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Oglaf?

More like Baka.

>> No.3680862
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I don't think anyone here really wants to perform cunnilingus on Cirno.

>> No.3680863

>>3680862
I would.

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>>3680863

You would if she asked you, but do you actually want to?

>> No.3680874

>>3680869
Yes? Why wouldn't I, she's warm and the area around her is a bit cold.

>> No.3680877

>>3680869
I dunno. I kind of want to, for the experience if nothing else.

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>>3680874

I just thought you'd prefer to do things with your penis than your tongue.

>> No.3680885

>>3680878
The person who wrote >>3680874 isn't me (who wrote >>3680863)

Still, there's no reason penis and tongue can't both be involved, just not in the same end at the same time.

>> No.3680892

>>3680878
If porn has taught me anything, it's that these things MUST be done in the proper order.

>> No.3680917

>>3680892
And if there's one thing porn will never teach you, it's how to get to where you can use your thing, in any order.

>> No.3680924

>>3680917
I know right? Porn can never teach me how to become 2D or get to Gensokyo.

>> No.3680939

Getting to Gensokyo is easy, all you have to do is become forgotten by everyone and everything. Becoming 2d is even easier. Once you get to Gensokyo, go the Scarlet Mansion and ask Sakuya if she's wearing pads. Then just wait for the steamroller to drop.

>> No.3680967

>>3680939

>Getting to Gensokyo is easy, all you have to do is become forgotten by everyone and everything. Becoming 2d is even easier. Once you get to Gensokyo, go the Scarlet Mansion and ask Sakuya if she's wearing pads. Then just wait for her to start sucking your cock like it's the only source of oxygen in the area.

I don't see how this helps him become 2D, but...

>> No.3680995

>>3680967
I don't want to stick my dick in a dog's mouth, though

>> No.3681024

>>3680995

But just think of the puppydog eyes as you give her your buttermilk bath.

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>>3681024
I'd rather not, it's too cute! I can't fuck something so cute.

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