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>> No.3727445

52
16
Her dick

>> No.3727444

1. 12
2. 6.
3. Getting too old

>> No.3727459

>>3727442
1. 20

2. 19

3. Her vagina

>> No.3727454

1. 28
2. 23
3. Her face and body, and also her mind and her very soul.

>> No.3727462

20
18
She dumped me two years ago.

>> No.3727463

1) 500
2) 495
3) We're related. Also, she's a bit crazy.

>> No.3727472

>>3727463
go away, remilia

>> No.3727473

1) doesn't matter

2) definitely doesn't matter

3) she's not real

>> No.3727477

I wish I could get a girlfriend, but I don't know any girls, and they would not live up to my standards.

>> No.3727484

1. 20
2. 20
3. We're not actually dating and she's a tripfag.

>> No.3727487

1) 22
2) 24
3) she treats me like a kid brother, shes way taller than me, I fear she has a shota complex (No solid proof) but, shes always telling me how young I look.

>> No.3727496

1. 23
2. 19
3. She always wants to go out somewhere with me, but I like being at home

>> No.3727499

ITT pathetic nonvirgins who lowered their standards to fucking a fat, annoying, sluttish, cow.

I hope you all die. Get the fuck off my forum.

>> No.3727505

1) 19
2) 2,300
3) Bossy goddess

>> No.3727508

>>3727499
How in the world did this post not have any of the shit that's in my filter?

>> No.3727506

1. 19
2. 23
3. Trigger happy, serious trust issues, gives a terrible first impression to others, fantasized about cutting my fucking hand off.

>> No.3727511

1. 5
2. 2
3. She's my daughter.

>> No.3727513

>>3727511
The fuck?

>> No.3727514

>>3727506
How do you get an older onee-san girlfriend? ;_;

>> No.3727517

>>3727511
O_O;

>> No.3727518

>>3727508
Probably because you're a retard.

>> No.3727520

>>3727511
She gave birth to herself?

>> No.3727524

>>3727518
OOOOH SOME JUST GOT TOLD

>> No.3727530
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3727530

>>3727477

I made this just for you.

>> No.3727528

1) 28
2) 26
3) Our daughter

>> No.3727540

>>3727518
You're the one who shits up the board with your "RONERY NEET IS LEEGUN" bullshit.

>> No.3727547

1)21

2]20

3)3D

>> No.3727556

>>3727506
I'm single, but at least I don't have to put up with this shit anymore.

>> No.3727557

>>3727487
And how is that bad? <_<''

>> No.3727558

Am I the only virgin here?

>> No.3727564

>>3727506
Any chance you are dating revy from black lagoon?

>> No.3727565

>>3727558
Yes, take your NEET PRIDE bullshit, and go somewhere else.

>> No.3727571

>>3727540
What happens when you filter your own post? That must get confusing.

>> No.3727572

>>3727558
No, you're just the only one admitting it

>> No.3727576

>>3727558
Don't feel sad bro, we are the majority here.

Personally, I feel that all these years invested in learning Japanese have paid off. Pussy? I have my hand, thank you.

>> No.3727579

>>3727558
Nah, 23 virgin in the house. Hell, brother.

>> No.3727584

I am 12 and still a virgin.

>> No.3727588

>>3727439
stop spamming and attacking www . anyntylk . com please (nyn = non, tyl = tal).

>> No.3727593
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>> No.3727596

1. 20
2. 19
3. She's like, a foot shorter than me, which makes it impossible for her to get served in bars, and people keep calling me a pedo for dating her :/

>> No.3727599

>>3727442
Reported.

>> No.3727601

>>3727596
lol Pedo. :D

>> No.3727608

>>3727596
Punch them for insulting your girlfriend. Stop being a pussy faggot.

>> No.3727616

>>3727596
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your pedo fantasies.

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>> No.3727617

>>3727514
Go somewhere where depressed desperate mid-twenty-something women go to. health club group class

>> No.3727619

>>3727601

What is happening lately? Every now and then a newcomer would appear but these day they're multiplying too fast. Did the holidays start already on the Northern Hemisphere?

