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Behold! The strongest (and cutest) 2hu is here!!

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>> No.37269000

The smelliest

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Yukari and Tenshi having a little stroll through the garden.

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Hug the Hag

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>> No.37270083

>>37268845
hahahaha oldie, I bet she uses diapers!

>> No.37271468

>>37269167
why is she blushing? it's just a hug

>> No.37272001
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>>37271468
This is her first hug in a couple (hundred) years

>> No.37272034

Would you let her peg you?

>> No.37272093
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She probably bothers shotas like Wriggle all the time like every other old lady

>> No.37273871
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>>37271468
Mortals are usually too afraid to touch her

>> No.37277540
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>> No.37277991

okay i will let her hug me but no pegging. my ass is a delicate instrument

>> No.37279013

>>37268845
>Yukari
>The strongest
>The cutest
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old hag?

>> No.37279089

Eh, wheelchair cripple is better

>> No.37279862

Why are Yukari threads dying so fast, /b/ros?

>> No.37280730

>>37279862
because Yukari enjoyers are high iq, and above image dump threads

>> No.37281092

>>37279013
the oldest
the saggiest

>> No.37281858
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>> No.37285286

>>37285090
I want her to wrap me up in her skirt and pat me head with her gloves.

>> No.37285503
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Why does Yukarin have so many haters?
Why don't these people go to their favorite 2hu threads?
Does their favorite 2hu even have an active thread? If not, why don't they make one?

I smell envy in the air

>> No.37285523
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>>37285286
A head pat from Yukari does sound nice

>> No.37290505
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>> No.37294803

Does yukari likes humans?

>> No.37295000

>>37294803
Only me

>> No.37295926

>>37294803
she thinks they're good for conversations and as food

>> No.37297767

>>37280730
Then what the hell is this?
>>37281858
>>37285090
>>37290505
>>37294369
>>37277540

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>>37268845

>> No.37298199

>>37297767
images

>> No.37298432

>>37298161
Is Kasen the only Sage that can Walk properly?

>> No.37303177

>>37298432
hell yeah she is, she's also very well trained

>> No.37303233

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.37305834

>>37269167
I refuse.

>> No.37306955
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>>37297767
>what the hell is this?
Images.

Also, compare Yukarin's threads with Remi's threads, for example. You will notice what I'm trying to say.

>> No.37308306
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>>37298432
Kasen is the only sage that does anything properly.

>> No.37309467
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>>37290505
I want to make gappy happy and be happy with gappy

>> No.37313488
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>> No.37315297 [DELETED] 

great smelling thread

>> No.37317693
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>>37305834
It's not like it's your choice anyways

>> No.37317718

>>37268845
You’ve told a half-truth, OP
>>37285503
To be fair the OP’s statement was instigating

>> No.37317821

>>37294803
I know shes fond of me, the rest of you I'm not so sure about.

>> No.37319761

>>37317693
Not him but I don’t want her strong youkai arms around me. She might not ever let go for one reason or another.

>> No.37319835
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>>37269167
I'll gladly give Yukari-sama lots of hugs!

>> No.37321030
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>>37319835
If you keep that up, Yukari might decide to take you home

>> No.37321560

>>37268845
Yukari is a slimy fucking snake. Everyone is right to distrust her, trusting a single thing that comes out of her mouth is retarded. Ignore what she says, if she tries to initiate conversation just walk the other way, kill crows on sight, and take every precaution to minimize all possible contact with her. If you walk into a bar and you see Yukari in there, just walk out and never return to that cursed place again. Yukari is literally the worst 2hu there is.

>> No.37321644

>>37321560
That's Impossible Anon. If she starts stalking you and invading your privacy, there is nothing you can do about.

The only way to be safe from Yukari is by hanging around Mind Readers, since she seems to avoid them like a plague.

>> No.37322014

>>37321560
Red and white thing hands typed this post.

