Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

So many sights to see.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36869170
jiiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

I have one place in particular I want to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869187
When the abyss stares back

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>>36869187
What's she looking at?

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bodystockingfox

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>>36869170
We don't want any adventures here. Terrible business, adventures. Make mastah late for dinner.

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>From the author of "I turned the holy prince into a monster manwhore" and "the tale of the milkboy" comes "The isekaied hero is a very slutty manwhore but is the greatest detective in another world and he can't stop trying to seduce old hags"

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>>36869289
>>36869292
thos chips

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>>36869375
>body stocking
Oh no, my one weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

Vroom vroom

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what the actual fuck, god please bleach my eyes of that filth that I just witnessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869375
Haha imagine being shoved in as punishment. It would be horrible haha

[Anonymous No.]

Can you faggots stop making multiple threads?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about alternate styled monstergirls but still similar and recognizable?

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>>36869404
Sounds like cheap wish fulfillment for hags. I’m buying 3 copies

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>>36869577
Unless janitors go to sleep for a month again, not a problem.
>>36869579
They're pretty neat, it's nice seeing an MG that's clearly a member of a species but not a carbon copy of the profile design.

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>>36869579
I like them very much, specially that yellow skinned snake one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869579
I like them a lot

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>>36869496
This entire thread is filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869375
Body stockings look best on pregnant kitsunes.

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>>36869579
I approve

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>See this
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869724
get vored by the snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869724
ask for my morning milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869724
Get up and make breakfast for wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869724
say "good morning", she may have invaded my home but that's no reason to be rude.

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>>36869724
make breakfast for yan snek and escort her out of the house
silly snek doesn't live here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869724
Molest ears

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>>36869764
>invaded
An underage like you don’t get to sleep alone

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>>36869742
Ahh, a man of superior, refined tastes. I too would enjoy that.

>>36869782
Fucking degenerate. What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869810
I'm of age! and I have ms.pillow and ms.blanket with me already.

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>>36869810
Laws are for suckers, I always sleep alone. I do always wake up feeling like I was just huggug something

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>>36869579
There are hundreds of alternate monstergirl styles from Okayado to Z-ton
>you do realise this isnt just MGE only, right?
Or did you mean 'alternate' as in monstergirls with black lipstick, colored hair, and skanky inkwork?

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>>36869764
>>36869773
Ask her if she can yodel, as she obviously just climbed off the Alps.

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>>36869724
This is not my beautiful house!
THIS IS NOY MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

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>>36869579
I think different art styles or even character concepts can help,
E.g. I'm not really into Taurs as the 4 legs and doublepussy are odd, and the extra bodylength simply impractical, but as taur-satyrs they fit better into the general biped but not human shape of most monstergirls

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>>36869997
fuck i love satyrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869997
Compared to their original artwork

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>>36869997
That White Horn is just amazing.

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>>36869997
>>36870047
I prefer 'em with 4 legs.

Nothing says comfy like riding a whitehorn in the park on the snowy night, leaning your face into her neck, slipping your hands into her coat, and groping her breasts, before heading home, enjoying a few cookies together and some hot cocoa, and then fucking like animals in the bedroom and falling asleep in each other's arms.

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>>36870050
I like to think she speaks with heavy russian accent.

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>>36869170

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>>36869724
This explains why my dreams have been of snakes, also I accept my fate as permanent heat source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869997
Or the same concept can be drawn completely differently

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>>36869997
>not wanting to quaff a tentacle potion and fuck a centaur in both pussies at once

[Anonymous No.]

>Momster cosplays as your favorite character to get your attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870047
>ofc the artist behind the cursed greenworm with hands would draw centaurs without the horse half

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870301
>the cosplay is two sizes too small and just barely hanging on

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870236
If you're drinking tentacle potion, you're going to need 4 dicks.
Mouth, ass, both pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

When to time comes for kc to shed his mortal coil will it get a sticky?

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You will surrender to your future wife and let her rape you or you will run away and give her some joy from chasing prey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870377
I'm gonna stand and fight! I'm a man, I do or don't do what I please!

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>>36870377
No, she's the one getting raped.

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>>36870377
she paid for me in the auction, I don't think I have a choice

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>>36870377
Run, lead her through into a snare-trap, lash her down, rape her
>you need to establish dominance over your Heckhund or youre screwed - in all meaning of the word

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>>36870377
>surrender to a hellhound
Its piss easy to defeat them. You just call her the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870043
love I fuck satyrs
Ftfy

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[Anonymous No.]

Uooooohhhh

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>>36870431
Niceworms are better than edgeworms

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>>36870431
>Do greenworms have a frontpussy like centaurs or is there a pussy down the back?
Iirc caterpillars are the immature form and bugs dont reproduce until theyre butterflies, so they wouldnt need a puss until after coming out of the cocoon - so are greenworms just Loli-form?

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>>36870449
STOP MAKING ME CONSIDER

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>>36869170

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>>36870459
Wait until she finds out what they're made out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870427
Don't make errors like that.
You'll summon the teacher cow and she'll force me to read her shitty cultivation novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870427
I love fuck satyrs

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>>36870495
I fuck satyrs, love

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870478
Shyvana is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870499
fuck satyrs, I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870499
I fuck, satyrs love

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>>36870459
I kind of stopped liking these once my sister started spamming the dubs to me.

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>>36870508
love satyrs fuck I

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys ever seen a scorpion? They're really cool!

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>>36870544
I have seen a scorponun before

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>>36870464
It's in the front. They sometimes wear panties like Miia but they don't nescessarily have to because puffy skin hides puss puss. This is all just headcanon until I make contact with KC and ask him to consider Greenworms

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>>36870471
Can't stop the shitposting worm

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>>36869170

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>>36869579
Some changes in style are always nice. Gotta remember that the profiles in stuff like MGE are basis, you are free to expand from there.

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how to MGs troll the order remanent intranet?

[Anonymous No.]

You better be going to the Monster Mash in a few weeks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870828
I'm not much of a crowds person

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>>36870828
Lilim tyrants will never institute a law forcing human men to participate in shady events. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870828
Sorry, I heard it's couples only and I'm alone so I'll be staying home.

