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Behold! The strongest (and cutest) 2hu is here!!

>> No.37269000

The smelliest

>> No.37269101
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Yukari and Tenshi having a little stroll through the garden.

>> No.37269167
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Hug the Hag

>> No.37270083

hahahaha oldie, I bet she uses diapers!

>> No.37271468

why is she blushing? it's just a hug

>> No.37272001
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This is her first hug in a couple (hundred) years

>> No.37272034

Would you let her peg you?

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She probably bothers shotas like Wriggle all the time like every other old lady

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Mortals are usually too afraid to touch her

>> No.37277540
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>> No.37277991

okay i will let her hug me but no pegging. my ass is a delicate instrument

>> No.37279013

>The strongest
>The cutest
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old hag?

>> No.37279089

Eh, wheelchair cripple is better

>> No.37279862

Why are Yukari threads dying so fast, /b/ros?

>> No.37280730

because Yukari enjoyers are high iq, and above image dump threads

>> No.37281092

the oldest
the saggiest

>> No.37281858
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>> No.37285286

I want her to wrap me up in her skirt and pat me head with her gloves.

>> No.37285503
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Why does Yukarin have so many haters?
Why don't these people go to their favorite 2hu threads?
Does their favorite 2hu even have an active thread? If not, why don't they make one?

I smell envy in the air

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A head pat from Yukari does sound nice

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>> No.37294803

Does yukari likes humans?

>> No.37295000

Only me

>> No.37295926

she thinks they're good for conversations and as food

>> No.37297767

Then what the hell is this?

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>> No.37298432

Is Kasen the only Sage that can Walk properly?

>> No.37303177

hell yeah she is, she's also very well trained

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>> No.37305834

I refuse.

>> No.37306955
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>what the hell is this?

Also, compare Yukarin's threads with Remi's threads, for example. You will notice what I'm trying to say.

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Kasen is the only sage that does anything properly.

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I want to make gappy happy and be happy with gappy

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>> No.37315297 [DELETED] 

great smelling thread

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It's not like it's your choice anyways

>> No.37317718

You’ve told a half-truth, OP
To be fair the OP’s statement was instigating

>> No.37317821

I know shes fond of me, the rest of you I'm not so sure about.

>> No.37319761

Not him but I don’t want her strong youkai arms around me. She might not ever let go for one reason or another.

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I'll gladly give Yukari-sama lots of hugs!

>> No.37321030
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If you keep that up, Yukari might decide to take you home

>> No.37321560

Yukari is a slimy fucking snake. Everyone is right to distrust her, trusting a single thing that comes out of her mouth is retarded. Ignore what she says, if she tries to initiate conversation just walk the other way, kill crows on sight, and take every precaution to minimize all possible contact with her. If you walk into a bar and you see Yukari in there, just walk out and never return to that cursed place again. Yukari is literally the worst 2hu there is.

>> No.37321644

That's Impossible Anon. If she starts stalking you and invading your privacy, there is nothing you can do about.

The only way to be safe from Yukari is by hanging around Mind Readers, since she seems to avoid them like a plague.

>> No.37322014

Red and white thing hands typed this post.

>> No.37323684

I could be lying in the midst of the Sahara Desert, baking in the heat, dehydrated and on the precipice of death, and if Yukari appeared offering me a glass of water I would pour its contents out right in front of her and spit in her face. You NEVER trust Yukari.

>> No.37324314

That's a bit too far. I would choose Yukari to survive, atleast then I have a chance of seeing tomorrow.

>> No.37325511

>make a neet thread of old times sake
>it's really fun
>mods delete since they were never here when /jp/ first came into existence
>shitty waifu threads like 2hu waifu X thread full of imagedumps remain up
>shitty generals that discuss the same topics to death remain but NOW with the addition of holoshit
Fuck this board. and Fuck your waifu, she's fucking shit.

>> No.37325565

maybe it's time to steam the janny

>> No.37325597

Come on man

>> No.37325679

Choke on a cyanide capsule you worthless dung heap. How many years of your life have you wasted on these shit threads?

>> No.37325685

uh oh janny is getting steamed already

>> No.37326779

oh wait you are the guy i replied to. why are you pretending to be an oldfag?

>> No.37328491

This is a pretty nice image. Those eyes are really cool. Yukari's eyes, I mean. The eyes in the gap are alright

>> No.37331747

Kasen is one of the few good people in Gensokyo.

