Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky ghosts

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37050108

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the spook comes

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>>37050124
Did she just punch that poor boy in the gut?

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>>37050145
he probably wasnt cooperating

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>>37050108
ghosts have fat tits

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>>37050158
What happens if I pull off her hood?

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>>37050177
it would be very lewd

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>>37050197
For her.
She better freeze up with a blush for a half second.

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Goats. From space.

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>>37050211
a nun isn't spooky....

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>>37050203
She'll freeze up cause in her culture only her husband can see her face, which she never got

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>>37050226
I've already won then.
Although that doesn't mean I can't lead her on the chase for a bit.

And ghost culture is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

vasectomy
castration

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>>37050242
>Thinking you're infertile due to vasectomy
Enjoy the triplets anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37050158
ghosts with fat tits are for turning the tables on and impregnating

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>>37050281
ghosts are made to be fucked, change my mind

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>>37050267
Thanks, I will.

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>>37050215
maybe to monsters they are

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>>37050211
I want to be the bodyguard/guard for a remote Hathroite church

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Ignoring the autism of Warhammer faggot and our local "Gate Keeper."

>>37050111

Would there be Chinese Dragon Women in MGE? And what does differentiate the popular Euro dragons and Chinese or Asian Dragons that are big noodles?

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>>37050298
nah, they find them cute. A true horror to monsters is a doctor that performs forceful vacestomies and castrations on unwilling men she captures and brings to her abandoned hospital in the hills or a group of deformed human women who steal men away at night to eat them. That would keep up any monster at night especially if they played a video game about it

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>>37050324
they'd probably look like ryu.

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>>37050324
Different flavor of Ryu.
If you want to factor in those weird 'beards' they have, maybe some very noticeable eyebrows?

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If men don't want to get swooped on why do the walk out into open spaces?

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>>37050289
>ghosts are made to be fucked
>anon cries out has mating presses his house's ghost
>ghost moaning and asking why he's not scared
>he keeps telling her that ghosts are made to be fucked and he's just following the rules
>as she gets her 5th creampie, ghost-chan can only wonder why this wasn't mentioned in ghost school

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>>37050385
>Terrifying ghost not so terrifying after getting her womb bloated.

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>>37050385
>As if on cue, ghost Hakutaku sensei appears out of nowhere with an angry expression
>she rapidly thumbs through a book and points to a specific passage
>Sure enough it says, quite literally "Ghosts were made to be fucked"
>She briefly scolds the ghost for not paying attention in class before vanishing as quickly as she appeared.

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>>37050381
cause they are looking for better winged wives, not dime a dozen harpy

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>>37050426
>ghost hakutaku
imagine getting haunted by a learncow, instead of the usual simple sentences to freak you out, its a fucking essay written on the wall

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>>37050426
>implying anon is not obligated to fuck ghost haku silly now
she's gonna be in for a scare when anon pulls her back by her ghost tail

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>>37050447
Shortstacks need overly full wombs regardless of species.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a ghostfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>37050512
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37050586
Tragic.

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>>37050603
>Be rich count in country neighboring order country
>Keep buying shortacks from the slave markets.
>Everyone whispers about the horrors you're going to inflict upon each new slave
>The reality is they're wearing cute maid outfits and are heavily pregnant while you are playing with your eldest daughters.

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>>37050610
it is because those ghosts are still single

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Cow tits sure a nice, but have you seen cow butt?

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>>37050459
>wake up to ghost sounds
>look in horror to see writing on your window in blood
>however instead of stopping at a word or two, it just keeps going
>your horror turns to confusion and then interest as you wonder whats being written
>at a glance it looks like a scary message, just in great detail
>as you wonder about the scary novel on your window, it stops in the middle of a sentence cause there's no more window
>anon gets spooked as he hears a "Muuu...." and could swear he saw a pouting cow in the reflection
scary

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>>37050654
Its as well padded as their chests and comes with wide hips for child birthing.

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Reposting this gem because the faggot mods think it's NSFW

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>>37050678
This is a monster girl thread bro

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>>37050687
Anon, don't respond.

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>>37050678
This is horrifying please delete

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>>37050663
>Pissing of the learncow by purposely doing math wrong right in front of her
>speaking with improper grammar
>watching teacher porn right in front of her

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>>37050214
Fuck off.

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>>37050663
>wake up to homework that you have to do if you want to leave the house

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Bellydancers

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> come up idea for monster grill story
> it's a bit detailed, so write up general outline of main story points
> based on outline story would be close to if not over 100+ pages

I'mretarded?.webm

[Anonymous No.]

I have done the maid but I’m down to clown so poor Yepa might need a make over.

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>>37050729
Could a lim mindbreak me just by dancing a little?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider shog nuns

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>>37050663
>haunted manison
>Hakutaku ghosts roam inside
>to enter a room, you have to solve a puzzle
>to leave a room, you have to do a test and get a 100
>If you fuck up, its a remedial molesting by the ghost

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>>37050729
Someone needs to stop these lims before more are mind broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>37050790
You can't stop the lims

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>>37050790
imagine being scared of basement-dwelling neets

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>>37050663
>when you're not looking, your homework is done
>when you're doing math, the answer is slowly drawn on the wall
>all your porn is replaced with teacher on student
>all this is done while a ghost cow floats around going "OoOoOooo..." in a scary voice

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Asking my Ushi wife to help me deal with family matters

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>>37050815
dumb lim can't even remember to put on underwear, I ain't scare of some fancy succ

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>>37050729

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Ignore the big name, big grand established Monstergirl Restaurants. Ignore the Tricollome Prisoner Fruit Cafes. Embrace and support your smaller local human owned independent and or Mom and Pop owned restaurants and eateries.

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>>37050733
That's not retarded
Write it and get it published

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>>37050815
I refuse to believe such obvious lilim propaganda. They have a weakness we've just yet to find it

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>>37050847
Did to supply chain shortages, all of them are going to have a hard time

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>>37050847
>>>/tg/

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>>37050790
>>37050815
>>37050861
just look them right in the eyes and hold their hands, they'll spill their spaghetti like the dorks they actually are

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>>37050861
They have a hard time dealing with true romance
So many of them are single for a reason

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>Oh great genie of the lamp, I wish there was no more cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37050610
Skin not white enough

[Anonymous No.]

Anon that cat isnt dancing

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that hiring monster girl bodyguards also doubles as a marriage contract in most circumstances.

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>>37050895
why do you hate cheshires so much?

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>>37050871
>supply chain shortages, all of them are going to have a hard time

And so will your favorite monster restaurants and that Prisoner Fruit cafe franchise. Better to support your local Ma and Pa eateries at least.

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>>37050895
>they asked for now cringe
>just another night alone eating holst ice cream

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>>37050969
Cheshire is going to be thick and busty if she does that too often.

[Anonymous No.]

maids with command grabs

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>>37050979
>going to be
too late, Anon

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>>37050998
So she's in prime kitten carrying state then?

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>>37050877
>>37050879
>Prince anon invades demon realm not to kill monsters but to flip the script on the lim who runs it
I wonder if it's considered flirting or bullying to slowly conquer her lands and marry his men off to the monsters the defeat

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>>37050969
>>37050979
I'm gonna molest that pudgy cat

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>>37051006
If by kitten you mean lard rolls, then yes.

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>>37050979
thats the plan
>call your chesh neighbor cringe all the time
>she sobs with holst ice cream every night
>once she gets to the desired thicc, bust down her door
>before she can take the spoon out of her mouth, pounce her and tell her you'll make her not cringe
a funny chesh is a pregnant one

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>>37051021
>call your chesh neighbor cringe
you don't even need to do that, they have been made cringe by the clown

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>>37051019
>>37051020
Groping of soft cats is a must to prepare them for breeding and litter bearing.


>>37051021
This is a true statement.
A cat at peak softness is one you need to fill with kittens so she can get her groove back.

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>>37051039
we'll see who's cringe when cheshire dabs on clown with her many kittens

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>>37051097
>chesh doesn't know how many kids a clown can have at once

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>>37051106
h-how many anon?

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>>37050967
"All of them" includes the franchises and the small businesses anon

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>>37051119
about 6 clown cars worth at the low end

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>>37051013
A conquest of land and booty sounds like a fun

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>>37051130
>watch as your many daughters do back flips or ride uni cycles around the house
>exhausted but happy at the little joys in your life
>as you finish wiping away a stray pie, clown wife walks up to you
>she honks your dick and sings that wants to get pregnant again
uh oh

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>>37051194
There really ought to be competitions in MGC over who can make the most babies in a year
The European countries used to issue awards to moms who not only had many children, but were also well behaved, healthy, and smart

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>>37051265
i'm still into the idea of echidnas going for 100% known species speedruns

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>>37051281
How many babies do snakes usually have per pregnancy?

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>>37051265
>competitions in MGC over who can make the most babies in a yea
your asking for alot of broken pelvises anon
also cute daughter overload

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051281
>the echinda onlys pops out bogies
>>37051299
depends, it can be between 3 and 100

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>>37051281
She's going to be to give birth to 8.7 million children

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>>37051305
I for one am willing to make the sacrifice

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>>37051315
>>37051314
Echidnas are fertile for long times, right?

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>>37051314
>the echinda only pops out bogies
>your echinda lays an egg
>get excited about finally being a dad
>egg starts to crack so you get the video camera
>out pops a small toy car
>did someone replace your daughter with a kindr egg?
>before you can think of anything else, the little doors open and out flood baby bogies
>the last thing you hear before fainting from shock, is little squeaky honks
repeat many times

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>>37051021
That pic is the fattest thing in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051355
>saying that when old fat jabber exists

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>>37051356
I don't believe gazer propaganda, jabberwock is skinny

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>>37051363
proof

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>>37051363
bless you

[Anonymous No.]