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>Attention all citizens of MGC, by royal decree, All men need to drink a gallon of monster milk straight from the tap everyday
>This is an order and any attempt to not follow the decree shall punished by getting a gallon of semen milked out
>If you are single, ask a officer to help you or your next door neighbor
>Drinking the milk of old hags will give a $1000 bonus to your paycheck
>You can drink loli milk but it is highly dangerous since those mamano aren't fully grown
>Thanks for listening and remember
Got Milk?

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>>36870896
Gallon of milk a day? I could barely drink a gallon of water on a hot day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870917
If you cannot currently drink a gallon of milk in a day, it is fine. Your monster gf will slowly increase the amount of milk you drink

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>>36870896
gonna need to verify that claim ma'am

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870896
but Im lactose intolerant...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870851
>>36870856
>>36870863
Don't be like that. It'll catch on in a flash once you get started

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>>36870896
my wife lactates wine, is that good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870478
Today we remind them about Shyvana

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>>36870944
that's an evil looking fox
what mischief is she up to?

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>>36870941
there are monsters like>>36870947 that can lactate wine, honey, sap, or almond milk. Just go to your nearest officer and tell her to help you find such a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870951
Fuck off

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>>36870959
Take those seals off and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870959
eating tofu without sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871005
Anon no! Those seals are keeping her chest in check!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871005
>take off the seals
I won't be tricked fox, I'll just doodle on those seals

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870896
Does using said milk in cooking count?

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>>36871048
it does count but its best straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871064
>milking monster wife into the cereal bowl.
And thats a new thing I need.

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>>36871113
elf maids are the best, especially the chocolate ones

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>>36871165
Chocolate maid
Some stay dry and other feel the pain

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>>36871165
Stern elf maids!

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>>36869724
>tell her I couldn't cheat on my wife
>try to push her away
>get constricted by my ryu wife
>she says it's sweet that I feel that way, but the shrine maidens have needs too

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>>36871165
>>36871178
>tfw ywn ask your maid where the milk you drink comes from and you see your stern elf maid blush for the first time
>ywn ask her how babies are made and watch turn bright red trying to explain how babies are made and show you what parts of a woman are used
>ywn tease her too much and she grabs you and milks you dry until you ask for forgiveness

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>>36870553
>There is always a cow variant of MGs
Is there a nun variant of all MGs too?

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>>36871178
>always have that stern professional face
>outsiders think she's looking down at her master for his human shenanigans
>in private, she gives him a small (very small) smile and wiggle of her ears to show affection
>tries to act like making love is her duty, despite her heart pupils
>she fails to hide the smugness in her eyes as her master turns down countless marriage proposals
stern elf maids are always a must in households

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>>36871224
yes, there is, for example, nunbugs appear if you leave holy water on your floor for too long without cleaning it up

[Anonymous No.]

Puppi
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/91626982

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871257
>nunbug eating out of a trashcan
that won't do, I'll invite her to stay and cook her a tasty meal

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So, if i will act as frigid retard and also live in no name country that locate far away from monster friendly or monster hating countries, in addition i don't hate monsters, don't feeling any misery and just living peacefully, then i will be safe from rape?
t. newfag

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>>36871244
Perfect. Stern kiki maid is fine too.
tfw she brings out the demon silver laced gloves

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>>36871244
>Smug mastermind maid that scares away every girl and makes you marry her without even realizing
Now that's my type of maid

[Wack Anonymous No.]

question: does the chances of finding a bogey increase if you sleep under the bed every night

for context: i turned my bed into a tent and i have no closets in my room

and every night i get the feeling that im gonna get yoink'ed

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>>36871336
>if you sleep under the bed every night
You are literally camping her spawn. What the fuck, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871365
>bogey appears out of the shadows
>gets immediately grabbed by Anon waiting for her and dragged under the covers
RIP boger

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871257
Found another, wish there was more.

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>>36869170

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>>36871336
>>36871365
>hfw anon is the monster under her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871381
>Bogey mom doesn't believe her daughter when she says there's a human under her bed

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>>36871316
>every so often a girl will get uppity and won't take a no for their proposal
>with a sharp look from the stern maid, they back down while pale as a ghost
>master never saw the face his maid showed but assumed it was his convincing that drove the girl away
>stern maid once again thwarts a wench from claiming what was always hers

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>>36871407
>Mommy, mommy, the human grabbed my legs and did my homework
>Sweetie, there are no humans under your bed
>meanwhile anon is just chilling under the bed, drawing something

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>tfw I like to put myself into a blanket burrito before going to sleep
Damn, I'd be easy picking for any monster who finds me asleep. I am already wrapped up like a present, all that's left is a bow on top

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>>36869170

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>>36871473
Is mofu safe for consumption? I'm gonna say yes.

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>>36869724
worry about what is apparently a VERY severe memory lapse and/or kidnapping

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>>36871598
i try not to worry about things i can't affect

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>>36869170

[Anonymous No.]

I'm strong independent man who doesn't need a strong woman to protect me

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[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl needs lewds?

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>>36871304
Do Alps get raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871707
Oomukade.

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>>36871707
Gandharva has almost nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871671
>...and 99 other hilarious jokes

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>>36871517
>ask for the oldest mofu they have
>the employees all hear this and head into the back of the cafe
>you can hear "W-what are you doing?! I'm your boss! Stop!"
>the employees push out the cafe owner and sit her in your booth next to you
>the maid outfit all the other waitresses are wearing is way too small on her
>"U-uh, g-good day…Master…"
>you notice the other waitresses signalling her to do the cutesy gesture they do
>when she tries, you hear something in her costume snap, and her bust stretches out the front of her costume even more, revealing a hefty amount of cleavage
>she becomes beet-red

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>>36871759
Time to dig in!

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>>36871759
>on that day, That Cafe owner finally got herself a man after damn near 10000 years being alone
>Also, the cafe had to be closed for a week after the mess Anon and The owner had made that day so It could be cleaned

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>Flayer squidbro being the sidekick of a wandering human knightess
>Mindflayer wife is hunting them both
Mamono tv show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871794
>cafe opened the next week and earned triple the amount of profits
>mofu workers worked extra hard seeing their boss finally finding happiness
>customers flocked to the cafe hoping to experience their own mofu ending

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>>36871707
Many.

[Anonymous No.]

You know better than to wander these forests at night. Now you’re going home with a wife in tow

[Anonymous No.]

