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If you are a beginner follow this guide by QM (and the rest of the website):
https://animecards.site/learningjapanese/

tl;dr
・start consuming native japanese content https://rentry.co/japanese_resources
・do core 2.3k https://anacreondjt.gitlab.io/docs/coredeck/
・skim through tae kim https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/grammar/taekim.html

Previous thread: >>37210004

>> No.37224785
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>>37224767

If you're a beginner, please read the guide first.

Updated guide: https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/
Old guide for those afraid of change: https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
Very old guide for those afraid of change: https://djtguide.neocities.org/
Word of the Day: https://t.me/s/jt_library
Japanese Mega Learning Pack: https://nyaa.si/view/1372367

Daily reminder: targeted sentence cards are the most effective way to combine Anki with immersion.

>> No.37224807

i love japanese

>> No.37224870
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>> No.37224871

>>37224807
girugamesh!

>> No.37224899
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37224899

how long have you been 'learning' japanese and how much of this do u 'understand'?

>> No.37224932

>>37224899
4 years, none of it

>> No.37224976
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37224976

look whos there

>> No.37224996

>>37224976
is this show any good?

>> No.37225007

>>37224899
4 years, all of it because i've read a million linnies and vinnies

>> No.37225014
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37225014

>>37224996
yes. very good and comfy.

>> No.37225029

>>37224767
>start consuming native japanese content https://rentry.co/japanese_resources
hoLy fUCk this has a lot of cool shit

>> No.37225070
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37225070

finna immerse in some battle harem

>> No.37225120

>>37225070
why dont you immerse ur head in the toilet bowl post shit, would be the same thing

>> No.37225129
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37225129

>let's watch the cool anime about assassins!
>it's all shota bait
why japan.... why

>> No.37225144

>>37225129
it's in like 2 scenes shut da fuck up

>> No.37225151

>>37225144
>haha bro getting naked and felt up by my dad is all just part of special training!
no wonder japanese people hate otaku

>> No.37225154

looks like a live action berserk is coming to HBO lmfao

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>>37225070
marked the chuggable ones

>> No.37225159

>>37225155
thanks, megumin

>> No.37225167

>>37224785
Beginners beware this is an automated spam bot

>> No.37225181

>>37225155
nah infinite stratos is solid

>> No.37225190

>>37225151
dont care if robots hate me

>> No.37225193

>>37224785
thank you for the true guide.

>> No.37225194

>>37225181
yeah a solid mass of fecal matter

>> No.37225201

>>37225190
i'll be laughing my head off when ur 燃えている in 地獄

>> No.37225225

>>37225181
mc is unbearable

>> No.37225229

>>37225201
only god can judge me bro. hope this helps if you laugh at someone burning you will be next to them :)

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>> No.37225245

>>37225238
scary stuff... hope she's ok

>> No.37225251

>>37225029
It's from tmw, it links to pretty much every good piracy resource including all the good parts of itazuraneko

>> No.37225257

>>37225238
i just liked that post bro message me

>> No.37225292
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>>37224899
Seven years of on and off """learning""" and I can't understand any of it

>> No.37225314

>>37224899
n4

>> No.37225324

>>37225245
She?

>> No.37225336

>>37225292
>Seven years of on and off """learning""" and I can't understand any of it
story time, anon

>> No.37225369

>>37224899
is this supposed to be even remotely difficult?

>> No.37225376

>>37225369
post your translation

>> No.37225381
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37225381

is tracking how many hours you immerse does that improve your efficiency to learn.

>> No.37225384

>>37225336
I just stumbled around at the starting line because I kept burning out doing everything except actually learning the language and having fun

>> No.37225387

>>37225381
reading more is the only thing that matters

>> No.37225394

>>37225292
just quit at this point

>> No.37225396

>>37225376
there's was a bunch of shit that idk what it even is but i cudnt find the battery i was lookin 4 wtf

>> No.37225406

>>37225257
>https://vocaroo.com/1fs4LBfAtMhx
This you?

>> No.37225407

>>37225384
what are you doing now?

>> No.37225422

>>37225336
Not anon but same, that """learning""" was:
5 years of animes with NL subs
2 months to learn the kana
Using kanji study to "learn" the first 100 kanji, test time to time, on and off
Time to time a japanese teacher's videos on youtube, on and off
Rarely watching japanese videos
And that's it

6th year, full immersion, without too much efforts on Japanese but way too much on stupid tools and setup etc, I got to a level where I can read 5/10 rated books on JPDB rather confortably, I need another year with a lot of efforts and less wasted time for my level to skyrocket, like being able to output very well

>> No.37225434

only wasted 6 months of time everything else was done right so i guess im lucky compared to the tards itt spending 7 years fucking about

>> No.37225436

>>37225422
>5 years of animes with NL subs
i don't think anyone here would count that...

>> No.37225452

>>37225436
Yeah my bad, actually I'm not counting that as learning, mentioned it because I actually picked up a lot of words as opposed to a learner that had no prior contact with the language

>> No.37225505

>>37225434
same same

>> No.37225512

jabum did 10000 hours eng subbed anime and you can really tell from how amazing he sounds when reading

>> No.37225520

>>37225129
because the female form is attractive but holes are insufferable

>> No.37225535

>>37225381
when i started tracking hours, i realized i wasn't immersing as much as i had thought per day. tracking helps me keep to a consistent schedule now

>> No.37225559

who the fuck said there were consistent recognizable patterns for distinguishing transitive and intransitive verbs?

付ける -> transitive
付く-----> intransitive
欠ける -> intransitive
欠く-----> transitive

>> No.37225575

>be reading some english
>all is fine
>suddenly realize i haven't been classifying verbs i come across as transitive/intransitive
>have to start all over

it's rough bros

>> No.37225591

>>37224767
this thread is advertising or begging

>> No.37225611

>>37225336
not him either, but for me:
>4 years of classes in uni
>thought I was the shit because I could understand all the classroom work
>couldn't read any native material
>figured I just needed to grind more anki
>burnt myself to a crisp because I didn't understand how anki worked and its role in language acquisition
>on and off for a few years
>discovered immersion learning right before covid
and now I can follow along with the linnies I like. too bad I wasted years of my life following a shit method

>> No.37225614

>>37225591
go back to your own thread, tatsuhomo

>> No.37225615

>>37225238
what app is this?

>> No.37225639

>>37225292
been there

i wasted like 5 years because i didn't believe inputting would work and kept trying to learn from grammar guides and anki decks

pick an easy vn and just read the whole fucking thing giving zero fucks about how little you understand and that should get the ball rolling (worked for me)

>> No.37225644

>>37225614
>>37225602
nice try but i already called out his shill thread

>> No.37225647

>>37225639
>just read the whole fucking thing giving zero fucks about how little you understand
how are you supposed to learn if you don't look up stuff to understand it

>> No.37225658

>>37225611
Right? When I felt I was on the right path it devasted me that I wasted 5 years...
But at the same I've never wanted to learn to this day, only wanted knowledge as if you could add it to your brain database instantly
F

>> No.37225660

>>37225644
just use the report button

>> No.37225661

>>37225647
obv look up the words you don't know and try to understand

i mean don't sweat it when you don't understand something, just dwi and move on

>> No.37225670

>>37225661
>just dwi
???

>> No.37225675

>>37225559
nobody cause we dont talk about that dumb shit here

>> No.37225681

>>37225660
using the feedback page is more effective actually

>> No.37225688

>>37225670
[Insert lmgtfy dwi urban dict]

>> No.37225695

>>37225681
neither are effective at all its like trying to clean a public toilet with your tongue

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>>37225670
dwi = deal with it

>> No.37225701

one of the biggest mistakes beginners make (aside from not consooming at all) is thinking they have to understand every single line they come across before they can move on which is literally impossible so they waste hours dissecting shit that's far beyond their level and get very little actual exposure to japanese in their immersion time
and at the end they lose motivation because "it's too tedious"

>> No.37225710

>>37225701
this except i dissected like a retard and didnt give up

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>>37225701
which is why this is the only correct way to consoom

>> No.37225754

>>37225713
i don't like this at all
for one watching shit twice in a row would be unbearable for me but i guess your mileage may vary on that
i also don't believe it to be that effective like it seems much more useful to just quickly toggle the eng subs for a sec to get the rough meaning of the sentence if you're completely lost there's no reason to go through the whole thing twice

>> No.37225760

>>37225675
no but enough people told me to watch cure dolly and that's what she claims

>> No.37225763

>>37225713
isn't this what nuke has been advocating for lately lol

>> No.37225768

>>37225763
i thought his plan was to watch a whole series then rewatch it

>> No.37225814

where do you guys find LNs besides itazuraneko?

