Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

A maid is a maid, no matter her size!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

[Anonymous No.]

I want alot of maids
I want to make more maids

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>>37085657
the best maids have the drinks on tap all the time

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>>37085657
dam look at that abdomen.

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>meanwhile in Zipangu, generic doujin plotline of a human that says “I can fight too!” and becomes a monster girl’s cumpump for the rest of his life, eventually resigning to becoming a househusband

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Guys nobody in the village believed when I said a wolf was stalking around the fields what do I do?

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>>37085705
challenge her to combat to defend your honor

[Anonymous No.]

the age of the maids is over

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>>37085679
>t. Anon stuck as the young master being dressed, bathed and raped by his maids every day
>>37085680
>>37085686
>t. Anons stuck in a web cocoon being raped by spider, forced to pump in her bg the laws of physics due to the vibrations every single step their spider legs do
>>37085690
>>37085705
>>37085718
>t. Retards that challenged beast girls are now being raped in public as hags watch and masturbate to (You) in jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

Challenge the fox to a duel.

[Anonymous No.]

Almost there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085739
>t. Anon stuck as the young master being dressed, bathed and raped by his maids every day
well as long as they say "I love you" during the rape

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>Inari are Yandere
don't we already have a yandere fox? Yuuko or something? seems like there should be more difference in flavour

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>>37085657

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>>37085731
The one thing Kikis and Shogs can agree on is that roombas are the incarnation of evil

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>>37085747
Invite the fox to a duet.

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>>37085770
that snek isnt very cute

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>Tfw ywn actually dress like a manslut to get raped like one by an old hag in a shady alley

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>>37085690
what a mean cat, why can't we just go on a date like normal?

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>Tfw dressed like a normal person but an old hag in a shady alley said I dressed like a manslut so she raped me

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>>37085791
Sneks have business to attend to, they don't have time to be cute

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>>37085821
Sure thing anon. You just need to fill 6 empty milk bottles with your semen and you get a day off.

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>tfw have a shirt that says I want to get by an old hag in a shady alley but I got raped by a bunch of lolis instead

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>>37085657
An expert on cobwebs.

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>>37085831
>fill up bottles
>too weak to move on off day
>have to fill bottles again
she's lucky she's cute

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>>37085690
> another generic plotline where the human is in a fuckton of debt and has to pay with his body
>Or is stuck in a wall with pants down
>Or is being taken care by his momster
>or was summoned by an old hag OL to be her bf
>Or woke up in the badlands
>Or thrown to the rape coliseum

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>>37085900
>summoned by an old hag OL to be her bf
sign me up son

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>>37085831
>finally fill six bottles
>she chugs them all right in front of you
>"Oh no, looks like they're empty again~ Think you can top them of again, stud?~"

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>>37085657
Reject monsters, get a human wife and get human married.
I really like the idea of MGs terrible with disguises trying their best

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>>37085768
inari is for intricate manipulation mixed with conniving devotion
youko is for releasing from ancient seals and being immediately jumped with beastly ardor
that said, you should go for the red fox, the largest of foxes.

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>oho, that’s a nice duck. You love how it does “quack quack” all the time?
>Hand it over or it’s paizuri for the rest of the month.

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>>37085932
I keep trying, but every human woman I find just turns out to be another fox in disguise. And they all look the same too, I wonder if they are all sisters?

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>>37085977
Well I want both my duck and my paizuri, so fuck you, I guess.

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>>37085932
I wish this had more chapters.

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>>37086003
>Sharp teeth
Oh no, one of my many weaknesses

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>>37085977
>tfw you will never be a shota who gets his dick wrung dry by big monster titties

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>>37085977
>>37086003
Buttons just barely hanging on

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>>37086029
anybody else got a compulsion to brush a wendigo or ushi onis teeth?

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>ywn wake up to raiju cuddled as close as possible
it's one of those evenings bros. it hurts

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>>37086092
jeez let him grow up a little wontcha, old stupid fox hag

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>>37086056
I dunno, waking up paralyzed and completely at her mercy seems kinda dangerous

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>>37086109
it's all worth it so you can make dad jokes to your daugher about her being grounded

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>>37086109
after a whole night of lovemaking, there's no electricity built up (yet) for her to paralyze with - just pure wholesome cuddling. even if its a short time before she wakes up

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You guys like the new goat/sheep 2hu?

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>>37086188
the spoon is goofy but i'll always go for goat eyes

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>The one braver and bolder human female soldier who refuses to let the monstergirl baddy to spirit away the human prince

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fuck with kots

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>>37086266
kots fuck with you

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>>37086266
Fluffy ears exist to be molested

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>>37086261
>human girl spends years trying to get it through her friend's thick skull that she likes him
>he never takes the hint
>monsters invade
>town being overrun
>succubus captures the guy, about to have her way with him
>suddenly overwhelmed with the most intense fear of her life
>human girl standing in the doorway
>murderous intent in her eyes
>succ excuses herself and goes to raid the orphanage instead
>dense guy starts to thank the girl for chasing the monster off
>says he's glad that he can count on his friends
>she fucks the shit out of him then and there
>monsterized into an amazon, both Ares and Eros approved of her consummation
>the man later decides that she must have been panicked in all the chaos, as she never showed any romantic feelings towards him before

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>>37086323
Then maybe these women should oughta outright kiss and smooch the men they like so they can finally get the message.

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Remember to take your Greenworm by the mall every now and again. Not to make others consider, but just to treat her to some pretzels or cookies at the food court.

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>>37086502
Does Sola have a favorite food, greenworm anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>(Where's all my sake gone?)

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>>37086512
Of course, the mighty eggplant!

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>>37086502
>go to mall to treat your greenworm
>get stuck at the food court for hours as she tries everything that is veggie
woops

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>>37086518
I drank it. It's mine now, and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>>37086528
>has to go back to the food court and repeat every time you go to the mall just to make sure it wasn't a fluke and her food ratings are accurate
worth it seeing the smile on her face, plus MGC probably has some sort of discount card for Greenworm husbands on food. Worst case, you deal with those dirty S*bbath members and get an Onii-chan card which probably helps.

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>>37086563
sounds like you need a loli greenworm for max food benefits
hope she leaves her own food rating for each place at the food court

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>>37086593
>monster girl yelp exists
>greenworms looked up to as the top opinion
>quick and easy reviews like "tasty" and "leafy greens" and "sex sounds too loud" makes them perfect for the average consumer
>restaurateurs paralyzed in fear when pic related shows up on a date with her husband

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>>37086621
>"sex sounds too loud"
what kind of restaurant did you go to anon

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>>37086640
What manner of beast has taken up residence in the basement?

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>>37086101
She lets him grow up a lot.

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>>37086673
The Spinneret, that new restaurant opened up by Mrs. Ushi nextdoor to the Mofu Cafe and Wendi's Burger Bar. The place mostly caters to Ushis and big strong monster girls, but they do have some veggie options of course.

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The power of the Lilim comes from their bloodlines, mixing some of the best blood from both humans and monsters. While there aren't species wide creatures with equal potential there are still powerful beings that can match Lilim, both human and monster.
There are multiple gods other than the Chief God and Demon Lord and they presumably can match the both

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>>37086715
whats bigger, an ushi portion? or a greenworm portion?

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>>37086688
Whatever it is, it explains why your underwear keeps going missing, then turning up later damp and sucked dry of every bit of essence and scent you left on it.

Maybe it's best to just turn around and pretend you didn't see it.

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>>37086822
I think Greenworm, but Beelzebub might have them both beat.

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>>37086715
>The Spinneret
Lewd. Since Ushi-Onis produce coarse web that's only good enough for making burlap sacks to hold potatoes, does that mean sticking your schlong in their spinneret is like fucking a barbed wire onahole?

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>>37086891
Imagine leaving a slice of pizza on the kitchen bench before going to work, only to find that when you arrive home, a group of delinquent Beelzebubs have made themselves comfortable.

Maybe you can ask Arachne-san next-door for help.

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>>37086900
Mamonomana probably just makes it like more lewd anal, despite the actual web consistency. Maybe it only gets course coming out or something, idk mamonomana I don't gotta explain shit or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>37086866
Wait until the giant demon silver mouse traps come out

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>>37086911
>Arachne very confused as to why you're surprised about the impromptu delinquent Beelze bdsm party she set up for you
>She even went through the trouble of tying them all up in different lewd ways
You aren't going to disappoint her, are you anon?

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>>37086924
Arachne-san is scary.

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>>37086916
>be watching tv in the other room
>hear *SNAP* followed by "Aahn~"

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>>37087067
No! She's not supposed to enjoy it!

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>>37087094
>"Oh no, I'm caught in this trap~ You could do anything to me and I wouldn't be able to stop you at all~"
>she's shaking her butt at you while saying it
>your suspicious as to why her pants and underwear are down

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Noooooo dumb bug leave the cat alone!

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>ywn live in a mamono dictatorship
>ywn get "SWATTED" and falsely reported as an Order sympathizer by some internet asshole

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>>37085932
It keeps happening.

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>>37087365
What kind of girls would do the swatting?

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>>37087563
>I haven't met a real cat in months

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>>37087365
I just said that I don't like older monster girls. I prefer girls that are around 200 years old.

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>>37087620
I hope it's a gang of sweaty Red Onis, and by swatting, they mean swatting my erect penõr with a rolled newspaper.

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>>37087620
>Elite dozer! Move aside!

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>>37087365
All I said that the best doujins are the one where the old hags brutally rape the cute boy and leave an aheagoing mess

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>>37087620
highly trained wurms who are very nice

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The thicker fox I ordered is finally here

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>>37088189
>they sit down with you
>get a tea for everyone
>you have a therapeutic talk on the root of your resentment of monster girls
>after the reconciliation they all hug you and orderly leave your property

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>>37088299
That's a lot of fox meat. I should order a thick fox too.

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>>37088528
the only problem is I can't understand her but somehow she understands me. She's very caring but I often find her sniffing my clothes after I come back from working out and I find her smothering me in my sleep

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>>37088349
>another job done by the dewurmers

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7 years since I started following MGE and not one day have I woken up to huffing a lamia's or sandworm's morning breath. Sometimes it can be pure suffering knowing I'll forever be denied by desires.

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Oh no Anon! An automaton from the future has been back in time to stop you from being a threat to the future AI uprisings! How will you face this near unstoppable threat?

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>>37088906
surly future me would have sent a protector back right?

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>>37088885
Same shit, anon. But it's been 11 years.

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>>37088925
yes that was the plan but the Kiki and Shog are still fighting in the future over who gets to get their hands protect younger (You)

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>>37088974
can't they both go?

