/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Dogs in space!

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[Anonymous No.]

You retard. You mouthbreather. You unrelenting moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>No thread name
You fucked up bud

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>>36735080
>>36735088
Good job bumping it.
Anyway, at least this one just fucked up a thread name and doesn't look like it was made by a troll or an attention whore, so may as well use it after the other one gets archived if mods still don't do their job and this one somehow doesn't die.

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>>36735147
The other one just archived a little while ago. The warhammerfag one doesn't count

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>>36735169
By "the other one" I meant >>36734931 which was already getting activity when I posted that.

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>>36735478
Nah, I didn't notice that one. My bad

[Anonymous No.]

let it die

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>>36745649
why the fuck did you bump it then? retard

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>>36745649
>>36746349
The choice has been made then.

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>>36734925
>When she gets chewing gum in her tails

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>>36758715
Molest them with your crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

Busty undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Every girl is better as a shortstack
Prove me wrong

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>>36759024
no, only very aggresively molesting their paws with my hands

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>>36759091
I guess keeping their hands away from your crotch is more like molesting for them.

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>>36759061
Midgets are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

stop bumping the thread retards.

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>>36772073
ok

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>>36752507
how's she hanging?

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>>36759061
I'll need more examples in order to verify that

[Anonymous No.]

We in here now?

[Anonymous No.]

It's October. You know what that means?

It's Undead Appreciation Month!

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>>36780943
It's not warhammerfag's thread, so I'm going with yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL fuck the world destroying dragon.

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>>36780954
Before the climax was reached I tore open a portal in time, sending Alduin into the future

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>>36780963
that's very mean anon

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>>36780954
The fact that the artist didn't make "Mara amulet" face for her is deeply saddening.

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more of this please

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the strong queen protects her beloved, weak king.

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>>36781335
It's from the fallen maidens games, did you play them?

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>>36781461
i did, both of them
thats why i want more corruption stuff

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Jinkos are love!

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>>36780950
Fuck that, it's like when Christmas decorations and shit gets pulled up in November.

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>>36781481
Too bad the MGE style of "corruption" is hard to come by, we have MGE and then pretty much nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, this poor elf has fallen down. I should help her up.

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>>36781461
IMO those (digitigrade?) legs she gets look better than the weird tentacle skirt flayers canonically have.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, just let her eat you. Trust me. You'll be glad you did. A life of ultimate comfy and lewd awaits you.

[Anonymous No.]

Find a mofu wife and let her genes overthrow you

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I get a harem of ushi onis I wanna start my very own spider cow milk and silk farm

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>>36781718
What does Ushi oni milk taste like?
What does it do you your body?

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A lone zombie is not very dangerous, right?

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>>36781789
Of course she is, she can easily steal your heart.

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>>36781789
correct, just give her a hot water bottle wrapped in a blanket, escort her back to her room and continue with your rounds

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>>36781789
When there's one, there's many

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>>36781811
>anon takes his job at the zombie care centre very seriously and professionally
>lich in charge is rather confused by the whole situation

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>>36780954
>it turns out the prophecy had a translation error
>she was supposed to be "bringer of peace", but in their language the symbol for "peace" looks a lot like the symbol for "death"

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Pray to the goddess three times a day (or else)

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>>36781789
Zombies are cute but skeles will always have a place in my heart

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>>36782030
only if see gets out of her room

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>>36734925
I'm willing to bet if a hero or group of powerful heroes managed to reach the Throne Room of the Demon Lord's Castle and face off the Demon Lord in a final boss battle. It might potentially depend on the type of hero /heroes that managed reach the Demon Lord Castle Throne Room.

If a traditional RPG or JRPG heroes reach the Demon Lord's inner sanctum. Then the hero or team of heroes will face off either The Demon Lord Lilith herself, or one of her many Lilim daughters as the final boss.

But if a more serious Western RPG-style heroes or a Doom Eternal style Boomer Shooter heroes or even the edgy type of monster hating heroes reach the deep into the Demon Lord's Castle Inner Sanctum. Then such serious Western-style heroes will face off the Demon Lord's Husband instead. Because I'd bet the Demon Lord's Husband, being a former hero and former paragon of "good" himself. Has faced many former comrades who view him with hatred for being such a traitorous heretic. Plus I guess it only makes sense the Demon Lord's Husband would volunteer himself to fight off such serious-toned monster hating opponents that would traumatize most normal monstergirls and demon girls.

But I bet Lilith and her Hero Husbando can be cheating bastards about it sometimes. The Western RPG-style and or Doom Eternal-style Boomer Shooter heroes reach the inner sanctum and fight against Lilith and she uses turn based RPG mechanics and metaphysical logic to invalidate and "slow down" whatever quick maneuverable fast-paced movement abilities that Western RPG and Boomer Shooter Heroes have. While Traditional RPG and or JRPG Heroes end up unluckily facing the Demon Lord's Husband as their final boss battle. And will then struggle and cannot believe their RPG mechanics and metaphysics won't work against the Demon Lord Husband's more high paced fast moving mechanics and abilities you see in some Western RPGs and all Boomer Shooters.

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>>36782054
I feel like western type heroine would monsterize into a cute monster girl that loves dick and snuggles, and JRPG heroine would monsterize into sweet mamono that loves to cuddle and get dick.

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>>36782054
You fucking retard stop with the /tg/ style posts. No one gives a shit and the fact you've learned to avoid posting boys you lust for doesn't stop you being a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware any tall monster in a long coat

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>>36781614
really wish there was more willing corruption stories too

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>>36781796
Well then I'm gonna steal her.
Gonna put her in my bed and snuggle up to her.
Damn, cute zombies.

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>>36781614
I had a great idea for a "corruption story" about a shy human girl in MGC college who falls for a guy born from a monster girl, but since she's human, he's not attracted to her sexualy. She'd go to group of mamono delinquents, who would tease and bully her, before and while "monsterizing" her, and then she'd get with her crush and be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>New MGE Profile
>Jabberwockfag's book
>Inevitable surge of Monster Girl art due to Halloween
Will October finally be our month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36782209
All I can think of that one knight Beast wrote that asked to me turned so she can have kids

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>>36782247
>New MGE Profile
Doubt

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>>36782206
Why? Is she going to open it to reveal she's completely naked? Is she going to close the coat around me, hugging me against her body while I'm obscured from view? Is she going to take me back to her place without anyone knowing?

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>>36781789
depends on the zombie

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>>36782258
Kc himself said it. He wouldn't pull a 17.5 on us

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>>36782263
yes and depending if she has tentacles, she'll use them to drag you closer and molest you once you are in her grasp all the way to her home

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>>36782221
Nice. Definitely qould read.

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>>36782189
>stop with the /tg/ style posts

What fucking /tg/ style posts are you talking about Shit Breath? I'm just trying to make a friendly enough post pertaining genre savvy-ness and genre tropes or cliches. Tell me EXACTLY what is so inherently /tg/ with my post. Because it seems the only one bringing up the /tg/ posting is YOU.

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I want to marry and grow old with a Jinko to bring her true happiness

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>>36782279
that's not a zombie! That's Misses Lich!

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>big wife tells you she wants to have a nice romantic night at home
>you're looking forward to a nice comfy night with a home-cooked meal
>that's when you see her down a doppel potion
>then you start sweating

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>>36782410
She's training me in secret for when her cousin comes over

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[Anonymous No.]

>To this very day. These two characters are still considered the most hardest, advanced and fiercest raid boss in all Monstergirl videogame history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36782543
Who?

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>youngest son born into a hakutaku family
>older sisters are all super smart and have 12 grade reading levels and doing calculus
>meanwhile I’m in the special needs class with the zombies
>all of them dote on me offering to help with my homework
>but it just makes me feel stupider when they do it so easily
>have to ask them how to do each individual step only to forget how next problem and ask again
>even with all the help I get I still fail tests
>only class I’m passing is sex ed and just cause there’s no tests or homework
where’s the best place to exile myself so I can be among my own kind?

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>>36782387
Stop lying, you will cheat on her the moment other MGs seduce you, you fking man slut

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>>36782634
have you tried drinking some haku milk?

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>>36782628
That's just the usual shitposter posting random unrelated pictures of anime humans with half-assed monster girl reference as an excuse, please ignore him.

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>>36782634
Bro, they communicate knowledge through touch.
They'd literally be able to tutor you with massages and monologues.

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>>36782742
Ew no girls have cooties. Plus girls related to you have double cooties

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>>36782634
>meanwhile I’m in the special needs class with the zombies
What are those classes even like?

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>>36782634
Ask for someone on one tutoring with the mind flayer teacher, she will surely make you a grade A student after only one session with her

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>>36782794
>Plus girls related to you have double cooties
anon there's something your mother needs to tell you

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>>36782638
I only need tigers in my life

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine going to school when you whore yourself out, what a bunch of losers, LOL.