I have zero idea of what monster would need any sort of story at all, and it vexes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871867
not if I run fast enough and wear a red hood as well

[Anonymous No.]

bros how do I attract a Nurarih
nevermind she is already here

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>>36871759
Something something iced latte with breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871867
I sure am

[Anonymous No.]

Need oni milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871892
Look for dating experts on the internet. A mysterious woman might arrive at your home and teach you all about dating mamono. plus all sorts of bed techniques

[Anonymous No.]

what would people recommend for a beginner to this genre/series?

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are a proud and noble race who have built continent spanning civilizations and countless marvels of technology. Monsters need to stop treating us like children because our lifespan is nowhere near some of theirs or because we can't match them in power!

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>>36871926
Forcing you to cum until you start moaning is NOT teaching a bed technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871910
>wishes for oni milk
>shows an oni with barely any tits

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>>36871933
Sure sure. Now back to your wife’s embrace, anon. You are gonna catch a cold.

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>>36871935
Gotta be prepared for any type of mamono. Can't have you disappoint your date, and the madam.

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>>36871933
who made the automatons? not humans, that's who

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>>36871964
>who made the automatons?
Automatons

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>>36871930
Read MGE profiles and world guides
Maybe play MGQ if you don't mind some of the funky shit
Read some of the stuff by our writefags if you want, like magus and his big bertha story
Lastly: breed pandas, they're endangered

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>>36871954
I don't have nor do I need a wife to keep well. I'm an adult who can care for himself!

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>>36869579
My wives are all off profile in various ways and I honestly prefer seeing offprofile MGE girls more than the profile ones because it brings out some really nice ideas from people.

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>>36869170

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>>36871930
Unironically the Monster Girl Quest VN. Like, MGE is a pretty utopic and welcoming setting, whereas MGQ opens up the game asking if you wanna “skip any vore scenes” which speaks length to what you are gonna witness (about 40% of the loss scenes involve that or death). But the point of the game is more that you CAN reason with them.
Majority of bad endings is more that once beaten they rape (You) and take you back to their home to become their husband for example, which quickly estabilishes along earlygame interactions that their behavior is more because most of them didn’t really learn better and don’t know how to properly interact with humans. There is their share of psychotic murderers that have to be stopped, but this is just like we have ours.

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>offbrand Kirkland mgs

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>>36871910
Oni milk machine broke

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>>36872071
Abber ocks and azers, ad atters, heshires, mild hounds,and wryens

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871930
Karbo

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>>36872102
Fucker I know who karbo is , nice try.

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>>36871270
I hope you like having 30 kids who probably think incest is wincest, because her instincts are going to go wild if you are a stable source of food.

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>>36872085
>mild hounds

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>>36872157
>spends all day chilling
>even if presented with a boy, will just walk slowly to him and snuggle rape
>plain in appearance and attitude
>mistaken for regular dogs all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Mrs. Echidna, I'd like to order uhhhhhhhh one boneless, meatlovers, waifu with extra meat. thank you.

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>>36871365
>>36871381
>>36871407
thanks to these lads i now realize something:

i may be the reason why it took so long for bogeys to be documented in the first place

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>>36872232
And that's how /fit/ slimes are born

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>>36871930
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I

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>You tried to dangerously sleep alone again. Any last excuses?

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>>36871930
Consider Greenworms.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Greenworm
Right here. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872279
I already slept

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>>36872279
I specifically requested a solo room. This place is getting a one star rating from me for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

My teacher keeps failing me in kissing 101, what do I do?

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>>36871954
That doggo is clearly the pet of that young human boy, and he's just giving her walkies like you're supposed to. Gotta keep them healthy.

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>>36872333
Transfer classes, the teacher obviously is failing in her duty.
Miss Haku has an opening in her classroom and all of her students have a 100% pass rate in her class.

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>>36872232
Do Krakens have bones?

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>>36872333
Show her you're a studious student and give her a deep kiss that the other students haven't even been taught yet. If she start shaking and hearts form in her eyes, you'll know you've earned an A+.

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>>36872360
>>36872340
Fuck, I kissed and frenched the wrong mouth and she gave me an A but told to stay after class

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Gonna play a game of strip yugioh with the nerdiest lilim around!

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>>36872356
No. If anything they'd have cartilage. Your waifu is a slippery sea spider noodle monster.

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>>36871867
please tell me that's a crop and there's more of it

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>>36872339
>>36871954
>not the young boy is the actual pet

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>>36872369
>Fuck, I kissed and frenched the wrong mouth
The one between her buttcheeks?

[Anonymous No.]

In the end, she really is the best dragon huh?

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>>36872480
I love that her extra mouths have pillows as well, and I wonder, what does Jabberwock milk taste like

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>>36872426
Then why does she have the collar and he's holding the leash?

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>>36872516
>what does Jabberwock milk taste like
Whatever her, and her mouths ate that day.

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>>36872525
you think that boy can hold back that wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872480
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

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>>36872480
Once she becomes a zombie, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872426
>>36872525
Having the boy hold the leash is like handholding

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>>36872413
You are in luck
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/77/db/__ahri_league_of_legends_drawn_by_distr__77db737d59b8ff5d92f72fa6a3637dbb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872575
I really hope you kill yourself sooner than later.

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=big+fat+vore+monster

[Anonymous No.]

In my headcanon monstergirl taurs dont have the front puss.

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>>36870828
Something contrarian and spiteful in me makes me want to go against the monster regime despite knowing that what they do will end with you happy. Just the idea of them forcing this “Destiny” upon me pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870896
Milk is nasty can i drink shog instead?

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>>36872725
Aww big gay baby sad his shitty edgy fanfic was taken down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872652
>Wonderland Girl
>Diamonds Suit
>Multiple mouths
I calls it like I sees it. Miss Jabberwock is big, fat, and an incredibly voracious monster! She marks all the categories for vore.
Go ahead and pick which mouth you want her to eat you with. I'm gonna stick with the mouth on her face personally. I feel it's more intimate.

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>>36872729
shog milk is a ok as long its from her nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872681
Haha uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872575
Love you man

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872737
I don't give a fuck what you call quit spamming your forced /d/ garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872760

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>>36872733
I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872760
I love tall girls, especially when their self conscious about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872729
you will drink kiki milk and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

Spirit realms sometimes connect to the real world in random places. Imagine some dimensional anomaly occurs and instead of just some portal an entire Order village gets shifted to either: Wonderland or Pandemonium.
Boy, would they be in for a surprise.

