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3687703 No.3687703 [Reply] [Original]

Poor Sion, it must be hard being a virgin in a universe full of sluts

>> No.3687721

Only a faggot would think she didn't date and had sex with lots of man even before she was introduced in MB.

Just because you are a virgin faggot it doesn't mean mature charcters such as her have to be as pathetic as you.

>> No.3687744

>>3687721
Except she canonically never even met a man until MB.

>> No.3687746

type moon wikia sion.

i quote

"often used her body as leverage for access to the restricted books in the magi owned libraries."

>> No.3687757

>>3687746
[citation needed]

>> No.3687787
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>>3687746
That's a damn lie. You made that up.

>> No.3687797

>>3687746
the free type-moon encyclopedia anyone can edit™

>> No.3687806

the free type-moon encyclopedia with the magical distance killing shiki

>> No.3687814

>>3687757
every post in this thread is nothing more then conjectures and wishful thinking.

No word on whether Sion is a virgin or not is or will be out, because, you know It is not relevant to the plot

>> No.3687824

>>3687814
It's relevant to her likability.

>> No.3687837

Know who else is a virgin?

Bazett.

Seems like purple hair means you're a virgin as far as Nasu is concerned.

>> No.3687843

>>3687837
You seem to have forgotten the erotical black hole.

>> No.3687849
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>> No.3687854

>>3687824
Only a gigantic faggot would consider the fact of whether a fictional character had sex or not relevant to the likability of said character over things like personality or personal achievements.

>> No.3687853

>>3687843

She more than makes up for Bazette and Sion's chasteness.

>> No.3687876

>>3687843
Erotical black hole original hair color is not purple.

>> No.3688173 [DELETED] 
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3688173

She's not a virgin anymore.

>> No.3688229
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>> No.3688237

>>3688229
Rap sucks

>> No.3688471

You know, she was sleeping in alleys and shit.

Her clothes must have stank to high heaven...how the hell did she wash them?

>> No.3688485

>>3688471
sion in washing machine.jpg

>> No.3688515

>>3688471
Laundromat.

Don't ask where she got the money.

>> No.3688551

>>3687876
It's purple now, and that's what counts.

>> No.3688618

>>3688515
But she had no other clothes to wear.

>> No.3688655

>>3688618
Then she washes them nude.

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>>3688681
>Sion Boy Tell 'Em
I actually kind of like it

>> No.3688725

>>3688655
But a laundromat is a public area

>> No.3688741

>>3688725
I don't think anyone would complain if an attractive Egyptian girl wanted to wash her clothes naked.

>> No.3688745

>>3688471
public fountains at night probably.

her and sacchin use open air baths though.

You make it sound like 2 superpowered girls can't make a few bucks here and there.

>> No.3688754
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>>3688741
I thought she turned Egyptian not was Egyptian from the start.

>> No.3688764

>>3688754
You don't turn Egyptian. That doesn't even make sense.

That's like Jojo bizarre.

>> No.3688767 [DELETED] 

I am a modern hairo: my name is Paddy Kearney;
Not long ago, I landed from the bogs of sweet Killarney;
I used to cry out: SOAP FAT! bekase that was my trade, sir,
Till I 'listed for a Soger-boy wid Corcoran's brigade, sir.

For to fight for Uncle Sam;
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
To save the Stripes and Stars.

Ora, once in regimentals, my mind it did bewildher.
I bid good-bye to Biddy dear, and all the darling childher;
Whoo! says I, the Irish Volunteers the divil a one afraid is,
Bekase we've got the soger bould, McClellan, for to lade us.

For to fight for Uncle Sam;
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
To save the Stripes and Stars.

We soon got into battle: we made a charge of bay'nets:
The Rebel blaggards soon gave way: they fell as thick as paynuts.
Och hone! the slaughter that we made, bedad, it was delighting!
For, the Irish lads in action are the divil's boys for fighting.

They'll fight for Uncle Sam;
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
To save the Stripes and Stars.

Och, sure, we never will give in, in any sort of manner,
Until the South comes back agin, beneath the Starry-Banner;
And if John Bull should interfere, he'd suffer for it truly;
For, soon the Irish Volunteers would give him Ballyhooly.

Oh! they'll fight for Uncle Sam;
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
To save the Stripes and Stars.

And! now, before I ind my song, this free advice I'll tender:
We soon will use the Rebels up and make them all surrender,
And, once again, the Stars and Stripes will to the breeze be swellin',
If Uncle Abe will give us back our darling boy McClellan.

Oh! we'll follow Little Mac,
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
He'll lade us on to glory, O!
To save the Stripes and Stars.

>> No.3688769

>>3688764
and type moon isn't bizarre?