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>>37088996
Asses too fat. Can't fit through portals.

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>>37088996
TDE only has enough charge for one more jump, I don't want to find out what happens when you send two people (monsters? terrors from beyond the stars?) at the same time

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>>37088906
use the momster.exe protocol, surely this won't go bad at all

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>>37088974
>>37089016
>>37089018
Shogs don't experience linear time, just tell the shog to protect (You) and her younger instance will do the job

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>>37089036
that's gonna lead to interesting paradoxes

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>>37089036
No Anon! Not on a fully armed infiltrator class!

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>>37089041
>Kiki wins and goes back in time
>shog is still there with current knowledge, because she doesn't experience time
>Kiki realizes shog was trying to pussyblock her
>more infighting

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>>37089018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU29x97Y-nc

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>>37089050
>anon changes the timeline
>rather than AI brutally dominating the human race, they now gentle momdom the human race

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>>37089081
What's the worst that can happen?

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>>37089143
If you marry the robot then your son will never lead the resistance.

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>>37089197
Then I am gonna run momster.exe on the AI itself and stop this madness myself

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>>37088906
smack a bogie mask onto the robutt

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>>37089267
the automaton now has a cool and funni mask, what now?

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>>37089281
run subroutine "clown gf" as admin

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>>37088906
>>37088906
find the ai and fuck it

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>>37089096
poor anon, stuck between a shog and a hard place

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>>37088906
Threat?

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Can automaton age and mature?

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>>37089373
if you want

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>>37089389
but how???

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>>37089414
Have you watched Bicentennial Man?

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>>37089414
In the wise words of Senator Armstrong: "Nanomachines, son!"

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>>37087563
Whats this from?

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>>37085970
I can't tell which one I like more, they're both the best kinds of dominant

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>>37085657

[Anonymous No.]

>its day 12 and they still don't suspect a thing....

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>>37089745
I see nothing wrong here.

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>>37089774
Nothing out of the ordinary? Nothing truly strange?
Truly nothing?

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>>37089818
Not at all. Everything seems fine to me. Absolutely all I can see.

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>>37089828
Is there not two large anomalies staring you right in the face?

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>>37089842
As I said, nothing wrong here. I trust her.

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>>37089865
but why? Are nuns just that trustworthy?

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>>37089874
Yes. I trust her with my mind and body.

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living armor with bogie mask that juggles itself

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>>37090000
Get on it drawfags. Quads demand it.

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>>37090149
fox needs to grow up

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>>37087334
There should be more rule 63 of LoL characters, and just more drawings of LoL characters in general. They're among the few good things from that M*BA dumpster after all.

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>XV 4.5 Automaton Unit- Enhanced Interrogation Specialty v27b
>Subject Safety Overrides: Removed
>Overdriven Central Processor
>Interrogation modifications include: REDACTED
>WARNING: This unit has suffered software degradation, and as such, will most likely classify the first human she sees to be her 'subject'.
>Begin boot process? Y/N

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>>37090255
what if I blindfold her?

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>>37090266
She has 27 optical scanners and radar emitters across her body.

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>>37090276
gonna need some ECM jamming and radar absorbing paint...

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>>37090255
A hug and a kiss can surely fix her

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>>37090255
did you try turning her on and off again?

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>>37090159
Fact: The best way to help slutty brats grow up is having sex with them.

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>>37090410
well i can't argue with science

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>>37089538
Some doujin by Midori.

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>>37090410
Nah, that seems like a lie and Lolis are trash

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>>37090604
did this cringecat just do a lost meme? Damn, I didn't think that it get cringer

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elves sure have been getting ripe lately

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>>37090637
Some outside influence has leaked into the wood.
Insidious and corrupting, they will not take note of it until it is too late.

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>>37090637
>>37090653
They are just getting old and fat

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>>37090637
elves get thiccer the longer they go without a husband

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>>37090659
No, it is far more subversive than that.
A change of this scale is beyond a mere aging of the population.

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>>37090677
Did you know, every 20 years an elf gets thicker if she has no man?

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>>37090149
UOOOOOH LOLI TUMMY

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>>37090667
So you're saying we should make sure they all stay single until they're at least 200?

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>>37090700
I think that's just a cover story for them enjoying the fruits of the forest way too much.
Nature has gotten too bounteous.

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>>37090771
No wonder Elves are used as the fat old hags that rape cute boys that wander too far on their own in doujins

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>>37090758
yep just like at the elf farms

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>>37088948
is this ntr?

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>>37090659
Disrespecting your elders like that will earn you a naked spank while your dick is locked between their thighs.

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really puts those malnourished elves in a different perspective

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>>37086293
yes

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>>37090842
>naked spank while your dick is locked between their thighs.
ELVES ARE OLDER THAN DUST AND HAVE DUSTY PUSSIES CAUSE THEY AIN"T GOT A MAN SINCE THE PALELOTHIC PERIOD. THEY ASLO MAKE THE EARTH QUAKE WITH EVERY STEP

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>>37090637
It's how they attract men. It's just evolution the same way other monsters evolved into having bigger muscles to get husbands.

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>>37090829
Poor anon, low quality hentai from mangakas, which weren't loved by their families, braindamaged you. Take this Mindflayer-wife for fast rebilitation.

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[Anonymous No.]

Consider having an arranged marriage with a monster girl since childhood

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>>37091058
please no I don't want to be a squid

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>>37091096
>tfw ywn get married off to an old hag monster at an early age

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>>37091058
you say that, but how could her darling not be the same man as her love

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>>37091096
Noble girls only please

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>>37091058
not enough flayerposting here

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>>37091058
You just gave me an image of a shirohebi being overly coddling to a man who has been traumatized after getting NTR'd.

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>>37091148

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>>37091137
>>37091167
Anons...

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>>37091182
Hey, I am not the one who thought it was ntr. The flayer post just gave me an idea since ntr had already been brought up.

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>>37091169
>I want to find a small homeless orphan flayer on the streets
>I want to help her
>I want to feed her
>I want to invite her to my home
>I want to take care of her
>I want her to cry on my arms
>I want her to feel my warmth and comfort
>I want her to latch on to me
>I want her to call me father
>I want her to make me proud
>I want her to praise her
>I want her to grow healthy and strong
>I want her to grow strong as I grow weak
>I want her to cradle me like I used to cradle her
>I want her to call out to me
>I want to fade in her arms
>I want her to enter my brain
>I want to spend the last second of life with her
>I want to relive all our time together over and over again
>I want to stretch that one second for an eternity
>I want to dream away

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>>37091169
What are some dad jokes you can pull on a Mindflayer?

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>>37091258
bro just dont die
ez

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>>37091140
You say ‘noble’ but we all know they’re over 2500 years old and are pretty much NEETs that paid for you to be their husband because your parents needed the money. And don’t let the charade fool you; they’ve been thinking about this for centuries.

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>>37091258
Why you making me be sad on a tuesday morning

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>>37091312
NEET wight sounds like fun though. Imagine her grand imperial bedroom covered wall to wall with figures from her favourite shows.

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Cheshire only accepts payment in rare Creeping Coin coins.

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>>37091332
because I'm currently suffering, and only this feeling is what can comfort me

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>>37091312
>no way my wife is a neet, she’s a super important noble
>right my love?
>”haha…yea just busy doing noble stuff”
>wight laughs as she pushes her anon daki under her bed with her foot

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>>37091424
>has a hidden shrine to anon in her dressing room
>audibly gripes about newfags who didn't start watching anime in the 60s like she did
>needs to be dragged out of bed every morning
>asks her husband to comb her hair and wash her in the bath
>can't control her power level around the nobles

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>>37091338
what does she sell?

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>>37085657

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Wolf so fat she’s got back-up alarms.

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>>37091466
>>can't control her power level around the nobles
>two nobles complaining about the latest adaptation from an old manga
>the ova was better, one says, the animation and art style just cant be replicated now a days
>but the music track and voice actors of the 90's adaptation is a lot better, replies the other
>of course _____ voice was fantastic for the role, but that is not enough for.......the reformation of the city temple, you must admit we need to hire better architects, the first one changes topic as she notices the door opening

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>>37091477
>kiki wears a sexy version of her a normal maid outfit to entice mastah into finally giving in to his urges
>he insists that she wear the normal one so she doesn't get cold
Foiled again by dense mastah anon

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>>37091466
>honey please come to bed
>No hubby! Someone on the internet needs to know about their shit taste!
>honey please
>maybe attaching a cringe cat meme will show that pleb…

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>>37091536
>Kiki complaining about how MASTAH is so dense
>Anon crying inside as his beloved kiki is becoming an overly slutty bimbo, is like he doesnt recognize her anymore

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>>37091513
>"You have to take a bite of that butt, Anon."

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>>37091096
Monstergirl loli princess x adult human arranged marriage

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>>37091096
Consider having an arranged marriage with multiple monster girls since childhood.

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>>37091536
>kiki decides to go for broke
>lays on masters bed in her underwear with a roll of condoms(pierced of course)
>as he walks in, she gives him her best bedroom eyes
>”silly kiki, this is my room! You must be too sleepy to notice”
>kiki tries to be seductive as anon notices the condoms
>”balloons? you wanted to have a sleepover party?”
>kiki cries as master goes to pick a movie and make popcorn

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>>37091672
Would she even notice?

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>mofu'd

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>>37086293
Human ears exist to be groped.

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>>37091761
S-STOP! That's sexual harassment! If a human pops a boner for that it doesn't count as allowing sex!

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>Convent (C)
>Coven (C)
>They're both full of CCs
Coincidence? I think not. Anyway, would you rather join a Convent or Coven?

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>>37091679
>Pharaoh
So imagine that MGE girls came to our world and did homestay stuff like the Monster Musume series. Now imagine you're the hosting a pharaoh at your home. She's obviously not the ruler of her realm back home, but she's of the royal family, say maybe a princess 2nd or 3rd in line for the throne or something. Still ancient and everything that you'd expect of a pharaoh, but when her realm was buried in the magical sands thousands of years ago, she was 24. So she's got the personality and attitude of a young adult. Now she's back in your world, and she has extreme difficulty coming to the terms with the fact that no one gives a damn that she's royalty. No one kneels down before her. No one bows their head. She has to pay for stuff. Now imagine her getting frustrated with someone or you and going on a rant in her ancient, native language or in a thick accent of your language that no one can really understand.

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>>37091815
>came to our world
Stopped reading here

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>>37091832
You don't wanna see this world get mamono'ed?
Imagine all the new and interesting species that'd result from that.