>> No.37323684

>>37322014
I could be lying in the midst of the Sahara Desert, baking in the heat, dehydrated and on the precipice of death, and if Yukari appeared offering me a glass of water I would pour its contents out right in front of her and spit in her face. You NEVER trust Yukari.

>> No.37324314

>>37323684
That's a bit too far. I would choose Yukari to survive, atleast then I have a chance of seeing tomorrow.

>> No.37325511

>make a neet thread of old times sake
>it's really fun
>mods delete since they were never here when /jp/ first came into existence
>shitty waifu threads like 2hu waifu X thread full of imagedumps remain up
>shitty generals that discuss the same topics to death remain but NOW with the addition of holoshit
Fuck this board. and Fuck your waifu, she's fucking shit.

>> No.37325565

>>37325511
maybe it's time to steam the janny

>> No.37325597

>>37325511
Come on man

>> No.37325679

>>37325565
>>37325597
Choke on a cyanide capsule you worthless dung heap. How many years of your life have you wasted on these shit threads?

>> No.37325685

>>37325679
uh oh janny is getting steamed already

>> No.37326779

>>37325679
oh wait you are the guy i replied to. why are you pretending to be an oldfag?

>> No.37328491

>>37268845
This is a pretty nice image. Those eyes are really cool. Yukari's eyes, I mean. The eyes in the gap are alright

>> No.37331747

>>37308306
Kasen is one of the few good people in Gensokyo.

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>> No.37334066

I bet Yukari has experience hugging ugly bastards.

>> No.37335919

>>37334066
she's done a lot more than hug them anon....

>> No.37335974

>>37321030
Acting all cute, but it is truly just an act! Her hands are actually gapped into other universes stealing the innocence of hundreds on the daily...

>> No.37338494

>>37325511
Who are you quoting?

>> No.37339214

>>37338494
I'm quoting you schizo

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>>37269167
>>37317693
>>37319761
I would love to be hugged by Yukari, I'll be her human daki.

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>>37340339
I would definitely waste an entire day being her daki

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>> No.37344109

>>37268845
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things around town.

>> No.37344750

>>37268845
>described as having a great inhuman intellect beyond anything humanity can fathom
>is only shown for doing calculations and scheming
why. is this what zun thinks intelligence is all about?

>> No.37345328

>>37344750
Well we don't really see her day to day life or hobbies
Just that little slice of her personality whenever she shows up

>> No.37349365

Laughing at Yukari's dead husband Lafcadio!

>> No.37351459

>>37349365
>dead husband
For the last time, you can't marry your imaginary childhood friend, Yukari!

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>> No.37355380

>>37344109
Do it Venkman.

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>> No.37362689

>>37341479
Wouldn't be a waste of a day.

>> No.37362700

>>37355380
>>37344109
It's actually "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
But don't call Yukari a bitch.

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Do your best Yuka-chan!

>> No.37374762

Yukari castrates shota boys with her gaps.

>> No.37375413

>>37269167
ok...
i hope she doesn't eat me or anythig haha

>> No.37375577

>>37269167
but she touches me in weird places

>> No.37375840

>>37375413
Oh she'll eat you alright
>>37375577
She's just lonely please understand

>> No.37375853

>>37375840
but mama told me that I shouldn't get touched in those places

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>>37375853
She's your mom now

>> No.37375925

>>37375905
She's weird and really likes touch me in places even when there are guests over

>> No.37376570

>>37375905
she doesn't want to be his mom
she wants him to make her a mom

>> No.37376719

>>37376570
Thats kinda hot

>> No.37376873

least lovable 2hu

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>>37376873

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>> No.37381355

>>37374762
No, she gently tickle tortures them with her soft gloves while she ara-aras.

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Yukari is interesting because I imagine she's seen a lot of things and some of it is absolutely horrific. The people and friends she gets to know all eventually die or are otherwise gone. She's probably close to or at least familiar with every previous hakurei miko and had to get through their deaths too. That ultimately makes her a pretty tragic character who hides all of the bad shit that no one even remembers anymore except for her under the calm smile and air of maturity.
>tfw ywn sit down and have tea with her while she recounts the good old times 500 years ago

>> No.37387097

>>37386079
I always did like the idea of a super ancient being talking to me about ancient times and history and how things really went down.

