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Be ready for the Friday prayer tonight!

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>> No.37033433

>>37033422
But it's Thursday

>> No.37033441

>>37033422
I don't pray though

>> No.37033447
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>>37033433
Oh shit, I completely lost track of time.

>> No.37033450
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>>37033422
I am always ready to pray in the church of our milky lady

>> No.37033473
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>> No.37033492
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>>37033473

>> No.37033510

Monstergirl to hear out my confession to her unamused and call me a beta?

>> No.37033519

37033510
get the fuck out and learn to not be a fuck up as well

>> No.37033530
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What makes wolfus so homely and comfy?

>> No.37033534
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Last thread was rather amusing. I look forward to once more watching you pathetic insects grovel and seethe.

>> No.37033539
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>>37033530
Canines are man's best friend(with benefits)

>> No.37033554
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37033554

Daily reminder that vamps are the best, and you should get a vampire wife.

>> No.37033568

>>37033554
>marry my families arch enemies
I'd rather sell myself to the sabbath before I do something like that

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>>37033568
daycares are always hiring (for some reason)

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>>37033422

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>>37033568
That can be arranged.

>> No.37033672

In MGC, It's not a crime to use a sleeping mans cock, so be careful and lock all your doors and make sure to get some monster proof 2 ft thick steel walls

>> No.37033685
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>> No.37033695

>>37033649
need more pictures of bogie juggling

>> No.37033697

>>37033685
this nun has been blessed

>> No.37033699

>>37033672
>2ft thick steel walls
That's more armor than any tank ever made

>> No.37033710

>>37033672
Just take antidepressants, you won't get hard.

>> No.37033714

>>37033699
its better safe than sorry, you don't want to wake getting raped by some homeless monster off the street who broke into your house

>> No.37033720

>>37033714
That's why you have to find a wife! Quick!

>> No.37033728

i cant tell if im horny for monster girls or just lonely anymore

>> No.37033738
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>>37033422

>> No.37033751

>>37033720
but I dont wanna, I wanna stay single for a bit more so I can sell myself as a mailorder husband

>> No.37033774

>>37033568
Anon, come one man, end this family grudge with a single bite.

>> No.37033784

>>37033774
I won't be some vamp hag's boytoy, I got more dignity than that

>> No.37033786
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>>37033554
They offer nothing that Wights don't.

>> No.37033795

>>37033738
>thanks for saving me miss bishop but when do i get to go home?
this can only end well

>> No.37033831 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>37033738
How do mermaids give birth?

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>>37033784

>> No.37033841

>>37033831
Imagine a mermaid having that many eggs and each one getting fertilized and growing up to be a mermaid

>> No.37033847

>>37033841
no wonder the navy is so fucking large

>> No.37033848

>>37033831
By sturgeon standards, that's basically a loli

>> No.37033884

>>37033848
hot

>> No.37033902
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37033902

Choose one from every row to create your succubus harem

>> No.37033909

>>37033902
>More than one
Anon, NO! You'll trigger the mono-fag snowflakes!

>> No.37033913
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You are being watched.

>> No.37033915

>>37033902
too much human

>> No.37033920

>>37033699
And completely useless against a good chunk of species.

>> No.37033925

>>37033909
its fine if everyone in the harem concents

>> No.37033933

>>37033913
and? they need to pay for the peep show

>> No.37033938

>>37033915
They're just hiding their monster parts so you don't choose the one with the biggest wings. They know human men are sluts for huge wings.

>> No.37033954

>>37033913
I always feel like

>> No.37033958

>>37033831
It doesn't suffocate without water?

>> No.37033965

>>37033902
Where is Megumin?

>> No.37033967

>>37033902
A7, B3, C7, D1, E4

>>37033913
All the time? Even when I'm fapping?

>> No.37033968
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Starting tomorrow, everyone in this thread will be forced to endure troll stink. You will wake up tomorrow with a troll next to you in bed. You will have to tolerate her smelly, troll breath as you share a pillow in bed. You'll have to deal with her hot, sweaty, troll body as the two of you are smashed up together in bed under the same heavy blanket. You'll have to put up with her grabbing your leg in her sleep, shoving it between hers and grinding her sopping wet cunt on your thigh. Any attempt to turn around and face away from her will be thwarted as her strong arms and big hands hold you in place.

I'm sorry if this isn't what you want, but it's gonna be what you'll have to deal with everyday for the rest of your life and beyond.

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>>37033902
Not a single buffcubus, lame.

>> No.37033981
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37033981

How mamono punish murderfags?

>> No.37033982
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>>37033902
I chose my momster

>> No.37033983
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>>37033938
Unfortunate
For them, that is, as I’d go with any monstrous species first.

>> No.37033993

>>37033968
can she at least be a clown?

>> No.37033999

>>37033967
Especially when you're fapping. She's a lilim, desperate voyeur is basically her job description.

>> No.37034005

>>37033913
Big sister is watching. 1984 demon realm when?

>> No.37034007
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37034007

Sorry to post so soon, but I figured I'd give a couple more updates on content in the works.

This is from an unnamed short VN we're producing about a seemingly benevolent swamp witch which is technically horror. A young man gone ghost-hunting stumbles upon her swamp and apparently finds the thrill he's been chasing, but things end very badly for him.

(Yes, we did base her on the Brazillian Cuca folklore.)

[1/2]

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>> No.37034017

>>37034007
>cuca
>not an old hag
jk she looks cute

>> No.37034022
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>>37033993
She'll clown you everyday for your ignorance of botany

>> No.37034029

>>37034012
Finding a beastgirl with an exorbitant amount of pubic hair!
Going to bed with her!
Chaining her up while she sleeps!
Shaving it all off!

>> No.37034030

>>37034022
but flowers are gay tho

>> No.37034039

>>37034029
>shaving it off
I dislike you greatly

>> No.37034045
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37034045

>>37034007

Also doing a four-page booklet on harpy variants with some lore stuff. Dove, Crow, Parrot and Bonebreaker. An artbro did the thumbnails, another artist is going to go over them in their own style and then render.

I'm still working on Bern's Breeding Sim, I've broken something doing sex QTEs and still figuring it out.

I'll be leaking all this once it's done. If you want to support us, you know where to find us. Thanks for your time.


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>>37034005
The thread often takes it to the extreme (to the point of being comical) but I think living in an authoritarian MG state has a lot of good story potential. Like look at magus's jinko one

>> No.37034058

>>37034007
>>37034045
This shit is so good. I'll subscribe.

Where did all the other contentfags go, anyway, and why is the bulk of western stuff suddenly being made by one person/group?

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>>37034030
Flowers are masculine as fuck. Thinking otherwise is incredibly homosexual of you. Also, botany encompasses more than just flowers. It pertains to all plant life.

Well, since you're not interested in plant life. I'm gonna set you aside and hook you up with a girl that doesn't pertain to plants.
Pic related is your new waif.

>> No.37034078

>>37034072
>forgetting about lilarunes

>> No.37034082

>>37034007
>>37034045
Not sure when Hatch stopped being a fag but I love this.

>> No.37034089

>>37033982
She looks very fertile

>> No.37034093

>>37034078
You want to turn into a liliraune?

>> No.37034094

>>37034054
As do I, I'm in the process of writing a story about it now.

>> No.37034095
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>> No.37034103

>>37034093
no, they are lesbos

>> No.37034108

>>37033902
>....harem...
No black horny-Hoss waifu
Not a real harem.

>> No.37034113

>>37033422
What tropes and cliches you see in games, movies, shows and anime/cartoons do you expect to still happen in the world if Monstergirl Encyclopedia?

>> No.37034118

>>37034093
Yeah what of it?

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>> No.37034127
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Clownpiece pic with Bogie when?

>> No.37034130

>>37034127
Give idea

>> No.37034133

>>37034113
Even with Mamono mana the childhood friend still loses

>> No.37034141

>>37034118
ALP PLANT ALP PLANT

>> No.37034159

Plants are homosexual after all, shrooms are better

>> No.37034182
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>>37034130
The ultimate show between the two

>> No.37034191

>> 37033981
>How punish..?
3 sentences:
>most commonly by corrective-rape ofc
>for those where all the stabbing is Freudian, Alping them to get 'stabbed' in return
>for the worst, healing their victims with dark-magicks, and ignoring them until they go away

>> No.37034193

>>37034182
Clunny vs Clussy

>> No.37034207

>>37034159
Fungi reproduce asexually. I want to have a part in making my daughteru! Just say no to mushrooms!

>> No.37034215

>>37033831
Like dolphins and whales? Mammalian reproduction.

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We need more Touhou and MGE together in general.

>> No.37034223

>>37034133
I am pretty sure that would cause a considerable outrage.

>> No.37034248
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>>37034218
"You're curse now, or something. Oh noo. What misfortune."

>> No.37034260

Violate the vampire's masquerade, if you know what I mean.

>> No.37034261

>>37034223
Mamano mana can't overcome an oblivious male Mc.

>> No.37034277
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>>37034260
Can I just violate the vampire instead

>> No.37034319
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>>37034261
Nothing a bit of rape can't fix.

>> No.37034320

>>37034277
Begone dhampire.

>> No.37034321

>>37034248
My money!!!!!

>> No.37034325

>>37034319
Too dense to even realize he's being raped at the moment.

>> No.37034340

>>37034248
Can mamono mana save her?

>> No.37034346

>>37034325
He thinks she just tripped and fell onto him and is having a really hard time getting back up.

>> No.37034355

>>37033710
Something is really wrong with you if your anti-depressants are that powerful. When I had to take them at most they made ejaculation harder to achieve

>> No.37034369

>>37034355
>anon has to take enough antidepressants to basically make his dick entirely nonfunctional
Looks like a job for the dire bogey.

>> No.37034372

>>37034007
>cuca
Enlighten me?

>> No.37034374

>>37034355
Not him but Prozac left me completely devoid of a libido

To be have absolutely no sexual thoughts or desires was kind of weird

>> No.37034377

>>37034029
She is the one that would shave you off and mock your hairless kid body

>> No.37034388

>>37034355
>>37034374
>>37033710
Just how many anons here take anti depressantsm

>> No.37034401

How do I get a childhood friend as a 22 year old and how can it apply it to a succubus?

>> No.37034411

>>37034388
Anti-anxiety but that’s not really the same.

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>>37034401

>> No.37034467

>>37034388
My previous medicine university had 2/3rds of my class suffer some form of anxiety or depression me included. You’d easily find your coleagues at the clinics while you wait your turn and the doctor outright recommended us to transfer away or try entering another university due to how inhumane that one was. A student outright admitted in a public presentation he tried to commit suicide twice, a girl fainted in the main hallway and they gave no fucks.
I was a lucky one since I got diagnosed at an early stage and reversed it via treatment.
It’s extremely common for you to find someone like that in those intensive unis or people still shooting for a given university. Nobody cares though.
It’s probably much worse in Japan seeing their obsession with isekai lately.

>> No.37034469

>>37034425
Seems a bit too Blade Runner. Can I have other options?

>> No.37034475

>>37034388
>>37034369
>monstergirls invade our world
>find out about antidepressants
>gather up lists of all prescriptions
>send out bogey hit squads to each and every one

>> No.37034501

>>37034475
>squads
this is how you drown people

>> No.37034510

damn, that's alot of people taking antidepressants

>> No.37034514

>>37034388
I'm not on any meds but I can't think of a time when I was actually happy, or a day I didn't think about self-deletion

>> No.37034515

>>37034510
thats a lot of bogeys

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>>37034510
we are the big sad

>> No.37034529

>>37034475
Why bogeys?
They only go after naughty males
Being depressed is not a crime

>> No.37034549

>>37034529
bogeys, the big fluffy hug monsters, not bogies, the big scary clowns

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>>37034501
Drown?

