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The meta gets weirder and weirder.

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>> No.36977466

>>36977459
The meta of what?

>> No.36977468

>>36977459
Consider Ice Queens

>> No.36977478
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Fact: Fat monster girls are cute

>> No.36977486
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>>36977468
When leaves have fallen
And skies turned to grey
The night keeps on closing in on the day
A nightingale sings his song of farewell
You better hide from her freezing hell

>> No.36977493

>>36977486
Can I hide with the Nightingale in her nest?

>> No.36977533
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36977533

How about another joke, anon?
>No I think we've had enough of your jokes
What do you get when you cross a bad boy with a clown monster? YOU GET THE FUCKING YOU DESERVE

>> No.36977543

>>36977478
What about just chubby ones?

>> No.36977553
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>>36977543
Yes

>> No.36977559

>>36977533
>YOU GET THE FUCKING YOU DESERVE
Well, what do I deserve?

>> No.36977561

>>36977493
The only escape is a remote cabin deep in Ice Queen territory, it may or may not be inhabited by a crazed, lonely Yeti

>> No.36977564

>>36977533
>YOU GET THE FUCKING YOU DESERVE
But I am such a loser that I only deserve an Ushi gangbang where they don't even hug me afterwards

>> No.36977570

>>36977561
What happens if you go to the Nightingale Harpy's nest anyway?

>> No.36977579

>>36977533
No bogie no. Not on live tv; think of the sponsors!

>> No.36977590

>>36977564
>I only deserve an Ushi gangbang where they don't even hug me afterwards
I feel you.

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>>36977579
>think of the sponsors!
she is

>> No.36977716

>>36977610
If I took her leaf off, would she die?

>> No.36977752
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>>36977564
>Be male pornstar in a demon realm
>Not a normal one that does handholding and boyfriend experience POV smut films
>Specifically do videos of niche fetishes
>Backdoor Manticore 9, Poor Little Ushi Bait, Hellhound Sex Slave 4. If it's the guy getting absolutely dominated and/or gangbanged you're that guy
>It doesn't bring you any joy though
>You just do it because you get to pretend you're worth something during filming
>Sometimes you even believe that lie when a Manticore nearly OD's you on their venom or when an Ushi tongue rapes you
>Finish up a particularly heavy production where you get gang raped by 9 Ushis
>Your pelvis feels like it's dust in the wind
>All the Ushis are getting lauded by the director while you barely get anything other than a towel and told to hit the showers
>Cry under the water, not just because you were just violated seven ways to Sunday but because you have truly lost any value you thought you had
>Drag yourself to your locker so you can go home and cry some more
>There's a sealed letter in a pink envelope that smells like roses
>Wipe away tears and open it, ready for it to be another Cheshire prank
>"I know we're not supposed to get attached as pornstars, but I couldn't help but feel a connection during that final scene. Wanna maybe get drinks some time?"

I feel like it's all been written before, but that's what came to mind. Could write a proper story I suppose if people gave a fuck.

>> No.36977801

>>36977716
It would be extremely expensive.

>> No.36977864
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Want some berries, little owl?

>> No.36977894
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>>36977468
Consider loli Ice Queens

>> No.36977896

>>36977894
Wouldn't that be an Ice Princess?

>> No.36977930

>>36977752
So this is how anon from "Uish rape train 4" ended up doing that wedding special
I really like stories like that. A man down on his luck or beaten down by circumstance but ends up finding happies and value when he gets a monster girls wife.

>> No.36977973

>>36977533
I don't get it

>> No.36978010

I dreamt of running away to be in the circus and being the biggest entertainer the circus had, doing the most dangerous stunts, dressing as procatively for the monster audience I had, and even fucked some of them, until a Bogie came along. She made nut again and again until my nut hit the ceiling of the bigtop

>> No.36978025

I want a Bogie Burger.

>> No.36978040

>>36977864
Owls are carnivores, she would rather want some beef jerky.

>> No.36978082

>>36978040
What if I added the berries to the beef jerky?

>> No.36978154

>>36977896
Does it matter, my dick wouldn't feel the difference in title.

>> No.36978445 [DELETED] 

>>36977533
She is so boring, so long since bogey and what we get its just a spookier variant of something that already was pretty fitting for halloween.
I get that KC is busy with the game but still...

>> No.36978458

>>36977894
Dunno man, she looks pretty hot

>> No.36978516

>>36977864
I only have nuts

>> No.36978554
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>> No.36978574
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> Master, its breeding time~
> This is the fifth time today
Cerberus are buncha horny dogs

>> No.36978639
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Munch munch.

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Little did the deputy know, that baby owl mage had marked him today for when she grew up.

>> No.36978700

>>36978662
If he picked her up right then, would her parents attack him angrily?

>> No.36978703

>>36977894
garbage

>> No.36978710

>>36978703
Rude.

>> No.36978808

Want a monster girl wife?

Best I can do for ya is a cu sith.

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>>36978700
Good parents do not interfere in the meet cute stage of their daughter's epic romance.

They do stand hidden in nearby trees with defensive spells ready just in case though.

>> No.36978922

>>36978703
>not wanting to bury warm cock into cold icegirl loli asses

>> No.36978946
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>want to build a cabin up in the mountains
>have to get the local Ice Queen's permission
>she says yes on the condition that you marry her neet daughter and her friends so they'll finally move out of the ice palace's basement

>> No.36979020

Fuck Cazadores.

>> No.36979032

>The horror on her face when you pull out and cum in the trash can
You're never going to be allowed on top again, and in the rare occasion she does allow it, you're getting leglocked tighter than lami's squeeze on a cold winter's night

>> No.36979044

>>36978946
>the neets are all 20000 years and haven't seen the light of day for 18000 of those years

>> No.36979046

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1449285563865989120

KC wrote quite a long scenario this time.

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Naughty kid who didn't believe in bogies is about to get punished.

>> No.36979107

>>36979020
What are those?

>> No.36979127

>>36979106
AIEEE

>> No.36979138

>>36979106
>"What's this? A naughty little trespasser?"

>> No.36979147

>>36979046
I like that he's inspired, but sheesh he could have spent the time writing that drawing another new profile instead.

>> No.36979151

I'm going to get a tangelo Alraune to beat up all those clowns.

>> No.36979153

>>36979106
>Naughty boy breaks into abandoned house
>Naughty boy is about to learn why said house is abandoned

>> No.36979160

>>36979106
>tfw ywn go into a haunted house on a dare and get chased by a meaty bogie that's at least 8ft tall

>> No.36979162

>>36979153
>naughty boy now confused as to why no one would want her

>> No.36979169

>>36979106
I can hear this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pS5soRsrKQ

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>>36978946
They're going to complain about the internet speed when they can't play their games!

>> No.36979201

>>36979160
>get picked up and held up in the air by a really tall bogie
>she starts teasing you about how she is going to eat you
>she pulls you closer and starts opening her mouth really wide
>you start crying and panicking thinking she is gonna go full Pennywise on you
>you close your eyes
>just when you think you think you are about to get munched she gives you a kiss

>> No.36979208

>>36979106
Imagine being a good kid that's friends with a really bad kid.
He keeps telling you about the clown that does horrible things to him when he's naughty and all that but every time you see her she's super nice even respects you when you tell her to stop.