I mean how the hell does a vampire get a fucking tan?

>> No.3688778

>>3688769
I believe that's a hypothetical "what if she never was a vampire" situation.

>> No.3688855

>>3688745
They make it by stealing it.

>> No.3688873

She lost the tan by becoming a vampire.

>> No.3688880

>>3688778
but dust is a dead apostle.....

>> No.3688887

>>3688873
I don't think skin works that way

>>3688880
Just going by /jp/'s apparent lies.

>> No.3688914

>>3688880
She's a DAA but not a vampire

>> No.3688942

>>3688745
Doesnt your city turn fountains off at night to save power/water?

>> No.3688943

>>3688873
I have no tan, am I a vampire too?

>> No.3688961

I'm calling bullshit on everything in this thread

>> No.3688965

>>3688764

But Archer turned nigger somehow.

>> No.3688964

>>3688914
That makes no sense, DAAs are vampires by default.

>> No.3688973

>>3688965
That's called a tan. He spent too much time out in the Sun.

>> No.3688980

>>3688942
But fountains don't use any water unless someone drinks from them. The water is reused.

>> No.3688988

>>3688980
some of it evaporates moron

>> No.3688989

>>3688980
Bitches don't know about my evaporation.

>> No.3688990

>>3688964
So what is ORT and Primate Murder?

>> No.3688996

>>3688961
Can't call bullshit on Sion's virginity.

I mean, who would really want to do it with her?

>> No.3688997

>>3688988
Evaporation is goddamned negligible in the middle of the goddamned night in a cold country.

>> No.3689004
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>>3688997

>> No.3689005

>>3688990
Ort's special because its fucking ort

And primate murder drinks blood and kills people and is super fucking powerful so its guilty by association.

>> No.3689013

http://nrvnqsr.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1451&page=45#
223257
>>Dust: -----
>>Dust: I had abandoned my emotions long ago, but I feel burden when confronting my own worst possible condition.
>>Dust: So this is what processing slowdown is.
>>Sion: ....That's my line. Youfre what I would be if I became one of the 27 Ancestors?
>>Sion: You...are not a vampire. You have no transcendent pride nor obligation.
>>Dust: That is correct, vampire. I am one of the 27 Ancestors, but I am not a vampire.

>> No.3689034

>>3689013
I don't believe a word that comes out of her sandnigger mouth.

>> No.3689051

>>3689013
so she outvampired being a vampire like zelretch did.

>> No.3689069

>>3689051
She's just that amazing.

And sexy, too.

>> No.3689081

>>3689069
too bad she's emotionally dead and see's you as nothing more then a battery for her giant robot.

>> No.3689092

>hard being a virgin
This is what sluts really believe.

>> No.3689110

>>3689081
I'm sure I've still got a shot.

>> No.3689117

>>3689110
You're too optimistic.

see ya at the end of the world.

>> No.3689144

>>3689117
I'll be fucking her when you get there.

>> No.3689277

Needs more Dust of Osiris porn.

>> No.3689286

Who the fuck is dust? I dont remember that in the list of the 27.

>> No.3689293

>>3689144
looking forward to it
>>3689286
meaty bread boss, she's tatari mirror universe sion who got to grow up all the way without shiki's dick inside her, this lack of penis made her evil.

>> No.3689318

>>3689293
Shiki doesn't put his penis in ANY version of Sion.

>> No.3689321

>>3689293
In what, actress again?

>> No.3689336

>>3689318
okay ruin my explanation why don't you gawd.

tatari drank enough of sion's blood to be considered drinking her soul.

Sion's soul in wally's reality marble grew up right nice, became head of atlas, got a tan, made a giant robot which will kill everyone on earth and then use them as batteries to power itself so it can tell the 6th all about how it murdered everyone before the 6th could and then give it the finger. Also became a dead apostle and stuff.

So anyway when wally got dead, dust was strong enough inside his reality marble to take form.

(The 6th is the super apocalypse that wally originally became a vampire to try to stop)

>> No.3689341

>>3689321
yuppers

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>>3689321
Yes.

>> No.3689361

>>3689336
>got a sexy tan that she should have had in the first place

>> No.3689364

>>3689361
goddamn desert fever.

>> No.3689380

>>3689364
Just saying, it makes a lot more sense than being as pale as she normally is.

>> No.3689399

I wonder what she looks like without that funny hat.

>> No.3689401

>>3689399
brown sion

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well I'm going to bed, wake me when altrouge is confirmed for melty brawl

>> No.3689414

>>3689401
I wonder what brown Sion looks like.

>> No.3689553

Shouldnt sion have dark skin in the first place as shes egyptian?

Unless she used a shit ton of those skin whitening screams.

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