Yukarin Thread

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Yukarin Thread Anonymous Wed Nov 10 17:59:02 2021 No.37268845 [Reply] [Original]

Behold! The strongest (and cutest) 2hu is here!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 18:17:22 2021 No.37269000 The smelliest

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 18:29:15 2021 No.37269101 File: 634 KB, 884x633, 19133854_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari and Tenshi having a little stroll through the garden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 18:37:22 2021 No.37269167 File: 1.68 MB, 1154x1504, 94005204_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hug the Hag

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 20:40:16 2021 No.37270083 >>37268845 hahahaha oldie, I bet she uses diapers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 23:53:10 2021 No.37271468 >>37269167 why is she blushing? it's just a hug

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 01:36:06 2021 No.37272001 File: 2.91 MB, 2006x2107, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_an2a__e324a9acb5645a07161a25d6a7cafa5b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37271468 This is her first hug in a couple (hundred) years

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 01:40:56 2021 No.37272034 Would you let her peg you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 01:56:21 2021 No.37272093 File: 104 KB, 850x1134, __wriggle_nightbug_touhou_drawn_by_chikuwa_savy__sample-c37a7bbef145062fa3633ba0688236ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She probably bothers shotas like Wriggle all the time like every other old lady

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 07:32:22 2021 No.37273871 File: 1.57 MB, 1191x1684, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_gunjou_row__43516ddaf55e68a9606420c9b8cd675e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37271468 Mortals are usually too afraid to touch her

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 14:56:08 2021 No.37277540 File: 320 KB, 1224x1718, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_akanagi_youto__e8ce2a4dc7d8779dc235a6d3dc5ee574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 15:31:10 2021 No.37277991 okay i will let her hug me but no pegging. my ass is a delicate instrument

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 16:57:27 2021 No.37279013 >>37268845 >Yukari >The strongest >The cutest How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old hag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 17:04:04 2021 No.37279089 Eh, wheelchair cripple is better

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 18:18:40 2021 No.37279862 Why are Yukari threads dying so fast, /b/ros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 19:35:15 2021 No.37280730 >>37279862 because Yukari enjoyers are high iq, and above image dump threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 20:18:12 2021 No.37281092 >>37279013 the oldest the saggiest

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 21:33:04 2021 No.37281858 File: 455 KB, 1536x2048, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_marota__6a59d88aa7fe3e4b009eb200bda9fbe9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 03:33:47 2021 No.37285090 File: 217 KB, 1427x1015, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_momendoufu__c89efcb00cbfb9cad7885ed94c12f8c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 03:58:53 2021 No.37285286 >>37285090 I want her to wrap me up in her skirt and pat me head with her gloves.

Anonymous Fri Nov 12 04:38:17 2021 No.37285503
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Why does Yukarin have so many haters?
Why don't these people go to their favorite 2hu threads?
Does their favorite 2hu even have an active thread? If not, why don't they make one?

I smell envy in the air

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 04:44:24 2021 No.37285523 File: 575 KB, 789x1169, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_258n__b8241278c6e3406feb6f8239c42c3a17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37285286 A head pat from Yukari does sound nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 15:40:57 2021 No.37290505 File: 258 KB, 1000x1414, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_e_o__e4605ecdf215b5eb18c96e80fa84b479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 23:09:36 2021 No.37294369 File: 3.28 MB, 6000x3375, illust_86299974_20210714_103415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 00:17:42 2021 No.37294803 Does yukari likes humans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 00:54:54 2021 No.37295000 >>37294803 Only me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 03:22:00 2021 No.37295926 >>37294803 she thinks they're good for conversations and as food

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 08:43:45 2021 No.37297767 >>37280730 Then what the hell is this? >>37281858 >>37285090 >>37290505 >>37294369 >>37277540

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:43:38 2021 No.37298161 File: 9 KB, 226x223, dsfasdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37268845

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:47:24 2021 No.37298199 >>37297767 images

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:18:30 2021 No.37298432 >>37298161 Is Kasen the only Sage that can Walk properly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 19:21:20 2021 No.37303177 >>37298432 hell yeah she is, she's also very well trained

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 19:27:50 2021 No.37303233 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 00:27:41 2021 No.37305834 >>37269167 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 03:03:47 2021 No.37306955 File: 330 KB, 640x499, 4854589295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37297767 >what the hell is this? Images. Also, compare Yukarin's threads with Remi's threads, for example. You will notice what I'm trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 07:17:31 2021 No.37308306 File: 920 KB, 1009x921, kasen hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37298432 Kasen is the only sage that does anything properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 10:00:26 2021 No.37309467 File: 762 KB, 1922x1193, 1615738493067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37290505 I want to make gappy happy and be happy with gappy

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 19:50:09 2021 No.37315297 great smelling thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 00:28:44 2021 No.37317693 File: 689 KB, 787x760, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_roki_hirokix__07d4390d682faabe0c5c11a935679bc5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37305834 It's not like it's your choice anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 00:32:08 2021 No.37317718 >>37268845 You’ve told a half-truth, OP >>37285503 To be fair the OP’s statement was instigating

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 00:45:44 2021 No.37317821 >>37294803 I know shes fond of me, the rest of you I'm not so sure about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 05:17:29 2021 No.37319761 >>37317693 Not him but I don’t want her strong youkai arms around me. She might not ever let go for one reason or another.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 05:26:07 2021 No.37319835 File: 3.05 MB, 3267x2215, 90183309_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37269167 I'll gladly give Yukari-sama lots of hugs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 08:15:07 2021 No.37321030 File: 2.53 MB, 2480x3507, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_morinosuke__591dccab73e5900a13f15991e7f9af7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37319835 If you keep that up, Yukari might decide to take you home

