Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Cute floofy little wise owl of the woods.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784
What makes her so wise?

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Behold, the true face of terror, horrible enough to make a man instantly ejaculate upon its sight!

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>>36986790
She's a mage. It's in her blood, and she studies hard too.

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Expanded this >>36977752
Not sure if it's worth anything

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34549204

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>bogey climbs out from under the bed
>kunoichi sneaks in through the window
>other kunoichi sneaks in through a vent
>nightmare comes in however they usually do it
>bogie sneaks out of the closet
>cheshire ass hanging out of the dresser
So...uhhh...are we supposed to just share him?

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'ey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986941
LOOK OUT A BEAR

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>>36986969
Scared of cute little teddy when there is a big and "hungry" oni nearby? You've got interesting priorities.

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>>36986969
You're worried for her safety? You're a keeper and will take good care of the many children.

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You know how Japan makes manga, etc about someone going from our world to a fantasy world? Do you think monster girls write about monster girls going on adventure to our world?

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>>36987029
That's how you make big strong monsters swoon. By treating them like dainty little flowers.

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>>36987097
which mgs would be manga artists?

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>>36987146
>Which mgs would be manga artists?
Leanan sidhes, inaris, dhampirs, ratatoskrs
>Which mgs would be doujin artists?
Succubi, crow tengus, whitehorns, baphomets
>Which mgs would be fetish artists?
Jabberwocks, sandworms, shoggoths, unicorns

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Which MG has the sexiest tummy?

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>>36987097
Is that a Manticore plushie, or a marshmallow Manticore pet? It reminds me of those 2 mini-Cheshire things in that Cheshire dabbing image.

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>>36987298
small goat obviously

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>>36987114
Hellhounds, Onis, Minos, Manticores, Jinkos and other muscle queens were never treated as cute little princesses by anyone except their fathers. That's why when you pull them into embrace, or bridal carry them, and then angle their chin to kiss them, they will melt in your arms, because they have no resistance to being pampered and treated like dainty flowers they are inside.

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>>36987298
From the outside? Anubis.
From the inside? Kikimora.

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Get fit, suck on worm tit!

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>>36987114
>>36987377
Lies

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>>36987454
The secret is out now, everyone knows chiseled monster bodies are hiding delicate, fragile hearts.

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>>36986784
>"What is your wisdom, wise owl?"

>"You only see Druella as evil because she's the kind to take action and tear down an unjust society. Lescatie got what it fucking deserved".

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No crazy, I'm kind. Very very kind.
March Hare = Tenshi

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>>36987538
*tl. note: tenshi means angel

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>>36987496
Stop lying

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>>36987298
You posted it

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>>36987428
Are there any more images of Greenworms being used as objects or tools? I remember that being talked about in a thread before, but there weren't any pictures posted in that conversation.

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>>36987594
You just know the girl in your pic would faint after a short serenade and go putty in your arms, when being princess carried.

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>>36987708
That's it, I'm reporting you to the police.

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>>36987643
I want to feed a Wock.

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Be concerned.

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>>36987766
I want to fuck Andariel.

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>>36987755
Amen

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>>36987807
And it goes right to her thighs.

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>>36987719
Ha-ha, the policewoman won't be able to hold her composure, when I compliment her toned abs, caress her cheek and recite a poem on her beauty.

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>>36987945
You're gonna be arrested, judged and tossed into the mg prison to be some gang's bitch.

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>>36988048
I'm gonna find the biggest baddest bitch leading the baddest gang, sweep her off her feet, look deep into her eyes and profess my love for her and admiration for her posture.

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>>36988105
>>36988048
Every industrial strength mamono you put in my way will only make me stronger. You can't win this, Anon. I am became charm, the conqueror of hearts.

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It's starting to snow in the mountains here, Yeti season is almost upon us!

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>tfw ywn explore the ancient otwers in mge and open them and scale them just to see whats inside

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>>36987097
We pretty much live in a cyberpunk world. Some would find it an interesting place for adventure, but not exactly what comes to most people's minds when they think of isekai.

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>>36988161
dirty used goods

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>>36986784
>Meanwhile in a different realm invaded by monstergirls:

>News Broadcaster: "THIS IS LIVE IN THE SCENE. I REPEAT, THIS IS LIVE IN THE SCENE!!! THE MASSIVE AERIAL FORTRESS OF THE MONSTERGIRL INVADERS IS ATTACKING THE CAPITAL!"

>Inside the mamono aerial fortress
>Monstergirl crew: "Ma'am! Operations and functions are going smoothly, our own Airforces are maintaining air superiority and the portal gates are still open for our forces to pour in."
>Monstergirl Commander: "That's great. This world shall be the first alternate world that will be put under the rule and control of the Demon Lord! Human men and boys for all of us!!!"
>Music starts playing
>https://youtu.be/aZg3i9VIOAA
>Monstergirl Commander: "Wait a minute... What is that background music I'm hearing!?"
>Monstergirl Crew: "Update!!! The humans of this world have mobilized their military and Airforces. They are attacking our aerial fortress!"
>Monstergirl Commander: "By the Demon Lord, I am not liking this music playing. Well!? WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME FOR!? LAUNCH ALL OUR FIGHTER AIRCRAFT, INITIATE OUR ANTI-AIR DEFENSES!!! I WILL NIT ALLOW SOME POTENTIAL ACE COMBAT BULLSHIT AND NON-SENSE RUIN OUR PLANS!!! NOR AM I GOING TO LET SOME ACE COMBAT PLAYER CHARACTER SHOOT US DOWN, LAINCH OUR FORCES!!!"

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>>36988383
Such a good girl stuck in the world where horrible things happen to monster girls.

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Witches

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>>36988411
>tough monster with scar over her womb thinks motherhood is beyond her
>thanks to mamonomana and regular application of semen to her pussy by a cute human boy, she can now have the large family she thought was only in her dreams

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>>36988619
Are good teachers and momsters, yes.

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marry elves

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>>36988740
Can I marry multiple ones?

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>>36988619
Why does a witch need to be that fit?

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>>36988758
yes, but only with proper, vanilla elves
you wouldn't want to embarrass your pure elven waifus by adding dark """elves""" into your harem, would you?

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>>36988768
Healthy mind in a healthy body.

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>>36986784
This is my fucking dinner.

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>>36988740
Are trees close enough to be elves?

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>>36988619
*Dark Mages

>>36988711
*Are good cheeky lolis and girlfriends

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>>36988740
I'm trying to, but she keeps calling me a dirty little round-ear.

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>>36988935
You can't hide behind that disguise, Cheshire Cat. I've caught you before you can proceed with any annoying pranks.

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>>36988740
is this fine?

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>>36989023
She is failing back on old jokes trying to stay relevant. Don't be too hard on her

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Translation when?

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>>36988830
But I love both!

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>>36988935
>*Dark Mages
To me they're witches don't care what those silly sabbath lolis think

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>>36989101
tommorow probably

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>>36989101
Officially should probably be out publicly in a week after the Patreon post.
Unofficially, already leaked >>36958223

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>>36986784

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Now that we've got the Bogie, I really want more horror-themed mamono. Isn't there supposed to be than Ayylmao based one

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>>36989154
Dark Mages don't hang out at sabbaths, anon. If you meet a loli one, the superiority is all-natural and homegrown.

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>>36989209
KC mentioned a monster based on the well known grey alien

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>>36988740
>>36988758
>>36988830
What's the best number of elves to marry? inb4 one

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>>36989289
Zero

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>>36989289
I would say two: one high, one dark

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>>36989266
>grays
Well somebody's getting probed.

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>>36989266
wat?

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>>36989266
arn't most 2d girls in the manga style based on greys?

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>>36989266
>>36989349
you got to protect all the cows you can from getting molested

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>>36989184
I'm a little worried about the skull and the blood on her club

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>>36989359
They're based off of western cartoons.

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>>36989353
KC posted a list of monsters he would like to adapt to MGE and the grey alien was on that list.

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>>36989339
What about two: two high, two dark

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>>36989090
How is pretending to be a Dark Mage even a joke?

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>>36989339
somehow purple lips works here

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>>36989122
Literally made to lose to cock.

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>>36986784

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>>36989474
I hate this

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>>36989474
I'm fine with both becoming the elves' semen tank and making them lose to me. No matter who wins, I also do.

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>>36988619

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>>36989405
yeah but you're saying that its a monster that resembles a grey not he literal put grey if i understand you correctly,
what is the monster that looked like a grey?

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>>36989582
The best win is double KO.

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>>36989379
Nobody touches those cows but me.

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>>36989586
No, he literally put grey

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>be shy anon
>gyaru monster coerces you into a "date" with her
>pulls out a pack of condoms that just happen to be exactly your size, saying she looks forward to you filling every single one tonight
>she's poked holes in all of them

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>>36989379
I bet greys are a bunch of flatties and they abduct holsts to try and find out the secret to their massive chests.

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>>36987654
Not really but there isn't much of them out there to begin with

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>>36988183
It's always snowy in Winterstown

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I know monsters "marry" humans informally, but how would they react if you whipped out a wedding ring and asked them to be your wife?

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>>36989744
Love when monsters dress and act like literal whores but they aren't they are but just for you

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>>36989776
>and they don't just drink the milk
>they experiment all day and night but never just drink the milk because they don't believe fairytales and are a race of scientific monsters

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>>36989850
If someone finally got one to drink and she became busty, would it cause a goblin-hobgoblin hierarchy?

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>>36989884
I want to say yes because the one who did become busty will keep it a secret and make sure only her followers are busty

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>>36989826
If they know how important it is to you, then they'd be elated.

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>>36989843
Would be a nice change of pace sometimes.
>be walking home
>a monster in a slutty outfit is making a beeline towards you
>it's your wife
>"Hey, mister. Wanna come back to my place for some fun? I'll let you do it raw~ If you can't wait, we can sneak off to somewhere private for a quickie."
>so horny for her, you sweep her off her feet and carry her all the way home while she talks slutty to you

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>>36989812
>The Gang Gets Banned From Selkie's
https://youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

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>>36989982
>"I don't really understand your humie customs, but if it makes you happy..."

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[Anonymous No.]

My cow is weird.

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>>36986784

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>>36990303
>mofu'd.com

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>>36990320

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>>36990300
its a occult caster cow, very rare breed. They are so extremely shy and prone to spilling their spaghetti very easily

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>found a isekai doujin about a guy that gets reincarnated into a world of cat girls that stop growing at around 13~14 years old (so all lolis) and the population ratio is much more female than male, so women do most roles men having multiple wives is common practice
>MC is engaged to a catgirl a bit bigger than him too that treats him with care wanting to help mudane tasks and his bathing
>but the MC became a catboy
Would you guys still want the doujin link?

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>>36989785
So there's only 2 in total?

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>>36990367
13-14 is barely loli

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>>36990377
Depends on the artstyle.

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>>36990367
that sounds like a fusion of girls bravos and dog days

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>>36990367
Yes.

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>>36990367
>>36990377
It's not even borderline, 13 is post-pubescent.

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>>36990377
yeah try explaining that to a judge in the uk.

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>>36990367
I don't want to be a monsterboy but it's better than nothing I guess.

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>>36988411
peak cat.

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>>36990377
>>36990407
I mean considering japanese standards and how everyone is short there... well at very least it had the lolicon tag, though doesn't feel like it since the girl is taller than the MC
>>36990400
Sounds like I have to check those out
>>36990403
>>36990420
Boku no Risou no Isekai Seikatsu
https://nhentai.net/g/331350/

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>>36990367
Not the best but I'll take it.

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>thread is arguing about what age is a loli
Damn it feels good to love old meaty hags

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>>36990423
I wish to breed this cat pregnant with multiple litters.

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>>36990300
Check out MY weird-looking cow.

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>guys asks if people want catgirl doujin
>bunch of replies
>doujin link gets posted
>thread dies
Based catgirl loving anons

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>>36990505
wat? we're only 127 replies in

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>>36990446
NOOOOO SENKO-CHAN HAS BEEN RUINED

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>>36990505
i mean i woulda answered hell no but i'm trying to be less negative sometimes

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>>36990501
Hey I got a fluffy cow

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>>36990501
Ha! My cow has wings and says I'll be sinning if I don't milk her for a thousand years

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>>36990501
>Piercings
If she didn't have those, she'd be perfect. But alas...

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>>36990501
my cow flys, breathes fire and has a fuckton of gold for some reason

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>>36987097
Common themes are cool tech and how easy it is to get a bf being contrasted with how shit everything else is

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Why are gremlins so cute?

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>>36990303
no one can beat the mofu

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>>36990501

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>>36990501
>cow prints
>lamia body
>dark elf upper body
Could you consider her a chimera?

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>>36990604
thank u fren

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>>36987097
They probably write super convenient mangas about summoning monster girl lovers from another world that finds them all cool and beautiful
>I’m a 1.200 years old single elf and summoned a human that treats me like his little sister?!

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Hug the cow. Do it know.

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>>36990650
Unless I go from behind I'll only be hugging her bust.