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>>36872480
False.

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>>36872864
>tfw you wake up to an empty village and try to find out what the hell happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872879
A water wurm speaking cheeki breeki? Now I really have seen everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>try to make egyptian kamen rider elf reconcile with her evil-turned childhood friend
>dark mage girl goes yandere on the spot

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>>36872311
Why are greenworms so damn cute. I just want to hold her tight and feed her vegetables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872943
>guy unintentionally making his companion go yan for him
love it

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>>36872943
whatever you do just dont drink the potion

[Anonymous No.]

>You're being especially cute today...

[Anonymous No.]

What did anon do this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
mistook her for a suc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
mistaken her for a simple weird looking holst and tried to milk her in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
He showed the entire court her Zipangunese doujin collection. Or a small fraction of it, anyway. He didn't have a forklift to bring out the whole thing.

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>>36873018
Please don't say anything mean next

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
He did exactly what he was told to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873073

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches! Happy Undead Month!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873104
Wait wrong cute undead sorry folks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873018
Please say anything mean next

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873107
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873090
>>36873112
The duality of worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873129
you call me a worm one more time, I swear to god I am going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873129
I am now sad, and will go cry in the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873142
She'll get upset because it means that slutty Wisp will get you instead of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873080
>the boy and the old hag
>blackmailing my kouhai so I, a x000 year old can play with his body
>From prince to my chair
>Prince rape 5: the tribe and the royal
>How to remind a human boy that he isn't an adult
>mindshattering handholding
>the isekaied hero can't stop jobbing to hags
>The pit
>The milking of the new boy
>Five v 1
>The boy who cried IKUU, wolf edition
>The train of tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

are demis too human like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873163
still wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873162
>The pit
w-whats in the pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
Pantsed her and slapped her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873181
your worst nightmare that is also the thing that you lust after

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873148
>>36873142
You'll get over it in a few minutes, and then go online to shitpost while faping to monstergirls for several hours.

Remember not to stay up too late, worms. It's for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872995
I do what I wan-

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
took her nose

[Anonymous No.]

In mamono realms ordering a "take out" has quite a different meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873104
>>36873107
Undead a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870765
>oh no no Order bros we got to cocky
>posts news article about how latest border dogfight resulted in 6 new marriages

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873181
maybe a pendulum

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873181
lolibabas

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873207
Correct!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873237
Beastgirls are my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873253
rightly so

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873225
>missile test fails
>again
>/mggg/ flooded with outside connections yelling them to give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873277
we postin foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

Eheheheh...
Hihihihi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873294

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873309
I'd get a vacation if I Gazer without goo

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873327
I need to hug a soft jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873328
Fuck mods post gooless gazers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873337
That's like saying you want a glass of dry water

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873289
I don't know about you but I'm posting wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873360

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873360
You're doing good lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869170

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873162
You just know that Mindshattering Handholding is the one that's always soggy, the pages stuck together, and the edges ripped and torn

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully a nerdcubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873392
Gonna impregnate Nerdcubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873337
That sounded like an order. Are you ordering me around? Do you think you can order me around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873374
>this wasn't in the contract...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873392
Sexually, or are you just going to laugh at all her anime figurines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873392
that's very mean of you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873414
Both, gonna hotglue her anime figurines and make her clean them off with her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873392
I pull hagacubuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873422
a lot of those figurines might be dudes, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873225
at least we still have ace anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873460
He's never had a wingman...and he never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873392
gonna have nerdcubus bully me
than bully her for not doing it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873392
I go to moncon to do that by being the author of the hardcore and brutal doujins they read, and make them look in my eyes when I hand them the doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873369
>>36873371
The best girls

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a bad enough dude to duel the duelcubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873474
ace anon flies alone, all he needs is his plane and the sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873482
Those are indeed your panties, miss wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873474
>ace anon desperately tries to find a worth foe
>too good for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873181
Small snugglers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873508
She's...uh... looking for reference material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873494
Yes, I'll just use a halberd and keep my distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873508
>panties
Yeah, it's the panties she's studying. Definitely the panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873494
I'll say yes to impress/amuse my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

How long before Ace Anon goes Crimson 1 and turns all of the coast into lava golem city because Merc Monster beat him one to many times while going on a schizophrenic tirade that'd take multiple boogey hugs to calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873181
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

I don't know. What's the pit filled with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873565
that would require Order high command letting their one useful asset away from the border

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873193
*blam*

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
holsts that have not been milked for 2000 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Werecat
I'm jumping in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873583
One wisp in the world just got a whole lot happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>dark mage
help

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873590
>>36873612
whats worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873595
>kot taking off other kot's panties in her sleep
A true soldier

[Anonymous No.]

damn cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873621
Dark mages are basically hag cows already so you're getting the same thing either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873580
>ace anon craves real action
>the remanent can't afford to lose their one good pilot on some gun-ho action that'll certainly fail and disturb the balance
>forced to spend all of his time in the cockpit seeing off probing missions whilst MGs flirt over the radio

[Anonymous No.]

>Ohohoho, so Anon needs money again? You sure blew that load quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873636
what kind of pervert drinks her own milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873636
>usual drink
sure have my gatorade

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873669
I need that money so I can keep paying the debt my family left me with after they sold me off with their debt. I'll do anything to keep the mofuzakua from breaking my kneecaps. I'll be around the corner trickin, if ya need me, Creepin coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873647
>has to watch those fancy new multi-role fighters fly off whilst he's stuck in his 50 year old obsolete interceptor

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873647
Anon should just go rogue and do a mission anyway

[Anonymous No.]

This dog's dance is so adorable. Her smug faces and funny moves are the cutest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873700
Why? So he can get shot down by an advanced aerial superiority automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873636
i want the big one

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873740
>Thinking a machine can keep up with the randomness and the risks a human can take

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873746
i call the big one bitey

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true wasp girls bully bee girls for their honey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873759
bully? all i see is a sweet girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873759
Not on my watch. I'll protect the bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873759
Yes
>>36873779
Don't worry. Bee girls have... countermeasures...to deal with wasps. Turns out they are susceptible to...heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873779
oh no not the bees!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873749
>"I have calculated every possible move you could take, meatbag. Every climb, stall, and feint. You are no ace to me."
>ace anon ejects straight into the fighter automaton's cockpit to deal with her with his own 'autocannon'

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873289
Sure
https://files.catbox.moe/qlgpz4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873810
Those aren't monstergirls...yet...