>> No.37034563

Anti-anxiety for me. I'd rather not fo down the anti-depresent road, since I'm more cyclical between extremes (not exactly bipolar, because the extremes aren't too extreme).

>> No.37034564

Am I the only one who got happier after I stopped taking my meds for adhd?

>> No.37034567

>>37034510
Why do you think we're here?

>> No.37034575

>>37034567
lonliness and a desire to escape reality i imagine

>> No.37034579

>>37034561
*in bogey cuddles

>> No.37034589

>>37034564
No, my brother felt much better not taking his ADD meds
We were all freaked out when one of our neighborhood friends killed himself while in anti-depressants. My brother hasn't taken any meds since and has learned to manage things far better than the meds were doing

>> No.37034598

>>37034575
Fuck that. I want to rejoin reality. Fuck you and fuck your "freedoms". I'm sick of it. It gives me thoughts I wouldn't share even with a therapist.

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>>37034563
Im not trying to derail the thread but do they actually help much? The anxiety meds

>> No.37034635

Damn, now that I think about, Earth is Bogey heaven, isn't it?

>> No.37034663

>>37034612
See a therapist/psychiatrist first (obviously, so you can get a legal prescription and not pay junkie prices). And don't expect the meds to do all the work. You still need to learn and apply coping methods, but the meds make it easier.

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Fuck being sad, tears are for banshees

>> No.37034690

>>37034612
I don't personally take any, but in the people I know's experience, yes. My grandfather took some and the difference in him was clear as day

>> No.37034694

>>37034675
Each time I see this thumbnail I think of a Shoggoth instead of Banshee.

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>>37033422
Bros, my party's cleric is looking at me strangely.

>> No.37034711

>>37034701
She's just admiring the purity of your soul. The thick, girthy, throbbing purity of it.

>> No.37034717

>>37034701
Don't mind her, she just has some trouble interacting with people who are not of the congregation she was apart of

>> No.37034748
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Reminder that Greilia has been downing all the pills she can handle for months on end. You bastards.

>> No.37034759
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What is this monster?

>> No.37034761

>>37034748
Why is she doing that?

>> No.37034773

>>37034759
a really heavy, thick, and dumb armored snek that burrows underground

>> No.37034774

>>37034635
And these threads are monster girl heaven. Fuckton of males that love and would fuck monster girls without fucking twice while back in their world they have to deal with Order Propaganda and assholes like Manticores and Cheshire cats spreading the murderous stereotypes.

>> No.37034783

>>37034773
That sounds like a wurm but she is clearly not a wurm. The sign says so.

>> No.37034789

>>37034783
she's a notawurm

>> No.37034808

>>37034774
>without fucking twice
is it really heaven?

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>>37033422

>> No.37034817
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>>37034759
What monster?

>> No.37034826

>>37034325
>MC has been married to his childhood friend for years but doesn't realize it

>> No.37034829

>>37034761
Burnout, depression, anxiety, malnourishment. Her cynicism grows stronger each and every day.
A few months back, she got into an altercation with a whisp over insensitive remarks made when she lost another one. Last week, I don't think she shed a single tear. And that scares her.

>> No.37034860

>>37034815
18?

>> No.37034871

>>37034319
I don’t follow…

>> No.37034886

>>37034871
don't follow her, anon! she'll brutally rape you, leaving you an aheagoing mess of a man in the middle of the street

>> No.37034918

>>37034748
Is this from koikatsu? This model is crazy good

>> No.37034926

>>37034829
Someone please give the medicine goat a hug

>> No.37034953

>>37034549
So what
All monsters are antidepressants with the exceptions of Manticores, Gazers, and Banshees.

>> No.37034970

>>37034612
Personally yes.
They’re really subtle in their effect, but I’ve noticed a significant difference in the amount of “worrying about fucking nothing” I (used to) do.

>> No.37034971

>>37034926
Inadvisable. Unacceptable. She's been in the hot zone for too long. Her fur is dyed black with the avatar of death. She refuses to expose any others. She needs to stop the spread. She has to save them.

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Ahem. Fuck glasses.

>> No.37034976

>>37034953
>manticores
Idk it seems like it would be pretty hard to be sad when you're cumming for the 57th time this hour

>> No.37034985

>>37034971
Wait this isn’t the Deltarune RP thread, sorry guys

>> No.37034992

>>37034973
>Fuck glasses.
Well fuck you too anon.

>> No.37035001

>>37034976
They’re one of like three monsters outright described as sadistic/cruel.
Obviously that’s by MG standards, but they’re very much an outlier species in that regard.

>> No.37035032

>>37034953
Manticores have fluffy manes, and do great aftercare. And Gazer...I love her.

>> No.37035068

>>37034829
The medical field is a tough one

>> No.37035109

>>37034971
That's when she needs the hug the most!

>> No.37035123

>>37034973
Fuck people with glasses? Yes I agree glasses-wearers should get more sex

>> No.37035126

>>37034926
shes needs amand fugnhug

>> No.37035164

>>37034113
>nice guy character
>takes off glasses
>slicks back hair

How many anime has practically done this??? Though I can imagine this would be a monstergirl "antagonist's boyfriend.

>> No.37035166

>>37035068
>>37035109
Patients have been getting more unreasonable. More violent. Staff gas been instructed to prescreen inpatients, and apply restraints as necessary. Greilia has been instinctively slapping away anyone that tries to reach out to her. It isn't supposed to be like this.

>> No.37035179

>>37035166
here's how to handle this
walk up to her
ask if she needs a hug
push through her paws and give a hug

>> No.37035200

>>37035166
either this>>37035179 or ask a chesh for teleport magic and hug her instantly

>> No.37035208

>>37035179
Large numbers of personnel have been laid off lately. Televisions were first muted, and then banned entirely from both patient rooms and staff quarters.
Nobody has seen the Administrator in weeks. I think Greilia was the last one. She's stopped looking her colleagues in the eye.

There are rumors.

>> No.37035227
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37035227

Imagine resting your head a nice comfy sweater cushioned by worm tiddies

>> No.37035233

>>37035208
It's just the cheshire virus greila goddamn, all it does is make people regurtitate stale memes for a few days

>> No.37035252

>>37035208
oh no, the clownening is upon us

>> No.37035269

>>37035233
She keeps wandering off when she's supposed to be on break. Usually towards the morgue, muttering under her breath. Not even the Liches dare approach when she gets like that.

>> No.37035276

>>37035227
Contrary to popular belief, worms are not soft and squishy but rather TIGHT MUSCLE

>> No.37035304

>>37035276
He said at one point he wants to draw a muscleworm when he gets better, I wonder what that's gonna look like.

>> No.37035344

>>37035304
How many people are drawing in these threads nowadays? There's greenworm anon, that guy who drew a hellhound and yesterday someone was drawing a bogie. I think I'm forgetting a few too. Either way, it's nice to see people posting OC.

>> No.37035353

>>37035269
Has Greila gone senile in her old age? We don't have a morgue anymore, Greila. We don't need one.

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>>37035344
>HE FORGOT LATENIGHT

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>>37035344
>that guy who drew a hellhound and yesterday someone was drawing a bogie
Not sure who those are, the latter is probably the Wurmdrawfag. Latenight also posted some stuff the other day.

>> No.37035398

>>37035375
>>37035378
Pssst
Do you guys have any... latenight lewds ?

>> No.37035403

>>37035375
>>37035378
>i forgot latenight
Yeah, I'm retarded. But I remember both the hellhound and bogie having big titties.

>> No.37035430
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These snakes are taking it too far!

>> No.37035439

>>37035353
Of course. The hospital morgue has long since been converted into more patients rooms. We use trucks now.

>> No.37035464
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>>37035304
I already have one.

>> No.37035465
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37035465

>>37033422

>> No.37035474

>>37035398
You just keep right on walking, mister.

>> No.37035490

>>37035398
https://imgbox.com/KlzkjWhy
https://imgbox.com/06HriVyg
https://imgbox.com/lk0a7PC7
>>37035464
I mean his Greenworm in particular.

>> No.37035501

>>37035490
turn Sola into Swola

>> No.37035534

>>37035430
>Z-Ton
It still makes me fucking mad most of his shit these days are snuff, NTR, or some variant.

>> No.37035549

>>37034829
>altercation with a whisp over insensitive remarks
Did she call someone woman instead of body with a vagina?

>> No.37035553

I like when monstergirls can be scummy people, like thieves or gangsters, cause it would be Hot to fuck a criminal girl who has a soft-spot for you. being the only one safe in their arms.

>> No.37035570

>>37035549
Wisps seem to think death is fine. Acceptable. Okay.
It's not. She has to do better. She needs to do better. She needs to save them. She promised. She promised them all.

>> No.37035616

>>37034817
may i have a link to this artist's twitter or their name, i see them alot and i like them its very cute

>> No.37035628

>>37035616
Earlymorning
https://twitter.com/latenightdraws

>> No.37035640

>>37034123
big cute goat

>> No.37035653

>>37035628
thank you

>> No.37035656
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>>37035570
Maybe you should switch careers, Greila. I have an idea, actually...

>> No.37035672

>>37035656
>Changing careers to one that actively spreads more disease
Do you want the goat to have a mental episode?

>> No.37035691

>>37035490
I thought latenight was an innocent cinnamon bun

>> No.37035705

>>37035553
Imagine getting in trouble with mafia so you get made into a personal bitch of a really dangerous-looking monster gangster.
>>37035672
Stripper =! hooker

>> No.37035713

>>37035553
Need Mobster Demon, to make me pay "Protection Fees" through sex.

>> No.37035729

>>37035534
Snuff
Death by snu snu or what?

>> No.37035746

>>37035553
>tfw ywn have to pay off your families debt by selling your body under the eyes of the local mafia

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>>37033422

>> No.37035761

>>37035534
The horse incest was kinda hot, for incest, but it was all downhill from there. Shame because he makes such great girls, only to toss them to the wolves.

>> No.37035771

>>37035729
More like a dude has sex with a humanoid slime that he abducted and hand raised. Since this is a doujin of 'Fuck around and find out', he literally gets turned into a sort of Angler Fish shaped like a man who's entire purpose in his now extremely shortened life is to fertilize the Slime's gametes before she lays the eggs and eventually devours him through acidic digestion through her bio mass.

Given that there were a group of men raping the slimes that his 'pet' had been taken from, authorities find their skeletons later since they were quite literally fucked to death and eaten.

>> No.37035788

>>37035761
>the horse incest was kinda hot
i hope you mean centaurs

>> No.37035800

What would MGs do if they found a man that has a vasectomy? Would his spirit feel any different? Would he be able to have sex with mgs without pregnancy or would mamono mana just reverse the surgery?

>> No.37035805

>>37035756
But
Cow?

>> No.37035811
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>>37035788
What else?

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>>37035800
Mamono mana would fix it right up.

>> No.37035836

>>37035800
i feel like demon energy would un-snip that shit, yeah. Chances are they'd feel super sympathetic towards them, shit would be like volunteering for a labotome

>> No.37035844
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>>37035800
That man is getting his pipes put back together. You WILL produce monster daughters.

>> No.37035863

>>37035844
>You WILL produce monster daughters
*hits pipe*

>> No.37035879

>>37035827
Ah! A pagan!

