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3705600 No.3705600 [Reply] [Original]

I live in Gensokyo, ask me anything!

>> No.3705613

How do I get in?
And I swear to god this better not be some "balamb garden, you have to kill yourself to get in" bullshit...

>> No.3705612
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3705612

Define "supernatural phenomena".

>> No.3705616

>>3705600
Do you have indoor plumbing?

>> No.3705618

>>3705612
a back strong enough to hold up her healthy chest

>> No.3705619

>>3705600

Why do you see fit to pretend to post from a fantasy realm in order to make people ask you dumb questions that you'll answer incorrectly?

>> No.3705621

Where did I leave my keys?

>> No.3705628

>I live in Gensokyo
>internet

Sup KAGUYA

>> No.3705632

Send me a copy of today's bunbunmaru headlines

>> No.3705636

>>3705632
You just want it for the pantyshots don't you?

>> No.3705638

you're not responding to any questions ( °A°)

>> No.3705646

>>3705612
Stuff that can't be explained by science, I guess.

>>3705613
You have to ride the Toho Bus which randomly appears in forests sometimes.

>>3705616
No.

>>3705621
I don't know.

>>3705632
I don't know your address!

>> No.3705648

>>3705638
∧_∧
( ;´Д`)
No Internet in gensokyo.

>> No.3705654
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3705654

Is Sanae really a slut as the rumors say?

>> No.3705658

>>3705654
Not that I'm aware of.

>> No.3705660

>>3705646
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io5_NKcX01I

>> No.3705664
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3705664

>>3705618

Oni have spines similar to steel rail, though. So that isn't particularly supernatural.

>> No.3705666

Can I be Chen's shikigami?

>> No.3705671

>>3705664 Oni have spines similar to steel rail
I don't know about that. It sure didn't do anything for Konngara.

>> No.3705672

How's the weather?

>> No.3705676
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3705676

>>3705664

Yuugi's buttocks and thighs are a miracle of the ZUNiverse.

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>>3705671

Konngara is an oni?

>> No.3705680

>>3705671
Konngara isn't an oni, take your fanon and stuff it

>> No.3705689
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3705689

From what I gather, Konngara is what you get when Hakurei miko outlive their shelf life. Also...

>>3705676

... it's ALL muscle.
Even the breasts.

>> No.3705691

>>3705689 From what I gather, Konngara is what you get when Hakurei miko outlive their shelf life.
And you think oni can't be miko?

>> No.3705693

>>3705691
Um. Yes? Pretty sure oni can't be miko. It's a human job.

>> No.3705701
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>>3705689


....superb.

My desire to have Yuugi sit on my face has increased tenfold at the unearthing of this fact.

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3705767

And the thread grinds to a screeching halt.

I suppose I'm left along with Gensokyo's Two Wonders Of The World, then.

>> No.3705770

>>3705767
It wasn't screeching until you spoke, dear.

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3705776

>>3705767

Potential victim for breast cancer.

>> No.3705777

>>3705767
>>3705770
oh burn

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>>3705770

Truly fascinating.

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>>3705776

Yuugi is so strong that she can kill cancer with a hard stare. True story.

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3705789

DAT

ASS

>> No.3705790

>>3705781

Cancer is not a supernatural phenomena. She's fucked.

>> No.3705794

>>3705790
Oni don't get cancer.

>> No.3705795
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3705795

>>3705790

She shrugs off cancer the way you or I would shrug off the common cold.

I know this because she drinks gallons of alcohol and doesn't afraid of liver cancer

>> No.3705816

>>3705680
OP lives in Gensokyo. I think he knows a little bit more about its history than you do.

>> No.3705832

>>3705795
>shrug off the common cold.

I thought the common cold virus cant be destroyed by the body, you simply make it dormant until it mutates and fuck shit up again

>> No.3705839

can I fuck the fairies

>> No.3705846

>>3705816
I doubt it in this case. What happens in Hakurei Gate stays in Hakurei Gate.

>> No.3705849

>>3705839
I guess you could.

>> No.3705856

are the fairies tight

>> No.3705862

can we live peacefully in Gensokyo without getting shot by a random danmaku ?

>> No.3705887

>>3705856
I don't know.

>>3705862
Yes, if you don't do anything stupid.

Goodnight /jp/.

>> No.3705888

so are you going to answer more questions?
i am very interested in fairy sex

>> No.3705891

>>3705856
Yes. If you fuck them enough that they're loose, just kill them so they respawn fresh.

>> No.3705894

>>3705891
So could I keep fairies in my basement?
Also are they as satisfying as a little girl, or is it just not the same.

>> No.3705898

>>3705888

I'm more interested in Oni sex, personally, but I'll let you take the OP on for now.

>> No.3705899

>>3705894
They're better than little girls. You can keep them in your basement but you need to have some of their element nearby or they won't respawn near you.

>> No.3705901

Oni would have a very muscular vagina, i imagine it would just be up to them whether they wanted to be tight to you or not,
so you should focus on those who involuntarily can't control it aka fairies

>> No.3705903

>>3705901

>Oni would have a very muscular vagina

That's the epic part, brosap.

>> No.3705904
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3705904

>>3705888
Yes, fairies are tight because they have petite bodies.

>> No.3705907

>>3705898
Oni sex, very dangerous. You better make sure she's being gentle and not too drunk.

>> No.3705916

>>3705904

> Yuugi
> Small breast

F*ck off!

>> No.3705921

would a fairy enjoy how a average human penis feels inside of them, or would it be too painful.

I can imagine pain isn't an issue for them due to how a fairy works

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>>3705916
More importantly, it looks like the party hat is at an angle. I can't take it easy like this.

>> No.3705928

>>3705921
While fairies are very willing to brave temporary pain during danmaku battles, I doubt very much that they'd be willing to brave it during sex. Enjoy your rape.

>> No.3705932

>>3705928
Ah that is fine, I guess fairy rape would be acceptable

>> No.3705935

>>3705932
You could probably have sex with one of the larger fairies without it being too uncomfortable for them.

>> No.3705936

>>3705899
I'll make a secret garden for that

>> No.3705938

>>3705936
/jp/ - just plans

>> No.3705939

>>3705935
I imagine a fairy would not be willing to have sex with the average human anyways.

>> No.3705941

>>3705939
That's where Eiren's drugs come into play. Reasonably priced.

>> No.3705942

>>3705941
But then again, If you go into gensokyo and train by raping fairies you could eventually gather enough spiritual power and experience to move up the power chain, right?

>> No.3705948

>>3705942
No, it does not work that way. Even if it did, long before you got powerful someone would come wipe you out.

>> No.3705954

I wonder if you become a youkai if have sex too much

>> No.3705953

>>3705948
>>3705942

No, what will happen is that he'll get into a Touhou Game where Reimu beats the snot out of him.

>> No.3705961

>>3705954

Yes, you become like Yukari.

>> No.3705971

>>3705961
Wouldn't this mean there should be tons of Yukari-powerlevel sluts running around? Did they all die?

... Slut Wars.

>> No.3706073

>>3705971
>tons of Yukari-powerlevel sluts running around?


See: Yuuka.

>> No.3706080

>>3706073
Yuuka isn't on Yukari's level, she just has raw power.

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3706962

>>3705916

I imagine there's reason to believe the mountain queen may have been the mountain princess once upon a time.
And eaten lots of well meaning but ignorant princes.

>> No.3706970

>>3705600
Why is their eyes so chinky looking?

>> No.3706986

are the yakumos really that cruel?

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>>3706986

Doesn't seem like OP is in the house.

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