If I am elected, I promise to pass legislation making it illegal for women to remain human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051369
wrong pic

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>>37051363
its ok to be in denial anon, just make sure your wallet is ready

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>>37051305
>>37051265
>Welcome to the 1st annual MGC Mamathon! Where we discover the largest families either made or expanded this year!
>We had over 100 applicants with an average family size of 13.7 children! Congratulations to everyone!
>But for our medalists, 3rd place goes to Mrs. P'orc! Who gave birth to 21 children this year! (She was already pregnant when the year started)
>In 2nd place, and while still very pregnant, Mrs. Echidna! She gave birth to 35 children this year, bringing her to a total family size of 167! Simply incredible!
>and in 1st place, Mrs. Bogie with a whopping 44 children in one pregnancy! You can say clown car! With the grand prize com- wait!
>Mrs. Echidna is giving birth on stage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051378
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

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>>37051378
I want to smack her belly and her butt

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>>37051363
it ain't lies, its the truth. All she does is shitpost on 4mons about how human bois want old fat hags like her, eat, watch zipangese magical boy rape hentai, and eat some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051378
The dangers of doughnuts in monster girl society

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>>37051378
>rail your chunky jabber
>squish and slap her pudge while calling her names

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>>37051449
>ywn live the comfy life with the shroom mage in the forest

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>>37051449
Dark mage and her fungi friends?

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>>37051378
>>37051380
>>37051400
>>37051401
>>37051412
Jabberwock is one of the monsters on the top of the tier list. Her power is incredible, so show some respect!

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>>37051463
yes, she makes the ground shake with the movement of her thunder thighs

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>>37051463
power to eat maybe

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>>37051463

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>>37051392
They should receive stipends to help cover the costs for all those children!

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>>37051482
Is your new goal just to keep spamming this shit every thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051619
Just ignore him

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>>37051635
People have been ignoring him for years now, ignoring just makes him feel like his forced meme is accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to admire your bodyguard's hobbies.
Nothing would make an huge, muscled Ochi happier than reading her poetry or looking at the paintings of a veteran dullahan.
Or you'll embarrass them because they don't want you to know they have such unwarrior-like hobbies.
Which makes it all the better.

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>>37051708
I want to get drunk with my muscle guards and complain about being single

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>>37050324
Chinese Dragon-mamonos are more lamia-style as long 'noodles'

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>>37051724
I don't think you're be quite ready for the snu-snu that follows.
Likewise, I don't think THEY would be quite ready for a pregnancy.

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>>37051734
>dragging anon to the room
"Haha, We're geniuses!"
>months later
"Oh no?!"

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>>37050846

How is publishing even possibru? It takes place within KC's setting so wouldn't there be copyright issues?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Anon male Popstars, imagine all the precautions, countermeasures, and securities the industry would have to invest in to keep their 'purity' intact.

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>>37051770
>Outfits that once showed off abs now just show off baby bumps and the tight fitting bras now have milk spots and overflowing breastflesh,
>Then there are the short shorts that now are condending with once tight rears that now have motherly padding and hips that widened for child bearing.
Folks won't even recognize them.

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>>37051777
My whole appeal would be that I am a dirty slut after the show but am a classy and refined boy in the big screen

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>>37051777
Imagine the story of that one guy who didnt want to be a popstar but his contract ment he wasnt allowed to quit, so he just did every performance while openly complaining around all the other pop starts that were overly happy and grateful for the love and support.

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>>37051790
>they try to still be active warriors with baby bumps
>anon forces them to settle down
>they can only grumble and blush while anon pampers them all day
they'll be recognized as the 8ft pregnant girls who get chastised by anon for not relaxing

[Anonymous No.]

Your small wife is hangry after a long day in the mines, what did you make for dinner?

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>>37051848
>Years later.
>"Our moms were mercenaries? That's a pretty funny joke, they sure don't look like it."
>Meanwhile, the trio are grumbling about how no one believes they got all their money from adventuring and mercenary work.
>Although they don't feel all that bad about all the daughters they have and the new, comfy life they live...although civilian life did take some getting used to.
>Turns out not putting skills into non-combat professions can make things difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051871
Pasta with peppers, hot sausage, onions and some garlic bread.
Maybe some beans on the side.

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>>37051880
>they always try to put on their old gear to prove that they were bad ass
>many daughters have made them thicc and plumb
>looks like they are about to explode with the compact meat
>their looks causes anon to go into a breeding frenzy and he impregnates them AGAIN
>as they lie in the cuddle pile that night, they swear they'll fit next time

[Anonymous No.]

Human sinners can run but they can’t hide

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>>37051893
This sounds good.

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>>37051961
>your angel gets served a restraining order for frequent sexual harassment
>she stills lives in your house
heaven is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>37051771
Talk to him about it

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>>37051961
with the thousands of years of rape, is there any room for a happy wedding for angels?

[Anonymous No.]

What's better than turning warriors into brood mothers? Turning them into maids!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn maids into warriors.

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>>37052082
>can pick you up and sweep under you at the same time
>can always reach things so no need for ladders
>knows many hearty foods that will help you grow big and strong like her
>can be the big spoon and cuddle you to sleep
perfect

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>>37052021
Gotta do what they can to avoid losing more humans to monster girls
>>37052045
After the penance is complete, to avoid the purified male from falling into sin again an eternity of marriage is the only way.

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>>37052102
>After the penance is complete
but that's so long. Are you saying she would say and do nothing if Anon tells her that he loves her and other sweet things? surely she can spare a "I love you too" and not just dish out the rape

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>Having nice dream
>Suddenly cheshire ass
>Dick is harder than a mino's horns
>Fuck cheshire ass
>Feels really good
>Even though I never fucked a cheshire before
>Also I don't remember trying to induce a lucid dream
Meanwhile
>Cheshire bully put her earbuds in anon's ears
>Is playing cheshire breeder hypno asmr
>Is gonna break him so much he'll just start leaking precum when he sees purple and black stripes

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>>37052128
I guess. And she’d probably try to adjust so Anon stays in a comfortable position while she cooks for him mid-rape or so they can watch movies together mid-rape and whisper “you can do it, you are smart” as anon tries to study mid-rape.

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>>37052149
can anon on good behavior get his sentence reduced and converted from rape to Sex

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>>37052082
Wetnurses!

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>>37052149
>live a comfy life with angel rape warden
>do all sorts of things with her, but while she rapes you
>watching tv? rape on the couch
>studying? rape on the bed
>having fun at the beach? rape on the beach while she splashes you
>it would be romantic if she wasn't constantly raping you
>oh well, 999 more years to go...

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>>37052147
>cheshire bully thinks she's smart
>turns to leave but trips over something
>she picks it up and sees its a book
>she opens it up and its filled with detail plans for anon getting with her
>its dated before she did this asmr thing
>she starts sweating as the bed creaks and a shadow falls over her
and then cheshire was broked(good end)

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I heard someone here ordered a kikimora for pickup?
Is Mr. Kikianon here?
Mr. Kikianon, we have your kikimora here for pickup. Please come up to the front.
Last call for Mr. Kikianon.

Sorry Natasha, looks like you'll have to come home with me.
Don't worry, dear. I'll make you're welcome to stay with me as long as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

The 24+ hours of rain has now turned to snow.

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>>37052382
You should be praising the ice queen, she’s fixing the shit weather called rain

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>>37051938
>They work out and get fit
>New developed bodies make husband horny
>More daughters
It's a vicious cycle

[Anonymous No.]

Defeat Monsters at card games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052382
>24 hours of rain
Fucking water wurms trying to get a boyfriend by holding the weather hostage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052440
>Challenging and defeating p'orcers, one-by-one, in chess
The easy to achieve a submissive harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052454
>that one salamander that keeps jumping out from hiding spots and whipping out a chessboard to challenge you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052440
>poker deck
>backs are yugioh cards from the manga
weird but neat detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052473
>you beat her
>she gets mad and claims it doesn't count
>even though this is the fifth time

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>>37052446
Don't worry anon, avoiding the rain is not all that hard really. I'm sure you could consider at least one good option. Water Wurm may be trying to ruin you day but Greenworm always tries to brighten it up!

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>>37052507
how is she holding that parasol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052562
Force of Will

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>>37050177
uh oh! bad decision, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052562
We've learned to stop questioning her sorcery. Her claws probably have a bunch of little hooks or something on them that allow them to grab on to stuff and climb walls

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>>37052738
What's served?

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to go adventuring! Assembling a party is important but your choices come at random.

https://pastebin.com/WfqZXLkx
>Go to some random number gen and generate a number between 1 and 99
>Your party is your numbers. ex. you roll 1, that's 01, you get party members 0 and 1. 74, you get members 7 and 4.
>Doubles gets a special party member + the mamono of whatever you rolled double of

How's your quest go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052819
>62
>6 - Sly Arachne Bard
>2 - Befuddled Blue Slime Witch
We accomplish nothing but have a good time doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to mind break a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052847
I don't see why not. Isn't that just giving her heart pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052791
Her eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

which number is you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me guess: you want breast milk in your latte
>Not from you, your tits are too small

[Anonymous No.]

I think that i will be safe from hags, because they obsessed only with shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052903
you shouldn't tease miss nuki like that, she'll ruin you

[Anonymous No.]

YUBI YUBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053226
Her breasts aren't small! She could easily fill a cup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053180
20, I can't wait to meet the in-laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053180
65

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053180
63 is and always has been in the best position with 65 a close second.

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>>37052819
> got 70
>Reformed Minotaur Bandit
>Bogey/Bogie Hybrid Mage

>heard about some crazy wizard that can split anything

dont know how the quest will go...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37053766
I wish to hug the fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053265
>implying that are an adult to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053265
>he says with his pitiful two digits of age

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4840859

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't order anything online. This package must be for my neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yeti-san throws her Leafs jersey on the ice after yet another loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054257
Sportsball is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053425
I only accept the milk of the fattest milkiest cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054346
Is that...a plant-cow? I don't want plant milk! I'm not a fucking vegan, gimme a real cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054361
>a real cow
I found one

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054361
Something something Coconut milk

>>37054375
That's the sort of moneymaker cow you get in your dairy and treat right.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lims desperately trying to follow current trends but she's always late to the party
>"I can be a cow barista too! Look, I'm onluly wearing the apron! Hahaha!"

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>>37054438
is she also a chesh lim for max cringe?

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>>37054500
Yup, and now that cheshires have been dethroned by bogie, that'll make miss lim even more cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>the princess insists that there is nothing unusual about her, and you shouldn't waste time thinking about it when the dragon could return at any minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054531
The dragon tied you up in shibari, princess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054531
>tfw this is the third time your boss pulled this stunt this week

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reminder that hags need to be spoiled from time to time as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054531
Any real princess would know what the proper reward for a rescue is.