>> No.36979213
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Cowgirl Barista is getting noticeably agitated that I only ever order my coffee black. What do to prevent early marriage?

>> No.36979240

>>36979201
>She then puts in her tongue
>Her french kisses feel so good that you cum
>Then you cum again and againuntil you faint
>right before you go dark, she says
>WELCOME TO HELL

>> No.36979247

>>36979213
I read that as Batista.

>> No.36979261

>>36979213
Ask for milk pudding or some other dairy snack to eat with it

>> No.36979298
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>he gets excited by kissing

>> No.36979311

>>36979298
I get excited by stinking my fingers in her mouth and feeling her tongue squirm about inside

>> No.36979342

>>36979106
>she's on the mirror and is following inside the house through the reflective surfaces, just waiting to pull him

>> No.36979347
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36979347

What is she trying to tell me?

>> No.36979352

>>36979347
her tongue tastes like cherries

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Finally some delicious fucking food

>> No.36979373

>>36979365
I see this chesh so often, where does she get all those fuckin burgers

>> No.36979375

>>36979365
tastes like old

>> No.36979383

>>36979365
I prefer McBogies.

>> No.36979393

>>36978946
I'll build my cabin on the mountains where the local Ice Queen has a cute loli daughter.

>> No.36979402

>>36979365
Tell her that's gross.

>> No.36979408
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>>36979365
I want to bite her butt.

>> No.36979419

>>36979408
So that's what a Cheshire's foot looks like.

>> No.36979420

Compliment Minotaurs and Holstaurusus by calling them Bestigors.

Good idea, yes?

>> No.36979469

>>36979106
>he turns around
>nothing is there

>> No.36979558

the thing about bogie
does she always have a too face thing going
or is that just a representation of both of her sides?

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>>36977459

>> No.36979593

>>36979558
All we know is that under the half mask is a sight that can make you cum instantly.

>> No.36979605
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>>36979419
Quite dainty.

>> No.36979612

>>36979605
Now we need one where chesh is virgin and bogie is chad

>> No.36979616
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>>36979612
Draw it anon, I believe in you.

>> No.36979651

>Bogie
>not a potato sack
Lame.

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>>36979605
>no footjob potential
only if you're a coward

>> No.36979666

>>36979106
Spooky boogie

>> No.36979678

>>36979664
>but why?
>asks the bapho
Why not

>> No.36979687

>>36979678
its to show that you trust her of course

>> No.36979699

>>36979666
Spooky oogie boogie dancing with a bogey to a boogie down

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What happens if you prank her and replace her carrots with almonds?

>> No.36979792

>>36979784
a big fat lawsuits

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>>36979666
I believe Bogey and Bogie pronunciations should have been the other way around and this is another reason.

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>>36979792

>> No.36979939

Bogey forcefully shoving a Greenworm, Sandworm and Wurm onto an anon's face and forcing him to eat them out.

>> No.36979972

>>36979939
two of those are extremely heavy, that bogie is fucking strong

>> No.36979978

>>36979939
Bogie getting sued for fracturing anon's neck

>> No.36980017

>>36979972
isn't she like pennywise ?

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>>36979939
>>36979972
Welcome Bogey-san. Please remember that PCP isn't allowed in Wonderland, before the 9pm breakfast.

>> No.36980032

>>36979972
>>36979978
>>36980017
Bogey, not Bogie.
Just because she's the one whose name is closer to Boogey.

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>>36980017
Uhhhh
No?

>> No.36980054

>>36980032
I'll call her how KC intended not Bogey, but Bogie

>> No.36980055

>>36980032
Well Bogie is the mean one so your hypothetical doesn't make sense

>> No.36980059

>>36980055
Bogey is still the Boogeyman one.

>> No.36980065

this conversation is making me feel drunk

>> No.36980069

>>36980059
They're both boogeywomen you dope

>> No.36980074

>>36980069
Her spelling is closer, though.

>> No.36980078

>>36980074
Are you autistic, do you have downs?

>> No.36980080

>called Bogeys
>don't play golf
>don't engage fighter aircraft

>> No.36980081

God, please get these hakus off my site

>> No.36980083

>>36980080
>>don't engage fighter aircraft
she might

>> No.36980094

>>36980078
Nah, I was just explaining the reason for my personal choice in the post earlier.

>> No.36980106

>>36980083
How? Can she even fly that high and fast?

>> No.36980109
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>>36980081
You're gonna make her cry.

>> No.36980112
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>hate drugs
>love wonderworm
reality is cruel
would she pressure me into it?

>> No.36980114

>>36980106
She doesn't fly, she's good at jumping.

>> No.36980115

>>36980106
>How?
maxing out her acrobatics stat

>> No.36980120

>>36980109
The only thing that can do that is bad grammar

>> No.36980124

>bogey (plural bogeys)
>1) The Devil
>2) A ghost, goblin, or other hostile supernatural creature
>3) A bugbear
I guess all of them count as Bogeys.

>> No.36980127

>>36980112
Tobacco is different from street drugs so it's OK

>> No.36980133

>>36980127
i thought she smoked opium

>> No.36980137

>>36980133
That's still not weed so it's fine imo

>> No.36980161

>>36980106
got the infinite jump perk

>> No.36980179

So, who IS down with the clown?

>> No.36980199

>>36980179
>So, who IS down with the clown?
DO you mean: So, who is down to clown?

>> No.36980203

Clowns = Bogie
Dumbo = Dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNLiIehpLnE

>> No.36980223

>>36980112
No, because all you need is love. Which is the strongest drug possible. She'd pressure you into it so hard your head would spin.

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>>36980179
anon c'mon

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>>36980179
No, take a magnet and stick it up a clowns ass.

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https://imgbox.com/g/kdarvBLPJI
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 111. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/rGe5x0iJ

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html

>> No.36980265

>>36980258
Yay

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>>36979375
Dont you just want to eat those burgers that are covered in her naughty ass scent? You could be eating that while she is teasing you. You know you want it, admit it.

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What do ya say, anon?

>> No.36980300

>>36977752
The life of a Ushi pornstar would be an interesting exploration
Especially the life after porn and family

>> No.36980303

>>36980289
Apples are a unpleasant and poor quality fruit only useful for animal feed and cardboard manufacture.

>> No.36980314

>>36980289
This horse seems familiar. I have a feeling she is the best of her bunch though.

>> No.36980319

>>36980289
Sorry, donut know english too well, need to work so I can help my sick mama back home

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>>36980258
Cute nun!

>> No.36980323

>>36980258
New girl seems popular.

>> No.36980329

>>36980258
Would we call a bogie like this a "handlet"?

>> No.36980337

>>36980289
>going to shoot me behind the barn
How did you know I have rabies, was it the mouth foam?

>> No.36980350

>>36980289
I prefer big princess horses, go away you sweaty bitch

>> No.36980352

>>36980112
Monster drugs are different from normal narcotics

>> No.36980367

>>36980329
>bogies not being proud of their tits or ass
>They are proud of their honks, sueaks and large hands
>they bully handlets

>> No.36980369

>>36980320
I, for one, welcome our new lap dancing Pope overlords!

