Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013
fire rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36815581
Because of our specific dynamic, all wagers are constrained to primarily public attire and itinerary.
Societal norms are taken into account, so it's usually her dragging me to things she wants to do, and me forcing her to wear cute and/or frilly attire.
Special occasions such as Halloween parties do allow for some eccentricities, so they competition gets rather fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting the links Wikifag posted last thread:
Start: https://imgbox.com/HKPBcfcl
Gallery link: https://imgbox.com/g/Ar0A3sauIK

[Anonymous No.]

Breed bugs

[Anonymous No.]

The sweet taste of coins and milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816041
no I will not be happy and I will own something

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816006
>>36815754
I’m starting to think bicorns are too strong bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816052
That wasn't a request, it was a demand. Now you will breed the bugs and be king of the desert

[Anonymous No.]

I will cast this spell on every monster I come across

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816067
>king of the desert
no, too much sand 0/10

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I want a Bicorn? I already have my Nurarihyon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bicorn school director is the one tha hired Cheshire to switch the gender signs in the onsen during the school trip which caused all the monster girls to enter the male bath when (You) were alone there

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36816080
The Bicorn is the reason for every single accidental pervert moment your wife has with you. Even when she accidentally tripped and fall in a way she started sucking your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816084
I'll tell her that I owe her one, I was able to make so much money on that trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816114
But I haven't even seen a Bicorn! I've been busy trying to find the pictures I took with my wife that I've seen to have replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816135
>seen to have replaced
Seem to have misplaced* holy shit that's it for me. Have a good night, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816041
Genki tomboy childhood friend long-horned grasshoppers.

[Anonymous No.]

Name the quintessential monster girls for tsundere men

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816235
wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816064
Bicorns are perfect for men who want to be manwhores

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

What if I want a harem but I don't want a bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816313
Kamaitachis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816313
You have other options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816346
But I don't live in Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013
Drink the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816357
then you can get a dryad

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816313

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816375
How about you get the dryad and I stay home and sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816357
Post on some Zipangese forum you're a gaijin that wants some smokehobo action and wait for her to go to your country.

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>>36816403
>Zipangu monster girl having someone trace your IP address because they found the foreigner speaking in broken Zipangnese to be cute
That sounds like something out of a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

Rata's home sick so (You) have to write an article for the MGC newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013
Hitomi, Manako or Meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816346
who is this?
why is she making me food and sleeping in my bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816448
Your wife, moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816448
She's the mistress of the house anon don't you remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816436

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816448
How do you not recognize your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816379
t-that's not poop i hope..

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All of you guys who want ancient evil waifus don’t understand just how much work it is being their husband. I have to always make sure the pyrotechnics are okay for one of her “dramatic entrances”, as well as having her theme song play on cue for whenever a band of adventurers attack. Also making her favorite cookies and cupcakes every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816430
>why hags are the best monsters and why you should do onlymonsters as a man
>By notamanwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816436
Or

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816477
If you're going to be retarded you could at least do basic research before typing this dribble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816506
it's a joke. of course i know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816477
Nope, but she has a puss full of dark-matter goo from riding it like a one-handled spacehopper all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816465
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816516
>I was just pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816430
>investigating a claim of rampant steroid use amid local race horses
>it’s just twelve pages of horse girls in the shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816373
Are two centaurs too much for one man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816566
The real question is if you're man enough for two centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816498
Or in workgear

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816581
Obviously not

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Linda Wanstadt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWodsUoaPVc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816566
The real question are you man enough for 3 centaurs?
Canonically a package-deal.
Marry the heiress, get the serving girls as a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816625
With a bit of sub/dom thrown in

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816436
>>36816465
I need to expose myself to this one, so I can't make a fair assessment.

>>36816585
>>36816498
She looks good in either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816636
Kinkyhoss likes a bit of harnesswork

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816625
>>36816636
They're not big enough up there for my tastes when it comes to centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816672
what sort of treatment is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816659
Those first 2 are different girls - Hitomi from the selftitled and Meme from MonsterOisha.
I suppose Cyclos do look a bit alike as they have limited other facial features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816491
well I guess we can put that in the opinion column...
>>36816564
anon we're running a newspaper not a tabloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816693
The best sort ofc.
Officially its to help her overcome stress being isolated from her sister-workfriend.
However she just happened to have all this gear with her on a trip to an isolated village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816430
Write an op-ed on why Kunoichi should show themselves more because I think they're cute and want to see them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816705
>I HAVE TITS?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816763
you could just put your name down in the dating section anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816680
Ive always wondered if Cerea will follow after her Mother, especially feeding our first daughterfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816784
Or I could do this and make them feel more confident in getting a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

So semen increases monster girl magical power, does milk increase a man's magical power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816769
Dum clops

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816811
yes and they can also serve as hp potions when you run out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816811
No that's dumb, training does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816769
I believe it's more, "Who let them out?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816811
Milk is healthy for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816811
i actually think that fetish is gross (even though i love tits) but it's also funny as shit

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that while it might offend them a bit there's nothing inherently wrong with only drinking pure water that you can personally verify is safe to drink while in monster country. You just have to be very polite with Holstaurs about why you'll have to decline their offers to drink from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816849
>EMG
Vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816849
And fresh is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816788
Only one way to find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816705
Bad wording on my part. Guess I should've just said Meme as my reply to the first one. Used to read Hitomi up until they stopped doing translations for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816880
>NTR cow
Double vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816430
>REDNECK VAMPIRE ATTACKS TRAILER PARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816881
That is the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816041
not after reading that one bug manga
no way man
im scared for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816935
Nigger not every iteration of a monster girl acts like a Regura or whatever iteration.

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[Anonymous No.]

> 36816894
Nmp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816879
>>36816894
Sounds like somebody has a stomach ailment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816933

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816951
>dude liking cuckshit isn't bad just let people like what they want
No, it sucks and you suck for posting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816971
Hes probably getting seasick

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816935
not even talking about regura

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816945
not even talking about regura

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817020
Well now I really don't care about whatever guro edgeshit you read that you're acting like a moron about.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816518
Same as Hoss on the Guu ball

[Anonymous No.]

Do human moms get an invite to the echidna bookclub?

[Anonymous No.]

Big kot, small kot, and squishy kot

[Anonymous No.]

A chibi fairy to cheer on the begginer. Hope she'll watch over me. I will draw the muscle milky shog too, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817071
shock kot

[Anonymous No.]

Sunday sundae

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817091
Zap weasel, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817091
>raijuu
>is kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816831
They were always in there, she just tried to keep them wrapped

[Anonymous No.]

whats left for kc to make mg versions of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816680
Tisalia's not quite at Cerea's stage but I'd consider them acceptable once she gets her armor off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817161
There's plenty left, I'm still waiting for Frankenstein Monster/Flesh Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817161
clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817187
They're not bad at all, but for my one of the points of centaurs is the HUGE boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817161
Sleipnir

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817194
A stitchjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817211
I think I hate you anon, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817187
She gets extra points for me because she's an ojou. Though ojou need HUGE...tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817161
There are still hundreds of monsters he can make. Literally will die before running out of ideas.