[Anonymous No.]

no rape allowed past this post. This is now a consent respecting thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054647

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054647
I consent to being raped by a big hound or manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054647
you can't tell me what to do, I am an adult and I don't care if I get brutally raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054647
Gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

if mge had danmaku battles what would each girl's theme be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>oooh nooo the angels are gonna rape me for a thousand million gazillion years what am I gonna doooo waaaaahhh
Literally just rape them back. They're incapacitated by groping, you can give them one aggressive dicking and then go play video games or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuki-sensei grew since the last time I've seen her!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, my office. Now"

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>>37054826
you win once but then get raped over and over for the centuries fo come

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054887
Pffff. The only place a shortstack has in the office is under my desk. Proper OLs have to be taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054842
Fatty

[Anonymous No.]

clown milf in color

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054988
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>They bleat unexpectedly when they orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055051
That's why you should get the superior, more drunk goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055065
All goats bleat. Wine goat will bleat too. She probably bleats more when she's drunk

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster with a powerful subconscious instinct to dominate. When she comes home she has to use her willpower not to reverse mating press you on the spot.
Extra points if her personality is otherwise the "stoic and serious" kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055051
i want to make her bleat all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055178
Same, but why would you want her to resist those urges? Part of a healthy relationship is your wife demonstrating her dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

For you, she's a terryfying beast, lurking in the mountains, for me - she's a mere batcat fucktoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055319
She is trying to be slightly gentler.
She is still going to brutally rape me as soon as possible. Just not before I get to greet her and she eats her dinner.
She may also be a bit prideful and tries to not act like a beast.

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>>37054924
Wrong. Everybody knows goblins make the best OLs.

[Anonymous No.]

OH LAWD SHE COMIN'

[Anonymous No.]

>>37054106
>>37054147
You're both just joking, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055661
nope, you are a child to old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055572
Always on maternity leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053180

Poor Shirou has enough to deal with, now fairies are fighting over him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055661
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacles are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055765
I want a rose tentacel gf

[Anonymous No.]

you better run
you better take cover

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>>37051724

>Isekai adventurer goes to the palace to meet the princess.
>She falls in love with him blah blah blah.
>She gets friendzoned.
>He's all over her brown, muscular body guard.
>The epilogue takes place during their wedding.

That's how you save the genre.

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>>37055806
>you better run
>you better take cover
>Buying bread from a man in Brussels
>He was six-foot, four and full of muscle
>I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
>He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
>And he said
I ain't scared of no bunyips and trapdoor ushis, m8

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37054147
this gives me the mental image of elves treating some senile 80+ year old man like he was a teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055843
but does she blow or plunder?

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>>37055828
>Epilogue involves the princess working out to get just as buff
Gotta get that sequel bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056026
And can she hear the thunder?

[Anonymous No.]

what would you say is the "rival" fanbase for this?

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056260
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055843
>trapdoor ushis
That sounds terrifying. Also I never noticed but Ushi Oni arms look like chelicerae. I wonder if that was intentional on KCs part

[Anonymous No.]

Assert dominance over big girls by breaking their parts, then mount them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056260
What if i refuse?

[Anonymous No.]

Dangerous monsters lurk the streets during the night. Be especially careful of whom you talk to and invite to your house at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056303
What do you mean? White hair and unnatural levels of smugness are perfectly normal in human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056303
What’s the most dangerous town at night? So I get ex-I mean avoid so I can stay safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056303
inviting strangers over to your house seems like a bad time all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056260
I only submit to robots

[Anonymous No.]

imagine her pregnant size

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>>37054531
I don't know if a dragon would do that considering their temperament. But it would be a fun story having the hero who came to save the princess from the dragon not be aware that the dragon he came to slay is the princess.

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>>37056446
That's like a classic monster chick-flick plot. A knight fed order propaganda about monsters being hideous beasts meets a monster girl and deems her a princess/lady/good spirit due to her beauty, and she can't bring herself up to tell him the truth.

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>>37054842
Snowball effect?

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>>37056303
>Dangerous monsters lurk the streets during the night.
It’s okay I have my childhood friend who walks with me at night. Even though he started growing his hair out, and his wings are always stiff, and he’s wearing weird clothes but it’s not like he can hurt me right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055843
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and made me breakfast

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>>37056303
always ask strange manticores for directions

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>>37056463
I like the one where the knight's eyesight is so shit he just sees a vaguely humanoid smudge and assumes it's the princess, not the dragon

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[Anonymous No.]

Anons
How do I defeat the boss? She's too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
Pocket sand

[Anonymous No.]

>a whole year later and real improvements in drawing or writing
I feel like giving up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
speech 100

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
easy, just look her in the eyes and smile, she'll drop her spaghetti and then hug her to make her faint

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
Fight dirty. Honorable duels are for suckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056599
Keep it up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
Show her your boomstick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056625
so my 20 mm pp cannon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
Try sucking her tits. She isn’t an angel so this shouldn’t backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
Why is the only colour pic of her the one where she has no underwear on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056299
less hugs

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>>37056554
poor knight tries his best

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056730
>has a hard time realising who needs to be rescued
that pic proves otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055765
More like Tentincels amirite

Eh? Anyone? This thing on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056599
Do your best anon, we believe in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056730
NOOOO Ushi-chan, get away there's a r*astie right next to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056730
>As soon as [Knight] says that to the spider girl, the Cocoon monster drops it's facade, revealing it's true grotesque nature.

[Anonymous No.]

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM

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>>37055765
the tentacle forest is such a strange place

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056885
Its also fun cause you can swing from place to place if you are fast enough and harass monsters while being able to hide in the tentacles if need be

[Anonymous No.]

>>37053272
Doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

which anime lends itself to crossover with mge the easiest?

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>>37057141
>t. Dumb Anon that will have to do the walk of shame back home with his semen-stained pants as every single hag on the way “ufufufus” at (You) and then will have to explain himself to his momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057191
Monster Girl Doctor I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057197
>implying I don't know how to deal with tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057213
how do you deal with tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057213
This is what they all say. You are up there together with dragons and salamanders as the morons that jobbed to smug tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057231
you hand raise them from a young age and live among them

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>>37055843
>be Strayan-anon
>hiking innabush, finds himself magically crossing into Mamono-land
>wanders down to the beach, sets up camp
>Bruce-Anon strips down to his stubby-shorts, goes into the surf
>B-Anon meets a strange mermaid-sheila, she's like a skarkgirl but shes got wide 'wings' on the sides of her humanish torso and a log thin mermaid tail with a barb
>"g'day"
>"ohno, not again, stay away from me, please..."
>Bruce-anon is a bit stunned when the mermaid-sheila swims off in a sobbing panic
>Bruce-Anon comes back onto the beach to meet a large Lamia-chick
>"g'day"
>"uh, hello... uh, you dont have to be afraid of me..."
>"Yeahnah, I'm not afraid, Darl, there's lots bigger snakes than you back home. But I just met this really scared mermaid-sheila, she took off as soon as she saw me."
>"Oh yes, that's Ray-lene... she stil hasnt got over the tragic accident with the last guy she met. Apparently he tried to put his thumb up her bumhole, which I mean is usually fine by me since Lamias have a cloaca, but she got a shock, poor girl, and accidentally lashed him through the chest with her barb... she still can't get over it."
>"So you Snake-sheilas like it up the clacker, eh? Well, I've got a few VBs back at my tent. You wanna beer before or after..?"

Today's greentexting - pick a racial stereotype, pick their most likely mamono
>inb4 the kiwi-anons fuck all the were-sheeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057235
They haven't lived among them and keep them happy as well as I have. I was practically raised by the tentacle forest itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057191
Darling in the Franxx

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>>37057351
i only watched the first half of that

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>>37057191
MonOisho is set during the aftermath and rebuilding after the long Human-Monstergirl(and boys) War, so its more a sequel but would be the most common equivalent.
>tfw your childhood friend Lamia-nurse-pharmacist-waifu is also from a family of Guild Assassins and Poison-makers and fights off multiple human mercenary scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057371
>Human-Monstergirl(and boys) War
who won?

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>>37057371
Despite having a grimdark-past, MonDoctor is probably the most balanced monstergirl world-build
>not a formulaic "Anon gets Isekai'd thru a plothole"
>Lindholme is an actual civilisation not just - "the DL made all these random solo monstergirls"
>not just a contrived harem - DoctorGlenn has a ring of female friends/potential-waifus but theyre not just all shoehorned into one house by a Smiffu
>the monstergirls aren't just mindlesly horny for Anon or all humans no matter how pathetic he is - again, Glenn attracts a few potential waifus because they get to make individual decisions based on their own likes and preferences, or even political motives
But it will come down to Hoss vs Snek in the end, and he'll pick the Snek for a fairytale ending, even though marrying the rich transport heiress is the smarter move, and keep the Snek as his work-partner/side-piece, noting from the 2 hoss-maidos that sharing side-girls are fine in their culture.

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>>37057373
They eventually negotiated a peace, based on mutual interests in avoiding further casualties and making profitable trade, as any logical mature leaders would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057487
so no war booty husbands then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057373
The loli-dragon took over the town as ruler, so she is the obvious winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057516
silly girl forgot her clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37050729
HIGHLY underated costume

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>>37057496
The Lamia-nurse meets her human-intended (he hasnt waifu'd her yet) by being a 'show of good-faith' hostage between the 2 families during the peace negotiations, so technically she's a war-bride but not a captured one.
Most humans seem to marry other humans, and monsters others of their own species, which is pretty logical. But having all the different species meet and trade etc in one city is breaking that down a bit.
>not every human-Anon is a monsterfucker, so vice-versa also makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get raped by a dire buffyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057466
>let's make a monstergirl anime for people who don't like monstergirl animes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057516
Its a weird anatomy how Skadi's wings come off her hips not her shoulders.
It's probably replicating where they would be halfway down her body in her 'big-dragon' form to balance her upper-body and a long thick tail and back legs in horizontal flight, but it still just looks 'odd' standing upright in her small-humanoid form.

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>>37057623
>let's make a monstergirl anime that isn't for people who can't cope with any monstergirl animes outside only MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057613
>dire bunyip looms over you ready to rape
>think fast and lick her exposed abs
>she "kyaas" and runs away
easy

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies (especially pixies) have been turning me on a lot lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057683

[Anonymous No.]