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>> No.36980377

>>36979178
That just means your wooden cabin will receive a construction force dragging that fancy high speed internet cable that you can later use as a rope to find your way back home when someone gets lost

>> No.36980384

>>36980369
I read that as Pepe.

>> No.36980392

>>36980258
Now that's a clown that Batman would gladly rape.

>> No.36980407

>>36980384
Frog or skunk?

>> No.36980411

>>36978574
If you just got them pregnant already you wouldn’t have this problem.

>> No.36980439

>>36980367
They have to be so pregnant they hands can't grasp their bellies

>> No.36980456

>>36977533
Do they turn places into clown worlds instead of demon realms?
>>36980289
>>>/mlp/

>> No.36980460

>>36980258
Where are you getting the newest Axem pics?
Dude never updates his twatter or image galleries

>> No.36980477

>>36980460
Last time I checked the source list, at least some of his pictures had Discord links, so probably that.

>> No.36980504

>>36979208
Clown girl waits for the good kid with home made milk and cookies while glaring at the naughty kid, whispering to him that bad kids don't get any treats, they get threats

>> No.36980517

>>36980289
I'm already in the barn with my belt unbuckled.

>> No.36980526
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Is Nights a Bogie?

>> No.36980532

>>36980477
Does he run his own discord or something? I don't see him in the big ones

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>>36977459

>> No.36980564

>>36979151
That’s stupid. It’s not like clowns are going to destroy us all.

>> No.36980570
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Woof

>> No.36980575

>>36980456
It's called a circus, anon

>> No.36980577

>>36980228
C'mon what? :^)
hOnK

>> No.36980578

>>36980570
>rAB
what did she mean by this?

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>>36980578
woof

>> No.36980592

>>36980578
ГАВ!

>> No.36980606

>>36980570
>>36980588
Speak common, mutt!

>> No.36980618

>>36980606
Bark bark. Bark.

>> No.36980647

>>36980367
Sad clown has confidence issues due to her small hands. Husband must kiss her palm and each individual finger multiple times a day to keep up her spirits.

>> No.36980663

>Having sex with Bogie
>You pathetically squirm under her and premature ejaculate several times
>She giggles and start telling sex jokes about it
>Now you pathetically squirms, ejaculating and laughing to tears because it's too funny
Best girl.

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>>36977459

>> No.36980694
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This is what a succubus egg cell looks like.
They prey on your sperm.

>> No.36980705

>>36980575
>Bogie tells you it's not her first rodeo

>> No.36980726

>>36980694
>The more sperm the egg eats the stronger and more lewd the child succ will be

>> No.36980734

>>36980694
Reminds me of that doujin about Orc girls eggs being super strong, super degenerate but interesting none the less.

>> No.36980737

>>36980694
Disgusting lies
Succubus ovums have their own cunny for the sperm cell that reaches them

>> No.36980750

>>36980734
Sauce?

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>>36980456
I legitimately didnt realize it was mlp, I thought it was just a bipedal centaur, have sleeping maus as an apology

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>>36980752
No one cares, we're plumb full of horsefuckers of one stripe or another.

>> No.36980793

>>36980750
It's on panda, Orc Princess's Eggs are crazy strong.

>> No.36980796

>>36980694
oh bother, there goes my bloodline again

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>File too large (file: 4.43 MB, max: 4 MB).
"Image" board my ass.

>> No.36980833

>>36980803
did you use jpg compression?

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>>36980833
More my remarking that an image board has such low limits. Also never mention the devil's filetype again.
Anyway pingo to the rescue, fox tats are now postable.

>> No.36980880

>>36980793
Thanks, it was neck snappingly degenerate. Not in a fun way. An interesting concept drowning in a sea of 'wtf is this?'.

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>> No.36980907

>>36980882
godamn this robot was made to be a factory, wasn't she?

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>>36980860
>when Yukari gets tired of the flirting and wants you two just fuck already

>> No.36980929
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>Ol' Cheshire sure has been down in the dumps lately.
>Something about a "clown around town" coming and "stealing her thunder."
>A shame really, they seem like they would be quite the duo if they got to know each other.
>I suppose this calls for a tea party.

>> No.36980944

>>36980929
Miss Hatter that's your answer for everything.

>> No.36980990

>>36980944
>wants a hallucinogenic coffee klatch instead
Based Coach Mcguirk.

>> No.36981002

>>36980944
Well, has it ever NOT worked?

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>>36980577
i dont want to be made to relive an embarrassing and cringy part of my adolescence.

>> No.36981080

>>36981019
You were a clown?

>> No.36981087
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36981087

I want Bogie to back me against the wall knee on dick

>> No.36981140

>>36981019
You got HONKED by a qt clown girl and are keeping the story from us you fucker?

>> No.36981147

>>36981087
>thigh showed between the legs up on the crotch
Insta loss for me

>> No.36981157

Haha imagine Bogie grabs your ass and she also honks a horn at the same time she fondles your asscheeks.
HONK HONK

>> No.36981176
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36981176

You now remember in Castlevania Portrait of Ruin that the Cream Pie is a dark-attribute attack best used against humans like Richter Belmont because of the rarity of dark attacks and his weakness to darkness.
Essentially, since (You) are a human, pie to the face is your weakness.

>> No.36981190

>>36981176
Is this... lemon custard?
AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE I HAVE SEEN BEYOND THE VEIL

>> No.36981224
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>>36977459
What kind of monstergirl would Essex be?

>> No.36981225

>>36981147
why?

>> No.36981263

>>36981087
Imagine going to college with a bogey
Seeing her struggle between classes, family, lack of a social life
Being the one who ignores her self defense weapon of banter, and instead treats her like a person worth celebrating

>> No.36981278

>>36981080
>>36981140
I think he's talking about those rapping clowns what had a fued with Eminem

>> No.36981292

>>36977559
Rape
The answer is always rape

>> No.36981298

>>36981225
thick thighs are nice, it throws me off balance, pierces a lot of my defenses, explains her intent and demonstrates her as being equal in size or larger than me

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>> No.36981362

>>36981347
Dangerously thicc imp.

>> No.36981375
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36981375

Poke

>> No.36981378

>>36980370
Kek

>> No.36981385

>>36981298
Also you can’t escape with high between your legs and head between her breasts

>> No.36981390

>>36981347
Cunny?

>> No.36981419

>>36981362
>thicc
no., she just short

>> No.36981478

>>36981375
She'd really prefer that be your penis

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>>36977459

>> No.36981625 [DELETED] 

>>36980913
why is yuyuko a stage 1 boss in TD again ?

>> No.36981642

>>36981625
alcohol is a fickle muse

>> No.36981647

>>36981642
wrong thread please ignore

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>>36981647
if you insist

>> No.36981680

>>36981347
>succubus shows up demanding sperm
>but she has almost no knowledge of sex and is pure and innocent

>> No.36981710
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36981710

The last thing you see after rubbing your arms to stay warm on a winter day

>> No.36981720
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>>36977459

>> No.36981741

>>36981710
Fat!