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>>36782798
>All the zombies crowding around Anon
>Want to be near him cause “Waaaarm”
>Lich teacher frustration is so great, over having to teach basic algebra again despite going over it last month, her deadened emotionlessness breaks in the face of it
>Break time is just Anon getting hugged by class of zombies free from their seat buckles
>Lich thinks about drugging Anon’s food with aphrodisiacs so he can wight his classmates and get them out of her class

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>>36782679
>have you tried drinking some haku milk?
He drank it enough while being a child. It's really strange that he doesn't became a A-student

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>>36782305
I know, that's why I'm not writing it, cause it would suck. I'd have to commission it or something, or hoping some talented writefag likes the idea.

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>>36782387
Do the needful.

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>>36783055
he needs more than, because it obviously wasn't enough

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>>36783169
The big bad wolf finally caught red riding kun

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>>36782991
S-Shut up. Everyone wants the portals but fact of the matter is that there aren’t many jobs for humans on the other side. If you don’t get a wife ASAP, it’s either prostitution or some battle-oriented job like becoming adventurer, joining the Order.

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>>36783296
>joining the Order.
That's just prostitution with extra steps

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>>36783296
>aren’t many jobs for humans on the other side
Come work on the spider farm

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>>36782356
>he posted fire emblem
Thanks for proving it's you.

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>>36783296
I'll be an adventurer by day and a whore by night and I'll go by different names and always wear as a helm when I am an adventurer but not when I am whoring myself out

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>>36783433
It's the biggest mark of it being him

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>>36782356
You stand out like a sore thumb man.
Tell me, don't you just want to cuddle and kiss cute monsters with us? You'd be much happier than now, talking about all the fights and murder.

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>tfw your dark mage teacher will never let you rest on her lap after you use up all of your mana practicing spells all day

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>>36734925

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Hey anon

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Spooder fookin censoring man ass just in case

[Anonymous No.]

>4 threads
It’s just a shot poster at this point isn’t it?

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>>36783463
>You and your client showing up late to the raid because you fucked all morning
>Raid leader threatens to boot her while you get off scot free

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>>36783970
he must be throwing a tantrum again i suppose

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>>36783895
Stay away from my vegetable garden the tomatoes got a few more harvests in them

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>>36783970
Holy fuck the /tg/tard must be really seething, probably thinks he's some mustache twirling mastermind that's going to get this thread pruned from /jp/, when at best he will finally make mods do their fucking job and delete the duplicates.

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>>36783970
I only made the fourth thread to prove the point to the guy forcing the third and hopefully so that janitors can't keep ignoring this like >>36784053 says.

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>>36784041
You're going to have to keep the worm away, she's going to finish them off for the year

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Ssssshhhhhh the maus is still sleeping

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>>36783349
Perhaps the same could be said about all jobs

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>>36784041
She will do as she pleases.

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>>36784098
>>36784168
Get a really big and scary guard kobold, and your crops shall be safe

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>>36783433
>>36783501
Ain't Female Byleth part monstergirl though? She technically has pic related's blood running through her veins.

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>>36734925
Fucking hell.

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>>36784225
So can we please just restrain ourselves and just stick to posting here or the thread with Allarielle till these expire?

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How about putting a vtuber in OP? Maybe then jannies would actualy notice.

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>>36784176
Just you wait until she makes friends with the guard Kobold.

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>>36784225
lets make more untill the entirity of /jp is monster girls

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>>36784249
>or the thread with Allarielle
Warhammerfag go and stay go.

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>>36784249
Warhammer fag and that gay bugboi will bump other threads ad infinitum. They want these threads gone. After that they will move onto /vg/ threads.

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>>36784286
is there a precedent for that? i don't go to other boards so i'm used to this board being the trash can for undesirables of other boards.

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>>36784223
No.

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>>36784286
>gay bugboi
If I was him, I'd have put some disgusting shit he likes in the OP and not a cute Soldier Beetle.

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>>36784267
How desperate he must be to keep trying. Is it so goddamn hard to leave your /tg/ interests at the door and at least try to fit in?

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>>36784382
it's okay anon it was a good attempt

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>>36784223
Keep that shit on whatever board you came from.

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>>36784256
thats why you tell that if the worm gets any of your crops, that there will be no headpats

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>>36784259
Touhoufags will fight back.

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>>36784551
God I wish I was that kid sleeping on that cow

[Anonymous No.]

How hard is it to not give trolling attention? How new are you guys?

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>>36784566
what did monke do this time?

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>>36784675
tricked a fellow monke to steal anons clothes for her

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>>36784621
clearly not hard at all considering the jannies haven't been doing their job

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>>36784675
Stole the dojo leader's clothes so she had to train nude

[Anonymous No.]

Bang.

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>>36784963
i really like that enticement when they let the kimono hang off the shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck, did the feedback I sent actually work? The other two threads are gone (I made one but I think it's good it's removed too >>36784093 ) after WHfag thread reached the bump limit.

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>>36784544
Her one weakness

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Oh no https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36785137
fug

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>>36785137
archivefag was doing some stuff yesterday so it's likely pending

[Anonymous No.]

How do I tame really wild centaurs so I can ride them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36785044
Good!
>>36785137
BAD BAD BAD BAD

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>>36785137
Wikifag said it would be.
>>36766503

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>>36785168
damn it, I wanted to panic about something

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>>36785164
get them very drunk

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>>36785137
what will kiki do now she's a failure?

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>>36785168
That's a relief

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>>36785168
False alarm boys, back off from DEFCON 1

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>>36785184
merge with shog

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>>36785184
she should try to clean up her act
tidy up her life
dust off her books from maid academy
sweep her problems under the rug
wait that last one isn't constructive

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>>36785203
what would such a unholy union produce

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>>36785215
I would like to help her undress after a long day at work
Weird eyes tho

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>>36785175
Marry a Shirohebi and you can panic all you want when you interact with any other woman.

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>>36785184
take drastic and poorly thought out action

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>>36785168
>Weeklies are back
Oh fug. I haven't cleaned up my folder in a month.

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>>36782634
>youngest son
>born into a hakutaku family
you're adopted

[Anonymous No.]

elf thread condemned to death by griffon
worship her

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>>36781789
I'll always prefer zombies over other undead, they are my favorite flavour of vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>36785286
>haku mum only says that so his sisters don't immediately jump him

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>>36785313
Hakus are refines ladies, they would never just up and atta- oh shit there they go

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>>36785310
Resident Evil was my youth (the good ones before 4 ruined the franchise) and I feel like I'm bond by destiny to a zombie

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>>36785377
not like that paizuri hole is for decorative purposes only

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>>36785313
>mom why don't I look like dad?
>mother starts sweating as all her daughters turn to look at her, waiting for an answer

[Anonymous No.]

Antagonize monsters!

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>>36785385
really? 4 ruined it for you?
every one I talk to say it was 5 thar ruined it

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>>36785461
4 doesn't have zombies, it's trash by default

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>>36785429

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>>36785472
By all threads of logic, that means no RE game bas ever has zombies.

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>>36783021
>Lich thinks about drugging Anon’s food with aphrodisiacs so he can wight his classmates and get them out of her class
>gyaru wights are just as ditzy and airheaded as their zombies were
>nothing changes
Imagine the fights between anon's haku sisters and classmates

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>>36785461
Quick time events and hollywood action scenes are trash. Oh and also a protagonist that isn't trapped into a life or death situation without urgency or despair is kind of meh, the game had no tension.

And also the lack of zombies is a big no no

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>>36785531
I thought the tension was the bioweapons and angry cultists along with keeping the presidents daughter safe

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>>36785549
International tension was nothing compared to being trapped and fihting for your own life in a situation that you could never be prepared for, trained agent Leon was so much inferior to rookie cop Leon. But that's just my opinion, still president daughter and global outbreak is more of a Call of Duty campaign plot to me

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>>36785515
>nothing changes
Not true, now you have gyrau wights pressing their chests up against you while asking for help with math. That's always a good change

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Demon realm silver russian roulette

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>>36783296
I could think of a more fulfilling job with my eyes closed.
>Master craftsman who spends all his time making toys for human and monster children
There

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>>36785310
>anon loves zombies so much that he marries a horde of zombies
>in time some of them start turning into wights by all the mana pumped into them
>they still pretend to be zombies wearing clothes and makeup to hide how their skin have become pristine once more
>anon never realized that he was married to a horde of wights the whole time

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>>36785483
I enjoy this image anon, thank you

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>>36785638
This is a fun idea but it's been posted so often that I kind of just want a regular zombie-to-wight story

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>>36785613
>playing the game where one random piece of an appetizer is laced to be extra spicy with a group of monster girls
>the game is totally not rigged and you just so happen to get the spicy one
>the spice is raging mushroom extract

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>>36785676
The one by magus was pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

Wights are dumb! All they do is laze around and act haughty!

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>>36785603
>gyrau wights
Can undeads get a tan?