Now you've done it, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057695
I was already really into demons, succs, lims, and the like. I'd start jacking off at her a little before letting her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052147
is asmr-conditioning a common thing? must be something mindflayers evented

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057709
good thing that they can't brea- oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

he's at it again
>>37050111

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057723
Just as planned. Especially if she gets stuck in the window. Which, knowing that she'll know I'm into that, she'll somehow manage to find a way to get stuck in the window backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057697
>Remillia is pissed
>not because you impregnated her sister
>but because you didn't impregnate her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057727
don't dignify that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057723
Succubutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057731
i wouldn't want sisters to fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057727
Just report him and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057697
Couldn't have been me. I was too busy impregnating all the fairies outside the manor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057774
It's not fair MGs are cops, rape is already legal, what more do they want?

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1451983616150548482
Kaibe gets happy ending with Dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057788
being a virgin is illegal anon
don't resist or she'll serve justice in the back of her car

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057801
If I was caught by a goblin cop, would I be forced to help her sisters give birth to 1 gobbo for every gob I've killed in a vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

which mg is best to fuck your brains out while simultaneously maintaining a haughty air of indifference throughout the whole thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057801
>being a virgin is illegal anon
But why? I'm not hurting anybody with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057824
>>37057801

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057774
>>37057788
>imagine not learning tentacle rape magic and not learning teleport illegally
I bet you guys also pay your semen tax

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057805
>try to say you don't play video games
>can't say anything as your face is muffled by goblin booty
>the two gob cops/sisters ride you with heart pupils yelling that you'll pay for your crimes
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057824
>I'm not hurting anybody with it
>hoarding your seed from a loving wife
>not hurting anyone
criminals like you deserve to get what's coming to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057827
I always figured Uihara was an Alraune with those petals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057844
i see troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057843
Eh, but i don't have wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057683
>>37057695
>>37057723

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057788
>>37057801
>>37057827
so the cops are also breaking the law themselves for being stinky sweaty old virgins....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057862
>i don't have a wife
shouldn't have said that infront of an officer anon, no she's legally and morally required to take you downtown to set you straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057801
And I don't care cause I don't have a wife. I am a strong, indecent, and independent man that is an adult that needs no monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057878
I forgot to add, i have a girl that i love and wanna confess her, but not now. So, can i go home, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057913
next you gonna tell me
>You don't know her, she's from a different town
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057833
But what would win out? How many goblins I've killed, or how active I am at producing golems in any game where I can? Would I be arrested as a cumpump for goblins, or rewarded and sent to help repopulate some ruins?

[Anonymous No.]

what games would be unintentional horror for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057909
>Needs no monster wife
That sounds awful lot like a anti-monster sentiment, dear citizen. The secret police will want to have a chat with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057932
I don't know you, that's my purse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057913
she'll drive you to your crush and force you to confess, with manticore spine gun press against you
if you're lying, well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057948
>have a chat with me
thats an extra 50

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057936
yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057932
Officer, our town is huge, of course you can't know her. And why you should know, if we see each other for the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057950
>having a purse as a man
gayyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057960
I could live with both. Rewarded with the ruins and a golem harem, but under house arrest by some coplins. Golems are free use for me, and I'm free use for the gobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057967
>motor boat clown boobs
>she pops them in your face
mean clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057974
>lying to an officer
>expecting to come out of this not turned into a aheagoing mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057975
>not being a purse-owner
I bet you don't even reach out to the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057993
>See her doing the same thing the next day.
>Breasts are even bigger this time.
>Go to squeeze and pop them, pay her back for pranking you.
>She looks surprised when you suddenly grab her chest.
>Then smug as you realize they aren't balloons, they're the real deal.
>"Heh, pervert."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058000
>reach out to the truth.
reaching out to come out of the closet, alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057974
You are lucky she is not a Cupid or you would have an arrow lodged into your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057941
All the ones where neets sit in their basements not fucking their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058004
>rapes you for being naughty
>next day see her big booty and go to slap it for payback
>it pops as soon as your hand connects causing you to shriek in shock
>she laughs at her prank and makes fun of your fright
>then she rapes you gain cause your naughty
how can you win against the clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057996
A-a-anyway, your actions are illegall, because you can't proof that i'm lying, so i shouldn't obey to you and can go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058034
by out clowning the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058034
clowns have no known predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058053
what about mimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058065
another subspecies of the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058053
You gotta get police kobolds for that, even then there is no garuntee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058065
>bring a mime to fight the clown
>they're sisters and turn on you
>get trapped in a small invisible box while being stuffed against and raped by the clown and mime
atleast seeing the mime silently laughing at you would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057373
The Lamia becomes number one wife, so she wins the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058053
Fun police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058093
DO YOU MEAN:
the no fun police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058100
Just get in the van, clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058053
The clown cannot honk if you disable her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058071
how many subspecies are there? clown, mime, jester, harlequin and pierrot come to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058107
I ain't t a damn clown, nor am the one you guys are looking for

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058111
>handholding is the clown's greatest weakness
that's when you go for the kill and honk her nose for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058111
>>37058126
Wait.
What if her hand comes off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058126
that's how you get zapped by the electric buzzer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058115
rodeo, auguste, tramp, ritual clown, and scary emotional vamp clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058153
>rodeo clown vs minotaur
oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058139
>clown hand comes off
>laugh and say that's a neat trick
>hand crawls down your body and starts giving you a handjob
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058093
Fuck police.
>ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058160
That poor Minotaur., subjected to a gauntlet of looney tunes-styled pranks before a large audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058166
10-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058162
>more clown hands fall off het, they pin you down and begin molesting you
>She laughs harder as your moans get louder
>You bust a nut to all the hands molesting
>You get a hardon when you see big clowns hands and also freeze up in fear as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058166
coming straight from the underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058183
>Sandworms: Tremors variant
oh god
oh jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058194
they ain't gonna help you know, you feel them don't you? the low rumbling, the faint shaking of the earth.... You can't run, they'll know you're there

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058194
no telling how they'll reproduce but i'll choose to not think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058194
Would you rather them or the ones that make magic space drugs for faster than light travel

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058139
grab her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058261
Sandworm milk is the most valuable kind of milk if you're brave enough to go and get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058277
fairy milk is pretty valuable per ml too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058313
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056303
being lost in the streets of a densely populated demon realm city with no hope of shelter besides the 'good will' of a dangerous monster girl inviting you into her home. its dark, its slightly cold, and you aren't incubised (yet), so the enviroment itself is dangerous. you've already been harrassed mutliple times, and your legs are getting tired of running

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058525
sounds like heaven, all it needs is getting yoinked by a bunch of milfly monster who then proceed to brutally and merciessy rape you in the middle of the street for looking like a slut

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe they got away with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058694
With what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058694
I agree, crazy how they got away with perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058694
Maybe you should do something about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057788
would anything be considered crimes by monstergirls that we wouldn't(Beyond virginity).

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058960
I'm pretty sure they still wouldn't like things like robbery, arson or murder.

[Anonymous No.]

i have a deep desire to sniff a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an idea for a cologne that conceals the scent of virgin so single men can walk the streets of MGC undetected. I look forward to being the police's most wanted man after making it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058984
>robbery
>try to rob a bank
>all the mgs fake cry saying that they'll do ANYTHING so don't hurt them
>despite holding a gun, step back at the advancing and undressing monsters
>stammer that you just want money
>they ignore you and keep play the damsels in distress even though they are now rubbing their naked bodies all over you
>cry out for help as you get dog piled by horny monsters
>security officer just covers the sex pile with a blanket for your privacy
just another day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059052
that's why you do a bank heist with a shog, they'll slip in through the vents, disable or replace the security systems and you can just walk right in

[Anonymous No.]

>>37057371
>MonOisho
it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059091
>all that effort and risk for mastah
>thinking she won't make you rob the shog bank and steal shog bucks
just make sure to kiss the giggling cash every so often to thank shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059115
you're mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058525
i know somewhere you could stay the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>37058166

"fuck the police" sure has a different meaning in mgc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059129
>nun notices father anon looking at her plump legs
>she giggles and seductively walks over to him
>asks him if he sees anything interesting
>he nods and says that she should be wearing proper attire for a nun
>he then proceeds to take nun shopping so she has all the clothes she needs
nuns today sure are weird

[Anonymous No.]

i imagine there would be allot of Human(male) trafficking if for whatever reason the male population was significantly smaller than the monster population like 1:10

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059115
whats wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059178
it just feels...fake
I'm not sure how to describe it , it feels just manufactured and hollow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059129
Why are all nuns so sexy? Are they blessed by their god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059127
shog bucks aren't gonna pay the bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059127
this is a serious job, she'll get her cut and then we'll go our separate ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059257
you never got suspicious when your electric bill was 30 shog kisses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059129
>tfw ywn explore a weird church and see what weird rituals the nuns perform and get trapped and have to leave the maze of this church

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059271
>anon is serious about robbing the bank
>is oblivious that his shog partner is actually his shog maid
>due to her perfect disguise, a stereotypical robber mask
>when he shows up at home after a "job", shog asks how was his day
>he always gets nervous but shog just smiles
>silly master

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059281
how much is rent for a shog house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059320
usually somewhere between 2-4 liters a month. they're pretty lenient for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>going to the gym in the evenings after work
>slowly making gains, feeling better, eating healthier, life is good
>after a few weeks, you notice a strong Manticore and a surprisingly toned Nurarihyon, and a yoing Inari girl who just started coming here recently - all of them are staring at you throughout your workout sessions
how long do I have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059328
>2-4 liters of shog kisses
oh no how horrible

[Anonymous No.]

New clussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>”surely now he will notice me”
>”and once he turns my way and faces my charms he will be mine!”
>gets arrested right when she goes into public

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059331
Don't pay them no mind and just keep lifting the horny away

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059344
>"this time I have him cornered, he's mine!"
>anon just chastises the fox for wearing nothing on a cold day
>she can barely hide her blush as anon wraps her in a jacket while bringing her inside for hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059341
Oh god she's got her mask off, anon do you know what you've just done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059128
But right
>>37059178
The writing for the source material is just bad and the art style feels really cheap for the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059362
OH nooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059341
>poly jester
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059341
>>37059362
>mask off
>anon is passed out cumming on the floor
>bogie pays no mind as she makes sexy wise cracks at him
anon is in for some teasing after he wakes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059344
those are some BIG ears

[Anonymous No.]