>> No.37392532

>>37386079
>The people and friends she gets to know all eventually die or are otherwise gone.
Yeah and she's probably behind their deaths one way or another. Like with Yuyuko.
>She's probably close to or at least familiar with every previous hakurei miko
Debatable, she may only be showing special treatment to Reimu due to her suggestion of the Spell Card Rules (of which Yukari suspiciously immediately jumped on board). Until then she may have just been manipulating everyone to her own ends until Gensokyo reached the state she needed to establish a lasting balance, which seems to be one of the only things she cares about.

>> No.37393190

>>37392532
Maybe I just let too much fanon get into my head, but I figure the latter is likely due to the miko's integral role in being a part of Yukari's grand design and system of balance, so every time something really big happens they'd probably have to wind up communicating or even cooperating (to some degree).

>> No.37394940

>>37392532
This. Yukari is a conniving trickster who manipulates others to her own ends. She can only be trusted to be untrustworthy, and unless you're essential to her vision of Gensokyo you can be sure she'll fuck you over in some way.

>> No.37395748

>>37319835
>>37321030
just spam serve tea and conversation till you can embrace, it's that easy

>> No.37396406

>>37269000
fpbp

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>>37395748
Good post.

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>> No.37404509

>>37404407
As expected, she was a demon all this time.

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>>37404407
Her face reminds me of the final boss of Persona 3

>> No.37405860

>>37387097
Yukari is not super ancient!

>> No.37409619

>>37404407
hot

>> No.37413523

>>37269000
True

>> No.37415048

>>37404407
Yukari is so cute when she smiles

>> No.37418187 [DELETED] 

>>37269000
no u

>> No.37418318

Wait what the fuck why is this on page 2

>> No.37421290

>>37269000
based

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>> No.37430847

I refuse to accept any image that depicts her as anything other than an inhuman child-molesting-and-then-eating monster.

>> No.37433780

>>37268845
Woosh! That's the sound you hear when I pull my dick out of Yukari's pussy and you can't have any.

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>>37421290
何に基づいて?

>> No.37452300

>>37447788
She looks like a haunted little girl in this one, not the disgusting hag we all know and hate

>> No.37455027

>>37452300
> not the disgusting hag we all know and love
FTFY

>> No.37455843

>>37452300
ZUN's youkai are all shapeshifters
Yukari can look like whatever the fuck she wants

>> No.37456090

>>37455843
Yeah, and a 9 trillion year old granny shapeshifting into a little girl form is just pathetic, especially with all the "oh arent i so young lol ;)" shit. You should look upon her with disgust and pity.

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>>37456090
You mean you wouldn't turn yourself into a little girl if you had shapeshifting powers?

>> No.37456286

>>37456178
No.

>> No.37456441

>>37456286
gay

>> No.37463971

>>37456178
This Yukari looks extremely disgusting.

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>> No.37477348

>>37465471
Why's she just taking a bath in a random fucking stream like some hobo? She's not an exhibitionist is she?

>> No.37477717

>>37477348
She's been stalking you for Months and is trying to make your first meeting with her be a magical fairytale-like encounter.

>> No.37480918

>>37477717
Sounds like Yukari needs to go get some non-creeper hobbies.

>> No.37484094

>>37480918
Youkai can't resist playing with their food

>> No.37493356

>>37423820
What's she blushing for?

>> No.37494000

>>37493356
She's happy to be with you

>> No.37495248

>>37494000
Doubting that, she's planning something nefarious isn't she? She's about to have my entire bloodline culled in some wicked plot, right?

>> No.37495737

>>37495248
No trust her, this time she's being genuine and sincere. Maybe.