>> No.37225823

>>37225814
dlraw has some (not that i read them)

>> No.37225851

>>37225814
there are a couple of alternatives listed here https://rentry.co/japanese_resources#light-novels-and-literary-texts

>> No.37225864

>>37224899
7 months and I know, like, 3 words

>> No.37225865

>>37225814
scans on nyaa, manga-zip or dlraw
for epubs nyaa also has some, and a shitton of stuff in this torrent https://nyaa.si/view/1350523
and then there's zlibrary

>> No.37225892

>>37225814
there's some at nyaa

>> No.37225920

いつも下からくる声が上からくると、少しばかり新鮮だ

>> No.37226075
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37226075

why are you learning japanese?

>> No.37226099
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37226099

the winners of 'djt draws'

>> No.37226112

>>37226099
That looks like some discord related stuff. /djt/ is a 4chan thread.

>> No.37226116

>>37226075
because i like doujins

>> No.37226131
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37226131

>>37226075
I wanna read Saekano

>> No.37226151

How am I to comfortably read stuff on mobile?
While I do have a pc to read stuff, buy I honestly like reading more on my phone whether it be manga or ln/wn shit. There must be a better way to read than read the letters, switch window to a translator and input them to get something I can understand. And God if I get any kanji without any furigana it's even worse and it just turns into a pain so I just give up and go to bed.

>> No.37226156

>>37226075
Acquiring is almost frictionless and I don't want to do anything else, basically, little efforts on JP or KMS

>> No.37226185

>>37226151
for epubs, kiwi browser + yomichan + https://ttu-ebook.web.app does the trick, but using fucking chrome as ereader is overkill, it's gonna kill your battery. I tried typhon but it was shit.

>> No.37226194

>>37226131
the boring bitch wins

>> No.37226237

>>37226075
Cute and funny content

>> No.37226264

>>37226185
>Typhon was shit
Y, works fine once you configure it

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>>37226075
because of translations like pic related

>> No.37226268

anacreon tell the djt discord to make yu yu hakusho vol 1 their first manga in the manga club

>> No.37226280

>>37226267
i lold

>> No.37226285

>>37226268
kuwabara best girl

>> No.37226296

>>37226267
lmfao

>> No.37226303

no such thing as a "djt discord" because djt is a thread

>> No.37226336
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37226336

>>37226194

>> No.37226345

>>37226267
jesus christ

>> No.37226374

s1mple in god mode

>> No.37226390

oh some 3rd worlder ukrainian is really good at a game. don't care

>> No.37226420

>>37226268
That's honestly a good suggestion, I have high quality colored scans of it. Ultimately I think I have to leave it to a vote though.

>> No.37226454
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>>37226420
>I have high quality colored scans of it
where did you find those

>> No.37226568
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37226568

>匂いはきついけど、そこはがまん


also:
>4 djts at the same time
holy fuck you spergs are too much

>> No.37226590

If you should watch a show in it's initial flow without pausing slowing and stuff, why has no one made a simple mpv script that bookmarks current time - 5s when you press a keybind, save it temporarily or somewhere like the watch_later file, then at the end you can cycle through the bookmarks with another keybind and mine???

>> No.37226593

>>37226568
lol im glad im a jap knower

>> No.37226612

>>37226454
ab

>> No.37226623

>>37226590
dont listen to the white noisers you can pause and rewind just try to only do it a couple of times an episode

>> No.37226643

おgのオナラはきついけど、そこはがまん!

>> No.37226655

>>37226612
faggot ass fucking website i refuse to sign up for private trackers

>> No.37226666

>>37225695
more like having several different cooks offering different variations on the same ingredients, all of them claiming one or more of the other cooks is putting literal shit in your food and it is actively bad for you while only theirs is good
and they are all workers in the same Jack in the Box chain
and all the burgers are actually edible and generally appetizing, especially if you're hungry
and they all find actually eating and enjoying food to be boring and ignore people who bring it up
and they say others shouldn't be allowed to talk about their burger while they readily talk about theirs, just in their own personal flavor

>> No.37226687

how come you dont ever like my anime updates nihongowajouzu

>> No.37226701

>>37226687
i dont like anyones updates and last i checked u dont like mine either

>> No.37226772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBOqXmjxXs

>> No.37226785

>>37226772
yeah i dug this

>> No.37226825

>>37226655
>i refuse to sign up for private trackers
funny way to spell "i can't sign up"

>> No.37226829

all the threads got nuked

>> No.37226842

anyone got an avistaz invite

>> No.37226867

>>37226825
i've had several opportunities to get onto ab through invites. i just hate the idea of using a private tracker

>> No.37226912

i missed the open sign up for avistaz last year and this year because i'm a retard
but i got into the porn sister site and i'll have enough jav points from seeding to get into avistaz next month

>> No.37226958

i used to have an ab account but we all know how that worked out lol

>> No.37226975

>>37226772
good op i actually listened to this one every now and then when i was watching the show

>> No.37226992
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decided to check up on the avistaz porn sister site to make sure that my bonus points are accumulating
the most popular torrent this week is a taiwanese squid game porn

>> No.37227007

>>37226992
what site is that????

>> No.37227039

jamal-sama

>> No.37227051

Japanese YouTube is the most boring shit ever. Can you recommend me your favorite immersion channels? I'm interested in vlog type content because of the diversity of the vocab while also being engaging. If there's a doc or list could someone link it? Thanks bros

>> No.37227073

devilman crybaby was pretty cringe but i really liked the fact they put big christian players like god and satan in the anime
are there other anime that do this?

>> No.37227091

>>37226958
expired due to inactivity?
most other reasons for it not working out are probably better for everyone involved

>> No.37227115

>>37227051
search for what you want to see people vlog about using the japanese terms
what topics interest you?

if you want reading practice, I can recommend this channel, mostly on abandoned and upcoming roads and railways:
https://www.youtube.com/c/jitensya37/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2OKO6lOZQo

>> No.37227138

>>37226992
holy fuck i like taiwanese girls now

>> No.37227195

spent half an hour going through archived threads trying to find the temp email i used for an invite for avistaz before giving up

>> No.37227204

>>37227091
>he doesn't know about the djt ab incident

>> No.37227230

queeran why are u back on djt again? hows ur job going? guess u didnt move back to japan yet lol

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its over guys. Looking up words is not immersion. you guys were lying the whole time

>> No.37227265

>>37227244
i don't give a fuck i do not give a fuck

i do not give a FUCK

>> No.37227290

>>37227265
You might not give a fuck but you're not immersing

>> No.37227296

There's so many of these Yukkuri channels that would be good if not for the terrible sounding text to speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbPU7hlfpkk

>> No.37227299
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37227299

*cries*

what a great character

>> No.37227301

i was about to share my favorite channels but then i remembered no one shares with me so never mind

>> No.37227305

>>37227301
i care please share :)

>> No.37227308

>>37226992
they look like shit.
JAV is just superior.

>> No.37227325

>>37226992
for me its the one all the way on the left and the one all the way on the right

>> No.37227350

so many kirinukis from the undoukai. looks like im watching youtube today fellas

>> No.37227369

is looking up every word a bad thing when reading something? I feel like im just translating everything with yomi, not actually learning or reading shit. will this really help me learn japanese?

>> No.37227382

>>37227369
Read easier stuff, only display bilangual dict after the first popup(monolingual dicts), or just skip

>> No.37227419

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztk54w8Bems
>2020
Wtf bros I've been gone for so long that Mutt and Yoga split?

>> No.37227437

>>37227419
this feels like it happened 5 years ago even though only a year has passed, the fuck

>> No.37227443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEG-6aOLb44
god i love this flat bitch, if she had any ass or tits she'd be a 9/10

>> No.37227589

>>37227443
tits too small

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>>37226151
On mobile I usually use Kaku, which is an OCR Japanese Dictionary. It recognizes kanji, since it is an OCR and translates them, but sometimes I do need to use another program to translate some sentences.

>> No.37227610

>Kaku
sounds like cock with a japanese accent

>> No.37227644

>>37227443
tits not small enough

>> No.37227702

>>37227644
my man

>> No.37227749

>>37227369
Read easier stuff. How long have you been doing anki? which deck?

>> No.37227799
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37227799

Yo /djt,Are there any raws for ご近所物語?
Pic very unrelated

>> No.37227817

https://youtu.be/bt8gQgwOZS0
god this song is some heat

>> No.37227824

need to breed with a cute girl rising

>> No.37227827

might have to start doing anki again bros..