>> No.36981765

>>36981225
Feeling something warm and fleshy pressed against your dick, and feeling it with your inner thighs that have so many nerve ends, aand being subjected to a sexualy confident move by a woman is a winning combination.

>> No.36981769

>>36981002
anon has been tripping for the past 3 months

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>>36981720
>Western artstyle

>> No.36981785

>>36980533
big goat priestess

>> No.36981794

>>36981774
These faggots have been way too common in recent years.

>> No.36981808

>>36979106
inspirational

>> No.36981841

>>36981741
She's bulking for winter! Yeti-chan is hitting the gym to be a big, strong cuddler and hibernate with her husband!

>> No.36981865

>>36981841
thats what all the dragons and clowns tell me

>> No.36981870

>>36981865
Anon please, dragons aren't fat, they're robust.

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>>36981870
lmao yeah ok

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>>36981419
"Little girl" isn't necessarily mutually exclusive with "thicc"

>> No.36981935

>>36981176
>>36981190
It's a vampire with a EUROPEAN ACCENT! NOOO MY BRAIN THERE IS NO GOD! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

>> No.36981944

>>36981720
This is so absurd that I love it. Wtf I like centaurs now.

>> No.36981950

I got press ganged into a lilim pirate larper’s crew and the worst part is her and all her crew don’t have the ovaries to rape me and whenever I try to hit on them they either play dense or find an excuse to leave. Why did I get stuck with such a fucking worthless crew, they don’t even have any aphrodisiacs on board so I can’t put that into their food. What the fuck should I do, or should I just give up and walk the plank?

>> No.36981965

>>36981950
Mock them in old timey speech and fuck a wild sea slime in front of them constantly.

>> No.36981993

>>36981950
this >>36981965 or dress like a harlot showing off as much skin, moan sensually whenever you lift something, and creep into a monsters bed and sleep there

>> No.36982017

>>36981901
Fat girl hollering for seconds, when she's on her 10th bowl.

>> No.36982024

I want to hug a kiki. And tell her she's pretty.

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>>36977459

>> No.36982027
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>>36981865
Yetis go through with it.
>>36981950
Use reverse psychology and pretend you don't want to do anything sexual with them.

>> No.36982030
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36982030

In the end I couldn’t become anything more than feeding and breeding stock for succubi…

>> No.36982072

>>36982017
Eventually you just gotta cut them off

>> No.36982079

So if somehow a monster girl harms a guy physically or mentally does she get a punishment?

>> No.36982080

>>36982030
Sneedcubi

>> No.36982105

>>36982080
You do feed them your seed.

>> No.36982112

>>36982079
She'll go nuts apologizing and trying to make it up to him

>> No.36982115

>>36982079
I mean, to get blood sucked the vampire has to bite right? Most punishment is an edgelord Dhampir daughter.

>> No.36982142

>>36982017
Look, wocks don't need a lot of math

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>> No.36982150

>>36982079
>tfw no hellhound licks to make it feel better after she accidentally gives me a minor scratch

>> No.36982161

>>36982142
Jabberwocks, like all dragons sans Wurms, are highly intelligent. I bet Jabberwock just has some bullshit excuse. "Actually, I have three mouths, so if you divide that by the number of dishes, which you factor in serving counts only, then divide that further...". I wouldn't be surprised if she went to Hakutaku's class just to learn math tricks to justify all the calories she eats.

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>>36977459

>> No.36982219

>>36981019
homestuck

>> No.36982235

>>36981224
boats are tsukumogami, duh

>> No.36982271

>>36982079
>Giant, scarred, beefy Ushi Oni on the prowl
>Ushi Oni identifies rape target in back alley
>leaps and pounces on guy
>cement-shattering pounce
>her fanged grin drools with high octane lust and pent up dirty
>with one of her claws, she parts her tangled, rope like hair so that her beady red eyes can finally see her prey
>her drooling ceases
>the man she was going to rape into oblivion is visibly hurt, bleeding from the mouth

>man wakes up in the morning, doctors observing a body cast made of the strongest spider silk around, and a massive Ushi Oni looking at him like a scared school girl

>> No.36982275

>>36981769
He's just on a journey of self-discovery, he'll be fine!

>> No.36982277

>>36982161
>Listen Anon, it takes a lot of energy to generate our breath attacks and the amount needed to raise and bear a child is great, I am preparing both to carry a daughter and defend myself at the same time.

>> No.36982283

>>36982277
Uhhhh...... you don´t have a man tho?

>> No.36982295

>>36982148
God I wish that were me.

>> No.36982303

>>36982283
>I have one in front of me, one that just made a very bad statement

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>>36982283
She has to eb ready for when a cute boy inevitably jumps in her lap! She can get one super easy, it's not like she's some weird hag virgin or anything

>> No.36982306

>>36982115
The idea of making dhampirs with a vampire makes me indescribably horny. The best part is that it's almost entirely the vampires fault for being able to birth a dhampir in the first place.

>> No.36982311

>>36982148
i want to see how wet a sea bishop gets when you tell her you can't swim

>> No.36982317

>>36982219
Not him but that wasn’t embarassing. It was super good when I read it and since I’m not american I was away and blind to the cancerous fandom.
It would be more accurate to call it INFURIATING over how shit it became.

>> No.36982330

>>36982306
i haven't quite figured out how to feel about 9 months of her being fake tsundere about her pregnancy but i think i'm into it.

>> No.36982335

>>36982303
>she made an entire imaginary husbando,(You) due to being so damn lonely and even believes you to be real

>> No.36982341

I want to help out a small, religious church of hathor.
Mostly because I want a THICK, religious harem

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>> No.36982350

Do Bogies turn bad women into more clowns?

>> No.36982354

>>36982346
Grope the gator

>> No.36982356

Do any of you fine, well cultured individuals have any level drain content?

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>>36982354
i want to gently kiss the gator

>> No.36982372

>>36982363
Remember to impregnate your gator childhood friend in highschool.

>> No.36982373

>>36982350
>guy has a childhood friend he likes
>Bogie throws pie to his face
>cleans off his eyes, cf is now a big Bogie
>now he gets double-teamed by Bogies
>also there is a Boogey right behind him
Oh no

>> No.36982388

>>36982350
Yeah. they're like zombies. They have an infinite supply of masks, and every mask put on a woman, monster or not, makes a new clown.

>> No.36982390

>>36982335
She has very low standards then.

>> No.36982393

>>36982388
so does a basilisk put the half mask over or under her other mask?

>> No.36982399

>>36982393
They fuse into one that covers their eyes as well as a whole side of their face

>> No.36982404

>>36982388
This opens up the possibility of the Cheshire-Clown. Or the Hellclown. I love jesters, and this excites me.

>> No.36982412

>>36982388
the mask can be willfully hidden by the now clowned monster or human and hide better, allowing the clown to spread further without suspicion of something is afoot. In a few days, the whole town is now a clown town. And You Wouldn't Even Known About It

>> No.36982417

>>36982404
>Cheshire-Clown
>just a regular Cheshire

>> No.36982422
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36982422

>Fighting over the last piece of pizza with snek waif
>You manage to grab it before her
>No sooner do you raise it to your mouth, she lunges towards it
>In one fluid motion, she takes in the entire slice and your hand into her serpentine mouth
>She swallows the slice and your arm up to your shoulder
>She looks you straight in the eye with a glare that says "don't ever do that again" and "if you do, next time it'll more than just your arm"
>After a few moments, she regurgitates your arm and hand, the slice of pizza still in her belly
>She smiles triumphantly while you go to the bathroom to wash off your arm
Moments like this to remind you that she indeed a monster and to not trifle with her lightly. Also, they remind you that should order more pizza next time, maybe one with toppings she doesn't like.