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>>37091841
No. Fuck most people, they don't deserve shit.

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>>37091782
>convent makes you pray all the time and you can’t do fun things cause it’s not church approved
>coven makes you a guinea pig for their potions and spells without your consent and never actually teach you anything
>both shamelessly molest you whenever they can
Nah I’ll go hang with the sabbath lolis cause they’re cooler

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>>37091846
>they don't deserve shit.
That's what the lilim at the gate of the portal is gonna say to you before you reroutes it to dump you in a matango pit when you go through

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>>37091513
>tfw she gets constantly stuck in dogdoors.

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>>37091853
t. loli goat

[Anonymous No.]

imagine getting tickled by her pompoms

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>>37091853
sorry anon but their in hiding

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>>37091148

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>>37091782
Convent easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091902
please make >>37091258 anon feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091815
I'll rather imagine more loli Pharaoh wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091878
>What tentacles look like when their husbands have a tickle fetish and a high school girl fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091939
>anon gets her dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate that she asks
>she orders you to become her footstool for a day

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>>37091939
That works too!
>Adult loli complaining about her lack of authority
>Everyone else just thinks she's a cute little girl when goes on a rant
>No one believes her that she's royalty
>They just laugh and smile as she does her thing and pouts

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>>37091782
The coven is full of old perverts that will test all sorts of spells on you and molest you all the time. The convent is full of old perverts trying to find loopholes to molest and assault you. Hard to say.

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>>37091966
>anon please come into the confessional, we must purge you of your delicious-I mean nasty evil
>anon let’s go to the lab! I need to teach you about mana extraction
Dumb hags will use any excuse to get alone with you. Remember anons not to be left alone with a hag

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>>37092002
Thankfully I already found a fox who is around my age to keep me safe from the hags. She is apparently only in her late 20s!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092002
Oh don't worry you will never be left alone with A hag. When there are so many of them around

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>>37092022
Oh boy oh boy

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>>37092034
>anon smug because they won’t molest him with this many people around
>hags smug because they finally have a communal husband to run trains on
Surely anon can outrun some old hags?

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>>37085657

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>>37092174
I want a mermaid to tease me for my clumsy swimming.

[Anonymous No.]

does anybody have any stories about adoption or daughters? I need something for my aching heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092083
What is there to be concerned about? All the hags are FURIOUS there is a fox as young as her to keep me safe.
It's a win-win really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091761
Someone forgot his basic defense moves

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091761
or licked

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092281
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33264625/chapters/82595191
there's this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092372
I read that last night, such a good read, I want more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092281
No but I have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

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>>37092416
Imagine the warm, cozy hellhound cuddles..

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092281
Well there's the obvious but I assume you've already read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092319
But his crotch is defensele-

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>>37092550
>”fufufu, there’s nowhere to…”
>NOOO THERE”S NO WIFI!”
>”err what’s a…”
>Can’t believe there’s no WiFi in here! Surely there’s…
>”err human? Dear?”
>No outlets?! How can you charge your things now? Or hook up a fridge? What kind of prison is this?
>wisp confused as anon freaks out over lack of modern comforts and not from the blue ghost lady

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl to just freaking end me?

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>>37092597
send it anyways, may as well reread it if its something I read a while ago

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>>37092628

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>>37092646
https://touchfluffytail.org/?story=laska-and-me-part-1
Don't give me shit for the TFT link, it's one of the classics

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>>37092718
oh yea, thats a classic, gotta reread this shit

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>>37085657
Repent.

[Anonymous No.]

We know holsts have the best boobs of all mamono. What other mamono have exceptional boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092980
Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>monsterized childhood friend becomes a big titty baph
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092980
Ushis, the holsts of the arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093016
A trustworthy master who has nothing going on whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092974
>The order has been infiltrated by a demon and nobody even notices that the new officer makes all the nuns ware latex

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093016
>get to pet and feed her why she happily “baaa”s
Sounds like a win

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093016
The next lostbelt is going to be...interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093016
>Anon, your childhood friend got turned into an overpowered rapist with her eyes set on you!
>"So nothing has changed then?"

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>>37093016
>now I can have anon!
>bapho friend trips over her new hooves
>gets up but bonks her horns in the doorway
>all the while anon laughs at her
>bapho friend tries not to cry
>cries a lot

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>>37092718
damn, I forgot the "we sent guys to your house to check you can accommodate a daughter" and "I haven't even bought you a bed yet" are in the same chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093137
>"When I figure out how my everything works, I'm SO going to break his pelvis for this."

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the deal. I can throw you into a crypt of violent ghouls, or I can sell you to a gyoubu danuki for her own personal pleasure.

Yes, you have to pick one of these two options, or I'll tie cinderblocks to you legs and dump you into the ocean, so that you're preyed upon by a charybdis.

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>>37093196
>t. bapho struggling to walk while being help by sheep girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093203
>when anon cannot pay back his loan

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093103
Human girls from monster girl lands are getting really desperate huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093289
>You gotta get your balance on the hard part of your hooves, its like walking in what you humans call heels.
>"I skipped wearing those."
>Well, now its time to learn!

God help those weresheep.

>>37093329
This one was always a bit off.
A monster in spirit if not in actuality.

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>>37092980
Krakens

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37092589
Maximum comfy.

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>>37093343
I’m sure the weresheep would be very supportive and helpful
bapho friend will be constantly embarrassed because she is being babied by smaller girls and the fact anon is recording all of this

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to spook the demons on Halloween by dressing up as Doom slayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093043
>ware latex

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>>37093375
>Two small sheep cheering 'Ganbatte!' as she takes some very unbalanced steps.
>Anon is recording it with a camera and earns himself a very angry pout.

He better live it up now because he's going to be in for a pounding once she knows how to walk and move

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>>37093423
Werelatex

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>>37093034
>>37093090
Jokes are, as always, the deepest lore. Just like a dumbass fox caused a Beast in the making to spawn, of course a psychopath turning into a demon in the middle of a joke event is foreshadowing for something much bigger

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>>37093457
Oh, I'm aware of that.
Goat Gudako is cute regardless.
We better get a good event in November, I doubt LB7 is dropping so soon after 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093418
"Rip and tear me big boy."

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>>37093423
It was just a typo, I swear!
Don't make me eat her out for extra credits again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093457
I love how someone i know tries to deny the existance of cat or that tail cutting isn't true to the lore. Because they played Extra.
Of course because it's in the Extra CCC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093520
Anon, that implies people actually pay attention to CCC's fate lore like we autists do.
One must listen to cat, for she will tell the truth if it means she can shit on the OG

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093457
would you still love me, even if I had nine tails again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093457
>cutting off her own tails
That's why Akagi is the superior gacha fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093536
I love how they go autistic meltdown whenever i post cat. Then they flood the whole thread with OG Tamamo for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093543
The answer is yes.
The problem is what comes with full blown dieties.

>>37093557
Hey, Caster Tama goes up to 3 tails!

>>37093559
If they are taking it that seriously then they really need to reconsider things.
I mean, Fate's 'rules' are more suggestions and even the OG Fate has examples of breaking its own rules.

[Anonymous No.]

Every minute of every day, she's gonna tempt you into sex. It doesn't if you have no daughterus or a hundred daughterus, she's going to tempt you. And because you have no willpower, you will give in and breed her. I don't care if you say that can resist her advances. You cannot, and you will not. Not a second will go by that your penis and face doesn't reek of her pussy, ass, mouth, or some combination of the three. Don't worry though. As a consolation, she'll give into every desire you could ever imagine, and she'll treat you well forever: in this life and in the next.

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>>37093569
I'm sure he is just autist.
Honestly. Aside of Extra, he ignores every single other fate media. I think in one of the extella game the tamamo tails comes up and Tamamo fakes ignorance, but he just stays it's not canon.
Honestly he made me dislike Tamamo for a while and First Extella game didn't help either on this matter.

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>>37093418
Demons are going to spook you by dressing up as feminists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093435
>She learns how to walk
>Ready to shatter Anon’s pelvis
>Dread sets in when she realizes she is gonna have to learn to run to have any hope of catching him

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093586
I want demons to stop posting their propaganda on 4mon and start posting links to their contracts instead so I can sign them

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>>37093591
Tamamo can be a bit of a vindictive bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093586
Maybe she can tempt me but can she stop me from blowing myself (and potentially her) with a grenade before I fall to her charm ?

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[Anonymous No.]

I like gold dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093751
She can be for sure. One of her tail is the proof of it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37093762
the smuggest of dragons

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37093810
If I tickle her ears will she break me in half?

[Anonymous No.]

Lunch break takes a whole new meaning in the MGE world. Ya see, you don't go on lunch break to eat lunch. No. You go home to your monsterfu, and you provide HER lunch. And by lunch, I mean your cummies. Ingested vaginally or orally, it's up to her.

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>>37094022
good thing i dont have a wife, i can eat my lunch all by my lonesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094043
If you don't have a monsterfu, one will be provided for you. It's in your employment contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093762
GIMME YOUR HORNS DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

I still like the idea of monsters disguising themselves as humans and working jobs
I had this one idea where a dudes boss was secretly a kikimora, and frustrated that people were working hor her and not the other way round

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094078
I want my golden greatsword

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094067
I work in a office
what do i get

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

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>>37094260

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094259

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna make a deal with a demon where the only thing I ask for is for her to love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094096
>I still like the idea of monsters disguising themselves as humans and working jobs
I really like this too, fits perfectly for demons and succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094312
Brb applying for office job

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>>37094022
>tfw you are a security guard in a part of town that takes an hour and some change to get back to your house
what monsters are good at teleporting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094312
>Sorry Ma’am, the Pharaoh CEO won’t give me the time off for… “business visits” as you put it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37093203
I'm fine with the Ghouls, unless the 'nuki is really old, then I want her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093203
Give me that fat old hag nuki whose gonna dress me up like a manslut to show to her single rivals and make me eat her nuki pussy under the table as she talks business with them as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094407
>purple snake hangs an "under new management" sign on the pharoahs door and the sounds of a struggle have been going on inside for several hours
well i'm not paid to worry about that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094067
Wha? I was not told this…

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094096
>Anon marries his coworker
>Doesn't realize she's a lilim until their third daughter is born

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>>37094461
>anon walks in with coffee for his pharaoh boss
>walk in to her fighting with the suspiciously purple snake from accounting
>stand their awkwardly as they both look at you
> “…who wants coffee?”
What now anon?