From the creator of prince rape and the bus comes
>Blackmailed by: the bigtop

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059381
You know what they say about girls with big ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059425
They have big hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059425
Large auditory cortexes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059362

[Anonymous No.]

>shy high school anon gets pressured by gyaru into going on a "date" with her
>afraid she'll demand money at the end
>she actually pays him and asks if they can do it again sometime

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059458
>thinks she's gonna have fun with anon
>she learns the meaning of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059458
>>37059478
They need to dress more modestly

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to move into my house, declare herself my possession, and refuse to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059425
Fat fuckign fox titties

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Holly Holst Farm!

We're selling holstaurs on discount here today. For one holstaur, all you need to pay is your hand in marriage to the lovely girl you wish to buy. No credit, bad credit is okay! So come on down to Holly Holst Farm for all things bovine.

!!!Coming Soon: hircine and porcine girls!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059623
I want a giant, scary H'Orc who everyone thinks is some wild, feral Monster, but she's actually a big softy and I use her to find truffles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059574
>calls that fat fucking fox tits
in poor ass china maybe
here's some real fat fox tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059458
i want gyaru to predate on hollow salarymen and fuck the vigor back into them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059649
Sorry sir, we don't sell feral mamono! All our mamono are domesticated. Come back in a few weeks. That's when we'll get our first inventory of porcine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059680
That shirt is about to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059660
Japan knows how to feed their foxes.
Evidently I need to 'rescue' some of those chinese ones and feed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059691
is your mamano even wearing a shirt if the contents aren't about to burst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059660
but does she have big ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059623
can I get a holy Holst nun who is also among the oldest you have preferably in her 1000s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059284
picturing that one milking farm game but with nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059744
which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059660
She’s a gook
And she is quite ample thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059753
probably the dieselmine one called milking farm, if i had to guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059623
>Cow Dairy Farm Starter set
>Comes with 3-4 Oppai loli holsts and one loli minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059753
dieselmine game

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059758
>ample
>posting that
hahaha,
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059715
The oldest holstaur we have available for sale is 28 years old. She's got a very motherly, doting personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059805
Not old enough, but thanks for your time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059782
>your cows watch you build the farm
>they give you a "ganbatte" as you finish each section
>as stand tall and proud at your complete work, they all hug your legs while cheering
>you pass out on your bed and they snuggle on top of you
comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059803
All foxes must be this shapely before they can receive master's seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059830
Their fresh milk will also give you the strength and endurance to carry through the day.
The real question becomes if you wish to send them to school for education they won't really need in the dairy life or if you start having them do chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059844
buy a smol haku that will teach them
a smart and happy cow is a well milked cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056588
Challenge her to complete all of the character trials in King of Fighter XIII or Under Night -In Birth-

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059873
>Loli Haku
>Comes with enough knowledge out of the gate to give the rest of your herd the education they need for basic dairy life.
>Also wants to get a greater education herself so she can perform other duties such as accounting.
You'll want the Starter Diary + Package then

[Anonymous No.]

i want to try to defend myself from a manticore with a small demon-realm silver weapon, and have it slashed out of my hand by her own demon realm weapon, and get pushed against the wall and forcibly comforted/raped similtaniously

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059803
Are you trying to literally drown in boobs or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059903
and why is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder while you are in the computer right now there is a monster girl sniffing and overwriting your bed's scent with hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059886
sounds excellent, can they stay the same small size? I want to pick them up for surprise kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059925
I'll go to costco to get the stampeed pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059913
>Believe it or not, this fox was one of the most feared assassins in the empire.
>She also had an INTENSE fetish for pregnancy that she wasn't aware of till she attempted to assassinate Anon during a deep cover mission.
>She is currently on her sixth daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059623
give me your spookiest and oldest cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059925
You will need to either get a sponsorship from the Marune Sabbath or simply invested in 'short' veggies which come with a small height retardant depending on the nature of the smol you desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059903
i kind of respect it

[Anonymous No.]

I really want a Divine-Demonic monster girl. Half demon half angel, but obviously not from just having a parent from both lineages. I want some kind of corrupted/pure subspecies of angel/demon that has the best of both worlds. Maybe they could be the 'minor crime punished with rape' type angels? Or the ones that believe purity IS corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059949
>>37059949
also at least 8 ft tall and chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059977
sounds edgy and very bulliable monster to be had

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059963
>short veggies
>all your cows are short
>all your goats are short
>all the rabbits that try to steal are short
>they don't get far before they trip over their little legs and you you "punish" them
what other veggie types are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059977
i like holy nutters and extremely lawful demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060010
just look at them BIG OLD EYES

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060003
>Pro-Green veggies for those that want to have a buff herd (Do not give to Wendis, causes an existential crisis as they look and taste like meat)
>Lean Greens, for those cows that need to lose weight or want a lean physique without losing the important meat where it counts.
>Big Greens - for those who need a taller stock in their pens.
These are a few of the most common.
There's also a forbidden sort of veggie but it is not meant for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059974
I'm glad all these wild animals are able to find nice clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:

Don't use the retarded /tg/ mongoloid's spam thread, in case the jannies still haven't deleted it by the time this one dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060064
didnt last time it stayed up for a month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060035
I feed my herd the milfy meaty greeny and Big greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060035
whats the forbidden veggie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059977
>Half-Angel Half-Demon
Sounds like a Nephilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060090
Sound like you will have quite the buff and big herd there.
Be sure to supply your loli cows well so they can grow up big and strong.

>>37060091
One that is not appropriate for the thread.
Or at least one that would start arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060099
Nephilims are supposed to be human-angel hybrids. Technically demon-human if you consider demons to be subtypes/fallen angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>2021 and I am forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060099
if you're going by bible terms they're the offspring of angels and men

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060110
>>37060118
Generally in modern media they're just made from the intermingling of demon and angel essence. It's how the Riders came to be in Darksiders and how Lilith is the Blessed Mother in Diablo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060116
Yes because manticores are mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060116
maybey cause she bad and smells bad as well

[Anonymous No.]

im going to order a pizza you guys want anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
Large pepperoni no chesh ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060195
That's like ordering one without the crust, it doesn't make a sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
send me a nun from the church of our milky lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
chikcen topped pizza, boneless and cringeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060116

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060216
Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060195

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060281
I want to read The Little Mofucore That Could to my daughterus! And then pointedly avoid answering their questions of if mofucores are still adorable and friendly when they grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37059914
>reading this sitting on bed with laptop
SHIT SHE MUST BE RIGHT BEHIND ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060116
i literally posted about one like 30 minutes ago. wrestle me to the ground and rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060351
Good thinking, let's hope they don't find a work-around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
hella vegetables, no meat. thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
Meatlover's, delivered by a rude Goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
extra Parmesan under the main cheese layer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060608
God damn the normal mge goblins are horrible, i like em green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060608
Your tip is me not shoving my cock in those stupid ears

[Anonymous No.]

May i please have but a crumb of pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060624

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060724
Cute, green hobgobbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060624
both are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060624
look at this smug bitch. she's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060724
Impressive melon! Well done!

[Anonymous No.]

Someone save him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060746
Big pig!

[Anonymous No.]

i want a tech-focused species that isnt small/shortstack. big, dominant cyber soldier girls with deployable bondage equipment and incubusification-chambers at the ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060780
thick thighs really are my demise

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060780
No, get back in the cagie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060780
nah he's just mad that there's no wifi in the cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060875
Speaking of, how do I go about installing a router in my sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060780
I'll take his place

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060806
Correct. Humans were made to be shoved between big thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060910
How do men keep falling for the trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060780
nah, hes fucked, both literally and figuratively. good luck, king

[Anonymous No.]

Why are elves so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060951
Bait is simply too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061039
There are a lot of fruits in the forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061039
>said the flatter than a mathematical plane bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061039
the older they get, the thiccer they get

[Anonymous No.]

You must repent for your crimes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the calmest, most 'down to earth' monster? The best one for domestic bliss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061131
nah, I'll keep whoring myself out and calling old monsters dirty old virigns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061144
nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061039
Centuries without getting a man caused their bodies to evolve to increase the likelihood they can score a human husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061171
>The power of the wifeslime is undeniable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060951
>is there who wants to lap pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060187
>and smells bad as well
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

given the length of a manticore's tail, does it work like a vaccum cleaner? is is strong enough to support her weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061188
with but a smile your fate is sealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061193
She's typically depicted as barely speaking.

Maybe she can't speak good

[Anonymous No.]

Breed the pede

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061214
Not usually, but there’s probably a few out there who went full bodybuilder and have worked out to get their tails to that point.
Tail grip strength of legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061178
why dont they just ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061335
>elves
>>>non-prideful

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061345
They remain prideful until husband dick is in them.
Then they break a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061345
>hmm this elf is in front of me naked with a body of a broodmother and heart pupils
>she's not saying anything so i guess she's just a weirdo
dumb elves just let the cute boys go cause of their dumb pride

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061489
looks a little evil
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061594
yeah. pretty rare to get regura vibes from a non-regura artist

[Anonymous No.]

How does one get back into writefaggotry when the mountain seems unscalable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061647
by doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>Be 'jailer' for ancient evil monster girls that get defeated by all monster girl parties or already married human/monster combos.
>Basically results in you being their warden/husband.
>'Hubby, can you please let me out? I promise I won't usurp the kingdom again.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061667
>hubby can I leave? I promise not to release the horny plague again
>dear husband please release me! I'll show that hus-I mean I want to go apologize to that heroine
>yo boss, lemme out! gotta show em who owns them streets!
very cute, would keep unleashing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061701
Anon please, you can't keep unleashing them if you want to keep your job.
Not until their unofficial "Keep things interesting" breakout date

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061667
i want a sleazy dark slime jailer that squeezes through the bars to visit me. eventually her core gets so fat from feeding on me i catch her in a comprising situation as she gets stuck in the bars on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061720
>think you can say no to that innocent face
can't help it, puppy dog eyes with their evil dark eyes get me everytime
just gonna let them out for a walk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061765
>Core gets stuck mid going
>Body loses cohesion and collapses onto the ground with a loud 'plap'
Now you have to get it in her body so that the guards don't find you in a rather compromising position.