>> No.36982436

>>36982422
i curse whatever drew you to shirohebi

>> No.36982437

>>36982436
You

>> No.36982442
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>>36982422
>Degenerate half-vore fetish

>> No.36982450
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>>36982388
So what would happen if, say, a woman put on a Bogie mask and a Hatter hat at the same time?

>> No.36982463

>>36982442
No matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you protest, you cannot separate lamias from vore.

>> No.36982464

>>36982450
A jester that will make high just by being near to her

>> No.36982467

>>36982412
i now want to write about this.

>> No.36982471

>>36982450
aphrodisiac cream pies? the throwing kind, not the other kind

>> No.36982479

>>36980258
>Meanwhile, in Nav's shortstack MGE universe.

>> No.36982481

Cheshire variant of Jinko with Hatter hat and Bogie mask...

>> No.36982490

>>36982481
Not just a clown, but the whole circus.

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>>36982479
>Nav's shortstack MGE universe
that's where I want to live

>> No.36982493

>>36982467
do it fren, I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU CAN DO IT. MAKE THAT STORY

>> No.36982503

>>36982492
Where all the Monsters are shorter than you, their boobs and thighs are bigger and they're twice as aggressive.

>> No.36982504

>>36982481
Just a Jinko/Bogey hybrid please.

>> No.36982508

>>36982317
>Not him but that wasn’t embarassing.
says you

>> No.36982512

>>36982422
>>36982463
I hate vorefags so much holy shit

>> No.36982521

>>36982512
yeah. he stops by for attention every once in a while

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>>36982503
>they're twice as aggressive
>thinking shorties are a threat
>thinking they won't be punished for their hubris
they'll get what they want, just not in they way they think

>> No.36982573

>>36982521
He's a /tg/fag, same with the guy who used to spam giantess shit. Hell they're probably the same guy.

>> No.36982604

>>36982492
Its certainly a comfy world

>> No.36982614
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36982614

If I pull that mask off will you die?

>> No.36982622

>>36982614
Last guy that did it came on the spot apparently

>> No.36982626

>>36982614
It would be extremely sexy.

>> No.36982633

>>36981950
Don't be a pussy. She want you to start a mutiny, take over her sorry excuse of a boat, assert yourself as the one in charge give the old Capitan an ultimatum. She eithers walks the plank and waits in an deserted island for someone to find her sorry ass or she opens the door to the capitan's quarters so you can invite her in

>> No.36982642

>>36982614
>>36982626
>>36982622

I'm not scared, I'm pulling it off!

>> No.36982648

>>36982642
Anon, KC confirmed yesterday the last thug that dared fucking came on the spot! DO YOU REALLY WANT A CLOWN TO LAUGH AT YOUR KIDDY ENDURANCE FOR CUMMING IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT?!

>> No.36982657

>>36982648

I won't lose to clown pussy

>> No.36982658

>>36982648
the one who will be laughing is me as I make her blush by calling her beautiful before passing out

>> No.36982681

>>36982648
I'll do it blindfolded and kiss her on the lips

>> No.36982685

>>36982626
UU
UU

>> No.36982690

>>36982657
>Man who lost to clussy

>> No.36982692

>>36982648
>Checked KC's Twitter
>It's true
Also KC is back to tweetstorming MGE scenarios.

>> No.36982693

what happens if you complete her mask?

>> No.36982704

>>36982693
she joins a theatre troupe with a phantom

>> No.36982708
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36982708

How do I get invited to the angel priestess' super secret room?

>> No.36982710

>>36982693
ANON THIS IS A BLUEBOARD

>> No.36982717
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36982717

>>36982708
Prove your faith

>> No.36982737

>>36982648
P E R H A P S .

>> No.36982742

>>36982648
I'll do the old perseus and look at her through a mirror when I pull off the mask

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>> No.36982753

>>36982311
As a small guy having to see the absolute terror and dread of a big guy unable to swim I can attest that there are few things that give you an ego boost and a power trip hard on born from superiority than having to hold and calm down that scared giant as they are out of their minds in the water. I can just imagine how much the sea level would rise after the sea bishop has to see the struggling husband cling to her for his life, doubly so if the husband is usually strong and imposing

>> No.36982754

>>36982746
why do monsters like to wear broken chains and restraints?

>> No.36982759
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36982759

Is there any brain more random than a March Hare's?

>> No.36982768

>>36982754
They don't they broke them.

>> No.36982774

>>36982768
but why do they keep wearing them?

>> No.36982779

>>36982774
Those are the parts they couldn't break.

>> No.36982783
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Not enough monsters with harem/dancing outfits maybe the desert kingdoms are onto something

>> No.36982797

>>36982774
maybrey its like that crazy bitch from yu yu hakusho

>> No.36982798

>>36982783
at least we got genies

>> No.36982817
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Friendly reminder that her butthole tastes like hazelnut, and that you should give it a lick! A slow, passionate, deep lick!

>> No.36982827

>>36982817
Oh, well, if she insists then I guess I could pencil it into my schedule

>> No.36982835
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>>36982827
Pencil in a tail fluff, huffing session as well

>> No.36982857

>>36982708
>"Priestess, help! I've incubized and need purification!"
>she tries to perform the "rite of purification"
>angel priestess now addicted to incubus cock

>> No.36982860

>>36982817
YOU LIED

>> No.36982862

>>36982708
sounds an awful lot like one of succubus rooms/former prisons

>> No.36982868

I find the idea of somehow being forcibly incubised without being claimed, and then another monster coming along to 'help you deal with your new-found needs' really hot

>> No.36982876 [SPOILER] 
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36982876

I saw it! I figured out what's under her mask.

DO NOT OPEN

>> No.36982880

>>36982857
Holy crap that's possible? Last game involving that had the angel purify me instead with her milk

>> No.36982884
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>>36982860
RATA ass! Not rat ass, you silly anon! Of course, rat ass is gonna taste bad. Rata ass does indeed taste of hazelnut. Remember to look for the fluffy, striped tail that kinda looks like a squirrel. If it's a scaly, pink or gray tail, stay away!

>> No.36982885
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>Barges into your home
>Grapes your wife
>Refuses to join your harem
>Leaves

>> No.36982893

>>36982880
not really, but they might hear the whispers of the fallen god and go for it

>> No.36982896

>>36982885
>Apophis grapes another apophis

>> No.36982949

>>36982885
>Refuses to join your harem
she violated the NAP, not an option anymore

>> No.36982950

>>36982896
what would that make? double apophis?

>> No.36982960

>>36982950
>double apophis
just take a slice

>> No.36982962
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>>36982896
No monsters are immune to their own venom anon, I'm sorry about your extra grapey snake

>> No.36982968

>>36982876
It's worse than we thought.