>> No.37227843

>>37227204
you're right, i don't

>> No.37227850

>>37227419
dame this video was a masterpiece

>> No.37227852

>>37226075
i wonder if this line sounds just as retarded in japanese as it does in english

>> No.37227891

mined 鵺

>> No.37227898

nisio is a genius so no it doesnt

>> No.37227931

what are the chances ryo doesn't casting couch all the girls he works with

>> No.37227957

theres a reason all non japanese knowers stick to easy stuff like anime

>> No.37227976

wtf djt is dead on a saturday i hope you guys arent リア充s

>> No.37227980

sup

>> No.37227982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxZJjwI_wnc&ab_channel=FrostedCaribou
og uploaded a new vid

>> No.37227987

were all busy reading linnies

>> No.37227990

>>37227982
i hate white "women" so fucking much

>> No.37227992

downvoted

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>>37226075
I want to read a best-selling homosex novel (good)

>> No.37228004

>>37227799
Okay I found it on nyaa only volumes 1-3
https://nyaa.si/view/1439189
Seems legit

>> No.37228023

>>37228004
that page literally says it's from https://dlraw.net which is linked in the manga section of the OP resources

>> No.37228034

>>37228023
he's an uppercaser what do you expect

>> No.37228067

長い動画ですね
今、ダウンロードしています
どうもありがとうございました!

>> No.37228088

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRuEjGK7Eu8

>> No.37228112

>>37227419
>one hour of drama
fuck, is seriously that much money on this business to expose themselves like that?

>> No.37228146

feels like ill be stuck at this level forever

>> No.37228153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4D0lY6A3nU
post terrible ops

>> No.37228201

>>37228146
try reading something really hard

>> No.37228215

>>37228146
try reading a crazy long vn

>> No.37228218

>>37228215
https://vocaroo.com/18jT5Xtx469M

>> No.37228255
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Absolutely loved watching this
>>37228153
Ice pick to the eardrum tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z5GDLMYwgc

>> No.37228261

>>37228255
i know its terrible but i like it for some reason

>> No.37228273

>>37222145
what about the shoehorned whit*ids?

>> No.37228275

>nukes still going at it
>hes still shilling terrace house
>he still hasnt made it
some things never change :')

>> No.37228278

>>37228273
no such thing

>> No.37228281
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>>37228275
a living legend

>> No.37228283

nuke's a scumbag

>> No.37228285

>>37228278
elaborate

>> No.37228287
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>>37228275
Terrace House is kino

>> No.37228289

>>37228283
https://streamable.com/ws6ry4

>> No.37228293

>>37228281
>tfw he might die before making it
a legend indeed

>>37228287
im sure it is but youre a little too old for this stuff nuke

>> No.37228300

>>37228289
You know, he's talking about you. Anytime someone posts something that deviates a bit from QM's guide you start posting shit about it. Not even QM cares that much about his own guide.

>> No.37228305

こんにちは! I'm in the earlier stages of what I would consider intermediate (gotten through Genki 1&2, lvl 29 WK, haven't taken JLPT yet :), and recently switched my Switch to Japanese. I was wondering if this would be effective at all, or if I'm just wasting my time. And, along with that, I was wondering if there are any phrases I should know for games like Apex. ありがとう!

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>>37228300
nah this isn't about me, this is from when qm used to post in the thread. and ofc nuke has a hateboner for qm cuz he made it and qm chewed him out for being an idiot

>> No.37228319

why is anacreon such a fangirl?

>> No.37228323

i hate nukemarine, he wasted my time

>> No.37228363

かっぴらく

>> No.37228364

>>37228305
redditors are the worst

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just bought this.

>> No.37228451

>>37227982
do these hobbies make for genuine friendships.
do the friendships get stronger the more products you put in your room

>> No.37228457

>>37227982
disgusting white woman. gtfo

>> No.37228458

>>37228451
i made some good friends while playing competitive yugioh but i guess its not really the same thing lol

i miss yugioh, the scene here withered out and died

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>> No.37228477

>>37228458
ygo players in my experience are the most autistic i'm sure you're okay though i liked the game however

>> No.37228520

>>37228477
i was pretty autistic when i played it

>> No.37228540

焙烙

>> No.37228541

damn literally every a list seiyuu was in tokyo ghoul re its like bingo trying to guess all of them lol

im like 14 eps into it and i dont get what people are whining about, it's just as big of a mess as the manga was yet people act like it's 10 times worse

>> No.37228549

also thanks to whoever showed me this guy in the other thread https://youtu.be/M8WHAkrfLfY?t=18762

>> No.37228557

軟膏

>> No.37228560

>>37228451
i'm in a weird spot where shallow hobbies like pokemon don't interest me enough to talk to people about them but deeper hobbies take too much IQ or hard work to learn so i can't talk to people about them either. *boots up tomefure*

>> No.37228568

i only come here for nuke posts

>> No.37228584

チンする

>> No.37228594

so how did the matt v yoga thing end
did tubby manage to squeeze a few shekels from the jew or what

>> No.37228619

anacreon talked to yoga and tried to poison the well against matt but yoga gave a response which left open the possibility that for business reasons he would probably "forgive" matt so they could collaborate in the future so anacreon FAILED

>> No.37228628

idk who anacreon is

>> No.37228630

analfaggot has an unquenchable thirst for eceleb cock, doesnt matter the stature or popularity of said eceleb its enough if he has more than 2-3 acolytes

>> No.37228640

AAAHHH KAMISAMA FUCKKK AAAHHH MOU KANOJO AGERO YO

>> No.37228656 [DELETED] 

ahhh god fuck ahhh give me a girlfriend already?

>> No.37228666

dno where these 噂 are coming from. tatsumoto?

>> No.37228668 [DELETED] 

the idea of being physically and emotionally intimate with someone to the degree you are when in a relationship makes me feel very uncomfortable, prolly part of the reason why ive never bothered seeking it out

>> No.37228670 [DELETED] 

the first time i get laid is gonna be so awkward and she's gonna laugh at me when i try to stick it in

>> No.37228702 [DELETED] 

first time having sex was awesome

>> No.37228710 [DELETED] 

>>37228702
that seems unlikely

>> No.37228730 [DELETED] 

we were only doing bjs and just the tip for a long time until one day i just said fck it and stuck it all the way in and then we fucked like rabbits so ya it was pretty epic

>> No.37228738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6VezKMoRY
marley is played out but his music is kino cant really deny that

>> No.37228763 [DELETED] 

im willing to have sex when i find a worthy female

>> No.37228767 [DELETED] 

stfu

>> No.37228775 [DELETED] 

blow me

>> No.37228778

i am unwilling to have sex with anyone who doesnt know japanese

>> No.37228786 [DELETED] 

at least you cant go fuck yourself

>> No.37228787 [DELETED] 

>>37228763
>>37228767
>>37228775
i have to be retarded cause this shit is still funny to me

>> No.37228793 [DELETED] 

i actually posted that to see what sort of gynmastics youd do to twist it around on me
pretty weak desu senpai 5/10 put your back into it like when you take cock

>> No.37228801 [DELETED] 

better than your cope response

>> No.37228817 [DELETED] 

i'd have to fuck faster than a rabbit to make up for my lack of girth

>> No.37228819 [DELETED] 

women cant orgasm anyway

>> No.37228821 [DELETED] 

why are you self owning yourselves

>> No.37228823 [DELETED] 

>>37228819
true

>> No.37228827

我が大地は海原に手を向けたる巨人。その巨人の足丈に眠る緑の涙を起こしたき者は帝国へ続く扉を開け放たれん。扉を開けし者は二歩進み、海を眺めるが良い。

>> No.37228836 [DELETED] 

you can feel when a girl is coming tho yknow and i don't mean just metaphysically she feels different inside there the moment she's coming plus you can induce them to squirt

>> No.37228838 [DELETED] 

>>37228821
true

>> No.37228849 [DELETED] 

thats a cope

>> No.37228888 [DELETED] 

>feel when a girl is coming
cant feel something that doesnt exist

>> No.37228925

>>37227244
he's right but it's pure pedantry

>> No.37228927 [DELETED] 

also gonna let you guys know that girls getting fucked stupid like in h-manga is a real thing but it's only a response you get from virgins cuz they've never experienced such intense stimulation before

>> No.37228969

>>37227244
he’s wrong

>> No.37229035
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can't believe that i'll meet my very own mari next year after a year of taking the shinjipill

>> No.37229043

wish every anime was animated by ufotable

>> No.37229071

read 時計 as jikei

>> No.37229095

>>37228441
is it good?

>> No.37229096 [DELETED] 

>you can feel when a girl is coming tho yknow
that's called acting.