>>37061770
>Anon, look.
>Seeing as you are...compromised, we're going to be moving your wives to a new prison.
>Don't worry, you'll be joining them and getting a communal cell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061770
i'm sure that thing last time with the high society gala (human) being turned into a veritable undead monster mash was a big misunderstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061797
>putting all these evil and powerful monsters in one place
>thinking they are being forced to stay with their warden husband
>thinking you can change the warden/jail as you please

[Anonymous No.]

>the summoned hero is a knight in shining armor in the day, a dirty manwhore who pleases old hags by night
>The hero uses tentacles as his main weapons and never loses
>The dumb hero is my dumbcumpump
>Boytoy hero
>The hero's debt:night payments

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061825
yep siree that's just dumb "hero" propaganda
just like the story about how she turn half an order barracks into zombies and had them rape the other half

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061489
I want to cuddle fuck her while she smiles and giggles creepily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061845
Ah, but there-in lies the true brilliance of the plan.
How do you expect three villainesses to work together when each of them desires to be in charge and have their husband working with them on THEIR evil plan?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061904
>royal anubi molests innocent school boy
>She said "he was just asking for it , looking so cute and innocent"

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/4riasensei/status/1452103737212760064
Elf love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061973
>inverted nips
my favorite nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061891
>ancient evils realize their hubby is in danger if they don't work together
>put aside their pride and come up with an evil plan that actually works
>hubby keeps being their warden and they get to keep living in their love nest/jail
>week later their back to being competitive while hubby dotes on them and lets them go for walks
love a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to sometimes allow a less than skilled vassal to sit on your council.
Sure, that dragon may not be all that skilled in the ways of diplomacy but she has room to grow....and her mom would be very mad if her daughter didn't get some sort of high ranking position in the court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062025
Is 'under-table cocksucker' a high-ranking position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062055
No, that's just concubine with a different name and slightly different duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062025
>"King Anon, why is that small birb at this council?"
>"Because she is quite wise, Lady Wight. Also I like to hold her because she's fluffy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062088
>Your roads are in serious need of patrol and repair to better allow the travel of trade goods and security. A small tax upon cattle will attain this while upsetting the fewest people.
>Also, Can I have a second cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062121
>rest of the noble ladies can only seethe as the wise owl munches on the cookie
>one, because she is actually wise despite her appearance
>and two, because she gets to sit on king anon's lap while he pets her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062016
What is this silly pose they're doing? What does it signify?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062121
What's that? Tax everyone harshly and spend the revenue on more lavish balls and gold statues of myself? Great idea little owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062197
>"I don't know what is worse, that that...commoner is occupying the role of steward or that she is occupying our lord's lap"
>Elsewhere the Owl mage is going through this years census while sitting on a huge pillow to actually see the top of the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062221
Anon, she is presenting you with the answer.
You being unable to apply said info is your own fault.

You should be worried if your loli owl mage leaves due to your incompitence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062088
Wise owls are smart enough to be members of the council themselves, even small ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062025
so get that fuck hueg bogie to keep me happy as king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062221
>"Lady Evil please! You'll have to settle for the regular scheduled balls"
>"Also I gave you a gold statue for your birthday, did you not like it?"
>other council members look smugly at lady evil as she tries to make the king feel better about his gift
>even smol birb is a little smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062268
Yes.
Just find a job that she will do the least amount of damage at.
Chancelor would be a good one so long as you just keep her working on 'inner realm' politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062088
>"you are on this council but we deny you the rank of master"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062221
Is she from Grand Chase? From the artstyle it kinda looks like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062309
>.......Ok

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop Ratas from getting you with Deez Nuts jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060951
Wait what do you mean it was a tra-

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062222
>her room is actually her office's closet
>so tiny that her furniture is toy size
>kiki maid even brings her little cups of tea so she relax after a hard day of crunching numbers

[Anonymous No.]

the /a/ monster musume thread is talking about horse vaginas again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062394
>Mistress Owl Mage, are you busy?
>"I'm halfway through the chicken taxes but I have time."
>Kiki opens up the closet to see the owlet mage sitting in a 'nest' of pillows with a big book in front of her, a small, glowing crystal giving her enough light to read by.
>"The lord thought you were pushing yourself pretty hard recently so we're giving you an extra scone today with your tea."
>Sets down a tray with a pair of glazed scones and some tea for the owlet mage that fits comfortably within the closet without making everything cramped.
>"Thank you Kiki, can you please shut the door?"
>Kiki leaves giggling to herself about how cute the steward is while the owlet mage munches on a scone with some warm tea poured for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062016
>ancient evil jail holding down multiple incredibly dangerous monsters
>warden anon doesn't show up some day
>a new warden appears in his place
>every ancient evil is confused
>he got sick, so he is in bed
>every ancient evil breaks out at the same time and rushes to warden anon's house
>all anyone hears is "No, I'M goint to take care of him"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062430
I seriously dont understand the horse fuckers, I love horses myself but i just dont understand their rear obsession. Everyone who actually met a horse in real life knows that the best part of the horse is having their long faces press against yours, having them use their nose to raise up your chin as they smell you and start nibbling your neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062455
>they get there and find the heroine about to enter to check on anon
>the bloodlust from everyone could be felt
>is suddenly broken when sickly anon answers the door and says how glad he is to see everyone
>now everyone is tense as anon tries to be a good host and get tea/coffee for everyone
>even sick, he's still the kind warden they know

[Anonymous No.]

>>37061647
>unscalable
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062455
>alright does anyone know healing magic
>...
>...
>okay somebody kidnap a sea bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062522
>implying one of them wasn't an evil nun that grew too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062558
sorry anon, evil nun broke out recently so she's not available

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062522
>crying nun being held at gunpoint by multiple ancient evils
>heal him now OR ELSE

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how would monsters react to a level 1 anon speedrunning to fight the endgame monsters and bosses right out the gate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062522
>they found the closest fish with a hat
>it's a merrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062604
>guards watch some lvl 1 anon wall jump up the castle
>bosses get interrupted mid speech as anon runs past them and glitches through the door
>final boss confused as she keeps missing anon while he does 1 damage a million times
mad because anon isn't doing things the "right" way

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062205
Game Over screen for Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062649
>Lvl1 anon has a big stick, a small helm and undies
>using damaging boosting to go faster
>t posing and flying above the walls
>The big stick is used because it has the ability to parry everything at the cost doing literally .5 damage
>literally backflips in the room and pulls down his pants in front of bosses to skip cutscences

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062649
>Final cut scene being interrupted by the +200 level up sounds that Anon won by defeating his first enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062205
their evil team pose
gotta have a evil team pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062016
Dragon Zombie’s cold, lifeless, desperate heat absorbing vicegrip pussy. Grabs a hold and doesn’t let go until she’s drained enough jizz outta you to suck your reservoirs dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062721
>final boss is sobbing cause all her hard work was wrecked by some guy in underwear
>he doesn't even have the mercy of moving on
>he's just cheering "woohoo!" and yelling something about world record and pog?
>not even her grand intro speech was used as he just started smacking her out the gate
>what kind of heroes are they making these days?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062775
now imagine how much worse it gets with a zombie jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062787
>zombie wurm
>nothing changes, she's not even aware she died at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062819
>she gains the ability to tunnel between the world of the dead and the living
>Can now detach her tail
>is able to fit on a plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062841
>can now ride in a car normally
>if you count stuffing your car with her detached body parts normal

[Anonymous No.]

Would anons be interested in a short story about a Raiju? I know she's not a very popular MG but I think I have a cute simple prompt

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062959
you should write about whatever inspires you, i'm down to trying reading anything but siths.

[Anonymous No.]

Lads
I'm sorry to complain about this
I know it's not /personaldiary/
I know it's not /r9k/
But I think I've ruined things with my one true love, I'm drunk, and you're my only friends
Things got political tonight, and the disagreement was so vast, I fear it's not repairable. She got angry, I tried to calm it down, but the void as been made, and she made a point to say it mattered
I hate this world

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>>37062959
>Raiju
>Not popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062959
Go for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062959
fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck right back in here and give me that story, give it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062992
1. Take a shower
2. Go to sleep
3. Go to work in the morning.
That's all the advice you're going to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062959
>not popular
she's popular in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063026
! !

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>>37062430

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>>37063074

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>>37063026
Will do
Tomorrow (today) is Sunday though, but I get the point
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063133
>Make sure to drink a glass of milk before going to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063074

[Anonymous No.]

You will marry the p’orc princess
You will bring peace between your kingdoms
You will provide many heirs
You will love and cherish your kids and wife
You will tell her you want bacon every morning and then eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

Help, doctor! My squirrel's tail suddenly became shaped like a chiffon roll! What's going on, is she gonna be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063316
This is dreadfully lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063316
uhh whats with the star of david

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is best for whipping motivationless lazybones into shape? Don't say kikis, they're great but a bit overused

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063398
Anubis I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063402
>anubis drafts up a schedule
>anon takes a nap and misses half of it
What now brown cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063415
Spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063417
I don't see how spanking the anubis is going to change anon's lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063384
She's double not-kosher
It's a mockery thing
Very based

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063415
Get ready to endlessly step on Legos on the way to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

Snowubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063503
>We are here to discuss igloo construction. Must be shape always be a dome? Could sharper edges and higher peaks not be used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37060188
A smol pizza with perfectly preserved 200-year-old cheese.
>legal pizza is best pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063510
Must the*

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063510
I understand, I'll begin the square igloo construction

[Anonymous No.]

>>37062471
MG any setting is always about the hosspussy
>Monmusu is always Snek-v-Hoss
>so is MonDoc with 3 Hosspussi to one Snek-cloaca
>even MGE has 3 hoss-pussies - standard, hi-pure, and harem options

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>>37063549
It's kind of weird how snake vs horse is the most prevalent duo. You would think it would be Dog vs Horse as both compete to be man best friend, and have snake vs spider as the predator version of the duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063549
>forgets about dreamhoss and snowhoss

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063558
Yeah, I dont have any insight into why - I dont even see any easy answer that its 'something japanese culture'.
But it's just a pattern I noticed.
>even CentWorries is primarily Hime and the Snek-neck lizard as the two main protagonists in a non-fucking scenario with the other species being simple SoL stuff.
>I guess most guys just want to fuck hosspussy and snek-cloaca

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>>37063682
Similarly 'Not a Succubus' is primarily Snek and Hoss as the class leads and childhoodfrends until the 'totally-not-really-a-Succ' arrives

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063664
Snow'hoss' is a rein-deer but still kinda equine, so even KC is down with the hosspussi as the most prevalent type

[Anonymous No.]