Anonymous Mon Nov 15 09:45:20 2021 No.37321560

>>37268845
Yukari is a slimy fucking snake. Everyone is right to distrust her, trusting a single thing that comes out of her mouth is retarded. Ignore what she says, if she tries to initiate conversation just walk the other way, kill crows on sight, and take every precaution to minimize all possible contact with her. If you walk into a bar and you see Yukari in there, just walk out and never return to that cursed place again. Yukari is literally the worst 2hu there is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 09:57:17 2021 No.37321644 >>37321560 That's Impossible Anon. If she starts stalking you and invading your privacy, there is nothing you can do about. The only way to be safe from Yukari is by hanging around Mind Readers, since she seems to avoid them like a plague.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 10:54:23 2021 No.37322014 >>37321560 Red and white thing hands typed this post.

Anonymous Mon Nov 15 12:24:15 2021 No.37323684

>>37322014
I could be lying in the midst of the Sahara Desert, baking in the heat, dehydrated and on the precipice of death, and if Yukari appeared offering me a glass of water I would pour its contents out right in front of her and spit in her face. You NEVER trust Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 13:15:20 2021 No.37324314 >>37323684 That's a bit too far. I would choose Yukari to survive, atleast then I have a chance of seeing tomorrow.

Anonymous Mon Nov 15 15:16:30 2021 No.37325511

>make a neet thread of old times sake
>it's really fun
>mods delete since they were never here when /jp/ first came into existence
>shitty waifu threads like 2hu waifu X thread full of imagedumps remain up
>shitty generals that discuss the same topics to death remain but NOW with the addition of holoshit
Fuck this board. and Fuck your waifu, she's fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 15:21:46 2021 No.37325565 >>37325511 maybe it's time to steam the janny

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 15:24:10 2021 No.37325597 >>37325511 Come on man

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 15:32:30 2021 No.37325679 >>37325565 >>37325597 Choke on a cyanide capsule you worthless dung heap. How many years of your life have you wasted on these shit threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 15:33:06 2021 No.37325685 >>37325679 uh oh janny is getting steamed already

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 17:20:20 2021 No.37326779 >>37325679 oh wait you are the guy i replied to. why are you pretending to be an oldfag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 20:34:29 2021 No.37328491 >>37268845 This is a pretty nice image. Those eyes are really cool. Yukari's eyes, I mean. The eyes in the gap are alright

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:35:06 2021 No.37331747 >>37308306 Kasen is one of the few good people in Gensokyo.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 05:46:02 2021 No.37332647 File: 1.30 MB, 1060x1500, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__de4582e30700fcd320031e1fef304a01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 09:29:30 2021 No.37334066 I bet Yukari has experience hugging ugly bastards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 13:07:47 2021 No.37335919 >>37334066 she's done a lot more than hug them anon....

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 13:14:20 2021 No.37335974 >>37321030 Acting all cute, but it is truly just an act! Her hands are actually gapped into other universes stealing the innocence of hundreds on the daily...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 17:14:16 2021 No.37338494 >>37325511 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 18:15:09 2021 No.37339214 >>37338494 I'm quoting you schizo

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 20:46:43 2021 No.37340339 File: 1.88 MB, 1232x1740, Yukari Snooze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37269167 >>37317693 >>37319761 I would love to be hugged by Yukari, I'll be her human daki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 22:54:19 2021 No.37341479 File: 185 KB, 825x525, 4298586_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37340339 I would definitely waste an entire day being her daki

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 03:52:12 2021 No.37343638 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x1000, __hakurei_reimu_yakumo_yukari_and_shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_un_known_ninesix__bafeb5505c8b3563833e7e9a85bbaf83.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 04:52:30 2021 No.37344109 >>37268845 Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things around town.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 06:22:31 2021 No.37344750 >>37268845 >described as having a great inhuman intellect beyond anything humanity can fathom >is only shown for doing calculations and scheming why. is this what zun thinks intelligence is all about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 08:53:57 2021 No.37345328 >>37344750 Well we don't really see her day to day life or hobbies Just that little slice of her personality whenever she shows up

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 17:12:36 2021 No.37349365 Laughing at Yukari's dead husband Lafcadio!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 21:43:07 2021 No.37351459 >>37349365 >dead husband For the last time, you can't marry your imaginary childhood friend, Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 18 02:53:59 2021 No.37353549 File: 173 KB, 1280x720, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_papang__ca2b41ec2e6766477a45c261e1d70547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 18 08:39:49 2021 No.37355380 >>37344109 Do it Venkman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 18 14:24:31 2021 No.37358708 File: 1020 KB, 860x1307, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kakineko__318e06a87e068ac23491763171965d1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 18 20:32:50 2021 No.37362689 >>37341479 Wouldn't be a waste of a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 18 20:33:58 2021 No.37362700 >>37355380 >>37344109 It's actually "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown." But don't call Yukari a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 19 05:18:12 2021 No.37366385 File: 642 KB, 2333x3000, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_saejin_oh__8e42b741d6316c0674816f53eba0889a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 19 11:22:04 2021 No.37368310 File: 280 KB, 756x1001, illust_93404919_20211014_061844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 19 19:09:31 2021 No.37372967 File: 177 KB, 1293x1087, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_ne_kuro__c4daec49f6e8d3d09adc0cbdf28b3829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 19 19:24:34 2021 No.37373063 File: 692 KB, 850x732, 1632408567601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do your best Yuka-chan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 19 23:11:34 2021 No.37374762 Yukari castrates shota boys with her gaps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 00:28:11 2021 No.37375413 >>37269167 ok... i hope she doesn't eat me or anythig haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 00:43:05 2021 No.37375577 >>37269167 but she touches me in weird places

