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"Fufu ~ How would you like to be taken to another world?"

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>> No.37000896

How old is she again?

>> No.37001279

>>37000896
16 years old.

>> No.37001419

>>37000896
17, forever.

>> No.37001491

>>37000896
17000 years old

>> No.37001599

>>37000896
more than carbon-14

>> No.37007465

Yukari has no friends.

>> No.37007513

>>37000896
180 lbs

>> No.37007993

>>37007465
I would be her friend if her boobs weren't so big.

>> No.37008050

>>37007465
yes, and she deserved that fate.

>> No.37008055

>>37007993
Boobs ruin friendships?

>> No.37008222

>>37008055
Her big boobs would distract me too much.

>> No.37008618
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37008618

I love mommy Yukari so much

>> No.37014511

>>37008618
your tastes are trash, dusttrust is better.

>> No.37014530

GOOD GRIEF LOOK AT THOSE TITS

>> No.37014580

>giving up video games, the internet, family, and everything that keeps me an even vaguely functional person to go live in a hellish pocket dimension filled with everything of various myths trying to murder you and your entire species

How the fuck is that an offer anyone sane would take

>> No.37014674

>>37014580
Who are you quoting? Anyways let me rebuttle each of these points

>video games
Fun, they would still exist in Gensokyo, but would you really want them when they are primarily a distraction from the outside world?
>the internet
Being freed of this would be a Godsend
>family
Would be sad but wouldn't they ultimately want you to have the best possible life?
>and everything that keeps me an even vaguely functional person
Why does it keep you vaguely functional? Is it because your life, crafted by society, is depressing and miserable?
>hellish pocket dimension
Gensokyo isn't remotely close to hellish, even in the most grimdark scenario that's respectful of the lore
>trying to murder you and your entire species
Murdering the entire species is the exact opposite of what they want. And the vast majority are extremely amicable. In fact it's honestly a bit questionable how often a youkai kills a human in modern day Gensokyo.

Modern day life is the real hellscape. Bureaucracy, pointless actions and works, so many deeds which are designed to both prolong your life, and extract as much wealth from it as possible. You may be alive, but do you live? Gensokyo provides an alternative. A peaceful rural Japan life with friendly people. No taxes, no oppressive governments, no high paced daily life. Escape, freedom. And if Yukari is the one offering you a chance to come in, would being the boytoy of a hag be so bad?

>> No.37015068

>>37014674
Nooo, anything but being a boytoy of a sexy mature lady! Have mercy!

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>>37008618
Yukari should be made a mommy

>> No.37015435

>>37015430
me in the womb

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Chuubas could actually exist in Gensoukyou if you think about it. Youkai and gods are created and sustained by human belief and mental energy (in the from of fear or hope). This means that the image people have of a vtuber should be able to gain an existence of it's own if a bunch of people follow and like them. Especially if they're idols (idols ain't called that way for no nothing). But only if their fans see the vtuber as a representation of the real person behind them and can therefore see them as "real".

When that vtuber is forgotten later on, their image needs another way to sustain itself. Going to Gensoukyou to farm belief/energy from the village would be an option, providing they can handle the transition from being experienced through a screen to getting attention in the physical world.

Also it's implied Gensoukyou is in the near future, when more vtubers have existed then now. What I'm trying to say is that it would make sense lorewise for a chuuba 2hu to exist. As far as I can tell at least.

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I'm going to fap to her RIGHT NOW. I'll report back on how it goes. I'm really muscular and still a teenager so if Yukari is some sort of Cougar due to her advanced age us having sex (if I got sent to Gensokyo for whatever reason) is pretty likely. Unfortunately my money would probably not get transported with me, so I can't just buy every girl out, but nothing good comes easily. Fapping to her feels much better knowing how utterly realistic it is that we would fuck.

>> No.37015661

I came. It feels pretty hollow though. Maybe Yukarin would not like men who masturbate, and this is a sign of that. I'm indisposed.

>> No.37015827

>>37015611
It's not realistic at all. She isn't even real.

>> No.37015940

>>37015827
Gensokyo is real but we can't go there

>> No.37016077

>>37015940
I just went there

>> No.37016113

>>37014674
pal, your rebuttal sucks ass also Yukari is a useless old hag.

>> No.37016135

>>37015940
pal shut up, Gensokyo is not real and well all know that.