They're working together.

>> No.36982973

>>36982868
This, or a young incubus who's human girl childhood friend loves him so much, she monsterizes herself just so she can take his enlarged girth.

>> No.36983069
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>>36982962
oh no scorpion ded

>> No.36983073

what is the holy see's stance on mgs?

>> No.36983078
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36983078

I think my elf momster is trying to seduce me, and it's working.

>> No.36983107

>>36983073
Nobody gives a fuck

>> No.36983109

translation tommorow on on the day before tuesday?

>> No.36983113

>>36983073
the vatican calls dibs on all the alps

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>> No.36983165
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>>36983078
elf momsters are too good and too op

>> No.36983174

>>36983165
How do you suggest nerfing them?

>> No.36983196

>>36980300
I will write it then. The question is whether to make the Ushi "the alpha" in terms of size/etc. or the smallest.

>> No.36983209

Since Bogey and Bogie possibly come from the same place there's a possibility that there's a kingdom of huge onee-sans that want to treat human men like little boys.

>> No.36983211

>>36983174
>nerf them
There is no way to nerf elf momsters

>> No.36983215
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>>36983174
>Implying elf momsters need anymore nerfs
Nerf fucking kunoichi they only ever do one strat
>Wait till target is resting
>Sneak in
>Sit on his face
>Win
It's that fucking ez for them, kunoichi are cheesier than large mice

>> No.36983227

>>36983215
>he doesn't wear a spiky helm before sleeping

>> No.36983235

>>36983209
I am very interested in that kingdom, I don't know why but I am very interested

>> No.36983241

>>36983215
Just make some traps. Half the time they jump in them on purpose.

>> No.36983270

>>36983215
And this is why you need to marry an arachnid, so she can wrap your whole body up and keep you nice and safe from kunoichi attackers

>> No.36983290

>>36983270
But I hate ushi-onis burlap sack web

>> No.36983295

>>36977864
smol borb

>> No.36983299

>>36983290
sleep under her then, dumbfuck

>> No.36983301

>>36983215
Just don't go to sleep, rub caffeine powder directly into your eyes, and don't mind the things you may begin to see after a couple of days of not sleeping

>> No.36983315

>>36983215
Just sleep sideways, she can't smother you if she sits on your ear. It's THAT easy

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>>36977459

>> No.36983327
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>>36983299
But they weigh more than a sedan

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>>36983227
>Just allocate 4 inventory slots to always hold a piece of shit gear that became useless after level 20 besides countering very specific attacks
>>36983241
Making traps only makes it worse as they treat it as a challenge and while the low level kunoichi purposely get caught, high level kunoichi love nothing more than fucking a trapper
>>36983270
I hate the feeling of sticky web
>>36983301
Yeah but then I start seeing shogs out of the corner of my eyes and black goopy puddles around my house, the worst part is they don't even clean anything

>> No.36983334

>>36982968
Some thought they were consoling the poor Chesh.
Others thought they were burying the old and busted cat in favor of the new hotness.
Little did any of them know, they were simply falling into the trap laid by both of them all along.

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>> No.36983346

>>36983295
What's the difference between a birb and a borb?

>> No.36983355

what is the best spell to use on monsters and why is it venusify and megamoprhois?

>> No.36983357

>>36983346
Owls are predatory animals
Those big eyes are for spotting prey

>> No.36983366
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36983366

>>36983357
Nah, they seem too nice to be predators

>> No.36983380

>>36983355
How dangerous (for your dick) is it to cast both on a monster?

>> No.36983397

>>36983380
>>36983380
very dangerous, you won't even be able to run from how you just wish to breed that monster and the monster in question will easily milk you dry

>> No.36983399

why do onis keeping bulling me?

>> No.36983406

>>36983397
Then I should also learn magic that buffs my balls so I can give them as much virile semen as they can hold.

>> No.36983413
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>>36983399
Because you don't act first. Take the initiative and princess carry her to your bed once you and her get drunk, once this is done you'll have won the respect of every oni

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36983421

>>36977459

>> No.36983428

>>36983399
Idk but just say her horns are too small/ too big, every oni is insecure about her horns

>> No.36983432

>>36983380
Cast it on a Bogey and find out.

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>>36983413
If you managed to princess carry an oni this big to bed while drunk, she'd be begging for your babies then and there.

>> No.36983457

>>36983432
>bogey almost bursting at the seams from all of the extra stuffing the magic added to her
The most comfy living daki.

>> No.36983469

>>36983457
>tfw ywn sleep with your dick inside that overstuffed bogey and get smothered by her and wake up sucking her tits
FUCK

>> No.36983475

Is there a worse job in MGC than working at McMamono's, and serving burgers to fat monster girls?

>> No.36983483

>>36983475
janitor

>> No.36983492
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>>36977459
Imagine the leglocks.

>> No.36983493

>>36983483
Janitors clean up messes and are essential to the operations of any building, or society really. Being the cashier of a fast food joint, not so much

>> No.36983495
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>>36983475
Why would I work at McMamono's to do that? I'd serve up burgers to monsters for free.

>> No.36983501

>>36983475
>worst job
I have to disagree, but I'd do that shit for free

>> No.36983506

>>36983493
there's going to be a lot more biological messes so to speak. woe betide the movie theater janitor

>> No.36983522

How would a Bogey with a Boogie mask act like? They are the good cop bad cop duo, so how would a "bad" good cop act Infront of the guilty subject of hubbyities

>> No.36983533
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>>36983495
>>36983501
Weirdos, I hope you understand how low on the totem pole the monster girls surrounding you will be

>> No.36983537
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36983537

>>36983522
>other monster girls wearing the Bogie's mask
Uh, oh.

>> No.36983545

>>36983522
maliciously cuddly and wishing you to just sink into her embrace while making fun of you at the same time for being so eay

>> No.36983548
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36983548

An old grizzled mercenary saves a baby greenworm from Order knights. He must now protect and accompany the orphan child to the nearest monster-friendly city to find her a new home. It's the adventures of Lone Wolf and Grub

>> No.36983555
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36983555

>>36977459

>> No.36983559
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>>36983533
Oh no, I'll never have a wight come and enjoy my food. Guess I'll go cry into a fat pair of titties while I hug a plump monster.

>> No.36983569

>>36983533
what if I like 'em nice and meaty

>> No.36983581

>>36983559
Being in the arms of a fatty monster girl is pretty bad fate, please believe in yourself. You can do better

>> No.36983587

>>36983581
Nah, they are the best

>> No.36983590
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36983590

>>36983559
What makes foxes and burgers such a nice combination?

>> No.36983594

>>36983581
>thicc, huggable, poundable monsters = bad
>boney sticc monsters that have never had a good meal in their life = good
I don't think that logic tracks.

>> No.36983602
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>>36983581
Fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round

>> No.36983609
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Beefy girls gotta eat too.

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>>36983151
Using sweaters is cheating, there is no way a guy cant resist.

>> No.36983643

>>36982884
Jeez, when was the last time this Rata had her tail brushed?