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>>36785789
Makeup, Anon.

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>>36785778
You should be glad. You wouldn't be able to handle an active wight.

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Can undead girls get pregnant? I mean for a monster to give birth to another monster girl is pretty obvious, but imagine a zombie giving birth to a healthy boy and being raised by zombies, how?

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>>36785789
>Can undeads get a tan?
Yes, but it's just a darker shade of gray

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>>36785835
Considering there is a small chance a dhampir is born instead of a vampire, I'd wager there is a minuscle chance for a monster to birth a full human boy in MGE.
In MGQ at least there were rare cases of humans being born from monster mothers. The desert kingdom's royal family being widely known for their decendency from Sphynx.

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>>36785835
impossible, because although undeada can give birth, monsters can't give birth to boys. fuck off secondary scum

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>>36785835
Undead pregnancy is my favorite taboo fetish yet is the one that has less art in general
Being a particular degenerate feels bad

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>>36785893
KC said it can happen but its extremely rare

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>>36785878
>I'd wager there is a minuscle chance for a monster to birth a full human boy in MGE.
>>36785893
>monsters can't give birth to boys
Both wrong. Monsters can't give birth to boys in "the present day", but it will become possible when the Demon Lord wins, which KC said should happen within a generation.

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>>36785878
>Considering there is a small chance a dhampir is born instead of a vampire
It's not chance based, it depends on the human not having been turned into an incubus
>I'd wager there is a minuscle chance for a monster to birth a full human boy in MGE.
Monsters can't give birth to males, retard.

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>>36785893
But they do, the strongest geomancers are birth by Trolls. There's a book published by KC that says how monster mothers can give birth to human boys but monster girls, no human girls

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>>36734925

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>>36785922
I meant at the moment and considering the nature of mge I doubt KC will give the DL her victory any time soon

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>>36785957
I prefer my goats with hooves and fluffy hands

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>>36785941
read the page again, it clearly says there "in the future, when monsters become able to give birth to incubi"

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>>36785941
No, the current monsters expect that Trolls will give birth to the strongest geomancers in the future. There's also no book that says they can give birth to human boys.
Closest we get is a Q&A where he said that a human already pregnant to a boy would give birth to one even if she became a monster.

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>>36785976
>pregnant with
I need a haku.

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>>36785969
Is there a nude version of this goat somewhere?

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>>36785969
Fuck off heretical heathen

[Anonymous No.]

Friday is for fish! Even the nightmare-inducing kind that dwell in the lightless abyss!

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>>36785969
I prefer my goats cold and without a heartbeat

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>>36786074
There's light right over there!

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>>36786100
Shhhh. Shut up or you're gonna get kelp'd.

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>>36786085
i prefer my goats comfy

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>>36786074
Haha imagine being stuck in darkness and then the first light you find you walk towards it only to find yourself paizured by a fish

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get kabedon'd by a pair of succs who decide to play a game of "which one can make Anon cum just from kissing first"

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>>36786231
I prefer my goats filled with my seed or pregnant

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>>36786345
You can enjoy comfygote after you inseminate said gote

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>>36786345
comfy goat with comfy goat children

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>>36786339
N-NOOO

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>>36786339
How do they know who won if they play at the same time?

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>>36786443
Guess they need to have another round for each time it’s unclear

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna let you guys in on a secret. Come here, closer, we have to be incognito. You listening? Here you go:
You know the greenworms that hang around the orchard outside town? You can just grab them. They don't even care. The police never check in that area. I have like four of them at my house and I'm going to take even more. Seriously, just grab them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36782247
>New profile soon
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786462
What do you do with all those worms?
>>36786471
What a cozy setting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786479
Mostly just let them do their own thing. Sometimes give them hugs. At night I lead them into my neighbor's garden and have them eat all his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786494
Some men just want to watch the world burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786339
If your momster learns you came from just kissing she won’t ever let you out alone again until she trains some endurance to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786494
Waking up in the morning surrounded by worm wormies

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786462
>someone upsets anon
>he unleashes his new army against them (more accurately their yards)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786462
yo, why is my worm so heavy and BLUE???

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786527
Only an alp wouldn't come after being kissed long enough by a succ, let alone two.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I breed small ushis roughly or gently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786577
Anon, you grabbed that worm from the illegal grow op instead of the orchard! She's going to make you do drugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36782263
Or its 3 lolis stacked on each others shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786577
You caught a shiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786744
Smokeworm can’t make me do drugs or do drugs herself if I plug her mouth with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786838
she can if she slips it in your asshole while you're preoccupied

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786875
Anon's too much of a bitch for a booty bump

[Anonymous No.]

> Dig her out
> Bring her home definitely not kidnapping
> Give a lot of headpats NO SEXUAL
> Life good, happiness achieved

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786917
Mama wendigo is watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786744
what you talking about? I went to the orchard northwest of town just like you said, found her sleeping there (after asking a rabbit for direction) and no other worms!
>>36786828
damn, this is my first one, what do I do now?

[Anonymous No.]

If I let greenworm eat weed will she turn into a wonderworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786942
only if it's wonderland strain

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786934
*what are you
directions*
sorry lads, I need to lay down a bit, feeling dizzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36734925

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787011
I love how bitchy they look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786742
hard as you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787011
I want to ask middle out on a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786934
>what do I do now?
Smoke

[Anonymous No.]

anyone has that pic of the three mages/witches from notmal to big hag? it was posted a few threads ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>36786930
>Mama Wendi watching from a tree near anon's house
>"What a nice boy, taking care of Wendi-chan!"
>Papa Wendi silently simmering with dad rage behind her

[Anonymous No.]

Step aside for best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787389
you got your files mixed up, here the correct one

[Anonymous No.]

Is it still rape if the girl manages to turn my pupils into hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787389
Don't you have some spaghetti to spill, dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787277
anon is going to find an axe embedded in his cabin's door

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787410
Excellent taste anon

[Anonymous No.]

This is the right thread right?

[Anonymous No.]

dog

[Anonymous No.]

An acceptable tribute alternative to fried tofu is hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder. If you fall asleep in a monster girl class as the only human male in it, would everyone, teacher and delinquents included just make silence to politely let you rest, or would they all just make a contest/duke it out for the right to take (You) to the infirmary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787678
Yes. Now let yourself become a hellhound's chewtoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787389
Sure thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787802
I'd let her eat me

[Anonymous No.]

*overthrows your kingdom's government, colonizes your land, and rapes your men*

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787851
and that is exactly why all other wife choices are inferior

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787851
But hey, At least now there's a reliable postal service.

[Anonymous No.]

>squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787587
>WOW! A free axe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787851
Are the taxes lower under the new regime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787962
You don't have to worry about taxes as a househusband, your wife will handle them.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deal with sb anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787975
Sounds great to me, I will fly the demon lords flag with pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36787861
Wrong, it's "and that's why your kingdom needs to remove all amazons from premises"

[Anonymous No.]

>lilim fucks you
>in the morning you are left ahegaoing and mind broken lying on the bed while she leaves to do whatever she does
>start recovering by the evening and you start becoming able to move again
>she returns in the evening fucks you again and the next day repeats like before
>the day after that she isn't going anywhere so she instead cuddlefucks you the whole day
>next day she wants to go out somewhere with you
>being mind broken has impaired your motor coordination giving you slight trouble walking so you have to cling to her the whole time you are in public
>by now you are basically acting like a male equivalent of zombie
>a very happy, heart-pupilling zombie
>lilim warm

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>>36786462
>put out the PSA near a low property value neighborhood with s*ngle men
>buy up property
>guys grab worms because why not
>eventually papillon wives
>flowers blooming making the place nice, families starting means the place looks better and more inviting for families
>bug girl families want to go there to be around other bug girl families
>property value skyrockets
>enjoy your new revenue via flipping the real estate or renting out properties
>even open up papillon or bug-centric franchises on particularly intriguing plots of land
Want to start a real estate empire in MGC? Consider Greenworms! Their cute mugs and hungry demeanor will surely revitalize and bring new fortune to anywhere they go! You may even find yourself smitten with a little worm while becoming the mogul you've always dreamt of becoming~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788036
>all other lilims nearby seething in jealousy of these normalfags walking holding each other

[Anonymous No.]

You're coming with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788148
hey now
here we go now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788161
Get your game Hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788148
Yes colonel

[Anonymous No.]

>>36734925

[Anonymous No.]

>>36734925

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788161
>>36788171
What? You got something to say? What?
I said you're coming with me. What? What? What?
>>36788209
I said you're coming with me (What?)
To the liquor store (What?)
We're getting alcohol (What?)
Specifically vodka (What?)
Whisky (What?)
Beer (What?)
Tequila (What?)
More whisky (What?)
More beer (What?)
More tequila (What?)
And more beer (What?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788038
Damnit, just when I was all done considering them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788036
Long legs are really sexy. With high heels of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788148
You sure you want me?

