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Cirno: You go on ahead. I'll handle this guy myself

Reimu: C... Cirno! What are you talking about?

Cirno: You've got something important to do, right? I don't really understand the situation but... to help you out, I'll play with this one while you go ahead!

Reimu: But, you're no match for...

Cirno: Idiot! Move along already! I have a game to begin here!

Reimu: *serious face* I understand. Be careful

Cirno: Heh, that dumb miko. As if I'd lose. After all, Cirno...

Is the strongest in Gensokyo!

>> No.3702650

I'd watch the fuck out of this.

>> No.3702647

Cirno is still mentally a kid and as a responsible adult (or at least close to it) Reimu should feel bad for leaving her to danger like that.

>> No.3702651

"i must protect everyone because i am the strongest!"

*disintegrate*

>> No.3702676

>>3702635
>Cirno
>Shounen Fightan
Jesus Christ there's so many things wrong with this. Couldn't you have at least tried to pretend you weren't a secondary fag by saying Yuka or something. Cirno is truthfully a new friend magnet.

But don't get me wrong, I still think it would be a good idea. Tea sipping animes are fun, but they get boring after a while.

>> No.3702682

>>3702651
*respawn*

>> No.3702688

>>3702676

Honestly, its mostly because her catchphrase is such a genre specific line.

That said, almost every character is capable of SERIOUSING THE FUCK UP in a shounen anime, including the airheaded befriendan' kiddy.

>> No.3702691

>>3702676
You know Yuka would be the villain.

>> No.3702703

>>3702691
Kanako as final boss.

>> No.3702704

Cirno and Reimu are not friends.

>> No.3702706

>>3702676
>Touhou will not reject anyone who wishes for entry, nor chase down anyone who leaves. As long as you have interest, only diving deep into Gensokyo when it's fun is fine, or knocking at it carefully from the outside is also fine. Please be sure to treat newcomers well, and let those who walk away, leave peacefully.

>> No.3702710

Silly hats, frilly dresses and fightan?

>> No.3702711
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3702711

>>3702706

>> No.3702712

>>3702704
Yes they are. At the very least, they are on speaking terms. Canon.

>> No.3702720
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Oi, whats all this noise? Isn't too early to be making such a ruckus? You've ruined my sleep.

Well, well... you don't look like the type who will take a simple "go away." Normally my job is easy, but if I don't take it seriously, Ms. Sakuya will scold me...

Lets make it formal then! As Gatekeeper, it is my duty to greet you properly!

Welcome to the Scarlet Devil Manor! I, Hong Meilin, shall host you on behalf of my mistresses! Come then, you trash, and taste 4000 years of history!

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>>3702720

>> No.3702739

Considering the "main" playable characters, you'd probably have Sanae as imouto-type who looks up to Reimu and tries her best; Sakuya as the cool older sister who acts like an enemy but helps Reimu out because "we just happen to share a common enemy".
Marisa is of course Reimu's eternal (self-professed) rival who just can't win against Reimu, but she'll help Reimu against strong opponents because she likes to fight and because she won't let Reimu lose to anyone but her.

I'd love to add Youmu but taking care of Yuyuko is a full-time job.

>> No.3702751

>>3702739

Yomu as mid-boss who fights on of the heroes (probably Sakuya because PARRY!) when they head to Yuyuko's place, but has her fight interrupted by Yuyuko who then orders Yomu to join their party for her own mystery reasons

>> No.3702763

>>3702739
Yuyuko was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you bad enough youkai to rescue yuyuko?

>> No.3702772

>>3702763
Man, those ninjas are gonna be so pissed when they realize the only reason they were allowed to live is to teach Youmu a lesson about the power of friends.

>> No.3702773

>>3702751
Would work with Remilia+Sakuya, but... Yuyuko just isn't that mysterious. Unless the plot centers around Yuyuko, Youmu won't be there.

>> No.3702777

Patchy as plot device who gives the heroes the ciritcal info they need to save the world due to BOOOKS

>> No.3702784

>>3702772
More like Youmu will find Yuyuko drinking tea with the ninjas and reminiscing about "the old times". Yuyuko will then comment it was about time the heroines arrived and invite them to tea.

>> No.3702786

>>3702777
Patchouli Knowledge is power?

>> No.3702788

>>3702772

Ninjas know their fate is the die so the heroes can overcome personal problems. Its their lot in life.

>> No.3702803

>>3702788
Being a faceless ninja is truly a noble calling.

>> No.3702820

>>3702803

Yeah. Its like being a psychologist, except with brutal physical conditioning and years of martial training instead of phoning it in at some cushy university.

>> No.3702828

>>3702691
>>3702703

So...
Yuka = Akuma
Kanako = M.Bison
Reimu = Rose
Marisa = Ryu

...um.