>> No.37229119

read 有罪 as rizai

>> No.37229120 [DELETED] 

i wonder of these people actually think women cant orgasm

>> No.37229121 [DELETED] 

some of these girls belong in hollywood if they can act that well in that case i tell you what

>> No.37229127 [DELETED] 

there's no proof they can

>> No.37229132 [DELETED] 

have sex

>> No.37229140 [DELETED] 

judge not the virgin for he is ignorant to that he doesn't know my brother

>> No.37229142 [DELETED] 

>djt sex talk
my q to go to sleep

>> No.37229152

>>37226267
SOVL

>> No.37229178 [DELETED] 

what reason would women have to orgasm? they just need to lay there and get seed shot into them to give birth. all they want is for you to stick around and raise the baby with them.

>> No.37229182 [DELETED] 

if there was any non whore girls i would have had sex with them already

>> No.37229191 [DELETED] 

when men orgasm they know whats going on. when women claim to orgasm theyre just using our word to describe some nonspecific feelings

>> No.37229202 [DELETED] 

they even start pissing themselves and pretend that it's cum lmao why would women need to cum in anything after having sex

>> No.37229204 [DELETED] 

moe nails it again. "oh that felt pretty good right there i think i just came." that's what women are literally trained by society to think.

>> No.37229225 [DELETED] 

damn i don't use this word lightly but i had no idea i shared the thread with incels...

>> No.37229251 [DELETED] 

they're trying to hide the truth

>> No.37229258 [DELETED] 

>>37228763
uwasa no cope

>> No.37229264 [DELETED] 

i'm just trying to show them the light

>> No.37229290 [DELETED] 

care less

>> No.37229308 [DELETED] 

finna have a male orgasm (redundant) while watching anime

>> No.37229479

>>37228568
nuke preaches bojack horseman japanese dub immersion. sure you want to wade in pool full of that type of piss?

>> No.37229490

these horse girls are fast as fuck

>> No.37229511

can moe speak japanese after having watched 700 anime?

>> No.37229525
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read that as fuck fast as fuck

>> No.37229532

ya

>> No.37229543

wish howard streamed again

>> No.37229547

id fuck the horse girls

>> No.37229577

howard has ahead of his time

>> No.37229602

>>37229543
he does stream

>> No.37229627

>>37227244
"IMMERSION" LEARNERS ACTUALLY REVEALED TO BE OLD FASHIONED GRAMMAR AND VOCABULARY LEARNERS.
>B-but muh Krashen said...
Krashen said people learn languages through comprehensible content, but that in itself is not the definition of immersion, is it?
>B-but muh Youtubers said...
Youtubers often misuse slightly uncommon vocabulary for the sake of taking advantage of search algorithms and placing their videos at the top of searches. The regular usage for the word "immersion" implies dipping into something straight in, and sinking deeply into it, not going in very slowly with the aid of a bunch of tools that will make you feel as if you haven't put even a single toe inside the water.

>> No.37229635

>>37229627
true true, 99% of this post will go over people's heads

>> No.37229639

>>37229627
>Language immersion, or simply immersion, is a technique used in bilingual language education in which two languages are used for instruction in a variety of topics, including math, science, or social studies. The languages used for instruction are referred to as the L1 and the L2 for each student, with L1 being the student's native language and L2 being the second language to be acquired through immersion programs and techniques. There are different types of language immersion that depend on the age of the students, the classtime spent in L2, the subjects that are taught, and the level of participation by the speakers of L1.

>> No.37229653

>>37229602
where

>> No.37229669

bros anyone got obscure romance drama animay recs?

>> No.37229681

toradora

>> No.37229694

>toradora
>obscure

>> No.37229699

kodomo no jikan

>> No.37229701

ttgl (simon loves nia)

>> No.37229711

koi kaze

>> No.37229731

>>37229525
えっろ

>> No.37229742

>>37229627
words definitions change over time. try to keep up old man

>> No.37229749

watching a show about a board game and you know fuck all about said game is an exercise in futility

>> No.37229753

>>37229653
in the voice channels in djt chat

>> No.37229757

>>37224767
japan is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpU2TapHO3s

>> No.37229760

>>37229547
we talking about like a centaur? or do you mean anime “horse girls”

>> No.37229765

>>37229760
anime

>> No.37229775

just finished my otacard reps

>> No.37229818

i notice a lack of 4bc
he probably got burned out and gave up

>> No.37229843

is it just me or does this piano riff sound like it was ripped right out of undertale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt18ERov4t0

>> No.37229856

>>37229753
yea not gonna sit around on discord all day in hopes for a comfy otastream

>> No.37229863

>>37229818
he's busy studying to make 6 figures

>> No.37229904

what's with this trip "corporatism"?

>> No.37229936

>>37229757
da fuck

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>>37225814
ask the guide
https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/resources.html#books

>> No.37229998

tired of nnn i just wanna nut

>> No.37230005

havent come here in years does matt still make vids and do you guys still laugh at こうご

>> No.37230008

https://streamable.com/y67wrx

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>>37229998
?

>> No.37230024

>>37230011
is this a real thing? looks disgusting.

>> No.37230033

>>37230008
imagine a japanese native trying to wrap their heads around sneed

>> No.37230037

imagine anyone trying to figure out why sneed is funny outside of the context of the simpsons

>> No.37230047

cuz it's not lol

>> No.37230069

i dont blame them tbdesu its something only natives get

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dame are these last opened dates accurate im crumbling to dust

>> No.37230347

did you make it yet?

>> No.37230367

How do I tell the difference between 方 and 方?

>> No.37230371

>>37230347
乃公出でずんば

>> No.37230379

lol /qa/ got nuked

>> No.37230385

>>37225155
>>37225070
Rakudai S2 never I hate Japan for this

>> No.37230425

>>37230379
What happened?

>> No.37230455

>>37230425
no clue, saw people raiding /a/ with soijacks and bitching that their board is fucked
and year it looks pretty fucked

>> No.37230479

>>37230425
They spammed the hanging tranny wojak in a raid on /lgbt/ about 40-50 posts

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Isn't this "to be" or "to exist"?

>> No.37230510

>>37230492
or "to not be" or "to not exist"?

>> No.37230517

>>37230510
Should I change it?

>> No.37230530

>>37230517
i fucked my own joke up. ignore me

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>>37230492
read Tae Kim https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/grammar/taekim.html

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>>37230492

yeah i encountered that several times

it means both given the context

>> No.37230540

>>37230533
that's probably iru

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has the same kanji as iru

>> No.37230547

>>37230531
>>37230533
>>37230542
I'm so confused, I'll just suspend it and come back to it later

>> No.37230557

>>37230547
yeah that's fine, it's grammar

>> No.37230560

>>37230547

oru is the humble form of iru according to this

>>37230533


kenjougo

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>> No.37230581

>>37224899
7 months, 0%

>> No.37230606

What's the best way to avoid getting similar kanji mixed up? Is it worth going back and learning all of the radicals (or primitives/components), or is there a better way?

>> No.37230617

>>37230606
Write them out. By writing out characters you'll retain more information about their exact shape.

>> No.37230620
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>>37224899

5 or 6 years and only like half of it

わからない
出てくるもの
ひ当て
まるで
見当たらなかった

this is all i understand

>> No.37230630

>>37230606
Read more.

>> No.37230656

>>37229511

you would have to watch them more than once

>> No.37230674

>>37230606
Idk, I still get 頭(head) and 顔(face) confused

>> No.37230680

>>37230674
head is shaped like a bean

>> No.37230714

>>37230674
Face looks like it is blushing

>> No.37230726

>>37230674
i don't i just figure out which one it is from context

>> No.37230727

bros, why didn't I start studying when I was 14 like matt. instead I spent all my time playing video games and reading the western canon

>> No.37230736

>>37230727
don't think about "i wish i started at 14" think about "if i don't keep going now i'll regret it when i'm 44"

>> No.37230758

I've been watching Japanese smash tourneys and they say sou desu ne every 5 seconds and my brain has automatically started to translate it to "right huh" or "isnt it"

>> No.37230774

Someone please make a mnemonic core deck for all of the jouyou kanji

>> No.37230781

I'm going to need at least one (You) for my effort.

>> No.37230831

sorry bro you wont learn from your mistakes if i (ユー) you for that

>> No.37230837

I have a 24 frame limit so it was hard to make the 14 frames fit.

>> No.37230847

おはようおにいちゃん

せがたかいですね

>> No.37230872

>>37230847
なんていい子

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>>37228560
>*boots up tomefure*
we'd probably get along

>> No.37230994

>>37230367
like 考え方 vs 考えた方?

the former is kata and the latter is hou

>> No.37230995

>>37229669
cross game

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>>37230606
>avoid getting similar kanji mixed up
when do you actually mix up stuff in context
this should only really happen when you're cramming kanji or vocab in isolation which is retarded in the first place

>> No.37231044

>>37230994
>the latter is hou
not necessarily
>これを考えた方は素晴らしい
the correct answer is feel it out

>> No.37231053

lots of dunning krugers in this thread now

>> No.37231055

i don't feel my output skills improving
maybe i'm too old?