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>>36983609
jinker eet stake

>> No.36983652

>>36983594
Flabby is bad. Especially when you consider how if one decides to keep you congratulations, now you're stuck with
>Having to make tons of food for your new wife (she never seems to get full)
>Having to share like 75% of your bed
>Constantly suffocating and being stuck whenever she rolls on top of you

>> No.36983657

>>36983069
Dumb scorp.
>>36983590
They're wild beasts.
>>36983609
No manners.

Time to start running.

>> No.36983686

>>36983657
Are you saying that both foxes and burgers are wild beasts?

>> No.36983698

>>36983657
>No manners.
I don't see a knife or a fork there, what else is she meant to do?

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>> No.36983709

>>36983652
>Having to make tons of food for your new wife (she never seems to get full)
Well yeah, monsters don't get much energy out of eating regular food. That's why they supplement their diets with ample amounts of semen. Just slather some "special sauce" on their food.
>Having to share like 75% of your bed
Depends on the bed size, and I don't take up much space on my bed anyways
>Constantly suffocating and being stuck whenever she rolls on top of you
Being smothered by big, fat titties and pressed by a plush, soft body sounds pretty good, honestly.

>> No.36983715

>>36983698
Get each of them.

>> No.36983772
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What kind of spells does a greenworm even know? Summon vegetable, grow, silk shot?

>> No.36983791

>>36983772
Detect juice

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>>36977459

>> No.36983802
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Refined monster girls that go wild in the bedroom>Always wild monsters with not a hint of class

>> No.36983806

>>36983799
Gonna join the DL's Army because of my fetish for women in uniform.

>> No.36983807

can she tell if you're faking it?

>> No.36983808
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>>36983802
MGs considered feral that are civilized > MGs that are straight feral

>> No.36983813

>>36983802
>tfw ywn be ogled by a bunch of noble monsters as a lowly peasant

>> No.36983820

>>36983807
How do you even fake ejaculation?

>> No.36983826

>>36983802
>Monsters that you have to be uptight around because of their nobility<Monsters that let you be yourself because they don't give a shit about being "proper"

>> No.36983830

>>36983820
Lotion.

>> No.36983841

>>36983820
mayonnaise

>> No.36983851
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>>36983323
hats come in many shapes and colors

>> No.36983857

>>36983323
>>36983851
>Yo, new guy, join my tea party, or else...
>You would be wise to join my tea party.

>> No.36983883

>>36983830
>>36983841
How do you make it look like it came out of your cock when it's inside her or touching her?

>> No.36983890

>>36983857
>Implying there anyone in wonderland is wise
2/10 would not go to a tea party with them, plus I bet they only have iced tea

>> No.36983892

>>36983883
go from behind

>> No.36983896

>>36983890
Iced tea is served by that one Hatter with a southern drawl, with tea parties frequented by scary bayou gators.

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>>36977459

>> No.36983902

>>36983857
>>36983896
Tea sucks, milk is where its at

>> No.36983910

>>36983902
big milky sloshers

>> No.36983916

>>36983902
You can have milk with tea you know. In fact the Hatter would probably be happy to provide some of her own.

>> No.36983923

>>36983892
>Fucking hellhound doggy style
>After convincing her somehow
>Say you're gonna cum
>Pull out
>Spit on her back
>Angry hellhound turns around to kick your ass for daring to pull out and having such a weak pathetic load as well
>Cum in her face
>Put out her eye flames with your cum
>Laugh
>Get raped

>> No.36983930

>>36983916
Can I just drink the milk without the tea?

>> No.36983948

>>36983896
I think the southern Hatters have come to prefer the term "cookout" over tea party.

>> No.36983964
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>"T-This is completely normal attire for a Dark Mage, apprentice. I'm not trying to seduce you. I would use spells for tha- I mean, I wouldn't do that at all because it is improper for a teacher and her precious, beloved, one-and-only student."

>> No.36983966

>just learn out of all animals humans are the only ones in heat all year long, that can last more than some seconds/thrusts before cumming and lacking a super long tiring refractory period
>it's as if we are tailor-made to be monster girl meat dildos
Bros they will never let us live this down...

>> No.36983971

>>36983964
>"O-oh. Sorry, I thought...I hoped...nevermind ma'am. I'll go back to reorganizing the tomes and cleaning the flasks..."

>> No.36983992

>>36983966
>meanwhile greenland shark be hitting puberty around age 150
the elf of sharks

>> No.36983993

>>36983971
This is the real monster slayer. Any monster who can't be true to their feelings would snap and begin professing their love right there.

>> No.36984001

>>36983992
Damn

>> No.36984008
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>>36983966
>human boys: we are not cumpumps
>also human boys: the species that evolved to have sex stamina
ummmm

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>>36983930
A bit unorthodox in their view, maybe even a little crass, but I'm sure they'd happily oblige.

>> No.36984025

>>36983992
>>36984008
so monsters who are based on animals are one pump chumps?

>> No.36984037
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>>36984025
S-Shut up

>> No.36984047

>>36984008
Yeah, well I'll be the one laughing when I bed an old hag who cums just from putting it in and begs me to take it easy on her old hips.

>> No.36984051

>>36984025
Before succubization, maybe. So far nearly every monster has capacity to ride a man non-stop for hours.

>> No.36984095

I like alps, they deserve love too!

>> No.36984097

>>36983964
>>36983971
>RPshit
>not even a monster girl
Cringe.

>> No.36984106

>>36983992
Greenland sharks have piss for blood

>> No.36984140

>>36983966
Male chinchillas fuck themselves to death

>> No.36984161
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36984161

>>36984097
>"Tch, nothing personal kid"

>> No.36984204

>>36984008
Thanks evolution, I can use my stamina to make some money

>> No.36984221

>>36983545
>Teasingly motherly
"Of course you like being hugged and petted you huge baby. I bet you also like for me to kiss that forehead, don't you? I knew you did, you are nothing but a naughty and needy infant. Is the baby hungry? Does baby want milkies? How shameless, if you are going to act that way I guess I have no choice, now do I?"

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Gonna steal from the ocelomeh city of gold. Wish me luck

>> No.36984237

>>36984221
Please kill yourself

>> No.36984250

>>36984236
get her a mask or something to cover her face while you're there

>> No.36984275

>>36984221
I'm confused whether this is a hag Cheshire or Bogie

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>>36984221

>> No.36984309

>>36984221
I'm okay with this.

>> No.36984351

>>36984221
this is what I need

>> No.36984389

>>36984236
Ocelomeh are at the north, the city of gold is at the south.

>> No.36984391

>>36984286
>tfw you will never be held like this by a mega milf momster
Portals! I need portals!

>> No.36984407

I'm going to tell a Salamander that in order to become horny made flesh all they need to do is LP LP > LK HP

>> No.36984447

If you, for whatever reason, where both single and in urgent need of incubisation, which Monster Girl would you seek out to help you?

>> No.36984450
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>Elves: "We're not 'made for breeding'!"
>also elves:

>> No.36984457
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Watch me break this hounds ankles and dunk on her

>> No.36984460
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36984460

>>36984450
wtf

>> No.36984461
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>>36984450
elves are wrong and stupid

>> No.36984462

>>36984447
Just raise your hand and say you need help. The nearest monster will assist you right away.

