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>sitting in coffee shop with laptop
>playing eosd
>cute bookish girl sits beside me
>"oh hey! isn't that embodiment of scarlet devil? i used to play that with my dad"
>"er, yeah" (go go ladies' man skills)
>"how come it looks so good?"
>"it's this retexture patch that optimizes Touhou 6 and makes it look and play better, here, i can help you get it set up if you want"
>"oh wow, that's so great! listen, if i have any troubles, what's your number? here's mine so you know it's not some random text"
>"uh, sounds good"
>"thanks, i can't wait to hear from you"
>kiss on cheek


Well, SDM crew, it only took seven years, but you might get me laid. Thanks bros.

>> No.3702631

Right.

>> No.3702629

what a slut

>> No.3702637

That never actually happened and you should never trust anyone who likes EoSD.
Reported for blog.

>> No.3702639

I sometimes imagine my favorite Touhou giving me her number too.

>> No.3702636

What the shit...

>> No.3702641

>>3702637
cool shit posting bro

>> No.3702643

I don't believe that for one second but if it is true then congratulations.

You have accomplished more than I have in my entire life.

>> No.3702649

I don't think that happened. At all.

>> No.3702652

If that's true, I'm proud to have posted in the same thread as you.

>> No.3702653

>kiss on cheek

jesus christ what a fucking slut

>> No.3702654

Not your blog, etc.

>> No.3702655

I think you might be full of crap, but on the off chance you aren't, grats.

Now you just have to deal with her Weeaboo dad. We can only hope he'll be like the Dad from Clannad, to make it that much more awesome.

>> No.3702659

>"oh hey! isn't that embodiment of scarlet devil? i used to play that with my dad"
Awesome dad. Oh yeah, he isn't going to give his kawaii musume to some pervert like you.

>> No.3702667

>>3702663
Forgot your trip.

>> No.3702669
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3702669

>i used to play that with my dad

>> No.3702668

>>3702624

>i used to play that with my dad

A girlfriend AND a weabro? Doesn't sound too bad.

>> No.3702665

Good luck, Anonymous. I hope for the best. As much as I want to be kept updated, /jp/ does dislike threads of this sort, so you're better off not doing it. It's simply a crass thing to do.

Have a nice day.

>> No.3702663

>>3702641
>BAWWWW HE DOESN'T LIKE MY GRIMDARK VAMPIRE GAME

>> No.3702661

I sure didn't see this thread in /v/

>> No.3702674

>"oh hey! isn't that embodiment of scarlet devil? i used to play that with my dad"
That's probably not the only game they've played together, you're out of luck anon.

>> No.3702679

>cute bookish girl
>kiss on cheek
>300 pounds, glasses wearing 3D pig disgusting girl covered you in saliva
Indeed cute.

>> No.3702693

>>3702679
I understand this "3D pig disgusting" deal. I even agree with it. But isn't characterizing 3D women as slime-covered, monstrous rhinoceros/hagfish hybrids a bit too far?

>> No.3702697

unlikely but plausible until
>kiss on cheek

>> No.3702702
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3702702

Always bet on the SDM

>> No.3702707

at least make it a little bit believable

>> No.3702708

>>3702663
If you're reading GRIMDARK into EoSD that's your problem, bro. Also, >>3702624
totally didn't happen.

>> No.3702721

Battler.jpg.

>> No.3702728
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3702728

>>3702721
You called?

>> No.3702730

You forgot the part where you rape her and then she turns out to be Yandere and stabs you in the neck

>> No.3702733

... You better drop that number. Give it to your church.

EOSD is a single player game - she couldn't have possibly been "playing" it with anyone else! You just talked to a vampire. That wasn't a kiss - she's tracking you!

>> No.3702738

>>3702733
*Giku*

>> No.3702741

This was on /v/ a few minutes ago, only with Doom...

>> No.3702748

>>3702721
>>3702728

Wait what the fuck? DAoC is a meme on /jp/?

>> No.3702753

I preferred the original Doom version I saw in /v/.

>> No.3702757

>>3702748
Sadly I'm probably the only one that uses it.
I just couldn't help myself the first time I found out there was a character in a VN named Battler.

>> No.3702813

Gratz, OP.

>> No.3702840

>>3702748
I am sure half of /jp/ have no idea what DAoC is.

>> No.3702844

>>3702840
It deserves to be remembered, even if it is as a weak and hardly used meme.

It deserves to be remembered.

>> No.3703001

I call lies on the retexture patch. And the girl too.

>> No.3703006

>kiss on cheek
I was totally buying it until this.
bs

>> No.3703007

Reported for faggotry.

>> No.3703050
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3703050

>sitting in the jungle with codec
>playing Jumping Johnny to restore Stamina
>The Boss sits beside me
>"oh hey! try and remember the basics of CQC!
>"er, yeah" (go go ladies' man skills)
>"how come you fight so good?"
>"it's this fighting style that optimizes grapples and makes you attack and choke better, here, i can help you get it set up if you want"
>"oh wow, that's so great! listen, if i have any troubles, what's your frequency? here's mine so you know it's not some random call"
>"uh, sounds good"
>"thanks, but I already taught you CQC"
>breaks my arm

>> No.3703056

>>3703050
I chortled.

>> No.3703063

>>3703006
ditto

>> No.3703068

>>3703006
Girls do that all the time.

>> No.3703069

You are retards, OP is copypasta that originally had Doom as the videogame.

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3703073

OP and your delusions.

>> No.3703074

>>3703050
First amusing post ITT

>> No.3703076

Reported.

>> No.3703081

This thread is shit. Before anyone said anything, I could tell this was from /v/ because of the shitty greentext to fake actions.
>sages thread, is 600 pounds

>> No.3703091

>>3703069
Shit, that means there's no retexture patch for EoSD, that was the only thing i cared about OP

>> No.3703104

>>3703091
There is, you idiot, what rock have you been living under this last year?

>> No.3703120

>>3703104
Got into SWR and UNL a bit too much, it seems, still, where's that patch?

>> No.3703121

>>3703050
I read that using the voice of Snake.

>> No.3703122

>>3703120
lurk more

>> No.3703144

>>3702840
DAoC was fun until master classes
UO is where its at

>> No.3703149

how is this not jp related when it is so obviously an homage to train man

>> No.3703161
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3703161

>"how come it looks so good?"
>"it's this retexture patch that optimizes Touhou 6 and makes it look and play better, here, i can help you get it set up if you want"

I'm feel slightly proud about myself right now. Though I wouldn't say it optimizes the game in a way that improves the controls or anything; you might want the vsync patch for that.

>>3703091
>>3703120
You silly boy, I'm feeling generous so here's the link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?tnyentanqyu

>> No.3703162

>>3702844
>>3702840
too bad Mythic sucks now

i'd play DAoC2

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