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 01:12:51 2021 No.37375840 >>37375413 Oh she'll eat you alright >>37375577 She's just lonely please understand

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 01:13:48 2021 No.37375853 >>37375840 but mama told me that I shouldn't get touched in those places

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 01:20:45 2021 No.37375905 File: 956 KB, 1889x2588, 60294011_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37375853 She's your mom now

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 01:23:37 2021 No.37375925 >>37375905 She's weird and really likes touch me in places even when there are guests over

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 03:06:52 2021 No.37376570 >>37375905 she doesn't want to be his mom she wants him to make her a mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 03:31:06 2021 No.37376719 >>37376570 Thats kinda hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 03:54:26 2021 No.37376873 least lovable 2hu

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 20 15:23:30 2021 No.37381355 >>37374762 No, she gently tickle tortures them with her soft gloves while she ara-aras.

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Anonymous Sun Nov 21 01:25:23 2021 No.37386079
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Yukari is interesting because I imagine she's seen a lot of things and some of it is absolutely horrific. The people and friends she gets to know all eventually die or are otherwise gone. She's probably close to or at least familiar with every previous hakurei miko and had to get through their deaths too. That ultimately makes her a pretty tragic character who hides all of the bad shit that no one even remembers anymore except for her under the calm smile and air of maturity.
>tfw ywn sit down and have tea with her while she recounts the good old times 500 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 21 03:31:54 2021 No.37387097 >>37386079 I always did like the idea of a super ancient being talking to me about ancient times and history and how things really went down.

Anonymous Sun Nov 21 14:48:36 2021 No.37392532

>>37386079
>The people and friends she gets to know all eventually die or are otherwise gone.
Yeah and she's probably behind their deaths one way or another. Like with Yuyuko.
>She's probably close to or at least familiar with every previous hakurei miko
Debatable, she may only be showing special treatment to Reimu due to her suggestion of the Spell Card Rules (of which Yukari suspiciously immediately jumped on board). Until then she may have just been manipulating everyone to her own ends until Gensokyo reached the state she needed to establish a lasting balance, which seems to be one of the only things she cares about.

Anonymous Sun Nov 21 15:59:00 2021 No.37393190

>>37392532
Maybe I just let too much fanon get into my head, but I figure the latter is likely due to the miko's integral role in being a part of Yukari's grand design and system of balance, so every time something really big happens they'd probably have to wind up communicating or even cooperating (to some degree).

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 21 18:48:18 2021 No.37394940 >>37392532 This. Yukari is a conniving trickster who manipulates others to her own ends. She can only be trusted to be untrustworthy, and unless you're essential to her vision of Gensokyo you can be sure she'll fuck you over in some way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 21 20:15:36 2021 No.37395748 >>37319835 >>37321030 just spam serve tea and conversation till you can embrace, it's that easy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 21 21:44:24 2021 No.37396406 >>37269000 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 21 22:14:40 2021 No.37396634 File: 2.97 MB, 498x353, 1633037190761.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37395748 Good post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 09:44:36 2021 No.37400702 File: 723 KB, 1200x1697, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_llc__2d2f8afebdb694f0f4af9bf517560d0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 17:34:07 2021 No.37404509 >>37404407 As expected, she was a demon all this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 19:16:11 2021 No.37405661 File: 53 KB, 600x845, NYXavatar1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37404407 Her face reminds me of the final boss of Persona 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 19:32:04 2021 No.37405860 >>37387097 Yukari is not super ancient!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:40:04 2021 No.37409619 >>37404407 hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 12:34:14 2021 No.37413523 >>37269000 True

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 14:36:14 2021 No.37415048 >>37404407 Yukari is so cute when she smiles

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 19:03:24 2021 No.37418187 >>37269000 no u

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 19:16:14 2021 No.37418318 Wait what the fuck why is this on page 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 01:03:32 2021 No.37421290 >>37269000 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 01:08:22 2021 No.37421322 File: 1.54 MB, 1410x1800, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_mechrailgun__e8131c14ddbc3abab63b4ef299d46ba9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 07:04:33 2021 No.37423820 File: 1.37 MB, 1015x1400, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_roki_hirokix__d64d0fc8f3df8756214647521c3cfbfa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 24 21:06:09 2021 No.37430847 I refuse to accept any image that depicts her as anything other than an inhuman child-molesting-and-then-eating monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 03:21:40 2021 No.37433780 >>37268845 Woosh! That's the sound you hear when I pull my dick out of Yukari's pussy and you can't have any.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 25 20:04:17 2021 No.37443756 File: 311 KB, 1392x2035, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kanpa_campagne_9__41e2594260d5fa5cd1c6143cf90f6f41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 04:05:15 2021 No.37447788 File: 694 KB, 1473x2160, ofK4icgd5KE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37421290 何に基づいて？

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 11:04:53 2021 No.37452300 >>37447788 She looks like a haunted little girl in this one, not the disgusting hag we all know and hate

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 13:17:31 2021 No.37455027 >>37452300 > not the disgusting hag we all know and love FTFY

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:05:10 2021 No.37455843 >>37452300 ZUN's youkai are all shapeshifters Yukari can look like whatever the fuck she wants