>> No.37016550

>>37016113
>>37016135

>pal

Autistic samefag lol

>> No.37016727

>>37016550
pal, do you have proof for that?

>> No.37016847

>>37016550
kiddo, i'm just saying Yukari sucks and is a hag.

>> No.37016910

>>36997998
I imagine Yukari suffers immense loneliness because in a sense shes not truly apart of any world by the nature of how her type of powers work, being the type of being stuck in between dimensions, being able to jump around to various realities at will but no place to truly call home, no place to call as hers. it's an existential kind of hell especially derived by her own nature.

>> No.37017532

>>37016910
Hey, asshole?
..............you imagine wrong

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Yukari-sama, may I cuddle with you for a bit?

>> No.37017796

>>37017532
he is correct, you are wrong.

>> No.37017803

Yukari is just sack of old sacks

>> No.37017936

>>37017532
why are you so angry

>> No.37019057

imagine making her a mother

>> No.37021010

>>37017803
big sacks of sand, lole

>> No.37022057

>>37014580
Anon outsiders are treated as rockstarts in Gensokyo even if you are an useless human the fact that you can understand a ton of books and things from the outside will make you really popular. You bet Akyuu and Kosuzu would want to meet you.
The man who brought soccer to Gensokyo was from the outside world and the sport became popular as hell you don't need to be a genius.
Also chances are you will be extremely popular with the ladies, you are an exotic and interesting foreigner, you will be married in no time to some pretty human girl.
If you are worried about youkai just don't leave the village at night and have some common sense when traveling, the thing is that most males in gensokyo are drunk retards who put themselves in danger or outright challenge youkai in combat.

>> No.37022129

>>37022057
>or outright challenge youkai in combat
that's me

>> No.37022159

>>36997998
I don't know. Usually it doesn't end well going to another world.

>> No.37022248

>>37022057
Are you saying that if you found yourself in Gensokyo you'd shack up with some boring human girl? You bet your ass that I'd be the drunk retard that's walking out to Mystia's stall in the middle of the night.
>>37022129
this guy gets it

>> No.37022387

>>37022129
>>37022248
you are going to make some youkai really happy one day, human meat is delicacy

>> No.37022515

>>37022387
Due to the spell card rules, youkai aren't allowed to eat humans that have chosen to become citizens of the Human Villlage, mainly because without them youkai would also cease to exist. At worst, they would challenge you to a spell card battle.

>> No.37023168

>>37022515
>youkai aren't allowed to eat humans that have chosen to become citizens of the Human Villlage
you guys are outsiders and the first thing they do is get drunk and go hunt youkai

>> No.37023974

>>37023168
I'll just use diplomacy on them. Maybe the violent maneaters just need a friend.

>> No.37024443

>>37023974
"Most outsiders that get caught by youkai either get eaten at once, or get eaten once the youkai lose interest in them. "
"*Even if they see youkai, they will neither run nor fight.They are willing to become eaten. "

>> No.37024767

>>37024443
I hate this argument, at least Gensokyo is not real so you guys are safe.

>> No.37024828

>>37024443
I'm not like the other outsiders, I'm sure that I'll be alright.

>> No.37024845

Yukari threads are ____.

>> No.37024926

>>37024845
old

>> No.37024950

>>37024845
going to give me a fetish for long gloves

>> No.37024968

>>37024767
you hate facts
Youkai aren't friendly and Gensokyo is real

>> No.37024980

>>37024968
Real in the context of fiction maybe.

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Please stop making Yukari have cowtits. She is not a bimbo, she is an upstanding lady. Thank you

>> No.37025243

>>37025211
Why is she dragging off Reimu?

>> No.37025390

>>37025243
to solve the fake moon incident

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>>37025243

>> No.37025413

>>37025243
Reimu shat under the kotatsu again

>> No.37025414

>>37025397
Damn, Yukari is fucked up.

>> No.37025444

>>37025397
that's worse than Makai and hell put together

>> No.37025608

>>37022129
Challenging Yuugi to a wrestling match!

>> No.37025691

>>37007465
me

>> No.37026310

>>37024968
Gensokyo and Youkai are not real.

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hey
kid
open the window

>> No.37026398

>>37026331
no

>> No.37026423

>>37026310
delusional

>> No.37026782

>>37026331
Ummmmm ok.

>> No.37026804

>>37026310
Proof?

