/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you post or browse through Touhou fanart you are a secondary.
If you watch Touhou fan videos you are a secondary.
If you read Touhou doujins you are a secondary.
If you play SWR you are a secondary.
If you use any Touhou memes you are a secondary.
If you post on any Touhou forums you are a secondary.
If you listen to any Touhou remixes you are a secondary.
If you own any Touhou products you are a secondary.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

If you post or browse through /jp/ you are a faggot.
If you watch anything from Japan you are a faggot.
If you read anything from Japan you are a faggot.
If you play anything from Japan you are a faggot.
If you use any memes from a Japanese website you are a faggot.
If you post on any Japanese related forums you are a faggot.
If you listen to any Japanese music you are a faggot.
If you own any Japanese products you are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

If you make shitty threads about Touhou, you are a secondary.

Go die OP. It'll be very nice I promise~

[Anonymous No.]

What if I'm a touhou myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725295
What if I play the games once a month but realize I suck and can't even 1CC Lunatic ;_;?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725306
Butthurt secondary, go back to Pooshlmer so you can spam your circle nine and masturbate to your shit doujins while I 1cc the PC-98 games.

[Anonymous No.]

This primary/secondary shit needs to be a bannable offense.

>If you play SWR you are a secondary.
You're a secondary if you play an official Touhou game? Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725314
>masturbate to your shit doujins
>Repeat the same thing, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, for upwards of ten years.

Gosh. I think I'd rather be a secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725317
The game technically isn't an official Touhou title because ZUN did not develop it all by himself.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Looks like I'm in the clear. Feels good to be a primary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725319
>1cc the games on Lunatic and get laid
>Repeat the same thing, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, for upwards of ten years. And never get laid.
Gosh I'd rather be a primary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725303
I didn't know tape was made from alcohol.
Guess you learn something new everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725323
I don't think you know what official means

[Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 No.]

Oh, fandom stratification, you never cease to amuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725335
I think I do know. Enjoy being an undereducated secondary.

[Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 No.]

[Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725340
Buy a dictionary you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725355
I don't need a dictionary, I have Wikipedia, which is an online dictionary. You'd know that if you weren't an undereducated secondary who will never get laid, HTH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725295
sageru
fuck this anonymous hes a goddamned fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725335
New FF games aren't made by the original creator, they're not official FF games!

[Anonymous No.]

Question for you, retarded OP.
What if you were a "PC-98" first.

Then moved into the doujin/music?
Although, from someone with a massive brain such as yours the response will most likely be "LUL U R SEKUNDRI"

[【 五角场 ～ 之 ～ 无名氏 】 No.]

Under OP's list, ZUN = secondary fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725364
they arent official in my heart because they suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725365
Why are you talking with him? If you ignore him he'll get bored faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725365
It all depends, if they stick with music or doujins and don't become a part of the fanbase (which is entirely comprised of secondaries), then they'll mostly be a primary fan. However the moment a Touhou meme slips out of their mouth, or they buy a figure, I will have the full force of the entire primary IRC channel rain down on his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>If you read Touhou doujins you are a secondary.
Zun
>If you play SWR you are a secondary.
Zun
>If you use any Touhou memes you are a secondary.
Zun
>If you listen to any Touhou remixes you are a secondary.
Zun
>If you own any Touhou products you are a secondary.
Ahaha-oh-wow.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725370
Chinese people. Tsk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725365
>>3725370
By the way, both of you should head back to Pooshlmer, I hear they have a Cirno roleplay thread going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725378
i go to pooshlmer for rozen maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725360
1. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia not a dictionary
2. Did you even chek it before you stated spouting garbage
3. I got laid yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725385
>chek
I rest my case.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

If you have MAME installed, then you are a primary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725391
True that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725391
Damn. I use a stand-alone exe version.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont care. I wouldnt even like to call myself a touhou fan 'cause I mainly listen to touhou remixes/arranges/covers/whatever you want to call them..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725391
But I only play ero-Mahjong games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725390

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725323
That's like saying The Minish Cap isn't an official Zelda game because its development was outsourced to Capcom.

And ZUN didn't develop the first five Touhou games by himself. Does that make THEM secondary too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725372
>the full force of the entire primary IRC channel rain down on his ass.
Oh no. Not that. How could you be so cruel.

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

hon hon this thread is fucking hilarious

if you love touhou you are an awesome fan

that's all, there is no dumb fan classification but only fan classification made by dumb people

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725391
I'm not sure I understand this logic.

You mean you're a primary fan if you play other shooters besides Touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725295
This thread is crap.
trollfag shit goddamned shouldve been saged a long time ago.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>3725402
Secondary.
>>3725404
I know, at first I found it to be a bit cruel, but then I realized it's the only way to let other primaries know that we don't tolerate that shit.
>>3725403
Uh, if you bothered to check Wiktionary, then you'd know ZUN developed every Touhou game other than the Smash Bros knockoffs on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725412
... Is that a new bot or something? Or just an idiot-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725416
Could be both. But I've not no clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725408
Wrong, then again I shouldn't expect much from a secondary.
>>3725410
Playing shooters other than Touhou is fine, even though no other shooter will be as deep and complex as Touhou.

[Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 No.]