>> No.3702834

I always thought of the touhou series as shounen anyway. I mean, it fits the whole "we're strong so we fight" style. I mean, they can't even visit each other for tea without things devolving into danmaku battle.

>> No.3702846

>>3702834
You've got one d too many there.

>> No.3702877
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3702877

It can't be helped. it seems I must use ... this

>> No.3702890

>>3702846
You usually say things "devolve" into violence unless I'm missing something?

>> No.3702891

>>3702877
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT COUNT TO 12
END
REPOSITION
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT COUNT TO... 12? OR WAS IT 10? SHIT.

Fuck you, Ancient Duper.

>> No.3702902

>>3702890
Danmaku is a refined and elegant form of play, certainly a step up from tea parties.

>> No.3702911

>>3702902
I suppose if the alternative is fighting to the death it could be considered a cultured way to solve disputes.

>> No.3702913

>>3702902
But then you'll spill the tea!

>> No.3702917

>>3702911
You act like that's a good thing.

All danmaku does is prolong incidents, and breeds trouble.

If they'd just kill each other and pound out the pecking order on the bodies of the weak, Gensokyo would be a much more peaceful place.

>> No.3702926

Yukari's the one who shows up every now and then as needed by the plot to provide guidance and cryptic clues, and also to occasionally sexually interfere with various members of the cast

>> No.3702929

>>3702917
Inasmuch as a place with only one person will generally be peaceful.

>> No.3702934

>>3702913
Fool! You aren't powerful unless you can fight without spilling a single drop!

>> No.3702947

Aya runs an information network.

>> No.3702953

Cirno is the recurring comedic midboss. "I'm the strongest in Gensokyo! This time I will defeat you!" The trick is you never actually fight her, as she always manages to defeat herself. For instance, creating a huge block of ice preparing to drop it on the group from high up, only to get squished by it. Or Yukari gapping in some item that the team needs just in the nick of time, right on top of Cirno's head.

>> No.3702954

>>3702929
Yeah exactly.

God damn I wish Touhou would end.

>> No.3702957

>>3702954
Make up your own ending if you want it to end so much. It's what all the cool kids do.

>> No.3702959

>>3702934
There is only one I know of who fights that way... Although now I'm imagining danmaku battles as a bunch of girls having tea while throwing harmless projectiles at each other, trying to break the other girls' cup. Of course every so often the girls can pick up new cups, and the owner of the house is more likely to have spares...

>> No.3702981

>>3702959
Yuugi is strong, so she can not spill that saucer-thing. Not spilling a normal cup should be significantly easier.

>> No.3702982
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3702982

5 MINUTES

>> No.3702994

>>3702982
Let mes guess... 3 seasons of staring each other, proclaiming how powerful they are, and then decide the match with a single hit?

>> No.3703011

>>3702994
>touhou
>decide the match with one hit

>> No.3703017

>>3703011
One life, 2 bombs each, final destination.

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3703037

expanding on OP's premise

>> No.3703041

>>3702913
>But then you'll spill the tea!

No, it don't even drop.

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I WOULD ONLY WATCH A TOUHOU SHOUNEN IF IT WAS ABOUT THIS

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>>3703037
Utsuho is defeated early in the show only to be Cirno's best buddy for the remainder.

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3703053

>>3703037

>> No.3703054 [DELETED] 

>>3702633
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>>3703053

>> No.3703117

ITT: Why "Shounen Fightan' Anime" is a terrible genre only fit for children under the age of twelve.

>> No.3703118
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3703118

best idea or best idea?

>> No.3703192

>>3703117
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gFE5yNX89k

>> No.3703250

>>3702891

Ancient Duper is ridiculously easy once you realise that you just tap left/right immediately after hearing the noise of the previous wave being grazed.

>> No.3703253

>>3703192

You know, for an AMV combining a terrible song with a terrible anime, thats no too bad. At least the creator actually knows a bit about synching up lyrics with images and using effects and cuts to the rythm of the music.

>> No.3703261

>>3703117
I come to /jp/, I see this, I never return to /a/.

>> No.3703275

>>3703261
Good for you.
(Brotip- announcing you're from /a/. Never a good idea)

>> No.3703295

>>3703275
It's fine as long as he doesn't shit post.

>> No.3703304

no thanks

>> No.3703331

>>3703117
Hey now. You too old and mature to watch shows for children, are you?

>> No.3703815

>>3703117
If I was reading shit like Vinland Saga, Mirai Nikki and Beserk when I was twelve...
Fuck, that would have been an awesome childhood.

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I'm going to have to ticket you.

>> No.3703840

>>3702982
That fight was already like something out of a shonen fightan anime.

"Well, it was difficult...but somehow we won. What a tough opponent!"
"...Reimu."
"Huh?"
"Her sake not even drop!"
>30 seconds of reaction faces

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