cannot fily without the broom. End of story.

>> No.3736854

>>3736844
>Several theories explain this association of brooms with witches:
Oh. So no one really knows?

>> No.3736855

>torn hymen

UNFIT FOR MARRIAGE GTFO SLUT

>> No.3736861
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>>3736853
Fanon.

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>>3736853

>> No.3736867

>>3736854

I think it means they all contributed equally to the association of witches and brooms.

>> No.3736883

>>3736844
> Witches often rode with the faggot-end up, with a candle in the faggot to light the way.

>> No.3736892

>>3736883
Yes, you are quite the comedian.

>> No.3736915

How does Marisa remain seated on a broom like that? That setup is inherently aerodynamically unstable, which makes her very agile in air to air combat, but you need fly-by-wire controls to actively correct the instability or else you'll end up in an uncontrollable flat spin.

>> No.3736919

>>3736883
I read this then I re-looked at these pictures:
>>3736853
>>3736865

Oh you /jp/.

>> No.3736920

>>3736915
agent556

>> No.3736950
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She's daijoubou.

>> No.3737029

There is an invisible magical cushion on that broom

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>> No.3737078

>>3737040
mugen, sometimes I wonder what the fuck goes into your mind.

>> No.3737089

>>3737078
That's actually exactly what I thought when I first looked at the picture.

>> No.3737100

>>3737040
awesome

>> No.3737115

>>3737040
I lol'd way too hard at this.

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>> No.3737134

>>3737040
I laughed.

Then I remembered those awesome threads with small cropped bits of hentai doujin and ms-paint extensions showing bodybuilders in strange positions.

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>>3737134
that was right after the split in /a/.

>> No.3737247

>>3737146
Ahh, Nostalgia.
Thanks for posting that Bro'~

>> No.3737252

>>3737146
more

>> No.3737258
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This is not what you think it is...

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>>3737258

>> No.3737271

>>3737263
That's exactly what I thought it was.

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>>3736358

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>>3737252

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>>3737312

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nostalgic

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I don't know what happened to this drawfag though

>> No.3737336

>>3737322
He's still around, I've seen fairly recent stuff that appears to be his style.

>> No.3737363

>>3736950
Reminds me of the joke:
Why do witches never wear any underwear?
Extra grip.

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>>3737372

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>> No.3737402

>>3737374
>>3737315
>>3737309
>>3737263
Can't stop laughing, dude.

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>>3737409

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>>3737415

>> No.3737419

>>3737400
Rise drew a Ranka doujin?

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>>3737424
I always forget the spoilertag...

>> No.3737435

Best thread on jp

>> No.3737440

I thought he was showing a hardcore nose grabbing skills.

>> No.3737445

the mighty works of Genius....

>> No.3737446

http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/lolicon.swf

>> No.3737448

Too fucking funny. I hadn't seen those before.

>> No.3737450

>>3737446
Sup Scotland Yard

>> No.3737452

>>3737448
These are from /a/. He make new ones for us to guess from time to time.
No one ever get them right before he releases the answers though.

>> No.3737463

>>3737322
I still want to know the source on that

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>> No.3737472

>>3737452
Well, that explains it since I haven't been to /a/ since about when /jp/ was formed. Good thing someone is willing to wade through it at least.

>> No.3737476

>>3737471
wow, did not see that coming

>> No.3737627

This is amazing.

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>>3737146

you doing it wrong

>> No.3737644

>>3737040
First thing I thought of as well.

>>3737471
awesome

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I have some more but I forgot to save the cropped h pic

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>>3737778
You doing it wrong again!

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>>3737782

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>>3737784
stop doing it wrong

>> No.3737809
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Could we get some more sexy Marisa?

>> No.3737817

There was some doujin specifically on the subject of the OP, with Marisa complaining that riding regularly makes her crotch hurt and riding side-saddle makes her neck stiff. She experiment some new styles, including surfboard.

>> No.3737828

>>3737809
probably,
I'm out of manly h page explainer pics, but I don't know shit about touhou...

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I bet you Marisa can't catch the golden snitch.

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>>3737859
Who needs to catch what you can just blow to smithereens with a Master Spark?

Lasers of Love, ze.

>> No.3737880

That'd be cheating.

>> No.3737888

>>3736558
her left sock is incomplete

>> No.3738200

>>3737817
Sauce? Was it h?

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