[Anonymous No.]

What you need to do is take an upper class monster to a good old food place.
Teach lilims the taste of a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873814
>he does this to an entire fleet and defects from the order to be his own private military contractor
>He also is then known as automaton dominator ace anon
>He is last seen doing death-defying tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873846
Gonna show batlim my batwing

[Anonymous No.]

How do I defeat the mantis lords?

[Anonymous No.]

So just out of idle curiosity, would Homunculus be an easier name ot use than Flesh Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873925
tell them you'll marry the one that defeats the others in combat

[Anonymous No.]

This goblin keeps bothering me in class, how do I get her to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873979
put her into the naughty pen

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873978
How could you set them against each other like that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873979
Shove that popsicle where the sun don't shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>Pharaoh
Sorry what

[Anonymous No.]

i want an mg that will do laundry and kiss boo boos

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872832
Oh god please no!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873978
>Just turn the sisters who grew up together ruled together, trained together, shared everything, fought together against one another by promising to only marry one, I'm sure that'll work
Perfect plan anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873991
don't worry it will work out
the two losers will be your concubines and the winner gets to be the head wife, everybody wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869170

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874010
You scream, yet God doesn't anwser

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874028
I need me some huge breasted maidbirbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874001
>He doesn't know about the pharaoh pit that queen apophis keeps as revenge for being put into an apophis pit herself once

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874010
Quick, drink this purple jar. It'll make you repulsive to kikis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873935
not really, homunculus is an artifical human made from mud and stuff sometimes really small, a flesh golem is self explanatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874038
you mean, dogebirb meidos

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874039
are they all graped pharaohs? regular? who is the leader of the pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874001
You do not disregard the VALLEY OF KWEENS extended series that easy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874046
More like Cowbirb maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36870305
He fixed both cases though.

>inb4 "though"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874050
none of them are graped and the eldest pharaoh who is 20000 years old is the leader of the pit

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get a job as a farmer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>dorome
I am safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874078
cast induce lactation on a bunch of monsters and get a holst as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869170

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874083
>safe
>from the mud pit
actually that would be terrifying, thinking your sinking into mud to your doom but instead meeting your wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873925
Purpose them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>cancer
aside from being really clean, we are getting out of this pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874098
haku is very wrong

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874098
I choose to ignore this information and pet little haku on the head instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874124
No you aren't. When one hauls you out, she will get angrily gripped by the others.

[Anonymous No.]

Help there's something wrong with my dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>ushi oni
oh no, please let the milk they make strength my bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874132
>What have you summoned us for, mortal?
>"need some people to play dnd"
>You summoned the Ancient Twin Flayers for a stupid game?!
>"...is that a no?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874141
Shes a dark magiacl girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874128
this kiki has the eyes of a shog. Do not trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874174
>[Pocket Sand]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874174
can I hug her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874058
That's not a pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874098
Shoggoths don't exist, only purple tentacles exist

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ninja maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874197
now that is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874200
gonna gift her a pair of pants cause she looks like she needs them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874206
That's Iroha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872645
fantastic, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873057
masturbated to porn instead of fucking her (again) :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>otohime
sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874219
No respectable witch wears pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>Nurarihyon-pit
Oops, my Harem is Accidentally All Smoke-Hobos?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874200
>>36874247
I really want to wear their silly hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874200
would drink all her potions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874247
>respectable
>rejecting anon's heartfelt gift
that's fine, he can play with the witch's familiar instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>Genie pit
I guess I get all the wishes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no bicorn momster who raises to be the perfect monster s(layer) without you knowing the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874285
>tfw no bicorn momster who studs you out to all her hag single friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874271
She can accept the pants, but what would the rest of the coven think of her? They'll laugh behind her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874294
>coven laughs at mage for wearing pants
>she turns it around by saying its a gift from her ADORABLE and LOVELY apprentice who LOVES giving her gifts
>laughing coven turns into a seething coven cause they have no cute boys for themselves
>mage goes into smug overdrive about how shes going to handsomely reward anon tonight...in bed
anon just boosted his mage up the ranks of the coven hierarchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874294
>tfw you were practicing the teleport spell and you teleported right on the table of the nearest coven nude while they were discussing the latest volume of magical boy rape: wonderland edition

[Anonymous No.]

Who knew there were so many types of goblin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36869170

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874391
I really like how this guy draws the girls with lipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874359
>She just told the coven she's the only one with a cute familiar
Is she trying to have anon gangraped by the whole coven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874416
>she dresses him up in the sluttiest outfits possible
>She makes sure that every dark mage knows when he goes take a bath
>Makes him say phrases that are really sexual as greeting
you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874416
no way, anon is a good boy who'll stay true to his mage
I mean who wants to be gangraped by a bunch of old, thicc, and nerdy mages? haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874451
Is that a dark mage bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872082
>ask oni with tit-scar for your coffee with half-and-half
>receive beating
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874475
yes in the sense that her magic works like a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>You look tired
>So very tired
>Like you've been working hard all day long
>Like you could pass out at any moment
>You should probably lie down
>That would be best
>Because you're so very tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874512
that's getting stale, can't you think of anything else to post with gazers?

[Anonymous No.]

When will hags learn to give up the young girl charade and show off their true stacked bodies like young foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy to see these threads have accepted Dark Mage superiority over the rest of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874528
I post it for myself. Because I actually have terrible sleeping habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874580

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874580
>superior
nah they're lame, I tried to learn spells from one but all she did was sex me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874547
When they get away from the place that seems to have a preference for 'the younger, the better'

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874580
it is the era of the sweater demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874611
thats actually the best way to learn magic

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that for each soft wife you should have a muscle wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874294
>>36874416
>>36874466
>>36874580
>>36874608
>>36874611
why are dark mages so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874580
But I don't want to be shotafied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874664
Excess mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874664
>t.seething loli bapho that has no oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874664
cause they sit down all day to read like nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874658
multiple wives is kinda cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874664
t. bapho

>>36874666
Don't worry, some like older boys

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cute dancing sphinxes so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

Snake tongues hrrnnnghh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874666
I'll gladly do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874714
It's the :<

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874580

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874641
>best way to learn magic
>after 3 kids anon still hasn't learned a spell
>his pregnant master assures him that she's still testing his potential
>anon begins to think that he might be being tricked

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874762
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873018
I wanna inhale her hot, steamy, gazer breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873100
I've never seen this one before.