>> No.37035881

>>37035811
Anyone here got one of these? Want to get one myself. But rather that long Lamia one.

>> No.37035915

>>37035881
I have a blank body pillow, because I'm a grown man and not a manchild. Sometimes I hug it, and other times I sleep with my back to it, hugging a regular pillow

>> No.37035933

>>37035800
I remember one time thinking of a short involving 'sexual healing' with a eunuch and a Succubus and thought against it because it involved her using heathen magic to restore his root and stem before fucking his brains out.

>> No.37035950

>>37035933
I remember a story with that premise, though I could never find it. Sounds like a fun one though.

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>>37035844
I am going to politely inform my echidna wife that I will not be having any children, and that I am sorry if that distresses her.

>> No.37035980

>>37035966
A brutal and merciless rape awaits you, anon... DO you wish to continue?

>> No.37036034
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>>37035490
I didn't know latenight drew such raunchy pics, I like it.

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37036086

>>37033422

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>>37035980
She would never do something like that. She might be disappointed for a while but she would definitely respect my opinion!

>> No.37036122

>>37036097
She could use facts and logic to show you the error of your ways.

>> No.37036192

>prince rape 87:the bratty prince and hypnotic advisor
>I raped my sleepy kouhai in his sleep and now he can't stop hugging and humping while he's awake!?!!
>The old monsters trick to getting a cute boytoy
>nightmare on rapestreet
>WOonderland's greatest hits: the teaparty
>Old hag puts bratty kid who calls himself an adult in his place

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>>37036192
>>MGC Taimanin Asagi is about cute ninja boys getting raped by various MGs

>> No.37036229

>>37035844
Hes right, though. It's a little irresponsible to pump out an army of them without preparing properly

>> No.37036277

are certain things inherent to all monstergirls without exception? like could a monstergirl not want children, cause i would prefer one that didnt.

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>>37036229
She will help you prepare.

>> No.37036292

>>37036192
>>Old hag puts bratty kid who calls himself an adult in his place
Wait I got filmed?!

>> No.37036318

>>37036192
>Monster with a camera walks up and waves a huge wad of cash at you
Do you go into the nearby alley with her?

>> No.37036329

>>37036292
Yup, by the wandering ratas that roam in MGC looking for juicy stories to sell to some tanukis

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>>37033422
Does this mean that monstergirls are mainstream now?

>> No.37036344

>>37036225
Are there female taimanin in MGC? I like bodysuits but not in cute boys.

>> No.37036345

>>37036336
Yes. More mainstream means more funding.

>> No.37036367

Kinda impressive japanese government didn't try to force the declining birthrates in media by forcing them to have more sexually active MCs or family manga about couples raising children.

>> No.37036369

>>37036318
without question and if she is an old hag, then she doesn't need to pay me anything

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>>37036344

>> No.37036401

>>37036225
don't ever cosplay them when you go to hagcon

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>>37033422

>> No.37036414
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>>37036390
If kunoichi don't want me to rape them maybe they shouldn't dress like that

>> No.37036422

>>37036367
The Elevens have long since abandoned the idea of procreation, and prefer to fantasize about others doing it for them. This mindset is rapidly spreading to other cultures as well, to the point that we have an entire board on this very website dedicated to discussing personal celibacy and its consequences.

>> No.37036431

>>37036318
oh, she wants to make a documentary. I'll gladly help her with it

>> No.37036436

>>37036422
What the fuck

>> No.37036442

>>37036390
I hope her suit will stretch from the belly area cuz she's going to be a mom.

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>>37036422
>Elevens
Read that as Elvens for a second.

>> No.37036498

>>37036436
Modern society has wholesale rejected personal responsibility, for all matters of career, academics, family, and especially influence on society at large.

Personal freedom and personal agency have become obsolete and irrelevant. The decision of the collective of mankind has been, individually, to embrace decadence, nihilism, and sloth.

>> No.37036514

>>37036344
need a body-suit themed monster girl
preferably one that traps their husband in it

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>>37036422
Haha yeah those elevens, real tricksters they are

>> No.37036542

>>37036525
>he doesn't know who Elevens are
4chan is dead

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>>37036514
I was going to suggest a Night Gaunt, but they work the other way round, you become their bodysuit and trap them.

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>>37036553
>>37036514
>you become their bodysuit
That's not how it works.

>> No.37036600

>>37036576
I don't have it saved, but I remember KC drew an unmarried Night Gaunt.

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>>37034340
>"You have to fuck my sister, Anon!"

>> No.37036731

>>37036576
Then what's even her appeal then?

>> No.37036797

>>37036731
same as the mindflayer, just not dominant. I like mindflayers and am not a fan of night gaunts for this reason

>> No.37036879

>>37035344
>>37035378
Now I know how that writefag who complains ITT feels.

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>>37036731
Imagine sticking your dick into their pussies through the suit. The rubbery texture of the film being pressed against your dick by their vaginal walls would be indescribable.

>> No.37036920

>>37036634
>probably tastes like the last thing they ate I guess

>> No.37036926

I'm going to leave a hot pie on the window sill. I'm sure glad there's no one out to steal and eat it.

>> No.37036927

>>37036731
she begs for you to hold her like a big spoon, she wants you to hold her and fly her away, she wants you to hold her, she is the reverse yeti

>> No.37036986

>>37036913
isnt that just a condom lol

>> No.37037009

>>37036986
yes, but hornier

>> No.37037138

My fantasy is some situation (You) get splashed like falling into a river or suffering a downpour and some monster girl much bigger than you tries to help but all she has is a spare really big shirt that you will have to wear and nothing else. And then the situation builds from there.
It can be with your party in the forest near a lake, maybe some BEEG next door hag after a rain, or a school trip as the only human boy in the class and your monster girl classmates trying to help etc.

>> No.37037171
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37037171

Rub ushi horns!
Stick your finger in a manticore's tail!
Molest a hellhound's paw beans!
You're a man! Take life (and monsters) by the horns and show it who's boss!

>> No.37037182
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>>37037171
>Rub ushi horns!
I want to polish their claws

>> No.37037206

>>37036879
About nine times out of ten I can guarantee it's somebody like Bollocks/Shoggocks/Whatever the fuck.

>> No.37037216

>>37036422
Japs don't have worse birth rates than many european countries

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>>37036986
The suit is permeable according to the making-of, so your cum would still get through.

>> No.37037330

>>37037171
only consensually
with consent i want to put my whole arm in a manticores tail

>> No.37037378
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>>37037330
But there's no way that manticore would respect YOUR consent! So fuck it, do it anyway!

>> No.37037392

>>37034388

I take both them and anti-anxiety pills, and they counteract each other so it's difficult finding a good balance. I fap every night because if I don't, I can't concentrate the next day because I just want to fuck.

>> No.37037403

>>37037171
so.... go be a manwhore and fuck all the old rich monsters of the criminal underbelly of MGC

>> No.37037406

>>37037378
no, thats mean
i want to be raped by monster girls, not rape monster girls. rape is bad and i would feel bad

>> No.37037427

So five years later I'm willing to admit
You guys were right and I was wrong

>> No.37037438

>>37037427
About

>> No.37037443
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>>37037427

>> No.37037450
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>>37037427

>> No.37037451

>>37037427

Not sure what about, but being able to admit you're wrong is a good personality trait. One that a lot of people don't develop.

>> No.37037460

i want to pet a ushi.

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>>37037460

>> No.37037470
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37037470

>ywn find a crashed pod and within it an overly cuddly alien monster girl that starts following you everywhere after you wake her up

>> No.37037504

>>37037467
Ushi neighbor overhears anons request and bursts in to make his dreams reality.

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>> No.37037548
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>>37033422

>> No.37037567
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37037567

Ara ara.

>> No.37037570

We talk about ancient evil waifus but what about young evil waifus?

>> No.37037579

What I want is to be a man that wakes up in a weird town filled with hags and once false step gets me brutally raped, mindbroken, and made a public use manwhore for the town to use

>> No.37037597

>>37034815
Ah yes. Robo-succ

>> No.37037603

>>37037570
i respect the aspiration but you really need time to let evil fester properly

>> No.37037623
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>>37037570
Best with a lot of young and only a bit of evil.

>> No.37037629

>>37037570
There are no young evils. Becoming ancient innately turns you evil. A young monster can be a bitch or aggressive but only centuries/ millenia of no cute boy to snuggle can truly render her evil.

>> No.37037631

How old do you imagine Gazer to be? I feel like she's probably some ancient evil despite acting to childishly

>> No.37037635

>>37034759
>>37034817
Oh man I sure wish there was a wurm around, I’d hug her, kiss her, cuddle her, eat candy with her and dig holes in the backyard with her

>> No.37037642

>>37037631
Less than jabberwock, who is about 1700

>> No.37037653

>>37037603
Anon you don't understand.
Young evil has passion and vigor that older evil lacks!

>>37037623
>Hey Anon, wanna change pricetags on some goods?

>>37037629
Anon please, they can be evil.

>> No.37037656

>>37037438
>>37037443
>>37037450
>>37037451
Thread pushed back against a certain thing being posted which at the time I didn't understand why,
Now I understand

>> No.37037669

>>37037570
i enjoy the idea of a coniving, on the up-and-up demon trying to take over because the demon lord isn't lewd enough for them

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>> No.37037689

>>37037653
Young evils need time to really fester and stew in their virginity for 500 years to be somewhat evil. They’ll just be brats

>> No.37037705

>>37037675
I want to be in the sleepmouse's dreams and admire cheese with her. Can I hire a Nightmare to plop me in there with her or something?

>> No.37037709

>>37037669
>The demon lord is to blame for me not having a village under control and a husband railing my rear!

>> No.37037711

>>37037570
>young evil
So stupid brats?

>> No.37037722

Anon is the Sidekick/"Pretend" Boyfriend to a Conniving Young Devil, with schemes so grand so beyond themselves that they always blow up in their face in a spectacularly climactic fashion.

>> No.37037743

>>37037709
basically an incel

>> No.37037756

>>37037722
>young devil is making trouble again
>but she isnt getting any kind of divine punishment by her superiors
>she believes herself invincible
>Pretend boyfriend anon is currently babysitting the grandsons of young devil's boss so she doesnt get in trouble

>> No.37037763
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Gonna sacrifice myself to free this ancient evil and after that watch from the heaven how she enslave humanity.

>> No.37037772

>>37037763
That's cute of you to think that she'd let your soul escape.

>> No.37037788

We need an ancient evil tier list, or at least top 10. The alternatives to the fox and the demon need to be revealed.

>> No.37037789

>>37037567
What exactly does 'soul' mean, in this context? Frankly I've never been clear on the concept. It's somehow both 'the immortal essence of what you really are' AND something that can be taken from me? It makes no bloody sense

>> No.37037802

>>37037763
>>37037772
Yeah, it always ends the same. She talks a big game once she gets out at first but after a few creampies it's "well world domination can wait a few more days" or "I have to make sure anon is comfortable before I start the Great Ritual". Then before you know it she's too pregnant to do evil stuff even if she wanted to.

>> No.37037823
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>>37033422

>> No.37037826

>>37037789
i thought it was the thing pioletting your flesh mech. if she takes it, you're with her now

>> No.37037830
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>>37037772
My soul is nothing for her, the domination over humanity is more important.

>> No.37037834

>>37037789
think of it this way, a tree can be a chair, but a chair cant be a tree.

>> No.37037862
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>Monster tells you that you have a "handsome" soul.

