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I have been thinking.... Doesn't this hurt Marisa?

>> No.3736365
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i don't understand what you're talking about, at all

>> No.3736368

This illustration has brought me to tears.

>> No.3736369
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i think she'll be ok

>> No.3736375

vaginas don't work that way

>> No.3736390

Looks like a horse

>> No.3736395

I thought those were balls at first.

>> No.3736399

I honestly thought the op was a split tongue...

>> No.3736406

I thought it was a snake

>> No.3736411
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>> No.3736423

That is all kinds of saved

>> No.3736439
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Is that her butt, or vagoo?

Also, this is currently the best thread on /jp/ at the moment.

>> No.3736443

I thought it was a finger.

>> No.3736444
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>> No.3736449

Fukkin broom I'd fukkin kill dat trolling broom

>> No.3736458

isn't her broom bamboo?

>> No.3736461

What does it look like in the original game art?

>> No.3736472

I thought it was a cock and balls combining

>> No.3736479

Marisa doesn't have a hymen to lose. See >>3736411.

>> No.3736492
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I wonder what it would be like to sniff Marisa's bloomers. I wonder what it would smell like.

>> No.3736494


Ever heard of Cushioning Charms, OP?

>> No.3736496


It would smell like fish

>> No.3736505
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>> No.3736507

Fruity Pebbles.

>> No.3736510

You mean like a groin guard? But Reimu and Alice might think she has balls.

>> No.3736512

>Implying Alice wouldn't enjoy the idea of Marisa having a penis.

>> No.3736518

Go back to /v/.

>> No.3736519
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It doesn't bother me. Try it sometime.

>> No.3736531

yeah, vagoos arent that big, it wouldn`t spread open like that, it would comfortably sit on top.

>> No.3736544
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More Marisa bloomers please.

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>> No.3736568
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All I have.

>> No.3736574


Such big heads, yet such small limbs.

>> No.3736580

You won't believe how elastic vagoos can be.

>> No.3736588


She'd probably lean back as well so it's more likely it would slip between her ass cheeks and she'd rest on or near her tail bone. Which in itself is uncomfortable.

>> No.3736616

well if is wearing bloomers i dont think it would be that uncomfortable.

panties on the other hand.... owch

>> No.3736624

Side saddle, also there's a reason why witches are call "cold".

>> No.3736634

She like to grind her genitalia on her broom

>> No.3736640


First thought: Pen under nose.

>> No.3736641

But wouldn't the friction make her skin swell and become painful? Yet she is still seen riding on that everyday.

>> No.3736646


Yeah, provided they're old enough. Ripping feels bad man.

>> No.3736647

she gets off on the friction

>> No.3736648

Guys, you don't just sit on the broom like that, you also lean forward on your hands so your entire weight isn't on your crotch. You can try sitting on a railing yourself to see how it works, although admittedly it woudln't be the most comfortable way to sit.

>> No.3736654

Saffron and rose

>> No.3736658

Remember, all Touhous can fly. Marisa flies on a broom because she feels like it, not because she has to. Since she could fly fine without it, that means she must feel no gravity when in the air, and so her ass doesn't feel any pressure from the broom.

>> No.3736660

Citation needed.

>> No.3736661

Pencil thin limbs like that are good for when you want to feel sympathy for a character who's been starving for weeks... but not so good when you want to feel sexual arousal.

God, it looks like their bones would snap if you barely touched them.

>> No.3736664


Fatigue would still build rather quickly, as it is not a natural stance and mode of travel for bipedal creatures. I'm sure there's somewhat of an energy penalty from having to force your weight to be distributed in such a manner as well. How does one stay balanced in that configuration when pulling any kind of Gs at all?
Also, it certainly does look like an ass destroying position over time even with preventative measures such as the aforementioned weight distribution adjustments.

I think I should fund a scientific study on this with proper controls.

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>> No.3736675


PMiSS says "even without wings, we can all fly".

>> No.3736683

You get used to it, that or she has a seat there and we don't see it, or it's fucking magic.

>> No.3736684

Exactly, Marisa doesn't use wings, she has a broom!

>> No.3736686
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this is why classy witches always sit sideways on their brooms

>> No.3736688


That's why a side-saddle type position is much more comfortable for brooms and the like.

>> No.3736710

The whole "witches ride brooms" isn't about flying anyway, the myth was born from a weird ass practice in the dark ages for women to get high by making potions from things like fly argaric and smearing the substance on a broom handle or similar, then jaming it into their vagoo where it would be absorbed into the blood stream.

Naturally back then any women showing the slightest hint of sexuality was clearly a heretic and a witch. Chances are she'd be too fucked up on poisonous mushrooms to explain herself too.

>> No.3736717

Don't worry guys, diapers make it comfortable and help hold in the poop.

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>> No.3736750

Not that diaperfag again.

>> No.3736759

Holy shit I googled it and it's true. That's hot.