>>36817214
for me*

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817161
Think someone here came up with a list of all KC's ideas he has yet to do profiles for

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817224

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817084
>spoiler
Combining the two requests? Sounds good to me, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817221
Or groups of zombs

[Anonymous No.]

Can I summon a demon to be my mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816465
>>36816498
>>36816585
>>36816625
>>36816672
>>36816705
>>36816881
>>36816880
>>36816933
>>36816951
>>36816976
>>36817009
>>36817117
>>36817187
>>36817221
/a/ is two blocks down you fucks. EMG gets a slight pass in small doses since it was part of the threads before the move but that doctor shit is a clear attempt to divert the thread into being something it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817214
Agreed, theres definitely a few that fall below the necessary level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817281
I use to like that show

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817334
Centaurs need to be noble and honorable with huge boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817281
>tranny shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817335
It would actually sit well with mge as it would have an Alp-zombie

[Anonymous No.]

Proud centaur knights who want you to roughly fuck them into their pillows

[Anonymous No.]

this image makes my heart sink

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817295
Summon a demon and try to explain the reason you did it wasn't to obtain riches, power, or just to bang her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817321

[Anonymous No.]

>>36811861
Thanks for doing my request

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816430
Aight bitch but I ain't doing this for free, I expect to be hired as a columnist. If you don't then I'm going into game journalism, and you won't like where that's going.

>LILIM MAYOR TO MOVE FORWARD ON STATE MANDATED GF LAW AMID ALLEGATIONS OF CORRUPTION
>MCG, USA: Mayor Polyphasia Whitetail has announced she will continue pushing her newly ratified law over the city, mandating all currently-single males ages 14 through 80 to be assigned a partner from a waitlist.
>Supporters say that laws like this are a long time coming, helping foster interspecies relations while ensuring birthrates don't decline, while encouraging a healthy venting of lust and emotions.
>Detractors note, however, that the names highest on the waiting list are all lilim, including mayor Whitetail herself, spurring allegations that the new law is merely a ploy to seek dates for herself and her siblings.
>The mayor denies any accusations of corruption, and has been quoted saying that "The waitlist is completely fair, and the fact that the top of the list is almost universally composed of one species is simply how things have worked out."
>This has not stopped protests from popping up across the city, culminating recently in a heated crowd throwing Prisoner Fruit at the mayor while she was on her way to her limo.
>More to come as the story develops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817341
>noble and honorable with huge boobs.
Id actually grade Centaurs in that order.
Despite no tits, I preferred the athletic cent over the mindless unicorn with the big rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817370
just pointing out how bug boy's favorite anime is sure getting spammed a lot recently. it's not even good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817410
>literal cuckold horses
Fuck off with that shit you know how emg centaurs breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817410
Whereas Unicorn weeb was just annoying as any 2legged mindless thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817401
>lims needing to get bf by law

[Anonymous No.]

>. 36817412
Fuck bboy really does do it rentfree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817321
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817451
Let me find an appropriate gif for this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>36817412
You sure you don't need a break if you see that braindead faggot everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817451
he's spoken at great length how he wants the thread to be more non-mge and raved about that shit manga being better and now it's suddenly getting spammed the last 2 threads. someone would have to be a 40 iq retard to not see the connection.
>>36817465
she's probably fucked male centaurs but you must like that

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>>36817498
You're dumb I've been posting the same 2 centaur images from EMG for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817295
>Demom

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36817528
It's like regular but a Jamaican accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817458
BIG FLUFFY THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817410
I guess Im more an assman and legman when its centaurs.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36817519
and they're still shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817550
That next page backview makes ul for a small blouse size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817194
>Wanting what is essentially just a zombie possessed by a lightning revenant

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817551
Look at how cute shoggy looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817519
You do know the thread for that is on /c/ right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817410
Small tit centaurs make sense in some scenes like athletic running, and still have a place - its a place on my dick ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817578
She could end up with some fun gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817629
Frig off nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817610
This is what I thought umamusume was going ro be when it was explained to me

[Anonymous No.]

Drew a jabber cause I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817660
I got confused by the anatomy before I realized those are massive saggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817550
That is kinda the whole point of centaurs out of all the mamonos across just about every artist and setting, Taurs are the only ones that always keep their quadruped aspect.
I actually like ipotanes - 2legged Cents - but theyre rarer than anything else.
I think they missed an opportunity with MusumeDerby to give the girls proper horse legs and hooves as a 2legger.

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>>36817599
No because I post them only when there's a centaur discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the fate of all men if the monsters win

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816031
hard to focus on any one thing with that massive batch but that's a wonderful familiar

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36817738
See? This is your wife tells you to act your age and always go out with an escort!

[Anonymous No.]

>Automatons
https://youtu.be/S_Y0dLTbISw

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>>36817656
They went with just ears and tails, which is a bit of a copout.
Theyre hardly any different when all they need is a new hairstyle or a hat, and a tail-trim and theyre normal girls again not demi-racehorses.
They had already made them 'too weird' for normies, but not weird enough to be their full potential as mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817816
i saw one of them started multi-classing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817816
And nailing horseshoes onto regular boots is just pointless. Why not just use regular running cleats if they have human feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817816
>made them 'too weird' for normies
Isn't it top 3 jap mobage for a year straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817738
but how do they get their stock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817673
Or even as full 4leg centaurs would have made sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817857
on human cities there are some kids in the street which are free, you can literally just grab them and bring them home or distribute them, no one will even try to stop you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817837
Arent they carrot addicts not bloodsuckers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817898
I hope you're still discussing mge here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817551
I wanna find a small cute weak shog and nurse her into a big cute strong shog

[Anonymous No.]

Got to reading the new alternative ending for Magus's Anon story, that was a really good read and honestly exactly what i was looking forward, thanks for writing it
Also have a heavy spoiler question if Magus is around, [Spoiler] Will Rhodon get an alternative ending? I love dark elves and really liked your wild man story, but i feel if one of the "villains" in the story doesn't deserve the dick it's her for being such a cunt all the time. This is more of a passionate opinion more than anything else but the only alternative ending that would feel satisfying in adventurer academy (in my personal opinion) would be Anon getting with Voso after the tournament and giving up on the zipangu business [/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

top 3 MGs?
JubJub
Manticore
Zombie dragon
are my top 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817578
IIRC the og book doesnt use the lightning or any method to bring the monster to life, we're not told how actually
The lightning was added to the movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817939
i'm basically adopting every monster in need

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Vampire
Amazon
Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I pull the pin out of the fox ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817954
I'm aware of how 'Adam' was born in the book. Lightning revenant is how you can differentiate the Flesh Golem from a Wight or some shit. I don't know. Most of my ideas are garbage anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you think you're going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818011
she'd get very mad. i think it would hurt her as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Shirohebi
Demo- Hebis
I just really really like Shirohebis, they are the best and i could not think of a better wife and life companion
I just really like how dedicated this is a call for help send someone they are and how much effort and love they put into the relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818034
my sad corner, welcome

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to break it to you but 400 years old isn't young

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818055
the monsters proficient in healing magic are always the scariest. humans too, come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818034
Where I belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818034
nowhere near you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Night Gaunt
Atlach-Nacha
Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817922
I am, I have no interest in human kids, now, free greenworms? that's the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Baphomet
Familiar
Nekomata (or just the Catgirl family in general)