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:19:23 2021 No.37456090 >>37455843 Yeah, and a 9 trillion year old granny shapeshifting into a little girl form is just pathetic, especially with all the "oh arent i so young lol ;)" shit. You should look upon her with disgust and pity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:25:11 2021 No.37456178 File: 71 KB, 344x729, 1376277079817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37456090 You mean you wouldn't turn yourself into a little girl if you had shapeshifting powers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:32:05 2021 No.37456286 >>37456178 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 26 14:42:17 2021 No.37456441 >>37456286 gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 00:23:23 2021 No.37463971 >>37456178 This Yukari looks extremely disgusting.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 18:40:27 2021 No.37477348 >>37465471 Why's she just taking a bath in a random fucking stream like some hobo? She's not an exhibitionist is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 27 19:19:25 2021 No.37477717 >>37477348 She's been stalking you for Months and is trying to make your first meeting with her be a magical fairytale-like encounter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 01:27:07 2021 No.37480918 >>37477717 Sounds like Yukari needs to go get some non-creeper hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 08:41:30 2021 No.37484094 >>37480918 Youkai can't resist playing with their food

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 19:19:31 2021 No.37493356 >>37423820 What's she blushing for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 20:39:58 2021 No.37494000 >>37493356 She's happy to be with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 28 23:57:25 2021 No.37495248 >>37494000 Doubting that, she's planning something nefarious isn't she? She's about to have my entire bloodline culled in some wicked plot, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 00:51:01 2021 No.37495737 >>37495248 No trust her, this time she's being genuine and sincere. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 02:00:09 2021 No.37496396 >>37495737 >this time she's being genuine and sincere Everyone who thought this in the past is either dead or suffering from being fucked over by Yukari in some way. Heed their wisdom: never trust the gap hag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 02:25:11 2021 No.37496640 >>37366385 Yukarin's delicious legpits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 04:09:01 2021 No.37497511 >>37269000 That's Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 11:16:30 2021 No.37500375 >>37495248 She is indeed planning something for your bloodline, but its not nefarious at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 14:30:51 2021 No.37504614 >>37500375 And what would that be? Every possibility sounds pretty nefarious to me, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:09:36 2021 No.37511263 >>37504614 Your lineage will be many beautiful half-youkai

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:48:43 2021 No.37512129 >>37511263 You mean she's going to use her evil border manipulation powers to make me a woman and gap in random youkai to rape me? That's the very definition of nefarious. Hell, even worse than I thought. At least the death would be quick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:21:43 2021 No.37521416 >>37497511 Kaguya is NOT a NEET and this stupid meme needs to die

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:42:35 2021 No.37521768 >>37521416 Kaguya doesn't: Have empoyment Study in an education system Study under the tutelage of any person at all Face it, she's the definition of a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 18:45:01 2021 No.37524740 >>37521768 She's royalty! Her job is to be an icon for the people of Eientei and the rest of Gensokyo to look up to! She's not a NEET!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:17:23 2021 No.37525076 File: 875 KB, 900x1200, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__4b5d4dce25d4a96b4564e63cbc5aabf9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:21:23 2021 No.37525120 >>37525076 what type of weirdo smells leaves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:25:18 2021 No.37525162 >>37525120 I bet after living a couple thousand years you'd start to get bored and do random things

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:30:58 2021 No.37525210 >>37525162 Yukari is so random.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 20:50:54 2021 No.37525880 >>37521416 Dude, I said Kaguya was the smelliest lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:17:18 2021 No.37528075 >>37443756 Go put on a clean pair of clothes hag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 03:21:17 2021 No.37529341 File: 1.62 MB, 1701x1200, __yakumo_yukari_and_mima_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_hiseki_tknkkm__365deab48369443c68ebd1d8986d985c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 05:39:10 2021 No.37530580 File: 865 KB, 1280x1024, sicp0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	IRS Agent Wed Dec 1 07:01:40 2021 No.37531037 >>37524740 She was a princess until she got kicked off the moon for drinking the Hourai Elixir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 14:00:39 2021 No.37536066 >>37531037 They wanted her back, didn't they? Plus she became Nobility once again on Earth when those Old Folks found and raised her. Also, currently she is the leader of Eientei, just like Remilia is the boss of the SDM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 22:23:19 2021 No.37542834 >>37530580 Shinigami Programming for Dummies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 14:55:35 2021 No.37552807 >>37456178 >no garter Blasphemous

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 21:12:12 2021 No.37557983 File: 100 KB, 1001x499, 5we3xg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From >>37556826 Hmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 02:51:05 2021 No.37561884 >>37268845 The haggiest!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 04:58:05 2021 No.37562890 File: 700 KB, 1154x1665, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_akiyama_cz4a__87bbddd732942d8d960103364e6e7e06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37557983 Further proof that Yukari was made for pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 05:01:06 2021 No.37562909 >>37562890 she probably just stuffed one of Chen's cats under her dress

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 17:19:24 2021 No.37572008 >>37562890 Who'd she rape this time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 01:43:51 2021 No.37577950 >>37405860 She's prehistoric bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 13:34:10 2021 No.37584936 >>37577950 even better!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 22:59:48 2021 No.37591446 just jerked it to yukari hentai. she's not real bros, right? i dont want to get gapped into some border of extacy bullshit for looking at porn of her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 01:09:41 2021 No.37592987 File: 3.87 MB, 1888x2799, 90887068_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37591446 She's coming

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 08:29:39 2021 No.37597192 >>37592987 To my bed? Great!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 15:13:54 2021 No.37602325 File: 669 KB, 2000x2000, 1616003645390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37597192 Good for you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 05:19:35 2021 No.37610709 >>37562890 Rare picture of Maribel in the womb

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 06:48:19 2021 No.37611433 >>37572008 (You), Anon Your firstborn will be a powerful youkai like their mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 06:54:43 2021 No.37611483 >>37611433 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 07:16:12 2021 No.37611598 File: 1.02 MB, 1000x1500, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_nayozane_worker7__df7fad7749ecde5d7450903e83a76240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37611433 Whoa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 07:28:05 2021 No.37611668 >>37562890 Would she gap the baby out to skip the whole giving birth hassle?

