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3705709 No.3705709 [Reply] [Original]

You’ve found a loving waifu, however she is a real screamer when it comes to sex. Just the other day the police knocked on your door telling you that the neighbours are complaining of the “hysterical” noises coming from your house and your waifu will be charged with statutory nuisance if she doesn’t pipe down.

You’ve already tried covering her face with a pillow when she cums, but it seems to make little difference.

What do you do?

>> No.3705711

cur throat and pull out vocal cords

>> No.3705713

Pad the walls, start using aluminum and foam curtains.

>> No.3705715

You know those mouth gags used in S&M?

>> No.3705723

Hey I know this
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/11/2739039.htm

>> No.3705724

i don't have neighbors

>> No.3705725

Plant meth in my neighbors' car and wait.

>> No.3705733

Get an expensive lawyer and find some way to spin it as voyeurism on the neighbors' part. Sue the hell out of them and move somewhere with a little elbow room.

>> No.3705739

Kiss her nonstop.

She'll be too busy sucking tongue to scream.

>> No.3705742

>>3705739
this

>> No.3705892

Do women actually vocalise involuntarily during sex?
That's pretty hot.

>> No.3705989

>>3705892
Both sexes do. The muscles in the body contract during sexual intercourse, a behavior likely evolved to insure both partners cling to each other and don't break their coupling. This contraction also occurs in the larynx and other "neck muscles" as it were, resulting in involuntary contraction of the vocal chords. The bodywide muscular activity results in an increased need for oxygen, but the diaphragm and other respiratory muscles are also suffering from the muscular tensing. The result is labored breathing as your body struggles to fuel your muscles while trying to relax your respiratory muscles. The hard breathing and contracted vocal chords cause involuntary vocalizations which can vary in intensity depending on stimulation, the aerobic intensity of the sex, and the state of arousal.
I wouldn't call it anatomy 101, but maybe 201?

>> No.3705995

I'd rather be arrested for pedophilia. I'm not going to live near human, when i get married, anyway.

>> No.3705996

>>3705989
Cool. Teach us more about sex!

>> No.3706056

>>3705996
Please?

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