Nice..

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874762
how do I make a mage blush like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874809
tell her she looks like she is in her 30s

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874714
it is a mystery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvFijnZbVHw

[Anonymous No.]

What if I just want to see my Dark Mage momster in a nice, tight pair of mom jeans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873100
POV blowjob/cumshot pic when?

[Anonymous No.]

she mixed the potion with my food...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874676
Cute lolibaba Baphos in need of an oniichan are in your area RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875073
time to run into the nearest pair of big titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875073
i'm not against it or anything but i'm definitely getting sniped by opportunist familiars before i could reach one

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875106

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875112
not sniped, more like making the better choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875072
Uh huh

And you just HAPPENED not to notice the oily blue puddle shimmering with arcane energy on top of your tomato soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875072
>not demanding her to give you her strongest potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875138
>dopey mage thinks she's a mastermind cause she can trick anon
>anon can't help but trust what his dark mage master says
>everyone around think their lovable idiots

[Anonymous No.]

If there's any lolibaba bapho in this thread, I'll be your onii-chan. I'll pamper you, lewd you, and give you lots of offspring! I'll make you the happiest bapho alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875136
goats are cute and all but familiars are dazzling

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875186
I just want to pay and leave but no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875186
yep they are the best sabbath girls

[Anonymous No.]

In MGC, you can go to uni even if you can't afford it as a man, All you have to do is sign up for the whoretution program and be older than 16

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875171
>>36875073
>>36875219

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875291
Oh man, I can finally go to school for studying the history of magic like I always dreamed of! So what's this tuition program thing? Is it a work-study type of deal? It sounds cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875291
Jokes on them I just got a full-ride scholarship from a mysterious benefactor so I don't need that. I just need to sign and send the paperwork off

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875333
>workstudy
you can say that....

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875331
time for busty mages is over
time of of loli is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875388
no, small child

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875388
No! I'm the one that gets turned into a child, not you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875348
I'm really looking forward to studying under some of the best historians ever! Hopefully I can join their ranks one day, and not hold the job title 'cumpump' for the rest of my days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875462
You'll be studying under them for sure, just remember that some will you need you to do certain tasks to graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875291
I can finally get them snazzy RIG armors they give space engineers and work in space and get off the farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875396
only thing big on foxes should be mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875533
Lies. Fox's hips should be wide for easy birth, and with large tits for milk production

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875291
but i got forced into full ride from my childhood friend dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875576
you gotta repay her somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875570
>wide hips
yes
>large tits
pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36874580

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875673
This one. I will do anything she asks, and clean her rifle-broom to a mirror shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875618
always a delight

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875673
The American dark mage
She casts bullet instead of magic bullet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875342
It isn't fair that demons get to look and dress like this. How are pious boys supposed to resist such temptations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875673

[Anonymous No.]

>>36871257
>>36871379
This is the kind of monster I'd like as a recurring villain. Jumping out at unexpected moments for a battle, no matter where I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875779
just lift the horny away

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875388
Damn, why are the belly button exposed?! Trying to seduce someone with a belly button huh? What a degenerate, belly buttons are not sexy and its not an erogenous spot. Like who in the hell would want to rub their pp on the squishy belly button? Haha thats weird, definitely not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875673
>see dark mage flying through the sky on a broom
>call her a fat hag as she flies past
>have yourself a chuckle and keep walking
>realm silver bullet rips through your chest
>her smug grin and the smell of gunpowder are the last things you see and smell before you wake up in her innawoods mage hut
>she's cleaning her small arsenal of guns
>realize she painted a target on your dick while you were asleep

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Ancient Evil containment rookie, your first assignment will be to escort this Fox to Horny Jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875809
>lift and get jacked
>now the horny chases you
oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875799
i'm not sure how i feel about a girl that busts out of a dumpster and wants to talk to you about our lord and savior the fallen god but i do see how it becomes a mini-boss battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875865
> 143, 142, 134cm tall
They are literally portable onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

It’s 4 in the morning. The fact (You) are still awake gives any monster girl legal rights to put you to bed by any unnecessary means available. Say goodbye to all the semen stored in your balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875799
>villain
>only crime is trying to get into hero anon's pants
poor nunbug

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875799
>ambushed by her
>throw half-eaten big mac meal on ground
>she dives after it and you continue on your way
BEHOLD THE GREAT CUNNING OF ANON THE HERO ONCE AGAIN FOOLS THE EVIL ROACH

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875854
>O-okay ma'am- I mean, inmate! You're going to do what I say!
>What do you mean you're not going anywhere? You have to! I'm in charge!
>Oh, well, if that's all you need to follow my orders, I guess I could unzip my uniform just a little bit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875884
and that's wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875884
great isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36872071
>ayy bro, look
>they got bogo kirkomoras!
>I lub you madstah!

[Anonymous No.]

>realize I’m basically a portable meat dildo to BEEG

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875904
Bitch it's barely 1 AM. Control yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875918
literally my dream

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, remember not to work too late as the undead shift may start getting grabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36875799
>Moving on to the Clockwork city, catching a ride on the strange Grem-tech train.
>You're seated comfortably in a cabin that you've got all to yourself.
>Lie back and relax, figure you've got time to squeeze in a nap.
>Before your eyes close, you notice a strange cloaked figure running alongside the train at a frightening speed.
>Squint to get a better look.
>It's that creepy nunbug again in a full sprint like the rightmost picture in >>36871257
>Just as you reach to grab your weapon, she does a sudden, powerful jump and crashes through the window into your cabin, slamming her bible into your face as she does.
>Combat starts.

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>>36874268
Her potions are too strong for you.

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>>36875918
>106cm
Oh boy, imagine the possibility

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>laughs knowing you're GOING to consider, it's just a question of when

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>>36876029
I want to be degraded and humiliated by a Greenworm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZASufzIbdQ

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>>36876029
how tall is your smugbug

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>>36876029
*seductive mweh*

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Don't cross the sabbath, they'll frame you with allegations of child exploitation to Order authorities, the only government protecting men from monster girl rape.