Love magic, love petites, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Wonderworm
Demon
Jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
jabberwock
Gazer
bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817738
Haha imagine being sold to a Boogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Same as it ever was
Holstaur
Minotaur
Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Jinko
Bogey
Yeti
I know what I want, preferably from a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818011
The Fox is armed, unless you put the pin back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818154
i have an oc i'm trying to plan out in my head but she's too close to looking like a baphomet. really hard when you got such a cute and perfect design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Mindflayer
Shoggoth
Nighthaunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818256
when in doubt, black sclera, rectangle pupils and magnificient wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818264
based ftaghn anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
dragon zombie, after that i have a hard time choosing between 17 other monster, which is only worst because a lot of them are nothing alike

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
not slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818317
what's that on the third row, second column of the third tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818317
The best slime is in "big yes" tier, so that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818231
>that pic
i miss my dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818339
>>36818350
Shogs don't count, they get special treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You are all cheap manwhores to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
I am not cheap, I sell myself to ojous

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
You're not a monster, so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
i aint cheap, dragons only

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817071
>daughter demands you let her watch you work because she wants to be a grown up
>she's asleep in your lap a few minutes later

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818378
Ah, a man of zero principles I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
money is money and my prices scale with my services

[Anonymous No.]

>>36811861
miss apophis wasn't very nice but you did have me curious about how the meeting would go

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818271
>wings
>Black Sclera

literally what my oc has that baph doesn't, really i was trying to make a monster girl simalar

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013
Impregnate onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816811
Actually, it depends on the nature of the monster it's sourced from.
Drinking the milk of a dark mage, lich, owl mage, or similar monster can increase the drinkers native talent for magic. Likewise, absweat from an oni, amazon, or minotaur can do wonders for physical condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818034
>hate mofu
>REALLY hate mofu
>most of your life is dedicated to your hatred of mofu
>can't stand the sight of it
>can't stand the feel of it
>can't stand the touch of it
>hate all the smug monsters who think they can have your way with you just because they've got a massive bush of mofu popping out their ass
>on your way to the mofu haters weekly meeting when pic related happens
>she heard you were talking shit about mofu
How does a man escape without being bound in the silken embrace of the very thing he swore to hate with all his soul? One wrong move and you'll be another braindead mofu addict who does nothing but huff fluff all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818264
>thicc pink mindflayer with massive breasts
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
I am not a manwhore, I just so happen to get payed to relieve the stress of monsters that are old, rich, and powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818510
i don't like morrigan, prefer his sister. but Cyan lipstick arouses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818556
Delete this brother. Hatred of mofu is unhealthy for the soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
You think I care about your opinions? I am a proud manwhore like my father before me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818586
>prefer his sister
>his

[Anonymous No.]

What action could a monster take if she's worried her biological son still doesn't have a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818600
i-i meant her. her.. I'm kinda sleepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818466
I’m not a “manwhore” I’m a Chief Stress Relief Officer for the Royal Makai Navy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818614
>navy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818625
Sea monsters need sea men too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818625
It's not gay if it's underway
or if you're already an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818649
Nah, they do but, who do you think make up the bulk of the navy? Think about it real hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818667
mersharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818667

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Green Orc
Amazoness
Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818690
so the pirates would be dolphin girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Cute dogs! In space!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818667
In that kind of navy? Monsters adapted for life in the sea, because otherwise >>36818664 Alps aren't particularly exceptional when it comes to the sea environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818724
Space belongs to goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818695
>>36818728
Why do alps compose most of the navy?

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls objectively give the best headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>me
>man those recent threads are giving me a fetish to get a beeg momster that will treat me like a kid. I’ll check the random page on the wikia to see what luck will leave me
>scroll to the top of the page and this happens
W-What is fate telling me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818734
Real life ships are crewed only with men who do not get contact with the outside world for months. Figure out the rest yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are the biggest perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818758
the ones that are taller than you and have big hands/claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818762

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818769
Oh…
W-Well surely the navy here is made-up of a 90% monster girl population because it isn’t “womanly” to leave men alone in dangerous waters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818804
>"ohoho I'm a lilim! The most sexual being short of the Demon Lord herself!"
>"I can mindbreak you just by standing next to you, little boy!"
>"Nothing can out-pervert me!"
>becomes a nervous, stuttering wreck the moment you intertwine fingers with her
Do lims really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818805
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818811
you never know when a kraken will don a wedding dress and go on the prowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818807
I'm going to put money where my mouth is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818758

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818884
I will go live on a small raft in the middle of the sea to see what the monsters do other than capsizing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818925
god i want to cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818925
god I want her to cuddle me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817098
Uhhh are those bananas

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818925
God I want to mutually cuddle each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818916
since creeping coins are a type of mimic what other valuables might they manifest as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818925
I thought I lived alone.
W-What is she doing there?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cuddle god

[Anonymous No.]

>I will fuck you in the amazon position, while in public, so that everyone can see your ahegaoing face and I will hold both of your hands while doing so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818996
Your parents warned you about the boogey monster anon but you didn’t listen. Now pay the price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819027
AIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819027
Can I just have a hug? I'm going through a lot right now and I could use one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Whitehorm
Baphomet
Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819068
Sure. You just have to pay with sex in the amazon position first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819027
do I know you? I have a client waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819027
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819079
Ehh, nevermind then. I'll just go home and sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818999
Woah, fancy bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818999
I will pray to this angel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819102
>Calling an angel "bird"
You're gonna get punished

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819027
that's gonna be 3000 plus tax, is there anything else I can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817161
I was just thinking about how much I wanted a Kitsune-Tsuki type monster where an ancient evil would posses women Evil Dead style

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819007
you may yet be brought closer to god

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath bimbos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819133
I wanna destroy that nuns pussy with my big incubus enhanced cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818999
is this what angels wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819120
So she doesn't want any bird seed then?

[Anonymous No.]

Could any monster girl pull off the whole reverse trap thing to infiltrate mens social circles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819102
>>36819120
>>36819189
>bird
>with those tits
It's a flying holy cow for christ sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819183
Makes easier to identify men tainted by lust and punish them with rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819133
how can I stop lewd nuns from lewding me? I just want to attend church

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819230
cover those goddamn ankles and your wrists! stop dressing like a whore if you don't want to be treated like one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819248
I still get called a whore even when I am wearing full plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819120
Angels are just intelligent Harpies running a scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819248
>she see your hands? whore
>she sees your feet? whore
>she sees your eyes? whore
>you're right in front of her? whore
can't win with these girls

[Anonymous No.]