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>> No.37334066

I bet Yukari has experience hugging ugly bastards.

>> No.37335919

she's done a lot more than hug them anon....

>> No.37335974

Acting all cute, but it is truly just an act! Her hands are actually gapped into other universes stealing the innocence of hundreds on the daily...

>> No.37338494

Who are you quoting?

>> No.37339214

I'm quoting you schizo

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I would love to be hugged by Yukari, I'll be her human daki.

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I would definitely waste an entire day being her daki

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>> No.37344109

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things around town.

>> No.37344750

>described as having a great inhuman intellect beyond anything humanity can fathom
>is only shown for doing calculations and scheming
why. is this what zun thinks intelligence is all about?

>> No.37345328

Well we don't really see her day to day life or hobbies
Just that little slice of her personality whenever she shows up

>> No.37349365

Laughing at Yukari's dead husband Lafcadio!

>> No.37351459

>dead husband
For the last time, you can't marry your imaginary childhood friend, Yukari!

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>> No.37355380

Do it Venkman.

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>> No.37362689

Wouldn't be a waste of a day.

>> No.37362700

It's actually "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
But don't call Yukari a bitch.

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Do your best Yuka-chan!

>> No.37374762

Yukari castrates shota boys with her gaps.

>> No.37375413

i hope she doesn't eat me or anythig haha

>> No.37375577

but she touches me in weird places

>> No.37375840

Oh she'll eat you alright
She's just lonely please understand

>> No.37375853

but mama told me that I shouldn't get touched in those places

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She's your mom now

>> No.37375925

She's weird and really likes touch me in places even when there are guests over

>> No.37376570

she doesn't want to be his mom
she wants him to make her a mom

>> No.37376719

Thats kinda hot

>> No.37376873

least lovable 2hu

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>> No.37381355

No, she gently tickle tortures them with her soft gloves while she ara-aras.

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Yukari is interesting because I imagine she's seen a lot of things and some of it is absolutely horrific. The people and friends she gets to know all eventually die or are otherwise gone. She's probably close to or at least familiar with every previous hakurei miko and had to get through their deaths too. That ultimately makes her a pretty tragic character who hides all of the bad shit that no one even remembers anymore except for her under the calm smile and air of maturity.
>tfw ywn sit down and have tea with her while she recounts the good old times 500 years ago

>> No.37387097

I always did like the idea of a super ancient being talking to me about ancient times and history and how things really went down.

>> No.37392532

>The people and friends she gets to know all eventually die or are otherwise gone.
Yeah and she's probably behind their deaths one way or another. Like with Yuyuko.
>She's probably close to or at least familiar with every previous hakurei miko
Debatable, she may only be showing special treatment to Reimu due to her suggestion of the Spell Card Rules (of which Yukari suspiciously immediately jumped on board). Until then she may have just been manipulating everyone to her own ends until Gensokyo reached the state she needed to establish a lasting balance, which seems to be one of the only things she cares about.

>> No.37393190

Maybe I just let too much fanon get into my head, but I figure the latter is likely due to the miko's integral role in being a part of Yukari's grand design and system of balance, so every time something really big happens they'd probably have to wind up communicating or even cooperating (to some degree).

>> No.37394940

This. Yukari is a conniving trickster who manipulates others to her own ends. She can only be trusted to be untrustworthy, and unless you're essential to her vision of Gensokyo you can be sure she'll fuck you over in some way.

>> No.37395748

just spam serve tea and conversation till you can embrace, it's that easy

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>> No.37396634
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Good post.

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>> No.37404509

As expected, she was a demon all this time.

>> No.37405661 [SPOILER] 
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Her face reminds me of the final boss of Persona 3

>> No.37405860

Yukari is not super ancient!

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>> No.37415048

Yukari is so cute when she smiles

>> No.37418187 [DELETED] 

no u

>> No.37418318

Wait what the fuck why is this on page 2

>> No.37421290


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>> No.37430847

I refuse to accept any image that depicts her as anything other than an inhuman child-molesting-and-then-eating monster.

>> No.37433780

Woosh! That's the sound you hear when I pull my dick out of Yukari's pussy and you can't have any.

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>> No.37452300

She looks like a haunted little girl in this one, not the disgusting hag we all know and hate

>> No.37455027

> not the disgusting hag we all know and love

>> No.37455843

ZUN's youkai are all shapeshifters
Yukari can look like whatever the fuck she wants

>> No.37456090

Yeah, and a 9 trillion year old granny shapeshifting into a little girl form is just pathetic, especially with all the "oh arent i so young lol ;)" shit. You should look upon her with disgust and pity.