>> No.37496396

>>37495737
>this time she's being genuine and sincere
Everyone who thought this in the past is either dead or suffering from being fucked over by Yukari in some way. Heed their wisdom: never trust the gap hag.

>> No.37496640

>>37366385
Yukarin's delicious legpits.

>> No.37497511

>>37269000
That's Kaguya.

>> No.37500375

>>37495248
She is indeed planning something for your bloodline, but its not nefarious at all

>> No.37504614

>>37500375
And what would that be? Every possibility sounds pretty nefarious to me, anon.

>> No.37511263

>>37504614
Your lineage will be many beautiful half-youkai

>> No.37512129

>>37511263
You mean she's going to use her evil border manipulation powers to make me a woman and gap in random youkai to rape me? That's the very definition of nefarious. Hell, even worse than I thought. At least the death would be quick.

>> No.37521416

>>37497511
Kaguya is NOT a NEET and this stupid meme needs to die

>> No.37521768

>>37521416
Kaguya doesn't:
Have empoyment
Study in an education system
Study under the tutelage of any person at all
Face it, she's the definition of a NEET.

>> No.37524740

>>37521768
She's royalty! Her job is to be an icon for the people of Eientei and the rest of Gensokyo to look up to! She's not a NEET!

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>> No.37525120

>>37525076
what type of weirdo smells leaves?

>> No.37525162

>>37525120
I bet after living a couple thousand years you'd start to get bored and do random things

>> No.37525210

>>37525162
Yukari is so random.

>> No.37525880

>>37521416
Dude, I said Kaguya was the smelliest lol

>> No.37528075

>>37443756
Go put on a clean pair of clothes hag

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>> No.37531037

>>37524740
She was a princess until she got kicked off the moon for drinking the Hourai Elixir.

>> No.37536066

>>37531037
They wanted her back, didn't they? Plus she became Nobility once again on Earth when those Old Folks found and raised her.

Also, currently she is the leader of Eientei, just like Remilia is the boss of the SDM.

>> No.37542834

>>37530580
Shinigami Programming for Dummies

>> No.37552807

>>37456178
>no garter
Blasphemous

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From >>37556826

Hmm

>> No.37561884

>>37268845
The haggiest!

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>>37557983
Further proof that Yukari was made for pregnancy

>> No.37562909

>>37562890
she probably just stuffed one of Chen's cats under her dress

>> No.37572008

>>37562890
Who'd she rape this time?

>> No.37577950

>>37405860
She's prehistoric bro

>> No.37584936

>>37577950
even better!

>> No.37591446

just jerked it to yukari hentai. she's not real bros, right? i dont want to get gapped into some border of extacy bullshit for looking at porn of her

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>>37591446
She's coming

>> No.37597192

>>37592987
To my bed? Great!

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>>37597192
Good for you anon

>> No.37610709

>>37562890
Rare picture of Maribel in the womb

>> No.37611433

>>37572008
(You), Anon
Your firstborn will be a powerful youkai like their mother

>> No.37611483

>>37611433
This

>> No.37611598
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>>37611433
Whoa.

>> No.37611668

>>37562890
Would she gap the baby out to skip the whole giving birth hassle?

>> No.37611746

>>37611433
By extension, a son of Yukari would tower over even the most top of Chads by a tremendous margin no doubt
A daughter can be as good as her mother if not better
Also wait wouldn't they be half-youkai half-human and sheet or.. are youkai genes so overwhemingly dominant that several generations of interbreeding will still regard the family line as essentially full-blooded youkais?

>> No.37611919

>>37611668
All natural.

>> No.37618456

>>37611668
Superhuman pain resistance means birth wont be a hassle at all

>> No.37623110

>>37611746
Humans can become youkai through magic and fear, half-youkai should as well
Yukari would naturally ensure her child is well fed in that regard, allowing them to become a full youkai despite having a mortal father
Reimu might complain but she can't do anything to gappy

>> No.37623747

>>37268845
>Strongest
Hecate got her beat. As do the Moon Twins, probably Sagume.