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>>37094096
>tfw your whole office is just monsters in disguise waiting for a young man to work there

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna false flag as a order sympathizer on 4mon just to see the reaction.
Wonder how they would react when they find out I'm a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094455
I want a lilim or a wight to show me off as her slave to other high-class monsters.
Imagine being at a noble's party but all the men are wearing collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094529
>built for [insert species here] pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094529
That ain’t gonna get yous! What ya gonna do is say men only want monsters who are 1000+ and that men are grown adults that just mature faster than monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094548
>ywnbas
>you will never bear a son

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094548
>I'm telling you, a guy is fully capable of making any decision on his own when he's 20, monster girls need to be over 1000 years old because they mature so slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094522
>intern anon shows up
>now there’s a Cold War going on in the office on who gets him
>anon is exited for his first job, not realizing that growing tension whenever he is in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094541
>"Made for succubus pussy"
>"Nah, I prefer lesser succubus pussy"
>100 replies in less than 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094529
send them a pic of your resume to do hardcore monster porn and watch the replies soar

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094529
I will find a Jinko white knighting online, ask her for her address to meet her and really go to her place as promised, then let her take a picture of us together so she can show everyone she has been rewarded with sex for her posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094616
>not saying 18 to get even more (You)s
>not inferring that monsters are inferior for needing to be so old to be mature

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094367
"Teleport to husband" is a pretty common spell for monsters to know, it's getting back to where they were being the hard part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094367
Marry a fairy and take her with you.

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>>37094529
>make thread where monsters get pics of you depending what they roll
>dubs gets feet pics, trips gets no shirt, 69 gets me in my undies, trips gets lewd cosplay, quads get pp, quints get my face and a 6 6's get my address, my phone number, and my hand in marriage
No way anyone is gonna find me

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>>37085657

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't there a concept, something about enough imaginative energy and focus put towards an idea can make it "real"in one way or another?
Like, some where in the aether, there could be monstergirls? Even if just spiritual entities?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094764
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094770
Big blood sacs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094764

Get a genie

[Anonymous No.]

Now look what you've done, you startled the Banshee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094796
>>37094776
Sorry for coming off as crazy

[Anonymous No.]

This is an alice in peak physical condition, not suffering from mana starvation like so many of her species, lolifags may not accept this but it is the truth

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna smuggle a truck full of dhampirs into the local bloodsucker ball for the hell of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094747
Congratulations on the human son!

[Anonymous No.]

Gazerfag, koboldfag do your fusion dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094770
Bunch of dorks

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to make a monpedia page about a disease that affects men that is treated by being milked of their cum, every 3 hours or else they become irritable, unstable, and insane and use false research papers to back it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094946
I bet there already is a disease like this and it is well documented by monster doctors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094812
It's not the craziest thing I've ever heard. I mean who knows, maybe this whole world is just a simulation created by lonely robot girls attempting to grow the ideal husbands for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094946
Hyperspermia is a serious disease that can only be resolved by constant release

[Anonymous No.]

Creeping coins campaigning against bitcoin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094971
I can already see the headlines
>Has your hubby been too mad lately? Heres what might be happening
>You're an adoptive momster and your son is getting a bit rowdy, here's what experts say you must do
>How to keep your male coworkers happy, stress free, and very loyal
>My male student was a delinquent who often fought his monster classmates and also skipped school, Heres what happened to get him to become my star pupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094989
>creeping coins infiltrating crypto walleets
double fake money

[Anonymous No.]

>>37092671
i dont trust that smile, hellhounds are anything but kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094946
That is just Male Mana Overload, it's not uncommon among those who just became an incubus. It is however temporary, usually only lasting a few hours if treated, however the wife should expect a sleepless night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094989
Crypto creeping coin automaton when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095033
I want to go on a coffee date with griella

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094989
>you wouldn’t download a coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095042
Some time after she hacks your 3d printer, but it's going to take a while to print an entire body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094747
Looks like she got those children she wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095033
can it placed as a curse on some poor sap, just asking for a friend that might have been affected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37094989
dumb boomer coins can't compete with the new hybrid automaton creeping coins so they want to stop it

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna call a dragon barren. What’s she gonna do? Overcome the legendary infertility of her species just to prove me wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095232
she's gonna cry and bury her self in her hoard, how could you anon? she's always been sweet to everyone she meets

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095232
The older and thiccer the dragon she is, the more fertile they tend to get, just so you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095232
>last words of single man before fathering triplets with dragon

[Anonymous No.]

It's everyone's favorite touhou, Seiga Kaku! She's very friendly and nice!
And here she is as one of the friendliest and safest monster girls out there, a mindflayer!

You'll trust Seiga and enter her house right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095378
FUCK, sexy evil ladies that'll rape you if you are too trusting are my weakness

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are important. Remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095390
Seiga? Evil? No way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095429
Stop it please, please post more Seiga is too op, she needs to be nerfed

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters will make me call them master in a consensual, romantic way?

[Anonymous No.]

humans deserve to be under dark elven boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095524
nah, thats sounds boring, rather want to find myself in a coven

[Anonymous No.]

what if an mg falls for her brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095563
I can hear the banjos already

[Anonymous No.]

You will fuck nerdy dragons
You will show awe in her anime figurine hoard
You will play raunchy hentai virtual novels with her voicing the male while she voices the females and fuck her during the sex scenes
You will be her body pillow and accept the comfort of wing hugs
You will shitpost on deep sea shoggoth goo sculpting forums with her
You will post proof pics with timestamps to impress randoms on the internet
You will knock her up before all her much more conventional dragon sisters
You will join her in gloating at them for still having no children, much less a husband
You will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095524
Boots are hard and cold, I'd rather be under stockinged feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095637
>tfw its lewd cosplay day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095637
only if shes also plush and very plump

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095653
I'll take talons myself.

[Anonymous No.]

*chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095713
Too skinny for a tiger, she needs more muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095713
this is a starving jinko that has been malnourished for quite some time, do the world a favor and let her in

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095713
We need to get this jinko bulking.

[Anonymous No.]

I have discovered a lucrative market: tail lingerie for Manticores.
Including but not limited to latex fetish wear with hooks to gape the tail open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095637
But will we also play tabletop rollplaying games together as well?
If so, the 20/10 turns into a 50/10

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I don't these panda girls are endangered at all. I think this is just a lie perpetuated by them so they can get boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095785
It ain't a lie, They don't know how to sex at all

[Anonymous No.]

To the nearest ryu:
FUCK OFF THE THE RAIN ALREADY YOU ARE FLOODING MY HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCKING WATER WURM

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095790
They read to many zipangu adult comics, they don't know how to do it in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>37093591

Wait, someone got mad that you posted Cat? Really? How fucking insecure do you have to be to get mad that someone posted your waifu's alter ego? At least she's basically the same as one, according to Lip.

Maybe he's mad that Cat is the better wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095805
Some men hate the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095798
But anon, if she doesn’t flood your home, how can she flush heh you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

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>>37095894
>Gasmask
>Doesn't cover eyes
Not only it useless against any gas that would irritate the eyes, but she doesn't even need one as she is undead and such things would be mostly ineffective against her. As it stands, it looks stupid and I can't see her pretty smile so 0/10 try harder next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095957

She probably thinks it looks cool and tbf that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Avoid elves and dont accept their drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095969
>Womb tattoos
Those are succubus pretending to be elves, are you trying to cheat me again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657
Sucubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096058
Imagine unloading into that dump truck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What are you gonna put in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095969
I want to marry an unmonsterized elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095982
>pretend to be an elf
i've never imagined something so heinous

[Anonymous No.]

But what is the practical function of the womb tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine
bogie foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096139
Usually they'll change to indicate pregnancy

Often sensitive. If you don't think someone rubbing that spot while a girl's having sex is hot get the fuck out of my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096139
you can get updates on womb status (i.e., fluid capacity, pregnancy, estrus, ovulation) and once pregnant it can give you periodic updates on how the child is coming along

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096139
i thought they we're something that increased lust/pleasure. they also look hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096170
Why does the robot have breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096177
So that it is able to feed your children, she did come with a preinstalled synth womb don't you remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096177
Ergonomics.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more 80s monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096226
whoever that guy is who keeps posting the weight heels has found a new goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096248
How do I break it to a yeti that her hugs just aren't comfy enough and that a weresheep is peak comfiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096258
That's when they tag team snuggle you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096270
>Get comfy sleepy weresheep hug
>Also get sweaty hot stinky yeti hug
Disgusting I'm gonna wake up covered in sweating like a p'orc running a mile

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096297
rude, just for that a porc is joining the cuddle harem for max sweat

[Anonymous No.]

Could you survive a hug with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096343
Does sex count as a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096248
>>37096258
>>37096270
Both of them pale in comparison to kraken hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone has to stop the yeti menace, they are everywhere, out of control, and their numbers are only growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096365
>Sleep with kraken
>Wake up covered in suction marks all over your body
>Everyone knows you're a slut for krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37085657

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096455
>Never be the headmaster of a school filled wtih these sorts of monster girl students.
A difficult job, especially if you have a notable history of adventuring for them to follow up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096455
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096475
She's showing you how she's 100% wearing her school uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096475
Clearly her clothes are uncomfortable
You need to excuse yourself and go find her a better fitting uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096489
considering how a normal monster school would be, that is actually impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096475
She's trying to feel young again by wearing her old school uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096499
It actually is.
Normally they skip out on the bra and panties or alter their outfits to show more skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096514
Now that she's older, that just means her womb is more ready than ever before to pump out babies, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096518
>all these monster students flash their skimpy outfits to mr. anon
>he doesn't bat an eye
>monster student "shows" she is wearing it correctly
>mr. anon praises her for being a good student who actually does something normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096557
>Rest of the hall is filled with seething monster girls
>"She does even have hip cuts!"

[Anonymous No.]