>> No.37037866

>>37037788
>dragon
>jabberwock
>gazer
>dark mage
>kraken
>wurm
>baphoment
>Holst
>Shoggoth
>Mindflayer

>> No.37037867
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>> No.37037873

>>37037689
>>37037711
Slutty brats whose "evil plan" is flirting with an adult and getting fucked senseless are the best kind of evils though.

>> No.37037876

>>37033968
I love your posts, stench man.

>> No.37037895

>>37037862
thats just a polite way of saying you are only pretty on the inside

>> No.37037898

>>37037862
>tfw you just trying make some money selling your body to the night and you hear this

>> No.37037901

>>37037866
oh i love the idea of an ancient evil holst

>> No.37037902

>>37033968
This gets my motor Running.

>> No.37037915
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>>37037866
>>jabberwock
>>gazer
Behold, your "ancient evil" hags.

>> No.37037919

>>37037788
ancient evil Bogey/Bogie that is the primordial manifestation of fear itself

>> No.37037935

>>37037919
so one wants to drown the world in smothering cuddles while the other is the one that wants evild oers to pay?

>> No.37037947
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37037947

>Ancient evil automaton
>Has shit battery life so constantly needs “mana” injections

>> No.37037960

>>37037862

I don't mind being told this. I'd like to think I have at least something going for me aside from the fact that I have a dick.

>> No.37037965

>>37036498
These are weak people, this malaise only exists in luxury
There's a quote about what happens to such folk

>> No.37037972

>>37037947
>she powers down in her intro and needs hubby to fuck and she tries to continue while "charging" but keeps messing up
or
>its an excuse to get more loving

>> No.37037986

>>37037935
one is the fear that paralyzes you, the other is the fear that makes you run away screaming. They are one in the same, but complete opposite of one another, the same fear, but different

>> No.37037989

>>37036367
But they did

>> No.37037995

>>37037656
What was the thing?

>> No.37038014

>>37037986
damn, they sound sexy, just imagine the bogies just molesting while you can't scream in fear and can't look away as they slowly yet brutally rape you

>> No.37038023

>>37037947
But what if I'm gone on a business trip?!

>> No.37038031

>>37038023
Why wouldn't you take her with you?

>> No.37038122 [SPOILER] 
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No bullshit, anon. Be honest.
Why haven't you taken the alppill yet?

>> No.37038125

>>37038122
gay is gay

>> No.37038143

>>37038122
Because I don't like them. They're an answer to a question that no one really asked.

>> No.37038165

>>37038122
I'd show a couple of alps the joys of broodmotherhood, if you know what I mean.

>> No.37038170

>>37037915
I want to see these two do girly girl sex together.

>> No.37038173

>>37038165
Yus.

>> No.37038191

>>37038165
As it should be.

>> No.37038194

>>37037995
The thing dominating the higuarshi threads on /a/

>> No.37038206

>>37038031
Sometimes they are in dangerous places

>> No.37038284

What is going on in MGC this Thursday night?

>> No.37038310

>>37038284
5 black harpies are taking turns sucking off a man they just captured on top of a roof overlooking the market square

>> No.37038337

>>37038122
Because I like cows the most, I'd still gladly take an alp though just like I'd gladly take most monster girls, it's just that I favor cows.

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>>37038284
Thursday's the weekly Sabbath Seethe Synod, where the flatties bitch and moan about not having a man.

>> No.37038360

>>37038310
Lucky bastard, time to cover myself in sunflowe seeds and go sunbathing.

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>human boy can't even stand a simple handjob

>> No.37038376

>>37038357
>all those lolis seething.
music to my ears

>> No.37038383

>>37038360
>Anon falls asleep sunbathing with sunflower seeds on him
>Wakes up 4 hours later, sunburnt, and fluffy tail in his face
>A rata is munching on the seeds that're on his belly

>> No.37038384

>"I'm fucking invincible!" shouts Anon as he wins his ninth straight beer pong match
>"Not yet," mutters a Succubus as she affixes a nametag with Invincible printed on it, "but you will be"

>> No.37038401

>>37038376
>Find lolibaba
>Cast hagification
>Puff of smoke clears
>Her clothes are tatters
>Tits spilling out
>Hips widen
>Ass jiggling
>Crows feet appear on her face
>Grey streaks run through her hair
>Breed seething former lolibaba

>> No.37038434

>>37038122
Because that's disgusting.

>> No.37038440

>>37038357
It's missing a little something...... oh I know
A hagifiying mana nuke tiem

>> No.37038474

what monster girl would try to cheer an anon that is suddenly sad for no reason, asking for my friend inside the mirror.

>> No.37038493

>>37038474
Bogey

>> No.37038512

>>37038383
Good, she can take me to that new club "the tree house." All kinds of harpies hang out there.

>> No.37038535

>>37038474
Weresheep

>> No.37038545

>>37038284
the ones from the deep are finally arriving

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>>37035800
Emergency surgery and follow up counselling with Dr. M. Flayer

>> No.37038581
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>>37038357
Too many such cases. Most men are still not comfortable with lolis, even less so with the few men who join the Sabbath.

>> No.37038586

>Tell me human, why have you summoned me?
>"I'm lonely"
Ancient demons must get weird summonings.

>> No.37038595

>>37038512
Oh you poor, naive fool

>> No.37038599

>>37038586
>get summoned by an ancient evil
>ask why
>"I need someone to help me stave off the cold, nothing more"

>> No.37038620

I rewatched Shrek and Beauty and the Beast, and it made me realize how much I love the idea of getting kidnapped by a mean monster girl and fighting each other initially but slowly falling in love together

Are there any stories of this? I feel like it would fit the genre perfectly and practically be a cliched story formt, but I can't think of any

>> No.37038628

>>37038620
Are you asking what I think you are?

>> No.37038631

>>37038599
what a fool, with those words she has relinquished her position as the big spoon, now she will be the one being embraced and protected from the cold, she has no choice but being held

>> No.37038690

>>37038586
>tfw ywn get summoned by a horny basement dwelling neet monster

>> No.37038693

>>37038595
I can trust a rata to chaperone me in a MGC club, it will be fine.

>> No.37038702

>>37038628
No? I'm asking about stories.

>> No.37038710

>>37038690
I just need a NEET monster girl harem.
if only so I can come home to anime/nerd arguments.

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>don’t you trust me summoner?

>> No.37038753

>>37038742
you can't have my liver, booba fox.

>> No.37038757

>>37038742
my liver on a platter, booba fox?

>> No.37038774

>>37038742
no...

>> No.37038785

>>37036634
>"You have to fuck my sister, Anon!"

Mr. Chris Redfield please, Ethan Winters is already married.

>> No.37038786

>>37038742
nah

>> No.37038798

>>37038742
only if I can see if I can milk you like a cow cause I only trust cows

>> No.37038799

Your favorite desert monster girl. GO!

>> No.37038804
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>>37036634
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4108931

Teaching a rich girl about how love works!

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>>37038799

>> No.37038812

>>37038757
>>37038753
Enough with the livers pls yeah she just wants your spirit energy

>> No.37038815

>>37038284
It's my birthday!
Spending it with Ushi wife in thought

>> No.37038824

Oh no Anon! Miss Yeti is sick and (You) have been left in charge of the snuggle scouts for the weekend, how do (You) manage the wendis

>> No.37038832

>>37038824
making snowball howtziers

>> No.37038836

>>37038824
I'm also going to call in sick. I'm not going to handle those brats all alone myself.

>> No.37038839

>>37038357
But when they get a man, they get pregnant, and when they get pregnant, they are no longer flat

>> No.37038844

>>37038824
Announce to my wife (who is not good with kids despite them loving her) that we've got a fun activity for the weekend!

>> No.37038848

>>37038824
I buy stretchy meat to placate them.

>> No.37038857

>>37038384
Awww
Is that the night the twins were conceived?

>> No.37038863

>>37038474
Any of them really
It pains them to see men sad

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>>37038474
Her.

>> No.37038883

>>37038863
So what would you say would happen if I cry in front of Atlach-Nacha?

>> No.37038895
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I wanna cuddle with a lilim while wearing silly pajamas

>> No.37038905

>>37033422
Western Land and Order girls be craving and lusting for them neoteny Zipangese boys. Who knew they are as cute, attractive and handsome as the ones you see in Zipangese anime.

>> No.37038908

>>37038883
yeah dont some monsters purposely poke and prod at people emotionally, even like the manticore i think could reduce someone to tears(of sadness).

>> No.37038925

I browsed previous threads and came upon discussions on men and boys enlisting in Monstergirl Armies and the Military. And it seems alot of you boys got your gears grinded because of the notion monsters don't want their boyfriends or husbands going to dangerous jobs or tasks such as joining and serving in the military. Or atleast in the Army, Marines and Ground Forces in general.

So what about the Monstergirl Airforce? Surely monsters (and you guys) wouldn't be bothered if their boyfriends and or husbands are Airforce Pilots flying helicopters, fighter jets and bombers or transport aircraft. Because hubbies and boyfriends be safer in their airplane cockpits at high altitude and not in the dangerous grounds, yes?

Also.

>>37005894
>gremlins use custom jobs
>sabbath have booster seats
>dragons need BIG engines
>automations ARE the plane
>dhampirs have chunni paint jobs

What crazy Ace Combat Squadron is this supposed to be?

>> No.37038926

>>37038908
Wow they are lame

>> No.37038941

>>37038925
>What crazy Ace Combat Squadron is this supposed to be?
only the most cunning, skilled and single pilots from across the monster world all gunning for Ace Anon

>> No.37038949

>>37038925
Aircraft are very dangerous
Not only do they still take tremendous casualties during peer-to-peer conflicts, newer innovations in AAMs, blinding lasers, UAVs, and other air defense technologies are making the skies a riskier place for pilots

War is the dirtiest job one can do. It's legal murder in a two-way shooting range with innocent civilians all over the place. While I'm of the opinion that men can be lost at a lesser cost to a civilization's future than women, it's best for everyone's life expectancy to avoid war when possible

>> No.37038958

>>37038925
>So what about the Monstergirl Airforce?
only when applied with Ace Combat levels of absurdity

>> No.37038964

>>37038958
>Ace Combat levels of absurdity
>United Desert Kingdoms have a giant laser pyramid

>> No.37038965

>>37038941
But do they have names and or references to European and or Norse mythology? They better have some nifty quirky codenames and a nice sounding squadron name at least.

>> No.37038972

>>37038964
>Pharoah faints when Anubis advisor hands her the bill

>> No.37038979

>>37038965
>United Desert Kingdoms 20th Air Division "Jackal"
>Dragonian First-and-Only Tactical Air Wing "Ddraig"
>Zipangese 81st Aviation Regiment "Yokai"

>> No.37038986

>>37038965
Wan Team

>> No.37038987

>>37038941
>ace anon is piloting a highly modded red biplane

>> No.37038992

>>37038964
>>United Desert Kingdoms have a giant laser pyramid
>Not a giant railgun platform(s)
>No giant fuckoff airborne fortress or huge massive aircraft with Death Star Lasers
>Weapons and it's individuals probably have no references to Norse mythology

Anon we're talking about Ace Combat here.

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>>37038972
I wanted to say Gazer eye beams would be a cheaper option, but now that I think about it, they're probably too haughty to have good prices.

>> No.37039012

>tfw ywn see a gazer automation meet an organic gazer

>> No.37039022

>>37038925
>>37038941
>>37038958
>>37038964
>>37038965
>>37038979
>>37038987
>>37038992
Monstergirl Ace Pilots be gangsta and all. But then that one special enemy Ace Pilot goes:

<<"It's Time.>>

Or even worse! The skies start singing, speaking and chanting in Latin and will now be dogfighting an anime JRPG Old Man in a fighter jet:

>https://youtu.be/Zg5guTIUhZM

How do Mamono Aces fare?