Consider having someone around to blow you a kiss on your way out. Don't consider what's happening to your fridge and pantry while you're gone, just think of the cute worm.

[Anonymous No.]

do mofu addicts really

[Anonymous No.]

>>37064038
I feel like inari and youko kinda get shafted
I mean granted they are generic designs but I do like the MGE kimono

[Anonymous No.]

Koyoi is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37064162
Kimonos are only worn by harlots looking to be breed, why else would I get so aroused by fox women wearing them? All their talk about tradition and culture is just a way to trick gullible foreign men into thinking they don’t just want their wombs filled.

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>>37064019
My cabbages!

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>>37064019
Do you think Greenworms have marshmallow animal pets like other monster girls? Marshmallow caterpillars, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37064019
Rabbit food in exchange for Greenworm wife is a good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37064368
Would a Greenworm even eat that?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna shove my penis up p'orcer pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063316
200% haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>37064943
What wouldn’t a greenworm eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37065800
A meat steak. They are herbivores.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I keep my automaton safe while browsing the web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066086
avoid downloading anything, a lot of the more tech savvy mamono have been sharing the LUST.EXE virus recently in hopes of making automata less submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066215
what about momster.exe, I was told that it would help me relax more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066434
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the mountains
>locate a single Manticore
>ignore her "tough gal" act
>grab her by the knees and throw her over the shoulder
>slap her ass and tell her "I am kidnapping you, you are my wife now."
What's the dumb batcat going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066442
>a lusty momster automaton that is trying to release your stress through sex and you don't know what she quantifies as stress
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066446
Did you know the Pringles logo is Gene Wolfe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066446
>slap ass
>hand comes back covered in spines
>oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066446
With a Manticore you are obligated to deal with one month of snarling rapist in order to achieve a lifetime of purring litterbearer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066576
Guess I'm taking a pitstop to relieve myself on my way home.
>>37066525
I did not know that, thank you.
>>37066636
Yeah, blah blah this ain't MGC you urbanite, she better dress up sexy and go milk the cows, cause every 3 hours I'll interrupt her for some old fashioned hay lovin'. A man has needs.

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>>37060794
Here we have an example of Belkans being the bad guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066730
Can manticore's fly?I wouldn't think so without magic, but if they can then nowhere is safe.
>3 AM
>Trying to get to sleep
>Curtains are open, enjoying the moonlight
>Hear a thud at the window
>Sit up, see a manticore with her tits pressed up against the glass, trying to break it open
>Trying to slip her tail through the gap
>You're on the 46th floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066816
pretty sure amazon has the only useless wing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066816
Holy fuck, a fresh tailpussy delivery right next to my doors (window). How lucky can one guy be?

[Anonymous No.]

a helpful guide

[Anonymous No.]

>notice bicorn wife's search history
>most recent item is can a man satisfy seven jubjubs at once?
Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067020
i still find it weird people type full sentences into search engines

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067020
Damn, you got it easy, my bicorn wife searchs guides on how to make her hubby the sexiest manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

smug goat
https://twitter.com/NakadashiK/status/1452246840179625984?s=20
also night gaunt in the other most recent pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37063510
>Your idea is sound, Ms. Nubis, but I feel a proper test is in order
>Build a small igloo pyramid for my daughters first, they'll put it through the paces and we'll see if your idea holds up

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067149
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067020
Well? Can he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067064
I find it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37066989
and yet they always win

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067459
not their fault you're weak to love and affection

[Anonymous No.]

Human boys should act their age and go back home suck their wives’ tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067504
but what is the point in sucking that which does not feed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067525
>>37067525
stop sucking on loli titty then

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067525
Baphbros…

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067504
what wife? All I do is just explore abandoned parts of MGC and sleep in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067504
I try, but every time I get a mouthful of red orbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067504
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067578
no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067578
rejoice, flatties can lactate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067656
>getting literal drops of milk
>baphbros fine with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067677
yes, im fine with a couple of drops because atleast they'll taste good
unlike the mass produced "milk" that big booby monsters have

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067618
why is Dante your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067710
Dont be silly, Dante sucks the orbs, he doesnt dispense them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067710
>he doesnt want a crazy woohoo pizza half demon wife

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067733
>not wanting a MOTIVATED demon wife instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067459

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>>37067504
what about nutritional variety? last i started she wouldn't let me stop

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna pick up a small, cute little squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067703
a few drops is just how you stay weak and feeble, to grow up stronger and healthier, you need to at least drink a half gallon of your waifus milk a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067818
don't believe these lies
the milk keeps you healthy, but it keeps you from being able to leave the house

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067841
I can leave the house when I want and I drink a gallon of my waifus milk a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067860
>only a gallon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067877
its an average, its in between one and two gallons per day. Don't judge me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067856
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067856

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067929

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>>37067768
Please tell me this succ has muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanting to make a dystopian/authauritarian monster girl story. Any ideas of things I could play around with? Protagonist is going to be either an unmarried/claimed man or a recently married/claimed man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37067982
It's an oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068009
married man has to walk by a starving homeless succ and see her begging for a drop one day, only to pass by the same alleyway the next day and she is nowhere to be seen, asking a nearby officer they tell the man There never was a Succ here, keep walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068009
anon wakes up to find himself getting shipped off to be a monsters hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068009
mandated government assigned wife is shipped to anon's small apartment, and she is scared shitless of him, repeating over and over again she wants to go home as she curls into a ball in the corner of the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068107
This but the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068115
They're both afraid of each other and are too terrified to see that the other is actually really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068009
How exactly do you make a dystopia with monster girls

>Oh noooo I have several hot wives with whom I have sex every day and there's zero crime!
I seriously hope you don't think it's a dystopia because monsters are the ones ruling instead of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068166
>How exactly do you make a dystopia with monster girls
Easy. There aren't enough men for the monstergirls. Even the institution of the Mandatory Harem Act has done little to reduce the problem of femcels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068166
>I seriously hope you don't think it's a dystopia because monsters are the ones ruling instead of men.
Women in charge is all what it takes to make a dystopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068166
Having the man ratio be super small compared to the monster girl population essentially means Lilims become asshole dictators because they get the first say in introducing summoned men to society. Husbandless hoodlums and hags start attempting to overthrow the government so they finally marry.

Other route is having the animal mindless monster ratio be super high so everyone has to scavenge for resources and safe areas to survive against a dangerous nature, men and monster girls becoming pillars of support for one another in this world

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are getting really desperate lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068240
Comparing 2d females to 3dpd just shows your single digit IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068287
give me the tldr of this chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068287
just now noticiing, you don't see what elves wear?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37064038
Its presumably fluffy and warm in there but htf do you manage to doggystyle them thru all that fluffage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068371
silly child, you do not dog the fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068347
I fucking love ran, best fox ever in my opinion
>>37068371
by doing it

[I cant post images so I'll just link the image from somewhere else No.]

>>37068383
>I fucking love ran
>>>/vst/804378

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>>37068316
Typical isekai of the MC kicked out of the class for a shitty skill that is actually bullshit strong. He survives and meets a catgirl and stuffed bear that acts as her mother/guardian, but the stuffed bear keeps claiming she is a bullshit beautiful elf that will one day make MC her husband.
MC just unlocked a skill that returns her to the original form for 2 minutes when used and she straight away tries to jump on the oportunity. Transformation runs out just as the lips touch so she thinks she kissed him as a teddy bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068321
Well the same could be said about human boys that dress all slutty wearing shirt, shorts and sneakers and claiming this doesn't mean they were begging to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068525
Am I supposed to wear oversized clothes that hide my figure to dress modestly?

[Anonymous No.]

Large snuggling lumps for the cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068525
just because I dress like a total slut means I am one, fucking dirty old hags always being pervs

[Anonymous No.]

I love 2D human girls as much as monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>Desperate lewd hag approaching you
>Ask her to do a meme-pose
Looks like an easy win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068587
>all hags can now do the meme pose cause its cringe
>cheshs can do it at any age for some reason
what you gonna do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052819
Not a fan of these roll games but gotta commend the dossiers you've made, good writing style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068646
Eh...hm, i still can tell her that she is too old for me...It will work, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068787
why are you flirting with her, its like you want her to turn you into an aheagoing mess, juet tell her I won't fall to hag pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37052819
bogey/bogie and slime sorc are the best ones, I enjoy what you wrote about them, it would be fun to get some short story about them traveling on their moving home carriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068803
>almost rolled 02
so close

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068797
>juet tell her I won't fall to hag pussy
It looks like flirting too.

[Anonymous No.]

I find the idea of drinking breast milk disgusting. I hope thats not a mandatory thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068821
my fox sensei would never lie to me, she told me that this is how you tell them you are not interested in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068832
Not my thing either though I really like breast sucking.
Well, at least lactation is something I can ignore in doujins though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068832
honestly, what about drinking breast milk is so disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068832
why? its just sugary milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37056730
Looks like wolfrad, if i remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068525
>men are dressing in full plate armor, just like i Zipangu doujins, and then they wonder why they are raped by monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37055843
the song has been stuck in my head since this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068914
>those doujins with knights being stripped full of their armor
>those doujins fighting slimes that shoot convenient acid that only melts through their armor and clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068525
I just want to wear clothing that keeps me cool while exercising. That doesn't mean I want to be dragged into the gym lockerroom

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068945
Slimes have a knightfetish

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069029
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069045
@ by spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068993
Knight/Paladin fetish is like the most popular fetish of mamono, on par with shota and mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone looking to wife a sleep mouse?

I've been fucking one for awhile now, and then it became me fucking multiple sleep mice. Now I'm overrun with sleep mice, and I cannot fuck them all. Don't worry. They ones I'm giving away are all virgin and pure of heart. They're low maintenance; just give them a comfy place to sleep. All I ask is that you treat them well and keep in contact. They're my daughterus and grandaughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069070
>”The bucket helm stays on during sex”
>”Good”

[Anonymous No.]