>> No.3736787
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>> No.3736807
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>The generally accepted theory about the origins of witches and flying with their brooms is based in a ritual involving a psychoactive drug trip.[1] The witches would prepare a flying ointment to aid them in their journey. There are many recipes for this ointment all having a base of either Atropa belladonna or Mandragora officinarum, both highly psychoactive drugs producing visions and encouraging astral projection.[2] The ointment was rubbed all over the body using the broom. A personal account is given by one witch who described the act of rubbing the ointment on her hands and feet, which provided a sensation of flying. Witches mounted broomsticks and would leap around the fields, smeared with the flying ointment, in order to "teach the crops how high to grow". The ointment would give them hallucinations, which made them believe that they flew distances

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>> No.3736820

They can.
I know at least one girl who has.

>> No.3736828
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I wonder what a footjob from a witch with the ointment on her feet would feel like.

>> No.3736829

>I don't know what virginity means

>> No.3736831

Link please.

>> No.3736832
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>> No.3736834

Bengay on the balls.

>> No.3736837
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He probably thinks torn hymen = not virgin.

>> No.3736838

>Implying virginity is the same thing as hymen.

>> No.3736841


Holy shit, that's awesome.

>> No.3736844

>- Many flying potions contained hallucinogenic ingredients. If a broomstick was rubbed with such potions and used for riding or masturbatory purposes, a sensation of flight would result.


>> No.3736847


In other words, Marisa be flying high all the time, ze~.

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>> No.3736853
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Marisa cannot fily without the broom. End of story.

>> No.3736854

>Several theories explain this association of brooms with witches:
Oh. So no one really knows?

>> No.3736855

>torn hymen


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>> No.3736867


I think it means they all contributed equally to the association of witches and brooms.

>> No.3736883

> Witches often rode with the faggot-end up, with a candle in the faggot to light the way.

>> No.3736892

Yes, you are quite the comedian.

>> No.3736915

How does Marisa remain seated on a broom like that? That setup is inherently aerodynamically unstable, which makes her very agile in air to air combat, but you need fly-by-wire controls to actively correct the instability or else you'll end up in an uncontrollable flat spin.

>> No.3736919

I read this then I re-looked at these pictures:

Oh you /jp/.

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>> No.3736950
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She's daijoubou.

>> No.3737029

There is an invisible magical cushion on that broom

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>> No.3737078

mugen, sometimes I wonder what the fuck goes into your mind.

>> No.3737089

That's actually exactly what I thought when I first looked at the picture.

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>> No.3737115

I lol'd way too hard at this.

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>> No.3737134

I laughed.

Then I remembered those awesome threads with small cropped bits of hentai doujin and ms-paint extensions showing bodybuilders in strange positions.

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that was right after the split in /a/.

>> No.3737247

Ahh, Nostalgia.
Thanks for posting that Bro'~

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This is not what you think it is...

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>> No.3737271

That's exactly what I thought it was.

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I don't know what happened to this drawfag though

>> No.3737336

He's still around, I've seen fairly recent stuff that appears to be his style.

>> No.3737363

Reminds me of the joke:
Why do witches never wear any underwear?
Extra grip.

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>> No.3737402

Can't stop laughing, dude.

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>> No.3737419

Rise drew a Ranka doujin?

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>> No.3737429 [SPOILER] 
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I always forget the spoilertag...

>> No.3737435

Best thread on jp

>> No.3737440

I thought he was showing a hardcore nose grabbing skills.

>> No.3737445

the mighty works of Genius....

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>> No.3737448

Too fucking funny. I hadn't seen those before.

>> No.3737450

Sup Scotland Yard

>> No.3737452

These are from /a/. He make new ones for us to guess from time to time.
No one ever get them right before he releases the answers though.

>> No.3737463

I still want to know the source on that

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>> No.3737472

Well, that explains it since I haven't been to /a/ since about when /jp/ was formed. Good thing someone is willing to wade through it at least.

>> No.3737476

wow, did not see that coming

>> No.3737627

This is amazing.

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you doing it wrong

>> No.3737644

First thing I thought of as well.


>> No.3737778 [SPOILER] 
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I have some more but I forgot to save the cropped h pic

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You doing it wrong again!

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stop doing it wrong

>> No.3737809
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Could we get some more sexy Marisa?

>> No.3737817

There was some doujin specifically on the subject of the OP, with Marisa complaining that riding regularly makes her crotch hurt and riding side-saddle makes her neck stiff. She experiment some new styles, including surfboard.

>> No.3737828

I'm out of manly h page explainer pics, but I don't know shit about touhou...

>> No.3737859
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I bet you Marisa can't catch the golden snitch.

>> No.3737879
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Who needs to catch what you can just blow to smithereens with a Master Spark?

Lasers of Love, ze.

>> No.3737880

That'd be cheating.

>> No.3737888

her left sock is incomplete

>> No.3738200

Sauce? Was it h?