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>>36876046
3'11(119cm) standing like that, close to 5'11(180cm) from head to tip of tail

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>>36876079
>order in charge of policing child abuse
the easiest sabbath operation of all time

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>>36876043
Open wide fucko

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>>36876179
>giving me a glass of juice
worm is very thoughtful

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>>36876069
*spooky mweh*

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>>36874380
Halfing is a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

greenworm cunny

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>>36876179
>[Glass Him]

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>>36875918
I don't know anything about this IP but these designs hit the spot

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>>36876239
ya i never played this game(novel? show?) but the girls are great look wise

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>>36876289
It's gatchashit

But plenty of gatchashit has tasty girls in it

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>>36876317
>gatchashit
well, atleast the pictures are free

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>>36876339
I've got plenty of gatchawaifus and I know better than to play their games

Strange how I never seem to give a shit about more than one or two girls per game

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>>36875971
That's the ideal combination.

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>>36876239

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>>36876378
>tfw ywn be fought over by shortstacks

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>>36876182
She just wants you to get your daily recommended amount of fruits and veggies. Greenworms know that good nutrition leads to a good life!

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>>36876348
yea probably for the best just to enjoy the pictures than playing those games

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>Monstergirl sees you

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>>36876415
>drive by vegi shooting
>anon thinks he just got some healthy snacks
>gets glomped by worms

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>>36876421
Thankfully there are usually a lot of them

Especially when some artist latches onto the character like with >>36876317

I swear that guy has drawn 10+ doujins and at LEAST 200+ pictures of her

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Cow

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>>36876415
strong burd

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>>36876535
Dumb cow, couldnt even inflate that baloon properly

[Anonymous No.]

>BANG BANG BANG
>Open up, it's the Lolice!

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>>36876566
birbs have been known to carry worms

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>>36876622
Fuck 12

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>>36873990
Good thing I can’t read!

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>>36874677
Nice Gondola

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>>36876535
She looks like she's great with kids.

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>>36877113
Ms. Lich is cruel and abusive towards her zombies denying them warm blankets and husbands to cuddle. I’m going to raid her graveyard and steal- I mean save those zombies

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>>36876734
Don't I wish.

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submit to foxes

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>>36877448
I will never lose to a fox!

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>>36877396
"What am I under arrest for, ma'am?"
>"This is a no virgin zone!"
>"Now put your hands behind your back!"
"Whaa?? I just walked outside my house!"
"And how you could possible know if I'm a virgin or n-"
>"Shut up and put your hands behind your back dammit!"
>"You reek of stinky virgin."
>"Now come quietly or else!"

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>>36875830

stop pointing at me, kot. Where the hell is your fur?

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>>36877585
She ordered a plastic human hand on the internet just to point at you.

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>>36877598

you've got some guts to point at me without your bonk-proof helmet

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>>36876622
>We just wanna cuddle!
Don't listen to them anon. Wait for her big sister to come and pick her up and fuck her instead!

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I was repulsed by the manwhore posts till I started looking for a new job. I'd rather sell myself to some monster hag.

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>>36877649
They said they'd settle for a headpat. They said it's either that or I'd be in violation of some SBTH-69 articles 1 through 5 code. I better do what they say. It's not like that use that as a trick to lure me out and then kidnap me to their Sabbath HQ, right?

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Oh no!

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>>36877509
You know damn well you’d be mindbrolen within 4 minutes

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>>36877973
I'm guessing that also bumps up her fertility stat.

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>>36877986
Gonna give my salamander companion all the +fertility gear I can find.

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>>36877995
But anon, she'll be so milfy, all your daughters will never believe their mother was a competent warrior.

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>>36877396
Why did she arrest me?

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>>36877995
Better than Milk+ gear, with that they go cowprint at a certain point and start adding moos.
That and the fertility stat isn't quite as high as pure fertility cursed gear.

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The best way to wake a Hellhound up is to lick her all over her face so it's covered in your saliva.

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>>36878129
>Cursed items merchant talks about what the best kind of cursed gear is best for his salamander companion

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>>36873392
>Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger.

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>>36878163
Listen, an important part of cursed gear comes from the resale market and making sure one's customers are satisfied with the secondary stats they're playing with.

Breaking curses ain't easy and countering it with specific curses can be a very tiring prospect.

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>>36878135
just squeeze a paw bean

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>>36878177
I wonder how that merchant would react if I ask to buy all the +Sensitivity armor.
Gonna make my companion cum from just a touch.

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>>36878329
>My armor is too powerful for you adventurer, just the slightest breeze would be enough to get her howling in pleasure.
>....So I'll sell you like two pieces which should be enough for you to play with her but not enough that she's stuck in a permanent ahego.

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>>36878329
>>36878361
>tell momster I want to be an adventurer
>brings me a super cool armor with a fave mixing serious expression but as if holding back laughter
>turns out she did this to show my limits and how I CAN’T be an adventurer
>just blows on my ear and calls me a good boi
>cum buckets
>”See honey? You’d be defenseless, at the mercy of anything”
>I try to get up, can’t summon my strengh
>momster just looks at me like I’m some sort of delicious meal

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>>36870301
Sauce?

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remember, its only rape if you don't like it at first

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>>36878416
Momsters should just let their sons go on adventures as long as they agree to them joining as their only party member
>come across a pack of wild demonic beasts
>get ready to fight them
>your dark mage momster uses her magic to thanos snap them to dust
>don't even get any drops, but for some reason still get all of the exp
>she praises you for "a job well done"

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>>36878477
Looks like Kloah

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>>36878485
>tfw you were raised by an entire party of momsters

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You fags with your meme stats are the reason why low level areas are so crowded. I slap on +str, stam, defenses and tank high level dungeons. Then I enjoy both the spoils and the monster party nursing me back to health.

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>>36878544
If only...