>dressing up like a whore (with the NECK exposed out of all things even)
>ignored the curfew
>went out without a responsible adult
>waltzed into the dangerous district of delinquent muscular monster girls
>dared talk back to an officer of law claiming your puny human age counts as adulthood by your messed up standards
The list goes on. Succ police is taking reeducational measures to (You). Your wife has already been called to pick you up at the police station and she is in for an embarassing earful for letting her husband get lost like that.
Which mg is she and how will you explain yourself to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
what wife? I was making some money with my body, Its the only thing I know how to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819277
Whats wrong being a man whore anon. You get to have sex with every mamono you meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819327
>got MULTIPLE wives and they all let him out in the danger like that
Oh anon, you are totally gonna get grounded for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
I have no wife. I wander the streets hoping a monster takes me in and gives me a home. I always get shooed away by the cops so I'll keep wandering

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
I can wear whatever I want and go wherever I want, I ain't got a wife. I am a strong man that need no woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818696
where do I find a monster like this?
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819344
>Succ Officer starts interrogating anon in who is his adult wife
>Anon answers he doesn’t have a wife, he just got sent to this world and has nothing
>Succ Policewoman: “O-Oh is that so? You poor thing. T-Then you are single?”
We were wrong. It isn’t the noblewoman monsters marrying the poor anon in the streets, it’s the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Sandworm
Jabberwock
Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
I did no such things because I went to the part of town where all the perverted old hags are

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
If monster girls are going to treat me like a child I want nothing to do with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819381
Anon please. There are more things you can do in this situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
I have no wife I work at the local brothel, I guess I'll have to call the tanuki that owns said brothel to help me (again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
I haad a bitt too mucch juice heehhe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819385
but i wannt to be a macho man

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
My wife's a bicorn, nothing happens to me because she loves it when I do stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819385
no, the arousal is gone after I'm made to feel like monster girls think of me as an idiot and now I shall go isolate myself in the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817948
Yeti
Ice Queen
White Horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819380
The fact you got caught by the police proves you are horrible with directions anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819422
No, I am right where all the pervy old hags are at

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819378
>succ officer's partner returns to the car with donuts in hand
>finds their car bumping and shaking with wet noises coming within
>succ's partner sighs and sits down to eat the donuts while she waits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819435
>Succ officer's partner then makes innuendos about cream filling when all the donuts are gone due to the long time they spent fucking and said Succ complains why there are no donuts left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819435
>other officer succ not joining in
suspension of disbelief destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
I'm gonna tell the monster police officer that she is my wife, kiss her, then teleport out leaving a note saying "catch me if you can"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819479
>thinking its over for anon after round one
>thinking donut succ won't jump in while original succ officer leaves for more donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
>Letting yourself get arrested
Gotta train those escape skills so you can go where you want when you want.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna stick you in a barn full of holsts. Inside the barn is painted red. You'll be wearing red clothes, head to toe. The barn will be pumped full of a synthetic version of a jabberwock's "pink breath" that causes passionate horniness on those that inhale it.

Your goal is to escape the barn, get on a motorbike, and speed away from the holsts without getting groped, kissed, molested, or raped.
Will you succeed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819523
there's no motivation to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819523
>running away from nice cows that just want to give me some milk
do I look like sabbath bait to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819523
okay but, what is the prize? can I come back after I leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819523
tear off those clothes and dive into your herd

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
laws are for suckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819501
Thats more like. two little Succ babies about be born in 9 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819541
>>36819543
>>36819561
If you lose the challenge, then the consequence that you have to suffer is a harem of holsts. I really don't think you want that...

>>36819558
Your prize is keeping your virginity and purity intact from slutty monsters that will corrupt you!

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE LIVING IN THE WALLS
THEY ARE HEARING EVERYTHING YOU DO
THEY ARE SEEING EVERYTHING YOU DO
THEY ARE LAUGHING ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DO
THEY ARE LIVING IN THE WALLS
THEY ARE LIVING IN THE WALLS
THEY ARE LIVING IN THE W

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819573
OP, I think that u like lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819573
I already have my virginity and purity intact, I'd rather gain a milky harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819573
>I really don't think you want that...
why must you go on the internet and tell lies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819585
>>36819608
Is this what you really want to have to deal with everyday? Getting smothered in big, soft breasts from cows whose horniness knows no end? Having to put up with their moos and fuzzy ears rubbing up against your neck as they snuggle with you?

You're crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819608
I need more cows in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819608
whats that guy saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817321
>/a/
i havn't been there in a really long time
whats /a/ even like these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819673
>whats /a/ even like these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819655
succ the cows
nakadashi the cows
make more cows
repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819693
a true philosopher

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013
In the world of monstergirls. I bet it would be ironic and interesting if Human Zipangu Highschool Girls or "JKs" are off limits. Lemme explain.

Zipangu of the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world would be more than okay with horny coomer men and foreigner men to be in a relationship with their monstergirl populations and adult women. But Highschool Girls or "JKs", specifically Human Zipangu Highschool Girls are off limits. And only the Zipangu Highschool Boys are allowed to date and romance the Highschool aged girls as their romantic childhood friends and sweethearts to be with.

However, the only "Legal Highschool Girls" or "JKs" adult men and horny gaijins are allowed to be with and fuck with are monstergirl Highschool Girls. But Human Zipangu Highschool Girls, are off limits and only for their Highschool Boy Sempais.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819615
all I hear is free milk and happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818734
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818734
most actual men throw themselves into the sea when they see a girl they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819655
It’s written weirdly, can’t put my finger into why but he is saying
“Honto da yo”
Which should mean
“(It’s the) truth, you know?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
Wait a moment, this isn’t a “reeducational measure”, this is nursing sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819825
the guy looks like Plutarch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

I knew things were going downhill when I saw all the hipster elves at the artisan pizza shop where the smithy used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819195
Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36818733
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819887
you don't like pizza? I'm sure the smithy is just on the small room in the back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
>anon’s monster wife gets an earful from the police. “You know how humans are. You can’t be this irresponsible with your husband.”
>has to return home, all neighbors looking at you two and whispering to each other
>finally enters home, husband already starts all those nonsensical excuses of being a “>>>responsible independent adult” that clearly learned nothing
>”Sorry honey. But now I have to send proof I’ve properly reeducated (You)
>wife sets up the camera, anon tries to run, a futile effort
>wife strips anon, forces him to suck her tit and grabs his dick
>”act like a kid, will get treated like a kid
>Next day a tape arrives in the police station. Another husband properly educated with a 10 hours-long nursing handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820055
>nursing handjob
what happens to repeat offenders, just asking for a friend, h-haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820055
>Anon’s tape is leaked to Xmonster and MonsterHub
>becomes the second most popular video of the month, only beaten by “2 monsters 1 human”

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
all I remember taking something from some weird blue worm and then I am here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
>Did you get the reagents?
>Good, now pretend to be sorry so we can get back to the ritual.
I'm sorry for going out alone, it won't happen again officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
but adoptive bicorn momster said it was okay! Does that mean she is lying?

[Anonymous No.]

Onis were made for two things: standing ab kisses and breeding. You cannot prove me otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820159
I want her to put me inside her pants and walk around like there's nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820097
What are the two monsters in question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820171
rival queen slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820171
Angel and Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820089
Probably this happens in public so the husband starts understanding how dangerous it would be if he was raped on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819315
But what if I’m looking for monsters to fuck and breed?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820256
I'd let her exercise close to me, we could get an iced tea or something like that afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820159
Scary Oni, I bet she poses like actors in Kabuki theatre too.

[Anonymous No.]

Every human male should mate with a female elf. Their bodies are the most compatible after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820256
I would lose my spaghet just to drive her nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820256
I could uh lay or sit on her back while she does push-ups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820310
>Beans, beans the musical fruit!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820310
God I love this picture so much

[Anonymous No.]