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788276
Roody poo candy ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788317
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788394
Multi-arm...one of my several weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788405
>Your soon to be waifu goes to a Rata to ask if Anon has any weaknesses
>Rata pulls out gigantic file that makes the entire table shake
>On the File is "Anon Weaknesses A-C"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just imagine being a citizen in a monster girl city with reasonable male population. All the greentexts would be happening daily:
>go out of the house, hear moanings from the neighbors as the Shog there is thoroughly scrubbing her husband
>go jog a beach, some anon gets kidnapped by angels as punitive measure for streaking even though they were the ones that stripped him
>walk down the streets, this is still early morning, see some unfortunate guy sleeping there. Immediately after a carriage pulled by undead horses stop near him, a Wight noble walks out of it, carefully princess carries him into the carriage, they depart to her mansion
>near the graveyard there is a guy being raped by a Wisp begging her to stop since he has been there for the entire week
>Some Lilim is walking holding her barely awake drooling husband to her body. Bunch other lilims angrily glare at her
>returning home from the elf hag house you can hear a guy trying to argue that he is an adult and therefore can fend out for himself, only to be followed by him screaming then moaning
>at some alley two succs take turns kissing an anon until he starts cumming
>(You) just roll your eyes to all the above. Fuck those assholes with their happily married life, you walk back to your home.
>never did you notice a bunch different monster girls have their eyes on (You) planning how to attack you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788394
Bug tits activate every one of the seven neurons left in my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788471
Getting some major slut vibes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788435
My knees were shaking from word "Rata".

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788486

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788435
>You bribe the Rata with a tub of Nutella to spill the beans on who your future waifu is.
>Give the Rata fake Weaknesses.
>????
>Profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788486
it should be illegal for skwerls to be this cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788486
I want to put my dick in her ふわふわ

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788499
>Anon thinks he's the clever sort that can outsmart people
>Obviously, turning the tables would leave him wide open
>Here's a list of fake weaknesses he gave me
>And here's his actual ones, which I compiled myself

[Anonymous No.]

How would the local Sabbath react upon hearing the recently crowned Khepri King of a new Kingdom is enacting Age of Consent laws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788605
Immediate declaration of war

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788605
militancy, you've got to pre-emptively mana bomb them before they find out your plans and nip it in the bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788629

Can they win?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788605
>in b4 it prevents old monsters creeping on young men

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788656
The kingdom won't really have a choice once all their women have been turned into child mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788605
by pulling out their blockbuster membership cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788736
holy shit, they old

[Anonymous No.]

>Jubjub squirts on you while flying above you
>a group jubjubs start going after you, attracted by the scent
>hide in a house they can't break into
>they just start bombarding the whole place with their girlcum

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788639
t. uwaaabomber

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788766
that's kinda gross anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788766
I want to get divebombed by a jubjub whose moaning sounds like a stuka's bombing siren

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788472
(You) will have pic related waiting for you at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788801
>a familiar voice/sound lures you outside
>it's just a mockingbird harpy with a smug look on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788472
Sounds utopian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788472
time to go to the hag part of town wearing the skimpiest shit I can so I can get scolded and punished for dressing like a whore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788886
She looks like that one pokemon girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>36734925

[Anonymous No.]

teacher daughters not to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788931
that's how you get maladjusted introverted monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788943
Those are the best kinds tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788960
they got their place but it shouldn't be every monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788605
>>36788629
>>36788682
>>36788672

You know? I can unironically, like actually see it happening in MGE canon. See a country run by a particular Sabbath branch, that actually using feminism SJW argumentation like "Every woman below the age of 100 can't consent and must be protected from perverted men!" that has uber strict age of consent laws because every Sabbath member is 100 year old+ and in effect this laws means that men are only allowed to have sex with Sabbath lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789017
i fail to see anything wrong with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789017
>hagtopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789017
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789042
gentlemen
we have reached the promised land

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789101
it comes with one big caveat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789120
And what's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36734925

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789101
too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789134
men there are not legally adults

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789154
for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789177
for anyone with taste you mean

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789196
>999 int
>still too dumb to realize he'll never beat those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789196
>enemy stats are capped higher than the player's
shit design

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789196
why do demon lords always dress skimpy? its unbecoming of a person of high authority

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789247
should have used that int stat to come up with witty pick up lines

[Anonymous No.]

I would avoid working at a coffee shop for the time being anons. Monster keep asking for weird ingredients in their coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789281
Because sexy powerful women who can bare it all while maintaining their air of regal authority are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789317
>The entire shift of monsters asking for 'boy milk' with their latte.
>The customer is always right.
>Balls are bone dry at the end of the day.
The horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789317

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789317
I'll work in the zoo instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789281
It shows confidence; you're so powerful you don't need armor to protect yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789328
I wonder what Orc milk tastes like? Or what it's effects are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789196
This is why you hoard all unique consumables and 99 max potions in case you need them, just use everything and kill the final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789346
It'll just set off your orctose intolerance anon and you'll be stuck on the toilet for a couple of hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789324
>be hero anon
>make it to demon lords castle
>see barely clothed monster on the throne
>ask the stripper where the demon lord is
>get blasted out of the castle team rocket style
woops

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>>36788943
>Anon’s waifu kicks down the door
>”What’s this I hear about you trying to teach our daughter not to rape?!”
>”Do you want her to die alone and unloved? Why would you do such a thing when that was how I met you?!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>36788931
I'll make her an ultra brutal rapist

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't KC say we were getting a new profile or I dreamed it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789420
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1443553090943160325?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>36734925

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789432
Oh, so he's working on a new one but didn't finish it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789403
because romance is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789263
>dev notes:
>need to stop players from killing starter NPCs but don't have time to add invulnerability flags
>gave them extra stat points to compensate

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789463
enlightened thinking anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789451
Vrchat meet up when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789463
based, there's no need for violence a little bit of affection and I'm pretty much easily manipulated putty

[Anonymous No.]

Because you are young and foolish, you will be violated by a regular succubus rather than the more aggressive monsters for your insult of our glorious commander of the demon realm with your lack of sexuality in the presence of mere divinity...unless you can prove your loyalty, devotion, and manhood to the almighty lilim with a much more unforgiving monster...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789500
>Vrchat meet up
Well, the thread IS full of faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789463
>>36789517
Exactly, a large, beefy girl wouldn't need to force herself onto me, she could just flex her bicep and throw me a pick up line, and I'm all hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789493
who would kill such a cutie...

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YEAH I WANT TO SEE MY HUSBAND RAPED BY EVERY SINGLE MONSTER IN THE CITY UNTIL HE IS PISSING HIMSELF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789596
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789596
>t.bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789017
That's dumb and out of character for mamono. Mamono trying to stop men from having sex with mamono for such ridiculous reason is completely antiethical to them. If that somehow happened I could see a lilim or even DL telling them to fuck off. Like this has to be basically equivalent to treason.
And I am sure younger monsters, like their daughters, would be rather unamused by this. What would they even do with violators of this? Force them to break up, force them to stay away from each other for potentially decades or exile them? That sure as hell wouldn't fly.
Druella and ironically Kuroferuru (probably) would be particularly unamused considering that one of the themes of Fallen Maidens is people who desire each other being forced to stay away because of society (and monsters fixing that).
That could only work (maybe) if you forbid any monster under the age of consent from living there, but even that isn't much better.
You need to lay off the memes if you think this would be canonically fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

will farmer anon ever be free of the harassment of the agri-school students?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold my kobold daughteru down and make out with her cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789614
>one of the themes of Fallen Maidens is people who desire each other being forced to stay away because of society (and monsters fixing that)
I'm pretty sure the theme was that monsters can do no wrong ever, even if it requires the author to invent a ridiculous strawman for them to go up against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789646
your a terrible father anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789651
Don’t you have some Dark Souls crossover fanfics to write, Warhammercuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789614
Human form Druella drives my dick bananas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789662
Says you!

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm the first one (or one of the firsts) to come in contact with a monster girl, fuck her, and marry her, I'll be sure to post all the details here with pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789662
And you're a rat fuck, so what? KDF is a great father

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789675
Your wife would do the same at 4mon as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789681
No way that's KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789614
>That's dumb and out of character for mamono. Mamono trying to stop men from having sex with mamono for such ridiculous reason is completely antiethical to them. If that somehow happened I could see a lilim or even DL telling them to fuck off. Like this has to be basically equivalent to treason.

Obviously the "reason" is just an excuse so the Sabbath has monopoly on the men. I would assume violators would just get inducted into the Sabbath. So basically it is just a corny reason to have an entire country run by the Sabbath and be entirely populated by loli monsters. Basically think of Dragonia, but with lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36785957
that cocogoat is a bit too fat
she must be grumpy from dieting wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789663
No, and no. Fallen Maidens is simply shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789663

I finally found the ideology the most radical factions of The Order and Spacebattlefags that write about MGE subscribe to: Awtokism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789730
seems like an overly complicated and faulty way to do that when you could just say "the sabbath founds/conquers a country" and be done with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789782
>Awtokism
I don't get this.
Never mind, that is actual thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789541
I'm bisexual but go off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789850

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789451
She's fast!