Anonymous Mon Dec 6 07:40:12 2021 No.37611746

>>37611433
By extension, a son of Yukari would tower over even the most top of Chads by a tremendous margin no doubt
A daughter can be as good as her mother if not better
Also wait wouldn't they be half-youkai half-human and sheet or.. are youkai genes so overwhemingly dominant that several generations of interbreeding will still regard the family line as essentially full-blooded youkais?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 08:06:21 2021 No.37611919 >>37611668 All natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 16:11:33 2021 No.37618456 >>37611668 Superhuman pain resistance means birth wont be a hassle at all

Anonymous Mon Dec 6 22:27:30 2021 No.37623110

>>37611746
Humans can become youkai through magic and fear, half-youkai should as well
Yukari would naturally ensure her child is well fed in that regard, allowing them to become a full youkai despite having a mortal father
Reimu might complain but she can't do anything to gappy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 23:16:11 2021 No.37623747 >>37268845 >Strongest Hecate got her beat. As do the Moon Twins, probably Sagume. >Cutest Only if you are into complete psychos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 23:17:12 2021 No.37623761 >>37294803 Yes. As food, or objects of entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 23:18:13 2021 No.37623775 >>37344750 She's a massive womanchild. Yes, she's got high intelligence. But in her actual mannerism she's basically just a superficially charismatic serial killer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 01:02:41 2021 No.37624668 >>37623775 >superficially charismatic serial killer That's all youkai pretty much

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 03:54:04 2021 No.37626423 >>37624668 people seem to forget that 2hus aren't just cute girls with funny hats, but are genuinely inhuman monsters with ambiguous morals at best and totally alien ones at worst

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 14:40:37 2021 No.37632575 >>37626423 Not in my Cutesokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 18:00:16 2021 No.37634588 >>37632575 But true in Grimsokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 19:20:51 2021 No.37635400 >>37626423 Gappy liking you probably wouldn't be safe for anyone around you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 19:58:12 2021 No.37635784 >>37632575 >>37634588 And Canon Gensokyo to a certain extent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 20:21:10 2021 No.37635961 Yukari is the kind of lady who would randomly, without explanation capture you, rape you, drain you for a few years and then toss you out like a broken sex toy when she gets bored of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 20:33:37 2021 No.37636099 >>37635961 Unironically based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 23:35:30 2021 No.37637933 >>37635961 She would probably also eat you after the fact. But yes.

Anonymous Tue Dec 7 23:37:24 2021 No.37637957

>>37626423
>>37624668
More or less. Some Youkai like Kogasa are genuinely harmless. Some of them are arguably even beneficial, or at the very least willing to help people. But most of them are just bratty womanchild serial killers without a shred of decency. Yukari 100% falls into that category once you strip away her cloak of mysticism.

Anonymous Wed Dec 8 07:39:18 2021 No.37641388
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>>37637957
Its blue/orange morality
They're hyper individualistic immortals whom literally consume fear
Its unsurpsing their mentality would twist to match that lifestyle
They're seemingly immature because they legitimately have infinite time to do anything
Yukari may have been different in the past, but a "while ago" for her is a lifetime for us, and this applies to most of the named Youkai
Aya is 1000, Nue is 900, Remilia is 500, Momiji is 300, etc., and that's off the top of my head

Anonymous Wed Dec 8 11:26:22 2021 No.37643911

>>37641388
Blue and Orange morality implies a different morality system. A lot of Youkai just don't have any morality whatsoever. At best they respond well to politeness or giving them food, but that mostly just seems to come from a "How does this benefit me?" perspective than a genuinely different morale code.

Oddly enough a lot of Beast Youkai seem way more principled. Mostly because they do still have some level of empathy for other animals. Same for Remilia, who was seemingly human once and does still seem to embody some stereotypically noble, eh, noble values.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 17:52:33 2021 No.37649119 File: 150 KB, 685x960, E3FD2E11-3204-4E64-883D-C86F06F43D27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is getting fat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 18:17:52 2021 No.37649372 >>37641388 yukari obtaining a husband.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 18:46:46 2021 No.37649658 >>37649372 *Her next meal/sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 05:00:22 2021 No.37654960 >>37649119 Anon was gapped for this post

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 09:15:18 2021 No.37656525 >>37643911 so what youre telling me is youkai arent people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 09:43:12 2021 No.37656656 >>37656525 They aren't. They are Human Delusions taking Form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 09:54:52 2021 No.37656720 >>37656525 Yes. They are sapient memes and should be treated accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 15:50:53 2021 No.37661060 File: 1.76 MB, 1280x1810, 1619769472482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yandere yukari!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 20:35:57 2021 No.37664006 >>37661060 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 08:45:34 2021 No.37668273 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72ifSLMvbg I'm always embarrassed listening to stuff like this, but it's too good to give up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 13:24:01 2021 No.37670653 >>37668273 Embrace it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 13:30:30 2021 No.37670712 >>37668273 I might understand if it wasn't in english.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 15:35:56 2021 No.37672690 >>37268845 Sorry but gap hag isn't as strong as the legendary Hecatia Lapislazuli, according to ZUN

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 05:09:48 2021 No.37680508 >>37672690 Hecatia is a badass. Ascended to the rank of Goddess of Hell simply by being stronger than everyone else

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 16:39:20 2021 No.37686726 >>37680508 She also has psychotically more followers than every god in Gensokyo. Modern Neopagan and Wican movements worship her. While those make up a tiny part of the population, it mogs everybody in Gensokyo.