Do your part- repopulate an endangered species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820353
Truly hits the mark.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes when I'm playing a game I crouch and check out a female NPCs ass. I often wonder how that would play out doing it absentmindedly with a monster in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820305
>Their bodies are the most compatible after all.
>Too weak to withstand a harsh mating press
>Have the stamina of a cheetah with asthma
>Idea of sex is either her dead fishing or lazily draping her arms around you and lighty bouncing
>Wombs can barely hold 3 creampies before leaking
>Will call you a mere human refuse to cuddle with you
Honestly zombies are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820305
I don't know anon, manticores seem to have a better point

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820463
Points*

[Anonymous No.]

Are baphs good at snuggling. i want to snuggle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820305
who could have a higher affinity with humans than mans best friend, the dark slime?

[Anonymous No.]

Yubi Yubi!

Cute dog!
Cute dog!
Cute dog!
CUTE DOG!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820506
Loud dog, it keeps barking about 'yubi'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820495
Of course.
But some Baphs are better suited for it than others.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lovingly violate the pharaoh. Emphasis on 'the'

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820575
Which Pharaoh is THE Pharaoh anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820608
The one I violate

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820608
all pharaohs are the pharaoh, if they weren't the pharaoh they would be called something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820575
I want to help the pharaoh's long-lost friend pay her a surprise visit for her birthday. Surely this stranger isn't lying about being her friend right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820353
Same

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder, Tomb Kings and Tomb Queens likely hate Khepri for the reasons of the mana dung ball bugs can turn any random loser and nobody into a king with a plot of land to rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36820637
does she even know the Pharaoh's name?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, name is Anon, and welcome to Jackass. I’m gonna breed this ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821080
She doesn't seem so bad, she has a nice haircut, brushed fur and a pretty dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819177
This should be the fate of all nuns, human or monster. Stretched by fat incubi dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821145
Stretched and creampied. It would be my mission to fuck ans monsterise an entire convent of human nuns if i broke my chains and became an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever wonder if ancient evils are so old they forgot how to have sex? Like they kidnap a man and then just draw a blank after undressing him?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you trust angels anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821358
I-Is this angel okay? It's halo is bleeding...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821378
She’s fine. Now answer the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821358
I only trust fellow earthly beasts, thanks.
Angels and demons alike can take a hike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821442
Whiteboys fuck Dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821415
I trust this angel very much. I'll help her get over her inability to socialize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821358
I trust her with my purity yes.

[Anonymous No.]

What would police monster girls even do all day seeing how most crimes are either men reporting proactive dating or stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821795
hunt down nukis for tax evasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821804
That just sounds like a shit tone of paperwork.
Poor hellhound cops must be bored out of their minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821795
drunken and disorderly conduct

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821804
>I swear officer the owl made me do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821821
Why do they have to be so mean to Satyros?
They just wanna have fun, it's not their fault it's so fun to run around naked while chugging down a bottle of vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821812
you should see what the divine bureaucracy has to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821883
>Angels are really happy when they get sent down top earth has a guardian angel
>Both because they love it and because now they don't have to deal with all the Kafkaesque levels of bureaucracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821795
>everyone thinks MG police would be a topsy-turvy joke due to the lack of actual violence
>it ends up filled with autismo lizards, dullahans and alike that go full Judgess Dredd on their work

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821893
gotta feel sorry for the forever pencil pushers, have to fill out 6 months of paperwork ever time an angel falls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821905
>Judgess Dredd lizards
Gonna use a stun-gun on her when she's doing her "I'm the law!" speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821633
Oh phew, she's not evil at all, she's just chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817816
>Too weird for normies
Anon it's a normie game at this point thanks to how keiba is in nipland + the game releasing at a pretty good point in the anime. In any case it's really just KanColle for horses seeing as how their race outfits are mostly based off the jockey's and the other features are inspired by the horses themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Portal to the MGE world opens up in your bedroom
>Your curiosity to wonder what's on the other side pulls you to go through
>Portal teleports you to a giant ant nest
>Lots of sweaty and horny giant ants working away like they always do
>As soon as you appear, they all stop what they're doing and stare you down
>Staring you down like they're about to pounce on your dick
>You notice the portal behind you fading away
Do you accept your fate as the cumpump to one or many giant ants?
Or do you jump right back through to your bedroom before the portal closes?

This'll likely be your only shot at a monster girl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
I accept my fate as communal boytoy for the hard-working giant ants, as well as the lazy ant arachne keeping a low profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
As long as there is an ant bigger than me, sure! And since even Baphs can have big tits variants, I’d bet on these odds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
I stand up and strike a Jojo pose. Then I convince them I'm a chosen hero from my world, sent here to become an emperor of their kingdom and bring it into the golden age. Once the entire hive is a part of my gigaharem, I use tax evasion to double its wealth and influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
pretty sure I'd just pass out
bugs creep me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
I welcome my fate.
Lots of cute, buff ants to love, also the busty nurse ant and the NEET ant-arachne that tries to play cool beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817071
cute cades
glad they're not in the meme variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
No elf
No way

[Anonymous No.]

>>36819858
It says it's Aristotle.
>>36819693
True philosopher indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
Ask them how fertile they are.
Fuck them pregnant regardless of answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822625
What would happen if I whistle and holler up at a mamono saying
>girl you're looking fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822689
They're gonna get some wet panties and you're gonna end up with some daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

what dark curses would you ward your tomb with to keep grave digging MGs out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822767
why would I die, do I look gay to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822767
well first the tomb will be underground in the middle of nowhere, then I'll have a fake burial chamber with an empty coffin, the real chamber is behind a solid granite wall and if they break through that Curse of the Barren Womb

[Anonymous No.]

I need a tall glass of haku milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822819
anon where did you get that curse from

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822767
only dragons curse

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any bimbofying curses I can place on my gold so when the lizardman adventurer comes to plunder my coffers she gets her just rewards?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822767
an instant revive so I can personally kick their ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823171
>lich body snatcher is extremely disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823077
use of JubJub flu is considered a war crime anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823355
>War crime
don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823077
I got one from a shady nuki and it just lolified her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823418
sabbath have infiltrated the reagent market anon, you've got to secure your own supply it want to anything more complex than parlour tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823544
That's why I made a pact and became the boytoy/champion of the elder goddess of milk and fertility

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824072
what a happy little family

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816031
>https://imgbox.com/MRUVgqgQ
Nav's other girls of this bodytype in the same state of dress when?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824238
I need to see nudes of his lich and wight

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna turn a couple of alps into hopeless broodmothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824531
Alps are already hopeless but they will appreciate it nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824285
After my first day at a new job, I'm completely ready to become a Drow's pet.

[Anonymous No.]

What? All I said was that she'd make a great mother. Did I say something weird?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi with long tongues

[Anonymous No.]