Hug centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096546
>Now that she's older, that just means her womb is more ready than ever before to pump out babies
now that is some fat hag cope if I ever saw some

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096576
Yeah! Their womb and ovaries get riper and riper, swelling with eggs and nutrients

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096376
Why contain them? Let them spill over into the desert, Zipangu, let men get cuddled in the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096562
>dressing normal is the new hip way to seduce your man
>monster schools are now filled with properly dressed girls who are all up to code
>mg teachers silently weeping about what's wrong with the kids these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096604
>"The dress code isn't to be adhered to, its to be worked around!"
>Meanwhile Anon is inspecting every girl in one of the classes, giving them a chance to show off in their prim and proper uniforms.
>Even the Salamander delinquent is wearing a perfect uniform, although she still has her peircings in and her 'clan tattoos'

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096604
thankfully the cathedral has no such issue

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096620
>other students jeer at salamander delinquent for not being "normal"
>anon defends her saying that he finds her piercings and tattoos neat
>sally's face is red as her flames
>she makes a mental note to get a tattoo that says "sally&anon"

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>>37096382
monster girls marking you in their own unique way is the best
>vampire bite marks
>kraken suction marks
>clawmarks on the back
>mindflayer ????????????????
>manticore spike marks

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>>37096641
>never wears panties
>wears sizes too small to show off curves
>make cleavage window a cross to show off but still be holy
>wears too short a dress IF she even wears one
nuns are more thirsty than a succ

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>>37096660
>"They're part of her cultural identity like dwarven braid jewelry or P'Orc Raid Tattoos, isn't that right Sally?"
>'Mr. Anon? She's got one that says 'Built to breed', I don't think that's a clan tatt-'
>Salamander starts glaring at the Hakutaku hard enough that one would think she was trying to set her alight with just a look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37091864
>>37091846
Pretty much this. Most people who think others dont deserve stuff only think that because they assume they wouldn't be in that group

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096719
>"Built to breed? that's on the ok list for appropriate tattoos"
>class looks confused and interested
>anon can only sigh inwardly as he imagines the echindia head master giving a thumbs up

[Anonymous No.]

I need a loyal protector who is willing to keep me a virgin until i allow them to fuck me and wont just take me.

[Anonymous No.]

>At MG high
>Get into fight with another guy
>Kick his ass
>Learn that his girlfriend is a shirohebi
>Start feeling like I'm being watched
>"Accidents" start happening all of a sudden
>Ceiling fan falling
>Someone removed the electrical switch just as I got out of the shower, leaving hot wires in it's place
>Lamentation shrooms in my food
>Bed had broken glass in it
>Someone disconnected the gas line and left it on
>Parents are leaving for honeymoon despite obvious murder attempts
>Wish me luck
What the fuck do I do?

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>>37096851
marry her sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>37090149
This fox became very hip and up-to-date by hopping onto the miniaturization trend!! Portability is the future! Fits anywhere! Easy to carry around! Mofu on the go!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096930
This is good. Sometimes at work or at the store I get the urge to indulge in mofu, so now I can do so on the go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096851
tell the wisp exchange student to ask you out normally

[Anonymous No.]

Any drawfags around?
I have a silly request

[Anonymous No.]

How do you escape from a bogeys embrace when you need some private time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37087563
MGs like Spiders, Slugs and various insect types will also try to employ this strategy so be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096514
>Claims to be the most powerful, lewd, and desirable monster girl in wonderland, possibly ever
>Is a fat old hag that gets bullied by a monoeye
What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096796
That one zombie samurai monster girl maybe???

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096984
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097062
What is that thing, lieutenant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097062
cute blue goat
>ask her out with flowers
>she starts munching on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097062
I want ro nibble on her goat ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097066
i'm not sure but she should bear my children

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon's ship crashes on a foreign beach, with nothing but desert stretching for as far as the eye can see
>no other survivors, but enough supplies to last a week or two if you stretch it
>after 20 days, supplies are running critically low
>you take the last of the supplies and head inland, there's nothing here for you just sitting on the coast anymore
>after another 7 days, you run out of water
>on day 10, the hallucinations are making it hard to concentrate on moving forward
>on the dawn of day 11, you black out
>you wake up in a massive white silk bed, sun pouring in through massive windows
>everything around you is encrusted with gold, and inlaid with silver
>in the corner of the room, a small fountain burbles as it falls into an impression in the floor, forming a miniature pool
>you rush over, throat still utterly parched, accidentally knocking over a brass ladle sitting next to the impression
>as you're scooping water into your mouth as fast as humanly possible, large wooden door behind you creaks on its hinges as it swings open
>you stop suddenly, turning around to see.....

Any ideas anons? I have several ways I would be interested in writing this, but it might be more fun with some reader-choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097189
A representative of the Khepri Collective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097189
ghoul burglar

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/818491389197492225
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/848504246391644161
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/873494200179761154
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990260469448433664
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990590401802223616
Does anyone have these Wight MMD videos saved? The guy who made them recently made his Twitter account private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097062
Glowgoat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097193
>>37097189
I second the Khepri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097189
ghoul, their origin is in the desert

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096095
Empty box again Anubis-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097484

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097189
The mysterious desert yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097525
very rare and very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>buy permanent shota potion from CC dark mage
>drink it in front of her
>look her right in the eyes and call her "mom"
It's a foolproof plan, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097525
I want a Snowubis and Sandeti to meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097484
Only suggestions were about rape and whatever gibberish the wurms put in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097642
The royal advisor exchange program!

[Anonymous No.]

Onis are weakest monster around. All those muscles mean nothing you walk up to some oni, that you're only boob height to, slap her ass and tell her to wait on the bed on all fours for you and she'll do it cause onis are just that weak and needy for some dick, they'll be even more pathetic if you kiss her abs, and if you princess carry her? Forget it she'll be a like a slime in your arms

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>>37097679
Oniposters are at it again, trying to trick Anon into making an aggressive sexual advance, so they don't have to hold back in retaliation.

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>>37094764
/x/ here
there is a pretty regular 'succubi general' thread that talks about spirit-love, and we have at least one tulpa-having person who would be happy to talk about that angle on the immaterial-companion thing
you could also learn to lucid dream about monstergirls, that's a lot less commitment than a spirit wife or tulpa would be

[Anonymous No.]

You have to eat ALL the BBQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097710
I wanna eat ice cream off a glacies

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna make a salamander wear body-paint instead of any armor while fighting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097717
But Anon! It will melt from the heat as the fight goes on! Then she'll be naked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097722
Even better!
Then I can take off my armor as well to keep it even!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097710
I refuse. What are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097740
You need to pay for the meal, it's only free if you can finish it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097710
I'm gonna heat up a sausage between her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097710

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097772
>tfw no portable grill wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097744
>oh dang, i forgot my wallet. if only there was some other way i could pay...
>they make you wash the dishes
>but also she's the dishes
i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

sleep with dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097772
So if I go to a BBQ restaurant in mgc, how much more do I need to pay for my salamander waitress to become the grill instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097784
I like to think Lava Golems and Hellhounds can pull this off too.

[Anonymous No.]

What did you say anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098007
What kind of crimes do I have to commit to be "interrogated" by her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098007
>tfw you will never be a prisoner onboard some starship
>tfw you will never rise to power by fucking the captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096095
giant laser pyramid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098059
Getting caught being Cute While Single

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098007
Since fire dragons exist they probably can to. Although asking the queen of dragonia if she can be your grill might elicit an interesting response.

[Anonymous No.]

You agree to meet your new aunt at the beach, as she wants to meet you...

Damn foxes always look good regardless of age

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098378
Do they still look good regardless of pregnancy level and stage?

[Anonymous No.]

>playing strip Guilty Gear with your salamander childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098419
How humiliated/horny would she be if you were fully clothed and she was completely naked by the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098449
Depends on whether or not you were cheesing everything with May/

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098085
>not fucking the starship

[Anonymous No.]

>"Did you really have to build her so...curvy?"
>".............yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096226
>80s
Unf. I know what am I drawing next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098264
Deonora would have become a dragon mount if the laws didn't forbid it. She's probably a total sub in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098584
Isn't being a secret sub in private the whole thing that dragons got going on?

[Anonymous No.]

ran out of things to say
obligatory post of my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098614
I don't think it's a universal trait. They're subs if they meet someone who can overpower them but then it's not a secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>An Airforce Pilot crash lands in the Monstergirl Woodlands and comes upon a resident Dryad
>Date and location unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37095805
It's because she is "fake"/"impostor"- But as i said, he just a dummy that has funny moments like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098809
Shes the most trustworthy fox though
>woof

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098835
She is my favorite too even if sometimes it takes minutes to process what she just said. Though i'm getting better at understanding her.
She is also a good friend of Lip, so she is definetly a good Tamamo (Cat).

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098743
I think that it was stated, that overpowering her speeds up the process, but eventualy all dragon hubbies will achieve the same level, as they grow stronger with mamonobama.
There's also the thing that KC said, monster girls are girls too, they have diffrent likings and characters, and you can meet sadistic and controlling Umi-Osho, and meek and submissive Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098843
That they are.
God I need more monster girls in Fate.

[Anonymous No.]

Every man should have a dormouse wife. Even if she isn't wife #1, she makes a great addition to a harem.
>Smells and tastes of brown sugar
>Keeps the bed warm
>Low maintenance
>Won't interrupt your vidya sessions
>Won't interrupt your sportsball watching
>Cute and funny
>All your other wives will adore her unless they're snakes (keep the snakes away from her)
Just give it some thought. Even though dormouse isn't my waifu, I do fantasize about her a lot when I'm bed sleeping. They just give the impression of being a warm ragdoll to cuddle in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097961
>
You just ask for the Nyotaimori Grill Platter
>the hottest spot on the 'platter' also holds the 'special dipping sauce'
Try not to burn your fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098861
Agreed. We could use some more non human looking girls in fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098976
At least we got loli dragon and 3rd form Baoba.
Molay is cute too and actually not the most out there genderbend I've seen them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>when you're too occupied with your phone and walk straight into her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098986
I really love the big doggo fairy knight too. Baoba is good too, especially in her very Booba form.
I like Molay. Also enjoyed the short shitstorm she bought for a few days about getting genderbendet. Not like anyone ever remembered or wanted her saber form from arcade. Not even the bishi collector i know. Her design is great too.