Anonymous Sat Dec 11 16:59:04 2021 No.37686924 [SPOILER]

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>>37269167
Look alive, Master Anon. She's trying to lure you in like a moth. Right about now, you are probably wondering who I am. Allow me to elucidate you: The name is Robert E-O Speedwagon.

I had a hunch your run of trouble wasn't done, so I followed this thread. I like you, anon. So, I'm gonna offer up this little tidbit Pro bono. Living in the gutter, you learn to spot low lives pretty quick if you want to live to see tomorrow. I've trained my nose to sort out the bad ones from the good with just a sniff. This woman reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever laid my eyes upon. She's pure evil! Right down to her very bones. Is she a victim of circumstance you are wondering? Not on your life! She's been evil since she first drew breath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 17:00:35 2021 No.37686937 File: 10 KB, 178x171, 1376293676693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37686924

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 17:40:51 2021 No.37687296 File: 170 KB, 620x960, E8269370-6CAE-41A2-ABD1-659DD352945E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37290505 She’s hiding her flab with corset

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 17:42:54 2021 No.37687316 >>37687296 Still would

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 20:27:37 2021 No.37688909 >>37687296 I will kiss her cute belly

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 20:30:29 2021 No.37688931 >>37687296 I think the fat makes her look young. Baby fat!

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 00:15:06 2021 No.37691485
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Imagine this: you wake up one day to morning wood piching a tent in your pants, a little uncomfortable but not unusual. It doesn’t seem to wan to go down immediately either and stays up while you get up to do other things.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, you feel it. The tent is gone and you can see the edge of some black tear in reality opting out of your waistband. You gasp and your knees buckle as you feel silk-covered fingers grasp your cock and start stroking it furiously, relentlessly, mercilessly. The sheer constant euphoria of pleasure is too much to hold in and nearly spasming by this point, you pump out the hardest load you have in weeks into wherever your cock is. Finally the gap in your pants closes and your given your deflated penis back.

“Having a good morning Anon?” you hear behind you, and turn around to see Yukari staring at you with a smug satisfied smile on her face. She’s wearing her low-cut dress showing off her cleavage, which just so happens to be glazed in cum.

God dammit Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 03:05:10 2021 No.37693151 >>37691485 yukari would never do this. shes a trickster but not a slutty trickster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:18:07 2021 No.37694549 >yukari was possessed by a vengeful spirit in cheating detective satori what the fuck bros. i thought yukari was basically uncontested and impervious to everything. or did i fall for that facade shes cultivated?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 17:27:37 2021 No.37702048 >>37694549 Vengeful spirits are the one weakness of all youkai

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:59:26 2021 No.37708383 >>37700077 those looks fake

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 06:33:40 2021 No.37708822 >>37702048 but i thought she had no weaknesses?! did she lie??

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 08:52:38 2021 No.37709569 >>37708822 Yes Youkai are not fae They have absolutely no restrictions on lying

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 09:11:14 2021 No.37709714

>>37694549
>Yukari.
>Uncontested and Impervious.
>Is weaker then Watatsuki Sister.
>Hecatia is canonically the strongest.
>Kasen and Okina are her equals.
Yukari being unbeatable has be disproven years ago. It's just that some Yukarifags are delusional and don't want to face reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 09:38:02 2021 No.37709929 >>37709714 >Kasen and Okina are her equals. Woah woah woah I knew the others but where is this said? What can Kasen do against gaps?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:51:27 2021 No.37714435 File: 1.73 MB, 2408x3507, 1618331352834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is about to shrink you and is showing you your new home

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 02:53:02 2021 No.37721178 >>37714435 Yukari is not a foot fetishist anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 06:25:08 2021 No.37722431 >>37714435 >>37721178 she's more into vore

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 07:39:42 2021 No.37722791 >>37722431 Is that why she keeps getting new Lovers who just happened to be human every other week?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 12:28:46 2021 No.37724799 >>37722791 >Lovers They're just food anon, don't fall for her tricks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 15:54:32 2021 No.37727275 >>37721178 >>37722431 Get in the shoe anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 23:30:26 2021 No.37732437 File: 145 KB, 953x608, 1565327342062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37268845 Why is she such a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 23:39:34 2021 No.37732511 >>37732437 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 23:57:21 2021 No.37732669 File: 140 KB, 1345x835, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37732511

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 15 11:14:26 2021 No.37737754 >>37626423 well yeah. imagine how many people each one of them have killed, whether for hunger or entertainment or whatever the fuck else. gensokyo is filled to the brim with serial killers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 15 22:25:00 2021 No.37744608 >>37737754 And also don't forget that the likes of Reimu and Marisa probably know this and are perfectly okay with it for the most part.