I should post a long-term quest on the quest board looking for an adventurer or two to help secure my bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824688
Gonna feel the bumps on the roof of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36822236
>The Tomboy Zone
Gimme one of the tall but shy ones and I'll accept my fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824531
Sometimes it looks like only russians draw alps arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824714
Suggest drawing them pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>AAAAAAA I HATE MONSTER GIRLS SO MUCH AAAAAAA
>THEY ARE ALL CARING AND WOULD EVEN MARRY AN EDGELORD LIKE ME AND THIS MAKES ME SEETHE AAAAAAA
>AAAAAAA EVERYONE IS HAPPY I CAN’T STAND THIS

>portals open, gets sent straight to a Boogey
>”Hello small human boy, are you okay? You must be scared in another world like that without friends and family. I can give you food and shelter, surely we can find a safe place for you if you have trouble fittin-“
>AAAAAAA SHE ISN’T EVEN INFANTILIZING ME AND IT STILL MAKES ME SEETHE I FUCKING HATE THIS I’M GONNA KILL HER
>AAAAAAA WHY AM I A BORDERLINE ANOREXIC NERD THAT ONLY ENGAGED IN WRITING EDGY CROSSOVER FANFICS I’M GETTING DABBED ON BY AN OVERSIZED STUFFED TOY
>”There there young one. I know this is very traumatizing but I’m here for you”
>AAAAAAA SHE IS SO MOTHERLY AND CARING I’M LOSING MY EDGELORD TENDENCIES THIS IS LITERAL BRAINWASHING AND MGE IS A DYSTOPIA FUCK KC SO MUUUCH
>AIEEEE I’M CUMMING TO A MONSTER GIRL THIS IS HUMILIATING AND I’M STARTING TO LIKE IT NOOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYONE

>decades later, Boogey is now giving classes to a bunch of prideful unmarried dragons
>”You have to understand that humans grow under the stereotypes monsters are dangerous creatures that want to eat them alive. When you are attacked you must take it easy and guide them instead. This is worth twice more if he is an otherworlder, poor boy will be scared with the new world”
>”Teacher, it’s easy for you to say! You don’t know what we dragons have to go through!”
>Boogey just gives her a warm smile and pets the fanfic anon on her lap
>”When I met my husband he was screaming and lashing out. I nearly thought he was some sort of male dhampir from a world they could exist. He was so cute!”
>fanfic anon starts blushing
>”H-Honey there is no need to expose so much! It was just a pha-“
>Boogey starts stroking him. Dragon class drools upon imagining having their own husbands
>”But with a bit of perserverance I went through to him and as you can see we are happily married!”
>Dragons go back home with newfound confidence. Boogey Teacher becomes famous for her classes and dating books tips. Dragons confide with their Ryu cousins. Weeks later doujin shelves are stuffed with “I’m a dragon that was attacked by a chuuni isekai’d human Dark Souls player but I raped him and now he became my tsundere headpat addict husband?!”
Don’t let spacebattle forums know this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824531
>Art from Russian "Ask monster girl"-group
I just remembered how some russian artist (it's a girl) drew a sketch where Dhampir was asked "What will you do if your husband is not ready for child" and she seriously answered that she will just leave him and find a new one. Everyone starting proof to artist that she is wrong and mamono will never leaves their husbands. Then artist start butthurting about shitty canon and told in the end of discussion "I decide what will be canon in my arts and what doesn't". That was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824714
its really weird seeing alp stuff in russian

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824876
Russia has the most Alp and Cu content. The Alp has yan tendencies, I think...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824868
>russian edgelord artist woman
Oh I’m laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824706
That's on the same level as hiring a kunoichi to "assassinate" yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824911
which weird me out cause from what i'm told slavic countries are on par withthe middleast as far as their attitudes toward that kind of stuff is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824977
Anon, i don't know about other slavic countries, but in Russia exist a cult of "allowed homosexual acts" on every level of society. If you fucks a man — you're not gay, if man fucks you — you're gay. Weird logic, i know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824977
It's almost like escapism caters to those that want to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824858
Would edgy fanfic writers become the goblin bait of MGE? Kind of like elf girls in goblin rape doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824977
>i'm told slavic countries are on par withthe middleast as far as their attitudes toward that kind of stuff is.
You'd be surprised how popular traps and gachimuchi are here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824858
I don't use this word lightly, but Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824977
You also hear the US is pretty much the Fourth Reich. I did not yet have the opportunity to see a stoning here, Slavlands are more like the bible belt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824977
All this stuff is from fujos, almost all russian drawfags (except wlper) are women

[Anonymous No.]

>>36821941
To be honest I think that would be a bigger motivator to prevent your coworkers from falling than allegiance to the Chief God's morality

[Anonymous No.]

How much would is cost to buy a tanuki wife toand for her to have my child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824285
The good news is my arachnophobia is all cures. The bad news is I need to be hugged, cuddled, or otherwise in physical contact with something or someone at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825425
what's the one in the background selling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825509
She's enjoying the refreshments

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825509
looks like she's counting coins out of a novelty money bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36823171
Many have tried to decipher the curse scrawled on the ancient tomb...
>it's just the navy seals copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824858
Zipanguese doujin writers are too strong

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to be that guy but someone in another thread is telling me you guys are having some sort if Fued with space battles of all things
What's tge story on that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825656
>that young boy kept on calling me an old eggless hag and I fucked him, now He still teases me, but I like it?!
>The manwhore's diary
>An OL dragon and the pet human
>prince rape 3:going green
>Allen in wonderland
>How to tame a human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825760
The people on spacebattles are edgelords, the creator of MGE is autistic, people here are autistic and everyone is seething but there's no proper feud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36824868
>not wanting to have children with mamano.
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825774
>>prince rape 3:going green
>>How to tame a human boy
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825774
>Allen in wonderland
I don't know why I find this so funny.
I'm just imagining a middle age salary man getting teleported to wonderland and is just mildly annoyed at everything.
The man just want to go home and grill god damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825774
>How to tame a human boy
I heard this one is very popular with hellhounds and amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825810
Well tge moment there is a proper fued I'm going to cash in on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825774
What kind of porn does lizards girls or salamander read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825887
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825903
They don't, battle-shounen manga are enough to get them going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825903
They prefer Manwha and Chinese cultivation stuff so they can schlick to the op heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825912
Making a youtube video of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825903

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825903
>The boy that could
>Train with me
>100 pushups, 100 sits, 100 miles, and 100 impregnations

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817400
You are welcome. Idk if this was a good idea to switch to first person, but I wanted her to tell that story, so it seemed more appropriate.