>> No.37039029

>37039022
aw the cringe came down hard and gay

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>>37033422

>> No.37039054
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>Ace Combat talk

Gremlins are good for nothing stinky Belkans

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>>37035933
>>37035950
What a horrifyingly contrived and unoriginal premise. There's literally zero reason a eunuch would exist in MGE and even if they did, there'd be more than just "Le Ebic Succubus" to restore him. Or the fucker would Alp.

This kind of shit is why KC hates the west.

>> No.37039062

>>37039054
>mana bomb themselves and get coup by radical sabbath

>> No.37039068

>>37039061
>There's literally zero reason a eunuch would exist in MGE
why?

>> No.37039073

>>37039061
They existed in many human civilizations across the world
Why couldn't they exist in a human country in MGE?

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>>37039022
Don't mind me, just shooting down your planes at fractions of the cost

>> No.37039091

>>37039061
>There's literally zero reason a eunuch would exist in MGE
Why not? There are places untouched by monsters where this could happen without mamono mana doing anything to him before he meets one.
>there'd be more than just "Le Ebic Succubus" to restore him
Mamono mana, son.
>Or the fucker would Alp.
Not how this works.
>offtopic image
Suck dick.

>> No.37039093

>>37039022
>>https://youtu.be/Zg5guTIUhZM

>"Why didn't you just make the human cum? You could have done that sooner."

"I want to understand the enemy."

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>>37037788
consider the chimera
>sealed in the former era by monsters themselves since she was too unstable and erratic to be useful
>3+ minds working in concert or cacophony
>can style switch mid combat for that smoking sexy style combo
>default profile has the strength and power of a dragon, the cunning of a snake and also a goat which could gnaw on your favorite shirt or something

>> No.37039127

>>37036345
More mainstream means more "problematic"

>> No.37039129

>>37039106
you forgot lion

>> No.37039135

>>37036525
newfag

>> No.37039137

>>37039106
They still have those dumb pauldron looking things.

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>>37039080
Haha it'd be a shame if they were repurposed

>> No.37039155

>>37039129
oh yeah. those are evil too, probably.

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>>37039140
>responding to offtopic shitter
Anon, please.

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>>37033422

>> No.37039172

>>37037789
The way I interpret it, is your soul is your essence, it's your immutable core. After you pass it will go along the path of least resistance, following like, joining your ancestors wherever they may be. The cycle of reincarnation. Heaven. Hell. Valhalla. Elysium.

To pledge your soul somewhere in life, circumvents that, and removes you from the flow, to be at the whim of whichever entity you've pledged it to.

Why this is seen as bad, I don't know if it's entirely Christian. Obviously your soul belongs to god, so giving it to someone else is blasphemy. But iirc, pagan germanic beliefs held that filial reincarnation was a thing and you might be your ancestor. How that works idk, but it could be that they'd see it as an evil act as well, given that that's a cycle of reincarnation that's been cut off just so you can get diddled by demons forever.

>> No.37039173

>>37039106
god please stop, we were talking about chimeras the other thread, I dont need the image of a Dante Chimera on my mind, it would create a craving I could never satisfy

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>>37039080
Honestly, given the there is that fact Monstergirls and even their military can have a bad habit of being lazy. I can see Monstergirls using Drones and other Automata for alot of their military operations and as a means of lessening any potential casualties on their side.

And since it seems we're talking Ace Combat it looks like. I'd say monstergirls be making and using Arsenal Birds and drone aircraft as well.

>> No.37039189

The outside raids have been fucking threadly now, it's so tiresome.

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>> No.37039194
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got some lineart done of the clown milf, honk honk

>> No.37039204

>>37039194
kind of weird that her lip continues over the mask instead of the mask having a different smile

>> No.37039208

>>37039194
cute clown milf!

>> No.37039214

>>37038863
what if said friend is not sad just really lethargic and hopeless with no energy whatsoever to change his ways

>> No.37039218

>>37039194
Nice tit tat

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>>37033422

>> No.37039227

>>37039173
no, and we need more chimeras out of different species

>> No.37039236

>>37039214
That's still a sad state of affairs
A good MG would want to see them at their best

>> No.37039243

>>37039218
Would that much ink get into her milk?

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>>37039214
Just lethargic Anon can have a monster matching him.

>> No.37039252

>>37039189
Those posts make me think of that Krystal sandwich meme.

>> No.37039275
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thicc living dolls are the best living dolls

>> No.37039280

>>37039275
She was well sculpted

>> No.37039300

>>37039244
What the fuck is that design? It looks like she's had the shin ripped off her shins. Go furry ZR or go home.

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We often talk about hags, lolibabas, big strong girls, etc.

What monster girls are dorks? Bonus for the hag dorks. Or sabbath dorks. Or any subtype dork.

>> No.37039323

>>37039315
ookumadues
dhampirs and vampires
lilims
demons
gremlins
Hakutakus
Dark mages
just name a few possible dorks

>> No.37039330

>>37039315
black harpies
wights
phantoms
chuuni cows
ghosts

>> No.37039337

>>37039330
>>chunni cows
>I shall cover this world in a sea of milk
>There shall be no great plains after I'm done with this world
>The world shall moo before me

>> No.37039347

>>37039337
some sort of complete global saturation, you say?

>> No.37039358

>>37039337
>>37039347
yes
>she made a virus named cowid 21
>it makes any monster infected part cow and makes them at least DD as well as lacate
>the sabbath goes into lockdown

>> No.37039372

>>37039106
I want to marry this schizo

>> No.37039378

>>37039244
that'd be nice too

>> No.37039385

>>37039244
>Big soft/bouncy sleepmouse
vast improvement 10/10 would grope and snooze-fuck

>> No.37039430

>>37038702
Oh I get it
Wink
Wink

>> No.37039450

>>37039315
>tfw no dorky succ gf that spills her spaghetti

>> No.37039454

>>37039300
>tfw your shin's shins get ripped off

>> No.37039459

Congrats, Anon! You've involunatarily won a permanent vacation to the Royal Demon Realm, and you will be staying (forever) in the L'amant Sombre Hotel, with first class service provided at all times, whether you want it or not! You are not allowed to leave, but as compensation, we've a shown a picture of you to a large number of single monster girls, and they are eager to meet you. We will allow you to bring three different monster girls with you on this trip. Who would you like to bring?

>> No.37039468

>>37039459
bogie, dark mage, and jabberwock

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>> No.37039504

Stage 1: Deny that a cat is trying to seduce you
Stage 2: Deny that it is working

>> No.37039515

>>37039504
step 3:remind her she is cringe

>> No.37039529

>>37039473
>no we’re not profiling you maam you were kicked out of the hospital for attempting to steal donor blood

>> No.37039538

>>37039459
I want thrreee clownsssssss

>> No.37039569

>>37039538
but doctor! - he says - my wives are pagliacci!

>> No.37039575

>>37039459
nobody, and tell the girls I only want hags

>> No.37039578

>>37039459
2 queen slimes and a sandworm

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>>37039459
I was originally going to say fox/kiki then roll for a third, but RNG gave me an offer I could not refuse

>> No.37039596

>>37039459
A Holstaur, a Minotaur, and a Hakutaku.

>> No.37039600

>>37039595
I just realized I want KC to retouch the Lilim profile pic like he did for a few of the other older ones

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>>37039602
Based

>> No.37039708

>>37039602
>>37039697
>tfw no 8 ft monster gf to do this to you

>> No.37039725

>>37039459
I am graciously donating this vacation to the loneliest man I know.

>> No.37039750

>>37039725
so..... yourself?

>> No.37039761

>>37039708
Well there is another way to make up for the lack of height difference. You can drink the potion your Dark Mage neighbor made for you!

>> No.37039777

>>37039708
>>37039761
why not both? It can't be a bad idea, right?

>> No.37039831

>>37038824
I make a big bowl of popcorn, set up a projector outside in the snow at night, and have a big movie night for the Wendi scouts with The Thing

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>> No.37039911

>>37039870
>If your head doesn't hit somewhere between her breasts, her abs or her pussy, you're the wrong height

>> No.37039925

>>37039911
i agree

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>> No.37039930
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the ran goes....

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>> No.37039947

>>37039930
Yukari must be behind this.

>> No.37039955

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, remember that as the weather chills, certain girls within your harem will gravitate towards other members to leech heat when you aren't around.
>Come home to see a basilisk and lamia wrapped around your salamander.

>> No.37039986

>>37039925
>But also if your cock doesn't hit somewhere between her breasts or her mouth she's the wrong height
The duality of man. I guess it means you gotta alternate shota and beefboi potions.

>> No.37040085

>>37039930
Moo moo, like milky cow foxes should.

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>>37038122
one very LARGE reason:

>would rather have comfy monster girl rather than trap monster girl

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You see humans are in heat all year long, so it's their duty to let themselves be relieved by monster girls.

>> No.37040175

>>37040097
Is it a trap if it doesn't have a peen?

>> No.37040208

>>37040175
if i never knew that they were a dude before,then (from my point of view) they aren't a trap

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>Let adventurer trap a dragon in my palace
>Scorch and claw marks everywhere
>Couldn’t fucking sleep for a week
>Says he was “wrestling” the beast into submission
>Eventually I guess he beat her since I could hear my own thoughts now
>Leaves without saying so much as a thank you while bridal carrying his new dragon wife
I swear dragon fuckers are as bad as dragons

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Submit to foxes

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>>37040329

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>>37040329
Machines are much more worthy of my submission, do foxes a 10 speed rotating, undulating pussy with vacuum pressurized womb meant to suck all the sperm out of your dick?

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Just kabedon the worm already. Consideration is nigh. Check em

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>>37040368
Silly little worm.

>> No.37040378

>>37040368
i want to do that with a wonderworm except i just kind of smush into her

>> No.37040391

>>37040371
Soft squishy belly

>> No.37040394

>>37040368
I was going to consider until I saw her pathetic singles

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>>37040329
Submit what, my homework? I didn't do it, I mean my dog ate it.

>> No.37040440

>>37038824
Tie them in reins and have them pull the sleigh with meat on a stick

>> No.37040454

>>37040368
Glad you're coming back mr greenworm, I hadn't considered in a while

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>>37039750
Anon, there are men more in need of a monsterwife than myself.

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>>37039315
THE dorkiest monster girl.

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>>37040504
Werebats are underrated.

>> No.37040525

>>37040504
I want one

>> No.37040539

>>37040524
Especially the fruit bat variants.

>> No.37040551
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ᛊᛏᛟᛈ ᛏᚱᚨᚹᛖᛚᛖᚱ, ᚹᛟᛟᚠ.

>> No.37040563

>>37040551
>ᚹᛟᛟᚠ
poop?

>> No.37040567

>>37040563
PRÖÖÖHH :DDD

>> No.37040570

>>37040539
handfeeding flying foxes

>> No.37040699

>>37040551
Gaels > Nords

>> No.37040702

>>37038798
that artist has a lot of art where the focks gets milked like a cow, so yes you can trust her. sadly most of the art is paywalled behind patreon.

>> No.37040731

>>37040702
it's nice to know that exists. the world is a better place for it, even if i'll never see it.

>> No.37040834
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Which one?

There is only one correct answer.

>> No.37040859

>>37040834
The tall one in the middle, obviously and objectively the only right option.