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>>36990650
but I am going to be smothered by her tits if I do

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>>36990373
Yeah if you count that one, but there may be more I haven't seen. There's not much art of her in general

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>>36990684
I'm allergic to fish, so...

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>>36990684
>no tribal cat with a language barrier to rescue you from shipwreck and romance you with body language

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>>36989289
as many as are concenting to a harem, i suppose

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>>36989984
>falling for her slut spiel
>Not rejecting her
>Not telling her you have a wonderful wife waiting for you at home
>Not teasing her about how some street ho could never compete with her
>Not putting an arm around her shoulders and ask if she wants to meet her
>Not picking her up bridal style and jokingly tease her about how someone could mistake the two of you as a couple

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>>36990823
>cow that milks herself
name a sadder story

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>>36990834
>Telling your slut wife that she is a good girl his wife may conciser having some fun the three of them
>Slut wife breaking character and saying she would never share him with anybody

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>>36990862
the old boomer chesh vs the new clown

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>>36990862
She's clearly looking at you and tempting you

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[Anonymous No.]

Ded

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oh dear

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>>36991020

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>>36990873
a smug clown being beaten at their own game is funny

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>>36990862
Mofu fluffing her own tail

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>>36991046
thank you, KC, for creating a jester not long after my realisation that I REALLY like jesters

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>>36991046
my wiener is in danger

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>>36986784

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>>36991046
>Bogie wife always throws a pie to your face before raping (You)
>eventually this causes a pavlov effect thay makes (You) cum whenever you see or smell a pie.

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>>36991046
I want them to hold me so badly. I want their giant hands to grab, hold and choke every part of me, I want to be pudding in their hands. I want them to mold me however they please, I want to disolve into a amorphous mass of malleable comfort

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>>36991046
>tfw ywn have a bogey momster and bogie auntser

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>>36986845
Excellent work Anon!!

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>>36991125
that show sucked

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>>36986784

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>>36990604
Big improvement.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ᵐᵒⁿᵏᵉʸ ᵇᵃˡˡ

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>>36991110
What type of pie? What flavor makes you cum?

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>>36991110
Pavlova effect

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>>36991200
monke clown

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>>36991046
>tfw they are a 2 for 1 special

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Remember, the secret to raising a well behaved and family oriented Dhampir daughter is to start giving her your blood at an early age.

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>>36991297
you might end up with some chuuni edgelord instead. i don't think it's worth the risk

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>>36991205
pie flavor

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>>36991297
That's stupid, just give her a pizza and tell her the red stuff is blood

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>>36991419
Normal tomato juice is more convincing.

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>>36991205
Cream.

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>>36991205
monster enegry flaovred

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>>36986784

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You know what they say, when life gives you shortstacked horny gals, grab them by the horns

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>>36991574
those damn tanukis gotta stop pumping radioactive waste into the rivers

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>>36989785
Looks like there's been a driveby fruiting.

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>>36991577
when life gives you monsters make monster maids

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>>36991583
It doesn't mutate the fish, it just turns the mucus toads into muff munchers

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>>36991613
damn thats one cool looking toad

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>>36991328
Would chunni edgelord Dhampirs be all fluffy and pink and cute?

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I am once again craving a chubby fluffy hellhound gf

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>>36991619
>wears goth lolita outfits
>sings the magical girl theme songs while fighting
>does the poses even
10/10 would bully those dorks

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! What horrible new happening is the MGC News Network reporting on now?

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>>36991673
>There is a rise of 690 % in reported clown rapes
>Cheshires are being placed in nursing homes at an alarming rate, many more became cringe
>Pie sales are through the roof
>Local tanukis now look like clowns
>A bunch of monsters are acting strangely in that old abandoned amusement park

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>>36991619
Chunni Dhampir refuses to use swords and instead dresses like a cowboy and insist on getting a horse/pony inside the castle

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>>36991673
Younger generation of dragons that realize being haughty, pedantic, greedy bitches drives most men away. They instead emulate the ditzy, bubbly, friendly nature of wurms while not being dumb as a rock and are having much more success than the old school hag dragons. Hag dragons, who like to be renamed to "True Dragons" decry these youngsters as sluts and a shame upon their race.

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>>36991731
i do think some dragons would be drawn to momonikas sabbath because they embrace the vanity of flashing accessorizing, jewlery and fashion

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>>36991731
>not the old school hag dragons doing it, wearing clothes that are too small for them, and larping as young 200 year olds when they are actually 20000 years old

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Being a delivery boy in MGC must be weird

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>>36991731
>>36991770
I like the hag dragons!

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>>36991704
>>Cheshires are being placed in nursing homes at an alarming rate, many more became cringe
noooo

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I wonder if Zipangu has some sort of reverse perverted moments in doujins like dragons tripping on humans and coincidentally forcing them to suck their nipples

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>>36991731
>Young dragon backed into a corner by fellow students after pretending to be a dummy while getting the highest scores out of everyone in the class
>I guess I was just lucky, she says sixth year in a row

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>>36991782
>tfw you have to climb fucking mountains, run across the desert, jump over huge canyons to get some hag dragon her copy of "Prince rape 69: The runaway and the bigtop tip

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>>36991761
>lolidragon wearing nothing but jewelry while being bred senseless
As an added bonus, reminder that momonika is only true lolis

[Anonymous No.]

Befriend Lamias.

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We have to take down the stereotype that humans will do anything a monster wants if he receives headpats!

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Are alps gay, yay or nay?

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>>36991838
I can't change my nature, I'm a headpat slut. as long as the monster sits me in her lap and gives me one, she can do whatever she wants to me

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>>36991861
call em what you want but i'm not touching them

[Anonymous No.]

Is being screwed to death because of uncontrollable lust against the MGE universe? Trying to stay faithful in my work...

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>>36991828
More of her?

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>>36991861
I don't care as long as the ass is fat

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>>36991887
MGE does not have bad endings for good or redeemable people.

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>Oh yes, Miss Kiki, please lick me all over
>Taste me, slosh me around your mouth
>Coat me with your erotic saliva
>Oh your tongue feels so good!!
>Your breath smells so good!!!
>I'm about to cum! Swallow me now please!!
>OH YES! I'm sliding down your throat! YES YES!
>Ohh sweet, dear Miss Kiki, your stomach is so comforting
>It's so warm and it's massaging me all over and kneading at my muscles oh so gently
>Take me away Miss Kiki forever; I'm yours forever

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>>36991887
100% against MGE

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>>36991887
Never heard of that, but if you're very unhealthy, long durations of high intensity exercise can really tax your body. Perhaps a heart attack?

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>>36991887
death is fairly ephemeral so it can work in narrow circumstances.

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>>36991861
Alping happens to make them not gay.
>>36991887
The closest thing I think is acceptable is becoming an undead incubus from fucking your undead wife.

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>>36991887
Yes. Being harmed/dying during sex is impossible in MGE and they wouldn't want to do it anyway.
Maybe unless the guy turns into an undead incubus in the process.

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>>36991887
Yes, unless it's in a joking exaggeration. I'd imagine the closest monster that'd come close to fucking a man to death would be a hoard of zombies as they'd all want a turn and are to dumb to know when to stop to let anon rest but I'd imagine he'd pass out before death and just a bunch of sad zombies would be rubbing up against his flaccid dick

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>>36991861
Very gay.

Once a man, always a man. Words to live by right there.

That said, I'd bully one relentlessly if she was interested in me. I'd bro down with one, but I won't fuck one. In the unfortunate scenario that I get pounced on by one, and I have no hope of resisting; I'm gonna bully her and call her a flamming faggot and other derogatory words every time she touches my dick
>But doesn't that make you gay, Anon?
>If I'm a man, then you're gay for fucking a man!
"It's not gay to fuck a mouth or an ass, faggot"
"Now shut the fuck up and suck my dick, faggot bitch. And make it snappy!"
"The game starts in 10 minutes, and we don't wanna miss kickoff."

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>>36991901
>>36991914
>>36991918
>>36991926
>>36991932
>>36991942
>>36991953
Thanks a ton for the responses

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>>36991861
It is only gay if your balls touch and they don't have any balls so...

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[Anonymous No.]

What happens when the big mean rapist monstergirl claims he husband, only to find out after the rape marriage that the new in-laws are a mess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784

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>>36992016
Wouldn't it depend on what kind of mess they are?

[Anonymous No.]

Come one come all!

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>>36992016
Define "a mess". Protecting her husband from them if they're abusive, or helping them get their shit together if they're not mean to her husband but their marriage is on the rocks.

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>>36992041
>Spiteful
huh?

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>>36992041
>diet: wild animals
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992050
>>36992028
Like, some family members are extremely demanding on the husband, some are dysfunctional/mentally unstable and cause the husband a ton of stress, others are abusive or manipulative, etc

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>>36992067
you can't seperate evil from clowns

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>>36992078
Clowns are predators

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>>36992078
I assume that's the same as us, like she'd eat a roast beef or whatever the demon realm equivalent is.

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>>36992041
Bogies doing charity performances at children's hospitals!

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>>36992067
Definition: Showing or caused by malice.

Bogies have a close relationship with negative behavior, a desire to punish and correct it in a way that inspires fear and arousal. I'd say to some degree that shows a spiteful nature, even if the spite is directed in a positive way.

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>>36992041
>funner
I'm getting upset

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>>36992067
In earlier profiles it was translated as just "mean".
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992110
>she keeps looking you in the eye and silently pointing at you when no ones watching

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>>36992078
what the hell do you think meat is anon?

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>>36992078
She's still an ogre anon, they love meat.

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>>36992129
Domesticated animals. Do you know what a cow is? It's not a wild animal.

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>>36992041
fuck, they are perfect for me. On a side note, do you think that they use that long ass crook to pull men into the darkness when men are being naughty

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>>36992142
you have seen it used in other profiles, correct? you don't have to take the most literal interpretation.

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>>36992120
>you swear to everyone that she visited you last night, but none of your neighbors, seperated only by hospital curtains, heard a thing

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>>36992118
Grammar is not a bogie's strong suit, plus she's talking down to a misbehaving "child" and using baby talk. Note the use of "I'm gonna eatcha."

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>>36992149
a what/?

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>>36992155
I don't think that there are multiple interpretations of "wild animals"

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>>36992041
Damn, I just now noticed her hair is split in color to match her mask. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992041
I'm gonna be bad, lads.

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>>36992142
People eat wild deer, boars, etc. too.

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>>36992142
>Domesticated animals.
venison dont come from that

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>>36992159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53VUs8dlUt4&ab_channel=reactionchain

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>>36992142
Domesticated animals would be part of the "etc." Point is, a bogie is quite capable of hunting down food and she may even prefer such prey.

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>>36992167
it is a subset of carnivorous, much as other meat.

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>>36992189
nice I'd be able to go hunting with her.

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>>36992184
you said crook not hook

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992189
>she pulls a string of napkins from her sleeve to dab away the fresh blood coating her face

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>>36992228
sorry, got them missed up in my head

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>>36992206
>she follows you while playing a trombone
>you finally manage to sneak up on a deer
>you shoot your arrow
>hits the deer
>the deer explodes into candy
>the deer was a pinata

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>>36992228
a shepherds crook is a thing.

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>>36992247
this is wonderland all over again

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>>36992247
reminds me of the way they'd died in viva pinata

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>>36992142
What do you call it when you cook and eat the flesh of wild animals then?

[Anonymous No.]

>people are arguing about meat
IS THIS THE POWER OF THE CLOWN?

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>>36986941
>>36986969
This reminds me of that nutjob that got killed by bears. Motherfucker would 'hang out' with them for an entire season. Just walking the fuck around and talking to them. He lasted 13 seasons iirc. Tim something or other. His girlfriend came along on the last visit. She lasted six minutes longer than he did, and tried to fight them off of him. Bears ain't no joke.

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>>36990431
kid of short , but thanks

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>>36992041
>devoted
Ah yes, I know exactly what to do now

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>>36986784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

Ever since KC release the clown girl this song lives rent free in my fucking head because it's the exact kind of villainous song I'd expect her to sing.

[Anonymous No.]

Ass.

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>>36991861
No. Their entire biology is that of a woman.

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>>36992041
Dark Elf clowns wtf.

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>>36992368
my policy is if at any point in the past it had a dick I consider it a man like saber

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>>36992378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzWsLaolyLw

[Anonymous No.]

Are the extremist in the wrong?

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>>36992389
to be honest the first song that pops into my head seeing her is the sonic 3 carnival night theme and then i think of the endless frustration from that fucking barrel.

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>>36992378
For the REALLY bad boys.

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>>36992415
their only crime is loving too much

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>>36992228
The tool is a crook.

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>>36992415
If spreading love and monster girls is wrong I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

Go ahead, stare into the abyss and start masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992464
Sometimes you cum into the abyss, sometimes it cums back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992415
The extremist faction of mamano are the only mamano living in accordance to the law of the demonlord and god.

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>>36992464

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>>36991861
nay, I guess their bodies turn completely into a womans one.
I also think once having a womans body the hormones(if thats how it work in MG setting) will completely turn their minds into a womans one too in some time.