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You mean you wouldn't turn yourself into a little girl if you had shapeshifting powers?

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>> No.37463971

This Yukari looks extremely disgusting.

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>> No.37477348

Why's she just taking a bath in a random fucking stream like some hobo? She's not an exhibitionist is she?

>> No.37477717

She's been stalking you for Months and is trying to make your first meeting with her be a magical fairytale-like encounter.

>> No.37480918

Sounds like Yukari needs to go get some non-creeper hobbies.

>> No.37484094

Youkai can't resist playing with their food

>> No.37493356

What's she blushing for?

>> No.37494000

She's happy to be with you

>> No.37495248

Doubting that, she's planning something nefarious isn't she? She's about to have my entire bloodline culled in some wicked plot, right?

>> No.37495737

No trust her, this time she's being genuine and sincere. Maybe.

>> No.37496396

>this time she's being genuine and sincere
Everyone who thought this in the past is either dead or suffering from being fucked over by Yukari in some way. Heed their wisdom: never trust the gap hag.

>> No.37496640

Yukarin's delicious legpits.

>> No.37497511

That's Kaguya.

>> No.37500375

She is indeed planning something for your bloodline, but its not nefarious at all

>> No.37504614

And what would that be? Every possibility sounds pretty nefarious to me, anon.

>> No.37511263

Your lineage will be many beautiful half-youkai

>> No.37512129

You mean she's going to use her evil border manipulation powers to make me a woman and gap in random youkai to rape me? That's the very definition of nefarious. Hell, even worse than I thought. At least the death would be quick.

>> No.37521416

Kaguya is NOT a NEET and this stupid meme needs to die

>> No.37521768

Kaguya doesn't:
Have empoyment
Study in an education system
Study under the tutelage of any person at all
Face it, she's the definition of a NEET.

>> No.37524740

She's royalty! Her job is to be an icon for the people of Eientei and the rest of Gensokyo to look up to! She's not a NEET!

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>> No.37525120

what type of weirdo smells leaves?

>> No.37525162

I bet after living a couple thousand years you'd start to get bored and do random things

>> No.37525210

Yukari is so random.

>> No.37525880

Dude, I said Kaguya was the smelliest lol

>> No.37528075

Go put on a clean pair of clothes hag

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>> No.37531037

She was a princess until she got kicked off the moon for drinking the Hourai Elixir.

>> No.37536066

They wanted her back, didn't they? Plus she became Nobility once again on Earth when those Old Folks found and raised her.

Also, currently she is the leader of Eientei, just like Remilia is the boss of the SDM.

>> No.37542834

Shinigami Programming for Dummies

>> No.37552807

>no garter

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From >>37556826


>> No.37561884

The haggiest!

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Further proof that Yukari was made for pregnancy

>> No.37562909

she probably just stuffed one of Chen's cats under her dress

>> No.37572008

Who'd she rape this time?

>> No.37577950

She's prehistoric bro

>> No.37584936

even better!

>> No.37591446

just jerked it to yukari hentai. she's not real bros, right? i dont want to get gapped into some border of extacy bullshit for looking at porn of her

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She's coming

>> No.37597192

To my bed? Great!

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Good for you anon

>> No.37610709

Rare picture of Maribel in the womb

>> No.37611433

(You), Anon
Your firstborn will be a powerful youkai like their mother

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>> No.37611668

Would she gap the baby out to skip the whole giving birth hassle?

>> No.37611746

By extension, a son of Yukari would tower over even the most top of Chads by a tremendous margin no doubt
A daughter can be as good as her mother if not better
Also wait wouldn't they be half-youkai half-human and sheet or.. are youkai genes so overwhemingly dominant that several generations of interbreeding will still regard the family line as essentially full-blooded youkais?

>> No.37611919

All natural.

>> No.37618456

Superhuman pain resistance means birth wont be a hassle at all

>> No.37623110

Humans can become youkai through magic and fear, half-youkai should as well
Yukari would naturally ensure her child is well fed in that regard, allowing them to become a full youkai despite having a mortal father
Reimu might complain but she can't do anything to gappy

>> No.37623747

Hecate got her beat. As do the Moon Twins, probably Sagume.