>> No.37231056

if u know japanese
u know

>> No.37231067

>>37231055
are you practicing output
if no then do so
if yes you might have brain damage

>> No.37231076

>>37229669
shuffle

>> No.37231077

>>37231055
you need chunks

>> No.37231097

Bought a complete set of a raw manga I wanted to read. Ended up mining a fuckton of new words from just the first couple of pages.

>> No.37231109

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z70j7VpVz0
pekor is playing lost judgement

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What's the best japanese thing you have fapped to?

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damn chinese artists writing japanese with hanzi is super cringe.

>> No.37231193

>>37231169
Nothing beats graphis gravure photoshoots.

>> No.37231243

ゆめをみた

そらをとぶゆめ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZlybPF9w5I

>> No.37231263

ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです

>> No.37231314

time to watch wan piss

>> No.37231327

>>37231314
Have they killed the 4super warlords yet.

>> No.37231340

god jahi sama is hot

>> No.37231375

>>37231327
>implying implications

>> No.37231397

>>37225713
watch the same episode everyday or just a random episode everyday?
isn't it better to just watch with Japanese subs

>> No.37231500

feel like at some point your only option to improve your Japanese is to actually go there and bury your head in some high school swamp pussy and shitty bussies

>> No.37231547

>>37229998
ganbare


1 week down, only 3 more weeks after today

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>> No.37231579

>>37229998
broke my nonstop nut streak yesterday, just wanted to sleep and not jerk off

>> No.37231590

>>37230492
yeah this is you should read your first native material to completion before you ever touch an anki deck

vocab decks do more harm than good to beginners for reasons like this and can easily lead you on a one way trip to cripplesville

>> No.37231591

characters on 3-gatsu look like they dead with those eyes

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>> No.37231632

I cannot read or understand what young nip girls are saying, it's like every message is encrypted and shortened and sped up 5x

>> No.37231653

>>37231632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3tZGV_PMN0

>> No.37231670

>>37231575
me and og on the right

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>> No.37231747

life is too short

>> No.37231766

life is incredibly long and boring

>> No.37231775

>>37231653
I can feel the meaning of what they are saying but I cannot understand it, it's like the feeling after you tugged your peepee into ur pants after pissing and you feel a drip on your leg, but when try to feel if you are wet, it's already gone

>> No.37231804

wish i knew about life on other planets and what lies beyond our universe

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What kind of scents and smells would I pick up if I lifted the skirt and shoved my nose right into the crotch of one of those akihabara cafe maids that stand lined up all the way down the street with their little signs

>> No.37231911

>>37231896
musk and heat

>> No.37231922
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>>37230071

>> No.37231942

huh

>> No.37231954

>>37231896
Feel like these days you would get your face full of cock and balls instead

>> No.37232046
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37232046

every time you argue with moe, remember that you're talking to a guy whose favorite anime look like this

>> No.37232065

>>37232046
thats an epic show tho
i have to rewatch it

>> No.37232111

>>37232046
wow moe is a better guy than i thought

>> No.37232112

>>37231896
scent of whatever body lotion they use after their daily baths mixed with some mucusy smell

>> No.37232210

>>37232065
>>37232111
watashi mo gay desu

>> No.37232220

>>37232046
never watched it but it looks cute and funny

>> No.37232255
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>>37232220
oh wait, nvm
i actually watched it and dropped it and forgot about it

the title covered the one character i could recognize

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this shit is too melodramatic

>> No.37232325

would love to roll moe down a hill and see him absorb things on the way down like a katamari

>> No.37232339

私の好きな人には好きな人がいて

>> No.37232725

>>37225381
quality > quantity

dont fall for the passive immersion white noise meme matt trapped so many people in.

>> No.37232841

>>37231173
Have you never seen pre-WWII texts?

>> No.37232854

>>37230574
Congratulations. Now you can have your own monthly thread on /i/ and post on epic OC threads on /b/ and /b/ with flags.

>> No.37232864

>>37230379
Good riddance.

>> No.37232972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_VMFZuZJP8
watame, fubuki, polka, and flare are playing mario party

>> No.37233204

>>37186327
BFHD-04

>> No.37233206

dropped a dislike

>> No.37233268

imagine having a greatest hits mario party that uses maps from previous games but then only including 5 maps total

>> No.37233284

game dev hard
please understando

>> No.37233451
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>>37232046
my favorite anime looks like this

>> No.37233486

accidently dislocated my arm but i managed to put it back in place

>> No.37233495
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n this

>> No.37233506

looks like a failed art student drew it

>> No.37233516

>>37233451
Whether it be moe, gay or pseudo psychological/philosophical, it's all trash

>> No.37233526

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHU-lyCGIY
its up

>> No.37233531

whatever happened in school when he entered the real world of anime he made some of the best art

>> No.37233546

>>37233506
no u

>> No.37233565
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hge probably did fine in art school thoguh

>> No.37233574
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37233574

why are japanese carrots huge and cornetto cone shaped?
never saw a carrot like that irl here

pic related is what they mostly look like

>> No.37233607

careful around failed art students

>> No.37233623
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and the japanese carrot is like twice as thick at the base

>> No.37233656

i say we put uppercasers in camps

>> No.37233660

>>37233574
>>37233623
they're compensating

>> No.37233675

feel bad for uppercasers

>> No.37233679

>if you kill them... youll be the same as them
where did this japanese mindset come from?

>> No.37233707

the mindset of wanting to make money and cultural influence in the west after murica butt fucked them in ww2

>> No.37233712

>>37233565
this is just a technically good piece of art, not what art school wants you to produce at all
you need to have a progressive message in your art pieces or something that makes people think
not quality

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Is the beginner guide still relevant or outdated?

>> No.37233798

don't

>> No.37233802

>>37233712
this is a background from an anime

>> No.37233890
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tired of female characters that are always angry as fuck
i hate this trope

>> No.37233910

>trope
have you met/interacted with any females?

>> No.37233916
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the worst offender
what the FUCK is her problem?

>> No.37233943

>>37233916
raised by her grandfather who behaves just like her

>> No.37233961

is college in japan really that easy compared to the states?

>> No.37233989

>>37233961
Maybe, I don't think european style universities filter people for their intelligence

>> No.37233991

>>37233961
ye you basically just need to attend

>> No.37234000

>>37233574
it's just the carrots' genetics, I see a lot of those in brazil as well

>> No.37234066
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>>37233890
>>37233916
>anon discovers the tundere trope

>> No.37234090

>>37234066
i don't understand your reasoning. i'm saying that i'm tired of it meaning that i've seen too much already

>> No.37234118

>>37234066
the first season was pretty lame

>> No.37234124 [DELETED] 

Nigger.

>> No.37234132

>>37233989
european uni is very different
first of all you dont need to pay to attend uni, only exception is when you take too long to graduate
they filter people with entrance exams for high demand branches

didnt have an entrance exam for CS but i had to pass some specific classes in the first semester as a kind of entrance exam
many people dropped out, especially women, almost none remained second year in

the masters courses then were how i expect japanese college to be, 10-20 people per class and just attend to pass with maybe you holding a presentation or some small project at the end

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yoshi successful another day of anki done

>> No.37234228

>>37232854
Nice.

>> No.37234266
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>>37234227
thanks for reminding me to do my reps

>> No.37234279

>>37234266
nice i also had 12 cards due

>> No.37234327

>>37234227
>>37234266
based

>> No.37234338

>>37234227
>>37234266
>>37234279
short anki session gang yey

>> No.37234345

>>37234279
puh, almost failed 三十路
need more words with そ reading for 十

>> No.37234415

just read 名前 as めいぜん fml

>> No.37234437

brainfucks happen, dont worry
ive seen japanese misread stuff like 好み

>> No.37234439

read it as namae

>> No.37234444
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>a counter for specifically for birds and rabbits
why are nips so fucking autistic

>> No.37234455

>>37234444
The one for books is my favourite.

>> No.37234490

kachite

>> No.37234502

>>37234455
>the counter for books is satsu. frequently used word Implies that the item is small and/or round
what if its a big book

>> No.37234588
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37234588

匹 counter for small animals
頭 counter for large animals

but if its a monster, no matter the size, they use 匹
like the titans in snk

>> No.37234638

>>37233916
eris is so hot

>> No.37234683

what's the counter for boulders?

>> No.37234704

>>37234638
made for big brazilian cocks

>> No.37234731

do any of you guys feel down after you masturbate?

>> No.37234782

only if the thing i fapped to wasnt hot

>> No.37234783

>>37234731
google that you'll know

>> No.37234819

>>37234731
nah I feel kenjataimu

>> No.37234829

This language is impossible, what the fuck is 分類上 supposed to mean

>> No.37234832
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>> No.37234847

>>37234783
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse
I've never had sex, but I often experience something similar to this after masturbating 3 times a day.