>Cutest
Only if you are into complete psychos.

>> No.37623761

>>37294803
Yes. As food, or objects of entertainment.

>> No.37623775

>>37344750
She's a massive womanchild. Yes, she's got high intelligence. But in her actual mannerism she's basically just a superficially charismatic serial killer.

>> No.37624668

>>37623775
>superficially charismatic serial killer
That's all youkai pretty much

>> No.37626423

>>37624668
people seem to forget that 2hus aren't just cute girls with funny hats, but are genuinely inhuman monsters with ambiguous morals at best and totally alien ones at worst

>> No.37632575

>>37626423
Not in my Cutesokyo

>> No.37634588

>>37632575
But true in Grimsokyo

>> No.37635400

>>37626423
Gappy liking you probably wouldn't be safe for anyone around you

>> No.37635784

>>37632575
>>37634588
And Canon Gensokyo to a certain extent.

>> No.37635961

Yukari is the kind of lady who would randomly, without explanation capture you, rape you, drain you for a few years and then toss you out like a broken sex toy when she gets bored of you.

>> No.37636099

>>37635961
Unironically based

>> No.37637933

>>37635961
She would probably also eat you after the fact. But yes.

>> No.37637957

>>37626423
>>37624668
More or less. Some Youkai like Kogasa are genuinely harmless. Some of them are arguably even beneficial, or at the very least willing to help people. But most of them are just bratty womanchild serial killers without a shred of decency. Yukari 100% falls into that category once you strip away her cloak of mysticism.

>> No.37641388
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>>37637957
Its blue/orange morality
They're hyper individualistic immortals whom literally consume fear
Its unsurpsing their mentality would twist to match that lifestyle
They're seemingly immature because they legitimately have infinite time to do anything
Yukari may have been different in the past, but a "while ago" for her is a lifetime for us, and this applies to most of the named Youkai
Aya is 1000, Nue is 900, Remilia is 500, Momiji is 300, etc., and that's off the top of my head

>> No.37643911

>>37641388
Blue and Orange morality implies a different morality system. A lot of Youkai just don't have any morality whatsoever. At best they respond well to politeness or giving them food, but that mostly just seems to come from a "How does this benefit me?" perspective than a genuinely different morale code.

Oddly enough a lot of Beast Youkai seem way more principled. Mostly because they do still have some level of empathy for other animals. Same for Remilia, who was seemingly human once and does still seem to embody some stereotypically noble, eh, noble values.

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Yukari is getting fat!

>> No.37649372

>>37641388
yukari obtaining a husband.jpg

>> No.37649658

>>37649372
*Her next meal/sex slave.

>> No.37654960

>>37649119
Anon was gapped for this post

>> No.37656525

>>37643911
so what youre telling me is youkai arent people?

>> No.37656656

>>37656525
They aren't. They are Human Delusions taking Form.

>> No.37656720

>>37656525
Yes. They are sapient memes and should be treated accordingly.

>> No.37661060
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yandere yukari!

>> No.37664006

>>37661060
Sauce?

>> No.37668273

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72ifSLMvbg
I'm always embarrassed listening to stuff like this, but it's too good to give up

>> No.37670653

>>37668273
Embrace it.

>> No.37670712

>>37668273
I might understand if it wasn't in english.

>> No.37672690

>>37268845
Sorry but gap hag isn't as strong as the legendary Hecatia Lapislazuli, according to ZUN

>> No.37680508

>>37672690
Hecatia is a badass. Ascended to the rank of Goddess of Hell simply by being stronger than everyone else

>> No.37686726

>>37680508
She also has psychotically more followers than every god in Gensokyo. Modern Neopagan and Wican movements worship her. While those make up a tiny part of the population, it mogs everybody in Gensokyo.

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>>37269167
Look alive, Master Anon. She's trying to lure you in like a moth. Right about now, you are probably wondering who I am. Allow me to elucidate you: The name is Robert E-O Speedwagon.