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>>36992515
I absolutely guarantee to you that 90% of the waifufags here are gonna alp. Many of them, the popular, well-known waifufags that have lots of fanart of their "waifus". If only you knew what gets posted in the secret discord group

[Anonymous No.]

Setouchi ushi is cute. Makes me feel bad they gave him such shit girls in mgq

[Anonymous No.]

>monsters that get thiccer after they start living with you

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>>36992537
the guy is really into b horror films im sure he didn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

You were the meat all along.

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>>36992041
>Even when you're a good person, their personality is best described as malicious compliance
So you have to be a tsundere to get her to do what you actually want?

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>>36992589
thats a big dog

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>>36992078
>bring home some ground beef for bogie waifu
>she gives you the creepiest glare ever
>EntryOfTheGladiators.flac
>yo where the fuck is that music coming from?
>she Pennywise dances at you while yelling for wild meat
>aw nah you got served by the clownfu
>you run away with your shame boner at full mast
>go sob and eat raw ground beef in an alleyway
>because you got served so fucking hard
>still have shame boner
>decide to reclaim your honor by getting some wild meat and sick moves to serve your clown waifu
>start your manly training montage
>get filled with confidence as you prepare
>the song begins to play in your head
>fuck yes, time for them gains y'all
>the song is EntryOfTheGladiators.flac
>the music will not stop
>motherfucker
Clown niggas, not even once.

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>>36992549
P'orcers for sure. But only if they're defeated. They go from agile, fit bandits that raid towns and villages to voluptuous, breeding sows that serve their master. The ones that aren't defeated remain as agile, fit bandits. Of course, a p'orcer's slave or master will influence her bodily appearance if it contradicts with this default.

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>>36992549
Even bigger after multiple pregnancies.

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>>36992622
So they go from noble warriors to Oikin' PIGGIES

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>>36992041
Hang on aren't magical girl heroes supposed to defeat the villain men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36991861
Yay, if they fuck women.
>>36992419
Same.

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>>36992532
Why would they alp

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Wouldn't it be a terrible if a h'orc bully kept constantly showing your face into her breasts, armpits, ass and pussy to smell them?
Being constantly pinned against a wall with her body until you almost suffocate.
She makes fun of you for smelling like her pussy.
Drags you into the showers and forces you to wash her.

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>>36992685
>>36992685
>Yay, if they fuck women.
thats kind of hot

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>>36992532
Here we go again. It didn't work last time and it's not going to work now, just drop it anon.

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>>36992549
god I love methonium girls, they all got the fat in right amount and places.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be the young and dumb adventurer that every monster knows for his stupid and reckless antics by day, and be the dirtiest, perverted, and sluttiest manwhore that fucks old meaty monsters and fatty monsters as well by night

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992389
Nice.
>>36992421
No one is THAT bad. Just making the comparison since Bogie sex-punishes men into compliance. She's like a Dark Elf that uses fear and shame inducing clown powers. Which is so fucking worse.

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>>36992549
Put them on the treadmill! No more pizzas!

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>>36992305
Oh yeah Grizzly Man, he was a dumb hippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992532
>Spoiler
Fuck off faggot with your drama stirring bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992703
Yes it really is.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36992703
>Newly transformed alp getting Yuri'd by a monster girl before anon fucks them both

[Anonymous No.]

I l-love doing cardio with my wife! It keeps me in shape help and lets us bond! Yeah, hahaha...

[Anonymous No.]

Concerning alps. Think about it like this.

Think of a guy, can be celebrity, a sportsball player, your best friend, whoever. For my example, I'll use Tom Brady, a football player. Now you have your waifu. She's pretty, feminine. She checks all the boxes for a perfect specimen to breed, to kiss, to cuddle. One day through crazy magic, your waifu's mouth is forever swapped for Tom Brady's mouth. She still has the same voice, but the tongue, teeth, gums, etc. are all his. Would you kiss her? No. Because you're kissing a man's mouth.

The same is true for an alp. That's a man's mouth. Yes, she's feminine, she sounds female, she's got perfect everything. But she's got a man's mouth. Would you kiss that mouth? Only if you're gay.

This is my hesitation with alps. I just can't get past the formerly male part.
I wish alps well, but I want no part of it.

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MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM

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Possibly one of the biggest disconnects between the western and eastern MGE fanbases (aside from the grimdark interpretations) is that the eastern fans very openly love the TG fetish stuff. KC himself loves it openly on his private twitter.

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>>36992889
Forgive my dumb, what is TG fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992894
Gender Bender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992898
That's TS dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992889
Japs also love NTR, why should I care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992909
I have never in my life heard of someone using TS

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>>36992870
>men can transform into women with tiny shoulder wings and fly
>but their mouths stay in Tom Brady mode
I'm glad to see you admit your autism, anon.

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>>36992889
Probably the bigger disconnect is the fact that western mge fans seem to love greenworm for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992881
You have to eat the waffle too.

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>>36992814
What happened to her horn?

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>>36992889
I'll take vorefags over gender bender fetish fags anyday

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>>36992940
That's fucking garbage taste.

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>>36992779
The dumbest hippie possible. I don't even think he was using drugs. He was high on bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992940
Ewww.

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>>36992940
just say no to both, dog

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>>36992949
Mildly gross or the turbo gay. Sorry, but I pick the former. Far less destructive to communities and fanbases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992940
>bringing up vore for absolutely no reason
Fuck off vorenigger, everyone knows what you're trying to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992889
Probably because it attracts political cancer in the west and nobody gives a shit in the east.
>>36992922
Why, do they hate them in Japan?

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>>36992940
Eat yourself.

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>>36992953
I mean he brought his girlfriend to them in the middle of breeding seasons so yeah he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992889
Because both sides like it for different reasons. Just like furry/anthro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992978
They just don't care

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>>36992651
Naughty people cover a lot more than just villains anon. There's enough to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her eat you?

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>>36992306
Turns out there are 6+ volumes

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>>36992922
Aside from the greenworm stuff mostly being one person, the idea of a monster girl being more popular with one group than another is hardly a disconnect. That's just normal.

>>36992973
What complete bullshit, go fuck yourself vorefag.

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>>36992973
>Far less destructive to communities and fanbases.
If there's vore, the community/fanbase has already gone downhill farther than with the gay shit, and likely passed it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992931
I guess she broke it in the battle and became a housewife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993019
No she looks scary

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>>36992909
hey anon, theres no need for insults here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993030
MGE has a large collection of vore pics. What say you now?

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>>36992988
Dubs must be true, bringing the girlfriend is the best proof. Also suicide by bear is a fucking terrible idea. They had to kill the bear that ate them. The guy could've just wandered off by his lonesome and capped himself if he wanted to feed himself to a bear. No witnesses, Carmen style. The girlfriend was a real champ though, wasted on his dumbass.

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>>36992940
garbage take

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>>36990431
>Sounds like I have to check those out
i dunno, girls bravo holds a special place to me being the first anime i got into and the fact that i still fap to kirie nearly twenty years later, but it probably hasn't aged well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992992
>Just like furry/anthro
I know that you mean. I just want to dick hot 2D ladies no matter how they look like but the west had to ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993036
What if you ate her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993031
Dance offs are getting too serious, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993040
most of it is requested by a poster called figlit who spams drawthreads 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993040
That they're worse than MGE pictures with gay shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992919
they sometimes use it as a label for for gender bender stories
https://files.catbox.moe/wgzd9v.PNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993064
>It's just one person I swear
I doubt it. And I've been here for a few years now and never heard of this fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993062
Even scarier

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992919
Transformation, I think. If that includes turning into a fucking slime then sex flips should be included. Unless you're a provincial autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993097
It's not too late to get the fuck out, and never come back!

[Anonymous No.]

You woke up late and had to take the hag subway to MGC school with your succ neighbor friend but she makes you magically cum. Those hags can SMELL it and are already drooling. How do you solve this conundrum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993103
>"mommy it tingles i dont understand"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993109
I'm here to stay, bud. For better or for worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up about this shit, and kiss some clown ass
https://imgur.com/a/IA1eUZY

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993118
hide my dick inside of succ friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993118
fuck the hags and do my duty and get them pregnant as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993118
Kick the succubus in the face and improvise a hag beating stick to keep myself safe. I'm not getting raped on a god damn train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993130
>no gay or vore
Haha what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993136
>Doing exactly what she wants
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993019
I don't taste very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993118
get a friendly slime to help clean me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992923
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992287
my point is that it's a bit weird that such an "urban" and "civilized" designed creature is out spearing squirrels and wild boars for food

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993118
Rub dick on neighbor's face to establish dominance. Do the duckman dance. And then everyone claps like in my chinese animes.

[Anonymous No.]

36993152
why would you want that, All I want is to see this stupid argument to stop, also wanted to show some clown ass I drew

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993097
If you've been here long enough you might know him better by the name shigydigy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992287
im vegan

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993149
>>36993161
Congrats, you will arrive late to school. The school staff will likely rape you for that, your momster will be informed and you will receive reeducational rape for that. Hope you don't think they will take the dumb excuse that your neighbor used magic to make you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you more into the monstrous monster girls or the vanilla ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993160
Manticores have a penchant for stinky, pathetic virgin. I think you will taste good to her. So much so that all you'll see for days is the interior of a tailpussy latched onto your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993171
Anon places in first world countries hunt boars by the hundred and eat them because of how destructive they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993171
civilized?
shes got freaking blood dripping off her claws,
she may not even cook wild animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992651
"Selfish and misbehaving" can mean many things when defined by a monster who sees everyone else as children

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993179
>more rape
how is that bad in any way? I'll be doing more often then

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993173
Chillax anon. Twas a joke
Step back, grab a drink, and take a deep breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993179
it's dull to have the same outcome every time

[Anonymous No.]

brane fried by hors pusy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993210
Boobs not big enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993118
>neighborhood friend
you mean the hag that larps that's she 17 but is actually 17000?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993175
Five years, and I've never heard that name either. Sounds like your pulling random names out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993226
I mean, I say that about many monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993243
>tfw ywn be covered in different colored lipstick marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993254
Yeah but for me one of the selling points of centaurs is that they have HUGE boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993227
Anon, that isn't a kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993227
>Thou art now betroth'd by mine finger, senpai! The scribes of Cosmopolitan deceived me not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_wUT1CvWM

WELCOME TO TEXAS, GENTLEMEN. I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF OUR SUCCESS ARE SLIM. SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS VEGANS. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL USE MY GIFTS TO ENSURE THESE BOARS ARE GIVEN UNTO VALHALLA. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN FAME AND FORTUNE, FOR THE FATE OF OUR GREAT REPUBLIC IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN. NOW COME. FOLLOW ME. STRIKE DOWN THE PORCINE HORDES THAT RISE AGAINST US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993266
>implying only kitsunes larps as jks when they are really hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993183
it's pretty wild how quick domestic pigs go feral

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993273
Please fuck off and never post again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993298

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 100% into that mask, but the clown thing is just a "why?" to me
like she's hot but I'd be too distracted and annoyed by the getup to be turned on

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993293
>Capturing and domesticating "feral pigs" aka p'orcers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993243
they look like they would break me if I dont reach their expectations

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993315
How many times does KC have to say "the profile isn't how they all act/look" until you dummies get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993322
still waiting on that OL bogie

[Anonymous No.]

Believe it or not, hellhounds aren't actually violent and aggressive by nature. They are born tame and friendly like kobolds, but the relentless cheshire bullying turns them into the angry dogs we see today. Monster girl biologists theorize that, with the introduction of bogies rendering cheshires obsolete and cringe, we may see hellhounds return to their normal dispositions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993228
>Five years, and I've never heard that name either.
Then you're either a casual lurker or lying. He trolled this place with ntr and vore stories in 2017/2018. He's a known begger on /d/, /b/, /h/ and countless other boards who drops multiple mge requests per thread and spams them for years in some cases until he gets them, he then complains they're not fappable because he didn't get a full color masterpiece from a free pity sketch.
All those suspicious close ups of monster girls with open mouths? His requests. All the Baphomet vore in the containment archive? Also his. Jabberwock vore memes? You guessed it, him.

Proof him and shigy are the same person: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/7544565/#7555319
Proof of him being the jabberwock vorefag from one of the rare times he commissioned:
https://www.deviantart.com/vaderaz/art/Beware-the-Jabberwock-my-sweet-798712240
>And another commission for Figlit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993194
>>36993206
Reeducational rape gets progressively more humiliating with repeated offenses, and the school needs filmed proof the punitive measures were applied. It may start as just a handjob -> handjob on her lap naked -> nursing handjob -> creampie forced to suck momster's tits -> all of the above sequentially by your teachers in front of the class.
If you keep getting late after all that, then you clearly aren't ready for the responsibilities of this grade, will be sent back a year and lose the right to go to school alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993331
OL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993344
office lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993315
>Bogie proceeds to strip until she's only wearing the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993337
That's impressive detective work, thanks for putting a name to the shitposter I despise anon. His forced memes are obnoxious as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993320
If you ask nice they may train you until you reach their expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993344
Office Lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993349
oh yeah tyhat'

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993338
Well, seems like I am dropping out of school

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993331
>still
It's been three days, patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993337
Yeah, admittedly I don't post here much, but I've still been here for a long time to have a good idea of most folks that post here. And I've never heard of him until now.