>> No.37234864

>>37234588
its just derogatory

>> No.37234899
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37234899

>>37234829

>> No.37234911

>>37234731
Take a shower.

>> No.37234927

>>37234864
the japanese dict for 匹 says counter for 獣 though

>> No.37234928

>>37234829
分類 + 上 (じょう)

>> No.37234950
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>>37234832
gonna recreate this

>> No.37234960

>>37234829
upon consideration of the fact that there are different types ...

>> No.37234972

>>37234829
read it as bunruiue

>> No.37234989

>>37234911
I already took one but I still feel dead inside.

>> No.37234990

>>37234927
why would you look at that context and think "oh japanese people just refer to monsters as 匹" lmfao
obviously hes so pissed that he thinks of them as something like pests that need to be exterminated

>> No.37234999

>>37234989
Eat food.

>> No.37235012

>>37234989
get a drink
i'm having wodka with grapefruit juice

>> No.37235015

>>37234999
I already had breakfast too.

>> No.37235016

>>37232046
this looks very good. gonna watch it rn

>> No.37235017

>>37234731
>>37234989
eat raw meat, its the best for your mental health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85b3PJKEMgA

at the very least cut out seeds from your diet

>> No.37235019

>>37235015
Drink orange juice.

>> No.37235020

>>37234588
horse house do?

>> No.37235028

>>37235012
>>37235019
I don't drink anything but tap water.
>>37235017
>t cut out seeds
I don't think seeds are the problem.

>> No.37235031

>>37234990
ive seen it used with other monsters too
like bull/boar monsters in konosuba

>> No.37235038

>>37235028
Dress is tight clothing.

>> No.37235049

>>37235028
>I don't think seeds are the problem.
https://youtu.be/VzGKem6wp8s

>> No.37235054

>>37235031
also derogatory
its an rpg setting and they are mobs
you'll even see it used to describe people sometimes

>> No.37235059

from what ive seen 頭 is mainly used for large animals that fulfill some kind of useful role like horses or cows
when you're talking about monsters in like an isekai or something it's generally 匹 no matter what it is really

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>> No.37235088

>>37235038
Fuck you, nigger. I'm never gonna do gay crossdressing shit.

>> No.37235093 [DELETED] 

>>37234847
>The phenomenon is attributed to the Greek medical writer Galen, who is supposed to have written that "Every animal is sad after coitus except the human female and the rooster."
this confirms it. the reason human females aren't sad is that they don't orgasm.

>> No.37235098

>>37235088
Stop wearing baggy clothes and wear things more form fitting. Pull your socks.

>> No.37235100

>>37235093
Human females are IRL succubi.

>> No.37235118

>>37235093
All women are psychopaths incapable of emotion
It comes from tribal times when their partners/sons were killed and they had to adopt to a new partner

>> No.37235165

How do I get permabologna'd?

>> No.37235179

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hosg2MzjR5Y

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Ebin imij of kotgirl X^DDD
PS Fuck Denmark the land of Bunkos and overpriced block toy sets

>> No.37235211

>>37234731
yeah happens to me too

nowadays when i coom most of the time i barely even feel anything either, it's not much different from just taking a leak

i jack off a lot less now as a result

>> No.37235225

>>37235201
https://streamable.com/kzn3el

>> No.37235228
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37235228

Also rangeban North America.

>> No.37235283

>>37235201
that's illegal on this board...

>> No.37235302

not if nobody tattles

>> No.37235321
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>>37235302
Unequal rights for separate groups of people!

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This program is great, but the automatic OCR can get annoying
I wish it captured by a hotkey instead, like capture2text

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>>37235344
or if only Capture2text showed hiragana/katakana too

>> No.37235359

>>37235344
Just do RTKatanas + Corn6k

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>>37235344
get the autohotkey script from itazura

>> No.37235369

What's it called when you feel nostalgia towards things you didn't take part in?

For example Japanese high-school life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ykdpG0VsX0

>> No.37235403

i feel nothing but cringe when i see those jap high school life vids

>> No.37235490

>>37226075
doesn't make sense to me to watch anime and read manga in english and never learn japanese since i'll be consuming that shit for the rest of my life probably

>> No.37235510

>>37235490
but how many years of your life will you hate consuming it
this is a serious problem

>> No.37235529

What kind of entertainment do you actually unironically like?

>> No.37235535

vtubers

>> No.37235552

>>37235490
>since i'll be consuming that shit for the rest of my life probably
nah the older and wiser you get the more gay you realize it is. even moe says he's watched almost everything worthy of watching and he's in his early 20s.

>> No.37235575

nearing my 30's
started watching anime in my early teens

still chugging the most diarrhea ridden shows every season
simple as

>> No.37235583

>>37227244
looking up words takes like 3 seconds, as well grammar points that you can look up on yomichan too lol

>> No.37235593

There is not a single medium where most stuff is actually good.
Most books are generic trash. Most movies are generic trash. Most video games are generic, poorly coded, poorly designed trash for people with ADHD. Most comics are trash. Most fanfiction and pornographic "art" is irredeemable trash.
What's good then? Trees? Birds?

>> No.37235605

>>37235118
true...girls only have sex because their mind craves status. they just want to brag to their friends that they fucked x guy not because the act of sex gives them any pleasure.

>> No.37235618

tfw women never actually experience love. they just like bragging rights.

>> No.37235634

>>37226185
When i use ttu-ebook on kiwi the yomichan popup thingy doesn't load near the word. It pops up outside of the "frame" so I can only see the corner of it all the way to the left. So I basically can't read, how to you solve this shit?

>> No.37235640
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>>37235605
>>37235618
Pic related

>> No.37235642

>>37235618
they do experience love, but only towards their children

>> No.37235660

>>37235642
only because they hope that their children will live out the dreams they gave up on for themselves

>> No.37235661

girls are also keenly aware of men's desire to have sex and will use it to accomplish their goals.

for many girls this power is subconscious to them

>> No.37235673

>>37235640
truth bomb fr no cap

>> No.37235675

what if i no longer have such desires? women have no power over me

>> No.37235679

>>37235618
they experience love if you're a very high status male. but not if they just settle for you like most relationships

>> No.37235682

desire is biologically coded
no way you can get rid of it
unless you literally have brain damage from too much drugs

>> No.37235694

the thought of 3d women disgusts me now
dont think i will ever desire sex again

>> No.37235725

>>37235682
if you jerk off daily to 2D you can end up like >>37235694

>> No.37235729

>>37235640
crazy how this true

>> No.37235731
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>>37235694
I hope you don't turn into one of those 40 year old men who goes to Thailand to have sex with male prostitutes and who got a mail-order bride from a former Soviet country because he didn't wanna die alone and childless.

>> No.37235745

>>37235729
i'd literally cry if a girl let me lie on her hizamakura while petting me and whispering stuff like yoku ganbatta ne and mou daijoubu

>> No.37235763

been listening to mac demarco since anon posted that song, good stuff

>> No.37235770

>>37235640
that's only because girls get the thing on the right for free so they don't have to fantasize about it. if you had that desire fulfilled already you'd move on to other stuff too

>> No.37235772

I haven't heard music in months.

>> No.37235783

btw chamber of reflection is a cover from some 70s jp jazz album lol

>> No.37235792

does tokyo ghoul get better later on

>> No.37235793

>>37235552
I was thinking like that too till I got hooked on 無職転生. Also I forgot to mention games and my addiction to language learning. If wasn't study Japanese I'd be probably studying some other language anyways.

>>37235510
>but how many years of your life will you hate consuming it
That's a good point. I don't think I'd ever hate it, but just consume it less. I watch way less anime now, but I enjoy light novels. Light novels feels like anime but in slow montion + more story and details. If anything I'm MORE into it than I ever was after starting learning it for real.

>> No.37235799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F-LRqT8IQk
really liked this

>> No.37235801

>>37235783
I didn't know Japan's been nigg'd since the '70s

>> No.37235802

>>37235792
no, it just gets worse and dumber

>> No.37235805

ねぇねぇ
お兄ちゃん
一緒にお風呂入ろう

>> No.37235807

girls are attracted to male suffering
but disgusted by men crying
you gotta find that middle ground

>> No.37235820

>>37235801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ptrDFtTuks&t=1719s
no idea wtf u mean since mac demarco is white

>> No.37235823

Should I dedicate time to learning verb particles or will they come on their own when I start reading?