>> No.36984475

>>36984457
>quote from man amazon position'd at the halfcourt

>> No.36984487
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36984487

>>36984450
more proof

>> No.36984495

>>36984461
>"Elves are not walking breeding sows, you ignorant human!"
>t. elf now pregnant with sextuplets

>> No.36984496
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>>36984450
I mean they're right. They live for an age and have tiny populations despite that, they make dragons look positively fecund.
Beastgirls are, factually, made for breeding.

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>> No.36984525

>>36984499
Both make strong cases, but I aim weak to thigh-high stockings.

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>> No.36984540

>>36984499
Thicc tail > no tail

>> No.36984556

>>36984496
I'd like at least one of my daughterus to have my hair color

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>> No.36984604

>>36983073
The catholic church is a human body who is not connected to Christ via biblical legitimacy

>> No.36984609

>>36984600
I've wanted to post this pic for awhile, but wasn't sure if that crotch was sfw.

>> No.36984610

>>36984536
I read the filename as "elf harpy".

>> No.36984614

>>36984236
>fucking everything about this
Why made you think this was good to post?

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>> No.36984679

>>36983196
The bigger the beast, the bigger the emotional depth

>> No.36984740
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>Go to downtown MGC at night
>Find tanuki whore for cheap
>Says it's a celebration for her since I'm her first customer
>Has this stupid consent form I have to fill out before we fuck
>Best sex of my life
>Amazon position to mating press
>Pile driver to full nelson
>Didn't even ask me to wear a condom
>Came inside her so many time she's still leaking sperm in the morning
>She pulls out a calculator, pen and paper
>She starts writing down prices with each position we did
>And every time I creampied her
>Read consent form to see it stipulated that each sex act is a full separate cost as I was just originally paying for her time
>And there's a fucking 25% interest for every hour I spent with her beyond the first to the final cost
>Easily hundreds of thousands dollars in debt
>Try to just run but mofucuza are waiting outside my door
>Tanuki says we can work something out
>Turns out she was the daughter of the head of the mofucuza
>And now I have to take responsibility and marry her

>> No.36984876

>>36982388
Is it a mask or just makeup?

>> No.36984928

>>36984740
The daughter of a crime lord working as a whore. Despicable! She should be up to bigger and better schemes.

>> No.36984996

>>36984447
Apophis. Grapesnake venom is very powerful and fast-acting.

>> No.36985006

>>36984928
>The trick is she isn't actually whoring it up and today was her first day 'on the job'

>> No.36985043

Thoughts on a New Yorker Monstergirl(s) that are Mets Baseball fans?

>https://youtu.be/bUMU_fqMK5k

>> No.36985054

>>36985006
I get that but a proper lady of the criminal underworld shouldn't have to stoop to such lows to get a man. She should just pluck him up off the street, like a real member of the mofukuza.

>> No.36985065

>>36985054
Look Anon, these aren't the good old days.
A lady just can't have her goons grab a guy off the streets that catches her eye.

She has to use wits, seduction, and legal entrapment.

>> No.36985067

>>36985054
But where is the Romance in that? Marriage should be between two people,not two people and her enforcers

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>>36985065
>>36985067
Damn mofukuza is going downhill because of this younger generation. In my day we'd bribe the cops as much as needed to get our man.

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>>36985097
this is why i go for unaffiliated mofu

>> No.36985276

>>36984679
UUUU Ushi it shall be

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>attend to me, servant

>> No.36985293

>>36985245
The mofukuza always have a tight grip on mofu tourism in Zipangu. They'll expect a cut.

>> No.36985307

>>36985284
More belts, my lady?

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>>36979605
But anon, she is the cute!

>> No.36985326

>>36985276
Thank you

>> No.36985327

>>36985307
i do find it hilarious that a belt store is a legitimate business model in MG settings.

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>>36985284
>I don't think so

>> No.36985467

>>36985428
>Years have passed since you had a damphir daughter
>she still needs to help you to make your vampire wife act honest

>> No.36985520

>>36985428
>daughters out
>walk in on vampire wife trying on dhampir daughters clothes
>practically bursting at the seams
this is a complicated feeling

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>>36983483
Being a nighttime janitor at an MGC office building is a comfy job. Until you run into the resident shoggoth hiding in the vents. Or the mamano OLs who stay late to get work done cry and drink over their boyfriendless lives

>> No.36985572

>>36982404
>>36982350
>>36982388
I wish I could draw now, art of this is a must

>> No.36985577

>>36982388
Don't mislead people while the translation is still """pending""" (except on Patreon)

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>Single kikimora stuck in a wall
>You're on the side with her upper body
>She's very obstinate and angry about her ordeal
>She will not cooperate with anything you ask
>Above her is one timestop scroll that'll stop time around you for 1 hour
Suppose your were to use said scroll, what you do you do to her, if anything, in that 1 hour?

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>>36985599
Excuse the typos, I just woke up.

>> No.36985621

>>36985599
Time stop, draw a silly mustache on her face and if I have the time go around to her back and squirt elmers glitter glue on her butt

>> No.36985654

>>36985599
No need for timestop, just squirt a little water/chocolate/ whatever on the ground in front of her and watch her get all squirmy

>> No.36985671

>>36985572
Practice makes perfect. I used to draw alot in school and got pretty good but I haven't in years and my skills have degenerated due to lack of practice

>> No.36985702

>>36985599
>Stick fingers in her mouth
>Sniff her mouth
>Lick inside of her mouth
Gotta inspect her for personal reasons. Then it's time for the evil part.
>Steal a few kisses
>Stick dick in mouth
>Use her mouth for pleasure
>Cum in my hand
>Rub some cum just inside her nostrils
>Rub just a little in her mouth
>Wash the rest off
Can't let her have too much. We're going for maximum tease. Gotta force her to smell and faintly taste stinky, virgin, male mana for the duration of the time she's stuck. Gonna watch her squirm as her monster instincts take hold as she attempts to brute force her way out of the wall. The tease will awaken a strength to get free and rape harder than any hellhound, oni, or minotaur could ever hope for. Then I'll accept my fate when she finally does break free.

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Just walking around the mall and you see it. Worm in the jort. Time to consider?

>> No.36985980

>>36977533
THE TRUE AND NEO CHAOS

>> No.36986013

>>36984876
Black part's a mask, white part is natural makeup.
But the bit about her being able to corrupt others with the mask is just threadcanon for the time being.

>> No.36986054

>Go to zipangu
>Take huge loan from tanuki bankers
>Go back to mainland monster territory
>Exchange it for orderbux
>Change name
>Get a haircut
>Maybe a cool scar
>Build manor on orderland border to demon realm
>Find a cute monster of what ever species you want
>Marry her and retire
Find a fault in my plan. Protip: you can't

>> No.36986100

>>36986054
Your wife will sense your misdeed and ill-nature

>> No.36986276

>>36985812
Jort? What in Sam Hill is a jort?

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>>36985812
Cool jeans.

>> No.36986400

>anubis
>bunyip
>crow tengu
>mantis
What else do I need if I want to have the most autistic harem possible?

>> No.36986435

>>36986400
Lich.

>> No.36986630

>>36986400
Flatfish

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