If you could add one clause to the contract with your soon to be demon wife, what would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069070
Tech savvy mammon have a fetish for futuristic armor, rich mammon want poor boys, smart ones want big and dumb boys, am I missing anymore fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

If theres zombie monster girls, is there different kinds? Do I need to worry about running into runners or spitters? Tanks and leapers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069211
Doragons have a fetish for golden plate armors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069248
What about see through crystal armor?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be saved from the Monsters by a FemPaladin.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello yes, I would like one (1) Ancient evil please

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069333
Sorry, we only got ancient neutrals on hand, but how old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069285
A yandere fempaladin that scares even shirohebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068941
you are welcome

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any way to tell apart a normal untainted male over one that became an incubus easily. Like idk detect alot of DE radiating from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069333

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069358
>yandere fempaladin
I need this so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069363
Pull down his pants and check, alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069333
>who are you calling ancient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069387
>wife pouts and mopes whenever you use the A word

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069352
>How old?
Primordial

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069359
the only way to get rid of an ear worm is with another catchy song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069211
The sickos who are into public h*ndholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069400
>pouts and mopes and rapes (You) in tears whenever you use the A word*

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069333
Best I can do is a 20 year old imp. She's a prankster. That's kinda evil right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069400
>you, you old dusty primordial ancient, older then the galaxy itself, eggless old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069333
I require one too, preferably of the eldritch variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069373
i imagine something, you are swordsmith anon, Be saved by fempaladin when you get attacked as you commute to sell your wares in a big city but have to move through a area high in DE, their sword breaks in the process, you give them your prized sword to use as you travel, the first sword you ever made with all your hopes and dreams now slowly turning into a Cursed Sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069333
>tfw ywn go exploring the world for the unholy grail and find heaven
>Ywn find the land that is old and ancient that the monsters inside are all old ancient evils that have never seen a man since the days of when man first walked upright
>ywn come upon on those huge doors and scale the wall to see the evil inside and get some pussy while you are at it
>ywn get caught by a tall and meaty old hag
>swn pick you up but never turn you around and whisper in your ear
>"I caught yoooooou"

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl settings tend to have great human women as well. They know what they have to compete with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069615
theres guns in the MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069675
Given that its supposed to be a place for current-world&time Anons, MGE would include every kind of modern machinery that Anons might have with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>he has less than 200 years and calls himself an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069741
>moth is smug thinking that she isn't in the same league as those "adult" boys being under 500

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069741
moth abs

[Anonymous No.]

What do I have to do to get me a dragon meido? How do I overcome the haughtiness and pride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069832
"bust" in their backdoor

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069832
You dont swim against the current. Instead of trying to break her pride and make her become something she is not you just need to redirect it, make her take pride on her job and position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069832
Why would you want a dragon maid when you can have a shog maid? If its the wings and scales you like, a shog can very easily make herself some. To your exact tastes too, as long as you like purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069567
>she expects you to be terrified at being captured
>she does not expect you to be all giddy
>she REALLY did not expect you to push her down and immediately start kissing and molesting her
>as you lift her dress and whisper sweet nothings in her ear, she can only think how scary these young men are
I'm not trapped with her, she's trapped with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069865
Because I like my brain unshoggified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37068009
Don't. It's a shit idea and I especially don't want to read it from someone who can't even spell authoritarian.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069902
what are you a fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069963
Looks like someone should make an extended visit to the Temple of Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069881
>her neighbors terrifed take a peek
>You are just pounding away at her and coming inside her for the 500th time already
>Her hips already gave out after 100, she might have milked 50 out of you but your youth is able to outlast her
>She is just cumming nonstop
>Its just something about her being so old yet so breedable that is too damn good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069967
>if he doesn't have shog goop leaking from his ears is he really a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069999
damn, those quads make shogfuckers ultra striaght

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069999
>man 69ing the four bodies of his shog confirmed next evolution of the straight man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069963
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069675
yes, muskets are a thing in mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070083
>no rifling
she's not worth your time son

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be in a 69 with 5 p'orcers.

I eat the pussy of P'orcer A.
P'orcer A eats the pussy of P'orcer B.
P'orcer B eats the pussy of P'orcer C.
P'orcer C eats the pussy of P'orcer D.
P'orcer D eats the pussy of P'orcer E
P'orcer E sucks my dick.

Anyone have similar ideas with other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070114
so a ring of suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070140
Well, only one of them is sucking. The rest of us are licking and kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070114
so much bacon, so little time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070158
then its not fair, not fair at all, she should be kissing and licking you as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069675
they can be loaded with spell based ammunition too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37069995
>one neighbor steps up to reassert the pride of the ancient evils
>"Foolish Mortal! You wi-"
>she is stopped mid speech by anon who sees another delicious evil that needs to be impregnated
>evil "Kyaas" are made by the neighbors as this dastardly anon takes another ancient evil down
true power of ancient evils is how breedable they look/are

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070198
We've talked about cursed guns/ revolvers but can a cowgirl shoot a cursed bullet at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070198
>spell based ammunition too.
you mean like in outlaw star?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070221
pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070215
anon, these are ancient evils, not high school girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070233
they haven't seen men since we walked upright and have been isolated since then

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070198
>succubus sniper with a charm spell loaded into a demon realm silver sniper rifle showing the angels whats good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070240
does that mean they need to retake algebra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070249
they saw as animals and also probably had that before us so I'd wager a no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070245
>eating out your cupid wife as she makes new couples from half a mile away with her charm-rifle
>every time she fires you lick a little harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070258
thank god, it would be really troublesome if their school credits had expired after their schooling institutions went out of business

[Anonymous No.]

>>37070096
Well KC doesn't really elaborate on gun technology, or technology overall, all he says there were a few guns found, and gremlins can now mass reproduce it. Also Lescaite has some monster musketeer squads, but I think guns are still rare in the setting.

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>>37070274
they larp as magical girls instead with costumes that used to fit them when they were 200 and they are now 2000

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>>37070274
>ancient evils force to attend school
>their diplomas carved into rocks don’t count
>anon’s first day as teacher is with a class of ancient evils in ill fitting uniforms
Wonder who would be teachers pet

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>>37070233
Rude, they are still pure girls at heart

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>>37070368
The teacher is the class pet

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>>37069979
..To show off the superiority of her cute body and chest.

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>>37070505
if only the place with the witch aesthetic wasnt loli shit

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>>37070526
No, to get a pair of gigantic earth-shatteringly large milk-sloshing tits

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>>37070618
Good thing I’m not a shota, she”ll just keep walking

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>>37070640
>under two digits, thinks he isn't a child
>thinks he's safe from spells

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>sexing my Raiju wife
>she's begging for the creampie
>little shocks of encouragement with each pump
>at the last second, pull out and stick it in her butt

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>>37070674
humanity are the true monsters

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>>37070695
If he becomes a Poof! she's about to be very disappointed.

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>>37070674
a horror story for all monsters that will keep them up at night for the rest of their lifes

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>>37070738
monsters waking up in the middle of the night to ask their husband 'Honey, you'd never pull out, would you..?'

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>>37070751
thats why they'll force you to sleep with your dick inside them and them smothering you so you can't get up without alerting them

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>>37070751
>>37070738
>grab wife from either side of her head
>hands right behind her ears
>aka the fluffing position
>look deep into her eyes
>bring your foreheads together, just touching
>all this time, never blinking
>"only if you're a good girl honey"
how to mindbreak a Manticore 101

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>>37070751
You can just imagine a husband not even half awake just murmuring "what?" not really understanding whats going on, and his scared wife starts doubling down "oh no, you thought about it, havent you? have I done something wrong? Have I been too rough on you? have I been not rough enough?"

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>>37069615
It's a shame how little people talk of Mersè Dascaros, but it's even more shameful how little they talk of the superior tomboy Paula Tronmail.

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>>37070871
give me An.Ubis and Lilth pls

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>>37070871
"Cumbie"?

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Around pregnant MG never relax

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>>37071031
Surely their pregnancy will make them calm down a bit in terms of all the rape.

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>>37071042
Wrong,they get even more rapey

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>Skeb
Yea or nay?

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>>37070871
>Best looking one if human
How can monsters compete?

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>>37071053
>>37071042
MG baby needs seen to grow healthy!

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i tell a monster that pregnancy is cringe

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>>37071218
why are u cringe?

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list of most wholesome mgs

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>>37071275
completely a matter of perspective
personally, I'd say mindflayers, but I don't think anyone will agree with that

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>>37071299
>mindflayers
They are cute, but i'm scared of their abilities.

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>>37071031
I want to impregnate a horde of zombies

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>>37071334
>anon has alerted the horde

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reposting from the other thread, not cuz I think it's good but because I hope it'll prod other (better) artists to other monster girls as Bogies based on initial speculation about how they multiply.

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>>37071031
But what if I was the one that got them all pregnant?

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>>37071275
Titania would be at the very top

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a big brain play to keep your virginity is to only hang around married people

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>>37071275
wurms

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>>37071344
>tail clussy
Even Druella can't compete with such a thing.

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>>37062121
>A small tax upon cattle
Are Holstaur wives apart of this tax?

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>>37071344
imagine gazer clussy

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>>37071344
you need to put a clown nose on that tail

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>>37071344
That's a really good idea, came out nice anon. Give yourself more credit!

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>>37071312
Don't worry they can fix that.

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>>37071386
Mouth tentacle clussy ot tentacle clussy

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>>37071344
That monster become part bogie if they put on the mask, imagine a bunyip bogie hybrid or a fox bogie hybrid

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>>37071541
Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask.

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>>37071541
>>37071548
Would Bogies leave masks out for human women to find?

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>>37071275
greenworm and not even because they get spammed, always thought so because they seem to care more about food than sex

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>>37071567
I have a feeling that they would do that and even put on them while the woman is asleep at their performance or would forcefully put them on women just for the he'll of it

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>>37071541
hakutaku bogie when?

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How can an anubis fit in love to her already busy schedule?

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>>37071590
Her schedule is busy because the pharaoh is still single and has too much free time. Find the pharaoh a husband first.

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How much do holsts cost?

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>>37071644
bout 1.5

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I want to love undead but they're just 2 spooky, how do I get over my fear?

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>>37071590
They don't. They make pathetic excuses that they are too busy to love, and thus they are virgins. Every other monster in the palace laughs at this flimsy explanation, knowing that she wouldn't know what to do to a man if he was tied down to the bed in front of her.

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>>37071715
look right at them, drop your pants, grab your cock ,jerk off and don't forget to look right in the eyes while you do it

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>>37071715
bonk head off body
molest body