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Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:10:59 2009 No.3706385 [Reply] [Original]

Nasu, ZUN, and Ryukishi07 are sitting in a bar when Nasu says, "My wife is so dumb, she works with so many people, and doesn't even know their powerlevels."

ZUN says, "My wife is so dumb, she can't even play on easy modo."

Ryukishi07 says, "My wife is so dumb, she works at a hospital, and can't even make a cure for brain parasites."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:13:59 2009 No.3706394 Okay, it was so bad that it's actually good

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:14:59 2009 No.3706395 And then they realized that none of them have wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:14:59 2009 No.3706397 >>3706385 That comment is really not Nasu defining, more like TM fans. And we still have no goddamn picture.

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan !MOONmNft4g Wed Nov 11 07:14:59 2009 No.3706396 Where's the punchline?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:15:59 2009 No.3706400 I thought Nasu was a woman for the longest time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:15:59 2009 No.3706403 >>3706396 see >>3706395

Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:15:59 2009 No.3706404

Nasu, ZUN, and Ryukishi07 were sitting in a bar. In walked a mean looking white guy looking for a fight. He sat down, ordered a beer, took a drink, went over and slapped Nasu and said, "I like screwing asian women."
Nasu looked at him and thought, and said, "Well, that's great."
Then the big white guy went over to ZUN, hit him on the shoulder and said, "I like screwing asian women."
ZUN looked at him and said, "Good for you."
The white guy sat down and took another drink of his beer. He got up, walked over to Ryukishi07 and belted him on the back, then said, "I like screwing asian women."
Ryukishi07 sat and thought for a second and finally said, "I don't blame you. I don't like screwing those white ones either."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:18:59 2009 No.3706409 >>3706404 are you implying Ryukishi the smartest of the trio?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:19:59 2009 No.3706413 What is it like to be Nasu or ZUN or Ryukishi07's waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:20:59 2009 No.3706418 >>3706409 He does write the smartest stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:22:59 2009 No.3706424 >>3706418 The most tiring, repeating nonsensical ones too. And ZUN does Touhou, so that's impressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:23:59 2009 No.3706425 >>3706385 it was so funny, i started scratching my throat

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:23:59 2009 No.3706429 >>3706409 >>3706418 I sensing incredible amount of trolling incoming, brace for impact

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:25:59 2009 No.3706433 >>3706424 ZUN's writing is amazing, as anyone who has read CoLA understands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:26:59 2009 No.3706434 >>3706404 Does this also means Ryukishi have more experience than Nasu and ZUN?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:26:59 2009 No.3706436 >>3706404 I'm really, REALLY wondering why I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:30:59 2009 No.3706445 ZUN+Nasu+Ryukishi07 = Superior Erogame with danmaku bonus levels. Nasu = art Ryu = story Zun = danmaku shooters

>>	deleted Wed Nov 11 07:31:35 2009 No.3706447 >>3706445 >Nasu >Art

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:32:59 2009 No.3706449 >>3706445 >Nasu >Art

Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:32:59 2009 No.3706451

>>3706445
Nasu does not do designs.
mAybe have him do the world setting.
Ryou will do a story about people killing each other for little good reasons that involve blue haired lolis, and Zun will designs hat for those lolis and have them put through bullet hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:32:59 2009 No.3706453 >>3706445 You mean "Superior eroge with danmaku sex scenes" cause I sure as fuck don't want Nasu writing them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:33:59 2009 No.3706456 >>3706453 >danmaku sex scenes >GRAZE >GRAZE >GRAZE Oh, I'm naked. Whatever will I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:34:59 2009 No.3706463 >>3706451 >>3706449 WELL, TYPEMOON THEN.

Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:36:59 2009 No.3706468

There are three jobless sods traveling in a car -- Nasu, ZUN, and Ryukishi07. The car breaks down.

"Where's Saber when you need her?", says Nasu.

"Well", says ZUN, "I think Reimu could do something about this."

They both turn to Ryukishi07, who up to then had said nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"Well, I, like, dunno, man."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:36:59 2009 No.3706466 >>3706463 You want Takuechi's art? Why? All 3 of them range from medicre to 'at least is expressive, laugh'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:37:59 2009 No.3706469 >>3706456 You take your..that there your BULLET and put it my...this...my VAGOO... and J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:38:59 2009 No.3706473 >>3706469 I';m fairly certain now people overwrite their VN impressions with their Doujin impressions, for TM and Touhou at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:38:59 2009 No.3706474 File: 84 KB, 398x473, 1246833381993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3706466 Because TM's art >>> Zun's or Ryu's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:38:59 2009 No.3706475 >>3706456 Now they graze your bullet with their hitbox. Mmmmm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:39:59 2009 No.3706482 >>3706474 Combine silly hats, sausage hands and broad shoulders while taking weird poses, and you get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:39:59 2009 No.3706483 >>3706473 You're only certain of this now? Touhou fans are especially bad about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:40:59 2009 No.3706486 >>3706483 I do not follow Touhou fandom much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:41:59 2009 No.3706494 >>3706482 Godly-art.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:41:59 2009 No.3706493 >>3706469 You'd rather remember the real sex scenes? That's weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:41:59 2009 No.3706492 File: 81 KB, 798x594, 1257885313029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3706482 I don't need to combine their crap, when I have this superior masterpiece.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:42:59 2009 No.3706503 File: 234 KB, 800x600, 1257793882008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:45:59 2009 No.3706517 >>3706503 I want to make babies with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:46:59 2009 No.3706522 File: 113 KB, 800x599, 1256527236918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3706517

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:48:59 2009 No.3706530 >>3706522 >My head explodes Literally. Blood guts everywhere. Classical "WTF" Type-moon ending. Taiga-Dojo and everything. It's nice to dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 07:54:59 2009 No.3706549 >>3706522 Clearly she is not ready for motherhood. She should wait to have sexual intercourse until then.

Anonymous Wed Nov 11 08:05:59 2009 No.3706604

Nasu, Ryukishi07, and ZUN are sitting in a bar, drinking and talking about women. Talk turns to what they like in a sexual partner.

Nasu says, "I like a girl who's obedient and doesn't mind me talking during sex. And she better have a twat that's tight as a mollusk."

Ryuikishi07 now looks a little embarassed and, after a moment, says, "What I really want is someone who will dominate and humiliate me. Nothing else gets me going like that does."

They both look at ZUN, who takes another drink and leans back, thinking. After a pause, he responds: "I don't have many requirements, but if she doesn't douche her cloaca I'm not getting near that thing."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 08:13:59 2009 No.3706650 >>3706604 R7 wants blue haired midget. Nasu wants to fuck them till they cry. ZUN wants them to drink beer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 08:19:59 2009 No.3706672 >>3706650 >ZUN wants to drink beer. fixed

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 08:43:59 2009 No.3706766 >>3706604 what the hell is cloaca?japanese for cunt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 08:44:59 2009 No.3706775 >>3706766 Web definitions for cloaca (zoology) the cavity (in birds, reptiles, amphibians, most fish, and monotremes but not mammals) at the end of the digestive tract into which the ... --- 5 seconds on google Anon.

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