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>Dump all points into agility and endurance
>Attack a p'orcer stronghold
>Get captured
>P'orcers begin their rape
>Outfuck 'em because of high AGI and END stats
>Watch as they lose to my dick one-by-one
>Become the warchief of the stronghold
>Domesticate them and turn them into brood mothers
>Make the stronghold self-sufficient
>Modernize the stronghold for comfy
>Spend the rest of my days breeding pigs, drinking beer, and being worshiped by the pigs

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>>36878592
>You were found by them as they were going through a forest in a quest
>The elf is the most motherly and spoiling of the trio
>She is always cuddling you or sticking close to you
>The dark mage taught you all the magic you know
>which is mostly healing magic
>She also like to experiment with you as well as hug you which leads you to almost drowningin her titty
>The dragon is a tsun to you but you can tell that she loves you
>She taught how to use a sword and made sure you learned how to dodge
>She also calls you her greatest treasure
>You like teasing her by surprising her with hugs out of the blue

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>>36878698
>manage to (accidentally) one-shot the undead dungeon boss by healing it to death
>all your momsters hug you out of pride, squishing you between three massive pairs of breasts
>pop a noticeable boner in front of them
>they decide that a "very special celebration" is in order to congratulate you on your accomplishment

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>>36878662
Do you still engage and or declare WAAAGGHs on enemy Orc tribes?

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The best party members are cute lolis that wear immodest outfits.

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>>36878898
I prefer massive amazons that make me wear immodest outfits.

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>>36878931
Those abs are for ruining with repeated, multiple daughter pregnancies.

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Why can't dhampirs just leave vampires alone?

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>>36878957
I can't leave them alone because they are lonely uptight, stuck up neets that stay in their castle and watch belmont boys ruined by the night and other vamp porn. They'll stay single forever if they keep up like this, maybe that's why dhampirs mess with their vamp sisters

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With Demons everyone always talks about the contracts, but the thing I find the most intriguing is their redemption.
The Demons were "created distinctly with malevolent intentions"; where most monsters in the past ages were literal NPCs, flesh automatons programmed to murder humans, Demons were actively and willfully malicious. It's said they embraced Druella's cause because they want to put the weak humans under their protection. The implication is that they want to protect humans out of some kind of race-wide guilt complex. I think it's a really interesting aspect that should be explored more.

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>>36879086
>Druella's cause
>Not the DLs
Oh... it's you...EA

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>>36878957
Im going to nibble on vampires neck to see what happens

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>>36879208
Who?

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>>36874045
>>36873935
Fuck off

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>>36879208
Not everyone ignorant of the setting is that dumbfuck, stop letting him live rent free in your head.

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>>36879310
>>36879208
But it's not wrong. Demons and Devils are the postergirls for Druella's extremist faction.

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>>36878485
Literally the plot of the manga with the ridiculously selfexplanatory title
>https://mangakakalot.com/read-xs0zj158504862656

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>>36879208
EA would never say that he likes or is interested in some part of MGE. He hates everything about it.

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>>36877598
Anon, that's not what she's been using that lifelike human hand she bought from Tanuki Enterprises Inc. for...
>self-petting
>fingerbanging herself
>sad lonely headpatting
>even... holding it

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>>36879443
>>self-petting
That's like trying to tickle yourself, it just doesn't work.

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>>36875884
With convenient handles.

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>>36879443
>>36879481
Damn that chesh is sad and cringe, heres to hoping she touches grass for once in her shitposting life

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>>36879498
Touch ass.

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>>36878799
I presume once-warlike creatures like Orcses will now still squabble between themselves for access to Anon-dick

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>>36879512
should I touch shroom ass, or should I not?

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>>36879498
>>36879443
Poor kitty, I'm going to force my love into her autistic life and make her my cringe autistic wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36879534
Dont just touch it, SUCK IT

[Anonymous No.]

The one thing human boys are good for.

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>>36879715
how do I suck ass without being ass?

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>>36879719
Human boys are more than momster cumpumps!

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>>36879374
>the manga with the ridiculously selfexplanatory title
Literally all mangas based LNs

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>>36879873
Speak for yourself.

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>>36879873
>he says while impregating his wife for the third time as his firstborn daughter waits her turn

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>>36879719
No they are great at science as well

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>>36879873
They are also meat dildos, impregnation machines, cuddle dispensers and sometimes even chewtoys!

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Sometimes I wonder if Jinkos and Ryus woukd try to white knight for humans on the internet

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>>36879973
You forgot being blood bags, healsluts, emotional support humans, test subjects, and whores

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>>36879973
>>36880043
Truly there are such varied career choices for boys!

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>>36880030
Jinkos would absolutely do it.
Would be quite fun to have a monster girl white knight you regardless of what you do.
Gonna send her a dick pic as thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

If your queen mg gave you position of judge and jury how would you deal with tge edgelords coming into your jurisdiction?

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>>36880265
i don't include them and instead fantasize about things i like

[Anonymous No.]

>>36880170
I forgot about being a sexual engineer or a space sexual engineer

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>>36880265
Put them in my penal colony
Alp Island

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>>36880265
March them all in the neighboring Dark Elf Dominion so they can be taught some fucking manners

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>>36880265
My wife and I hunt Abominations (True) in our spare time. So... whatever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>Honey Bee
!

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>>36880265
Well our "slave" exports to the dark elf kingdom would increase quite dramatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36873572
>Titania
Nooo, I don't want to be gently loved by a bunch of milf fairies!

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>>36879719
Important to please the mistress

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>>36880337
>Hello sir, we are here to take your order
What order? My orders are already here

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>>36880337
>Gigachad.png
Medium Coffee. Black. That will be all, ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36879719
Those thighs are doing things to me

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>>36880337
can I have you three?

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>>36869170

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>>36880611
>>36880611
spooky spider

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>>36880265
Give them a job slapping sense into bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36880394
Smug lolibaba mistres is the best!

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>>36880741
nah, needs more milk

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>>36880741

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>>36880611
>Spider wife makes you a silk blindfold
>Partly to help you not be afraid while you get more accustomed to her
>Partly for sensory deprivation funtime

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>>36880265
kick them in the nads

[Anonymous No.]

>Finish your education degree
>Transferred to a insect-girl high school
>Get assigned to the most problematic class
would you survive a semester?

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>>36880939
what's their crimes?

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>>36880939
I have a feeling that they are not the age they say they are

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>>36880611
damn that spider got a fat ass

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>>36880337
My order is a Large low-fat white with a teaspoon of honey... which one of you ladies wants to gring my beans..?

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>>36880939
education is very important and thus must be taken seriously by those in the profession, these students future is on the line and great effort should be made to ensure they get their grades