Only if you are into complete psychos.

>> No.37623761

Yes. As food, or objects of entertainment.

>> No.37623775

She's a massive womanchild. Yes, she's got high intelligence. But in her actual mannerism she's basically just a superficially charismatic serial killer.

>> No.37624668

>superficially charismatic serial killer
That's all youkai pretty much

>> No.37626423

people seem to forget that 2hus aren't just cute girls with funny hats, but are genuinely inhuman monsters with ambiguous morals at best and totally alien ones at worst

>> No.37632575

Not in my Cutesokyo

>> No.37634588

But true in Grimsokyo

>> No.37635400

Gappy liking you probably wouldn't be safe for anyone around you

>> No.37635784

And Canon Gensokyo to a certain extent.

>> No.37635961

Yukari is the kind of lady who would randomly, without explanation capture you, rape you, drain you for a few years and then toss you out like a broken sex toy when she gets bored of you.

>> No.37636099

Unironically based

>> No.37637933

She would probably also eat you after the fact. But yes.

>> No.37637957

More or less. Some Youkai like Kogasa are genuinely harmless. Some of them are arguably even beneficial, or at the very least willing to help people. But most of them are just bratty womanchild serial killers without a shred of decency. Yukari 100% falls into that category once you strip away her cloak of mysticism.

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Its blue/orange morality
They're hyper individualistic immortals whom literally consume fear
Its unsurpsing their mentality would twist to match that lifestyle
They're seemingly immature because they legitimately have infinite time to do anything
Yukari may have been different in the past, but a "while ago" for her is a lifetime for us, and this applies to most of the named Youkai
Aya is 1000, Nue is 900, Remilia is 500, Momiji is 300, etc., and that's off the top of my head

>> No.37643911

Blue and Orange morality implies a different morality system. A lot of Youkai just don't have any morality whatsoever. At best they respond well to politeness or giving them food, but that mostly just seems to come from a "How does this benefit me?" perspective than a genuinely different morale code.

Oddly enough a lot of Beast Youkai seem way more principled. Mostly because they do still have some level of empathy for other animals. Same for Remilia, who was seemingly human once and does still seem to embody some stereotypically noble, eh, noble values.

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Yukari is getting fat!

>> No.37649372

yukari obtaining a husband.jpg

>> No.37649658

*Her next meal/sex slave.

>> No.37654960

Anon was gapped for this post

>> No.37656525

so what youre telling me is youkai arent people?

>> No.37656656

They aren't. They are Human Delusions taking Form.

>> No.37656720

Yes. They are sapient memes and should be treated accordingly.

>> No.37661060
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yandere yukari!

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>> No.37668273

I'm always embarrassed listening to stuff like this, but it's too good to give up

>> No.37670653

Embrace it.

>> No.37670712

I might understand if it wasn't in english.

>> No.37672690

Sorry but gap hag isn't as strong as the legendary Hecatia Lapislazuli, according to ZUN

>> No.37680508

Hecatia is a badass. Ascended to the rank of Goddess of Hell simply by being stronger than everyone else

>> No.37686726

She also has psychotically more followers than every god in Gensokyo. Modern Neopagan and Wican movements worship her. While those make up a tiny part of the population, it mogs everybody in Gensokyo.

>> No.37686924 [SPOILER] 
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Look alive, Master Anon. She's trying to lure you in like a moth. Right about now, you are probably wondering who I am. Allow me to elucidate you: The name is Robert E-O Speedwagon.

I had a hunch your run of trouble wasn't done, so I followed this thread. I like you, anon. So, I'm gonna offer up this little tidbit Pro bono. Living in the gutter, you learn to spot low lives pretty quick if you want to live to see tomorrow. I've trained my nose to sort out the bad ones from the good with just a sniff. This woman reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever laid my eyes upon. She's pure evil! Right down to her very bones. Is she a victim of circumstance you are wondering? Not on your life! She's been evil since she first drew breath.

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She’s hiding her flab with corset

>> No.37687316

Still would

>> No.37688909

I will kiss her cute belly

>> No.37688931

I think the fat makes her look young. Baby fat!