>>36818520
Yeah, she's kind of a bitch, but she never had any hardships so far, which made her way too arrogant and egoistic. I didn't really wanted them to fight either, since I wanted some character development you know.
The grapesnake will definitely return in another story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825927
I wonder how they would react when I talk about my favorite battle-shounen manga.
Do they tell me I have shit taste or do they just ask if I can cosplay the MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825774
>human boy on the molesting trian
>The mind-shattering truth of the hoggtoh manor
>The flayer's guide to the mindrape
>The boy who cried hag
>Stress relievers journal
>A trip into the tentacle garden

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825760
It's a non story. A waifufag who doesn't even post here told kc about an edgelord story, kc told him to remove it and the edgelord is crying everywhere for sympathy. The only way this thread is involved is laughing at the edgelord with some worried KC goes out his way to look at things he knows will hurt him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826206
>the edgelord is crying everywhere for sympathy
I'm usually against stories being taken down even when they're crap and I didn't follow the drama all the way through, but if the comment that said the edgelord asked another story be taken down for using his OCs is true, the faggot better sleep in the bed he made for himself.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough with the e-drama. It's been like four threads already

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826190
a cock is a male chicken, so it's still gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826353
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are more than naked cuddlesluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826442
T. Naked cuddle slut to a monster girl.
Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826442
sometimes they're clothed cuddlesluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826353
No, I must prove to everyone Cheshire users on Zipangese picture stories forum are cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826521
Emphasis on some

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get a Kobold that stays up for over 24 hours at a time to go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826458
>>36826521
>>36826548
S-Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been feeling down lately...? You want to touch my breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825903
Killing Bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826699
It doesn’t look like the human had a say in this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826644
You need to take her for longer walks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826728
Guided breast grab therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826442
If I'm naked, I'll probably default to cuddleslut. My body cries out for physical contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826653
Cuddlesluts don't speak. So shut up and start cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816110

That's really fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826790
They do, kissusluts don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826790
cuddlesluts pat their wife on the head and say that they did a good job

[Lamy 99 No.]

>>36826699
a-ahh... ran's soft tits....

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826353
I am going to be convicted of contempt of court in MGC for trying to huff the judge's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826699

I wonder what fox milk tastes like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826371
Not necessarily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826947

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826843
>Monster girls complain about not having a husband to come to that will pet their head and tell them they are doing a great job
The MonsterNet must be a very strange place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826653
There there, tell the Yeti nun your sins

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey there, little Kiwi.

[Anonymous No.]

>What?
Yes, Kiwi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827252
>>36827263
But no, is wol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827252
>>36827263
small kiwi of the thread, what is your wisdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827300
>fifty caliber rounds have a lot of muzzle energy, even from a cut-down barrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Men only want one thing and it's FUCKING DISGUSTING.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Favorite mge opening

[Anonymous No.]

>Enough said!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827675
Favorite opening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827633
Then wash it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hips...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827986
I hope that doujin gets a hentai adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827581
Welcome to Big Mamano Burger, home of the Mega Burger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828069
excuse me but there is a fox stuck to my burger?

[Anonymous No.]

>plain, petite and flat farm girl getting corrupted into a big milky holstaur so that she can seduce her childhood friend
That has to be a classic story among mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828081
Shes an awoo, and she's largely harmless, make sure to order two so you have one to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828046
Isn't it based on an existing (non-hentai) series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828046
But it’s a doujin of an existing franchise

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu is unbeatable
Just give up and make fox babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828081
There's a potato stuck to my fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828098
>>36828101
Ah i didn't realize. I assume its a non lewd anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828121
get one of those iron combs for matted fur, that should do the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828101
>>36828127
Sort of. The MC of that doujin looks like the MC of Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni and has the same first name, but his surname is different. Also, that Demon Lord character never appears in the anime AFAIK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36826887
You'll get plenty to taste.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828173
Thanks friend. A full animated adaptation would still be nice.

>>36828267
I like thiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828267
That pic is hot as hell. Shame about the rest of it tho.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

New "Monster Girls: Track and Field" coming out soon. If you like hellhounds and werebats and JK girls more generally you'll like this one.

We should have a new "Indecent Occupations of Monster Girls" soon too, my second art partner had a reaction to the Covid vaccine and so we're a bit behind there.

Thanks for your patience as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828267
Weed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828491
formerly Wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828488
Doing God's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828518

[Anonymous No.]

>demon wife about to lecture you again why humans can't be trusted to take care of themselves and ought to be ruled by monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828666
>"Honey, you're keep telling me this about 50 years of our marriage"

[Anonymous No.]

If humans can't be trusted to take care of themselves, then why can I whore myself out without a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828748
>"And I will keep telling you that until you grow up. You are still too young."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828666
I will only half-listen while she breastfeeds me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828846
Wow, it's like a whole meter of a titty sag
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828900
That attention deficit is gonna worry her a lot. How can you prove you are a grow up when you can’t even focus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828900
You will never grow up at this rate. You are gonna be breastfed and treated like a foolish child for your entire life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828943
we got time, maybe in another twenty years or so I'll bother
>>36828927
hm? sorry could you repeat that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828666
Can I settle for a PowerPoint presentation instead, speech is hard to commit to memory

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828488
Looking good, Hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829009
>PowerPoint presentation
I remember this being a erubetie meme in the old mgq threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828666
The things I do for milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828666
>lecture
time to doodle and draw like I always do

[Anonymous No.]

Around lamias,never relax

[Anonymous No.]

>Which attitude of your waifu would make you go "Oh shit, she is actually mad at me for real"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829160
>Become lamia food
Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829160
Around foxes, watch your crotches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829181
if i ignore them maybe they will go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36828900
>>36828981
>>36829009
>>36829111
>She doesn't even have to lecture their daughter because seeing her father has already convinced her.
You are inadvertently raising the next generation of smug demons!

[Anonymous No.]

God i want to snuggle a Jubjub.. so soft and pink...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829181
around elves, watch for tells

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829217
no anon! that's how they get you!

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I buy decommissioned war droids so than I can update and upgrade them into breeding bots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829262
but that's what i want! i wanna be attached to a cuddly jubjub!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how hot wights are, they're haughty and I want to despise them but their claws and stupid dresses are too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829358
This image sucks, that face looks like garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829372
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

So where do we go if 4chan goes down for good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829300
Your penis will never see the light of day again. It'll forever be jammed up her sopping wet, jubjub cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829477
Outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829358
I want pull one over on them, but those claws are troublesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829477
Suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829358
I'm sure you could find a nice, humble Wight. At most you'd have to make one from a Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829482
what do i do if i have to pee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829587
She's a kinky girl. She is from Wonderland after all

[Anonymous No.]

Let's have a meetup on 4th new moon of the biggest moon after getting isekaid. We can meetup in the largest square in Lescaite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829598
alright, sounds perfect to me. whens the next flight to wonderland? or.. well how do i get there in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829598
that doesn't sound healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829624
Mamono mana will prevent any type of infection.

Just work on getting buff. Specifically your core muscles. You're gonna be carrying her around everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829587
Monstergirls don't pee pr poop, and once you marry one you won't need to either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829598
i really enjoyed that tear nav went on with jubjub art lately. the flat one was my favorite but nav's got a way with pears

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that playing audio of crying anons would set off monsters badly? Like over the speakers in a public place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829645
This one was my favorite.

Sometimes he makes 'em too big. This is the ideal size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829645
i like flat girls but jubjubs aren't supposed to be flat, they're supposed to be squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829690
yeah that was my toss up choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829742
That is some stronk mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829705
sabbath+wonderland is the crossover i need. little jabberwocks and hatters in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829790
forgive me for being forgetful but sabbath is the group that conists of loli versions of monster girls right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829830
essentially

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829790
honestly, I see that there would be a place just filled to the brim with loli wonderlanders

[Anonymous No.]

I accidentally started reading the dom demon summoning book haha. It does say they are also very lovingTM though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829853
hm, nah. not to big on the idea of a loli jubjub. although a loli cheshire would definitely be a cum factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829893
One of these things just doesn't belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829322
Mamono are good girls. They heal all the human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829913
don't make fun of the new womenlet zipangese intern

[Anonymous No.]