>> No.37040935
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Would you let a sandworm "vore" you?

>> No.37041045

>>37040834
Miss blue skin, black sclera in the middle.

>> No.37041047

>>37039315
Bunyips are canon spaghetti-monsters

>> No.37041233

>>37040551
>Local wolf very excited for Ragnarok.

>> No.37041265

>>37040834
Far right.

>> No.37041308

>>37040834
Give me the big one in the middle or the far right one.
I want to ask the really tall one to to kneel down just so I can kiss her on the mouth.

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>>37039515

>> No.37041369

>>37039515
step 4: throw a pie in her face

>> No.37041424

>>37041369
A water pie.

>> No.37041454

>>37041369
A creampie?

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>another monster is asking your wife how you both met
>"We met at an all-boys school."
>"You mean at the front gates of the school, right?"
>your wife doesn't make eye contact
>"Y-You mean at the front gates, right?"

>> No.37041512

>>37041323
j-just kidding! you're uh based and prankpilled

>> No.37041520

>>37041500
It's not my fault she broke into a all boys school to sniff my underwear.

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Salamanders better hope that they don't lose a fight to me. They're gonna become thicc, milfy broodmoms whose daughters will never believe that they were competent warriors.

>> No.37041739

>>37041520
While you were still wearing them?

>> No.37041760

>>37041739
She told me she'd let me sniff her panties if I did.
Great deal.

>> No.37041889

>>37041500
I can just imagining the school getting noise complains about one of the guys having a girl in her room, them checking and then going "god damn it, another one alped."

I wouldn't even mind of my roommate turned into an alp.

>> No.37041931

>>37041889
>wake up in the morning to your alp roommate blowing you
>"I-I'm a monster now, so it can't be helped. It's not like I actually want to do this."
>she says while sucking you off like a vacuum

>> No.37042188

What would be the best monster girl species for a shortstack pirate christmas cake?

>> No.37042229

>>37042188
A shortstack creeping coin pirate captain, too busy sailing the seas for more treasure to settle down.

>> No.37042230

>>37040551
>Younger
It's shit

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>When you hit on her married mother and not her instead

>> No.37042285

>>37042188
cancer

>> No.37042305

>>37042230
Nevermind, I'm shit.

>> No.37042357

>>37042252
Exactly, this is just wrong. You should be hitting on her single aunt.

>> No.37042384

>>37034748
Greilia and maybe Runya are like the only people I value in the Sabbath.

>> No.37042399

>>37041931
>"it's just because of my monster instincts" she says while riding you cock like there's no tomorrow

>> No.37042440

>>37042252
I just wanna pet her and wait for her to be older until I dick her.

>> No.37042475

>>37042357
>You should be hitting on her single aunt.
So how do you seduce a Lilim anyhow?

>> No.37042562

>>37042252
that looks like a Lilim. How the hell did I end up hitting on the Demon Lord?

>> No.37042589

Inseminate Elves.

>> No.37042625

>>37042475
>>37042562
My bad, I thought it was supposed to be just some white haired succ and not a Lilim. You can still hit on her older or younger but more mature-looking sister.

>> No.37042642

>>37041889
I enjoy the idea of it being such a common appearance that their only reaction is 'God damn it.' Must be a monthly thing at least.

>> No.37042742

>>37042440
Pet her, dick her, and enjoy her as she grows into a teenie-bopper and then into an adult.

>> No.37042748

>>37042642
>by end of the year, half the class alps

>> No.37042753

>>37042642
>Human couples keep sending their sons to either not be seduced by monster girls or send them to "order schools" to have them straightened out
>The teachers are just so use to it by now they're taking bets on who will alp and who will fuck the alps
>They even bet on anon getting a harem of alps

>> No.37042790

>>37042753
>They even bet on anon getting a harem of alps
One of the teachers may win that bet, but anon is the real winner.

>> No.37042825

Fuck off with this cringe homo fantasies. 50 % of men alping is some sick deviant art tier fetishism. Just being around other men doesn't make you want suck dicks you fags.

>> No.37042844

>>37040935
yeah, why wouldn't I?

>> No.37042851

>>37042825
I like scenarios like >>37042753 where it's more a case of "We think he might become an alp so we sent him to a school to keep him from alping".
It's a dig at the old bible camps where they sent gay teenager to teach them to not be gay or something.
No, being around men won't make you alp, but sending all the soon-to-be-alps to one place would result in something like that.

>> No.37042868

>>37040834
195, 210 or 180
I like the wings on 195 (wing hugs without the feathers is ideal), I like height and figure of 210 and I like the expression/apparent personality of 180
also they're all hot

>> No.37042876

>>37042252
Well her mother is easy everyone gets sex from her.

>> No.37042878

>>37042844
I don't know. Maybe you don't like sandworms?

>> No.37042887

>>37042878
i mean yeah but it'd be rude to refuse

>> No.37042889

>>37042878
I dont like dune

>> No.37042907

>>37042851
>but sending all the soon-to-be-alps to one place would result in something like that.
>"And it was at this moment they found out they were both alps"

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>>37042889
But do you like MGE sandworms? Would you setup a LAN with her and play Minecraft together in her mouth?

>> No.37043015

>tfw ywn go to clown college

>> No.37043054
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My lady friend went to dragonia came back a bit... different

>> No.37043082

>>37043054
oh no, she became a fat old hag, hide your twinkies

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>>37043054
You should try asking her out again.
Speaking of which:
>a human girl goes to the mamono realm
>monsterizes
>realizes she wants her childhood friend's dick and heart
>on her way back she meets a single human man who fancies her really hard
How would she deal with that? Obviously she can't just give his details to fellow girls of the same species, because she doesn't know any yet.

>> No.37043119

>>37042907
Then what would happen in that situation?

>> No.37043136

>>37043054
i thought dragons were ancient powerful beings

>> No.37043250

>>37043136
No, some are young not-so-powerful beings

>> No.37043283

>>37043250
Some even less powerful than a human?

>> No.37043288

>>37043283
no

>> No.37043384

Can dragons become ghosts?

>> No.37043385

>>37043097
She'd ignore him and continue towards childhood friend. If Iremember correctly Mamono who already liked someone pre-monsterization fixate on them like they were already married.

>> No.37043406

>>37043119
>Anons roommate comes back after alping with another person that just alped
>And so anons harem begins.

>> No.37043431

>>37042252
>that necklace
That's Chirs/Lilim-chan isn't it?

>> No.37043597

>>37043431
I can't believe what the fuck I'm reading. It's just a little cartoon imp thing. Have you been locked up un your mom's basement so long you forgot how girls dress?
Are you so obsessed with e-celeb bullshit that it's all you think about?
Are you a total newfag that has never been in a thread before?
Please tell me this is bait.

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A nun from the church in dragonia, just look at her purity

>> No.37043671

>>37043597
>t. Chris-chan lilim
Go fuck your dad

>> No.37043686

>>37042252
>>37043431
I mean everybody else is fucking her mom so might as well.

>> No.37043696

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShockGyutantei/status/1451493192898019333
Angel love!

>> No.37043704

>>37043597
Offff...did i struck a nerve lilim-chan?

>> No.37043731

>>37043597
>Please tell me this is bait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVi33_9OP6Q

>> No.37043761

>>37043597
>Getting this mad
... it's totally true, isn't it? kek

>> No.37043775

What if I break into a demons castle and steal her daughter?
I don't even care if she's 200 years old.

>> No.37043792

>>37042907
The "Swiss Mountain School" for slightly-effeminate-Anons
>its the Swiss Alps
Chesh adds the [boom-tish]

>> No.37043852

>>37039223
At least this Cent has got the "running with toast" Magic-charm done right...

>> No.37044002

>>37039223
What would the uniforms be like in a modern day monster girls "army".
Even if all the wars are just pretend wars for all the combat monster girls.

>> No.37044083

>>37043775
>Demon queen wants to retire with her hubby
>Wants to leave her daughter to rule but wants her married first
>Rejects all suitors from other nobles
>Then comes along you, a mere commoner
>Lets you sneak into the castle every night in hopes of knocking her up
>Plus she thinks this forbidden love thing is cute even though it’s not forbidden
>That was until you eloped with her
She will send her top bounty hunters to bring you two back to inherit the rule of her kingdom

>> No.37044143

>>37044083
I'll play a little trumpet solo so they know a mere trumpet player stole their daughter away

>> No.37044177

>>37043406
>"Hey, anon. I told my friend here what a cool dude you were, and she said she wanted to meet you."
>"H-hi!"
>anon's not sure why they both have hearts in their eyes, but he gets the odd feeling all three of them are going to be up all night

>> No.37044206

>>37043696
B-big...
Also, you just know those tendrils are going up his butt.

>> No.37044246

>>37044206
As long as they violate him lovingly everything's good

>> No.37044265

>>37043696
>tfw ywn be brutally molested by a large angel to "purify" you

>> No.37044284

>>37044206
W-Well he will cum until passing out at least.

>> No.37044325

I heard angels don’t just purify sin but instead absorb it slowly turning themselves into corrupted angels, truly angels are the best for being so selfless for mere mortals. You should go show your appreciation to them by visiting them at the church maybe making a confession about how much you lust after them and accept purification from them

>> No.37044332

>>37044265
>ywn have to endure this for a long period of time with no upper limit because the angel is really enjoying the sex and can’t be honest so she piles up more sins to extend the penance

>> No.37044338

>>37044325
>t. Anon with dick stuck in angel pussy since 200 years ago

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>>37044206
Isn't that the entire point of having a wife with tentacles?

>> No.37044370

>>37044332
>she starts making up sins like Not putting your dick in an angel is a sin, being awake and not in the embrace of an angel, lusting after nuns is a sin etc.

>> No.37044375

>>37044325
But what if I ask them to purify my incubus dick that looks like it belongs on a character in a zipangese erotic picture book?

>> No.37044377
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37044377

We all have our ideal monster girl in mind. We have a favorite species.

But what about a girl whose species traits perhaps would be fun or entertaining? Which girl do you think would be the most fun to befriend or perhaps marry?
Hard mode: No bogie

For me, it'd be girls of the centaur family. I just think it'd be fun to ride on one's back.

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>>37044332
>angel keeps adding nonsense 'sins'
>anon thinks he's a legitimately horrible person and starts crying
bad end for miss angel

>> No.37044396

>>37044359
No? I have two wives with tentacles and I don't want that.

>> No.37044410
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>>37044325
that sounds horrible, I'll ask a nun to take my sin instead

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>>37044396
Hey anon, look down. That river you're standing in? That's the Nile.

>> No.37044441

>>37044206
>>37044359
>>37044429
Fags out.

>> No.37044449

arn;t we kind of a niche though,
i mean if the portals open just how many men would really be interested?

>> No.37044457
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>>37044429
If I look down the only things I see are my wives' immense breasts

>> No.37044476

>>37044449
If the portals open we get dragged into their world and then the portals close again. Fuck the rest of the people.

>> No.37044508
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>>37044332
>your guardian angel is still on probation

>> No.37044511

>>37044449
Please, once most guys see a face that can blow a model out of the water they're not gonna care that she has paws/wings/tentacles/eldritch shog goop. They might be a little pissed when they find out the first fuck basically makes them married but that's nothing more sex can't fix

>> No.37044520

>>37044449
Free sex is free sex, I don't think many men would complain, i guess it would depend on how monstrous they looked

>> No.37044555

>>37044441
Having stray tendrils reach your ass is a small price to pay for the full body cuddles.