>Stalker-tier sleuthing
Not sure if I should be impressed or creeped out. I'm leaning towards the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be complete virgin
>But an absolute money slut
>Sign up for UnicornxVirgin porno
>Meet costar who is equally as shy and nervous
>We ask about scenes but tanuki director tells us to go wild
>We decide to begin by kissing
>Awkwardly press our lips together
>Try to be a bit more forceful and French her
>But she breathes in her own spit coughing and sputtering
>Ask director if she wants to reshoot but she says no
>We try for a blowjob scene next but after she scrapes her teeth along my shaft we quickly move on
>Sex scene
>Too embarrassed to look down as I penetrate her
>This has the issue of me not being line up right and my dick just frotting against her
>Think I found the hole and just jam it in
>I stuck it in her ass
>And cum instantly
>Whole thing gets posted online
>When you search either of our names it's the first thing to show up
>Get tons of offers from prospective directors wishing to capture that virgin magic
>At least I got paid well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993359
>she doesn't know how to use the computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993359
>>36993349
speaking of, should i watch that one lolibaba ol anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993367
my greed is boundless

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993382
then sate it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993315
Clowns are nothing, when is KC gonna do a monstergirl for tile lovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993368
>Yeah, admittedly I don't post here much
So shut the fuck up, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993376
Gotta be more specific. The only office lady anime I can imagine is New Game

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993337
>>36993337
His Twitter is @real_figlit if you wanna fuck with him.

We should

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993368
got to love the passive aggressiveness about being wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993420
My Senpai is Annoying is the english title, the one with the tiny office lady liking that giant muscle dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993337
>He's a known begger on /d/, /b/, /h/ and countless other boards who drops multiple mge requests per thread and spams them for years in some cases until he gets them, he then complains they're not fappable because he didn't get a full color masterpiece from a free pity sketch.
90% of all drawthreads consist of the same requests that get posted once per thread for months if not years on end. I don't see how that makes him special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993400
>he doesn't know about golems

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993426
Okay, I'll admit when I am wrong. There's no shame in being wrong. No one is correct all the time. Only shame is not admitting it when you are.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993368
>Not sure if I should be impressed or creeped out. I'm leaning towards the latter.
I'm just an autist who lurks a lot of boards.
>>36993423
I'd advise against raiding. He's a faggot but that's too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993273
>return home to clowfu with slaughtered boar
>the wildest of meats
>the Texans even taught you to line dance
>with your new skills your clownfu gets served and f'd in the b
>honkjaculate so loud everyone on the block can hear it
>random confetti fills the air as your honor is restored
>clownfu is so happy she wants to show you off to her parents
>got to visit them in her native habitat
>habitat:unclear
>wtf why is everything here so blurry?
>accidentally fumble a seltzer bottle across the dinner table
>it shatters into a kaleidoscope of fizz and shame
>even with the continuous foggy blur of the surroundings you can tell everyone is glaring at you
>fuck it, as long as you and clowfu are fine the world can burn
>uh oh clowfu is glaring at you
>PennywiseDance.gif
>oh shit her moves are too strong
>you try to line dance at her but there are too many banana peels
>get served again
>chew banana peels and cry in the blurry fucking alleyway in the unclear fucking habitat
This is bullshit. Nigga why are clowns. Fucking why.

[Anonymous No.]

her boobs are shaped like eggplants. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993439
That you, Figlit?

[Anonymous No.]

does bogie love puns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993439
I swear drawthreads get either people who post one idea and never bother with it again or you get the autists who spam every thread with their shitty vore requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993448
Why are you visiting those same boards, anon?
Perhaps... similar interest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993450
This is a terrible post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993466
i remember there is a guy on /b/ that has begged for dourmouse vore for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993468
Then do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993467
>notice pattern
>dig through other boards to find other instance of pattern
>go through twitter to find more instances of pattern
>anon is so retarded he thinks this is a hard thing to do
We gonna forget people connecting the dots with /tg/fags who would falseflag here and retards would act like you're crazy for noticing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993466
Better are the ones that post the same idea over and over again. At least with them, you know you're gonna make someone's day. Yeah, there's the turd that's picky on a rare occasion, but that's few and far between. The fart in the wind requests often come with no thanks or appreciation. I avoid those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993489
Uh huh. Keep deflecting, Pervert Boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993467
I visit /d/ for monster girls and sometimes make a vanilla request in the drawthreads on rare occasion. Believe it or not, monster girl threads over there tend to be vanilla only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993507
>avatarfagging now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993477
He got it too, and it was a fully colored, lined comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993477
It was baphomet frog vore, unless he did dormouse in the past as well
>>36993493
>tfw I hate being annoying and just stop posting my requests after 2 threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993528
They are because anything more monstrous than a succubus can be removed arbitrarily on /h/ and /e/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993529

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993528
It's okay, Pervert Boy! I TOTALLY believe you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993468
>got served by clowns
Many such cases, very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993545
Baphomet frog vore
Dormouse snake vore

Both fulfilled as lengthy, multi-page comics that were lined and full shaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be picked up a dark mage that looks like this after you were homeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993578
WHERE DARK MAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993180
vanilla ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993578
>>36993581
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993477
>>36993545
>>36993566
No links. Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993587
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993593
in due time anon, in due time

[Anonymous No.]

Enough shitposting. Post smoking haughty hag monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993587
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88762811
The others can be found with some exploration

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993616
don't have smokers, got hags tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992889
i thought the biggest disconnect was ntr,
i mean its damn near universally hated in the west to the point that cuck replaced fag as an insult,
and on the other hand , i always have to enter -netorare anytime i search for doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993630
Anon reread the post

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993616
>some ancient hag from the mesozoic era sidles up next to you and chain-smoking a pack of marlboros
This is why single hags should stay single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993646
>she's been single for that long
damn, does it even work down there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993664
Probably have to clean out the dust and cobwebs at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993616
I can't disassociate tobacco from literally cancer-inducing disgusting stench, even if monster tobacco smells pretty and makes you healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993669
>so old that when she cums, she cums dust the first couple of times

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993646
>>36993664
>>36993669
>>36993688
You're getting the oldest, wrinkliest, most boomer fucking hags that exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop making fun of hag monsters, they were just so busy for the first 10,000 years and now that they're so old they feel like they don't deserve such a young man

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993707
And?
>>36993719
nah, it's the job of the young to make fun and loving tease them for being such virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993719
Busy flicking their beans to Zipangese doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993719
Sorry, couldn't hear you over fucking my monsterized childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

more like lewd bas reliefs, wood etchings and stone sculptures (non gargoyle)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992415
No, they are completely and utterly based. If I have the choice, I'd prefer an extremist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993727
>>36993757
frig

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993757
>>tfw those painting, stautes, and tapestries you found while snooping around some old hags estate oddly look just like you for some reason even down to the dong and this lady has been alive since the stone age

[Anonymous No.]

Need to get incubised and meet a big tiddy angel who is keen to punish me for my sins (Via rape, obviously)

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34408039

Dark mage neighbor story for Anon is finished. Enjoy! Also thanks for the support so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986845
>elh
i thought you left because "4chin was too toxic?"

[Anonymous No.]

Post underrated girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993664
>damn, does it even work down there?
not as well for me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993630
>near universally hated in the wes
What are you talking about? Western porn sites are nothing but blacked and cuckolding nowadays. Ironically the only western vanilla porn is stepbro incest

[Anonymous No.]

i want bogie to step on my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
I wonder what would a milf tentacle with more milfy proportions look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993816
They have nice clown shoes, for certain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
Always like to think of what she's dancing to

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
I wish I wasn't a poorfag or lacking drawing skills, or I would fix the lack of Gandharva lewds personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993584
Goodness
She can nurse me back to health

[Anonymous No.]

Post overrated girls

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
Nice digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993937
pic unrelated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993794
No. I left most every MGE-related Discord because they were cesspools. I also only check in here around new releases. Otherwise I'm on /tg/ and /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993948
no, baph r trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>36991887
Shattered pelvis is a joke until you have to spend a year and a half on a full cast on a hospital bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993955
so why do you have baph pics saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993967
N-no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993977
you even have picsc of my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994000
babby gote bad, beer gote good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994012
small gote can into beer
but can beer gote into small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994000
Trips. Guess anon will have to say why he has pics of sleepygoat squeezing one out...
>>36994012
Beer gote is very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994012
i cant get hard when im drunk'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994018
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994021
i dont have pics of sleepygoat squeezing one out

[Anonymous No.]

cute angel pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994040
Dubs disagrees, see >>36993977. Are you a gastrointestinal specialist or a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993841
If you marry two liliraunes do they keep their separate flowers or do they join into a giant one with 4 bodies inside?

[Anonymous No.]

goats suck, cows are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992622
What kind of retard wears underwear in the onsen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994059
i'm a pervert, im not into the other kind of stuf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994074
>cow print
>on the littlest mosquito bites

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994068
>two liliraunes fighting over whose flower anon will be sleeping in tonight
>"Ours is warmer!"
>"Ours is softer!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994074
Fair enough, that's cool. Gastrointestinal specialists are welcome too. Runrun looks to need some help 'getting the magic out'.

[Anonymous No.]

>throwing ripe bananas at the beegirlhive

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mess up an alp so bad.
>have your alp roommate spread eagle in front of you
>she's nervous, but is thinking 'what's the worse that could happen'
>flop you thick, foot-long incubus cock onto her stomach
>she turns pale, but the monster part of her brain is screaming at her to take every inch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
I know they aren't exactly unknown, but they are definitely underappreciated. Best girl, in my eyes, or at the very least top 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994098
she doesn't need help to "get the magic out", she's just getting ready for me to take her first kiss

[Anonymous No.]

why is there baphomet scat talk ITT
cut that out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994125
no point in caring anymore, this is the thread norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994125
its over as soon as baphs are involved. degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994117
Okay. She is an ahem mature woman iirc, so diet is important to consider. Did I remember the mature loli bit correctly?
>>36994125
That's what I honestly think every time I see that pic. Besides, there aren't a lot of Runya pics for those anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994125
We had unironic defense of vore and mega autists spamming their garbage earlier, this thread is full of faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994196
Fuck off you literal shit eating faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994097
See, that's why I think the giant flower is a better idea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994112
I've started to like them a lot lately, I blame >>36992464

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994210
No u.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994225
what about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994244
Dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994110
As long as you get her a better class of tie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994255

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994112
i don't want to be squidpants but it might be cool if it gives me the power to rearrange paladin-sans mind too.
such a conundrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994244
Where there's a whip there's a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994264
>horns
>tail
>dark elf
Something isn't right. Interrogation time.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat bats are meant to be bred

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994304
she is a cow dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994274
she wouldn't do it without your concent. remember, concent is really hot
she'd probably also make you want it anyway
no matter who you are, the mindflayer is technically the perfect partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994310
how does she fly?
can she carry people while she does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994310
Milfy bats are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994310
I want to bring my bat to the vampire ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994328
even if it's optional it's a big part of the species dynamic and to deny her that feels bad too.
so i'd default to kraken for all my tentacle needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994366
>so i'd default to kraken for all my tentacle needs
Or >>36993799

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799

[Anonymous No.]

I think I kind of really want to see Dolly Parton as a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994366
the fact that its a need for them is kind of part of the appeal to me? the idea that they would never harm you, but they need the squid thing, so they sort of gently lower you into it
that sounds cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994391
she's cute and nice but i'd need a rare one that's a bit more self confident

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994404
Seconded. The succs of the sea are wonderous

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
What counts as underrated?

[Anonymous No.]

is bogie the scariest looking of all kc's designs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994457
kind of? I want scarier, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992703
>Two alps in denial fuck each other to prove their heterosexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992829
>>36994465
or maybey you and your best bro like double teaming, he alps but you figure thats no reason to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994475
i enjoy the implication that alping isnt an over-time thing, it just happens in an instant
some guy double teaming a girl with his best friend and theres a sudden pop, a puff of smoke, and a fully-succ'd alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994488
he forgot to say "no homo"
happens all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>”fuck I’m so late coming home I gotta take the scary night subways”
>you stand across from this creature
>the train rocks and sends you across the car
>your hand brushes up against her thigh by accident
>film adheres to it
>she meekly starts apologizing
>you try so hard to pull it off that her meaty thighs that you get launched forward and your other hand sticks right onto her fat ass
>the other girls start smugly asking you when’s your wedding
>she looks right into your eyes and starts blushing as if begging for more
>it’s gonna be a long night

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994488
Sucks for the girl when the Alp hogs all the attention from the buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994541
Shoulda just walked home, everyone knows subways after dark are only for roachgirls and ne'er-do-wells

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992710
I love you for your ability to haul around literal tonnes like it's nothing, all with a genki smile, I think it's cute, and I bet ant sweat is absolutely loaded with pheromones, I wanna lick your abs.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994488
>>36994475
>"despite your point of view I can still thrill a girl or two"
>"but i'd rather get it on with you HA HA HA"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994541
bet you see similiar stuff with unagi joro a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994588
Due to the general lack of interest in ants you will now be antpiled by an entire colony. Please do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994541
>>36994575
>they don't dress and act like thre sleaziest manwhore to scare the virgin monsters
>They don't glare at the monsters that give them weird looks
Noobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36987194
What are the fetishes of a Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994633
tentacles, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994633
cooking, cleaning, serving, master being unaware of items he's using being a part of her as she barely maintains cohesion from the ectascy.
you know, normal stuff

[Anonymous No.]