>> No.37026835

>>37026423
>>37026804
I am not delusional kiddo also Gensokyo is a fictional location.

>> No.37026862

>>37026835
Repeating your claim is not the same as providing proof.

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>>37026331
I mean, telling Yukari "no" probably would have a worse result than just opening the window.

>> No.37026875

>>37026862
look up "is Gensokyo real" then.

>> No.37026900

>>37026875
I asked for proof, not to go on a wild goose chase.

>> No.37026935

>>37022129
Challenging Yuyuko to a eating contest!

>> No.37027178

>>37026875
are you retarded lol

>> No.37027552

>>37027178
>>37026900
no but he is, also the guy is crazy.

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Don't trust this young'un! She's got a lot to learn.

>> No.37027901

>>37027887
Hi Eirin! I hope one day you and Yukari can be friends and bury the hatchet!

>> No.37027940

>>37027887
I don't know about Eirin, she insisted on a penis inspection when I came to her clinic for a completely unrelated complaint.

>> No.37028639

>>37027552
I'm just here to remind you all that Yukari is a shitty old hag.

>> No.37028885

>>37028639
anhero immediately

>> No.37029102

>>37028885
no you ugly weeb, get out of you mothers bacement.

>> No.37029171

>>37017532
late post but i think i struck a nerve here.

>> No.37029282

>>37017532
Yukari go back to bed.

>> No.37038665

>>37015435
Yukari is the unbirth hu

>> No.37042730

Rubbing your glans on Yukari's stretch marks!

>> No.37042926

>>37042730
I want to rub my glans on her soft, silky gloves instead.

>> No.37043465

Sorry, Yukari, you're a little too old for me. I'd rather be with a younger lady like Sumireiko.

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Yes it's me your favorite Youkai Sage Yukari
Unfortunately I haven't been feeling so well lately and I don't intend to do anything besides hibernating like I always do.
I suggest you redirect your love & attention towards Okina Matara instead.

>> No.37049736

>>37049545
Okina your not fooling anyone with that disguise.

>> No.37052222

>>37049545
Right, Okina... I almost fell for it...

>> No.37052777

>>37052222
smells like birbs

>> No.37052782

>>37016910
She no longer thinks like a human, if she ever was one. The type of person who turns themself into a man-eating monster does not have the same values as you or I.

>> No.37052787

>>37052782
you don't have any values

>> No.37052788

>>37024828
If that were true, you'd never be a candidate to get taken to begin with.

>> No.37052835

>>37052788
be silent slave

>> No.37053992

>>37052835
rude

>> No.37054729

>>37014580
I would bring weightlifting to Gensokyo and become super strong. Maybe I would challenge Yuugi or Suika to armwrestling (but not drinking). I would go loiter in front of SDM until Hong teaches me martial arts. I would donate to Hakurei shrine. I’d also visit moriya shrine (to see Suwako)

>> No.37055521

>Nut in Yukari with all your might, believing you're about to impregnate her
>She opens a gap and makes you blast yourself in the face

>> No.37055560

Please take me to the virtual world!

>> No.37056173

>>37014580
The girls are cute. I would also be live for thousand of years, if i can prepare for it, taking my phone with bunch of roms. I will figure out something for charging.

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>>37055521
she has to have absolute adoration for you for her to let you make her a mother

>> No.37065083

>>37056572
How do you make Yukari like you more?

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>>37055521
I want Yukari to force me to suck my own dick while she masturbates to it in the background

>> No.37069192

>>37069027
what are they saying ?

>> No.37069311

>>37069192
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4489951
there's translations here.

>> No.37070122

>>37069192
>>37069311
seriously?

>> No.37070539

>>37069027
i will not have sex with hags

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>>37070539
literal faggot

>> No.37071450

>>37071417
this is a disgusting picture

>> No.37071507

>>37069192
>You like that little man?

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>>37071507
Why is there no Yukari size content? She's actually perfect for it

>> No.37074118

>>37007993
Titkari is secondary propaganda.
She's as flat as they come.

>> No.37074185

>>37071417
gross

>> No.37082276

hag bump

>> No.37085838

>>37014580
Hey Anon. I want you to remember this post, and I want you to reflect on it at the end of the year, and then remember the year previous and what you had early in the previous decade. Ask yourself that question again.

>> No.37086021

>>37014580
Don't expect them to value their family, they would rather just consume.

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