>> No.37235826

I haven't pooped in 2 days and I'm afraid of what's going to happen when I finally have to. My anal fissure just healed but it will probably be ripped open again

>> No.37235842

>>37235792
holy fuck no lmfao

tokyo ghoul starts out strong and the world building is interesting enough but it fizzles out near the end and RE is just a massive clusterfuck with literally 50 superfluous characters and an absolutely ridiculous ending

>> No.37235848

the only show that gets better as it goes is _______

>> No.37235852

>>37235823
the fuck are verb particles

>> No.37235854

>>37235805
お兄ちゃんはさっき入ったばかり
一人でできるでしょう?
もう子供じゃないよ

>> No.37235857

>>37235361
the fuck is that

>> No.37235859

>>37235826
Eat more fiber and drink more water.

>> No.37235862
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>>37235848
hxh

*dabs*

>> No.37235864

>>37235848
TTGL

>> No.37235874

>>37235848
probably all of the greatest shows of all time if i'm being quite honest

>> No.37235875

>>37235826
>>37235859
Crazy how I've had nothing but 連続 perfect one wipe wonders since quitting coffee a month ago

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>>37235344
>>37235361
you can just change it in the config file for kanjitomo

>> No.37235885

>>37235862
dab guy likes shounenshit? wtf

>> No.37235887

>>37235848
Hellsing

>> No.37235892

>>37235852
を, と, に, etc.

>> No.37235901

>>37235848
re:zero

>> No.37235904

>>37235885
not really i just love hxh

>> No.37235905

>>37235877
can you bind it to anything other than left click cuz that sounds annoying asf

>> No.37235924

>>37235842
i couldn't even watch re

think i dropped it on ep 1 because it was so fucking bad

>> No.37235938

>>37235892
oh

yea those are some of the most important aspect of japanese grammar but u cant acquire then just by reading a textbook unfortunately. dont skip over them in ur read through of gay kim though

>> No.37235939

>>37235859
I'm already on a fiber diet because of my fissure history and I drink 3L of water every day. In addition I take psyllium husks

>> No.37235953
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is it bad to put my new anki words down to like 10 from 20? it takes me like 2-3hours and i dont remember any of them

>> No.37235961

dunno i stopped using anki in 2019

>> No.37235963

yea the anki police is coming for you

>> No.37235966

>>37235938
Alright, thanks anon!

>> No.37235973

>>37235939
Lmfao, every study shows less fiber helps against your problems
https://youtu.be/DEx9foeADnc?t=230

Please stop hurting your body.

>> No.37235975

>>37235953
please put 悪者 in your name field when posting from now on thanks

>> No.37235985

>>37235953
The best learning regimen is the one you can stick to

>> No.37235990

>>37235973
didn't watch yet but is he gonna say that fibre causes constipation because you don't drink enough? cause in that case he's correct but I drink a lot

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>>37235975
rude

>> No.37236018

>>37235985
okay will put it down then because im not learning shit

>> No.37236021

>>37235973
stop getting your dietary advice from random youtube conspiracy theorists

>> No.37236081

>>37235990
No he says that doesnt matter (later on), the group in the study with zero fiber had zero constipation issues, all other groups had.

>>37236021
>conspiracy theorists
he's a doctor holding a talk at a conference.

>> No.37236087

is there an english word for ドルフィンパンツ

>> No.37236105

the anki police kicked in my teeth and killed my uncle when i missed a day of reps

>> No.37236114

>>37236081
>he's a doctor holding a talk at a conference
I've seen videos of physics PhDs talking about "orbs" (ghostly matter)
anyone can go off the rails, even doctors

>> No.37236158

>>37235848
breaking bad

>> No.37236206

>>37236081
>the group in the study with zero fiber had zero constipation issues
yeah because they probably all had diarrhea lmfao

>> No.37236257

hate when all the girls fall in love with boring mc and chad gets treated as a joke

>> No.37236268
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haha...

>> No.37236279

>>37236257
Read NTR h-manga if you wanna see black Turkish bulls having sex with Nip women.
Manga and anime aren't meant to be realistic.

>> No.37236293

dayme

>> No.37236320

>>37236268
can't parse this shit at all. my grammar is atrocious

>> No.37236322
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what about this one it looks good

>> No.37236345

i just
i just understand it

>> No.37236359

>>37236322
>No brown skinned protagonist
Sorry, can't self-insert.

>> No.37236376

>>37236206
They didn't specify but I doubt it, I tried only eating meat for a while and never had diarrhea.

From my own experimentation with diets I can say that my digestion in general was the worst when I tried going vegan for month, oatmeal with milled flaxseeds, beans, couscous, whole grain rice, veggies, nuts, etc.

And the best when I only ate meat for a couple months.
Really missed white rice, sushi, and the taste of some veggies though.

>> No.37236397

>>37236320
had to read it a couple times
think hes saying that someone who had sex once and gains some pride despite not improving himself becomes more disgusting to girls so its even worse than being a virgin

>> No.37236415

>>37236322
it's fine, you can do much better though

most anime made in the last 10 years are shit, you're better off sticking to stuff from the sd and analog eras

>> No.37236421

Is it just me, or is every single anime/manga/LN that's been made in the last 5 years either generic SOL featuring a girl who has problems making friends, generic isekaishit set in Not-Medieval-Europe, or low effort ecchi harem shit?

>> No.37236439

It's not just you.
Miss high effort ecchi harem anime.

>> No.37236444

>>37236421
The good stuff is out there you've just got to look for it.

>> No.37236448

>>37236421
every single anime/manga/LN that's been made in the last 5 years is either generic SOL featuring a girl who has problems making friends, generic isekaishit set in Not-Medieval-Europe, or low effort ecchi harem shit

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>>37236322
that was my favorite of the season it came out

>> No.37236507

yomenai

>> No.37236538

>>37236322
i liked it
nothing special but comfy

>> No.37236540

>>37236505
Is that based off a gachage?

>> No.37236554

>>37236540
no, ln

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>>37235953
see https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/faq.html#how-many-new-cards-to-learn-each-day

>> No.37236561

>>37235634
have you tried modifying yomichan's settings? Also, try updating the extension.

>> No.37236572

>>37236559
i heard this site gives you a virus

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>>37236572
自業自得. your fault for using an OS that can have viruses.

>> No.37236596

When was the last time you saw an anime with only natural hair colors?

>> No.37236615

>>37236588
That's why you should use Mac OS X

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>>37236596
couple days ago

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>>37236615
I use Arch by the way.

>> No.37236659

>>37236627
KYS Linuxtrannny

>> No.37236671

the fuck is going on with the replies here >>37232336

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>>37236588

>> No.37236811

>>37236768
djters beat all of them cuz we're discussing it

>> No.37236834

>>37236627
based

>> No.37236846

wow didnt know miniyoga was a proud transwoman

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>>37236846
i have transitioned from m to f and back.

>> No.37236878

>>37236846
It is a well known fact that Linux users are eunuchs.

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37236893

miniyoga help

>> No.37236903

gonna get two mcribs love bulk season

>> No.37236909

i just sneezed while trimming my nose hairs and now im crying and bleeding

>> No.37236915

>>37236893
ask in #gentoo:matrix.org

>> No.37236978

thanks for recommending odd taxi the other day, anon. it's actually pretty well directed and intriguing. the animal designs kinda creep me out though. someone masturbates to this show, right...?

>> No.37237017

Need me a nip mail order bride, preferable high school girl or "girl" with a huge labia and a stinky butthole

>> No.37237065

same

>> No.37237070

all buttholes stink bro thats just unnecessary

>> No.37237075

ptj-007 probably has a stinky butthole... hopefully

>> No.37237091

wtf

>> No.37237097

with a shaved butthole and Japan's groundbreaking technology called bidet which is not available in the west yet because apparently we prefer to smear our shit with a piece of paper, a butthole with a neutral smell is probably achievable

>> No.37237144

>>37237097
Bland and tasteless
I pity those who cannot drag their finger through their own buttcrack and write kanjis on the wall with it

>> No.37237148

>>37237097
i always wondered why this is the case
if i got shit anywhere else on my body i wouldnt be satisfied with just smearing it around with a piece of paper
but apparently in the butt its okay

>> No.37237158

i use a wet wipe

>> No.37237166

>>37237097
the west has bidets they're called showers+fingers

>> No.37237176

>>37237148
Shit works like earwax, it moisturises the anus so it doesn't dry out and eventually falls out

>> No.37237179

>>37237158
not good unless you want anal vein thrombosis

>> No.37237190

>>37237097
just get a bidet attachement. i got one years ago

>> No.37237200

>>37237179
mine have coconut oil in them so my asshole smells like a coconut
coconut bum they call me

>> No.37237206

>>37237166
you might be joking but I shower my butthole after every poop I take.
it's weird that I have to feel like I'm supposed to be ashamed for that since it's normal when in reality it's much more hygienic than using toilet paper

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I will never use the cursed Asian shit hole in the floor toilet

>> No.37237215

>>37237190
>bidet attachement
i call it a "bum hose"

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>> No.37237217

>>37237206
*since it's not normal

>> No.37237231

>>37226075
You can watch Kizu in Japanese ? Is his works really better in jp than English or is that a American thing

>> No.37237232

>>37237211
That looks a lot less cursed than the ones they have on Italian beaches.