How does summoning work in the MGE?
I wanna summon a Demon, an angel, or something from beyond the stars. How would I go about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994621
To be entirely honest to you, Ants don't really belong on my list and sort of hijack a higher place if you will, I think because of an association with my love for arachne, and my fascination with their industriousness.

Not my preferred end, but singlehandedly turning a humble hive into an under and overground Antlantis is not a bad end at all. They'll be the most feared heavy cavalry the world has ever seen, and the genkiest trench fighters, their smiles will etch fear into the souls of our enemies, while our hyperautist hivemind antmages will craft such magical wonders and mathematically precise spells that the archives of Antlantis will be sought after by all, creating an immense boom, really a global takeover in culture and high society, and by extension arts, except ant girls are wholesome and silly, so artists have a hard time putting on plays without the audience believing it, and rushing in to help the damsel in distress.

The most successful ones were adlibbed and chaotic, like that time the ant girls convinced an evil baphomet to stand down and become a glorious worker for the hive. the actress still sticks around, the pay is good and she has a nice apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994633
I bet they don't even do broomplay with their man. Why you would ever pick a sh*g over a superior kiki is a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994672
>Mastah doesn't realise his cum sock is secretly a shogsock

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994678
Leave it to the professionals, anon. Else you might wind up with a sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994633
Only the lewdest parts of the human body qualify as Shog bait: bones, joints, and such. Especially the hands. Inflexible and dominant one moment, bendy and flexible the next. Always touching things and fiddling around using tools. Dirty dirty hands. For the most depraved of Shogs, there is the option of Mastah using the force of gravity to aid him in his filthy perversion. Walking on floors and stairs. Wiggling toes as he does so, even though it isn't necessary for locomotion. But there are always vanilla type Shogs. Those satisfied with how Mastah is constantly releasing skin flakes and dander like the slutty eukaryote he is. Constantly marking everything around him and making the lower prokaryotes service him by eating his leftovers. Or in other words, standard vanilla sexiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994695
>else
you sure thats a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget that Bogies tower over all men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994404
Thirded. The fact Nereids are so easily overlooked is a massive fucking crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994720
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994717
what an adorable protoplasm she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993950
>No. I left most every MGE-related Discord because they were cesspools.
Understatement of the fucking year, but good to see you're still alive. Khevra is still a chuuni nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994720
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994720
>tfw ywn get pulled up to a bogies height by the nape of your collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994633
Doing things for master
Doing things with master
Doing things to kiki

[Anonymous No.]

is the worst thing you've ever done enough to get bogies ire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994753
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994787
Based and maidpilled.

[Anonymous No.]

best monster girl for clothing entrapment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994837
ittan-momen

[Anonymous No.]

>kiki vs shog
>pharaoh vs anubis
>vamp vs dhamp
>angel vs demon
>normal elf vs dark elf
>unicorn vs bicorn
>valk vs dark valk
and then the husbands, secretly meeting up on friday nights for beer and pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994720
Most MGs tower over me because I’m only 5 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994633
Melting together with master like a pair of slugs until neither one of you knows where the boundary of your flesh or slime ends and your partner begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994855
Easily remedied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994717
shoggoths love humans and their little penis tipped hands and feet.
>captcha "majta"/mashta/mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993950
Dude you left Mono's server after abusing your janny powers and breaking your own "no politics" rule because you couldn't not ban people for telling you you're breaking the rules talking about George Floyd. Don't pretend you're not your own problem after convincing yourself, somehow, that every place you visit is a cesspit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994851
love the idea of this
the husbands in that town all have a group chat where they organise events for while their wives are going to war with eachother for the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994887
wow this guy seems like an asshole
now i know why ppl hate elh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994851
Angel vs Devil, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994887
Fuck off, dude. Not the place for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994919
Devils are flatties and therefore unworthy of an angel's attention. Demons are endowed enough to both threats and rivals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994925
True, but this also isn't the place for him either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994871
>Hairlet
What is this shit? How old is she? 2? A proper dwarven lass should have giant flowing locks down to her ankles, with braids as thick as her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994887
Fucking savage, people forgot elh originally left this place too due to being a drama queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994934
Who cares? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994926
Angels are also flatties and shorties like devils, so it makes more sense to pair them. Also KC said there are other types of angels and he would make more in the future and I bet that's the Demon's counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994926
>unworthy of an angel's attention
sounds like someone is scared of being bested by the better wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994939
a PROPER angel has sizeable resevoirs of holy energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994929
That is literally not your decision to make but go off, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994956
No wonder hindu finds cow are holy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994937
I care, I can't really care either way about a lot of people who just like what I don't like or who shitpost in loudly, but ELH tries his hardest to embed himself into communities and then dictate what is or isn't acceptable for the whole, complaining about how persecuted he is the entire way down. Never forget the flipped the table on the archives after he tried to enforce a tag system and not register stories that didn't follow it, then got replaced by a bot in like a week.

ELH I get that you've been run off of 4chan, Reddit, and now Discord so now you have nowhere ruin, but seriously, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994956
i seek divine punishment of this kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994956
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994925
>>36994937
>>36994960
Maybe if you didn't go "oh but everyone else is so toxic so I left" and pretend you didn't do anything wrong, people wouldn't be inclined to inform others about you being in fact full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994977
then say you been thinking about the sabbath to an angel of our milky lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994887
>>36994966
>>36994981
Imagine being this assmad that you invent rrats worse than anything the hololive threads come up with. That's not how anything went down. You've just progressively made it sound worse and worse with each retelling because you have a hateboner. Take your shit elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994837
Bogey because you're a needy boy that should be spoiled
Bogie because you're a naughty boy that should be humiliated
Wock because she's a massive pervert
Hellhound because no place allows for better protection than inside her clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994966
>Never forget the flipped the table on the archives after he tried to enforce a tag system and not register stories that didn't follow it
That actually wasn't even the reason, he pulled the plug a day after he was exposed for making up bullshit discord drama about some waifufags behind their backs.

Inb4 he claims that didn't happen so we have to find the thread on warosu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994984
ok even i wouldn't let such a heretical statement escape my lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994956
Demons have even larger reserves of demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994998
>>36994966
Post receipts or fuck off. Saying "oh it's in the archives dude totally trust me" makes you a gigantic derailing faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995002
not even in jest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995005
>>36994956
power is stored in the tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994998
Oh fuck right, he was trying to throw shit at Gazerfag right? Or am I confusing that with a different time? Also bro looks like you're gonna have to look through warosu, >>36995006

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad sinners. You thought some thousands of years of sex would be the end of it but following that, this is your future now.

[Anonymous No.]

>open thread
>see the word "politics"
>close thread
good bye...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995007
nope, that shits disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I need a maido for the house chores, which one is the best and would absolutely never try to get into my bed at night

[Anonymous No.]

Thats what dark mages tell the men they shotaify. They also tell them that they can reverse the spell by sucking their power out.
They can't, but having a man suck their tits so eagerly feels soooo good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995030
See ya, Anon. lets hope its better next time, eh? Stick to Demon realm politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994931
Those hips are fully grown. A proper dwarf woman keeps her locks short so as not to be a hazard during iron work, combat etc with the exception of her full glorious lady beard. Not all of us are fans of the pampered long haired nobility, anon. Would you prefer an elf, so she can sit in a tree and help your iron rust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995016
>cows are actually super powerful monsters
>only reason they don't blast you away is because they like you
scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995066
What if I want to experience the milk cannon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995074
hope you got spare clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994851
>bogie vs bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995074
call her flat

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when quality control was a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995090
Me neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995090
On the internet? On 4chan? That's a double no, compadre.

[Anonymous No.]

36994871
36995063
please fuck and go post elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995063
>ugly dyke short hair dwarves
this is actually blasphemy and making me mad. A true dwarven lass' hair fears no singing from any heat, those soft threads are still strong like steel, fear no blade. The mere suggestion that a dwarven lady's hair is a burden is a fucking grudge you faggot. It's a symbol of status, of bearing, of culture. And it has nothing to do with that spoiler you despicable degenerate.

fuckign dive head first down a mine shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995090
I don't have Waterworld saved, but I do have this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994986
You know if I were going to pretend to be someone else, ELH, I wouldn't use one of your other interests as a comparison to this one. But go off bro, I'm sure if you tell people they're mad some more that'll help your case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995006
>>36995023
Found the thread where it happened, that didn't take long.
>>/jp/thread/S18428702

[Anonymous No.]

Fallen God's angels won't punish you for masturbating but they are gonna expect you to ejaculate on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995118
Odd. For all the sins I committed in life, that was the one I got strapped to the rack for.
Don't worry I'll have a heavenly angel wife once she is done with my penance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995048
Maid B

[Anonymous No.]

>36995111
>Using /jp/ terms in a /jp/ thread is bad
Fucking Tourist

>36995116
All I see is faggots like you derailing a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995108
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995141
I'm not involved in the argument, but hololive threads are NOT /jp/. They do NOT belong on /jp/, nor do any vtubers. Vtubers are cancer. Disgusting 3dpd. Touhous are pure. /jp/ is and will remain a Touhou board, long after your vtuber scum gets old and worn.

Also why are you calling others tourists while incorrectly using the ">" symbol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994981
First off, I'm not ELH. Second off, having been in some of the Discords I can tell you that they do indeed have varying levels of 'cesspool' elements to them. I also said it was not for you to decide as an individual because it really isn't and I was also trying to get you to fuck off because this is not the goddamned thread to vent your autistic frustrations with somebody who you'll probably never fucking meet.

Like fuck man. He posts something from his AO3 and you stupid malding shitbags decide to scratch at old scabs rather than talk about monster girls because you're either just genuinely that bored or you want to start shit. Either way this is is the last ( You ) I'm giving you, random Anon on a Latvian Post-It Corkboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>36995141
>/jp/ terms
You mean /vt/ terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995138
that angel doesn't look very holy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995104
Keep sperging out, champ. Do it with your magical fireproof hair and make everyone in the forge laugh at your immolation. Clearly you should keep to the elf girls who couldn't forge a signature or writ of competence for your sad ass. You can brush the brambles out of their long impractical hair as they sit and mindlessly "culture" like yogurt. There's no shame in liking berry pickers, anon. But don't neglect basic safety or even the lazy forest dwelling elves will laugh at your cape wearing faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone calls a community a cesspool
>Said community proceeds to shit up threads and drag out drama from years and years ago
Like pottery. All you've done is once again prove that Discord should be a bannable offense

>>36995160
>being this new

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995181
gazer makes me feel happy when I look at her, is that normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995163
Wow ELH you sure showed me. Discords can be shit, and 9 times out of 10 they absolutely are, that's a non-argument here when what everyone's arguing for is him fucking off from this thread. If everyone's going to be easily aggravated, gatekeeping faggots, the least we can do is keep out someone who's been an active detriment to the community several times over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995163
Everyone knows discords are garbage, but a known dramashitter pretending he isn't one of the people contributing to discords he's in being garbage is just laughable.

Also never forgot when he rage deleted his archive blog he replaced it with a message throwing us under the bus, calling us "toxic" too as I recall. Toxic for exposing him for a shitposter and dramamachine lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995185
I didn't say "being this new" anywhere in my post, I believe you meant to reply to a different post.

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>>36986784

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995177
>tldr baldie seething
At least you're not posting tumblr abominations anymore gayboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995194
>>36995199
Fuck off faggots. You're the only dramawhores and people that need to be gatekept. This thread was fine until you decided to shit it up because you got called a name you didn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995201
You sure showed him, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a devil and an angel on my shoulder to help me with my everyday conundrums but instead of being fairy sized I want them to be Amazonian Onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995217
Because I said so.

[Anonymous No.]

time to jump ship

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have an old but great Kiki story.

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=the-hounds-at-our-heels

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995208
>long haired girly man concedes defeat
Glad to see you "raise the bar" with Baalbuddy. Also, way too tall to be a dwarf. Even MGE dwarves are practical when it comes to hair, limpwrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995193
It's normal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995284
>Baldie toddlercon with no taste
Kek. Absolutely typical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995284

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995284
Dwarfs should be like a fine lager or ale. Thick and full of flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995295
>kejouros are known for manual labor
>>36995293
>>36995319
Well then, give some example of better dwarfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995367
Sadly, actually good dwarf girls are a niche within a niche. Too many "lmao girlybeards!!" closetfags and fat tumblr dykes ruining it with abhorrent art.