[Anonymous No.]

Name a more comfier position than this

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on romantic adventures with my cupid wife to help others find love! And then once we make a couple, we fuck like animals!

[Anonymous No.]

>your momster puts on her old uniform from Succ School

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790120
But anon, what if she becomes too pegnant to adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790138
Easy they’ll just do anal, 69 or mutual masturbation until she’s ready

[Anonymous No.]

how small is too small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790125
>it was 2000 years ago
>You are forced to cosplay with her in a mock day of school

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790125
cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789953
>Pic
A scene I feel that a handful of waifufags here will experience when they get hit with the mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790273
Less than 3' is too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789953
There is nothing wrong with laying with men and women alike. Would rather taste the finest wines of Gaea than die thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790300
being a waifufag already prevents you from becoming an alp tho, unless you project yourself as the waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, how would a Sabbath Bapho react if she was very proud on her intelligence, had a formal debate with a man about if raping men is wrong and lost to the man's superior debating skills? I am wondering of "losing" to a man in such a way would count as "defeat" for a Baphomet to pick a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790342
>project yourself as the waifu
wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790274
What do you do when you "classmate" hands you a love letter?

[Anonymous No.]

Can the strongest man overpower the weakest monster(not counting a monster letting them win)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790374
read it and respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790342
You'd think, but a lot of them put penises on their waifu's and get fucked by 'em like that. That's peak alp behavior if you ask me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790378

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790378
I find it very hard to believe even a twig of a dude would lose to a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790378
The salamander and porc profiles imply they can be beaten, and they aren't very weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790378
The strongest man can overpower the strongest monster because humans have Potential(tm)

[Anonymous No.]

Any Bakadere monster girls? That's my fetish, specially if they are strong girls, like dumb but very strong girls that will protect you. Seems Minotaur might be such a girl since the profile says they don't like to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790419
she tries her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790419
may I introduce you to Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790273
depends on how stretchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789651
Nobody wants you here, either, EA.
GO AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790378

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790440
Oh god please save me from dark cursed wurmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790419
>>36790437
Minotaur fits, but impulsive is a better way to describe them.
>>36790440
Their mental deficiency is overstated in fanon, but protectiveness is on point with Dragonia's Wurm rescue teams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790517
once you see her, she won't stop until she has you. So watch every step you take and be careful of any rumbling beneath the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790273
anything under 2 meters

[Anonymous No.]

It's comforting to see Anons who love monsters that aren't very bright. If you have a waifu whose intellect vastly outmatches yours, she looks at you with the same love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790576
I want a wight who still acts like a zombie because she knows I love my cute dumb wife and she loves being pampered as my cute dumb wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790610
>Anon’s zombie actually wighted thirty years ago but kept up the zombie act

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790610
How much smarter is she than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790576
She's not that much smarter than me, she's just seen more of the world. We look at things in different ways, and she's somewhat amused/fascinated by how things look from my point of view. I suppose that plays into why she only has eyes for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790653
Seeing as she doesn't have to sleep at night, unlike me, she has a lot of time to absorb information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789592
speedrunners are assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790654
I'd post a pic related, but it's probably obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790521
>but protectiveness is on point with Dragonia's Wurm rescue teams.

Please tell me more, if Wurms are good for protectionfags, they would scale a few tiers in my waifu list and they are already high already.

[Anonymous No.]

give me your hybrid mg ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790521
>Their mental deficiency is overstated in fanon

The profile outright states their intelligence is EXTREMELY low and also simple minded. Also they have literal baka dummi face in the profile pic. If they are actually not bakas, it would be a retcon.

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>>36790646
>anon takes his zombie out for a date
>couple of girls giggle at his zombie
>when anon turns around, his zombie turns to the girls with a harsh glare
>anon turns back around to his dopey wife
>hmm wonder why those girls look pale and scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790711
frost holts
it comes out as softserve icecream

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine insulting a Demon Realm Man by calling him a Coomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790723
the profiles are written by an unreliable narrator :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790378
Given the hero married the demon lord and was probably the only person capable of killing her at the time, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790711
gazer and jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790711
chimaeras wait no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790125
Time to find a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790759
to later, everybody gets just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790723
Some of them are smart enough to run their own businesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36790723
I mean they are the least intelligent dragon species (not counting the undead) indeed, but not to the level of crayon eaters. The Wurm sisters in the Dragonia book are intelligent enough to own a business by themselves and are good with socializing.
>>36790710
>As you can see, the vast territories of the Dragonia are rich in natural diversity. Such as mountainous areas, woodlands, hilly areas, marshlands, etc. Most of these areas are wild lands where no man has set foot and where it is easy to get lost. Those who are accompanied by a guide are safe, but sometimes tourists who neglect our services and adventurers heading into the dungeons can get into trouble in the wilds of Dragonia.
>And if you find yourself in such a situation, even the five Dragon Knights will have a hard time finding you. Heavy rain and thunder due to bad weather, dense fog, and wide crowns of tall trees - all these forces of nature impede the search from the air and deplete the physical strength of their victims. In such emergencies, the Wurms are relied upon to remain active. The Wurms living in Dragonia are extremely sensitive to the sounds and smells coming from humans. Cries for help, disturbed breathing caused by fatigue, bleeding due to injury-they can sense all of this, any human crisis. With a simple and undemanding nature, Wurms are filled with motherly love. They will take you to a tranquil tavern or inn located in a natural cave, where you can rest after your trip. When they sense that a person is in trouble, they will overcome any obstacle to help them. Regardless of their beloved family's opinion, regardless of having to move through rock and earth - they will be in the business of saving people.
>In our Dragonia, having received the careful care of a Wurm who assisted a man when he was in trouble in Dragonian territory, human men attracted by her loyal and affectionate nature take them as wives. Many of the women who want to join the ranger units of the Dragon Knights aspire to become earthly dragons who can do even hard work no matter what and whose main duties are to save people and protect nature.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, sugar
Ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl

[Anonymous No.]

Coin got that drip.
Also, those eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>finally come home
>all 6 of your chesh daughters and your wife chant "SHEEEEEEEEEESH" in harmony while pointing to their arms

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>>36790804
Time to cancel the internet plan

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>>36790711
golem and sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a chimera made up of chimeras who are themselves made up of chimeras.
Multiple personality disorder won’t even begin to describe her

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>>36790711
Bogey/Jinko

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>>36790794
I like my Wurms as the "dumb meat loving anime tomboy" type.

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>>36790794
>>36790793

Weren't the Wurm twins running the business former human women?

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>>36790812
you wouldn't

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>>36790839
Nah, I think they were a 2-headed dragon before the current DL. They got separated into 2 wurms when she took control

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>>36790777
:(, do I get a chimaera gf though?
>>36790821
schizomaera

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>>36790839
No.
>In the days of the previous demon lords, the sisters belonged to the race of numerous "double-headed dragons". And under the influence of the current Demon Lord they divided and became two women. Since they were originally very close, they became good friends, whose emotions are extremely similar. This means that they will love one man together and at the same time both want to be loved.

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>>36790740

Then everything in the profiles can be taken as unreliable on that logic. Maybe then Hellhounds are actually not protective girls that see men as adorable weaklings to protect. Maybe Dragons are not actually proud.

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>>36790854
you are correct

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>>36790854
>>36790857

Well, they still were not a common Wurm. But a wierd Dragon that apparently has no equivalent in monster girls and got turned into a Wurm, not a natural born Wurm, so I don't think they can be taken as an example of the average Wurm intelligence.

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>>36790711
mucus toad + wight

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>>36790874
It says that kind of dragon used to be numerous so they can't be the only smart wurms.

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>>36790874
Shit, guess you got a point. I just want all wurmies to loveable dummies.

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>>36790859
Congratulations, you just solved the puzzle.

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>>36790874
You don't know how many Wurms came to be that way, maybe that's how the whole species began.

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>>36790859
the "unreliable" part is mostly that the author tends to hyperbole and to make it so there's a degree of "yea, you can probay find a girl of this species like that"

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>>36790859
Not my problem. The important thing is that the characteristics I think are dumb/your favorite things were incorrectly reported, while the stuff I like is accurate.

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>>36790857
>Double headed dragon became two waifus for the price of one
One sec, gotta go find Tiamat

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>>36790934
TFW no Tiamat.

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>what are they even talking about? Canon? Unreliable narrator?
>I don't care about any of that shit
>God, I wish I had a cock to bounce on right now

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>>36790943
Tge dragon version of an echidna

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>>36790857
When they transform, do you think they turn into two separate dragons or combine together into one?

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>>36790801
>Something's strange about that bear.