>> No.37237233

>>37237211
you might say they're cursed but squatting is actually the natural defecation stance of the human body.

but a lot of westerners actually can't squat without falling over nowadays because we never squat

>> No.37237234

I would demand my nip gf if I had one, to never wash her vagina and only use one sheet of toilet paper after every poop

gotta have something to taste when she sits on my face

>> No.37237243

>>37236322
extremely terrible animation even for sol standards. watch tensura it's a billion times more fun

>> No.37237245

>>37237206
no i'm serious. i use my finger to swipe over my butthole with the showerhead pointed at it and then i lightly scoop the hole to make sure nothing gets left over that makes me itch and shits up my underwear later. also sometimes when i have constipation i can feel the turd lodged in there and i slowly try to scoop it out. sometimes shit gets into the drain and i have to scoop it out to make sure no one knows i shit in the shower. btw i feel no pleasant sensations from the fingering so i'm not doing it for sexual reasons. i just hate the feeling of having leftover shit in my asshole.

>> No.37237247

Imagine watching anime with your nip gf and you can't torrent, but she pays for 5 streaming services so its okay

>> No.37237252

at that point just get a seedbox

>> No.37237256

>>37237247
isn't it awkward to watch anime with others when fanservice comes on or when they tell really gay childish 5 year old "jokes"

>> No.37237260

>>37237245
not kidding a gf I once had told me that when she was younger shed sometimes scoop out the poop with her finger.
Maybe that's not so uncommon amongst young teenagers or something. personally I never did that, but then again I didn't have constipation problems when I grew up

>> No.37237264

when fanservice comes on that's your queue to get a little dirty maybe place your hand somewhere sensitive

>> No.37237265

Imagine having to clean the toilet after your overweight nip gf clogs the toilet again the third time that week

>> No.37237266

that's 10 times more comfortable than when an implied sex scene comes on in 3d media

>> No.37237271

i love ttgl but if i watched it with a gf i'd cringe during the yoko fanservice scenes where her titties are jiggling

>> No.37237273

>>37237234
>and only use one sheet of toilet paper after every poop
more is not needed when you have access to a bidet m8

>> No.37237274

>>37237260
you reminded me of the rock constipation hmanga
fuck you

>> No.37237275

whoops i meant cue*

>> No.37237277 [SPOILER] 
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When day is dark, always remember fappy day.

>> No.37237278

>>37237256
you never watched anime with others before?

i once did with some uni club (dubbed lol) and a loli fanservice scene came on and they all went "who likes this" "creepy" etc and i said "haha, yeah"

>> No.37237293

>>37235901
The recent Re:Zero anime arc with Emilia was fucking trash so no

>> No.37237294

>>37237278
lol they all liked this but they felt like they had to call it out in order to dispel any suspicions

>> No.37237296 [SPOILER] 
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pls cellarbrate fappy day anonce

>> No.37237302

when ur westaboo gf wants to watch netflix and ur like no dear, time for harem anime

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fappiness for evry1!111

>> No.37237304

>>37237256
I'm gross and overweight, I eat 3 full size spaghetti meals a day and 5 snickers and my asscrack is always moisty

No one wants to watch loli anime with me

>> No.37237312

>>37237302
That's why I told you niggas to get a tulpa instead of messing around with flesh and blood f*moids

>> No.37237314

>>37237304
Just eat less fat ass, its not that hard

>> No.37237317

>>37237293
yeah i thought they really dropped the ball with that one

>> No.37237327

>>37237294
it was mostly the women that complained though

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Yosh more fappytime!

>> No.37237342

>>37237314
he can't because of determinism. if he loses weight some day it's because the correct synapses fired in his brain to make him do it, but he's not gonna do it until that day.

>> No.37237344

When you dress your imported aboriginal gf up in cute cosplay but she cannot pronounce the Japanese phrase I want her to say right so you have to let her sleep in the coconut crab cage again

>> No.37237352

>>37237327
always be wary around female western anime fans
ever single one i've known had problems

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Love to everyone!

>> No.37237403

>>37237317
The only good thing was seeing the other witches and Subaru getting his asshole eaten by rabbits

>> No.37237405

yuru yuri is so boring

>> No.37237412

low iq

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I just found another cute Chinatsu image worth sharing.

>> No.37237414

>>37237352
what about female japanese anime fans

>> No.37237419

I've been stuck on logical operators all day.. fuck I just want to go watch anime

>> No.37237423

>>37237414
i wouldn't know

>> No.37237424

>>37237327
Women are jealous of anyone younger than them, so a cute loli absolutely pissed them off

>> No.37237432

>>37237097
got a bad ass korean bidet myself, its comparable to a bunch of $500+ models. heated seat, heated water, sprays good and cleans deep, with air dry. took a few weeks to get used to but now i couldnt go without it. its way cleaner, automatic, save on toilet paper, better for your anus, better for your pluming especially if you have a septic tank, highly recommend

>> No.37237442

>>37237419
get logisim and mess around with stuff

>> No.37237454

>>37237414
Native girls don't watch anime, the only entertainment they need is the monthly rakugo or noh play outing and the funny joke her husband tells before he bashes her skull in because she burnt the rice again

>> No.37237461

>>37237432
the problem is once you get used to that kind of luxury, taking a shit anywhere else but at home becomes an anxiety inducing prospect

>> No.37237483

>>37237461
yea prolly feel like camping now

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>> No.37237487

>>37237461
Not that anon but I remember holding in my shit at school because the boys toilets were apocalyptic. I felt bad for the jannies

>>37237454
>he bashes her skull in because she burnt the rice again
That doesnt happen cause literally everyone has a rice cooker in Japan

>> No.37237495

>>37237231
its not even close
english translations of monogatari are just bad approximations

>> No.37237503

>>37237419
i downloaded a book on logic but haven't even started it cuz i know it's gonna require effort but i'd rather post with my djt bros

>> No.37237548

if you're struggling with logical operators, maybe you should consider studying something else.

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>>37237548
I need this python class to pass and I want a comfy IT job so I have to learn it

>> No.37237589

the best alternative to studying is to briefly skim a wikipedia article about a topic, make up a weird personal explanation for it, and then make a thread on 4chan telling people that you know everything about it and that the jews don't want you to know the real secrets behind it

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>> No.37237645

>>37237636
her eye got BLACK'd

>> No.37237664

having a bidet sounds like voluntarily submitting yourself to anal rape every day

>> No.37237680

>>37237664
yea bro. I never wash my anus cause that shit is gay rofl

>> No.37237685

>>37237487
>jannies
Nobody says this word outside of 4chan, ESL-kun.

>> No.37237704

>>37237680
i wash it with my own hand when i'm taking a shower. i don't just let a little hose directly spray water onto it.

>> No.37237730

bidets are mostly a mednigger/south cone thing, aren't they?

>> No.37237761

>>37237730
they're a roman catholic/islamic thing. amerimutts worship mcdonalds and football players instead of virgin mary, which is why they don't use them.

>> No.37237773

>>37236257
>hate when all the girls fall in love with boring mc and chad gets treated as a joke
this but when the most boring girl wins
aka every fucking anime with a romance

>> No.37237793

americans love having shit caked anuses

>> No.37237820

>>37237793
t. eurofag or south american who likes to get anally raped by a hose

>> No.37237823

>>37237487
in uni the mens toilets are without exception either clogged with shit and toilet paper, piss and/or shit covering the seat, or the door is broken
wonder if women are any less disgusting

>> No.37237824

can we talk less about americans anuses and more about cute girls anuses

Aoi Ichigo has a pretty cute one. But on her twitter bio she explicitly states that she's not a メンヘラ which makes it sound like she has disdain for people with mental problems

>> No.37237839

the only reason why you'd wanna stick water up your ass is so you can put vibrating anal beads inside afterwards

>> No.37237857

>he thinks a bidet is actually supposed to give you an enema
you're american right

>> No.37237877

>>37237730
>>37237761
Japs love bidets

>> No.37237886

>>37237823
Surprisingly the toilets at my uni are nice but that might be because the building was built recently and the type of students that go to it wont shit it up no pun intended

>> No.37237905

>>37237685
good thing that we're on 4chan then

>> No.37237954

>>37237857
my bidet does. literally fills me up like a balloon and i have to squeeze out all of the water after

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>>37229095
A friend found an english copy and showed me a few segments in it and it was really informative and entertaining.

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