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Imagine this: you wake up one day to morning wood piching a tent in your pants, a little uncomfortable but not unusual. It doesn’t seem to wan to go down immediately either and stays up while you get up to do other things.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, you feel it. The tent is gone and you can see the edge of some black tear in reality opting out of your waistband. You gasp and your knees buckle as you feel silk-covered fingers grasp your cock and start stroking it furiously, relentlessly, mercilessly. The sheer constant euphoria of pleasure is too much to hold in and nearly spasming by this point, you pump out the hardest load you have in weeks into wherever your cock is. Finally the gap in your pants closes and your given your deflated penis back.

“Having a good morning Anon?” you hear behind you, and turn around to see Yukari staring at you with a smug satisfied smile on her face. She’s wearing her low-cut dress showing off her cleavage, which just so happens to be glazed in cum.

God dammit Yukari.

>> No.37693151

yukari would never do this. shes a trickster but not a slutty trickster

>> No.37694549

>yukari was possessed by a vengeful spirit in cheating detective satori
what the fuck bros. i thought yukari was basically uncontested and impervious to everything. or did i fall for that facade shes cultivated?

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>> No.37702048

Vengeful spirits are the one weakness of all youkai

>> No.37708383

those looks fake

>> No.37708822

but i thought she had no weaknesses?! did she lie??

>> No.37709569

Youkai are not fae
They have absolutely no restrictions on lying

>> No.37709714

>Uncontested and Impervious.
>Is weaker then Watatsuki Sister.
>Hecatia is canonically the strongest.
>Kasen and Okina are her equals.
Yukari being unbeatable has be disproven years ago. It's just that some Yukarifags are delusional and don't want to face reality.

>> No.37709929

>Kasen and Okina are her equals.
Woah woah woah I knew the others but where is this said? What can Kasen do against gaps?

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Yukari is about to shrink you and is showing you your new home

>> No.37721178

Yukari is not a foot fetishist anon

>> No.37722431

she's more into vore

>> No.37722791

Is that why she keeps getting new Lovers who just happened to be human every other week?

>> No.37724799

They're just food anon, don't fall for her tricks.

>> No.37727275

Get in the shoe anon!

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Why is she such a slut?

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>> No.37737754

well yeah. imagine how many people each one of them have killed, whether for hunger or entertainment or whatever the fuck else. gensokyo is filled to the brim with serial killers

>> No.37744608

And also don't forget that the likes of Reimu and Marisa probably know this and are perfectly okay with it for the most part.

>> No.37745543

They actively keep things that way, because they protect the "balance", like when Reims fucking clobbered the fortune teller for wanting to escape that shithole. Not to mention Reimu is friends with all sorts of youkai. If Reimu started displaying more anti-youkai views you can bet your ass she'd be replaced as Hakurei Shrine Maiden ASAP

>> No.37750768

Yukari is not a slut. She remained faithful to Koizumi even to this day

>> No.37757071

This, except only true for 私.

>> No.37760727

Are you sure?

>> No.37760895

Absolutely. Yukari would never whore herself out or anything similar

>> No.37761386

Thanks anon, was good comedy.

>> No.37769639

>anything japs make
>good comedy

>> No.37774624

I don't hug evil hags. I only hug hags worthy of it, like Junko. Eirin should go burn in a star, Kanako is married to Suwako, Byakuren is buddhist and thus cant hug people, and Okina is lame in all limbs and unable to hug people.

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*casually molests 16 year old girl*

uhh based?

>> No.37779397

Yukari and I seem to have a lot in commen, maybe I should befriend her.

>> No.37779874
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She's Yukarin's girlfriend - she just doesn't know it yet.

>> No.37784050

Yukari is a fucking yandere? Disgusting.

>> No.37785166

She's an ancient youkai
The fuck were you expecting

>> No.37787266

Youkai need to go stop being womanchild serial killers and get a life

>> No.37787548

She and her kind need to grow up. They're hundreds of years old yet act like teenagers and have the morality of a fucking pre schooler.

>> No.37790850

How do you kill her?

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I fucked her to death. Despite her appearance and seductive behaviour,
she was aperently a Virgin. Her body wasn't used to such high level pleasure and excitement, so having sex gave to her a Heart Attack. Kinda pathetic, since I'm not even that good at it.

I wanted to go to the afterlife and apologise to her but the Yama sent her very deep into Hell because she was aperently involved in Human Trafficking and committed Murder, Genocide, Black Mail, Slavery, Theft, Stalking, Kidnapping etc.

I guess, I dodge a bullet there.

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Somebody call Okina to deal with this Horny Lony Youkai.