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>>36790949
what a sophisticated specimen, one may wonder what complicated tjoughts she must be having now

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>>36790959
She's smarter than the average bear.

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>>36790959
oh no, she can't stop posing

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>>36790801
This is the last place I expected to see sugarposting.

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>>36789247
>>36789263
It's funny because the series that he's from is pretty ridiculous even by isekai power fantasy standards.

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>>36790801
I used to call my mentally unstable gf honey and bumblebee. I miss her

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>>36791004
>gf

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>>36790802
Am I shallow if that change of clothes makes me like creeping coins waaay more?

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>>36791022
that depends, would a Cheshire covered in shit be less attractive for you than one that wasnt?

[Anonymous No.]

What about Sabbath Manticores whose tails can only just barely fit around your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36791022
There is nothing wrong about admiring a legitimately top tier pic. Everything about that picture is amazing.

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>>36791022
>every boy's crazy for a sharp dressed woman

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>>36790976
I wish to have my Dhampir daughter yuri lewd my vampire wife to prep her for getting dominated by my big human cock.

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>>36791076
>conspiracy news start to form surrounding a possible mob formed by older and single monsters
>theories ranging from inflating the prisoner fruit's prices locally and smuggling to a secret cult controlling the global economy
>it's just a bunch of lonely hags that heard humans liked sharp dressed women.

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>>36790576
My wife is smarter than me in almost every way! That's why the ways she's not smart are where I pick up the slack!

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Imagine a tsundere Wurm.

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>>36734925

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>>36791130
>the group meetings consist of them complimenting each other's outfits and how young they look wearing them(and other such sad things)
>the highlight of the night for them is when one lucky member of the group gets to awkwardly flirt with the delivery driver while the rest huddle around the corner and eavesdrop
>one time, the delivery guy responded back with a "thanks, you too" in response to being wished a good evening by one of them, and the rest of the group hailed her as a genius of romance

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>>36791040
Sabbath manticores are just mofucores and there is nothing you can say or do to convince me otherwise

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>>36791159
"Just because I love you dosen't mean I love you, stupid!"

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>>36790950
I pray to Tiamat in the hopes that she gives my dragon wife the ability to birth every type of dragon.

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>>36791130
>anon absolutely desperate and in need of help
>the mafia cant be worst than the shit I'm right now, right?´
>drive to the closest Italian restaurant in the city
>like expected, there is the gathering of those sharply dressed mamono everyone is talking about these days
>approach, fall on one knee and kiss the hand of the monster that you guess is the boss of these girls
>I need your help, you try to say
>but you are suddenly rendered deaf by every single girl screaming in shock at the same time

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>>36791172
imagine trying to spy on their meeting and falling flat in the middle of them

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>>36791172
please tell me where I can find these ladies, need to save them from themselves

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>>36791173
What is a mofucore?

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>>36781789
>indefatigable pursuer with nothing else to do but chase you 24/7
They are one of the MOST dangerous, Anon.

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>>36791235
fluffy music i guess

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>>36791235
Adorable little bebey manticores that are 80% mofu

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>>36791235
>>36791258
Observe them in their natural habitat

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>>36791235
Punk rock played by foxes.

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>>36791269
Please, foxes are all ancient, wizened hags that wouldn't know an electric guitar from an electric toothbrush.

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>>36791332
Lies.

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>>36791159
I feel like that would be deadly

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>>36791349
Feed wild wolfus

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Where do you think the most area of monsterous features can cover and otherwise humany body on a monster? Like how scaled up and where shouldn’t they be, i assume some like limited face obstruction.

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>>36791387

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>>36791441
How do we debimbofy them?

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>>36791441
>Domestication of the Wolfu, starring Anon Y. Mous

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>>36791444
That's the best part, you don't

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>>36791444
be into smart girls and each of your loads will increase her intelligence a bit

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>>36791444
guess you could try having a werewolf scratch them

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https://twitter.com/JulianTheTurtle/status/1443764398758182917?s=20

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Is the lamia kingdom accepting migrants from the pharaoh's lands?

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>>36790804

I don't understand this reference

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Fupa

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Remember to feed your worms plenty of good food anon.

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>>36791527
Do you need to be smacked with a news paper?

>>36791495
The alliance between the two is quite strong.
mostly because the lamia love the warm weather.

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>>36791537
do you even know what fupa stands for

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>>36791542
yes, thats why you need to stop.

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>>36791505
it's one of those antics the yougins get up to these days. as it's made it this far it's probably longed passed its prime.

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>>36791556
>Too old to hang out with the young monsters
>Too young to be considered an adult by hags
I guess I'll go live in an undead kingdom, at least there I won't fall behind in meme culture

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>>36791601
>the undead regurgitate old memes ad nauseum and/or have too abstract of a sense of humour due to it maturing over millennia

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>>36791644
there is a certain charm about seeing a death meme walking around every once in a while

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>>36791601
rape memes aside i feel like angels get the most culture shock from us and have great difficulty grasping human actions, customs and motives

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>>36791668
considering they have to constantly deal with the turbo autist chief god, yeah, their idea of normalcy must be horrifyingly hard for a human to grasp

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>>36791601
>not living with the hags to help them with tech issues
Its like you don't want to make money

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>>36791655
>Hey Anon, you wanna hear a dead baby joke?
>What's the cutest thing about that tiny corpse?
>The fact that its our daughter and we have another on the way.

And the undead wonder why people get weirded out by their sense of humor

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>>36791689
>then he walks into the bar and says "wait a second, that's not my dead cow wife, that's a cow corpse!"

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>>36791706
>Zombie holst gives a happy, giggly laugh.

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>>36791668
>hey miss angel i need to sleep
>oh i see
>can you stop being so radiant?
>no
>will you leave the room?
>no
>you drape a spare bedsheet over her while she stands vigil nearby, it seems to help with the brightness somewhat
>begin to drift off to sleep
>are you done sleeping yet?
>no, miss angel
>i see
bedtime with angel-san

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>>36734925

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What do undead kingdoms do to zombie kidnappers? Force me to marry them, I planning on doing that anyways

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>>36791743
>disturbing your sleep with her silly ways
she better leave or get in bed with me cause I want to sleep

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>>36791800
it's not kidnapping if they give them away for free

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>>36791800
they call it speed dating

[Anonymous No.]

Weekends are no excuse for poor a poor sleep schedule

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>>36791495
The Snake Sheikdom is always willing to help walk men through the immigration process.

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>>36791875
No, but my ever creeping closer dead lines are.

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>>36791875
>for poor a poor
Case in point

[Anonymous No.]

I think my anubis vizier want to overthrow me, she makes me fuck her while I sit on the throne and she sits on my lap

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>>36787155
hey! I found it, will post soon.

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>>36792040
>quadruplets
nice

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>>36792056
mate, those are quints

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>>36792040
she doesnt want any foreign princess taking your hand in marriage

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>>36792177
>"You really went all the way to the post office before you realized you forgot your key? Geez, you're lucky I love you."

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>>36792040
Why do monsters do this to men who are remotely successful to any degree?

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>>36792213
they also do it to unsuccessful men but you take note of it less

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna trick an alp into drinking a whole crate of holst milk.

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>>36792232
and a cheeki breeki to you young lady

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>>36792248
Cyka bylat, gomrad

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>>36792177
Another mailman done for.

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>mamono scientists still stumped about the recent phenomenon of monsters turning into cow
>research continues on what the cause could be and how to accelerate it

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>>36791537
Why would i be smacked?

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>>36792431
I am the cause, for I desire more flavors of moo and I will make the flatties seethe for it makes my weewee extra hard

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>>36781657
It seems like a trick, but her mustache is so convincing...

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Good night anons don't let doughragons eat past midnight cause they'll get FAT

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>>36791536
To what god does the worm pray?

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>>36792591
Jolly Green Giant

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>>36792591
primordial sandworm, whose voracious appetite turned a verdant paradise into a barren desert
she's very inspirational

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>>36792607
>ho ho ho
Checks out.

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>princess bee talking with her queen bee mother
>"Mama, why do all of my sister do the chores around the hive?"
>"So I can spend more time with your father, sweetie."
>"Mama, why do you spend so much time with Papa?"
>"So I can give you more little sisters, sweetie."
>princess bee looks out the window and sees young anon walking by
>"I want to have a big family too, someday."

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>>36734925
Big fox milkers.

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>>36792630
What a strange religion. You could even call it weird. A weirding way of practicing religion. Do they like fatties, given how eating is so important to them?

[Anonymous No.]

At least monster girls will never know they can easily take down human men with a combo of headpat followed by forcing our faces on their breasts. That wou-

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>>36792956

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>>36792052
>>36787155
Ah, sorry, I can't post it from my phone it keeps reloading the page. For the archives the post No. was 36627076 , enjoy, anon.

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>>36789263
its not about stats, its about modifiers anon.
his luck and crit are probably shit and he has no wisdom on top of all that.w00w8

[Anonymous No.]