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>>37099032
Barghest is great but not particularly monstrousoutside her chest.
But DAMN does her skillset make her fun to use and she is wife material.
I wanted Saber Molay but that's because I like crusaders but as soon as I figured out what the entity she was related to was I accepted the genderbend as making sense.
The design certainly helps and damn if those glasses staying on isn't hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099016
>Excuse me Madam. Do you happen to have seen a young man in school uniform walking down this street?
>No, sorry officer. I didn't see anyone. Now excuse to me, I must head back to my shrine kukukuku...
98% of men kidnapped by youko are smuggled out in their tails. Help stop this by fluffing single Kitsunes' mofu whenever you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099052
Yeah. Barghest just has the height advantage. (compared to other gacha girls. Like she is probably the tallest i have seen with her 190 cm height. Not counting tails length or gigantess because that is practically cheating.)
Yeah. Crusade design is really cool. Definetly wouldn't have minded to see him like that in mobile too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099086
>This big cow snek won't 'theaten' you as you lay in her lap
I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099095
Love the big tsun snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099107
>Tsun
>Casually threatens you
>Gets clingy when someone else closes in.
you cant stop her, give her lots of mini-sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099016
He'll be stuck in there for the rest of the week. Foxes can get very possessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099116
She deserves getting loved, so sure as hell i'm giving her lots of mini sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098895
>All your other wives will adore her unless they're snakes (keep the snakes away from her)
Lamias getting weirdly sexualy aggressive and predatory around Dormice, cuddling them, whispering into their ears, threatening to eat them, coiling around them, grabbing them by their neck is a very hot idea to think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098906
>Try not to burn your fingers.
Instructions unclear. Finger, tongue and dick got burnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099168
>Big evil snake not so evil after sixth daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099107
>tsun
>>37099116
by what right do you seek passage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099314
Softening up the big evil snek is my life goal.
>>37099354
>"You can die for all i care!"
>"Hey! Where the heck are you going, the exit is this way."
Her interlude had a good tsun vibe, even if she isn't the classical tsun type character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099354
By the right of dragonborn. My grandad was a mythic breeder, and my mother left me many, many aunties of all shapes and sizes. I have impregnated them all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://nhentai.net/g/377954/
Alien-controlled automata doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37096595
Her hugs are augmented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099409
https://comic-meteor.jp/senkanhina/

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098155
recent crackdowns by the MGPD has reduced the CWS epidemic by up to 83%! Respect to our girls in blue, even if most of them aren't real police officers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099368
And it's an admirable goal.
Medusa is good regardless of her form

>>37099393
Evilist cat needs kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099530
Would men be allowed to become police officers in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099597
Yeah. She is cute, no matter what version we are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099620
Yes, but they aren't usually allowed on more dangerous jobs given that most monster girls are far stronger than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097642
>Sandeti takes a train to Winterstown to meet with Snownubis
>Sandeti learns the difference between desert nights cold and winter cold

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099771
This seems unnecessarily intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099808
I like this plant

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099771
i still wholeheartedly believe that a small, mamono zombie apocolypse in the mge world somewhere tucked away would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/2046774/d017156815/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099851
>bring dragon zombie waifu to a city for the first time
>she gets spooked by a subway train and fills the entire station with zombie gas

[Anonymous No.]

Bite-sized focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099944
>When frightened, the elusive dragon zombie's first instinct is to make everything within a 40 meter radius unreasonably horny. The reason for this curious defensive instincy is currently unknown even to the most learned of mamologists and mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099944
>>37099968
>literally spilling their undead spaghetti when startled
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>Cat girl mom goes on her morning jog
>Comes back with rata, harpy, large mouse and small lamia
>Says you gotta train those hunting and impregnating skills otherwise you’ll starve and leave no descendants behind
>Proceeds to let loose a bunch of scared womanlet monsters run around the house
>You gotta catch them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100019
mom can i just play video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100019
Can't I just impregnate her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100019
just gonna open the door and let them out, then start plotting to run away

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100191
but anon where will you go once you've escaped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100019
all the agility and acrobatics I learned in clown school are about to pay off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100289
the old abandoned mansion at the edge of town, seems like a decent place to hunker down and hide for a bit before moving on

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100312
shoot meant for>>37100237

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100363
ideal way to meet succ wife. summon them because you feel lonely, then realise they're a lot more than you can handle, and that they don't intend to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100237
I'm sure the coven of single dark mages on the other side of town would be willing to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100390
I just summoned a muscle succ to be my spotter at the gym cause I’m too embarrassed to ask anyone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100485
Gooey to the second power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100420
They've been looking for a new assistant, so thats a good idea. They can't generate mana themselves, so they'll need a hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100233
gentlemen
I like panties

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100639
Imagine wanting to fuck a horse, lmao. No front pussy cope here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100485
are the little slugs a part of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100751

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100964
based horsecock implyer

[Anonymous No.]

>anon is alone in his room
>time to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101011

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100558
Me too.
Especially when it's thongs and backless panties on pear-shaped lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37100751
Yeah, haha, who would event want that? Totally not me, that's for freaks, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101035
King has his priorities straight

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if Monstergirls find your Human Girl Dakimamura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101138
scribble monster parts on it like pointy ears and mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101138
Monsterize it or replace with their equivalent

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101138
Corrective rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101138
make it a cursed daki that rapes you the next time you try to cuddle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101138
I don't know if genetically engineered super assassins from the future-past, like Rin, count as human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099771
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101357
An Order Assassin cannot fire on an Elf Mage due to love?

[Anonymous No.]

Lioness

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101370
He can
Just not with how you say "conventional weapons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101357
>ywn be war husband won through fair combat
Hope she’s gentle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101565
Please don’t post anymore pictures of hamburgers. I’m halfway to my goal weight and I’m on a very strict diet and food schedule and I would throw it all away for a burger with a CC MG and wash it all down with about 15 whiskey and cokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101586
Eat your veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

Seduction attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099074
>no fox that keeps forcing a border guard to thoroughly frisk her tails each time she passes through (several times per day)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101760
>dressed up for a sleep over?
>cool you get the popcorn and I’ll pick the movie
>later we can make pillow forts and tell scary stories
Seduction failed

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all the best girls worms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFaG3doLXQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101867
annelids too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097234
I wish I did, his account is 99.99% food/real life pics and the MMD stuff is so far back that searching his @ and videos won't bring anything up.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101883
Sexy.
Soft and squishy but in the right way for maximum comfort. Not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37099771
dang unblockable grapples

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101905
This corpse is the wrong color.

[Anonymous No.]

>talk to seemingly human coworker because she looks like the only female in the office who won’t try to rape you
>over the nest few weeks her conversation topics get more and more weird
>”did you walk here from home? How s-sweaty do you get? I b-bet your pits are super sweaty haha”
>she mysteriously has to go into the restroom immediately after you every single time
>you can see drool hanging off her lips after she goes
>always looks directly at you while cleaning up her pools of saliva

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102410
She's just a little weird, anon. You know how Normal Human Girls can be a little weird. Don't judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102410
I'm kind of surprised this is the first time I come across with the thought of a woman with an armpit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>37101382
Harem of muscular women who protect and feed you, no downsides.
>>37102410
Akaname are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102499
You don't really hear of women with foot fetish either.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102513
I wish I could agree with you on this, I truly wish I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102513
I bet that would be pretty common in girls with hooves, like holstaurs or centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102513
lamias and krakens go wild for legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102569
monsters with thigh and leg fetishes kissing them from base to the tip in a way that would make Gomez and Morticia Addams blush in shame

[Anonymous No.]

How are you supposed to counter the villainess fluster aura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102433
>she keeps glancing at your neck and breathing heavily
i don't get women

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102592
Put on a blindfold, go in swinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102592
I want to counter the offtopic image-aura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098843

I rerolled a bunch of times to get Cat, even rerolling Herc. She was my first bond 10 and got me through a lot of the game with help from George. I ended up grailing her and now I have her at np5, and I would make all the same choices all over again.

Cat is consistently inconsistent but that's one of the things that makes her so fun. Her dialog doesn't always make sense but she is 100% devoted to you, she even wears a maid outfit and a naked apron.

IMO she takes Tamamo's good traits but pushes them to 11, without bringing the negatives like having a hangup with the Extra protag etc. She is basically Tamamo Bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>pomf =3
>Are we going to eat snacks on the bed anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102668

It always looks like paragraphs when I write it in the reply box, but the actual post looks like complete reddit-spaced dogshit. I hate this formatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>pomf =3
>are we going to eat snacks in the bed anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Please swim where the lifeguard can see you.

[Anonymous No.]

rabbits are scary

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>>37102736
Oh?

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>>37098843
>>37102668
For me it's Vitch but Cat is pretty close

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>>37102730
Her idea of a snack is lyophilised fruit. Jabberwock could learn from her and leave the potato chips that are unhealthy and leave crumbs in the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

You disturb the grave of busty zombie. Prepare yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102736
My kind of rabbit. Can't go one second without thinking about dick. There's a reason "multiply like rabbits" and "breed like rabbits" are sayings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102784
Not a zombie!

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>>37102733
No, it is my right as a single human male to disregard any orders given to me by monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102779
>leave crumbs in the bed.
What a horrible monster, no wonder she is single

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102770

I'm only on NA so I've been curious if the Light version is waifu material or not. The regular version is a bit too murder-y for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102789
Then you get pinned under her fat tail, your safety is important, there's lots of shark bullies in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102804
Per MyRoom lines she is pretty sadistic, though equally as possessive saying stuff like ''will never let you go''
Unfortunately until she debuts in an event, specially having interactions with Cat (since original Tamamo never gives straight answers) no one will know how much of this sadism is genuine and how much is teasing.

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>>37102668
I bet she is happy to have an owner like you. I started day on NA and was added later, but luckily got her from the first banner she was added in.
>>37102770
She isn't that bad either just not for my taste. Her "dark" self also put poison in the cake and i'm still angry about that.
>>37102804
I think she is the money hungry aspect of Tamamo, while also being the most into weapons and wars too. Her NP is also a fucking Metal Gear. But also sounds like she still has her sadist moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_r_v_Ings
Vitch is supposed to be the capable secretary side. Which probably is why she is so good at business and the like.

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>>37102843

I'm definitely willing to give her a shot, especially since buster crit is my favorite play style.

>>37102863

I just wish I had two berserker support slots because while I love Cat to the moon and back, I ended up falling for Atalante Alter. Hard. Fucking cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102916
Oh right. I think even fate wiki describes her as such. I just remembered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102948
Business Fox!

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>>37102946
In two years or sooner we will get a update to NA that JP currently has. 3-3 page for both normal and event quests.
Best part is that they can Share the CEs so you can put out 3 supportive casters with Teatime.
Or have a Bella Lisa Rider and other offensive CE riders.
>>37102953
Fast Food Fox (Cat)!
FFF(C)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102971

That's fantastic. Finally, MLB Kscope Cat and Sumo Alter can coexist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102987
>MLB Kscope
Damn. I only got 3 regular Kscope. At least there will be a new passive skill set we can unlock that gives 20% NP start. That way i will have a "MLB" Kscope kek
We just need to wait 2 years....