>>3725416
It remains to be seen, but it sure is strange...
(See >>3725418 for similar weird shit)

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3725416

>idiot-anon

I am the Rage of my Sage.
Shitposts are my body, and gaiafaggotry my blood.
I have filtered over a thousand tripcodes.
Unknown to Moot.
Nor known to Snack.
Have reported over nine thousand imagedump threads
waiting for the janitor's arrival
SO AS I PRAY /JP/
UNLIMITED IDIOT-ANON WORKS

[Anonymous No.]

>I have filtered over a thousand tripcodes.
On /jp/ that seems possible...

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Is being a Secondary really that shameful, i mean as long as you aren't a meme spewing faggot it shouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725430
There is no difference between a secondary and a meme spewing faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725414
It doesn't matter. "Not made by ZUN" doesn't mean "not official." That's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725421
Hahahah, way to out yourself as a secondary. You haven't played any non-Touhou shooters

[Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 No.]

>>3725430
In OP's opinion, it's the among gravest sins. But at the same time, if one doesn't agree with his justifications, then what reasons are there to respect his opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

Posting on 4chan == secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725435
I have, and none of them were anywhere near as amazing as Touhou. Touhou doesn't merely feature fantastic gameplay, beautiful graphics, and an unbelievably good storyline. It proves that games truly can be art.
>>3725434
That is how it works, are you fucking physically disabled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725434
In touhou, that how it works.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>3725440

>Fantastic gameplay, beautiful graphics, decent plot

Wow, we must have been playing completely different games.

[Anonymous No.]

>fantastic gameplay
Agreed
>beautiful graphics
Character art? Not so much. But the spirtes/danmaku. wonderful
>an unbelievably good storyline.
Red smoke. Beat up vampire. Drink Tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725445
>mist

[Anonymous No.]

the funny thing is, nobody give a fuck about secondary or old-fag here until a guy post "lol secondary fag are sooo secondary oldfag are the best" the "old fag" will always refuse the "secondary fag" opinion without argument and the "secondary fag" will always try to argument against the "old fag"
and the thread become shit and spread shit all over /jp/ because of these proclaimed "old fag",
so "old fag" aren't superior to "secondary fag" they just post shit like "secondary fag"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I liked STG's before I ever heard of Touhou, including a few that could be considered "bullet hell," but the main thing that got me into Touhou was the cute anime girls. What does that make me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725451
Brilliant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725444
>>3725445
Touhou goes beyond the categorization of a mere game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725459
A FAGGOT FOR CARING

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725451
/thread, all this shit happen because of old fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725445
Compared to most shooters, Touhou actually has really creative stories.

"Red mist, beat up vampire, drink tea" is better than a million variations of "alien armada trying to conquer Earth, kill them with your awesome ship."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725471

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3725471\

I always hear this old, hackneys apologist excuse for Zun's drunken keyboard mashing adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725487
Anything past PCB makes me think of doujin plots when I read it. I'm not sure if that's a good sign or not.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3725487

>hackneyed

excuse me

[Anonymous No.]

This is a delicious troll thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725496
GO TO BED FGT

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725487
Calling it old and hackneyed doesn't make it any less true.

>>3725485
I remember seeing the version of this that had other shmups on top and Touhou on the bottom, and it was funny because you could tell the writer was trying his darnedest to make non-Touhou shmup plots sound diverse, but almost all of them involved aliens threatening the Earth.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3725503

>Calling it old and hackneyed doesn't make it any less true.

Don't worry, it wasn't true to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725471
It's quite clear ZUN takes his plots from Doc Aquatic.

Touhou 6: Bored vampire blots out the sun.
Touhou 7: Demon tree eats spring, land locked in eternal winter.
Touhou 8: Aliens steal the moon.
Touhou 9: Agnostic cleric raids the heavens in search of truth.
Touhou 10: Illegal immigrant deity starts insurgency movement.
Touhou 11: Agnostic cleric raids hell out of boredom.
Touhou 12: Ragtag group attempts to revive Jesus using Isukiri's soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725503
And almost all of Touhou's plots involve 1000 year old little girls (NOT LOLI OK) threatening Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725503

[Anonymous No.]

Trolling on easy modo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725506
What is this I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725507
Remilia is only 500 years old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725485
>>3725509
lolplot
Who plays any shmup for plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725513
STILL NOT LOLI OK I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725506
www

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725515
Yes, you apparently aren't. You don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725514
I slaved at IN for weeks just to meet my waifu, is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725523
Yes.

[Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 No.]

>>3725514
>Who plays any shmup for plot?
Based on context I am led to assume you are substituting the word "shmup" in for "game" or "shooter". I find this remarkably amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725527
Unless his waifu is Mokou, in which case weeks worth of training is perfectly understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725538
What. Anyone can 1cc IN in three days maximum and get to Mokou on Extra.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody gives a fuck.

I know of one "hardcore" "real touhou fan" community, but I'm not sure how they live with themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725542
I didn't play like it was my job you know. And I used Marisa/Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725509
What games is he talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN = secondary

[Anonymous No.]

Problem OP?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>3725509

Left: Strikers 1945
Top Middle: Darius
Middle: Progear
Bottom Middle: Einhander
Top right: Ikaruga
Bottom Right: R-Type

[Anonymous No.]

sageru sageru sageru sageru this pieces of gdamn shit
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[Anonymous No.]

What do the readers of this thread think about Utsuho?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3725614

Evil, winged, radioactive Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725531
Yes. I was totally the first one to do that in this thread, too.
Not only that, but the term "shmup" is rarely used, and should be pointed out frequently for its rarity.

[Anonymous No.]

sageru this crap thread