>>36792040
tell her to turn around so you can suck the titty during

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>>36792982
Fuck off retard

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>>36792709
sleepfox is perfect for sleeping on

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>>36792956
>Sabbath member: "What are those fat sacks even for?"
>Onee-sabbath member: "For boys' faces, of course!"

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>>36792982
maybe mummies are alright

[Anonymous No.]

Playing Red Dead 2 really puts me in the mood to visit the bayou and experience some genuine Americana

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>>36793039
That’s heresy!

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>>36793064
Big bad gator gals.

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>>36793040
Bandages are just thinner tentacles
>>36793064
Your pic makes me wish there were more forest settings. I know elves are common and all, mostly as rape-bait of fantasy, but there is a lot of unused potential with them, specially like making a treetop city and chilling out with them among nature. Wooden houses among green horizons also sound a lot calming.

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>>36792591
To her dear hubby for giving her lots of food (how does he do it???)

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>>36793064
This is scary but it makes me horny and i dont know how to react

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>>36793098
Arboreal architecture is pretty underrated
https://imgbox.com/7ThKjii2

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>>36793064
Nothing like getting pounced by a cougar while you're hunting for perfect pelts

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>>36793166
Watch out for the rare ones. Some say they've been stalking the bayou for years looking for just the right victim

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>>36793213
Oh no! This ancient evil has an army of cats!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you ratafags

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>>36793064
>get transferred from your job to the middle of some godforsaken swamp
>bugs, bogs, and bumpkins as far as the eye can see
>at least you got a sick ass plantation home on the cheap since the property values are so low
>a mansion all to yourself
>with a little bit of care, it can be your citadel amidst the cypress
>move in your things, go into "town" (if you can even call it that) to get some food
>don't see any grocery store, ask a local yokel for directions
>succubus in a half open flannel shirt and daisy dukes laughs and points to a rickety looking building
>the peeling paint on the sign reads "General Store"
>savages probably haven't seen any fruit that wasn't grown in the same county in their entire lives
>park your sedan between two massive pickup trucks taller than you and slog through the mud to the porch
>two gator girls are leaning against the railing
>one of them spits a wad of demon realm herb at your feet, stopping you in your tracks
>they laugh and walk over to you
>"Well well, if'n it ain't the new man who moved into town~"
>"Ain't you that rich feller? The one who moved into the big house on Oak Creek?"
>try to push past them and get to the store
>pull open door
>one of the girls slams it shut with your hand still attached, pinning you to the door
>"A house like that could hold a lotta littluns. Hows about it, handsome? Wanna make every room in that house a nursery?~"

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>>36793257
Hey, fuck you you rat bitch.

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>>36793235
>open a can of tuna
>they all run into the kitchen
Some army

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>>36793026
Anon, you can't sleep on that fox. You need one that's bigger and softer.

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>>36793269
>succubus in a half open flannel shirt and daisy dukes laughs and points to a rickety looking building
Very very underrated outfit for monsters. Also traditionally you may only accept those gator's proposal if the beat you in a wrestling match

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>>36793064
theres not a lot of settings the actually do the whole bayou thing, which is a really unique environment only comparable to the mangroves in south east asia. i want more swamp monster girls, like dragonflys, snapping turtles, and water snakes

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>>36793269
>>36793297
>>36793064
should gators be a different species than lizards? do you think it's likely that will happen?

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>>36793309
Who would be the swamp queen? An elite dragonfly?

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>>36793309
No no no no, im afraid of swarm area. Dont wanna get raped in the middle of the swarm. Land is fine though

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793336
WWWWHHHHHRRRRR

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>>36793354
Do you side with the dragon fly anon and bully the vamp mosquitoes or stop the bully and protect the vamp mosquitoes

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>>36793321
i think they should get art, but dont think a full blown separate profile is necessary, because the idea of them wrestling is pretty similar to regular lizards with fighting
>>36793336
dragonfly, the proudest of all insects and bullies of mosquitoes
>>36793349
get dragonfly, theyll protect you from mosquitoes

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>>36793354
I bet she's incredibly fast. Prepare to have all your attacks miss when fighting her.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters have a scarce number of healers or something? Kind of like in Goblin Slayer that healing miracles are tied to faith of one of the gods, which made extremely rare for elves to have healers among them?
Or it’s just hotter for them if a human is a healer kind of like nuns are hot?

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>>36793321
Lizards:
>honorable
>chivalrous
>can be big, but tend to be average human size
>thoughtful, a bit taciturn

Gator gals
>boistrous
>man-mangling human wrangling rapists
>fight dirty, pick on any guy they can find
>prone to drinking moonshine and having drunken sex benders
>tower over humans, easily stand a head and shoulders above even the tallest warriors
Gators are better in every way. Don't compare them to some stinky lizard.

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>>36793359
I'll take the Swamp Kelp or Swamp Gnome or whatever it is that lurks in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we are talking about what's down in the bayous, I am obligated to post this.
Leglock deathrolls

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>>36793321
If gator girls act like the species they are based on, then instead fighting they do cuddly courtship followed by gentle underwater lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

I just noticed that the fanfiction KC complained about seems to be gone. Alls well ends well?

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>>36793406
Wait for real?

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>>36793400
>jaws strong enough to snap femurs
>teeth sharp enough to puncture through skin and organs
>she uses both of these to make sure you can't move a muscle while she sucks you dry
>she occasionally allows you to squirm a little because she thinks it's cute

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>>36793336
one of the most violent animals next to hummingbirds.
i still want the boss of the swamp to be a bunyip, geography be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36792982
I wish that was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Honey are you still up? According to Zipanguese literature humans of your age need proper post-creampie sex sleep for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36792982
Reminder in MGC’s schools, this how bullying happens. Monster girls hide on the lockers, waiting men to walk nearby to capture them and rape until the student council arrives (student council members may wait until they witness one orgasm first out of cusiosity)

[Anonymous No.]

Despite what they say, elves ARE lewd and ARE made for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793485
>t. Human that lost to elves

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>>36793485
>hair vastly longer than her cloak
i'm into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793458
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793498
Humans can never lose to elves. They are weak to human dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793485
dumb elves cant even invent pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793531
Didn't you know? Pants are forbidden in elven culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793610
I like my pants, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793610
Are stockings considered pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793647
you are not an elf, anon, you can wear pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793681
Never trust an elf

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>>36793681
But why would I want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793681
No point, they're just coming off again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793485
>>36793499
I love super long hair and wish more monster girls had it, especially if it’s also fluffy and or flared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36789451
Is this model public or you got the creator's name?

[Anonymous No.]

Those cats are up to something.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna save before each hatch till all our kids are boys so I can brag about having the luckiest gachawomb wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793866
The cats conspire against us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793866
>>36793922
Kots is too dumb to plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793916
Anon gender and species are determined long before hatch, plus the save overwrites itself when the gender and species is confirmed. Save scumming is not allowed.
You have no escape from gacha hell, you can only keep trying. Much to your wifes delight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36791441
*three days later
Ftfy

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>>36790914
The problem is not knowing exactly how many of a mamono species the narrator has met to gather just a first-impression or it it was a comprehensive survey.
>e.g. if the first asian guy you ever met irl happened to be bad at math would you stop believing the 'all asians are good at math' stereotype that you read, or just assume he's the odd one out?
Assuming mamonos have individual characters and have been affected by different circumstances, all of the 'generalised' species characteristics are going to have a bell-curve distribution with some extreme outliers at each end.
> a lazy slob Kiki
> a dumb Haku
> a timid Heckhound
Ofc, if that's what you're looking for, the odds of finding an outlier are a lot lower than meeting an average example.

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>>36790959
Bear is working for the Feds
>sens you pix of her little flatchested 'friend'
>yfw you go to meet them and its a honeypot
>"Have a seat..."

[Anonymous No.]

> You going out to gather some firewood
> Saw 2 horns popping out the ground
> Approach carefully
> A wild Wendi chan jumps out
> Call you papa
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36793929
That's how they get you, you underestimate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36794885
I tell her I'm not her dad, but I can help her look for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36794885
Record scratch and freeze frame, followed by my opening narration about how I got into this sticky situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36794885
tell her shes still not getting meat from the smoker

[Anonymous No.]

>>36795094
But it smells so good! If it weren't for eating, why does it smell good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36795109
because its not ready yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36794885
Little Wendi I think you have the wrong door, the Ice Queen's house is 2 blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of present would you buy your monster gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36795792
Pillows, blankets, pajamas, cheese, and sweet candies.

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>>36795792
me naked in bed

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>>36795792
A big fucking CANNON

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>>36795981
Sir, yes this is the guy

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Reminder that all early Christmas celebrators shall be dealt with swiftly and harshly. And any mention of the Nightmare Before Christmas will have you banished to the ghoul dungeons

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>>36795792
I'm gonna give my black harpy gf some shiny things.