>gremlins again

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829934
Making fun of any these seems like a bad idea. Or making fun of demons in general.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite jokes at the expense of amazon’s skills with magic like all monsters they can cast a glamor to appear human. It’s just so they aren’t very good at it and still appear as 6’5” warrior goddesses, that could crush coal in a diamond with her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829968
there's a reason Grem-Tech was banned from the MG AGL

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829987
I want to be that piece of coal

[Anonymous No.]

>>36829917
H-how they heal the human boys?
t.human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830028
They hang out and chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36827086
Oh Yeti priest of the cold mountains, your holiest, only your cuddles can satisfy me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830054
>>36830028
The older mamono really enjoy chatting with young humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830028
The first step is to try turning him off and on again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830079
Because they need someone to tell them how to work a computer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830146
>eldritch horror from beyond the furthest stars
>still has a little hair down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830149
Teaching the divine Pharaoh-sama the wonders of technology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830149
>tfw you find that milfy automaton neighbor next door is a serious coomer that can't stop schlicking it to your tech repair vids on montube

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830176
>she throws you in the scorpion pit when you laugh at her hunt-and-peck typing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830313
No bully the divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830355
It's tough being addicted to the desert queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830313
The scorpion pit is a pretty nice place. It's more of a cushioned alcove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830433
>tfw ywn be covered in a pharaoh's kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>young boy falls into whatever "mamono pit"
>He befriends all the nice ladies in the pit and they serve him sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830480
Would said kisses leave lipstick marks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830513
yup, she needs to show who this boy belongs to

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830521
>>36830513
>giving your daily report to the royal court anubis
>there are lipstick marks all over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830521
God lipstick marks as a branding is so hot.
>>36830535
Not helped by your "official robes"leaving very little to the imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830545
Imagine not being allowed to go anywhere unless you can show your lipstick brand. That would suck haha. I certainly wouldn't want that haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830545
Not to mention the raging boner you are still sporting. The anubis might help you with that though, if you are into that. The mindbreaking royal court anubis blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830313
Gonna put in earplugs after teasing her so she can't use her magic voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830642
sorry but anon belongs to the pharaoh
he's allowed to wave his dick to tease her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830671
>oh no he has earplugs in he can’t hear us
>anon gets run over by a cement mixer convoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830671
but anon you can still see her magical form

[Anonymous No.]

>>36816013

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830677
Yeah not everybody is into that. I wouldn't mind being shared by two demi-goddesses though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36817084
>my suggestion came out first
Thats a lot more effort than I expected, when I typed it I honestly was imagining just some small quick doodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830480
The pharaoh enjoys eating cream, fruit and honey off of anon's body, especially when it ends in a sloppy blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830495
>anon falls into the bicorn pit
>he escapes unraped because they all wanted someone else to fuck him first

[Anonymous No.]

>>36825205
Cute Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830836
Clearly anon needs to take charge

[Anonymous No.]

If a Hellhound's husband or a man she is escorting but not yet married to, gets too tired and she has to carry him, would she laugh and bully him over it? Or would she think it is cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830715
she's BEARY nice. i'd love to HUG her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shitposting on 4monster /fit/
>muscle pussy is nasty and those muscle at even natty
>Probably convinced your bf and his bicorn wife to make him bulk you up
>Hope you like those abs cause they're gonna stay unruined for the rest of your life
>Big strong monster, but I bet you wouldn't do shit to me even if I was in the locker room naked and shooting up manticore venom
>Bet you all take extra time to "adjust" the shoulder press's seat and don't even wipe your juices off
>You can work out all you want but you'll never be bigger than some married 400 year old hag with a husband that gets his rocks off to rubbing his dick against her abs
>Actually doing GOHMAD. Enjoy your holst tier tits flopping to either side when bench pressing
>Eventually gremlin posts my IP
>Joke about that if I run away fast enough they won't chase me cause "cardio kills gains"
>Say I'm into chubby monster with fertile hips, no way they'd want to lose their gains like that
>Say I curl in the squat rack
>Buffcubus says she lives down the road from me, says she'll see me soon
What the fuck do I do, how do I stop her from amazon pressing me, how do I ensure at least I'm on top?

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully in just a few hours the completed pages will drop! Here's one final preview before the thread dies, I'm really excited to showcase the finished ones to you! 8 pages in total!

[Anonymous No.]

Fire and wind come from the sky. From the Gods of the sky. But Vulcan is your God, Anon, Vulcan! And she lives in the Earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36830984
If he wasn't a haughty cunt boasting about his stamina, I don't see why she would bully him. Hellhounds know humans can't always keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831010
>barricade door
>make it look like you escaped through the window
>hide underfloor boards
>pray they can't smell fear

[Anonymous No.]

>bottom of page 10
confess

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any reason to marry a Lamia when Wurms exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
My waifu doesn’t exactly have a clean history but she’s all mine now and it’s all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
I once had an erotic dream about Henry Rollins but I'm straight as an arrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831083
Lamia come in a delicious myriad of flavors and colors like apophis or hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
I'm not really interested in smut, only the wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831013
Nice, looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831010
spray cum all over your home to distract a possible momster invasor

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
I sometimes make multiple replies to a single post to motivate anons into responding

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
I haven’t read any of the stories posted here in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
I want to job to angel pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831063
Elves are best monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831187
If she is 130 then she can’t bully me for being underage right? 130 is underage to their standards too right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831210
She's like 16 and you're 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831223
F-Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831223
thats hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36831223
Those sick fucks.

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>>36819501
>being wrung dry by police brutality
>bad cop leaves the car
>good cop arrives and sits next to you
>makes you rest on top of her as she feeds you on the backseat of the car
>when you start feeling better she turns you around and starts kissing you slowly, invitingly
>the good cop wants you to feel comfortable
>you can hear the bad cop groaning on the front seat, still grumpy she didnt get to eat any of the donuts
>at least she got the glaze filling, she mutters to herself

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>>36831063
These posts are just to bait completely fucking shit tier abhorrent posts that go off topic 90% of the time.

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>>36831223
Bros no she is gonna force (You) to bath with her and call her big sister…

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>>36831063
Creeping Coin and Wonderworm are probably the only two of the most recent ten girls I actually enjoyed.

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>>36831223
d-do we all look like kids to them?

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Uglyfags and fatfags (and in this I include myself), how would you feel over the fact your waifu would literally drool over you and see you as a 9999/10 chad regarding looks?

I am so used to seeing myself as ugly that I might at the beginnig briefly think she id making fun of me and after getting used to the fact she is serious and afyer that for a while think "there must be something wrong with her sight" "I legitimately cant comprehend how she thinks this is hot"

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>>36831379
Make my own ugly bastard porn. Possibly throw in fake NTR and other degrading fetishes

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What would be ugly by monster girl standards(a ugly monster girl)?

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>>36831403
Depends on the species. Surely Baphs with bigs tits are ugly to other Baphs

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>>36831403
the ones with more monstrous parts like tentacles, extra mouths, multiple eyes, weird skin, etc