I had a hunch your run of trouble wasn't done, so I followed this thread. I like you, anon. So, I'm gonna offer up this little tidbit Pro bono. Living in the gutter, you learn to spot low lives pretty quick if you want to live to see tomorrow. I've trained my nose to sort out the bad ones from the good with just a sniff. This woman reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever laid my eyes upon. She's pure evil! Right down to her very bones. Is she a victim of circumstance you are wondering? Not on your life! She's been evil since she first drew breath.

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>>37686924

>> No.37687296
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>>37290505
She’s hiding her flab with corset

>> No.37687316

>>37687296
Still would

>> No.37688909

>>37687296
I will kiss her cute belly

>> No.37688931

>>37687296
I think the fat makes her look young. Baby fat!

>> No.37691485
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Imagine this: you wake up one day to morning wood piching a tent in your pants, a little uncomfortable but not unusual. It doesn’t seem to wan to go down immediately either and stays up while you get up to do other things.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, you feel it. The tent is gone and you can see the edge of some black tear in reality opting out of your waistband. You gasp and your knees buckle as you feel silk-covered fingers grasp your cock and start stroking it furiously, relentlessly, mercilessly. The sheer constant euphoria of pleasure is too much to hold in and nearly spasming by this point, you pump out the hardest load you have in weeks into wherever your cock is. Finally the gap in your pants closes and your given your deflated penis back.

“Having a good morning Anon?” you hear behind you, and turn around to see Yukari staring at you with a smug satisfied smile on her face. She’s wearing her low-cut dress showing off her cleavage, which just so happens to be glazed in cum.

God dammit Yukari.

>> No.37693151

>>37691485
yukari would never do this. shes a trickster but not a slutty trickster

>> No.37694549

>yukari was possessed by a vengeful spirit in cheating detective satori
what the fuck bros. i thought yukari was basically uncontested and impervious to everything. or did i fall for that facade shes cultivated?

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>> No.37702048

>>37694549
Vengeful spirits are the one weakness of all youkai

>> No.37708383

>>37700077
those looks fake

>> No.37708822

>>37702048
but i thought she had no weaknesses?! did she lie??

>> No.37709569

>>37708822
Yes
Youkai are not fae
They have absolutely no restrictions on lying

>> No.37709714

>>37694549
>Yukari.
>Uncontested and Impervious.
>Is weaker then Watatsuki Sister.
>Hecatia is canonically the strongest.
>Kasen and Okina are her equals.
Yukari being unbeatable has be disproven years ago. It's just that some Yukarifags are delusional and don't want to face reality.

>> No.37709929

>>37709714
>Kasen and Okina are her equals.
Woah woah woah I knew the others but where is this said? What can Kasen do against gaps?

>> No.37714435
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Yukari is about to shrink you and is showing you your new home

>> No.37721178

>>37714435
Yukari is not a foot fetishist anon

>> No.37722431

>>37714435
>>37721178
she's more into vore

>> No.37722791

>>37722431
Is that why she keeps getting new Lovers who just happened to be human every other week?

>> No.37724799

>>37722791
>Lovers
They're just food anon, don't fall for her tricks.

>> No.37727275

>>37721178
>>37722431
Get in the shoe anon!

>> No.37732437
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>>37268845
Why is she such a slut?

>> No.37732511

>>37732437
Sauce?

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>>37732511

>> No.37737754

>>37626423
well yeah. imagine how many people each one of them have killed, whether for hunger or entertainment or whatever the fuck else. gensokyo is filled to the brim with serial killers

>> No.37744608

>>37737754
And also don't forget that the likes of Reimu and Marisa probably know this and are perfectly okay with it for the most part.