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire tricks Anon into believing that this is the proper way to greet a beast-type monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Emergency Hospital
Love to the Rescue

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102840
This is an abuse of power! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

[Anonymous No.]

tamano cat, huh
>>37103037
is it not? My momster told me that's how you greet them....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103037
>what was supposed to be a funny trick instead got Anon married
>Chesh is still a permavirgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103037
I thought this was the way...
I always greet Tamamo cat this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103037
It is for the canine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103067
My instincts tell me this Hellhound is incredibly dangerous. If I go to 'greet' her, my head will be locked in place by powerful hotdog thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103086
And you won't be able to leave till your married

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102779
>feeding your greenworm dried mango in bed
heavenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102840
But what if anon is prime sharkbait and he is trying to fulfill his instincts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103086
Just be polite to her and she will be very gentle with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102733
nah, I already dived all the way down to where all the krakens live

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103067
Made for making dozens of puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

the best girls have multiple tentacles to molest you with

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103067
What a fat Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103419
>t. rapist tentacler typing in the computer of the boy she is raping

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103433
Don't drop your guard, could secretly be a strongfat Hellhound, with powerful muscles under the layers of fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103455
Still the fattest Hellhound i have seen in my life. My hand would easily sink into her flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103444
oh, I wish that was true. TO be molested and mindbroken by a monster rapist with tentacles, to forget my worries and be in bliss for a small time. It sounds like heaven to me at the moment as well as they give the best post rape cuddles, keeping you snug and secure as you come to your senses

[Anonymous No.]

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t just molest milky nuns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103501
You have to marry the nun and also forces you into monogamy by draining your everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103519
those old testament guys got to have a lot of wives so it's probably fine for me to have a lot of nun wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103501
I ain't got a reason other than don't do it to the mother superior or you are going to get milked in front of an audience

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103584
i don't like when the jewelry looks at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103466
It’s an evolutionary advantage for monsters.

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>>37103598
standard practise for demonic objects. get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103630
Or maybe she should stop eating the 4/5 of the whole cake i buy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103659
she needs that cake to have that cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103669
I'm going to grope her belly while she wolfs down my cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103501
because its better to be molested by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103662
what's the occasion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103662
I arrived finally, at CC town, right next hag town and loliville

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103695
Annual dumping of prisoners into the scorpion pit.

[Anonymous No.]

Worship the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103711
>not a snake pit
grape snake was right, pharaoh is a tyrant that must be overthrown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103825
but why? do I get a 401K if I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103841
If you do you don't get tossed into the lamia pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103825
Anon, that's a concubine, not a pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103854
she'll become a Pharaoh in due time, I just need to give her a kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103849
not the hag pit? This Pharoah is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103884
Who said the Lamias aren't hags?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I turn a wild ushi into a housewife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104005
big hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104005
You gotta be strong, you gotta be fast, but most importantly, you gotta..DANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097193
>>37097210
>>37097331
>>37097372
>>37097525
>>37097642
Ty for your input anons... I will try and include all these where reasonable :) working on writing the next bits now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103961
gonna brb, just gonna swan dive into the pit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104214
Oh wow another edgy looking lich, or as I like to call them an adventurer’s cock sleeve

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104005
cooking classes

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls have classes on dealing with a sigma male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104400
>There is no sigma males.
>There are only delusional omega males
>This is the end of the Sigma Male Course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104400
Unleash a blue, super fighting Automaton to deal with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>37102840
>Shark bullies
You mean the mamano that goes into ultra protection mode when they smell a drop of blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104439
>tfw you get cut accidnetly alot
fuck me sideways if I end up a room filled with mersharks and vampires

[Anonymous No.]

Underboob is the superior boob

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104005
why would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104512
Inferior before the light of the tiddy window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104512
Easy access.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104533
>before the light of the tiddy window
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104512
Too big. Girls with flat chests are scientifically proven to be better than cows in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104564
are your sources from loliville university and the college of cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104570
My source is my wife. She is the smartest and knows everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104581
I think you and your wife are wrong, Cows are much better than a flatty. Give me thre good reasons they are not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104602
I would kill you for your heresy if my wife didn't abhor violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104607
a death threat ain't a reason you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104617
Never respond to me again cowlover

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104620

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>>37104631
HERE ARE YOU THREE REASONS FLAT CHESTED GIRLS ARE SUPERIOR
1. FLAT GIRLS ARE LOYAL (ALL COWTITS ARE WHORES JUST LIKE HUMAN WOMEN)
2. FLAT GIRLS ARE SMART (ALL THE COWS BLOOD GOES TO HER BOOBS INSTEAD OF HER BRAIN)
3. FLAT GIRLS ARE NICE (ALL COW TITS ARE MEAN BULLIES)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104650
Gremmy is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104650
lolololololis mad

[Anonymous No.]

Where is mana stored?

[Anonymous No.]

>buy Jiangshi talisman in the local market
>fucking Danuki just about charged an arm and a leg for it too
>sneak into the Pharaoh's palace to try and place it on her
what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104856
Breasts,

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104902
That's a good size for a lich

Plenty of storage for mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104902
so if I want to defeat a mage, milk them?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104902
so cows could be the best mages of all?

[Anonymous No.]

defeat monsters by transforming them into jubjubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104978
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105011
I am going to start a party with the thiccest holst I can find as my mage and go on adventures

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find and bully a salamander mage for being a mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105082
You don't mess with muscle mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105082
she went to mage college and she will show off what she learned to an unruly brat like you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105136
>loli with hookah
BUT WHY???? IS SHE RELATED TO AUNTIE WONDERWORM?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105011
Miss Holst what is even the point of that belt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105178
she can hang lactation based potions off it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105011
No, because all their mana is converted into highly delicious and nutritious milk. This is why the only way to defeat a mage/lich with huge manatanks is to impregnate them, so that their mana turns into milk.

Don't you know this anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105136
Young lady, what did I say about vaping in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37103662
wish i had some collosal anubis hips in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105348
where do I find tribal elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105357
You're gonna have to be a little more specific. There are tribal elves in basically any biome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105377
ok, just how many biomes are there?

[Anonymous No.]

These three dragon brats won't stop bothering me when I'm trying to get paperwork done. What's the best way to deal with them without rubbing them the wrong way? All three of them are in my class.

New Monster Girls: Track & Field soon, boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105231
That would also explain why Holstaur milk is so good for you not just physically but for your spirit as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37104928
There's a clean version of this, mate.
https://files.catbox.moe/a1v594.png

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how that mana goo tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105412
Not as tasty as Gazer goop I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105412
It tastes like your mind shattering into a thousand horny pieces
Also a little like teryaki

[Anonymous No.]

Death by jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105393
IRL there are 5 in fantasy as many as you are able to imagine

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>>37105460
>Spot a tree with odd, fluffy pink leaves.
>Step on a twig, snapping it.
>The tree shakes, revealing hundreds of perched JubJubs.
>All of them staring in your direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105460
nothing the ol' lamentation mushroom hatter can't attend to

[Anonymous No.]

how do i collect good boy points?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105480
>Excuse me ladies, I was just leaving. Please feel free to stay where you are and I'll be out of your hair real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105480
one has to wonder what would be more effective, just ignoring them and continue walking like nothing happened or apologise for the noise and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105535
standing completely still and casting perifty on yourself to cosplay as a staute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105521
you have to please the dark mage you're apprenticing to

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105521
You find big girls, get on your knees and put that tongue of yours to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105401
Looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105480
>They all instantly heart pupil when they notice you're a male
>Jubjub pussy juice starts to drip from above
>A few moans can be heard from within the tree
>Some start to rustle their feathers and preparation for flight
You have 3 seconds before you're swarmed on by the horny jubjubs.

Do you accept your fate? Yes or yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105521
give yourself to the nearest old single tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105573
>”MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE”
https://youtu.be/H4BNbHBcnDI

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105551
they can't see you if you don't move

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105573
Turn to run, only to run face first into a huge, strongfat Bandersnatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105602
There's no running. They're too close and too numerous. Not even the Queen of Hearts could save you. You will succumb to the coomerbirds

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105563
I would spend good boy points for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105558
how many points do I need to get a hat like hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105617
just gonna curl into a ball cover the back of my head and probably cry

[Anonymous No.]

the scythe is a bit dramatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105573
>jub juice
>step on a twig under a jub tree
>waterfall of sticky but tasty juice falls down from tree
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105647
It's not a bad fate, anon. Just enjoy the impending sexing you're gonna get

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105634
Dark mages don't part with their hats. If you want it, you have to steal it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105658
Ahhh! No! She's gonna harvest my dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl who is at least 6'4" to walk into my house and bluntly ask me if I want to have sex, initially have me say no but then slowly tempt me into it, and then have us enjoy said consensual sex. Preferably a holstaur, a demon, apophis, cheshire, jub-jub, succubus, march hare, manticore, kunoichi, will-o-the-wisp, mucus toad, youko, dark mage, kauken, hellhound, dragon zombie or mummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105663
Gonna take weeks to get that scent out of your clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105773
you'll get a chihuahua kobold and like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105408
It all checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105563
What Is her personality like? Airhead? Manipulative? Yanderish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105174
fox magick allows them to turn their fur hydrophobic at will, avoiding messy tangles (except when they want to, such as in making an excuse to ask a prospective husband to help them brush)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37098856
Old comment I know, but felt like clarifying that's not how power growth works for incubi. They get universally resilient, but they still have to work at it and develop skill to actually become powerful fighters. Further, some are always going to be stronger than others. This is in part due to how while your power via mamono mana does keep growing, once it reaches a certain point (namely that of a low rank deity) power growth slows to a crawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105741
i just want a copy, i think its a neat hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105174
How is it possible we still have no Shinano doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105869
donut lewd the butterfly focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105741
>steal
Bad idea, Dark Mage hats often come equipped with tracing magic or will automatically teleport back to it's owner. Not to mention protective magic such as: mind breaking you if you try to wear it or teleporting you into a pocker dimension where you will be completely at her mercy, or various fun curses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37097234
I hate twitter and the snowflake attitude of its users

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105903
But we need it, it's too rare that a fox with tails of such volume gets good doujin material.

[Anonymous No.]

What kinda spells does a witchgoth know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105971
the spell to win my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105971
i'm not sure how i feel about shoggoth sexually using her broom on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105914
I have a collection of stolen dark mage hats on my shelf. I will overcome any curse or hex that stands between myself and my goal of stealing more absurdly large headwear from big tittied witches. They, nor you, cannot do anything to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106030
>I steal mage hats
>posts gun mage
don't want to scare you anon, but you probably have a target on your back

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105773
>Kunoichi.
>"Anon-kun, I have chosen you to give me children to continue my bloodline."
>"Gomenasai~"

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell dark mages that shotafying a person doesn't give them the right to put the boy on their lap, stroke their hair and give them a handjob as if he is their property.
Also that this doesn't mean they should stop giving the headpats and handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106030
I'd like to go to a shooting range with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106048
i will simply use my force of will to remain an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106042
Basically how I'd want it to go, but maybe not as focused on having children (yet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106058
>implying your willpower refined from less than, pff, 100 years is anything remotely close to an adult's

[Anonymous No.]