Anonymous Thu Dec 16 00:50:29 2021 No.37745543

>>37744608
They actively keep things that way, because they protect the "balance", like when Reims fucking clobbered the fortune teller for wanting to escape that shithole. Not to mention Reimu is friends with all sorts of youkai. If Reimu started displaying more anti-youkai views you can bet your ass she'd be replaced as Hakurei Shrine Maiden ASAP

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 16 11:53:44 2021 No.37750768 >>37732437 Yukari is not a slut. She remained faithful to Koizumi even to this day

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 16 22:41:04 2021 No.37757071 >>37433780 This, except only true for 私.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 17 06:35:09 2021 No.37760727 >>37750768 Are you sure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 17 07:03:34 2021 No.37760895 >>37760727 Absolutely. Yukari would never whore herself out or anything similar

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 17 08:26:47 2021 No.37761386 >>37732669 Thanks anon, was good comedy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 02:13:11 2021 No.37769639 >>37761386 >anything japs make >good comedy What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 13:16:35 2021 No.37774624 >>37269167 I don't hug evil hags. I only hug hags worthy of it, like Junko. Eirin should go burn in a star, Kanako is married to Suwako, Byakuren is buddhist and thus cant hug people, and Okina is lame in all limbs and unable to hug people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 20:59:02 2021 No.37779191 File: 1.52 MB, 900x1221, 1565335955826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37268845 casually molests 16 year old girl uhh based?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 21:22:35 2021 No.37779397 >>37779191 Yukari and I seem to have a lot in commen, maybe I should befriend her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 22:30:56 2021 No.37779874 File: 1.25 MB, 850x850, 1623696269242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37779191 She's Yukarin's girlfriend - she just doesn't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 06:03:23 2021 No.37784050 >>37779874 Yukari is a fucking yandere? Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 09:03:47 2021 No.37785166 >>37784050 She's an ancient youkai The fuck were you expecting

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 12:13:45 2021 No.37787266 >>37785166 Youkai need to go stop being womanchild serial killers and get a life

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 12:30:02 2021 No.37787548 >>37785166 She and her kind need to grow up. They're hundreds of years old yet act like teenagers and have the morality of a fucking pre schooler.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 15:39:40 2021 No.37790850 How do you kill her?

Anonymous Sun Dec 19 17:14:50 2021 No.37791688
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>>37790850
I fucked her to death. Despite her appearance and seductive behaviour,
she was aperently a Virgin. Her body wasn't used to such high level pleasure and excitement, so having sex gave to her a Heart Attack. Kinda pathetic, since I'm not even that good at it.

I wanted to go to the afterlife and apologise to her but the Yama sent her very deep into Hell because she was aperently involved in Human Trafficking and committed Murder, Genocide, Black Mail, Slavery, Theft, Stalking, Kidnapping etc.

I guess, I dodge a bullet there.

Anonymous Sun Dec 19 20:32:29 2021 No.37793677
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>>37779191
>>37779874
>>37784050
Somebody call Okina to deal with this Horny Lony Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 05:57:15 2021 No.37798067 >>37790850 Destroy Gensokyo. Assuming she doesn't become a revenge-obsessed hag like Junko she'll just keel over due to sorrow or whatever. Her hag heart can't take the ruination of her beloved pseudo-country

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 12:14:09 2021 No.37801353 >>37791688 >this is what jpsies fantasize about In reality she kills you instantly

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 14:51:03 2021 No.37802949 wondering about the endless seething in this thread? it is in fact a pathetic buttmad brony bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 15:08:25 2021 No.37803145 >>37802949 Actually it's just sane and reasonable Yukari haters once again being the sole voices of reason in thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 15:41:17 2021 No.37803446 File: 3.90 MB, 3063x4430, Thor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cease, unmanly one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 16:36:15 2021 No.37804004 >>37793677 marge i'm confused

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 16:49:05 2021 No.37804109 >>37803446 Shut up Thor. The fuck are you doing in Gensokyou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 17:21:14 2021 No.37804350 >>37804109 Smiting filthy trolls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 18:50:54 2021 No.37805059 >>37804350 I don't think they have trolls in Gensokyo. Also wasn't your specialty slaying Giants?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 20 18:58:28 2021 No.37805116 >>37805059 >The entities are themselves ambiguously defined, variously referred to by several other terms, including risi, thurs and troll. Giants can be trolls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 21 06:57:25 2021 No.37811105 >>37805116 Still no trolls or giants in gensokyo sorry bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 21 10:48:34 2021 No.37812588 >>37811105 k bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 21 17:36:51 2021 No.37818357 >>37812588 No need to be rude about it anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 06:55:00 2021 No.37825656 >>37443756 How is this even possible. Just manipulate the border between dryness and wetness you lazy hag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 10:15:58 2021 No.37826750 >>37779191 I only clicked this thread because I just finished reading this doujin. It’s cute when Yukari pretends to feel human emotions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 11:47:00 2021 No.37828135 >>37826750 She's a good Actress. She can even pretend to be powerful and mysterious. She should make Movies instead of the usual shit she's up to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 17:56:01 2021 No.37833217 >>37828135 >pretend to be powerful debatable >pretend to be mysterious literally doesnt even make sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 17:58:48 2021 No.37833247 >>37833217 >literally doesnt even make sense Think really hard about it and maybe it’ll click for your autism brain.