>> No.37044556

>>37044508
>tfw you go to the places in heaven that they sealed the angels and free them for the hell of it

>> No.37044561

>>37044377
Having a busty dragon girl as my wife so I can ride on her back when she transforms into her dragon form sounds pretty nice.

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>> No.37044625

>>37044508
Seraphs must be getting really deaperate to have sex if they are tying up the guardian angels that would go down to Ear-

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>>37044555
>wife with tentacles has started getting a little...'probe-y'
>whenever you're in the same room you have to periodically shoo away the tendril creeping up your leg towards your rear
>wife swears she's not doing it intentionally and that her tentacles have a mind of their own but they're getting bolder
>it's the worst when you're in the shower, you essentially have just one usable hand since the other is constantly fending off molesty tentacles
How long until you give in, anon?

>> No.37044673

>>37044625
is that why my guardian angel has 3 pairs of wings, is 8 ft tall, very meaty, and constantly drains me of the white devil that's inside of me?

>> No.37044710

>>37044449
>just how many men would really be interested?
>>>/r9k/65854307

>> No.37044735

>>37044556
>go to heavens basement
>find a group of angels bound and sealed from time immemorial
>they're already moaning, heart and cross pupiling and struggling against their bindings from the briefest contact with a human
i mean they're probably learnt their lesson by now. better let them free

>> No.37044752

>>37044555
>>37044662
Fuck off, degenerate faggots belong on >>>/y/

>> No.37044804

>>37044735
>The angels reward:brutal conversion

>> No.37044828

>>37044710
Fir the first year or two of its existence r9k wasn't a board obsessed with rl women.

>> No.37044873

>>37044662
Listen, the trick is to not resist. Tentacle wives instinctively just want to make you feel good and resisting will just make them more assertive (which, while nice in some scenarios can be achieved simply by asking).
Since the scenario has her as your wife, it's basically impossible to be alped. So once they unconsciously realize you aren't enjoying it as much then they will definitely move onto more efficient methods. It's insecure anons like >>37044752 who are more likely to actually become one.

>> No.37044900

>>37044752
;_;

>> No.37044911
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37044911

>>37044735
Based

>> No.37044928

>>37044735
sounds like the start of a ziapngese hentai
What's next, the angels break the restraints and brutally rape the boy and convert him into their holy manwhore?

>> No.37044967
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37044967

>>37044616
do your best, ms ushi

>> No.37044973

>>37044873
>Trying to sleep
>Tentacle waifu’s tentacles start jerking you off
>Wake her up and tell her to stop
>Her tentacles were unconsciously doing it
>Go back to bed and blow 3 loads in your sleep
>Wake up to tentacles greedily trying to drain another
wtf I love tentacles now

>> No.37045028

>>37044616
I love that you can make out the Automaton's horns in the family photo on the dresser.

>> No.37045080

>>37044967
I love the bogie in this pic

>> No.37045165

>>37039227
>DMC1 Chimera
Demon Electric Bat (Alastor) / Fire Cyclops (Ifrit) / Demon Dragon (Sparda)
>DMC3 Chimera
Cerberus / (Dullahan)Cursed Swords (agni-Rudra) / Vampire-Succubuss-ElectricBat (Nevan) / Angelic-GiantBeast (Beowulf)
>DMC4 Chimera
SpanishTango Insect Demon (Lucifer) / Living Armor (Gilgamesh) / Living Arsenal (Pandora)
>DMC5 Chimera
Fire elemental ( Balrog) - Cerberus - Living armor/motocyle (Cavalier)

>> No.37045218

I just want get raped in my sleep by a monster and get a palvovian response from their touch that gets me extra hard

>> No.37045322
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37045322

>>37044967
When the portals open my two dreams are to marry an Ushi-Oni, and get very good homeowners insurance.

>> No.37045326

>>37044873
You faggots are repulsive. When Lilith started exterminating the tentacle forest she should've finished the job.

>> No.37045366

>>37045165
>ywn have a cute spanish mantis girl with a rose on her mouth recite you poems about how you will insert it until you are both satisfied

>> No.37045371

>>37044508
But why is she like that?

>> No.37045556

>>37045322
Are they really that bad at cooking?

>> No.37045575

>>37043384
I dont think anything was ever mentioned about it but I don't see why any monster couldn't. I think a ghost dragon/wight-dragon-necromancer thing could be really cool.

>> No.37045581

>>37043731
Second I saw this, i was looking forward to seeing someone actually get to use it. Gj

>> No.37045602

>>37043618
What are the teachings of this draconic religion?

>> No.37045618

>>37045602
dragons are the holiest beings in this world and make many more is surefire way to go to heaven

>> No.37045627
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37045627

>Centaur pins your head to the wall with her horse behind
>Your face is smashed up against her horse genitals
>Says she'll pull away for you eat her horse pussy and ass
So Mr. Anon, when she does finally let up, do you reel her back in, so you can dig in for seconds? Or do you run the fuck away?
In other words, do you enjoy your circumstance or not?

>> No.37045644

>>37045627
i ain't a horse fucker, so I try to teleport away

>> No.37045651

>>37044377
I think hanging out with a mindflayer or shoggoth would be good. I bet they're great in conversation.

>> No.37045656

>>37045644
So... you run for you life after giving her rump a good lickin'. Gotcha.

>> No.37045662

>>37045656
even before that

>> No.37045693

>>37045662
No, no, no. There's no avoiding her pinning you to the wall like that. It's 100% guaranteed. It's just how will you respond to it.

It's okay though! If you react negatively enough and run off after she lets up, she'll get the message and won't pursue you. You may hurt her feelings, but she'll find a different partner later on. So no worries.

>> No.37045718

>>37045575
>the body is somewhat tsun while the ghost is honest and tells exactly what they both want to the embarrassment of the body

>> No.37045734

>>37045165
>Spanish tango insect demon
actually sounds amazing. Dont know why, but I love the flower-in-mouth thing. Good idea from Lucifer.
Plus the idea of a big, probably slightly more horny angel is VERY intriguing.

>> No.37045754

>>37039106
All those lust crests...

>> No.37045803

>>37044662
>>37044873
I’m not into prostate stimulation but I really like the concept of some tentacle with mouth that can’t resist sucking your dick and would do it in the most inoportune moments, like a Jabber wife’s mouth climbing up your ankle through the pants all the way up and sucking your dick while you are receiving some package at the door, or you try to play Metroid Dread and out of nowhere she starts draining your dick, or maybe you will try to complain to her over how her tentacle skeep bullying you and midway she starts sucking your dick and you can only moan and lose strength, falling to her body, head on her chest pillow and she starts stroking your hair as you keep cumming

>> No.37045848
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37045848

Human boy not so stubborn after sitting on a lap

>> No.37045918

>>37045848
Mamono with the best lap to sit on?

>> No.37045927
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37045927

>>37045918
Undead, they are specially good for cold days and scorching nights.

>> No.37045953

>>37045918
jabberwock, fox, angel, dark mage, dragon, and oni
>>37045848
its too op of a grapple, unblockable and has no windup

>> No.37046027

>>37045848
But I want a beeg girl like her to sit on my lap

>> No.37046103

>>37045927
I want to drink some yogurt

>> No.37046105

>>37046103
Undead titties dispense cottage cheese

>> No.37046277
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37046277

It's been continuously raining for more than 24 hours

>> No.37046307

>>37046277
Checked and how nice!

>> No.37046362

>>37046277
someone needs to fuck that Ryu before she floods the continent

>> No.37046367

>Lazy horse that eats all your food and plays vidya/watches TV all day while you work
Anyone got that pic?

>> No.37046381

>>37046277
Good, I like the rain.
Don't tell the Ryu next door that.

>> No.37046426

I’m concerned.

>> No.37046427

>>37046381
>>37046362
fuck both of you, I'm going to make sweet love to that Ryu and make it rain every day, not only that, I will fire all the shirahibis and replaced them with Raijus and Thunderbirds so that every day we have the most stormy rains possible, I want Hurricanes level winds every day, I want thunder to split the sky, I want darkness to envelop the day and illuminate the night

>> No.37046448

>>37046427
>I'm going to make sweet love to that Ryu and make it rain every day
>"I'm pretty sure it's not raining water anymore."

>> No.37046462

Which monster girl species are most likely to call you "daddy" during sex when you're not actually her father?

>> No.37046463
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37046463

What is the fate of all sadfags?

>> No.37046470

>>37046427
Fuck you, I'm going to fuck the sun goddess and make it a summer break every day

>> No.37046502

>>37046470
>>37046427
Fuck both of you, I'll fuck the Queen of Ice Queens and bring forth an eternal winter, I will freeze those clouds of rain and make it snow, I will bring Cold Waves that will thwart the heat of the sun itself

>> No.37046516

>>37046427
>>37046470
>>37046502
the rain of the fall
the heat of the summer
the cold of the winter
which one of you fuckers are going to fuck to bring forth the spring season?

>> No.37046528
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37046528

Return the slab.

>> No.37046534

>>37046463
Suicide

>> No.37046538

>>37046516
spring is full of gay

>> No.37046544

>>37046528
What's yer offer?

>> No.37046550

>>37046538
so is the alp of alps the spring bringer? I thought i was going to be a titania or something else

>> No.37046573

>>37046550
how would the alps of alps look like?

>> No.37046595 [SPOILER] 
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37046595

>>37046544
Return the slab or suffer their curse.

>> No.37046620

>>37046463
Suicide then eons in Monstergirl heaven recovering

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37046666

>>37046534
>>37046620

>> No.37047027

>>37046666
Suicide is based

>> No.37047046

>>37046666
Checked
It's not suicide if it's martyrdom

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37047164

>>37046534

>> No.37047173
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37047173

Would a gremlin gf help me cheat on the online job interview?

>> No.37047200

monstergirls really do be putting you in a "Damned if you do, Damned if you dont." type of situation

>> No.37047213
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37047213

shai hulud!

>> No.37047227
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37047227

>>37047200
Yes, specially if they are officers of the law, Cheshire/Bogie or angels

>> No.37047268

>>37047227
ive tried multiple times to write a good story about these not-at-all corrupt non-horny angels multiple times and always got stuck. Love the idea though

>> No.37047360

>>37047227
Get a Demon Lawyer to save you while bluntly offering marriage out of desperation?

>> No.37047372

>>37047360
I'm sure the lawyer contract already includes the marriage clause somewhere among its dozens of pages.

>> No.37047388

>>37047372
She may appreciate the guy blatantly asking for it, for the novelty if nothing else.

>> No.37047421

>>37047388
but can a demon contract make the previous angelic marriage as null and invalid due to the false premises in which it was imposed. Is winning the case a ground for demanding reparations from the guilty parties? Will the Demon and Husband gain the Angel and Cupid as slaves until they paid for the errors?

>> No.37047543

>>37047164
Don't use unrelated reaction images on /jp/

>> No.37047552
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37047552

>>37045848
Human boy not so stoic after receiving genuine affection and compliments

>> No.37047584

>>37047421
>>37047388
>>37047372
>>37047360
>>37047227
But since they've all had sex and are likely pregnant, wouldn't they all have to enter a harem-agreement?

>> No.37047593

>>37047552
Every man's weakness

>> No.37047598

>>37047552
NOOOOOOO
>>37047584
Not by themselves since the judge of the case would likely make herself included too

>> No.37047617

>>37047584
It's not a divorce if the judge says that their marriage was null and void from the beginning, they may still beg for cummies outside his house

>> No.37047618

>>37047598
we need males and married monsters in office.