Also, while there's already few pieces of decent art, there's even fewer places I know to look for it that's blueboard friendly.

Found this though, dwarf + long_hair seems like a decent place to start looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995367
Not them, but I like this design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995208
The fact you can say that while posting that artist is astounding. He came from tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995402
Every drawfag you like had a tumblr account. art on tumblr =/= tumblr art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995402
Didn't he get his start making shitpost art in /tg/ drawthreads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995394
>rotating gun + body length hair
I already know good dwarf girls are niche, but long hair on them is bullshit. Dwarf girls are machinists and smiths that don't sweat manual labor. That's part of the appeal. Long hair on a dwarf girl is like looking at a doctor with dirty hands.
>>36995399
That's cute, nice knockerman outfit. Also dubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995464
What the fuck do you have, a crew cut? Have you never heard of tying your hair back? I bet you're the type of homo to think long hair is just a target in a fight too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36994679
teletomancy has interesting applications with ant colonies and even things like sandworms.
plus if you need to scratch that arachne niche there's always ant arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995212
hey elh i thought you only came here occasionally you seem to be spending a lot of time here

[Anonymous No.]

The arts a little fucky on this one, but at least he went out of his way to not make it a goofy abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995477
Long hair is a chore to maintain when working in a forge or machine shop, not to mention daily life in such environments. Stop being an impractical faggot, you ankle length hair fetishist. There are occupations where shoulder length is the reasonable limit, even if can manage with tying your hair back. I bet you mother's fat cankles are a target in a fight, you ballslurper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995240
>tags: vanilla as icecream
Yes excellent

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate dwarfs now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995555
at least there's still draphs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995555
Shut the fuck up you greasy cunted, knife eared twat. I've got bigger corns in my shite than you have honor you beard cutting, limp wristed, tree worshipping goldilocks caitiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995563
the better option in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>36995568
now roleplaying /tg/ shit
FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR SHIT WITH YA

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995563
love em

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995525
I've seen worse, and want to violate the laws of physics with that knife.
>>36995555
>hating dwarfs instead of hating anons
Fucking wasted quads, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995539
>Hurr is impractical
It's the mark of a true craftswoman, the image of a buffstack with her giant tits restrained by a mere few bindings of cloth, with sweat glistening from an environment hot enough to melt lesser steels, her crimson red hair braided loosely behind her, almost floating on the super-heated updrafts as she swings a hammer near half her size onto a sheet of blisteringly hot metal is about as heroic as it is arousing.

Now imagine an absolute hairlet instead, and it becomes as comedic as it is disappointing.
>NOOOO you can't just have long hair and braid it neatly back! It'll uh... jump forwards onto the anvil and you'll hit it with the hammer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995563
Gotta love how Japan made the males Bulk Vanderhuge for manual labor and the females have the widest fucking hips and biggest fucking chests. Literally built for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995592
now I just hate them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995568
Stop with your /tg/ roleplay, it doesn't belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995563
The breast girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995563
dont forget the potatoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995593
Wtf? Is this some kind of industrial accident fetish on your part? The industrial part is understandable, the accident part a shit. You paint a nice vivid picture, but floating hair doesn't add to it. She is already heroically pounding on superheated ubermetals, long hair doesn't add to that. Everything else is good aside from that.
>>36995613
Jokes on you, I'll still count that as progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995651
just fuck right off, no one wants you here talking about that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995651
Okay, name one possible accident relating to the dwarven girl's hair in that image and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995670
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995676
>>36995660
holy shit just kill yourself you whining faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995683
u first, babyfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995670
>t. Has never been in a machine shop
>t. Would probably get banned for refusing to wear safety glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995563
I don't even know what the setting is or the personalities of any of them but I do love me some shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995660
Fuck off yourself.
>>36995670
It may be an image, but my imagination isn't so limited as a snapshot. We are discussing the gestalt notion of the dwarf woman as a whole. Imagine her going through her productive hardworking daily life with braids dragging everywhere. Or devoting the large amount of maintenance to looking after those pounds of hair. She'd keep it short for that alone. That's before you add whatever degrees of crazy magic technology dwarfs get up to for most of the day. That's my point, not a given still image of a specific instance.

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>>36995695
See we're talking about two different things here, you clearly just have a fetish for exposed whirrly bits and things that spin with enough force to turn a chinaman into a tube of toothpaste.

Dwarven girls obviously know how to keep their gloriously long hair safe from such implements, where they even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995717
>Imagine her going through her productive hardworking daily life with braids dragging everywhere.
Tie those up too. I'm not a hyper hair fetishist. Actually, wait I am, kejourou are fucking hot. But for non kej girls, sweeping the floor is fine, and all you have to do is tie or braid it up to prevent it from actually touching the floor.
>. Or devoting the large amount of maintenance to looking after those pounds of hair.
You see this as an issue, I see this a culture and a husband's duty. A well-kept mane of hair is indicative of a well-kept marriage.
>dwarves
>magic
surely you mean runic technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995643
why are they called potatoes and why are they so small?

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do you go from ancient discord drama to wishing death over a dwarf's hair in the span of an hour or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995746
dunno, but faggots gonna fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995707
just watch the anime if you want some knowledge of the setting, unless you want to go into gacha hell, its pretty generic so its just average at best or worst
here is some information about the left one https://gbf.wiki/Narmaya/Lore#Spoiler_Alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995746
Because one of those is fucking stupid and irrelevant and the other goes deep into dwarven culture and the spiritual significance of shortstack dwarf hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995754
Both of them are fucking stupid and irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995743
"Potato" is a body shape. A small woman shaped like as you guessed it, a potato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995763
You're fucking stupid and irrelevant. What do you have to offer huh? I bet it's something fucking banal like 'I wanna X Y!' posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995771
I remember that doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995782
as well you should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995720
>>36995740
So you do have a long hair fetish. Kejourous are good girls, who should probably stay out of the forge. Then again, they've got magic prehensile hair, it might not be a problem. But dwarf hair is normal hair. That probably smells of leather and machine oil. And that flinty smell you get from metal sometimes. These are practical mature women, not trophy types. So well kept shop and business are better indicators of a marriage with them. I've yet to hear about divorce over keeping dwarf hair short. In fact, dwarf girls never divorce. Now that's proof of the importance of working relationship and joys of crafting in a marriage.
>runic technology
Hah, yeah.
>>36995763
Seriously fuck off with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995643
Potatoes?

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie that doesn't even have to do anything because the man has coulrophobia

[Anonymous No.]

>36995796
>36995772
honestly, did you not notice that only you two want talk about dwarf hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995797
>tries to act noble
>always a messy eater
gonna make the vamp mistress wear a bib

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995796
>But dwarf hair is normal hair.
I defy you. Sure it might not be "magic" and prehensile, but it has its own special qualities far surpassing normal hair. It's strength and vitality for one.
>That probably smells of leather and machine oil. And that flinty smell you get from metal sometimes.
Oh god imagine washing it all after a long day at the forge, stop I can only get so erect. Hot magma-heated water piped up from the bowels of the earth into stone baths-cumphotsprings with fancy floral imported soaps, her sitting in your lap, either facing to or away from you, slowly and contentedly grinding on your cock as she relaxes from a hard day's work, while you dutifully wash and clean and comb her hair. Aaaaaa
>So well kept shop and business are better indicators of a marriage with them.
A dwarf's hair is her status symbol, it's the one unifying cultural trait, she can be of low income, with little to show, but if her husband fucks her right, an she gets to walk around town in her humble clothes, but sporting an absolutely killer shock of hair, even queens would be envious. Far more important than a mere store front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995818
No one's stopping you from talking about what you want to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995818
And here I was blathering into the internet not waiting for a response. That's sarcasm, just so you know. Two people discussing something is a conversation. No one's stopping you from having one yourself, chum.

[Anonymous No.]

>he would fuck an old lady

[Anonymous No.]

behold

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995853
what a bizarre looking spider, if indeed that is a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995853
>CC blacksmith spider girl
literally the perfect woman

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys see now why going sole MGE is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995839
I'll agree on the strength and vitality. Dwarfs are renowned for those traits. Still doesn't make it weigh less, or hassle-free. As you might expect for Kej girls.
>fine dwarf bathwork
Oh I am into that. Nothing like a nice hot bath lapjob to loosen up after a long hard day. Dwarf girls would definitely appreciate that. Running your hands over her strong compact body, round and firm. Fitting comfortably into you like finest of little spoons. Got to pay special attention to her hands too. They're very proud of them. Scrubbing, kissing and massaging those rough but dextrous hands as she moans in pleasure. Her body sagging with relief, yet remaining firm and hungry for more. Yup.
>status
Now if you want a real dwarf girls status, you can see her craft in action. The smiles of appreciation for those using her devices and products. The genuine joy she has in adding to the world. No amount of fancy clothing or hair can hold a candle to that. She could walk around with lovely thick ass bare to the world and still hold her head up with pride. As she ought to, she worked for that round sculpted ass. It is no accident that dwarfs still favor old-fashioned pedal machinery in grinders and lathes. They pay off in giving dwarf girls asses that won't quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995871
Spider but apparently her species branched off from humans somewhere
>>36995882
And archer. Her village captalized on the extra limbs to hunt with bows

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995922
>Dwarven baths
>All them shortstacks relaxing in hot baths after a long day in the mines/blacksmithing/other labor.
Goddamn I'd be in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995853
I hear you, fucking perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995839
>>36995922
Now this is cultured discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995912
No shit, every time these fucking retards open their dumb /tg/nigger mouths that mindset gets proven right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995912
I'll gladly accept monster girls from outside that specific setting, but I agree with the ideals of love, marriage, and lots of kinky stories to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995815
That just means he'll be the main event at the Midnight Circus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996143
>midnight circus
only 500 years old and up can see it. Those who aren't that age will be part of the circus

[Anonymous No.]

bros, i lost to the mofu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996174
how bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996174
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996174
no shame in that anon, happens to the best of us

[Anonymous No.]

need 10gu gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996192
Gazer-chan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996159
Going to be a lot more clowns than Bogies if that's the case
>>36996174
No one beats the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996218
no one suspects Gazer mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996212
Ugly 10gu, here's a better one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995922
>Still doesn't make it weigh less, or hassle-free.
Absolutely, but their backs are fucking mithril, have you seen those honkers? As for hassle free, the hassle is more to love.
>Bathing
Bathing is criminally underrated. Those stone works walls are artisinially crafted too, so that the reflect and amplify every little noise she makes as she relaxes on your lap, every little gasp and moan. With the dense steam in the air and her sheer weight on you, and the immensity of her curves, it all lends itself to being quite the close, intimate affair, where it almost feels like the sounds of your lovemaking echo and swirl around you. The water itself is rich and almost silky through the innumerable minerals already within it. Dwarven bathing culture is one of the best, just because it is the best. all the good health of life giving water and live cradling earth mixed with the radiating heat of the core.

Little known secret is that dwarven bath water the actual kind is almost an aphrodisiac unto itself.
>Status
Sure those are marks of status, absolutely. However, that's not the greatest, overarching form of status. Is not the brewer lass just as noble as the warriors she pleases? Are the warriors not just as noble as the crafters they protect? What's the unifying aspect here? Hair. All dwarves wear theirs with pride, so much so that unique hairs becomes hereditary, and even clan names, like Brenna of the Ironlocks. What you're talking here is something immesurably practical, and material. What I'm talking is something communal and spiritual. You cannot really compare the two. One is what divides classes, the other is what unites the race. How many skilled craftsman a clan has is definitely important, but when you meet be it over the bar table or the battlefield, what any dwarven woman looks for is surely the length and grandeur of the other dwarf's hair. Does it flow down under her helm, braiding around her front, caped with runic bands and demonstrating not only her age, but her prowess in keeping it?

Ass is ass, from brawny smith ass to soft scholar ass to fat merchant ass, it's allgreat. And perhaps among the hopping plains bunnygirls ass is their social unifier. But for dwarves, it's clearly hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Were there ever more like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996228
If I'm having a rough day, Gazer-chan will ask me to help brush her mofu. It really helps calm me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996181
now i cant sleep with being mofu'd

[Anonymous No.]

>return a lost relic of the jinko temple wardens high in the mountains.
>Two of their most senior and high ranking members are selected to accompany you for the rest of your life.
>Tall, muscled, and scarred, they're quite intimidating.
Such wacky ways to get wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996379
Behind one of these doors is Homer Simpson, behind the other a Bengal Jinko. Choose wisely.
>There's a Bengal Jinko behind both doors!
>Yes, but one of those Jinko is named Homer Simpson

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995212
stay mad elh lole

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996397
>How did you find one with that name?
>Look, if you know the right tanuki you can get a lot done.
>"Did you seriously pay a tanuki to get one of those jinko's names legally changed to homer simpson?"
>Look, its not that important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995555
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996461
Shit taste smacked him up the head and now he has a terminal case of the shitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993793
cute. i woulda liked some more details around the initial attraction but it can be difficult to get two shut ins to interact

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993799
Kobolds are actually pretty underappreciated. They have at least more fanart than the most neglected girls, but they don't really get much funny fanart despite the potential for cute scenes of adorable little puppers.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful around fey nobility, they can get quite possessive if you aren't careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996379
>Wacky ways to get wives
tell me about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996578
Lich from the bushes giving zombie a thumbs up for using the old "Holding a lost hand" trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996502
>They have at least more fanart than the most neglected girls
All because of He Who Must Not Be Named.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996543
Nonsense, those cute little ladies would never go yan on me. I'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

nureonago clown, since all she wants to do is get you to smile

[Anonymous No.]