Anonymous Wed Dec 22 18:03:29 2021 No.37833295

>>37833247
you cant PRETEND to be mysterious when you ARE mysterious. you may not think of her as mysterious because the reader is omniscient and the copious amounts of yukari hentai youve seen, but most in touhou would agree that yukari is a mysterious busty trickster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 23:09:41 2021 No.37835929 File: 91 KB, 640x360, 1456934398903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37779191 It's only a one year age gap, don't worry anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 22 23:33:21 2021 No.37836103 >>37833295 That anon was talking about Yukari presenting herself as mysterious. You can be mysterious without acting mysterious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 04:33:28 2021 No.37838624 File: 307 KB, 1009x1300, 1218e84a70d2c65608df762cb97f6e76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37268845 >hey anon I'm ready to go for a jog with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 05:49:08 2021 No.37839001 >>37838624 Yukari will keep your babies well fed and healthy You should make them with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 06:42:08 2021 No.37839237 File: 156 KB, 320x320, 1639129587133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37325511 This board is a 2hu board, deal with it. Also why do people think neet is a Japanese culture when its looked down upon in Japan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 07:21:11 2021 No.37839445 >>37839237 Japanese Culture =/= Otaku Culture. And NEETdom is without a doubt otaku culture.

Anonymous Thu Dec 23 08:14:51 2021 No.37839776

>>37839445
You can be an otaku and still live like a proper human being anon. I know because I have a decently earning superior who spent his earnings on games and PC but still live in the company paid dorm despite being over 50 years old. At least he have a car. Yeah I know gamer≠otaku but you get my point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 13:49:44 2021 No.37843194 >>37294803 She’s quite fond of a certain shrine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 13:51:31 2021 No.37843222 >>37521416 Oh hey Eirin, what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 15:23:38 2021 No.37844663 >>37843194 Me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 15:42:27 2021 No.37844912 >>37843194 Sanae?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 15:47:24 2021 No.37844968 >>37843194 Marisa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 15:48:29 2021 No.37844983 File: 610 KB, 984x1000, __yakumo_yukari_yakumo_ran_and_chen_touhou_drawn_by_kousei_public_planet__3caa2f502f8af5703bcff0f7e39bc785 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37269000

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 18:07:17 2021 No.37846674 >>37790850 Punch her for seven pages and send her flying into a garbage truck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 18:36:11 2021 No.37847028 >>37844968 Marisa isn’t a shrine maiden you baka face

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 18:40:41 2021 No.37847075 >>37272034 Peg? She has a real dick though

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 20:41:03 2021 No.37848088 File: 197 KB, 850x1203, yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big FAT youkai HONKERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 20:45:59 2021 No.37848127 File: 860 KB, 800x800, shoujo yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 20:46:21 2021 No.37848132 >>37843194 Yorihime?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 20:48:55 2021 No.37848163 Not going to lie, Sayaka Ohara would be perfect for Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 20:51:03 2021 No.37848183 File: 108 KB, 500x711, beatoyukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not going to lie, Sayaka Ohara would be a perfect fit for Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 23 22:29:38 2021 No.37849096 File: 478 KB, 800x600, 1638940206084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37269167 do not

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 01:04:52 2021 No.37850805 File: 51 KB, 327x405, F7AE60E4-E941-4532-9CB7-58459E501D06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to put her breasts in her mouth and make Yukari suck her nipples

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 06:44:44 2021 No.37854113 File: 282 KB, 1500x1099, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__a3805ec2a9c961b1a38a4c8c9c5f59cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spending eternity with Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 09:16:07 2021 No.37855148 File: 47 KB, 414x300, 550540D6-CE83-4594-BD29-8340F0777AED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is sleepy time (unless you’re a euro)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 17:13:36 2021 No.37862483 >>37850805 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I SEE NIPPIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 17:22:44 2021 No.37862612 File: 920 KB, 1200x1499, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__74e1c08cc29991de6f92059dd9f8bd8e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope every Yukari appreciator has a Merry Christmas

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 19:02:53 2021 No.37863767 >>37862612 Shoe dangling makes my penis hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 19:14:57 2021 No.37863907 >>37862612 Merry Christmas<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01"> Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 19:24:27 2021 No.37864013 >>37862612 Merry Christmas

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 22:52:42 2021 No.37866187 File: 198 KB, 811x1200, yugari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 22:56:42 2021 No.37866227 She’s the Morrigan of Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 25 07:05:53 2021 No.37870926 >>37866227 Morrigan was a shithead though

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 25 15:14:19 2021 No.37876719 File: 1.20 MB, 850x1063, yukari sickos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 25 16:49:05 2021 No.37877762 >>37876719 >yukari watching you masturbate to yukari porn

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 01:54:59 2021 No.37882736 >>37877762 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 13:05:34 2021 No.37889101 >>37848088 Why is it the youkai that have the biggest honkers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 13:10:05 2021 No.37889187 File: 517 KB, 2480x3508, 1622980386210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37268845 But that's not Sanae though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 18:02:30 2021 No.37893071 File: 1.71 MB, 2160x1215, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_nanase_nanami__c0e4b1910e47e98702184fbe371b81be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is shocked at who you want as the mother of your children

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 18:10:49 2021 No.37893135 >>37893071 Listen, Yukarin, Ran is amazing, I just can't help myself!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 19:06:43 2021 No.37893744 >>37893071 I know Chen is small, but I think it'll be safe if we get Eirin to do a C-section on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 26 19:09:36 2021 No.37893777 File: 247 KB, 1800x1820, Yukarin dangle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37893071 I don't want children though. I would love to cuddle and snooze with her and give her plenty of footrubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:08:04 2021 No.37899961 >>37268845

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:29:03 2021 No.37900064 >>37893071 Come on Yukari don't be a buzzkill, introduce me to your colleague Kasen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 10:07:44 2021 No.37900581 Yukarin I love you!

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