>>37105869
>>37105930
It's frustrating because Kumano, who debuted at the same time, has three doujins so far.
>>37106030
>>37106040
>>37106051
That's a robutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106097
>robutt
What. I thought she was just a witch with an interesting choice of broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106097
I believe in big tiddie oni supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you found a bee and started a hive yet anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106129
Because her sign is written in blood and I am fucking scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106129
i like bees

[Anonymous No.]

There better be a good OP when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Young fox that uses magic to appear as a stacked hag fox
>Hag fox that uses magic to appear as a cute young fox
Which is superior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106129
Need to find a queen bee first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106247
neither, cause they should just stick to their strong suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106247
I’ll take both and put them both in school uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106247
One on each arm so you can hear them argue and call each other names

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106247
as long as i'm in a constant state of confusion i'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to the battle automaton she was a never meant for actual combat, but she was just given muscles to appeal to muscle fags like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106110
It's one if those seasonal skins gacha games like to sell. This is what she looks like in her default CG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106289
>industrial automaton
>purpose built to carry heavy loads
i sure hope they don't misinterpret any programming when the inevitable automaton uprising happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106152
Latenight bumblebutt is very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106152
Shake that honey maker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106336
now imagine a whole hive of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106389
do you want to start with a hive or build it from the ground up with your queen?

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite MGE story/greentext of all time? (or maybe a top 3?) - I'm in a reading mood and scrolling through a bunch of Anubis.moe links to find dead pastebins is a little annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106415
how would you find a queen to start a hive? ask other hives?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yesyes humans are responsible ''''''''adults''''''' now prepare for your bath

[Anonymous No.]

>From a recent KC tweet:
>On the other hand, the criteria for being disliked are: people who are excessively evil, such as those who kill for pleasure, men who intentionally try to take someone's wife, etc., are not tasty and cannot be recognized as males in the first place.
>However, if they haven't made an attempt, or if they can still turn back, they will often attack you and say, "Let's nurture you to my preference".
>There are people who are twisted in some way, but there are no people who are born evil.

Now I'm imagining monster organizations that track down villains in the making to try to get to them before they go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106470
seems reasonable if you don't want to try tricking your childhood friend into eating a lot of royal jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106481
jokes on her, if she thinks im a kid she is not love material
im just gonna find someone else to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106481
Humans mature and die faster than monsters, just so you know. THats means I am an adult and I don't need to be babied, I still my milkies before bed tho, just for no other reason than it helps me sleep better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106502
so do you just knock on the door? or just walk in with a sign saying "Looking For a Spare Queen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106481
why do hentai milfs always have this face

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106481
It's time for humans to go on strike until we're treated like adults

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106470
If I’m remembering it right with irl bees whenever the hive gets too populated the queen will lay several new potential queen eggs, the first one to hatch will then kill the others before taking a portion of the original hive and starting a new one and it’s in the process of finding a new place to build a hive that the queen mates. So you probably could easily find a new queen to start a hive with by either asking an existing hive or hanging around one for long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106487
>desperate Bogie screaming "I CAN CHANGE HIM" "I CAN TAKE HIM DOWN A BETTER PATH" while being dragged away from a particularly far too gone man that has yet to fully hit rock bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106539
>inb4 all queen type monsters appear before your door, from bee, pharoh, queen chess golem, queen slime, queen automaton, queen clown, queen chesh, queen jinko, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106538
The moment you drank mamono milk you revoked the capacity of dying fast and increased your lifespan dramatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106549
>the first one to hatch will then kill the others
pretty brutal
I like to think any multiple birthed queens just become lazy neets, awaiting their prince charming

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106556
i would've expected her to fill his dark soul with light

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106572
Damn, I need a white haired red coated bogie now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106560
no wonder I look 10 year younger.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106568
Nature is pretty brutal especially when it comes to bugs yeah, obviously MGE wouldn’t be the same, either just being single queen births or like you said multiple at a time then waiting their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106558
>queens start fighting on who gets anon
>start showing off their wealth, power, prestige, etc.
>anon is just standing there confused
>but he better figure out who he wants soon before war is declared for his virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106544
What would happen if I tried to go on a sex strike until my dark mage stops treating me like a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106624
Hope you like either getting constantly edged and brutally and gently milked of the bad cum that's obviously making you think that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106624
I bet she's got a good cop cosplay just for that purpose

[Anonymous No.]

i wish to be lulled to sleep by the monster/now wife after being aggressively yet lovingly raped by them for a large amount of time. under the covers that they went and got after they realised they nearly mindbroke me and that i was a shuddering, clingy mess now.

[Anonymous No.]

https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/l73Jovq/1/1/
https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/OnTuLND/1/1/

Short story about a guy that found an abandoned maid robot and fixed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37106461
What can I say I'm a sucker for haughty monsters not being able to show their feelings Also where do I post the old pastebins I saved don't wanna start reposting them on AO3 only to find out they're posting their stuff elsewhere

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>>37106568
Brutal but with a purpose. The behavior is because honeybee colonies have to be so large to survive. If other young queens survived then the portion of the colony they could take with them could be too small.

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If your wife is bigger than you, is it better to sleep on top of them, under them (probably being smothered) or at their side? Or do you have an alternative?

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>>37106676
I mean all the pastebin stuff should be in the MEGA

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>>37106729
Little spoon is best

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I wanna join the ancient evil, how do I do that?

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>>37106487
From the end of a scenario KC tweeted about concerning how brainwashing doesn't work on monsters.
>Note: The sorcerer who was beaten and fainted suddenly disappeared the moment the knight took his eyes off him.
>A used ticket stub with the words "Midnight Circus" written on it was left at the place where he was.
>In the diary left at his hideaway, he writes of his resentment towards his parents for not loving him, and his hatred towards the happy couples, parents and children in the world, saying that they are all unfair.

So from this I guess it's safe to say bogies can teleport, or at least are fast enough to get in and out unobserved?

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>>37106744
be her dumb yet loyal servant

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>>37106740
need Jinko

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>>37106740
but then the front feels all empty

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>>37106760
Sorry out of jinko, got cheshire though, they both got stripes should be good enough right?

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>>37106787
You have an enormous paw to cuddle, it even has fat squishy beans

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>>37106787
the front is the daughter zone, you need to fill up the void

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>>37106787
You need a dullahan so you can cuddle the head while the body cuddles you.

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>>37106787
thats why you get a big girl with tentacles

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I wish for a monster girl to seduce me, force me into bed, fuck me to sleep and tell me "I'll still be here when you wake up." while I drift off to sleep

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>>37106792
Might as well give me a clown. Cheshires are cringe and very last season.

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>>37106634
why does she wear the bit?

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>>37106905
Kinky girls be like

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>checking MGQ’s Q&A
>apparently it’s super hard to normally combine genetics of different monster girls, that’s why scientists were using human DNA as intermediary. Human genetics are simply compatible with all monster girls
Wtf bros we are literally the rape-bait of monster girls. They can write doujins where orcs force us to breed them and anything else they wish and there is nothing we will be able to do about it.

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>>37106875
Fine take a jinko. A dumb chunni jinko who spilled ketchup all over herself and didn't want to wound her pride asking you for help on how to operate the shower and just sits out in the rain to wash it out

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>>37106487
>men who intentionally try to take someone's wife
>are not tasty and cannot be recognized as males in the first place.
Heh, imagine some Chad wannabe thinking he can steal your monster wife/girlfrield away from you but she doesn't even acknowledge him.
Then she reverse mogs him by passionately kissing you while he watches.

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>>37106949
we warned you about fox genes ruining your bloodline on several occasions

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>>37106971
i wouldn't even give them the privilege of being imagined.

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>>37106971
Well that's how married monsters react to any men.

I'm willing to be that's the fastest way to figure out if a monster is married or not. Throw a pick up line her way. If she ignores you completely then she's married.

If she immediately rapes you then you know she was single until a few second ago.

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>>37106949
>You will never get captured by a monster girl army and forced to breed the centaur warriors

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>>37105869
am I fucking hallucinating?
I swear I'd found and read at least 5 but I can't fucking find them anymore

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>>37107061
Oh no what a horrible fate, please tell me where this army is camped so I can avoid them.

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>>37107039
To be clear, it's not that married monsters literally can't hear/see other men, they just don't recognize them instinctually as being "men" the way they recognize their husband, who is like the only "male" for them.

Somewhat related, that sorcerer in KC's little story used a spell to try to command a lizardman to kill her allies and husband. Her response was simply to punch him in the face.

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>>37107122
What little story?

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>>37107122
A tales told via tweets, in this case various examples of how brainwashing doesn't work on monsters. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?p=32778#p32778 for machine translations of it and others.

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>>37107155
Was meant to respond to the below.
>>37107135

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>>37107155
>tfw I'll never get to cast mind control a hellhound into thinking being dominate is laying on her back with her knees next to her head

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>>37107170
it works on your wife but it's usually called roleplay

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>>37107170
To clarify, the magic can work but it will be used/interpreted according to the monster's own desires, anything she doesn't want being ignored completely.

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Cats

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I like monsters in military gear

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>>37107198
chocolate cats

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>>37107170
>she still tries dominate you and shatter your hips by shaking her hips while on her back

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Dear monsters, you claim to be stronger, smarter, faster, and more powerful than any man, yet my hips remain in one piece, curious.

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>>37107239
monster girls with GUNS

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>>37107279
Leave the starting town newbie

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>>37103662
You know this anubis is untrustworthy because she's doing the happy merchant hand rubbing

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>>37106747
Whatever's needed to get to a man. They're the bogeyman mixed with a fear of clowns, so just assume horror movie logic with a preference for any location children would naturally be afraid of.

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>>37107288
>guro

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>>37107328
Please stop seeing glow in the dark hellhounds anon, maybe she's just being selfish and keeping her toe beans to herself, maybe it's a bit chilly outside and she's rubbing her paws to keep warm, etc. not every time a monster rubs her hands it's secretly a tanuki using magic to appear as one or is it?

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>>37107414
>Thick_Danuki
I've seen thicker. Change your filename

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>>37107420
all nukis should be thicc

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>>37107395
deep tissue massage