>> No.3727623

>>3727619
It's Saturday.

>> No.3727633
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3727633

>>3727608
I'd rather not spend the next 3 years in prison because someone said she looked young.

>>3727616
See pic.

>> No.3727636

>>3727633
You're not going to spend 3 years in prison for punching someone unless you're punching a whiny little baby with a very rich father.

>> No.3727658

>>3727636
MANBABIES

>> No.3727679

>>3727636
It's ABH.
ABH is a 5 year sentence.
I cannot afford a lawyer, UK court-appointed lawyers are notorious for being absolutely shit.
3 years is a conservative estimate, taking into account leaving early for good behaviour.

>> No.3727696 [DELETED] 

1. 20
2. 18
3. That she live a state away from me. I wish I could spend more time with a girl as nice as her~

>> No.3727702

1. 20
2. 18
3. That she lives a state away from me. I wish I could spend more time with a girl as nice as her~

>> No.3727727

>>3727679
Oh right, the UK. A nation where children can stab and rape and get off free but an adult will get sent to prison for engaging in consensual sadomasochism.

>> No.3727751

22
22
She doesn't exist.

>> No.3727761

>>3727727
Mhmm.
If you were here on halloween, you'd've probably seen my rant about this shithole. There was a gang of kids/young-adults who broke into 6 cars outside houses in my neighbourhood, put bricks through EVERY houses' front window, and set fire to the hedgerow.

When I called the police, they told me that they had "no obligation to respond to harmless halloween pranks", that "the emergency line is for emergencies" and finally that it was a crime to make "needless calls".

Fuck 'em.

>> No.3727804

does /jp/ date real jps?

1. 25
2. 23

she spells 'little', 'rittle'.

>> No.3727826

>>3727804
>she spells 'little', 'rittle'.
Too bad she's retarded, huh?

>> No.3727839

>>3727804
sounds less japanese and more RETARDED

>> No.3727840
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3727840

3) I can't come up with anything.

>> No.3727841

>>3727804
Well, at least she pronounces it right.

>> No.3727844

1. 18
2. 18
3. She'd rather spend time with other people.

>> No.3727845

22

23

Doesnt let me have sex with her.

>> No.3727849
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>> No.3727850

Oh man! I love opposite day!

>> No.3727855

1. 24
2. 18
3. Her last name is .jpg

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>> No.3727868

1. 23
2. 22
3. She doesn't know she's my girlfriend yet.

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>>3727596

>> No.3727924

what is this shit doing here

>> No.3727930
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3727930

1. 24
2. >100
3. That she's not in this kakera yet.

>> No.3727930,1 [INTERNAL] 

heh, back when 4chan wasn't full of normies....

>> No.3727930,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3727930,1
That's not 2005.

>> No.3727930,3 [INTERNAL] 

20

15

Her older sister is annoying and ugly.

>> No.3727930,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3727930,2
Shut the fuck up retard. If you were here in 2005 you were an "EPIC WIN" /v/-tier irony level retard.

2010-2013 was the peak of irony

>> No.3727930,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3727506
Holy shit Revy was only 23? What am I doing with my life?

>> No.3727930,6 [INTERNAL] 

1. 24
2. 26
3. Her eyes are too big, she's a hipster, the gap between her tits is too large, she's a wannabe film star and she was on America's Next Top Model... TWICE!

>> No.3727930,7 [INTERNAL] 

1. 25
2. 9
3. She doesn't pay for herself or do any work at home.

>> No.3727930,8 [INTERNAL] 

24
9
She wears a training bra despite having no tits and it makes me think that she wants to grow up as fast as possible.

>> No.3727930,9 [INTERNAL] 

1. 20
2. 7

She's so hyperactive it's really embarrassing when we have our date on a mall she's running all over the place while flailing her arms like a retard

>> No.3727930,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>3727930,7
>>3727930,8
>>3727930,9
Lolis are fucking useless dumbasses.

>> No.3727930,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>3727930,10
If they are so useless, give us yours.

>> No.3727930,12 [INTERNAL] 

1. 23
2. 8
3. She's too clumsy and always drops whatever she's holding on the floor.

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