>> No.37798067

Destroy Gensokyo. Assuming she doesn't become a revenge-obsessed hag like Junko she'll just keel over due to sorrow or whatever. Her hag heart can't take the ruination of her beloved pseudo-country

>> No.37801353

>this is what jpsies fantasize about
In reality she kills you instantly

>> No.37802949

wondering about the endless seething in this thread? it is in fact a pathetic buttmad brony bitch.

>> No.37803145

Actually it's just sane and reasonable Yukari haters once again being the sole voices of reason in thread

>> No.37803446
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Cease, unmanly one.

>> No.37804004

marge i'm confused

>> No.37804109

Shut up Thor. The fuck are you doing in Gensokyou?

>> No.37804350

Smiting filthy trolls.

>> No.37805059

I don't think they have trolls in Gensokyo. Also wasn't your specialty slaying Giants?

>> No.37805116

>The entities are themselves ambiguously defined, variously referred to by several other terms, including risi, thurs and troll.
Giants can be trolls.

>> No.37811105

Still no trolls or giants in gensokyo sorry bro

>> No.37812588

k bitch

>> No.37818357

No need to be rude about it anon

>> No.37825656

How is this even possible. Just manipulate the border between dryness and wetness you lazy hag

>> No.37826750

I only clicked this thread because I just finished reading this doujin. It’s cute when Yukari pretends to feel human emotions.

>> No.37828135

She's a good Actress. She can even pretend to be powerful and mysterious. She should make Movies instead of the usual shit she's up to.

>> No.37833217

>pretend to be powerful
>pretend to be mysterious
literally doesnt even make sense

>> No.37833247

>literally doesnt even make sense
Think really hard about it and maybe it’ll click for your autism brain.

>> No.37833295

you cant PRETEND to be mysterious when you ARE mysterious. you may not think of her as mysterious because the reader is omniscient and the copious amounts of yukari hentai youve seen, but most in touhou would agree that yukari is a mysterious busty trickster.

>> No.37835929
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It's only a one year age gap, don't worry anon.

>> No.37836103

That anon was talking about Yukari presenting herself as mysterious. You can be mysterious without acting mysterious.

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>hey anon I'm ready to go for a jog with you

>> No.37839001

Yukari will keep your babies well fed and healthy
You should make them with her

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This board is a 2hu board, deal with it. Also why do people think neet is a Japanese culture when its looked down upon in Japan?

>> No.37839445

Japanese Culture =/= Otaku Culture. And NEETdom is without a doubt otaku culture.

>> No.37839776

You can be an otaku and still live like a proper human being anon. I know because I have a decently earning superior who spent his earnings on games and PC but still live in the company paid dorm despite being over 50 years old. At least he have a car. Yeah I know gamer≠otaku but you get my point.

>> No.37843194

She’s quite fond of a certain shrine maiden.

>> No.37843222

Oh hey Eirin, what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

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>> No.37846674

Punch her for seven pages and send her flying into a garbage truck.

>> No.37847028

Marisa isn’t a shrine maiden you baka face

>> No.37847075

Peg? She has a real dick though

>> No.37848088
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Big FAT youkai HONKERS

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>> No.37848163 [DELETED] 

Not going to lie, Sayaka Ohara would be perfect for Yukari.

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Not going to lie, Sayaka Ohara would be a perfect fit for Yukari.

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do not

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I want to put her breasts in her mouth and make Yukari suck her nipples

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Spending eternity with Yukari!

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is sleepy time (unless you’re a euro)

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I hope every Yukari appreciator has a Merry Christmas

>> No.37863767

Shoe dangling makes my penis hard

>> No.37863907

Merry Christmas<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>> No.37864013

Merry Christmas

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>> No.37866227

She’s the Morrigan of Gensokyo.

>> No.37870926

Morrigan was a shithead though

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>> No.37877762

>yukari watching you masturbate to yukari porn

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>> No.37889101

Why is it the youkai that have the biggest honkers?

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But that's not Sanae though?

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Yukari is shocked at who you want as the mother of your children

>> No.37893135

Listen, Yukarin, Ran is amazing, I just can't help myself!

>> No.37893744

I know Chen is small, but I think it'll be safe if we get Eirin to do a C-section on her.

>> No.37893777
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I don't want children though. I would love to cuddle and snooze with her and give her plenty of footrubs.

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>> No.37900064

Come on Yukari don't be a buzzkill, introduce me to your colleague Kasen.

>> No.37900581

Yukarin I love you!