>> No.37745543

>>37744608
They actively keep things that way, because they protect the "balance", like when Reims fucking clobbered the fortune teller for wanting to escape that shithole. Not to mention Reimu is friends with all sorts of youkai. If Reimu started displaying more anti-youkai views you can bet your ass she'd be replaced as Hakurei Shrine Maiden ASAP

>> No.37750768

>>37732437
Yukari is not a slut. She remained faithful to Koizumi even to this day

>> No.37757071

>>37433780
This, except only true for 私.

>> No.37760727

>>37750768
Are you sure?

>> No.37760895

>>37760727
Absolutely. Yukari would never whore herself out or anything similar

>> No.37761386

>>37732669
Thanks anon, was good comedy.

>> No.37769639

>>37761386
>anything japs make
>good comedy
What?

>> No.37774624

>>37269167
I don't hug evil hags. I only hug hags worthy of it, like Junko. Eirin should go burn in a star, Kanako is married to Suwako, Byakuren is buddhist and thus cant hug people, and Okina is lame in all limbs and unable to hug people.

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>>37268845
*casually molests 16 year old girl*

uhh based?

>> No.37779397

>>37779191
Yukari and I seem to have a lot in commen, maybe I should befriend her.

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>>37779191
She's Yukarin's girlfriend - she just doesn't know it yet.

>> No.37784050

>>37779874
Yukari is a fucking yandere? Disgusting.

>> No.37785166

>>37784050
She's an ancient youkai
The fuck were you expecting

>> No.37787266

>>37785166
Youkai need to go stop being womanchild serial killers and get a life

>> No.37787548

>>37785166
She and her kind need to grow up. They're hundreds of years old yet act like teenagers and have the morality of a fucking pre schooler.

>> No.37790850

How do you kill her?

>> No.37791688
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>>37790850
I fucked her to death. Despite her appearance and seductive behaviour,
she was aperently a Virgin. Her body wasn't used to such high level pleasure and excitement, so having sex gave to her a Heart Attack. Kinda pathetic, since I'm not even that good at it.

I wanted to go to the afterlife and apologise to her but the Yama sent her very deep into Hell because she was aperently involved in Human Trafficking and committed Murder, Genocide, Black Mail, Slavery, Theft, Stalking, Kidnapping etc.

I guess, I dodge a bullet there.

>> No.37793677
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37793677

>>37779191
>>37779874
>>37784050
Somebody call Okina to deal with this Horny Lony Youkai.

>> No.37798067

>>37790850
Destroy Gensokyo. Assuming she doesn't become a revenge-obsessed hag like Junko she'll just keel over due to sorrow or whatever. Her hag heart can't take the ruination of her beloved pseudo-country

>> No.37801353

>>37791688
>this is what jpsies fantasize about
In reality she kills you instantly

>> No.37802949

wondering about the endless seething in this thread? it is in fact a pathetic buttmad brony bitch.

>> No.37803145

>>37802949
Actually it's just sane and reasonable Yukari haters once again being the sole voices of reason in thread

>> No.37803446
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37803446

Cease, unmanly one.

>> No.37804004

>>37793677
marge i'm confused

>> No.37804109

>>37803446
Shut up Thor. The fuck are you doing in Gensokyou?

>> No.37804350

>>37804109
Smiting filthy trolls.

>> No.37805059

>>37804350
I don't think they have trolls in Gensokyo. Also wasn't your specialty slaying Giants?

>> No.37805116

>>37805059
>The entities are themselves ambiguously defined, variously referred to by several other terms, including risi, thurs and troll.
Giants can be trolls.

>> No.37811105

>>37805116
Still no trolls or giants in gensokyo sorry bro

>> No.37812588

>>37811105
k bitch

>> No.37818357

>>37812588
No need to be rude about it anon

>> No.37825656

>>37443756
How is this even possible. Just manipulate the border between dryness and wetness you lazy hag

>> No.37826750

>>37779191
I only clicked this thread because I just finished reading this doujin. It’s cute when Yukari pretends to feel human emotions.

>> No.37828135

>>37826750
She's a good Actress. She can even pretend to be powerful and mysterious. She should make Movies instead of the usual shit she's up to.