>> No.37047628

>>37047552
They can't do that it makes no sense!

>> No.37047716

Human boys were made to be serviced by their angel wives. Even considering resistance against the advances of an angel is a crime that will be punished with rape.

>> No.37047728
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37047728

>>37047716
wtf

>> No.37047743
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>> No.37047763

Poor dwarves, nobody remembers them because KC wen't retarded with them and they appeal to neither the lolifags or the shortstackfags.

>> No.37047767

>>37047628
They don't care if it doesn't make sense. If you show no reaction to it, they'll double down on it until they see a crack in your armor.

>> No.37047777

>>37047618
A judge mg has to be married for judicial impartiality

>> No.37047796

>On 4monster
>Post image of a paper cut bleeding
>Vamp-posters, mershark-posters, vampmosquito-posters
>All reply in unison
>Imagine the smell

>> No.37047812

>>37047763
Dwarves are shit in every setting. They do not deserve love.

>> No.37047820

What happens if I notice a beastgirl about to pounce on me and propose?

>> No.37047827

>>37047796
All the mgs in the nursing field recommending different treatments

>> No.37047832

https://twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1450785032566566918?s=20
vicious rabbit attack

>> No.37047836

>>37047820
They wait for you to finish what you say, then pounce on you and consummate the marriage

>> No.37047840

>>37047763
Gremlins are just Dwarves but better.

>> No.37047842

>>37047827
Imagine all the unicorn saviorfags moaning about how they want to nurse Anon back to health.

>> No.37047846

>>37047820
>>37047836
>Not pouncing on her first

>> No.37047850

>>37047832
That double-team butt- jackhammer technique is advanced! They must've practiced!

>> No.37047865

You must pick a dragon. And you can't call them a hag loser.

>> No.37047878

>>37047865
loli jabberwock

>> No.37047884

>>37047865
I pick the oldest dragon around practically on death’s door so I can extend her lifespan with my own

>> No.37047889
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37047889

>>37047865
Okay don-

>> No.37047890

>>37047850
No doubt inspired by pounding mochi

>> No.37047900
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37047900

>>37047812
Wrong

>> No.37047899

>>37047767
They can try

>> No.37047906

>>37047832
Hot

>> No.37047937
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37047937

>> No.37047939

>>37047900
Fuck off

>> No.37047967

>>37047939
newfag

>> No.37047980

>>37047865
what If I call them a fat old hag?

>> No.37047982

>>37047967
That rebuttal makes no sense, not fuck off to where you came from. >>>/tg/

>> No.37047991

>>37047967
the only advantage it gave me was knowing not to open the image

>> No.37047999

>>37047865
jokes on you, i already got picked by a dragon zombie

>> No.37048006

>>37047982
Warcraft dwarves have been used before because it's a species japs have near to zero art of. Newfag.

>> No.37048030

>>37048006
got anything less hideous?

>> No.37048058
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37048058

>>37047900
>western art from shitty MMO that must die already

>> No.37048060
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37048060

It's cold outside, dear. Come inside already.

>> No.37048067

>>37048006
You pushing them here does not make them welcome. There has never been a time where this thread has enmasse shown a love for western dwarves, and you and some other /tg/ autist sperging out about them for hours in a thread a few days ago doesn't count. And, I don't know if you've noticed, but the board if /jp/. Western art of a western mmo based on western fantasy is not /jp/ related and does not belong here.

>> No.37048084

>>37048060
Not until I finish making my Snowman!

>> No.37048124

>>37048060
When are you and Yukari going to let me come home?

>> No.37048164
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37048164

Tis the time of page 10. What sins do you have to confess to anon?

>> No.37048175

>>37048164
I once posted in spoilers on /jp/

>> No.37048204
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37048204

>"Dragons are n-noble and proud! We would never do something...like...that..."

>> No.37048257

>>37048204
Dragons
Prude on the outside
Debaucherously lewd on it inside

>> No.37048292

>>37048257
and the more time they stay alone, the more likely they get more perverted and closer to becoming a Jabberwock

>> No.37048303

>>37048292
Quick!
Invade the NEET dragon holds and marry them!

>> No.37048311

>>37047716
I'm OK with this, as long as it doesn't get in the way of my own personal empowerment projects

>> No.37048352

>>37048303
nah, I am going to go to a neet dragon that hasn't left since the dawn of humanity and see what perverted things she is up to and bust in right when she is schlicking off to see what she was reading and make fun of her for it

>> No.37048389
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37048389

>>37048124
Now.

>> No.37048404

>>37048060
>tfw ywn be raised as chens younger stepbrother by yukari and ran

>> No.37048486

I like dwarves because i like my women THICCC.

>> No.37048496

>>37048486
mge dwarves are like the exact opposite of thick, like they are tiny, wtf.

>> No.37048502

what monsters would leave you an aheagoing mess?

>> No.37048507

>>37048502
what monsters would not leave you an aheagoing mess?

>> No.37048513

>>37048502
Yes

>> No.37048526
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37048526

>mention you like a certain video game character
>your adopted buys a costume to look like her
>mention you like monsters
>she monsterizes herself
>and shows up in your room late at night riding your dick

>> No.37048537

>>37048507
>>37048513
sorry, let me more specific, what monster would blackmail you and/or abuse their postion to force you to sleep with them, leaving you an aheagoing mess as they record you then let their friends have a go at you, recording everything so you can't run away without getting leaked

>> No.37048552

>>37048537
Bad ones that no one likes.

>> No.37048574

>>37048552
you're no fun

>> No.37048575
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37048575

>>37048537
Cheshire, Manticore and older smug monsters though they would only do so if they knew you'd approve of it

>> No.37048598
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37048598

I need to be smothered by massive milky mommy monster mammaries!

>> No.37048607
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37048607

Older angels asserting dominance

>> No.37048616

>succubus goes to the library to read romance novels
>she accidentally picks and reads a "heroic romance"
>becomes so inspired by the story and protagonist that she becomes a souped up badass medieval knight instead of increasing her chances of being with a human man

>> No.37048632

>>37048526

What a dedicated mother!

>> No.37048633

>>37048616
many such cases, the armor they wear not only protects them from harm, it protects their virginity as well

>> No.37048654

>>37048607
just one of her thighs is twice the width of that little angels torso

>> No.37048688

>>37048654
Holy crap imagine if a Bogie with thighs twice as large as (You)r torse each backed you against the wall with her knee between your legs

>> No.37048707

>>37048688
even better, imagine fucking her thicc thighs while standing and getting your head trapped in her tits

>> No.37048726
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37048726

>>37048060
I embrace the cold

>> No.37048812

>>37048688
I'd tell her she needs to cut back on eating them burgers

>> No.37048922
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37048922

Wrestling with your daughterus in an explicitly nonsexual fashion!

>> No.37048923
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reminder that monsters get sexier the older they are

>> No.37048947
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37048947

>>37046463
Death and rape by angels. Much better to be alive and be raped by heckwans and succubi.

>> No.37049018
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37049018

>When the new guy in Wonderland isn't a /d/egenerate

>> No.37049026

>>37048537
i imagine a bicorn doing that.

>> No.37049044

>>37049018
how many ways do you think you can enter wonderland by accident?

>> No.37049097

>>37049044
Many ways

>> No.37049100

I want to be brought under heavy debt by a danuki.

>> No.37049142

>>37049100
I want to be under heavy debt with the tanuki forcing me to whore myself out to pay her back and go from a prudish virgin that wants out to a monster loving manwhore who just wants more with the tanuki loving and schlicking off to the gradual change until I become her perfect manwhore bf that she should use to seal deals and help relieve the stress of her underlings

>> No.37049172

>>37049044
I'd rather know how many ways are there to enter Pandemonium by accident.

>> No.37049245

>>37049172
Probably close to none. It’s the sort of place you have to seek out intentionally if you’re not an active Fallen God worshipper.

>> No.37049254

>>37049172
>Meet a cute and pure angel
>She takes you on a couple dates and romances you
>After six months of dating you finally share your first kiss
>You tell her you don't ever want this moment to end
>she smirks at you
>her clothes and wings immediately turn black
>you are now in Pandemonium

>> No.37049255

I want to make my own sci-fi equivilent to the MGE but I can't draw for shit. Do you guys think itd even get looked at if there wasn't any art?

>> No.37049269

>>37049254
>Doesn't even force you to play a children's card game before sending you to the shadow realm.

>> No.37049270

>>37049254
You were always in Pandemonium

>> No.37049282
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37049282

Would you take it easy or snap at your waifu?

>> No.37049287
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37049287

>>37049282
We really don't need a house anyways

>> No.37049305

>>37049282
no
she was trying her best, and we'll be fine for finding shelter given her abilities

>> No.37049339

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93616100
Tail-lock into forced creampie with an outer god warlock

>> No.37049376
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https://imgbox.com/g/kdarvBLPJI
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 105. This concludes the weekly report.
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>> No.37049395
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*SLAM*

>> No.37049423

>>37049376
Bogie's FAT ass!

>> No.37049428

>>37037802
>Anon is all on board for ancient evil MGs plan for world domination
>all she wants to do is lay on the couch and watch tv while you rub her feet

>> No.37049429
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>>37049423
I dig it.

>> No.37049446

>>37049428
>no more foot massages until you conquer at least a city, hell at least a small town.
>AND NO MORE MIDNIGHT ICE CREAM UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR UNHOLY MAGIC RITUAL, no more leaving it for next week this time

>> No.37049450

>>37038824
>not begging Papa Wendi to help you
>not asking Mama Wendi (who is a Scout mother) for help
You really don’t know how to deal with Wendi’s. I sure as hell don’t, that’s why I’m asking their parents.

>> No.37049520

>be me
>foreplaying with demon wife
>ask her to say the words that always gets me going
>"O-ok, dear..."
>She leans in closely
>Inhales
>DOOMREVENANTSCREAM.mp3

>> No.37049558

>>37049044
>>37049172
It’s like getting married by accident; it happens all the time!

>> No.37049675

the real monsters were the friends you made along the way

>> No.37049679

>>37048058
Still great dwarves. Seethe.

>> No.37049711

>>37048067
Buff shortstacks you wanna drink and work with makes them welcome, faggot.
>enmasse
Got it, wrap it up boys, can't talk about niche monstergirls, only faggotcats and hotdogs because that's all the thread's shown love enmasse for.
>muh western
It's just dwarves bro. If eastern dwarves weren't toddlercon bait they'd get just as much love. Blame their shit taste for why there's hardly any love. It's like KC designed them as the joke option.

>> No.37049731
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>Hello Human! A wonderful day for traveling isn't it? Squeak!

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>> No.37049756

>>37049731
How strong is this fucking mouse?

>> No.37049762

>>37049731
Y-You too

>> No.37049791

>>37049756
They say she beat an Oni at arm wrestling

>> No.37049837

>>37049270
Can one leave?

>> No.37049844

>>37049282
I would take away Penis Privileges.

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>>37049844
>Fine! I'm a strong, independent ushi anyway! I don't need your dick all the time!
What happens 30 minutes later?

>> No.37049864

>>37049837
it's probably a little easier than wonderland

>> No.37049869
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37049869

Gonna ruin Ms. X's abs with kids

>> No.37049873

>>37049858
>is literally kneeling and asking for you to fuck her after 3 mins

>> No.37049902

>>37049869
>Huge, muscled monster girl bio-weapons turned into huge, softer, broodmoms

Mambrella is pissed

>> No.37050064
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37050064

I want to be raped by a professional.

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