I Really Wish I Was Sucking On Some Fat Dragon Tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996595
I've at least some other artworks unrelated to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996595
I've at least seen some other artworks unrelated to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996285
Want ones for
The weeb
The NEET
The Jock

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996711
subjunctive mood uses "were", not "was"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784
Would your daughter/daughters have a rebellious phase?

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would you want as a pet/slave?
skip the obvious (kobold, nekomata)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
She's a good dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
Troll and Orc slave, branded by me like in Shadow of War

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
What about a Cheshire named Nekomata that you accidentally confused for one?

[Anonymous No.]

I just cummed to cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997074
Very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>It's easy dude, you just stand in front of that mirror at midnight and say "Bogie" 3 times and you'll win the bet, no problem since you don't think she's real, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997093
No, it wasn't. Nice would be cumming inside a cow instead of humping my body pillow and cumming on the soft fleece blanket I put over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
Probably something like a valkyrie, or the kinda slave that's dangerous because she WANTS you to indulge in her, so a dark priest. But maybe something more dangerous than even that. Yeah, like an apophis.

All it takes is a little nip of her venom for master to turn into a rutting beast.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is no longer safe. The Greenworms have begun to learn Touhou. Considering is nigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997115
>Greenworms overtake Touhou as most popular on /jp/
>100 threads a day about greenworms
>Board theme turns from blue to green

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996471
Ye, it was kinda hard and I did want play around more with, but then I realized, its better to use more thoughts instead of them talking too much since thats what not very social people do. I hope it was a good thing to end the story there and not stretch it out, because originally I wanted them to have a quarrel too, and make anon more twisted, but then it came out too dark.
Anyway thanks for reading!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997219
Sometimes you just don't need an inspiring, and compelling psychological thriller, anon.

The idea that every story needs conflict is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997354
Conflict doesn't have to mean something big. Sometimes it's just something small like stuff you run into everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997363
The idea that every story needs conflict is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997407
every story has conflict
if it has no conflict then it's a documentary or expose, not a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997460
>Anon tripped over down the stairs and was sent to hospital to heal a few broken bones
>It was monstergirl hospital, and the nurse who was assigned to him was really really sweet
>She helped him a lot, and they had sex with some light roleplay elements and when he was discharged she went home with him
>the end
Is that not a story according to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I looked it up: the definition of a story has nothing to do with whether or not conflict is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997115
The greenest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997354
Well it might turned out too watered down in the process, but my og idea was too dark, and since I think life is shitty enough I scrapped it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have decided my life has no value so I'm gonna sell myself on the monster girl slave market and see how some much some sucker of a monster girl is willing to pay for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright motherfuckers, lets do this

The issue is that coflict can have many meanings, save for example you a 10 year old fox daughter, and she wants cookis out of the cupboard but cant reach it. The conflict is height.
Or if you need to get to home, but your car's out of gas and you have no taxi money, the conflict is distance.
"If there is nothing to overcome, there is no story."
No matter how small it is the simple act of doing things can be considered conflict when looked at in a certain way. That every story needs VIOLENT conflict or verbal arguments and disagreements to be a story is where the sillyness starts

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>>36997607
Alight, but what about a comedy short story that just ends up with a pun?

[Anonymous No.]

"Every story must have conflict" has the same feel as "all art is political"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997591
After a tanuki peddles you for an entire aftrrnoon, your only taker is a short, tan kobold in a lqrge sombrero who won't stop shaking like a leaf. She pays in pesos, well below the asking price, but since the tanuki got you for free it's still a net gain. Adios, Señor Anon, I hope you like tacos.

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>>36997661
I can see how it could feel that way, Especially with the recent state of MGE fanfiction
But think about it this way: A story about going to the story and buying a pack of coka cola can be just as politically charged as a 3 year olds drawing of their parents.
It's not political until someone forces it.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you have a cursed blade story without violence? It's kinda their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997687
I can't see how buying cola can be political.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997708
Something, something, late stage capitalisms, something, something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997662
She wounds super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997708
Capitalist regime
3rd world river posioning
somebody high up in the corporate ladder is something that offends twitter (homophobic.ect)
And the we get into peoples subjective interpatations...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997698
Simple my good man
1. have the story be about her corruption, and her going out in to the world with her new weapon/self
2.Have her direct her cutting into something like cutting meat and veg
3. Shameless smut: remember that regualr sex stops the from being stabby, so just make a story about fucking her to stop her "murderhobo" rampages (same for redcaps)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997523
Tripping over down the stairs is the conflict in that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992549
I thought that manga was about elves going on a diet, why they keep getting fatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997719
Oh she's absolutely adorable, in her own strange way. Fond of traditional Mexican clothing, plays the trumpet (just not very well because of the shaking), and she can eat any hot pepper thrown her way without even flinching. She also uses you as an armchair, expects you to carry her little trembling body everywhere, and will introduce you to all 823 of her extended family members. Also you have to eat all the food she puts in front of you. Yes, all of it, even the super spicy stuff, she'll get pissed off if you don't and she has a pair of lungs on her to put an opera singer to shame. The yapping will last all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997757
>Have her direct her cutting into something like cutting meat and veg
I wanna be a world famous chef with a cursed sword wife that I use for all my cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36992041
What happens if you aggressively tell bad jokes to her

No matter how hard she tries to trick you all you can do is respond with a pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997828
only dads get to tell dad jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997871
That post said bad jokes, not dad jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997889
all bad jokes are dad jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997893
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a doll?

[Anonymous No.]

She may be a nerd but she can still easily pick you up and manhandle you with just one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997969
only if she's gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997115
I bet she's better at math than Cirno.

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>>36997771
I knew you'd say that.
>Anon wanted a coffee and so he went to his trusted coffee shop next to the hospital and met a nurse on her break, but it was a monster hospital....etc etc
Your next words are "wanting a coffee is the conflict in that story"

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>>36997698
By recognising that blades are tools and not inherently violent, and nothing about the existence of cursed [item] precludes a cursed frying pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997969
I would love a girl like that, even if she makes me feel inadequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998456
>she's got a PhD in pelvis smashing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998271
But it was the conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of jokes does bogie tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998586
>Wanna see me make this penis disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998594
What if I say no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998611
She leans in real close and thanks you for your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998594
honestly makes me think shes going to pull the kind of thing that happened in Sei So Tsui Dan Sha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998594
counter to that
>I can but I'd rather make it disappear in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998611
Pie to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998530
You're a conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998792
No really, it is. I don't know why you think it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to class
>get bullied by deliquent succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997708
Only degenerates call it cola, it’s called pop

[Anonymous No.]

>If they happen to appear before a man who wasn't a bad person in this first place, then they'll act like a clown with their goal purely being to entertain their partner, and they can even be seen amusing children with ordinary tricks.
That was surprisingly wholesome for scary clown Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

All I can think about is befriending (marrying) a black harpy and having an army of crow girls at my back ready to wage war from the skies on inconsiderate pedestrians and folks glued to their phone's screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998886
You're gonna make them poop on them? That's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997607
>Meet smart hakutaku
>Have sex with hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998886
put a silly hat on them and i'll consider it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998886
Fuck you and your magpie whores, gonna befriend the local cat girl population and tell them to bully your black harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998979
Only if the target absolutely deserves it. Otherwise, we're just talking phone and hat theft, pie bombing, TPing, egging, and paintballing.

>>36999024
Best we can do is aviator caps.

>>36999044
She'll fail miserably. You dominate the skies; you dominate the battlefield. We're gonna rain water balloons down on your cat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Jubjubs mark men they hunt by cumming on them while flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999093
>pie bombing
You dare challenge them at their own game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999244
>>36999244
I now have the image of a clown fighter jet thats very small but can drop the mother of all pies ont you or an entire city

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999244
She gices you apple and you give her cream, it's a win win situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998824
>Anon lives with his monster wife
>They have sex
>The end
Where's the conflict now conflict boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna flirt with the clown,, how should I do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999548
clever pickup line

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999547
Being horny is a conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999548
honk her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999655
They aren't horny, just want to indulge in love together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999547
maybey he wants to play the fotm game but she keeps getting jumped before finishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999548
Give her a creampie

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999914
to her face? an actual creampie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999968
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I require big robutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000110
she seems to be modded in some way....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000110
I'm a bit concerned about where those hands are. Is she made of a squishy material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000110
whats her model name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997951
being owned by a doll doesn't sound so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000237
i love big foreheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000260
yeah, they cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000110
>tfw ywn have tall ass robutt nanny to keep you company as a kid and eventually marry her

[Anonymous No.]

The idea of corrupting an angel from worshipping god to worshipping cock is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000277
Why and what you gonna do with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000401
>what you gonna do with it
https://exhentai.org/s/ba0dc2468c/41431-87

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000401

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000401
>why
Dunno, they cute
>what you gonna do with it
Make it nice and shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998271
>you're going to say the correct thing, heheheh
You're not the brightest

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000453
>you're not the brightest
I bet that makes your conflictboner rock hard, conflictfag. Why don't you go jerk off to the thought that just breathing is in and of itself a conflict too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999093
>dumb birds thinking they can take on a cat
>a teleporting cat nonetheless
https://i.imgur.com/sZdvj.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>36999547
All the time spent before having sex when he has to wait while NOT having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000110
But that's roboob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000156
Maybe she's like Baymax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000504
even then theres that weird time nun place

[Anonymous No.]

Cat girls are dumb, dog girls are much smarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000549
pandemonium welcomes all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000608
Always forget about pandemonium. Must be a pretty dull place

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997460
Slice of life is still a story, so long as it has a moral or lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000583
You wouldn't really fuck a dog girl...right, anon? And you definitely wouldn't do anything to her abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000690
nothing to that dog girl, she doesn't have enough enough meat to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000643
it needs more fleshing out. it's so alien a concept it's difficult to know what to expect
still seems like a great vacation spot

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go down the rabbit hole and go on a wacky adventure in wonderland and make new freinds and see the wonders of wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000731
i'd get a fallen god plushie from the gift shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000731
I have a feeling its an absolute parody of heaven, down to the same attire and structures of it, but made a mockery to poke fun at the chief god

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000745
>I wanna go down the rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.]

Witch sits on (You). How do you solve this conundrum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000865
Put my hands in my pockets and start thinking about sad things so I don't get an erection. I won't give in so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000865
give her the ride of her long ass life until her hips give out, then nut inside her until I pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000865
Enjoy life

[Anonymous No.]

Was bogie made cause kc dealing with sb edgelords? Or cause of Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000929
when in doubt consider the west irrelevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000947
KS has commented on those people right?
And Halloween while not as popular has creeper into the Japanese concissness in recent years

[Anonymous No.]

>>36998594
She has huge hands for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000929
>>37000982
KC has never ever done a seasonal release monster girl. He even commented on this when Dorome came out around Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000745
You'd have to be mad to want something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Would wonderland be an end level place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
Demon.
Having a slave contract with one of them would be absolutely perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36996809
A wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000989
I see
Still kind of a coincidence that he released his scariest monster in October

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995319
That goblin looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995771
Lalafells from XIV are potatoes.

Harvin don't look like potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001139
Imagine being turned on by a potato body. What's next, fridge-chads rise up? Pathetic. Hourglass all the way every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36995871
Its a similar design to the irl hairy-type spiders, not the hard-spiky leg style spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37000488
Cat can't teleport 50ft in the air unless she wants to become a pancake. Black harpies are the smartest of all harpies. They'll know to keep their distance from the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001210
Is momentum conserved through teleportations?How about orientation?

Can't she just teleport into the sky, fall, and then telleport near the ground upside down, fall upwards and then teleport her feet back onto the ground once she reaches 0 momentum either way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001281
>Is momentum conserved through teleportations?How about orientation?
Now you're thinking with portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001210
>>37001281
If she can partially teleport her butt anywhere, she can do the same with any of her other body parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001329
>One cheshire cat butt
>An army of black harpies armed with water balloons
I pick the black harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

they got my order wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>36986784

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001440
you didn't order 2 meatlover pizzas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001471
I always worry for those succs with toothpick-thin tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001494
>tfw favourite pizza is deep pan meat feast

[Anonymous No.]

>>36993243

I'm so conflicted

I am very much monogamous, but I'd feel terrible turning either of them down.

What do I do anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001616
Accept that by working together to seduce you, they themselves have accepted a bigamous situation, and as you presumably met them both in the same instant and were pursued by them both at the same time, you have no greater obligation to either and may as well treat them as a single unit.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the one and only question on the final exam
>In the pictured situation, where should your face be applied?
>A. Hair
>B. Tail
>C. Ass
>D. Foot paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001616
Become a bigamyfag

[Anonymous No.]