>> No.37833217

>>37828135
>pretend to be powerful
debatable
>pretend to be mysterious
literally doesnt even make sense

>> No.37833247

>>37833217
>literally doesnt even make sense
Think really hard about it and maybe it’ll click for your autism brain.

>> No.37833295

>>37833247
you cant PRETEND to be mysterious when you ARE mysterious. you may not think of her as mysterious because the reader is omniscient and the copious amounts of yukari hentai youve seen, but most in touhou would agree that yukari is a mysterious busty trickster.

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>>37779191
It's only a one year age gap, don't worry anon.

>> No.37836103

>>37833295
That anon was talking about Yukari presenting herself as mysterious. You can be mysterious without acting mysterious.

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>>37268845
>hey anon I'm ready to go for a jog with you

>> No.37839001

>>37838624
Yukari will keep your babies well fed and healthy
You should make them with her

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>>37325511
This board is a 2hu board, deal with it. Also why do people think neet is a Japanese culture when its looked down upon in Japan?

>> No.37839445

>>37839237
Japanese Culture =/= Otaku Culture. And NEETdom is without a doubt otaku culture.

>> No.37839776

>>37839445
You can be an otaku and still live like a proper human being anon. I know because I have a decently earning superior who spent his earnings on games and PC but still live in the company paid dorm despite being over 50 years old. At least he have a car. Yeah I know gamer≠otaku but you get my point.

>> No.37843194

>>37294803
She’s quite fond of a certain shrine maiden.

>> No.37843222

>>37521416
Oh hey Eirin, what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

>> No.37844663

>>37843194
Me?

>> No.37844912

>>37843194
Sanae?

>> No.37844968

>>37843194
Marisa?

>> No.37844983
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>>37269000

>> No.37846674

>>37790850
Punch her for seven pages and send her flying into a garbage truck.

>> No.37847028

>>37844968
Marisa isn’t a shrine maiden you baka face

>> No.37847075

>>37272034
Peg? She has a real dick though

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Big FAT youkai HONKERS

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>> No.37848132

>>37843194
Yorihime?

>> No.37848163 [DELETED] 

Not going to lie, Sayaka Ohara would be perfect for Yukari.

>> No.37848183
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37848183

Not going to lie, Sayaka Ohara would be a perfect fit for Yukari.

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>>37269167
do not

>> No.37850805
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I want to put her breasts in her mouth and make Yukari suck her nipples

>> No.37854113
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37854113

Spending eternity with Yukari!

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is sleepy time (unless you’re a euro)

>> No.37862483

>>37850805
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I SEE NIPPIES

>> No.37862612
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37862612

I hope every Yukari appreciator has a Merry Christmas

>> No.37863767

>>37862612
Shoe dangling makes my penis hard

>> No.37863907

>>37862612
Merry Christmas<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>> No.37864013

>>37862612
Merry Christmas

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>> No.37866227

She’s the Morrigan of Gensokyo.

>> No.37870926

>>37866227
Morrigan was a shithead though

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>> No.37877762

>>37876719
>yukari watching you masturbate to yukari porn

>> No.37882736

>>37877762
Nice

>> No.37889101

>>37848088
Why is it the youkai that have the biggest honkers?

>> No.37889187
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>>37268845
But that's not Sanae though?

>> No.37893071
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37893071

Yukari is shocked at who you want as the mother of your children

>> No.37893135

>>37893071
Listen, Yukarin, Ran is amazing, I just can't help myself!

>> No.37893744

>>37893071
I know Chen is small, but I think it'll be safe if we get Eirin to do a C-section on her.

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>>37893071
I don't want children though. I would love to cuddle and snooze with her and give her plenty of footrubs.

>> No.37899961

>>37268845

>> No.37900064

>>37893071
Come on Yukari don't be a buzzkill, introduce me to your colleague Kasen.

>> No.37900581

Yukarin I love you!

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