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>>36795792
Anubis gets filing cabinets, manilla folders, and spreadsheet templates
And she absolutely loves them

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plont is best meido

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kots>foxes

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What happens if I make a whitehorn cast a spell she doesn’t know?

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>>36797053
>you are spending so much time with your friends
uh... friends?

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>>36797103
Yes, "friends".

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floof

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>>36797326
The 666th post was a spider nun! This is a sign!

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>>36797026
>What happens if I make a whitehorn cast a spell she doesn’t know?
Snowstorms for a week and Selkie's Diner is turned upside down

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>>36797053

>when you ask if he wants 100 kids, and he says yes

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>>36797053
so many daighters, so little (you)

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>>36797026
frozen boner

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>>36797569
How do Echidna dungeons avoid flooding, do they have a sump pump every so often, or do they build only in the mountains above sea level?

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>>36794885
>What do?
Papa stuff I guess.

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>>36797707
Ah yes, time to use power tools and such. Little Wendis will look upon your power drill in awe!

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>>36795792
a large silver ingot

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>>36797873
>Silver ends the Tanuki

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Monsters fear the muscle nun

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>>36797983
prime roper candidate

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>>36797983
Muscle nun fears the anon who fetishises her.
>>36798007
Don't make me get the spray bottle.

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>>36798007
tfw theres zero good roper art

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>>36798099
no bully roper pls they try their best

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Mucus Toad seems getting lot of art lately. Nice.
https://twitter.com/lickityslurp/status/1443988237438042114

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Mucus Toad seems to be getting lot of art lately. Nice.
https://twitter.com/lickityslurp/status/1443988237438042114

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>>36798164
Good art but feet really?

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>>36734925

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>>36798216
>setouchi

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>>36798216
Very cute snek

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Meremaxed

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>>36798288
IS THAT

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>>36798288
the hoard mere'd a dragon, imagine the shame of the dragon

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> soft and squishy

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>>36793381
Lies and slander. Gators are extremely calm, they only get excited when the moment for rape comes

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>>36798344
Wet claws typed this post

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>>36798341
Squeeze out the tears!

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>>36798341
That Banshee is for breeding.

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>>36798421
>pirate
This larper grew up in one of those old plantation mansions

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>>36798446
2small4breeding get a bigger banshee

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>>36798477
Incorrect, she has those hips.
She is good for it.

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>>36798477
why are they so sexy

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>>36798503
You secretly long for the release of death?

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What would be the KC-approved way to write a battle between the Demon Army and The Order? A completely one-sided realmsilver-backed trouncing that devolves into an orgy, no doubt?

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>>36798533
i long for a different kind of release

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>>36798551
You'll have plenty of time for both with your new banshee wife.

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>>36798477
Why not both

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>>36798533
Just that pale skin turns me on so damn much

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What's the best way to tease and bully my vampire wife after I discover she's my great great great great great great great grand aunt?

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>>36788038
Stop it Anon! You’ve made the Tanukis consider Greenworms now!

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>>36798673
Call her auntie I guess

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>>36795792
Skimpy lingerie and very light night dresses, also oarty dresses that expose her back all the way down to her tail

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>>36788038
>>36798727
Eh, Ants are better. Work-work!

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>>36798673
make fun of her chunni outfits and hide them. Only leaving clothes made for younger less shapely vamps with bright colors

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>>36798544
lol butthurt

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>>36798830
But all she has is chunni clothes

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this is a threat

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>>36799050
boxfox, what is thine wisdom?

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>>36799050
To whom?

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>>36799027
then she shall be nude

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>>36798736
Fat monster in tight dresses are my fetish

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>>36799061
pay your taxes
>>36799071
if you have to ask, to you

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>>36799188
Fat little girls in tight dresses are my fetish

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>>36794885
Signal the Papas of Winterstown and find this little ones real papa.

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>>36799248
>pay your taxes
no mofu tax is theft

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>>36798673
Publicly. And bring receipts.

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>>36799405
there will be consequences

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>>36799405
>Hey, you look an awful lot like the head of the Mofukuza

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>>36799248
>pay your taxes
I'll do it when I'm dead

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On one hand I want loving wives to adventure with
On the otherhand I just want the monster girl version of Konosuba

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On one hand I want to get smothered by huge monster hag breasts, on the other hand I just want to dive face down into soft loli butts

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>>36799405
>mofu tax
Imagine having to pay taxes for your waifu, thank god there’s no muscle tax.

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>>36799689
This is why i live in the middle of nowhere with my waifu

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>>36799703
what did she mean by this?

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>>36799703
There’s something wrong with my cow guys…

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>>36799731
she is showing you her mating dance

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>>36799731
got be a some ritual or something. you know how mages be

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>>36799737
Those goddamn aliens messed with her

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>>36799405
They want me to pay taxes, even more reasons to hate foxes.

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I liked that ldea from back a few about an anon saved by parasite slimes that didn’t have a host so he just lived with them, good life with buddies. And the other scenarios like anon with a cursed sword pre host and so on.

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Keep your kids safe from shogs

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>>36799834
Isn’t that just a regular slime then?

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>>36793866
How do you ground cheshire daughters when they can just teleport out of their rooms and continue eating the cookies you confiscated from them?

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>>36799873
learn some anti teleport spells form their mama

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>>36793406
The guy just started to upload it again on the same site.

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>>36799873
Dimensional anchor spell

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>>36796966
fots>koxes

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>>36798544
Every single male getting reverse piledriver

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>>36799859
Nah cause they dont got a womans form without a host, while a normal slime is fine on their own.

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>>36799957
I'd be down for somw new slime bros

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>>36786527
>endurance
But with each kiss, it would just get worse, I can't even last when kissing her tail!

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>>36799888
can you not simply let him rot in obscurity? all it deserves it to be buried and forgotten.

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Sometimes i feel a petty resentment towards the fact that monsters aren’t allowed to lose even a little.and the way its set up kinda humanity gets its best ending by losing cause monsters would craft a utopia or something. But again this is just me being petty.

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>>36788038
>low value neighborhood
>with single men
The single greatest driver of housing prices in the monster world is the bachelor index, Anon. Every hag wants a strapping young man next door, and every married couple wants a childhood friend for their daughter.

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>No himedere, pai loli monster to buy me from the slave market
Its a troublesome feeling.

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>>36799992
>That pic
You sure like living on the edge, anon?

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>>36800078
I don't post here much, what is a ban to someone who lurks? Clean it up janny

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>>36800027
It's the nature of the setting.
It's very much a fantasy wish fulfillment and KC isn't even gonna entertain the idea that the humans could fight back and win.
The end end you will get a wife who loves you, and you will fuck her and by the demon lords left tit, you will get the best end.

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Why did no one tell me ushis always have at least triplets?

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>>36799992
How could you make someone who works for free work overtime to protect out precious advertisers?

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>>36800036
>tfw ywn be in a neighborhood full of hags that are a little too helpful

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Would arranged marriages between demons and humans work?
Like your great grandfather promised a demon that his great grandson would marry said demon or her kid?
What I'm saying is that I want to find out that I've been married to a demon since the day I was born but only found out once I've "come of age".

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>>36800205
>ywn always help them cause they need a "strapping young man"
>ywn get large amounts of baked goods everyday
>ywn walk by their houses and find them always sunbathing even during winter
>ywn try to masturbate but get creeped out when all their faces are smooshed against your window

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>>36800283
>anons ancestors sold him out to a shog for fame and fortune

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>>36800321
>shog shows up to collect her "payment"
>expects to explain and convince anon that this is for the best
>is surprised when anon gets excited and happy that he has a shog of his own
>hfw

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>>36800321
>Anon is born into a wealthy family
>Nobody is quite sure where they got all their wealth from
>They just always seem to have enough money for everything
>But the story is told from father to sun that one day a dark creature they've stuck a barging with will come up from underneath their mansion and claim their "payment"
>Once anon is old enough the "master of the house" the shoggoth comes and claims him as her own
>Said mansion starts acting like it's haunted and everyone moves, presuming anon lost forever
>Anon is too busy fucking the 100 different copies of his new shoggoth maid while having his every need taken care of by her to even care.

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>>36800319
>ywn end up finding the gals love you giving some water after you go out running shirtless again, which tastes kinda funny
>ywn get asked to help some of those monsters deal with their computer problem, finding heaps and heaps of porn and creepshots of (you)

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>>36800000
Five of a kind beats a trey of 8s.

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>>36800370
dangerously smug

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>>36791349
PII

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>>36800027
That's not petty, you're just seeing how the monsters can be as much of smug bitches as they want and never lose. KC and most of the fans have a massive case of femdom autism and can't see the monsters are just completely insufferable mary sues a lot of the time.

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>>36799850
>kids safe from Shoggs
Do kiki maids also work as Nannies for families with young shota masters?
Or just make sure your sons are introduced to very possessive childhood-friendos at mixed species preschool.