A wicked woman has kidnapped your wife to be.
She's the waifu you've always dreamed of. Everything you've always wanted in a girl.

The woman has her stuck in a wall. Her lower half on one side, upper half on the other. The key to unlock her has been shoved up your waifu's butt. You're gonna have to fish it out if you want to free her and live happily ever after. But there's another problem, your hands are tied behind your back in such a way that you can't use them. Your feet are also tied with boots on. That leaves one way to get the key out and use it: your mouth.

Are you up for the challenge or do you admit defeat and let her slip away forever?

What made me think of this? I have no fucking idea

[Anonymous No.]

>reading that WN of the guy from Earth that became a pilot for the alien beast girl empire
>dressing up with sportive clothes is considered lewd to them, human sweat smells great, the white knight girl has to control her princess from raping the protag on the spot
Wtf if sports uniform is lewd what’s a guy supposed to wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001797
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001815
You don't want to eat your waifu's ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001749
There is no option for pussy or making out with her, so I have to pick C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001757

But it's wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001841
You have failed Paw Beans 101. Better luck next semester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36997871
Guess she better make me a dad then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001906
If it is wrong why does it feel so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001749
A. Hair.

It's a trick question, because only burying your face in her hair allows you to bury your dick into her pussy. The other options preclude that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001909
I thought those are for hands, like in the picture.
>>37001934
You can still do it with the foot beans and the tail if it's long enough, while ass allows you to stick it in her mouth if positioned right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001932

But my heart hurts anon, I don't know about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001985
>You can still do it with the foot beans and the tail if it's long enough
Maybe if you're handicapped.
>Mouth
Can't impregnate throats.

[Anonymous No.]

It is impossible for me to fap to flat chested girls. I have tried but cannot reach climax

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001400
>with any of her other body parts.
She can just quickly grab any part of any of them whenever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002026
Still not effective. Cheshire will lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002018
You just have to focus on other aspects, a decent pair shape really helps. tits are amazing but they're so great that they sort of overshadow some of the other aspects. Think about how her belly feels, the stiffness of her sensitive nipples, how close you could hold her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001809
She should let the princess rape him. Maybe then “adult” human boys will learn to dress properly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002211
Is that game still shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002342
This is a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002342
By thread standards yes. But also by development standards, I think it's just a ghost there to leech patreon bucks with annual updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001797
Centaur waifu
Just wait until she shits it out her arse.
>pretty much what you did with this idea.
Pick up the key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001797
... Just magic it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002423
Just fuck her ass until her belly's swollen then get her to push, and the key will be pushed out along with all the cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002423
>Wonderland disgusted by analingus
I doubt it. Especially that jabberwock and mad hatter since they're diamond suit girls, they'll get really into it

We need more disgust/anger pics of MGE girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002416
>Pick up the key in a pile a shit
>Only mouth is available for use
No. It's better to fish it out with your tongue before she has to defecate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002383
>patreon
Problem with patreon for a single project, there's less incentive to finish it since that's when the money stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001471
Her long lost sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002383
>I think it's just a ghost there to leech patreon bucks with annual updates
Got that feeling too. Patron for game developing was a fucking mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002375
Yes but it hasn't seen a meaningful update in like 2 years now or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002455
angy lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002455

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002514
Neither has hxh

[Anonymous No.]

Patreontards must suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002455

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002521
What's going on with the poor Kobold, is she okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002581
if that one comic is any indication, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002530
>hxh
Yeah, well at least that was good at some point. this has never been more than "barely playable".
I'm pretty sure the level 1 dungeon can still generate in a way that makes it impossible to complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002517
>>37002573
Ancient pics
>>37002521
Old pic

We need new ones of different girls.

Some idears:
>Angry tanuki because anon squandered her earnings
>Salamander mercenary angry at anon for trying to buy sex from her
>Angry p'orcers that got caught in a hog trap
>Sandworm disgusted at anon's vore fetish
>Anubis disgusted at anon's anal fetish
>Beelzebub disgusted when she sees anon's clean room

Wouldn't mind seeing sad face pics too. We all around just need more wide range of emotions from them. Happy pics all the time just makes them feel less real. The girls that have more wide range of emotions in the fan art I'm able to connect with better; they feel more real. Anyone else feel the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002593
Poor little pupper, someone should save her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002650
Ehh, she's in the hands of the best doctor in MGE. She'll live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002675
Please tell me she gets all better in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002573
>>37002517
Why so angry?
Is this how they get when you tell them about how dumb things are on our world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001909
Face in ass means she could probably get her beans all over your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002684
>>37002650
>>37002593
Oh the comic where the little dog girl has a serious illness and dies, and the doctor laments over the toy he bought her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002707
That girl had cancer

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for your daily injection of shogg, mastah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002684
That kobold makes a full recovery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002707
Why anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002455
This is the height of Gazer's disgust/anger from the pics I have saved. Any further, and she just starts smiling menacingly/expectantly over what she's gonna do to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002749
>When her husband of many years tells her he still prefers girls with two eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002743
Because the conversation reminded me of it, and if I was gonna suffer remembering that horrid comic, then you all have to suffer remembering that horrid comic with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002581
It's based on that photograph of a dog that ate chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002649
>Ancient pics
>Old pic
How new do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002758
It wasn't horrid
Life is all about highs and lows
There is never a life without some form of hardship or strife
What makes life with monstergirls different from normal life is that they are a beacon of light, of hope, and unconditional love that we so desperately yearn for. And they are genuinely so

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002732
I prefer to drink my shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002732
I outright refuse to get the shogshot! I won't do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002649
Here's a somewhat newer one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002867
Take your shogpills then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002756
You don't end up with a Gazer if that's your attitude. Not to say they won't bully you, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002756

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002458
The writing was that hands were tied to not get the key out of her arse.
Nothing about not picking the key up from the floor.
Or you kick it out of tge shit with your boots, and scuff it on the carpet until its shiny clean.
>if you cant pick up the key after its out of her arse, how do you turn it in the lock?
You cant turn your mouth in a circle to turn a key in a lock.
The scenario is as shit as the key in the turd on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002018
You must not be trying very hard since it doesn't require much effort at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002732
My Shogg prefers when I give her the saily injection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002887
No shogmeds! No shogmeds at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36990501
My cow keeps calling me “peasant” and other weird stuff, and she always wants to go to these fancy parties, and she always gets angry when I milk her, but she’s always comes running when it’s milking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003024
You should have thought of sticking to a healthy shogdiet and regular shogexercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002458
Unless you have a prehensile tongue like a Lamia, how do you grip a key with your tongue and not just poke it deeper?
>12yo who has never eaten an ass irl

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't have an undead wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003095
>coming home to a cold house, cold dinner, and cold wife- both physically chilly and emotionally numb
Versus
>coming home to a warm, comforting home with steaming delicious food cooked by your very alive and very warm beastgirl wife who adores you and isn't afraid to say so with both pairs of lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>37001809
What's the title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002649
>Anubis disgusted at anon's anal fetish
Schedule Dogs love to take it up the bum. Why else would they have such provocative hindquarters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003149
What about an undead Yeti or undead White Horn? Would their bodies be warm or cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003150
>In an army of Aliens whose gender roles were reversed, I am the only man
I read it here https://graverobbertl.site/ace-pilot/ but it's filled with ads, so unless you are using some browser with adblocker you'd likely have some annoyances

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003176
It is a sad existence of an undead Yeti that is the one that needs to be warmed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003176
>>37003218
The yeti would sit in front of a fireplace to warm herself up before hugging anon

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know of any other Order approved entertainment media that focuses on loving human wives protecting their hubby from getting defiled by monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

Druella, I promise that if you open the portals this week, I'll do it. I'll bite the bullet. I'll go on a date with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003306
Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37002649
here's one fresh of the paint press

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003306
Based anon. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37003218
>undead Yeti crying because she can't warm anyone up
>the undead city she lives in is always night time and always cold
>everyday she walks the streets and sees men that need hugs and fugs
>but she can't warm them as she did in the land of the living
>undead Yeti starts knitting blankets and hats to give away to others
>it's all she can do to offer a little warmth in a cold, undead city

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Reminder to never check your wife's embarassing browsing history

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>>37003369
Did you get her, bro?

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>>37003357
I would hug her and warm her.

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>>37003399
Didn't try. I have a slightly more dangerous target.

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>>37003424
Tell me you aren't into that.

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>>37003483
More because she is cute + lovecraftian monstruosity. I'm neutral to THAT

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>>37003424
Nice, I'm waiting for her as well, although today I got a certain loli revenant

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>>37003510
>Hag (with Hag body)
>Cute
Bro?

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>>37003543
She has a bipolar personality like the rest of the people in her class

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Sometimes you milk the cow, and sometimes the cow milks you.

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suns goin down, have a drink,

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>>37003681
>OK

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Fruit bat butt is superior.

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whys this lasted so long, what the fuck?

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>>37003518
Who? Jack?

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>>37003681
This is really really hot to me, and there isn't nearly enough content for it.
Imagine getting thrown into a vat of alcohol, up to your neck. Virtually intoxicated by the fumes, you're plucked out and then licked all over by a thirsty Oni.

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>>37003747
yup

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>>37003726
clowns

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>>37003483
>>37003510
whats the deal with her?

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>>37003847
>I-I'd like to request you to keep this between us, but when I see strong-willed gentlemen acting as if they were young infants...Umm, how do I put this, it makes me...very aroused. Pant...pant...
And this has two-folded accuracy too: Yang Gui Fei historically had this kind of fetish, and she only says that in her last ascension, indicating Cthuga's influence is affecting her personality and she is getting more warped to admit that kind of stuff.

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>>37003910
Oh. I thought she had a cock.

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>>37003910
nice, I like her

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>>37003918
Nono, none of that. To grow a cock you need to learn ancient magic first and she isn't a Caster.

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>>37003925
Are you for srs i dont know anything about fgo

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>>37003948
Okay there is NO futa whatsoerver in FGO, nor any Fate or Type-Moon work for the matter.
However, this is used as the explanation for impossible pairings like how they genderbent King Arthur and yet Morgan is still a woman and Mordred is their descendant. The explanation is, as the son of a succubus, Merlin has powers to make impossible pairings possible by temporarily futafying one of them (the opposite is also possible). In games you can choose the sex of the player, there is ALWAYS a female servant obsessed with marrying and having many children (usually a japanese yokai at that) and when the impossibility is noted someone always notes they can use magic for that. Tamamo does so in EXTRA if the player is female (she adds it WOULD be easier if her lover was a man, but her Witchcraft can deal with that) while in FGO Scathach says she can use her Runes for that.

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>>37003999
>Okay there is NO futa whatsoerver in FGO, nor any Fate or Type-Moon work for the matter.
We are out of images, but this is where I post Cheshire as the Redman.

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I want a momster gf so bad

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Pretend I posted an image of a FAT cheshire ass.

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Pretend I posted an image of a FAT bogie ass.

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>>37003999
>temporarily futafying one of them
And thos doesn't count as futa because?

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pretend I just posted some fat bogie tittys that squirted milk into an anons face

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>>37004065
i like that the artist put little flowers on her nipples as a nod to clowns using flowers to spray water on people

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>>37004065
Did they honk?

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>>37004060
its a fan explanation, not an official one

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>>37004060
Well not we like anyone currently futafied or summoned when they were futas here, nor have we interacted with a futa character.
People may meme about Caenis, but she was explicitly summoned in her female form. We have a bunch of servants that can turn people into futa, but it isn't like those powers ever come into action aside mentions of their capabilities.

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>>37004071
Oh they honk
They honk

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>>37004065
Anon this is a blue board you can't post lewd images

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>>37003761
Z-Ton did a doujin like that.

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>>37004043
Haha, what a stupid fatass!
>>37004048
Hot, I would give her my sausage too.

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>>37004071
>DID they honk?
they honked with each squirt

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>>37004075
No it's official. While Rin does only mention the ''impossible pairing'' part in the VN, supplementar material notes Merlin's powers turned Artoria into a ''pseudo-male'' for its duration.

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Best monster girl for 69?

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>>37004082
Yeah but that monke was waaay too big

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>>37004100
Gsaaay

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>>37004114
all of them

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>>37004114
I'm guessing Ghoul, Mucus Toad, Akaname, Wonderworm.

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>>37004071
They don't call them honkers for nothing.

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>>37004079
Pretend I just posted full on clussy in response to that

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>>37004100
So Saber is a dude?

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>>37004174
No, Artoria was literally made into a pseudo-male, as in a hermaphrodite, temporarily. It was meant originally for her to sire a heir via her Queen but Morgan Le Fay wanted to make like clay and do the gay.

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>>37004188
Well my policy is if it ever had a penis/penis analog in any point in or outside time I consider that a guy.

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Best mg to summarily execute this thread so we can go back to posting images?

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>>37004208
Well congrats, you're officially too prude for MGE.

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>>37004258
what's the rush? we can take it easy

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>>37004260
I got to cover all my bases anon